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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares fromhomosexual

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, my fear of hackers killed co-op

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not ds3, no script kiddies run around

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only saw one hacker in my 50hr of pvp/e
      And that guy only showing off his nude mods

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and as we all know, anon’s limited experience is the only relevant metric.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood this. For me to see another player's nude mods wouldn't they have to be in my game somehow? Otherwise it would be a 'file not found' issue.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then play the console version.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh No a hacker killed me, now to get the runes back I have to play more of the game that I like!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The issue with hackers when I played wasn't invaders it was co-op hackers who completely ruined the challenge of the game.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played multiplayer since Unreal Tournament 2k4 came out. Probably never will play multiplayer again.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >design the game in a moronic way when it comes to multiplayer
    >players mod it to be more sensible
    blame the devs for thinking people wanted to only play it solo with random friendly summons instead of coop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I must be carried trough the entire game by my friends
      So why don't you play literally any other game balanced around coop? You know, the one you want? Why do you feel the need to ruin the only game that does it's own unique thing?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because suck my balls and cry more, it's fun.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cheating is fun
          Sure but you didn't beat the game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok. I don't need to "beat" your game. I can beat my meat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cheating is fun
        Sure but you didn't beat the game.

        Stop shoving your head up your own ass. It moronic to get work up over beating a game through arbitrary limitations, then throw an autistic fit because other people didn’t complete the game using only an anal probe. The vanilla summoning system is slow, clunky, and moronic restricting. A system where everyone have to 1st make their way over a dungeon/instant area that permit summoning. 2nd dig around for the correct summoning sign while waiting for the server to cycle them around. 3rd run back to the start to summon the idiot that die, or worst, go back to step one if the host die. 4th the lobby end once you kill the boss, so you are force to repeat step one in a new area. Seamless coop remove all of these problem, just continues gameplay without dealing with constant interruption. Unless everyone in the group are bunch fricking neet, it a pain in the ass to get everyone on at the same time to play together. It common for people to beat the game solo, then creating separate character for the coop play though. So it become a complete slog trying to go through the game using the vanilla summoning system. You be lucky to get Leyndell before everyone call it a quit. The only one have a problem with seamless coop, are friendless jackass that doesn’t have anyone who is willing to play Elden ring with them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ugh I HAVE to cheat because I don't like the game!
          Just play anothe game, homosexual. This one is not for you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        fun fact: the co op mod gives everything 3x the health
        you didn't beat the game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but extra health makes it extra hard!
          No it doesn't. It just make you arrgo-juggle and chainstunning enemies a little bit longer.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the man (probably trans idk) that made that mod seriously hurt invasions forever

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a PvP gay in a single player adventure game requires severe mental illness

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >single player adventure game
        >with strictly pvpve multiplayer
        >NOOOOO PLEASE RRMOVE INVASIONS IT REMINDS ME IM SHIT AT GAMES

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if i went to a school that randomly had a shooting every month, i would move to new school. idk what kind of fricked up foster care upbringing you had or why you thrive on negative confrontation but it is not what most people want. especially when invaders are ALWAYS tryhard minmaxing homosexuals with meta builds they stole from the internet.

          in your defense though, i’ve never used a mod, i just don’t play souls games online.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >goes to a public laser tag
            >seethes there are other people aside from his friends
            >seethes he got shit on by some random
            >steals equipment to play in his backyard

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              thats not a good metaphor and you know it.

              >anon goes to a public laser tag
              >it’s a good series of matches, wins and losses on both sides
              >suddenly a trained marine shows up with an actual gun and shoots everybody in the building then victory poses
              >anon doesn’t go to laser tag anymore

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anon goes to lasertag
                >feels great as he gets some kills against some solo players with his friends
                >suddenly an experienced player comes and tags anon and his friends once
                >anon starts to cry and throws a tantrum becase he can't live a fantasy of being the top lasertag layer around anymore
                >instead of training and improving he steals equipment

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >stealing the equipment
              How is modding my game in any way like stealing the equipment?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                consolegays think modding is effectively piracy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You playin multiplayer not on official servers steals from the gameplay experiece of everyone esle, since sunbros, invaders and blues depend on coopers playing the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Single player game? That why majority homosexual can't beat a single boss without summons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >attention-deprived autist finds a template that gets him easy (You)s
      Many such cases

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look this thread again. Don't worry anon, I'm sure if you spam it enough you might find some other friendless loser who agrees with you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no skill
      >"but at least I have friends!"
      Yeah, who also have no skill. That's why you're seething at invaders. You still get demolished in a 3v1. That's why you need the seamless shitter mod.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    frick pvpBlack folk lol
    and frick from's moronic co-op system

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get invaded by homosexuals with god mode hp in DaS1
    >get invaded by ultra homosexuals in DaS3 with insane scripts that give you a thousand debufs, kill your character, dc you and also put you in cheater hell
    Frick you I'm never touching invasions ever again. They were fun in DaS1 with fight clubs but obnoxious cheater homosexuals have ruined it for me. OP is probably also one of those morons.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >red man is objectively bad
    >keep him out of the game so I don't have to deal with him
    Sounds reasonable to me

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want solo invasion back
    I want if player use tear/summon during boss fight they will get invaded
    I want covanent back
    I want fromsoft to ban seamless troony mod

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    people use seamless co-op becuase the unmodded co-op is garbage for trying to do a full playthrough of the game with friends
    if people just didn't want to get invaded they can disable them, a feature fromsoft put in the base game, no mods needed

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    seethe harder, homosexual

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invite a friend over for some beers, pizza and fun coop games
    >halfway through the night a burglar busts in and kills you both

    Yep, this is good life-design.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just don't like adversity

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    your fear of bad red man has killed PvP arenas in fromsoft games

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will bless you with secret ancient gaming knowledge:
    When you fight another player, it's no longer cooperative.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Invader are rapist and homosexual, they are sweaty moron who ruin my fun
    Good thing seamless exist and I'm happy to see these homosexual cry all day

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont care i played with cheat engine on for story

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah get fricked. I wanna play with my friends, not annoying losers.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the shitter seethe every single time this is posted
    Fricking priceless.
    Never stop anon.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fear of bad red man
    Whenever you post this I just think about Archer and his smug face to be completely honest with you.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >red man
    Sitting Bull? Geronimo? Chief Wild Eagle?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO YOU CAN'T GO PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
    MOM SAID YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH ME!

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played through it all, invaded or got invaded at least 50 times and had like 3 actual fights. The rest were just some combination of cheesy gay shit like camping ladders/dropoffs, camping in places you can’t get to without horse, hiding for 15 minutes just to spam anime bullshit skills, etc. Hard to get mad at anybody using the co-op mod when 99% of people who pvp are trying to play in the lamest ways possible.

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