yeah but to call that meal "carbs on carbs" is pretty wrong. it's a ton of fat if you actually know how to analyze what youre looking at. morons look at any amount of pasta and bread and call the whole dish "carbs"
Southern thing is to put peanut butter on this, which I find weird enough. But sweets on a grilled hamburger must be considered delectable by some society, else they wouldn't have so many webms made of these things.....right?
all fatties have strong legs
they need to be able to move all that fat ofc, if u ever see someone lose a bunch of weight their legs look absolutely shredded
11 months ago
Anonymous
He used to be super athletic and probably still works out multiple times a day to offset health issues from the weight gain.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Being a limber fatty is a great party trick.
11 months ago
Anonymous
how does he not fear his ankles snapping?
11 months ago
Anonymous
The parasites in his lower intestine are Goa'uld level. They give him super powers.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Parasites gotta protect their paradise.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I've seen this before and thought it was just some random fat kid
Southern thing is to put peanut butter on this, which I find weird enough. But sweets on a grilled hamburger must be considered delectable by some society, else they wouldn't have so many webms made of these things.....right?
Of course, we all know it's the HFCS poison that's even in the bread, and other literal poison like K Bromate that is literally illegal in the EU. American food is poison.
That's from Forever Chemicals, they're literally in fetuses now, in the rainwater. They're inescapable.
We're like 1% microplastics. We're fricked.
The glory of capitalism.
>muh capitalism
Yeah because non capitalist counties totally never harm their population out of negligence EVER.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Capitalism also allows you to not eat that shit. Only way you're losing weight in Cuba and most of China is by not eating, as food that's not lead contaminated or rat infested is for the politburo class.
>MUH COMMUNISM Whataboutism
No one cares about some stupid commie shithole homosexuals. Keep bootlicking those corporations and israeli overlords giving you free microplastics.
Capitalism also allows you to not eat that shit. Only way you're losing weight in Cuba and most of China is by not eating, as food that's not lead contaminated or rat infested is for the politburo class.
>muh capitalism
Yeah because non capitalist counties totally never harm their population out of negligence EVER.
[...]
>MUH COMMUNISM Whataboutism
No one cares about some stupid commie shithole homosexuals. Keep bootlicking those corporations and israeli overlords giving you free microplastics.
>anon 1 implies blames a problem on a specific ideology >anon 2 points out that the problem isn't specific to one ideology but is absolutely universal >anon 1 spergs out about how anon 2 is engaging in whataboutism
Chances are that one of your family members is going to randomly die of cancer some day don't you worry, are you going to blame them? Fricking moronic waste of life.
there is something to that, refined carbs can be very addicting and non-satiating, whereas if you were to force yourself to eat only fat (keto) you would lose your appetite eventually.
however it's also true that the human body will much more readily and easily (literally less calories spent) store dietary fat as fat. if you were to eat a 0 fat diet (not saying I recommend that), you could "overeat" quite a bit on refined carbs and not put on fat. there are studies demonstrating this, and you probably have known someone irl like that who only eats sugar but doesn't gain fat.
the real issue for a variety of reasons is when you combine high-fat with refined sugar. you have a multitude of issues that come with eating a lot of fat in a caloric surplus, as well as having refined carbs which make it very easy to get to the caloric surplus to begin with
I think when you see that picture it becomes clear that the sheer amount of refined "
vegetable oil" that is in a sandwich like that is also a big issue, if not *the* real issue
Why are you morons so obsessed with carbs?
Carbs?
What the frick is a carbs?
How many carbs do you see in that picture? 10? 20? Can you touch it? Can you sense it? No, you can't. It's not fricking real.
Give me a break.
"Carbs".
It's food, idiot.
Just eat the fricking burger.
>animals and strong men be like: nice food *eats* >weak men: ERM ACHSUALLY MY BODY CANNOT HANDLE EATING THIS IT'S NOT MY FAULT THOUGH THIS IS JUST NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD EAT OK?
>recycle >a fricking greasy pizza box
it's about the only cardboard you CAN'T recycle.
companies think by printing a fricking leaf on shit makes it "green"
fricking hell, recycling is entirely overrated. we need reusable containers.
both take a significant amount of energy to produce (aluminum more so). glass is heavy, but is easily reusable.
remember, reduce > reuse > recycle > throwing shit out. recycling is not as desirable as reusing.
I feel like food reviewers are the only reason fast food places make these. You never see a normal person thinking "Yes, I would like to eat macaroni and cheese inside a chicken sandwich so all the bread is soggy". If you went to a universe where food reviewers never existed there would be wayyyyy less menu items like this.
>Yet they're still happier than you will ever be and have loyal feminine wives who cook for them.
lmfao. India is the incel country. Indian incels have contributed more to incel vocabulary than White english speakers by now
>there are those on this planet that try to convince you that these people are equal to you
what in the goddamn
At what point does society overall accept that we're not the same species?
eating literal wet slop off the ground
just nuke india already god damn
Whats with you guys acting like they didn't sanitize the floor first? Is this just one big samegay,the thought escaping that many people is ridiculous.
adding to this, this is probably a place of worship
all indian temples allow anyone to walk in and eat food for free, many of them are probably impoverished and poor, desperate to eat anything
They got people walking on the table.
Indians straight up get their growth stunted because their body works so hard fighting off all the bacteria that makes up life in India.
They are not your equals, they are better.
They can eat without plates or utensils ,you can't; they will survive the next great porcelain and cutlery shortage, you won't.
That makes them de facto higher on the evolutionary chain than you.
Thems the facts.
How has India still not invented plates and cutlery yet??
Also I feel like the word "race" is just a goym way of saying "other species" because there ain't no fricking way I'm on the same genus as these beasts.
Eating with your hands is still popular in many South Asian and Middle Eastern countries or even weird examples like Ethiopia. It's seen as a respectful way to eat.
>It's seen as a respectful way to eat.
this is all completely arbitrary. if we were raised in their culture we too would think of it as being the respectful way to eat and if they grew up in ours they would find eating with hands disrespectful. we only came to feel this way because we are made to by the circumstances of what culture we are raised in. how do we ourselves objectively determine how we should eat our food? i could see that using utensils is good because your fingers won't be so dirty from eating so that you don't get food fingerprints on everything while eating.
I agree with you, but one method get you sick a *lot* easier than the other. Religious customs are cool and all, but when they make you stomach cramps and the shits every other day, then there's something to be thought about there.
Then again, we shake hands as a greeting here too, so...
my point is that we are no better than them unless our customs are objectively better in some quantifiable way. using cutlery is better for the sake of cleanliness, and shaking hands probably isn't dirty enough to warrant no longer doing it. yet if another culture arises where people do air fist bumps then can we say our handshaking is superior to what they do?
11 months ago
Anonymous
NTA, but I'm not getting you.
11 months ago
Anonymous
would you agree that it is respectful to take off your hat at a funeral when they lower the casket? if your answer is 'because it is respectful' then i would ask, why? because you were raised that way? people told you it is respectful and so you did it? what if you woke up tomorrow in a world where no one took their hats off because whatever tradition prompting it never occurred and you stood at the casket with your hat taken off and everyone still had theirs on, would you think they are all disrespectful for not taking their hats off?
>my point is that we are no better than them unless our customs are objectively better in some quantifiable way.
Gets you less sick is quantifiable.
Also asians don't shake hands and yes, their greeting is superior as it transmits less diseases.
>Gets you less sick is quantifiable.
i know and i would agree that therefore cutlery is better. and so perhaps the asian bow is better than the handshake
11 months ago
Anonymous
Wearing a hat in a building is quite different from contaminating your food, don't you think?
