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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the same homosexual thread again for the thousand time
    >vidya butts get nuked on sight
    Maybe he’s on to something

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why he posts the butts. Janny must pay for his low quality work.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark souls pvp has always been terrible and enjoying it is exclusively reserved for the mentally ill. As evidenced by you remaking this thread over and over and over

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not co-op if you have to fight another player.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread again
    I'm going to save everyone ITT the trouble: OP is a known troll who has reposted this exact same thread 41 times. Yes, 41 times.
    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/SwCPbjnx7kjb233JlqbwqA/type/op/
    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/rP4ObTEc55MEPwQ6nImpuA/type/op/
    Coincidentally, these threads are filled with much more low quality bait than the real threads about Elden Ring multiplayer like

    [...]

    . Nothing good will come of posting in this thread and responding to OP's busted-ass bait or the other morons in the peanut gallery.

    He has even directly admitted that this is bait

    [...]

    [...]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >41
      No it’s not
      It’s way more than that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's right though

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they'll talk a lot of fricking shit but they never own any actual fighting games
    >said poster is some slavBlack person anyway

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was a homosexual
    If you want to suck him off so bad just message hik on steam OP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit he's based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean unironically it's not. Fricking a child is societally wrong because the child doesn't have a developed brain and thus is considered unable to consent to any sexual act. Fricking a person with an adult brain in a child's body is completely morally okay.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          its not a child
          you will never win an argument because you never read the original post to begin with

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kek'd from the video in his steam profile

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, I have played every souls game completely offline as single player games are meant to be. Coop shitters and invader psychopaths destroying their irrelevant minigame is only a good thing.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody invades for fun anymore anyway, it's just people trying to get clips for their streams/youtube/twitters and make themselves look good or cool. Ever since dark souls 2 invading hasn't been a fun thing to do, you're expected to just run away towards enemy mobs if you're outnumbered and being pelted by magic spam and elden ring is the worst of them all.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pvpers who seethe at the coop mod removing babies who don't want to pvp are babies afraid of adversity with another human being who actually wants to fight back.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pvpers who seethe at the coop mod removing babies who don't want to pvp are babies afraid of adversity with another human being who actually wants to fight back.
      Even if I did play Elden Ring, I'm pretty sure I still wouldn't be able to parse this ESL-ass sentence.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's fairly simple
        pvper (op) is seething about babies who don't want to do pvp who have installed the co-op mod that removes invasions. the pic in the op says people who use that mod are afraid of adversity with another human being. when all those babies who don't want to pvp use the co-op mod, that leaves only people who want to participate in pvp. the only reason a pvper would complain about t his is because he's actually afraid of adversity with another human being, another human being who actually wants to fight. he wants to kick children rather than fight a man his own size because he's a coward afraid of adversity

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So the guy in the screenshot is a lot like one of those "I PWN NOOBS" homosexuals from first-person shooters who would never go toe-to-toe with a competitive clangay.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right though.
          Those seamless babies are just shitter cheaters.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fun Fact: 17% of India's GDP is from exports of monkey torture videos

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now watch them ban everybody else for off-topic thread posting instead of doing something about the same shit literally being spammed all day every day

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the israelite fears the red sickle and hammer man
    also ds3 pvp is dead at all levels since elden ring released

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      good, ds3 pvp is the worst

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when the OP is such a homosexual that I'm on the side of the guy posting monkey gore
    damn

  14. 3 months ago
    sage

    >bad red man triggered anon so hard he has to resort to stupid baby monkey gore
    git gud scrub

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if that guy is making you seethe this much then why don't you just invade his world and make him get gud?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We did so for 15 years and him still being butthurt over getting raped in undead burg is the reason he seethes so much when his cheat mod is "under attack".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        im not seething though, im laughing at you while you seethe and post pajeet monkey gore

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awww, a skillet gay got so butthurt over being called out he has to post gore.
    Still upset you didn't get an official easy mode you have to mod it in?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're a skill-let who isn't capable of pvping against other people who want to pvp. that's significantly more pathetic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm having fun with TT right now.
        Invaders are not even that good at the game.
        You being unable to deal with them while having 3 people on your team is beyond pathetic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        By playing elden ring co-op, or playing the game at all you are saying you want to pvp in the same way you want to beat the level. It's a part of the game, you invited them into your world by playing co-op. Miyazaki himself said its not meant to be viewed as traditional pvp really. Invaders are meant to seen as notorious predators and difficult enemies, part of the level along with the monsters.

        But the mighty elden lord would prefer to cower and complain and install third party software to avoid any potential difficulty rather than overcome the challenge even with his two buddies to back him up. What a joke.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm walking through the park with my friends, I don't want to have a fist fight with you after you come up behind us and throw a punch. you can go to the gym and spar against other people who want to spar.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >goes to Airsoft field event
            >brings airsoft guns and gear
            >is upset at being shot with a pebble and tells the opposing team to go away because HE came here for a relaxing walk in the park

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, gore and bestiality aside, why are you bumping the thread with shock images if you hate it so much?
    This shit was on page 1, Anon. Dumping images is not going to get it to die sooner.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's having a revenge fantasy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s trying to get the mods attention to delete this spam thread
      But it looks like the mod was here and said thread is still up
      Unfortunate really

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because OP is on topic and you being upset over being called out as a shitter doesn't make the thead actual spam, unlike what you did with the gore and porn.
        Damn, you can't even get good at pvp on Ganker.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >same thread posted multiple times over the course of two years
          >I-it’s ok if it’s this one
          have a nice day mongrel

