He wrote the base code for Minecraft in a weekend and became a billionaire. A FRICKING WEEKEND.

He wrote the base code for Minecraft in a weekend and became a billionaire. A FRICKING WEEKEND. You have no fricking excuse for not being a gamedev billionaire at this point.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that hbomberguy?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Except I'm not intelligent?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Neither is he.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. The type of game he was making at the time would be laughed at by at-the-time normies too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What, Minecraft?
          I found out about the alpha on a forum thread. Not much to do other than build and delete blocks, but a bunch of people were immediately interested in the concept the moment they saw it. It was obviously a game idea that had potential.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have never played Minecraft nor am I interested in ever playing it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah nobody likes Lego. Not at all. Virtual legos? Pfffff what a dumb idea.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bros, what are some popular toys we can turn into games? I need to become a billionaire very quickly. Thank you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lincoln logs

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              barbie dolls? do kids still play with those nowadays?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like that his ex wife is STILL seething about not getting his money after the divorce.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      quick rundown?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Notch was makibg nice money after minecraft became popular. Norhing compares to his insanen payout, but enough to pay alimony to a crazy b***h.
        His ex divorced him quite some time before the ms deal and is pretty mad about that ever since.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roasty btfo

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't even his idea.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is swedish
    'nuff said

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i mean you should see the amount of games on steam that are trying to be unique, it's a massive redpill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i was looking around my library i saw a game my brother bought who knows when and i've never noticed it before, i saw that it was getting recent updates and dev progress report so i went to check steam charts and the game has gotten like max 20 players since 2015 when it released and had a peak of 500, made me sad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Brutal. What game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the repopulation, to be fair the reviews say the game is a buggy early acess mess but it seems to still be in development

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he made a game, he was successful, you're jealous you'll never see even a fraction of his success your entire lfie

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the third thread you've made in the past 24 hours anon. Get help.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >balding
    >fat
    He's not winning.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Neither do you. Get off this board.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Making Ganker miserable is the sole joy of my life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your life is probably pretty boring then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Got ‘em

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hello Ganker, the real Notch here.
            Tell me why I should spend my billions on (You)r game idea.
            What skills do you have? Are you focused? What do you offer?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dance-off, Markus. Me and you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Notch is too much of a b***h to reach out on Ganker, or anywhere. He could post his dick with a time stamp and it would be the most famous occurrence on this site, but instead he posts attention baiting threads. frickin lame

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It has porn in it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you want an ideas guy who can't seem to go a day without a new idea.
              I'm also a World-builder/Lore Logician

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it's just that fun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, your life is pathetic. I even feel sorry for you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sadism's joys are deep beyond measure, my small brown friend.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >homie just invent stacking boxes, again, after box stacking was already invented and there is no market for box stacking simulators anymore
    why are lolbertarians like this?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nowadays your only option to be successful it's to make an streamer friendly game

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the real Notch, where do you buy your hats?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many Notch threads lately? There's at least two up right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lot of discussions around minecraft because of the game ruining update. Also someone clearly got mindbroken by the fact that success is literally just 100% luck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not 100%. Talent is a thing. Wait, talent is just luck in a deterministic universe, isn't it? So I guess it is 100%. Damn.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ego

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The base code for Minecraft is simple as frick you goddamn moron. He used APIs such as LWJGL for the basic 3D parts and never credited them. He stole the idea from Infiniminer. It's fine to do both these things, but then never credited them and acted if the idea was all his original OC do not steal, and then never gave either credit or in the case of LWJGL, never donated a fricking cent to their project even though Minecraft Java STILL uses their fricking code.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      let me explain to you the world of adult legal bullshit. you never say sorry, and you never volunteer credit to someone. otherwise dur juden will sue your ass and use your own high-trust goodwill statement against you like its a signed confession.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Sad but true. Autists know how dangerous crediting others is.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do you increase your luck stat?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i made a couple hundred k off the game i released on steam and metrics show it'll trickle in cash for the next decade or so

    I wish i made billions because the idea of becoming a games producer sounds lit. Just write up ideas, drop a wad of cash and a contract on some LLC and tell THEM to make the games.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >now now anon, just win the cosmic lottery
    I'd settle for a half decent farm to die in but even that's asking for a lot today

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Show your game if it's so easy.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hate him all you want, but he still achieved something you nerds never will. Although, to be fair, he did give Ganker the shaft back in the day, so I understand the grudge.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure he copied dwarf fortress coding. But yeah, lets pretend otherwise.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So you're going to post the game that you made over the weekend right OP? Or are you just a hypocrite that's full of shit?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He got lucky. He just made the game he wanted to make and it happened to be a game that other people wanted. Not everyone's like that. No one would play the games I want to make.

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