11 months ago
Anonymous
well i specifically mentioned the lowering of a casket which implies being outside. but if someone wears a hat indoors, this is nothing more than making it redundant, not necessarily disrespectful or warranting of taking it off.
11 months ago
Anonymous
But I mean that eating food with your hands vs. using a utensil of some sort (preferably a non-food one) is more than just a behavior or custom. There's a function associated with it.
11 months ago
Anonymous
no shit, but what about without a function? like taking your hat off at a funeral?
11 months ago
Anonymous
That's merely cultural, I agree. I thought we were talking about inferior cultures that only eat with their hands, though.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You are a braindead moron that is trying to conflate something not having a practical meaning with something that has a clear detriment to it. Instead of saying "why take off your hat" ask "why not". People find it offensive and there's no reason not too. If we had a space funeral and people asked you to take off your helmet maybe you'd have a point.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>People find it offensive
because they were raised to find it offensive, that is my point. if they weren't raised to, they wouldn't find it offensive
11 months ago
Anonymous
>my point is that we are no better than them unless our customs are objectively better in some quantifiable way.
Gets you less sick is quantifiable.
Also asians don't shake hands and yes, their greeting is superior as it transmits less diseases.
>live in the most disgusting conditions on earth >shit everywhere >wipe ass with hand >all the dudes can’t frick >somehow there’s billions of them even though they should be dead from a plague or zero birth rate
don't have that but I've been seeing lots of webms of indians getting eletrocuted nowadays. It appears their country just got introduced to electrical power lines recently
the entirety of indian diet is slop. you'll notice this if you ever go to an indian restaurant, even the fancy ones, they just serve you a bowl of mystery slop. I think indian food would be the perfect vector for the elites to make us all consume insect protein instead of meat, there's no way to tell
kek you're straight up lying as other anons have pointed out
indians treat their own much worse than they treat foreigners. the caste system ingrained in them an attitude of sucking up to your superiors (which includes all foreigners), and treating lower classes like shit
>he actually thinks people will play Brandolini's law
kek. Here's your (You)
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Brandolini's law
google:
number of gold medals india (10)
number of gold medals michael phelps (23)
wasn't hard was it?
11 months ago
Anonymous
NTA but the number of olympic medals won by a country isn't really a good indicator of anything, especially since not all medals are worth 1:1 in terms of athleticism. When China wins 98% of medals in Ping Pong because it's their national sport, does that mean they have the same level of athleticism as USA winning 98% in gymnastics or whatever?
11 months ago
Anonymous
>When China wins 98% of medals in Ping Pong because it's their national sport, does that mean they have the same level of athleticism as USA winning 98% in gymnastics or whatever?
just looked it up and china's medals actually seem pretty distributed (more weightlifting than ping pong), so no this argument still doesn't work
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_at_the_Olympics
11 months ago
Anonymous
>poor as frick country can't afford an olympic training program conditioning thousands of potential athletes from a young age
Not sure where the racial component comes in. China does fairly well in the olympics because it has a strong national olympic program which trains kids from age 3.
11 months ago
Anonymous
google: olympic gold medals total by country
hungary is in 8th place with 181 gold, 18x india
so no money doesn't explain it either
No, seriously, what the frick is wrong with indians? Do they live in an extradimensional bubble where the concept of hygiene doesn't exist? They have a literal shit river because they don't believe on fricking toilets.
How... how does one culture ever lead to such religious beliefs? There are outdated beliefs that make some historical sense, like muslims won't eat pork because maybe pigs are considered filthy or something. How does one believe cow poop is some kind of miracle ointment?
I assume cows are sacred because if you eat them improperly you can get food poisoning and die (divine punishment) and therefore all aspects of something sacred must also be sacred.
If you had less than a dollar a day to feed your family, would you spend 50 cents on soap? Don't be moronic. Hygiene practices are a luxury reserved to those who don't have to fight for the most basic survival.
>If you had less than a dollar a day to feed your family, would you spend 50 cents on soap?
Absolutely yes, an infection or illness when you're that poor is infinitely worse than just missing a meal or two.
God why the frick do americlaps get the best shit food for absolute dirt cheap?
As a third worlder I want to consume that amount of cholesterol in one sitting at least once in my life, but I'm not paying $25 for a heart attack burger like that.
Nothing in that picture is expensive, ingredients wise. You probably wouldn't get such a crisp on the chicken at home but oil is cheap and so is deep frying stuff.
>best shit food for absolute dirt cheap?
It's not dirt cheap anymore thanks to inflation and all the sabotage of several industrial farms/processing plants.
>God why the frick do americlaps get the best shit food for absolute dirt cheap? >cheap
That chicken sandwich you're looking at is probably at least $20+ tax.
Fast food used to be a tradeoff because it was convenient and cheap, but unhealthy and made you feel like shit. Then prices went up, but you could still game the dollar/value meals and get huge bang for you buck. But then they reduced all those until they were nonexistent. Also you realize the "convenience" is nullified when it feels like a 50/50 on whether or not they frick up your order. So there is absolutely zero reason to get fast food, besides the once a year trip to remind yourself of why you don't anymore.
Preparing food at home is always superior in every way. The ONLY thing worth purchasing from a fastfood joint is a fountain soda. Fountain Soda > Can Soda >>> Bottle Soda. GlassBottlegays need not apply. I am genuinely considering installing a soda fountain in my home in the future for unlimited seltzer water and Sugar Free Soda. FreeStyle Machines are shit it HAS to be bag syrup.
>but unhealthy and made you feel like shit.
Who the frick ever "feels like shit" after eating fast food? Never in my life happened to me. I don't see it happening unless you're one step away from a diabetic comma.
You don't get different feelings from food? At its most basic form, surely you feel better when you eat a good filling meal that isn't full ofngreasy fat?
>I've never felt like shit after fastfood >I guess you are Americans
Uniroincally it probably is this. American fast food is on another level of fricking awful compared to most other countries. You either eat it too often and don't realize it, or come from a country that doesn't have real fast food.
I just feel either full or empty depending on the amount of food and happy or disappointed depending on if I liked the flavor.
Even when I overeat because the food is too good I only feel like lying in bed for like an hour and I'm back to 100% so I don't know what you guys are talking about
You're an npc or autistic. You can use that to your advantage, but being able to not comprehend the nuances of your most basic body functions probably implies you have a low ceiling of brain activity. This likely plays into your social skills as well. I pray for you anon.
You don't get different feelings from food? At its most basic form, surely you feel better when you eat a good filling meal that isn't full ofngreasy fat?
>I've never felt like shit after fastfood >I guess you are Americans
Uniroincally it probably is this. American fast food is on another level of fricking awful compared to most other countries. You either eat it too often and don't realize it, or come from a country that doesn't have real fast food.
I'm an otherwise healthy guy, but eating a full McGangbang (McChicken in between the two patties of a McDouble on the secret menu that used to only cost $2) caused my stomach to demand enough bloodflow to digest that I bogged down something fierce. Felt like a million bucks a few hours afterwards.
Dude you could just cook that. However I'd call you a homosexual for 1. Frying your chicken like that, 2. Not using actual pasta and white sauce, and 3. Using that little vegetables.
Depends.
If its made with American """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cheese""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" then yeah it's terrible.
If you use real Cheese it's fine.
Homemade baked mac and cheese is great. The boxed shit I could go without eating again for the rest of my life since my mother made it so much I just can't stomach it.
Why even have the cabbage/lettuce or whatever on burgers like this? You wouldn't be able to taste it under all the rest of the shit + There's no point in even trying to pretend that this monstrosity could be made healthy with a few tiny scraps of veggies.