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is palworld
            What is bg3
            moron

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine being an amateur jannie. you do it for free, for free.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone complaining about seemless co-op should be forced to play through the entire game with the regular co-op system

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a problem because it's a helper system, not a "go trough the whole game together with same people" system.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and the invasion system is a get ganked you fricking loser system

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the "let's-try-to-stun-him-while-he-spawns-guys!"-oneshot-3-moronic-people-with-a-spell system?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. The invader does it explicitly because they enjoy an underdog power fantasy and inflicting mindbreaking humiliation on anons like the one posting gore itt who are so terrible at the game that even a mediocre player can wipe their gank squad, and live rent free in their mind for eternity.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    umm well you know what I'M JUST GONNA PLAY SINGLE PLAYER ANYWAY IDC LOL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*quietly crawls back to play coop*
      >*as was happening for 15 years prior*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would anyone want to interact with disgusting other human beings in a single player game? I play video games to get away from other people, not to interact with them. There can never be a positive interaction with any human player in any video game ever made.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Social skill issue

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wait 10 minutes
    >spawn in
    >instantly kill the host with some bullshit attack
    >wait 10 minutes
    this is why I could never liked invading, duels between to people ready to PvP are actually fun and last longer than 10 seconds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wait 10 minutes
      You wait 30 seconds max if you spam fingers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      invasions dont take, long just cycle fingers, fights themselves take longer than that if youre the invader since everyone spams their l2 button and the host has two backup dancers. some or all of whom are explicitly there to gank you. unless the host presents his ass to you and separates himself from his pack of herbivores, then yes, the fight will take ten seconds.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I specifically let myself get invaded and just dump on the gay with my hacked stats to make them mad
    They can't complain because this is effectively exactly what they do to others

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all invaders are hackers
      sounds like a skill issue, and also projection

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dark souls co-op
    lmfao

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >monkey gore
    cringe
    >monkey psychological torment
    funny

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP HAVING FUN WITH YOUR FRIENDS
    LET ME INVADE AND RIVERS OF BLOOD YOU

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rob
      Even a bloodflame nagakiba is more effective

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather rub one off to the 18 y/o, nerdy, ginger and virgin looking for boyfriend malware ad at the bottom of this thread (nice job dividing Ganker to attract sfw advertisers asiaticmoot) than engage in this intellectual drivel that OP calls bait nowadays

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >troony (posting gore in the) thread*

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OR maybe pvpgays should accept that the phantom/summon system from Souls doesn't fit Elden Ring both gameplay and storywise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does actually.
      It's still a world of parallel universes.
      Why the hell was Vyke in your world when he's supposedly got 2 great runes, while you just get them from their original holders?
      Why the hell was Bernharl upset about burning his maiden, which happens only after you get 2 runes and go to burn the erdtree? Would those 2 existing at all in your world mess with the whole structure of it?
      They just got sucked into your world after all, somehow.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao he really got this butthurt over the red man he had to post gore

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just make reasonable PVP then, except it's usually not reasonable and just interferes with play. Not to mention hackers and unbalanced builds.

    I'd rather have dedicated areas where invasions are expected and play is rewarded justly. Ever play Counter Strike zombie maps where the zombies can frick with boss fights? Something like that, except soulslike would be kino as frick

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people that complain about the mod people used to not engage in pvp are the same people that alt f4 the second they start losing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never seen an invader doing an altf4

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recently started my first elder ring playthtrough, I've haven't seen a single summon sign, I've wondered if the coop is completely dead or is there some proble on my side

    The game is pretty good but I had to wait 2 years because I had severe soulsborne burnout, I preferred them smaller scale though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to use fulricating finger remedy to see signs anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've tried but can't see any.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then it might be level/weapon upgrade issue, or you just killed the boss of the location, this makes you unable to summon in that location.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand why people buy a game and then mod it to be "undisturbed"
    Bitch, it is the game, may as well use a trainer for invincibility
    Fearing invaders is such a beta and female behavior

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they think they are (naturally) good at games but when they are reminded they aren't they return to playing victim instead of playing the game

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    good thread

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are cheaters upset over being called cheaters?
    They knowingly install a cheat mod which allows them to avoid a core mechanic of the game.
    They know it breaks the game.
    Yet they get so pised off when someone points out that it's cheating.
    Why?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ego issue as always

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This thread AGAIN
    We use the seamless co-op mod for the seamless co-op.
    Multiplayer with randoms (including invading) doesn't figure into things at all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not play an actual coop game like borderlands?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see these threads every time they're posted. There are always casuals who specifically name the red man. But it's true that many anons just want to play cooperatively without any (intended) drawbacks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If FROM had just copied the Seamless Co-Op mod into Elden Ring, the majority of Seamless players would have just followed it into the regular game and regular servers.
        Nobody gives a shit one way or the other about invaders.
        Frankly I'd expect any invader to be on a major disadvantage in that case anyway, because Seamless encourages coordinated play with people you know and are probably in live chat with.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, let's pile even more advantages for the host party and see them cry as they get demolished by the supersweat

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the problem with dark souls/fromsoft invasions is that it's a minor inconvenience for the host at best, and a HUGE amount of downtime for the invader if he can't get a connection. it's on those people for ruining the game for themselves, i don't give a shit

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    every time we have this thread we have to have the same fricking conversation, bad red man is the only one bad red man has to blame for fricking up invasions and coop for everyone else

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that people that engage with MP are literally subhuman.
    LITERALLY subhuman.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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