Awesome that you’re hear anon! I have a serious question for you, no cap (I think I said that right). You as a black man, if you could change your race what race would you be?
Nintendo can't and won't fricking touch Valve. They'll sue customers for sure, but when it comes to other gaming companies, they pussy out because they know their lawyers are dogshit.
Bullshit. Gabe could have installed monitoring software to prevent piracy and didn't. Fat frick is deliberately banking on piracy as his console's selling point and it will bite him in the ass. Hard
lol Black person. how is that valve's fault? you think they can sue because a computer can run software? top fricking kek. if valve was some poor ass Black person tier company, sure, nintendo could try suing them out of the market by forcing them out of money to pay lawyers. there's no way nintendo can do dick against valve lmao
>you think they can sue because a computer can run software?
Believe it or not, there is a law on the books that console developers must take reasonable measures to prevent piracy, and no law that expects the same of computer developers. I'd have to check to see if it's changed, but it's been around for a while. Mostly has to do with consoles being by far the majority of the market, I expect.
They actually could, but they don't because it wouldn't be worth it. Not enough people use those tablets. SteamDeck will become a MAJOR pirating platform. Industry-breaking potentially. I hope Gabe has security.
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>They actually could
How? It's a fricking tablet.
2 years ago
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>They actually could
How? It's a fricking tablet.
you can literally sue literally anyone for literally anything
if you think that's indicative of whether or not a judge will rule in your favor, you're a moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
>you can literally sue literally anyone for literally anything
You know cases can be thrown out before they make it to court right?
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You're such a moronic fricking Black person. More people pirate on windows regardless of the form factor than any other platform, and Nintendo has never even hinted a possible lawsuit. Even iphones and andriods have major pirating scene. Again, you're just a dumb fricking Black person that wants to start shitposting between nintendo and vavle
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Anonymous
I saw Amber Heard try that one >he should have sued the Washington Post too, not just me!!!!
didn't work
Get ready for jail you fat frick, i wonder how your white neckbeard looks like in orange
2 years ago
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>jail >from a lawsuit
???????????
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your shitposting would go better if you at least socket puppeted some replies or something to make it seem like people believed your bait.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I am not OP but I am on board with sending the steamed elephant to Fort Knox
2 years ago
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there you go
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your bait started as low-effort but you somehow managed to make it worse, try again next week.
>Gabe shows up to court >Pulls out a Nintendo 3ds and begins to insert a memory card >Nintendo Ninjas all look at each other in horror, as it *clicks* into place inside the 3ds, they all pull out tanto and commit seppuku in front of judge
>tfw spent over 200 bucks on the Steam sale for games on my Deck I would have never bought otherwise
This fat frick is making bank from paypigs like me.
So... if I hack my Xbox One and install Nintendo emulators, can Nintendo sue Microsoft? No? Than shut the frick up, the most they can do is go after the people who do the "piracy" and even then good fricking luck finding them.
No, not Nintendo. Gabe's DNA is going to be injected into a flesh controller, and then cloned so that his consciousness can witness the horror of being played with like a Steam Deck because he lets satanist israelites run people off his store platform for business, or is just one of them, which makes it worse for him.
Thing about OP is he probably isn't really a nintendo fanboy. He more sees this as a opportunity to have nintendo fans and valve fan shitpost at each other.
lmao do you really think nintendo will do things legally? they will send yakuza ninjas to kidnap his ass and lock him away in a tiny celler where they can torture him for fun. people who frick with nintendo get what they deserve.
>valve sued for millions by nintendo >valve forced to split due to anti-trust laws >every piece of hardware they have ever made is rendered worthless >every steam game has no value >billions of dollars of games collapse into the void
ugh that sucks, I just sold my switch after getting my deck cuz I just play my switch games on the deck now. If Valve gets sued we might not get more deck software updates
Elaborate OP, is there some big tussle between Nintendo and Valve?
Steam Deck violates the copyright of the Nintendo Switch
>the copyright
Are you moronic?
Then, Atari would sue Nintendo into oblivion. see
Atari would come back!
Game & Watch
Electronic Quarterback
Caleco is making a come back! Suck my wiener OP!
Is there an actual lawsuit going on, or are both of you just tripping?
Valve got sued in patent infringement lawsuit for the steam controller, so I'm assuming the same would be applied to the steam deck
If only you knew what you were talking. That’s not how it works you bumbling homosexual
I'm pretty sure they're getting sued for lying about Artifact's prize money that was promised.
>implying nintendo has a copyright on handheld pcs
lol
the switch invented portable gaming, valve stole that
Atari actually did it first
You could argue the game and watch came first, but it doesn't matter. The OP is stupid bait and there is no law suit
>Includes California Games
I had California games as well as that Lynx. I had fun with it, even if it sucked. Hacky sack game was baller.
I had one of these. It was pretty good.
He'll frick you before that happens.
the deck really broke tendies holy shit lmao
I am sure they are very terrified of an item only sold online via a service you have to sign up to.
I'm just have fascist tendencies to begin with.
>NYOOOOOOOO ONLY NINTENDO GETS TO MAKE HANDHELDS NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEE
lithium
NOW
Nyo?
Awesome that you’re hear anon! I have a serious question for you, no cap (I think I said that right). You as a black man, if you could change your race what race would you be?
Nyo!
>Awesome that you're hear anon!
With spelling like that are you sure you're not a Black person?
anon he's a ginger not a Black person, forgive him
Nintendo can't and won't fricking touch Valve. They'll sue customers for sure, but when it comes to other gaming companies, they pussy out because they know their lawyers are dogshit.