I suggest you to try out hot tea. It makes hot weather more tolerable. There is a reason why tea and coffee are so common beverage in Middle East
11 months ago
Anonymous
I understand that they're supposed to level my body heat but I just can't stand hot beverages during summer, I love coffee but I simply can't drink it until the weather's colder.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Well, that's fine and understandable. Good luck for you
Sorry you have to hydrate to survive your job anon. I work a cushy office job in the AC, unless I'm working out or mowing my lawn in the summer all my body ever calls for is caffeine and artificial sweeteners. I have to make myself drink water. You will survive much longer than me.
A bitters (plural also bitters) is traditionally an alcoholic preparation flavored with botanical matter for a bitter or bittersweet flavor. Originally, numerous longstanding brands of bitters were developed as patent medicines, but now are sold as digestifs, sometimes with herbal properties, and as wienertail flavorings.
Since wienertails often contain sour and sweet flavors, bitters are used to engage another primary taste and thereby balance out the drink and make it more complex, giving it a more complete flavor profile.[1]
You really need to up your wienertail game if this is a new term to you
These are the best beverages:
Most refreshing: water
Most flavorful: authentic root beer (sorry eurocucks)
Most textured: heavy whipping cream
Most fueling: tons of espresso*
Most heavy-hitting: straight mezcal
* I haven't gotten into maté but am willing to entertain the idea, since it's more slow-release caffeination
It's fine. I have root beer occasionally but it does taste like cough syrup. Frick you and your cherry medicine. Why would you go and ruin cherry by making people associate it with being sick?
water in the goated drink
u just need 1-2 others a day so you can drink something nice, but water is the default, and u drink water while drinking those other drinks to cut them as well so you can keep hydrated
if thats coffee, tea, alcohol, soft drinks, sparkling water, or whatever else its all good, but water should be like 90% of what ur taking in and its weird to think otherwise
I don't need any weird encouragement to drink plain water, its by a magnitude of 10 the most of what I drink
chilled plain water in the summer tho, its slightly different I guess
>Pot and a half of black coffee downed in 10 minutes 15 minutes before I need to leave my house on an empty stomach to ensure alertness and 3-4 15 minute shit breaks at soon as I clock in
Yep, its breakfast time.
You’re just a homosexual who doesn’t know how to eat spicy food. You’re probably such a ducking slob, you get the shit all over your lips. People with a bad diet will shit flames, for those of us who know how to not eat like animals, these “spicy” cups are a treat.
ive eaten roasted lamb legs, and pan seared lamb chops my whole life, but i've never had or made it in a stew. i really need to do that soon, its probaby fricking great, but lamb is very expensive in burger land
the way thats always slowly rotating and them slicing thin pieces off, theres always a layer of juices running down the whole thing keeping it moist. unless the flames too hot or its shit meat, i guess
gyro is just a term for the type of food, u can get beef, chicken, pork, etc meat gyros, u usually specify, if they don't ask what list the kinds of meat on the menu for u to pick its probably a sketchy place, sometimes they only do 1 type of meat in which case they wont have it listed, but usually its obvious from the place, like if its called like "Chicken 2 Go" then obv the gyro will be chicken ya kno, but if its not obvious, and u ask, and they don't tell u, don't fricking get it, that sketchy af
its like HSP's, u can get different meat options
gyro meat is just different how the meat is cooked
Alright Ganker I'm gonna share a fat frick thing I like to do whenever it's someone's birthday. You grab a BIG slice of cake, whatever flavor it is, put it in a bowl with crushed chocolate chip cookies and milk, let it all get soggy and mix it >inb4 that's just a milkshake
No you don't want it to be liquid, you want like a paste that sticks to your spoon or fork, it's like eating raw cookie dough but you don't get sick. Just a blob of fricking sugar, it's glorious.
>Just recently became aware that euro scum can't even stomach ROOT BEER of all things
Nuke these fricking homosexuals.
It's fun to watch their transformation when they move here, though. >What the... peanut butter is salty? It is not sweet? Why is this a topping on sandwiches? You Americans are insane. This is a disgusting and unholy creation
*3 months later* >Anon... I don't know what I will do when I go back to Europe. Peanut butter is so hard to find back in my quaint village, you have no idea!
They've been making their beds a long time, and they'll all have to lie in them at some point.
I've had a lot of temporary European coworkers, from all over the continent, 10+ countries. I've seen that exact scenario play out multiple times. They don't all grow to like root beer, on the other hand, but many people don't like soda in general, so that's expected. But peanut butter claims every soul.
I’m just gonna say it, Gankerck/.
If you’re one of those motherfrickers that tells other people how to eat, starting with talking shit about not liking RAW fricking meat, F U C K Y O U.
I don’t want fricking cow blood in my mouth, alright? Fricking have a nice day while you jack off to Gordon Ramsey. I don’t wanna see red in my goddamn food. I want you to CHAR that motherfricker for me, okay? Give me a Hitler’s Oven Special. A Skywalker Deluxe. A Michael Jackson Pepsi Commercial order. A Walter White recipe. I WANT THAT SHIT COOKED.
anon animal carcasses are completely drained of blood before being sold. the red stuff is proteins from the cells decaying or being cooked. when it comes to steaks, the muscles are thick enough that bacteria can't penetrate, thats why you only need to sear the outside to cook a steak. ground meat needs to be thoroughly cooked. chicken needs to be thoroughly cooked.
steak you can cook however you want.
that being said, fat renders at medium rare temperatures and becomes disgusting again when you cook the meat more.
>waaahhh you didn't wash your hands before every meal why are you not dying!!!
b***h for the VAST MAJORITY of human history people lived in absolute filth and they just carried on, probably made their immune system stronger. You think some poor peasant in medieval Europe could afford bottles of Purell and daily showers?
cleanliness is next to godliness
we've all seen what a dysgenic shithole india is, maybe you should learn from the White peoples who ruled over you effortlessly at a 1:10000 population ratio
Human beings are really hard to kill, especially with modern medicine to treat whats caused by poor hygiene
India's population bottleneck is still in their horrendous infant mortality rate
>wtf this is fricked up >keeps going >this is so fricked up >keeps going >disgusting >keeps going >wtf are they doing >keeps going
this is the foulest, most unholy food creation I have seen
What's so bad about it? Shredded chicken in tortilla is nothing new, pizza sauce is basically kechup and people put it on chicken wraps all the time. The only questionable thing is the deep frying, but the slices are so big you're basically just doing it to create a shell that holds them together while you hold them, since they wanted to be fancy with their chicken wraps.
What is this shit? Caffeinated kool-aid? And it always comes with what looks like a sippy cup for toddlers.
Despite the god awful branding and vape juice-tier flavor names that tell you nothing, I gave it a try the other day. I was surprised I really liked it. Then I realized it's so fricking loaded with caffeine its insane. My peanut brain thought the "energy" part was just marketing but its basically a fricking powdered can of bang energy drinks.
Yea it was more the amount that was shocking to me, and for some reason I thought powdered vs. premade gas station energy drinks would be different. Honestly I was more focused on the sugar when I tried it, but I was dumb none the less. It's insane their target demographic is the last people who should be drinking this shit.
Used to hate this webm til I went down the PB burger hole. PB&J with red onions shouldn't work, but it does. Banana bread, bacon, jam, and beef shouldn't work, but it does. Decadent as frick but it's fricking tasty if you like sweet and savory
>live in nyc, eaten indian food all over the place (its good when its good) >dad and coworker telling me bout an indian restaurant they went to once >guy says everything tasted like a ton of cinnamon >waiter comes up and asks if he wants a soda >guy says "i dont know, is there cinnamon in it?" >waiter is furious, dad and friend laugh
Imagine uprooting a cute indian girl like this from her shithole country and forcing her to eat nothing but AMERICAN fried chicken sandwiches for the rest of her life, would this be considered abuse?
They're not funny because there's no nuance to them, they're just self-parody. It's much more funny when you have shit food constructed by people who genuinely believe they're culinary artists.
>BMI = 26.3 kg/m2 (80%, Healthy weight)
Huh, guess i shouldn't be that paranoic about being a fatty. Still not sure if i can count myself as healthy.
Hey, at least i can go through a whole day without issue.
Genuinely, where does the nutrition come from this sort of diet?
I seriously doubt you can live healthily off of a serving of broccoli and baked chicken per day.
Doesn't the human body only require very few nutrients to function? protein, fat, vitamins. Carbs are actually unnecessary for the most part as evidenced by <20 carbs a day keto diets.
are u a moron?
keto is specifically putting ur body in a state of ketosis that happens when u body can't get access to glucose and uses fat instead, and usually takes months to swap to
and if u ever frick up u, even once, it immediately uses the glucose again and u need to start the process again
no, u need glucose, ketosis is trying to game ur body by being extremely specific in what u eat and still function properly
I have eaten fast food or greasy take out for almost every single meal in the last 5 years. The only time I have homecooked meals is when I visit my mother, my sister, or my friends.
Up until recently, I drank soda with every single meal.
Yes, I spend 700+ dollars a month on food. I only have 400 dollars in my savings.
How does this not make you feel like crap, psychologically? I'll indulge in greasy fast food every once in a while like the average person, but they're only good because they're infrequent, not a daily thing.
Because I have no self-control and some mental illness that makes me think taking 30 minutes to make food is a waste of time despite spending 8+ hours on Ganker every day.
it depends on ur saliva
if u have a good PH saliva and a lot of it, you are straight up incapable of having any tooth damage problems as ur saliva is basically doing a good enough job
but if u have shit saliva, then the saliva itself will cause these problems and u basically need to stay on top of brushing ur teeth and if u miss even a day they take permanent damage
I didn't brush my teeth at all for 5 years, drank cola, and hypercalcified my teeth, 2nd worst case my dentist ever had, my teeth basically fell apart and now I need to spend $3000 every 5 years on fillings.
I am pretty lucky though, things could be much worse in life.
How does that not make you feel like crap? My front teeth started eroding a couple years ago and it makes me feel like a depressed piece of shit. I think I'd kms if all my teeth started falling apart.
I over exaggerated, it's just surface cavities, and I switched up my dental hygiene right when tiny chunks of my teeth started falling off (I wasn't even aware that my teeth were being discolored for years, probably from all the plaque covering it), and I didn't feel pain.
The dentist told me his worst patient had it way worse than me, my teeth were still fully functional and felt no pain, so I take his word for it.
It didn't massively affect how other people saw my teeth (my teeth were already crooked), and the bigger problems I had are were figuring out what to do in life, teeth were a very minor concern for me (it would be if I felt constant pain, but I didn't, I don't even have sensitive teeth, I can eat ice cream without much issue).
Highschool, I slept for like 4 hours every day, sometimes I would go home and sleep, and wake at night and stay up all day.
I have neglected my health in more than one way.
Oh yea, I forgot, my biggest health issue is with my heart, I still haven't diagnosed it, because there aren't any cures for all heart issues.
11 months ago
Anonymous
No sleep is bad for your heart. Being dehydrated is bad for your heart. No exercise is bad for your heart. Also
you were in highschool for 5 years?
11 months ago
Anonymous
I was in highschool for 4.5 years, but I was actually lying when I said 5 years, I don't actually remember when I stopped brushing my teeth, I've said 7 years, I don't know.
11 months ago
Anonymous
There's no cure for all heart issues, but preventive medicine is always the best. You should lose weight if you don't want to suffer later.
How I can’t find a video from like 2016 of an autistic kid dressed and acting as SpongeBob cooking a krabby patty in his kitchen, I think the dad was filming him and it was supposed to be a recipe video. He completely fricked that b***h up and it was some top tier cringe.
It’s gone from the internet. I can’t find it. Been trying for literal years. That burger was an atrocity.
…Oh my GOD dude what the frick, how did you find it?! I did countless Google searches with different search terms, you’re truly the man. I’m downloading this shit.
>peels the onion >then washes it
The cringe in this video was too much for me. I had to peek through my fingers and skip around after that. You were right though, really top tier web content.
>6+ eggs >sour kraut >jalanenos
What a mess. I can't totally fault him though, El Yucateco is fricking good hot sauce.
Doesn't the human body only require very few nutrients to function? protein, fat, vitamins. Carbs are actually unnecessary for the most part as evidenced by <20 carbs a day keto diets.
>very few nutrients >vitamins
Now look up how many vitamins and dietary minerals there are.
>Someone goes a little bit over the daily recommended calorie intake. >"OH MY GOD I AM LITERALLY DYING SOMEONE HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAA"
look i get wanting to eat healthy but come on
Y’know Ganker, all this talk about shit food has got me thinking…
Maybe females got a point, I really gotta find friends fatter than me do I can look good in comparison.
>Eggs
Only on street burguers and it's quite good. Now that you mention it, I never noticed but fast food burguers that are american based don't do this...
Huh. >Pinneaple
I'm not a monster. That sounds fricking shit eating something sweet like that in a burguer.
Okay since this is the shit food general, I have to ask, what is this shit? Any burgerfrens tried it? I’m in the third world but there’s a supermarket chain that occasionally brings American products here for dirt cheap and I found this thing I’d never seen for like $0.75 and it was fricking glorious. Tasted like straight up sour candy but it’s soda. Can’t take a sip without making faces. Fricking kino. We don’t have anything like this made here, I kneel, Americlaps…
anything that isn't water should be taken in moderation. i'll drink coffee and milk, but frick fruit juices or whatever chemical concoction those energy drinks are.
milk is a guilty pleasure i'll drink in moderation, and i get whole. it's better than flooding your system with simple sugars with fruit juices, which i've dropped from my diet completely.
>carbs with carbs on carbs in carbs
A bit too much
Cleraly full of fat too
fat is fine if you stay caloric deficit
yeah but to call that meal "carbs on carbs" is pretty wrong. it's a ton of fat if you actually know how to analyze what youre looking at. morons look at any amount of pasta and bread and call the whole dish "carbs"
>I MUST speak to the unhealthiness of this picture of food in this thread
Every. Motherfricking. Time.
I dont give a shit if its unhealthy, that many carbs together just mutes the flavor.
no it doesn't. vegetables are mostly carbs and you (hopefully) eat those together all the time dumbfrick
glad someone pointed that annoying captain obvious shit out
What's wrong, is he making you feel bad?
It's annoying and done too often.
Considering people aren't losing weight, maybe it isn't done enough.
Maybe other people's weight is none of your fricking business?
yeah it is, fatty.
shut yoyr pie hole fatty
I have to see you landwhales when I go into the city, it absolutely is my business.
Just frickin' avert yo' eyes homie, literally LOOK AWAY lmfao.
No, I will stare into your fat soul and we will both suffer for it.
Uuuuuuuuh excuse you
this is clearly health food
How are you still alive?
accident
High CON build.
Life can't outdps me.
Little lettuce goes a long way, brother
>when she's ready for a serious relationship
This kind of thing is an affront to God
Why did God put us here if not to enjoy the mightiest of meals?
jfc
This guy looks like he's about to go postal
Just walking to the PO box would kill him.
He is surprisingly limble for someone that fat.
This shit CANNOT be real. I refuse to believe it.
did you miss the part where it's a trampoline?