>their lawyers are dogshit.
you don't mess with the nintendo ninjas
nintendo is a study case of how to protect your intellectual property in law schools
Bullshit. Gabe could have installed monitoring software to prevent piracy and didn't. Fat frick is deliberately banking on piracy as his console's selling point and it will bite him in the ass. Hard
lol Black person. how is that valve's fault? you think they can sue because a computer can run software? top fricking kek. if valve was some poor ass Black person tier company, sure, nintendo could try suing them out of the market by forcing them out of money to pay lawyers. there's no way nintendo can do dick against valve lmao
>you think they can sue because a computer can run software?
Believe it or not, there is a law on the books that console developers must take reasonable measures to prevent piracy, and no law that expects the same of computer developers. I'd have to check to see if it's changed, but it's been around for a while. Mostly has to do with consoles being by far the majority of the market, I expect.
Nintendo could sue Microsoft for having tablets that are easy to pirate games with.
They actually could, but they don't because it wouldn't be worth it. Not enough people use those tablets. SteamDeck will become a MAJOR pirating platform. Industry-breaking potentially. I hope Gabe has security.
>They actually could
How? It's a fricking tablet.
you can literally sue literally anyone for literally anything
if you think that's indicative of whether or not a judge will rule in your favor, you're a moron
>you can literally sue literally anyone for literally anything
You know cases can be thrown out before they make it to court right?
You're such a moronic fricking Black person. More people pirate on windows regardless of the form factor than any other platform, and Nintendo has never even hinted a possible lawsuit. Even iphones and andriods have major pirating scene. Again, you're just a dumb fricking Black person that wants to start shitposting between nintendo and vavle
I saw Amber Heard try that one
>he should have sued the Washington Post too, not just me!!!!
didn't work
Get ready for jail you fat frick, i wonder how your white neckbeard looks like in orange
>jail
>from a lawsuit
???????????
Your shitposting would go better if you at least socket puppeted some replies or something to make it seem like people believed your bait.
I am not OP but I am on board with sending the steamed elephant to Fort Knox
there you go
Your bait started as low-effort but you somehow managed to make it worse, try again next week.
>Gabe shows up to court
>Pulls out a Nintendo 3ds and begins to insert a memory card
>Nintendo Ninjas all look at each other in horror, as it *clicks* into place inside the 3ds, they all pull out tanto and commit seppuku in front of judge
twitter.com/badlegaltakes
Sure. Let's sue microsoft because windows doesn't self destroy after you download an emulator
The only reason no one has sued yet is not because the law would not permit it but because Microsoft has the best lawyers on Earth
The reason no one has sued yet is because it's not illegal.
>tfw spent over 200 bucks on the Steam sale for games on my Deck I would have never bought otherwise
This fat frick is making bank from paypigs like me.
get it together anon
i spent an additional $120 on games to play on deck in my year of waiting
Stop posting you moronic homosexual
Nintendo's lawyers are good enough to basically override parody protection in the US.
can't wait to see this fat frick in jail and PC gaming canceled forever
join me brothers
So... if I hack my Xbox One and install Nintendo emulators, can Nintendo sue Microsoft? No? Than shut the frick up, the most they can do is go after the people who do the "piracy" and even then good fricking luck finding them.
you are going to jail Gabe
Is there actually a lolsuit or are you Black folk just shit posting as usual?
Just shitposting. Something as big as that would make news all over. And it's not like Sega, SNK, and Bandai didn't have their own handhelds before.
qrd?
he made a little hand held computer and hackers started playing nintendo games on it
No, not Nintendo. Gabe's DNA is going to be injected into a flesh controller, and then cloned so that his consciousness can witness the horror of being played with like a Steam Deck because he lets satanist israelites run people off his store platform for business, or is just one of them, which makes it worse for him.
>to wake up Gabe Newell from his electronic slumber you must press tha chinese button
The world doesn't need Nintendo anymore.
stop making this thread every day you moronic troony
Thing about OP is he probably isn't really a nintendo fanboy. He more sees this as a opportunity to have nintendo fans and valve fan shitpost at each other.
lmao do you really think nintendo will do things legally? they will send yakuza ninjas to kidnap his ass and lock him away in a tiny celler where they can torture him for fun. people who frick with nintendo get what they deserve.
Nintendo has people who can make life very, very difficult for men like Gabriel.
>you vill not emulate anything
>you vill subscribe to ze rental services
>you vill nothing nothing
I don't think so Nintendo. But nice try anyway.
>nintendo
>being able to even touch valve
Pretty sure nintendo is worth more
What happened?
Nothing happened. Just console "war" kiddies being as homosexual as they've always been.
>valve sued for millions by nintendo
>valve forced to split due to anti-trust laws
>every piece of hardware they have ever made is rendered worthless
>every steam game has no value
>billions of dollars of games collapse into the void
That’s not how anti trust works, Jamal.
Is this meant to be a prediction, or just wish fulfilment fanfic
>every piece of hardware they have ever made is rendered worthless
That happens on it's own already.
ugh that sucks, I just sold my switch after getting my deck cuz I just play my switch games on the deck now. If Valve gets sued we might not get more deck software updates
I just got word that Gabriel Newell is being transported via crane to Leavenworth. Updates soon.
It’s true. hand just flew over my house.
Is Catan actually good? I want to get into board games.
yeah, it's really fun with a group imo and is like a more digestable civ
That's not how lawsuits work, moron.
>supermax prison in Brazil
fix'd
No prison can hold Gabe Newell, the meal expenses alone would bankrupt them.
He would be released a year later looking like Jason Statham
>Prison
>lawsuit
You don't go to prison for lawsuits. Civil cases don't even judge innocence or guilt. You aren't guilty or innocent in a lawsuit.
you don't go to prison for civil suits dumbass.