Strongfat is a thing.
all fatties have strong legs
they need to be able to move all that fat ofc, if u ever see someone lose a bunch of weight their legs look absolutely shredded
He used to be super athletic and probably still works out multiple times a day to offset health issues from the weight gain.
Being a limber fatty is a great party trick.
how does he not fear his ankles snapping?
The parasites in his lower intestine are Goa'uld level. They give him super powers.
Parasites gotta protect their paradise.
I've seen this before and thought it was just some random fat kid
You'd think he'd go through it
Every time I play this it reminds me of our mothers giving birth
It's all over the fricking floor
>professionally shot
A lot of money was spent on this anti-America propaganda piece.
Southern thing is to put peanut butter on this, which I find weird enough. But sweets on a grilled hamburger must be considered delectable by some society, else they wouldn't have so many webms made of these things.....right?
You have no idea how much I want to bury my face in this masterpiece.
Diabetes
>eating a ham sandwich with two slices of bread
>WOW CARBS ON CARBS HOW RIDICULOUS
it's not the carbs making you fat, ketolard
Of course, we all know it's the HFCS poison that's even in the bread, and other literal poison like K Bromate that is literally illegal in the EU. American food is poison.
What's so bad about HFCS specifically? It's just another name for sugar, how bad could it be?
HFCS is carbs tho
Yeah they're poisoning us and it seems like everyone is dying of cancer early even if they never smoked and barely drank and were healthy as frick
>were healthy as frick
obviously not
Healthy as in their lifestyle. But we're getting poisoned and polluted.
That's from Forever Chemicals, they're literally in fetuses now, in the rainwater. They're inescapable.
We're like 1% microplastics. We're fricked.
The glory of capitalism.
>muh capitalism
Yeah because non capitalist counties totally never harm their population out of negligence EVER.
>MUH COMMUNISM Whataboutism
No one cares about some stupid commie shithole homosexuals. Keep bootlicking those corporations and israeli overlords giving you free microplastics.
Unlike Communist China, the cleanest and most unpolluted land in the world
? China is ultra Capitalist. Like the end stage of Capitalism. Capitalism with no regulations.
True, communism is just capitalism after all the corporations merge into one entity and start calling themselves the government
Capitalism also allows you to not eat that shit. Only way you're losing weight in Cuba and most of China is by not eating, as food that's not lead contaminated or rat infested is for the politburo class.
Microplastics are a self solving problem as long as we stop making shitty soft plastics and only stick to hard, durable plastics.
>anon 1 implies blames a problem on a specific ideology
>anon 2 points out that the problem isn't specific to one ideology but is absolutely universal
>anon 1 spergs out about how anon 2 is engaging in whataboutism
>doomer meme
pure unfiltered autist delusion
magic evil ingredients aren't your problem, you are
Explain how
Chances are that one of your family members is going to randomly die of cancer some day don't you worry, are you going to blame them? Fricking moronic waste of life.
totally normal reply and not typed up by a neurotic human
So you can't explain how and you're projecting.
>someone called me neurotic so now I'm using the word as much as I can even though I barely know what it means but it hurt me feelings
moron
>HFCS
>literally just glucose (basic sugar) and fructose (fruit sugar) mixed together
It's not a problem if you use portion control
Yeah no shit that’s like a once every couple of years sandwich
WOW! IT'S UNHEALTHY??? I COULDN'T TELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS A FRICKING SALAD!
>carbs carbs
it's probably more calories from fat than carbs
>eat better shit the rest of the day and exercise moderately
Calories in, calories out
Carbs are too caloric dense though.
You can eat more of tastier healthier food.
fat is twice as calorically dense as carbs
Dense was the wrong word for him to use but it's much easier to eat a lot of calories through carbs than either fat, protein or alcohol.
there is something to that, refined carbs can be very addicting and non-satiating, whereas if you were to force yourself to eat only fat (keto) you would lose your appetite eventually.
however it's also true that the human body will much more readily and easily (literally less calories spent) store dietary fat as fat. if you were to eat a 0 fat diet (not saying I recommend that), you could "overeat" quite a bit on refined carbs and not put on fat. there are studies demonstrating this, and you probably have known someone irl like that who only eats sugar but doesn't gain fat.
the real issue for a variety of reasons is when you combine high-fat with refined sugar. you have a multitude of issues that come with eating a lot of fat in a caloric surplus, as well as having refined carbs which make it very easy to get to the caloric surplus to begin with
I think when you see that picture it becomes clear that the sheer amount of refined "
vegetable oil" that is in a sandwich like that is also a big issue, if not *the* real issue
>YOU CONSUMED A DISPROPORTIONATE AMOUNT OF CALORIES IN ONE MEAL YOU SICK FRICK
>IT'S NOT MY FAULT,I DIDN'T KNOW.THEY TOLD ME IT WAS DIET COKE.
Why are you morons so obsessed with carbs?
Carbs?
What the frick is a carbs?
How many carbs do you see in that picture? 10? 20? Can you touch it? Can you sense it? No, you can't. It's not fricking real.
Give me a break.
"Carbs".
It's food, idiot.
Just eat the fricking burger.
carbs convert to sugar but the benefit is that you keep energy high longer while feeling sluggish depending on the meal's contents
>animals and strong men be like: nice food *eats*
>weak men: ERM ACHSUALLY MY BODY CANNOT HANDLE EATING THIS IT'S NOT MY FAULT THOUGH THIS IS JUST NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD EAT OK?
Post belly fatty
Lions are always fat, strong men always have guts, it's called consuming energy you stick
i find random food on the ground constantly
id consider eating that
Well as many wieners as you’ve licked and slurped on… I’m not surprised nothing offf limits for your mouth
wtf that's perfectly good pizza
maybe someone sneezed on it.
There is lots of good food in trashcans too.
>recycle
>a fricking greasy pizza box
it's about the only cardboard you CAN'T recycle.
companies think by printing a fricking leaf on shit makes it "green"
fricking hell, recycling is entirely overrated. we need reusable containers.
I heard the only thing worth recycling is aluminum, since glass is just sand and stuff.
both take a significant amount of energy to produce (aluminum more so). glass is heavy, but is easily reusable.
remember, reduce > reuse > recycle > throwing shit out. recycling is not as desirable as reusing.
that's just lazy game design
Amerimutts will unironically eat this then shit talk other countries cuisines
Enjoy your toast sandwiches, Nigel
enjoy your beans on bread pakishit
The fattest of fingers typed this post.
Looking at a pic of fatty food automatically makes you fat
I feel like food reviewers are the only reason fast food places make these. You never see a normal person thinking "Yes, I would like to eat macaroni and cheese inside a chicken sandwich so all the bread is soggy". If you went to a universe where food reviewers never existed there would be wayyyyy less menu items like this.
It's fun eating this shit with friends or for Instagram posts.
put it on a plate, give me a knife and fork, and I'd eat that as long as the mac and cheese isn't total ass.
looks decent but I'd rather just have spicy mayo than the mac n cheese
Looks comfy to eat in bed
With no plate or napkins
>IS THAT....AN UNHEALTHY FOOD ITEM?
>OMG I THINK I WILL POINT IT OUT AND MENTION HOW I ONLY DRINK WATER!
>Is that an unhealthy food item?
>I will post it on Ganker as a new thread
Black person.jpeg
I wish my shitposting Ganker folder was more substantial
Bananas and steak?
Ketchup on bananas?
Milk?
>game has food poisoning
Why are Indians like this?
Yet they're still happier than you will ever be and have loyal feminine wives who cook for them.
>Caste obsessed filthy shithole
>Happier than me
Untouchable hands typed this post.
>Yet they're still happier than you will ever be and have loyal feminine wives who cook for them.
lmfao. India is the incel country. Indian incels have contributed more to incel vocabulary than White english speakers by now
Are they really incels if they’re raping on the reg
idk you tell me
How much health would a gang raped Indian lizard meat give?
Why
Seed-tainted meat
That just doubles the "involuntary" part
>indian women addicted to bwc
indian bros? Our response? Are we really only 10 cm long?
fricking kek at how the tiktok ends with her profile picture being the BLM fist
good morning sir
YAS DORLING, PLEASE TO BE SHOWING BOBS AN' VAGENE MY SWEET DEAR! PLEASE!!
>loyal feminine wives
Their wives can grow more impressive moustaches than me.
>loyal
lol you know nothing homosexual
https://www.practo.com/healthfeed/extra-marital-affair-how-common-it-is-in-indian-society-47884/post#:~:text=To%20look%20at%20few%20surveys,to%20have%20extra%20marital%20affairs.
I was saying he was wrong. Everyone knows Indian society is fricked.
all cultures are equal, don't you know?
Whats with you guys acting like they didn't sanitize the floor first? Is this just one big samegay,the thought escaping that many people is ridiculous.
they're literally walking on it with bare feet
and also
>indians
>sanitize
adding to this, this is probably a place of worship
all indian temples allow anyone to walk in and eat food for free, many of them are probably impoverished and poor, desperate to eat anything
>Dousing a surface in water is "sanitizing"
Do Dindus REALLY?
They got people walking on the table.
Indians straight up get their growth stunted because their body works so hard fighting off all the bacteria that makes up life in India.
>sanitize the floor
listen to yourself
There's someone walking barefoot on it fricking idiot
Please tell me you're just pretending to be this naive.
>there are those on this planet that try to convince you that these people are equal to you
They are not your equals, they are better.
They can eat without plates or utensils ,you can't; they will survive the next great porcelain and cutlery shortage, you won't.
That makes them de facto higher on the evolutionary chain than you.
Thems the facts.
>next great porcelain and cutlery shortage
Kek
If there's a shortage I'll just use my hands then
It's not like I want to be racist. But then I see things like that and that makes it really difficult to understand "cultural differences."
Is there a religious meaning to this or did they simply not want to provide paper plates? I don't get it
The Ganges river water is basically super Holy Water to Indians
How has India still not invented plates and cutlery yet??
Also I feel like the word "race" is just a goym way of saying "other species" because there ain't no fricking way I'm on the same genus as these beasts.
Eating with your hands is still popular in many South Asian and Middle Eastern countries or even weird examples like Ethiopia. It's seen as a respectful way to eat.
All of those countries are uncontroversially third-world.
I mean, sure. Just saying it's not exclusive to India.
>It's seen as a respectful way to eat.
this is all completely arbitrary. if we were raised in their culture we too would think of it as being the respectful way to eat and if they grew up in ours they would find eating with hands disrespectful. we only came to feel this way because we are made to by the circumstances of what culture we are raised in. how do we ourselves objectively determine how we should eat our food? i could see that using utensils is good because your fingers won't be so dirty from eating so that you don't get food fingerprints on everything while eating.
I agree with you, but one method get you sick a *lot* easier than the other. Religious customs are cool and all, but when they make you stomach cramps and the shits every other day, then there's something to be thought about there.
Then again, we shake hands as a greeting here too, so...
my point is that we are no better than them unless our customs are objectively better in some quantifiable way. using cutlery is better for the sake of cleanliness, and shaking hands probably isn't dirty enough to warrant no longer doing it. yet if another culture arises where people do air fist bumps then can we say our handshaking is superior to what they do?
NTA, but I'm not getting you.
would you agree that it is respectful to take off your hat at a funeral when they lower the casket? if your answer is 'because it is respectful' then i would ask, why? because you were raised that way? people told you it is respectful and so you did it? what if you woke up tomorrow in a world where no one took their hats off because whatever tradition prompting it never occurred and you stood at the casket with your hat taken off and everyone still had theirs on, would you think they are all disrespectful for not taking their hats off?
>Gets you less sick is quantifiable.
i know and i would agree that therefore cutlery is better. and so perhaps the asian bow is better than the handshake
Wearing a hat in a building is quite different from contaminating your food, don't you think?
well i specifically mentioned the lowering of a casket which implies being outside. but if someone wears a hat indoors, this is nothing more than making it redundant, not necessarily disrespectful or warranting of taking it off.
But I mean that eating food with your hands vs. using a utensil of some sort (preferably a non-food one) is more than just a behavior or custom. There's a function associated with it.
no shit, but what about without a function? like taking your hat off at a funeral?
That's merely cultural, I agree. I thought we were talking about inferior cultures that only eat with their hands, though.
You are a braindead moron that is trying to conflate something not having a practical meaning with something that has a clear detriment to it. Instead of saying "why take off your hat" ask "why not". People find it offensive and there's no reason not too. If we had a space funeral and people asked you to take off your helmet maybe you'd have a point.
>People find it offensive
because they were raised to find it offensive, that is my point. if they weren't raised to, they wouldn't find it offensive
>my point is that we are no better than them unless our customs are objectively better in some quantifiable way.
Gets you less sick is quantifiable.
Also asians don't shake hands and yes, their greeting is superior as it transmits less diseases.
>live in the most disgusting conditions on earth
>shit everywhere
>wipe ass with hand
>all the dudes can’t frick
>somehow there’s billions of them even though they should be dead from a plague or zero birth rate
They literally breed faster than they die
what in the goddamn
Does anyone have that one webm of the airplane with Indian people on it and there's literal shit on the aisle multiple times
don't have that but I've been seeing lots of webms of indians getting eletrocuted nowadays. It appears their country just got introduced to electrical power lines recently
sirs here is the penut for work 5 hours more make them the last long yes
At what point does society overall accept that we're not the same species?
eating literal wet slop off the ground
just nuke india already god damn
the entirety of indian diet is slop. you'll notice this if you ever go to an indian restaurant, even the fancy ones, they just serve you a bowl of mystery slop. I think indian food would be the perfect vector for the elites to make us all consume insect protein instead of meat, there's no way to tell
protip: indian restaurant food and traditional indian food are completely different things
they make it slop because that's what westerners want
did you even read the pic
enjoy your slop
What indian restaurant targeted towards western customers was this
filmed at?
*insert one of the cherry picked thousands of tiktoks of some whitoid pig stuffing his face with whatever slop he can get his hands on*
Go get redeemed on, Rashdeep.
go stuff your face with sugar slop fat pig
good morning sirs!
kek you're straight up lying as other anons have pointed out
indians treat their own much worse than they treat foreigners. the caste system ingrained in them an attitude of sucking up to your superiors (which includes all foreigners), and treating lower classes like shit
you have never eaten real indian food in your life and probably never will
>taking any twitter post at face value
Unironically 1 step away from being a twitter troony at this point
can you refute the point? one athlete, michael phelps, has more gold medals than india
>he actually thinks people will play Brandolini's law
kek. Here's your (You)
>Brandolini's law
google:
number of gold medals india (10)
number of gold medals michael phelps (23)
wasn't hard was it?
NTA but the number of olympic medals won by a country isn't really a good indicator of anything, especially since not all medals are worth 1:1 in terms of athleticism. When China wins 98% of medals in Ping Pong because it's their national sport, does that mean they have the same level of athleticism as USA winning 98% in gymnastics or whatever?
>When China wins 98% of medals in Ping Pong because it's their national sport, does that mean they have the same level of athleticism as USA winning 98% in gymnastics or whatever?
just looked it up and china's medals actually seem pretty distributed (more weightlifting than ping pong), so no this argument still doesn't work
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_at_the_Olympics
>poor as frick country can't afford an olympic training program conditioning thousands of potential athletes from a young age
Not sure where the racial component comes in. China does fairly well in the olympics because it has a strong national olympic program which trains kids from age 3.
google: olympic gold medals total by country
hungary is in 8th place with 181 gold, 18x india
so no money doesn't explain it either
No, seriously, what the frick is wrong with indians? Do they live in an extradimensional bubble where the concept of hygiene doesn't exist? They have a literal shit river because they don't believe on fricking toilets.
they worship cows and cow shit is a miracle medicine. no way for them to have hygiene this way. the brits completely failed to civilize them
>thinking the Brits ever intended to civilize
Pot meet kettle
How... how does one culture ever lead to such religious beliefs? There are outdated beliefs that make some historical sense, like muslims won't eat pork because maybe pigs are considered filthy or something. How does one believe cow poop is some kind of miracle ointment?
I assume cows are sacred because if you eat them improperly you can get food poisoning and die (divine punishment) and therefore all aspects of something sacred must also be sacred.
If you had less than a dollar a day to feed your family, would you spend 50 cents on soap? Don't be moronic. Hygiene practices are a luxury reserved to those who don't have to fight for the most basic survival.
Seems like a skill issue to me.
>If you had less than a dollar a day to feed your family, would you spend 50 cents on soap?
Absolutely yes, an infection or illness when you're that poor is infinitely worse than just missing a meal or two.
I hate india so god damn much
>food poisoning
clearly you missed the part where she cleans her eating zone with the water / juice / sewers.
I would eat it
God why the frick do americlaps get the best shit food for absolute dirt cheap?
As a third worlder I want to consume that amount of cholesterol in one sitting at least once in my life, but I'm not paying $25 for a heart attack burger like that.
Nothing in that picture is expensive, ingredients wise. You probably wouldn't get such a crisp on the chicken at home but oil is cheap and so is deep frying stuff.
>best shit food for absolute dirt cheap?
It's not dirt cheap anymore thanks to inflation and all the sabotage of several industrial farms/processing plants.
>God why the frick do americlaps get the best shit food for absolute dirt cheap?
>cheap
That chicken sandwich you're looking at is probably at least $20+ tax.
Fast food used to be a tradeoff because it was convenient and cheap, but unhealthy and made you feel like shit. Then prices went up, but you could still game the dollar/value meals and get huge bang for you buck. But then they reduced all those until they were nonexistent. Also you realize the "convenience" is nullified when it feels like a 50/50 on whether or not they frick up your order. So there is absolutely zero reason to get fast food, besides the once a year trip to remind yourself of why you don't anymore.
Preparing food at home is always superior in every way. The ONLY thing worth purchasing from a fastfood joint is a fountain soda. Fountain Soda > Can Soda >>> Bottle Soda. GlassBottlegays need not apply. I am genuinely considering installing a soda fountain in my home in the future for unlimited seltzer water and Sugar Free Soda. FreeStyle Machines are shit it HAS to be bag syrup.
No one. Fricking. ASKED. SHUT THE FRICK UP!!! SHUT UP, SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUP!!!
Wasn't talking to you
>drinking liquid sugar
>didn't read the spoiler
I'm killing myself with artificial sweetener cancer, not sugar.
I didn't want to spoil the video games for myself
>but unhealthy and made you feel like shit.
Who the frick ever "feels like shit" after eating fast food? Never in my life happened to me. I don't see it happening unless you're one step away from a diabetic comma.
Well I guess you guys ARE american after all.
It happened to me but I rarely ate it, guess you're used to it
I just feel either full or empty depending on the amount of food and happy or disappointed depending on if I liked the flavor.
Even when I overeat because the food is too good I only feel like lying in bed for like an hour and I'm back to 100% so I don't know what you guys are talking about
You're an npc or autistic. You can use that to your advantage, but being able to not comprehend the nuances of your most basic body functions probably implies you have a low ceiling of brain activity. This likely plays into your social skills as well. I pray for you anon.
You don't get different feelings from food? At its most basic form, surely you feel better when you eat a good filling meal that isn't full ofngreasy fat?
not him but I just fill "full" no matter if I eat a ball of grease or a salad
I bet you've never eaten a ball of grease fricking liar
>I've never felt like shit after fastfood
>I guess you are Americans
Uniroincally it probably is this. American fast food is on another level of fricking awful compared to most other countries. You either eat it too often and don't realize it, or come from a country that doesn't have real fast food.
I'm an otherwise healthy guy, but eating a full McGangbang (McChicken in between the two patties of a McDouble on the secret menu that used to only cost $2) caused my stomach to demand enough bloodflow to digest that I bogged down something fierce. Felt like a million bucks a few hours afterwards.
even fountain soda is a rip.
since they started using corn flavor syrup the soda's been tasting off like its watered down
Dude you could just cook that. However I'd call you a homosexual for 1. Frying your chicken like that, 2. Not using actual pasta and white sauce, and 3. Using that little vegetables.
You could totally save a good chunk of that with a knife
5 minute rule is a myth
>minute
Of course, that's way too fricking long
Doesn't matter, the majority of that ice cream has not touched the floor
I'll have one salad please.
>game lets you eat literal shit
is there any game with this? I feel like eating a spider in metal gear was the farthest anything got
Mac and cheese is an abomination and people who praise it are just in denial over their trailer trash level upbringing
Depends.
If its made with American """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cheese""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" then yeah it's terrible.
If you use real Cheese it's fine.
>mac and cheese with sausage
delicieux
PLEASE give us more of your hot takes on food you annoying insufferable wienersucker.
Homemade baked mac and cheese is great. The boxed shit I could go without eating again for the rest of my life since my mother made it so much I just can't stomach it.
I have never seen boxed macaroni and cheese and it blew my mind that there's any demand for it
Do you live in an uncontacted tribe?
Not him but i have never heard about it too because i actually use pasta and cheese as separate ingredients, not an all-in-one package
Did you ever go to a grocery store
No, I just live in a country where nobody uses fake cheese for anything. Even McDonald's uses real cheese
Why even have the cabbage/lettuce or whatever on burgers like this? You wouldn't be able to taste it under all the rest of the shit + There's no point in even trying to pretend that this monstrosity could be made healthy with a few tiny scraps of veggies.
>[+5] evil
>Let me tell you anonymous people on the internet how superior my personal home cooked meals are, here is a list of what I've eaten today...
You Black folk do this. Every. Fricking. TIME.
I didnt really eat anything good today, sadly. I'm kidding, my lunch was nice
It's always some western european or sheltered suburban cuck too
>NO, STOP! DONT EAT THAT MAC N CHEESE BURGER! ITS UNHEALTHY!
>Makes the screen blurry for 30 seconds
This is how I make mixed drinks at 2 AM after a twelver of beer and a few shots.
Your organs are going to melt out of your ass
what the frick is 'bitters' ?
it bitters things, what is there to understand
>boring
i work a trade job, and been outside lately, i genuinely go thru 32 oz of water by lunch most days. its to stay alive, not have fun you nonce
Summer is coming
Thank god for those water bottle filling things they got attached to water fountains these days
I have my 1L metal container which I'll be filling with ice water, we're getting 110°F+ weather this week and it's going to be miserable.
I suggest you to try out hot tea. It makes hot weather more tolerable. There is a reason why tea and coffee are so common beverage in Middle East
I understand that they're supposed to level my body heat but I just can't stand hot beverages during summer, I love coffee but I simply can't drink it until the weather's colder.
Well, that's fine and understandable. Good luck for you
>it bitters things, what is there to understand
THERE IS NOTHING POURING OUT OF THE GOD DAMN BOTTLE WHEN SHE DOES IT
she poured out something, because you're awful bitter right now
>greeked.webm
Its a mix of herbs, fruits, roots, etc
Sorry you have to hydrate to survive your job anon. I work a cushy office job in the AC, unless I'm working out or mowing my lawn in the summer all my body ever calls for is caffeine and artificial sweeteners. I have to make myself drink water. You will survive much longer than me.
You need to drink water every day just being alive fricking moron, you're probably dehydrated as frick
he for sure got mega aids and herpes from that
shit he probably got pregnant
A bitters (plural also bitters) is traditionally an alcoholic preparation flavored with botanical matter for a bitter or bittersweet flavor. Originally, numerous longstanding brands of bitters were developed as patent medicines, but now are sold as digestifs, sometimes with herbal properties, and as wienertail flavorings.
Since wienertails often contain sour and sweet flavors, bitters are used to engage another primary taste and thereby balance out the drink and make it more complex, giving it a more complete flavor profile.[1]
You really need to up your wienertail game if this is a new term to you
Water is the best drink on the planet, you cannot refute this
Please have a tall, cool glass of water from the Ganges for yourself.
water is not a drink, it's water. you DRINK it.
>water is not a drink
>you drink it
I had to.
water is mid
orange juice clears
These are the best beverages:
Most refreshing: water
Most flavorful: authentic root beer (sorry eurocucks)
Most textured: heavy whipping cream
Most fueling: tons of espresso*
Most heavy-hitting: straight mezcal
* I haven't gotten into maté but am willing to entertain the idea, since it's more slow-release caffeination
>Just recently became aware that euro scum can't even stomach ROOT BEER of all things
Nuke these fricking homosexuals.
It's fine. I have root beer occasionally but it does taste like cough syrup. Frick you and your cherry medicine. Why would you go and ruin cherry by making people associate it with being sick?
>root beer
>cherry medicine
What the frick is wrong with your taste buds?
Root beer tastes like cough syrup because instead of cherry they use sassafras to flavor cough syrup outside of America
What the frick do you Black folk make cough syrup with? I WISH my cough syrup tasted like fricking root beer.
I wish to god I was waterpilled but that shit is so fricking boring. I could chug seltzers all day but I still need caffeine from somewhere.
You know your beverage sucks ass when they sell containers with words of encouragement to make you power through it.
You can get high from water thou. All you need to do is to chug that 5L bottle in 1-2 hours
Wtf? I could do it in a few minutes and it doesn't make you high
>water starts pouring into the brain because of high water and low salt
>brain has nowhere to expand aside from through your spine
>he doesn't salt his water
do whitoids REALLY?
how can you tell it's not salted
water in the goated drink
u just need 1-2 others a day so you can drink something nice, but water is the default, and u drink water while drinking those other drinks to cut them as well so you can keep hydrated
if thats coffee, tea, alcohol, soft drinks, sparkling water, or whatever else its all good, but water should be like 90% of what ur taking in and its weird to think otherwise
I don't need any weird encouragement to drink plain water, its by a magnitude of 10 the most of what I drink
chilled plain water in the summer tho, its slightly different I guess
Thank you for reminding me about that restaurant down the street that sells a brisket and mac-and-cheese sandwich
Stuff is damn good eating
Mac and cheese is good on a meat sandwich, so long as its hot and isnt velvetta crap
Its nearly midnight and I have to go to sleep, but I have a serious fricking sugar craving right now. Looks like donuts for breakfast in the morning
>for breakfast
Are you insane?
>go to Dunkin in the morning
>coffee with cream, sausage egg and cheese on a bagel, double chocolate donut
Yep, its breakfast time
I hate rats. Fricking ugly vermin shit.
>Pot and a half of black coffee downed in 10 minutes 15 minutes before I need to leave my house on an empty stomach to ensure alertness and 3-4 15 minute shit breaks at soon as I clock in
Yep, its breakfast time.
Woe, acid pit stomach and horrific shits upon ye
homie at least go to a vending machine
Are you me. I have to drink 4 glasses of water for that, too, though.
this with a 10 mile walk and a croissant
I used to love the croissant, but FRICK that shit crumbs fricking everywhere
I missed the Big & Toasted 🙁
I miss it being $3. now its double the price for a smaller meat/vegetable infused version.
im so happy i dont crave it anymore
>he thinks donuts and coffee for breakfast is a meme
Same
Luv me some donuts, but everything's closed
Drink some juice, it helps
those are pretty good but the samyang is better
People who eat this just want to get off to their ass burning
You’re just a homosexual who doesn’t know how to eat spicy food. You’re probably such a ducking slob, you get the shit all over your lips. People with a bad diet will shit flames, for those of us who know how to not eat like animals, these “spicy” cups are a treat.
Lol, what? You eat it. You shit it out and your ass burns.
This thread made me eat soda a cheese sandwich and chips
I don't think I've ever had mutton in my entire life. Is it as dry as it always looks?
no it's quite good. lamb in general is a very good meat, whether it's a steak, kebab, hot pot, list goes on
ive eaten roasted lamb legs, and pan seared lamb chops my whole life, but i've never had or made it in a stew. i really need to do that soon, its probaby fricking great, but lamb is very expensive in burger land
Anon, please
This food is too good for this thread
Fake, Irish only eat potatoes
the way thats always slowly rotating and them slicing thin pieces off, theres always a layer of juices running down the whole thing keeping it moist. unless the flames too hot or its shit meat, i guess
I wonder what those hosts really think when they're chewing on that thing and nodding.
Mmmm that's some good dirt
>cultural exchange
>so yummy
>*shits for 30 minutes after recording*
Probably about how hard they're gonna bumfrick the intern if he doesn't have that cheeseburger ready and waiting when he gets back to the bus.
Literally all they had to do was cook the egg in its shell. Instead they waste like half of it to the ground
Is a gyro sheep meat (mutton)? It's pretty good and succulent. Not sure if it's sheep or lamb, though, which I guess would make a difference.
Mutton is an older sheep.
But what about gyro meat
gyro is just a term for the type of food, u can get beef, chicken, pork, etc meat gyros, u usually specify, if they don't ask what list the kinds of meat on the menu for u to pick its probably a sketchy place, sometimes they only do 1 type of meat in which case they wont have it listed, but usually its obvious from the place, like if its called like "Chicken 2 Go" then obv the gyro will be chicken ya kno, but if its not obvious, and u ask, and they don't tell u, don't fricking get it, that sketchy af
its like HSP's, u can get different meat options
gyro meat is just different how the meat is cooked
Is that pastor, shawarma or gyro meat?
The amerifat's life expectancy is a mere 77 years old. Which is ridiculously low for a "first world country"
I haven't had a good meal in such a long time that even slop like that looks delicioius...
Alright Ganker I'm gonna share a fat frick thing I like to do whenever it's someone's birthday. You grab a BIG slice of cake, whatever flavor it is, put it in a bowl with crushed chocolate chip cookies and milk, let it all get soggy and mix it
>inb4 that's just a milkshake
No you don't want it to be liquid, you want like a paste that sticks to your spoon or fork, it's like eating raw cookie dough but you don't get sick. Just a blob of fricking sugar, it's glorious.
Don't do it more than twice a year.
Just get ice cream like a normal person
I'd rather have threads start with food pictures than semen demons
American cuisine is pig disgusting
good morning sir!
>Posters are getting sick of health food shitters and their pointless captain obvious snob bullshit
Glad to see it. Frick these c**ts.
>[+999.999HP]
Literally unaffordable
>Ganker + Ganker thread on Ganker
unironically sovl
>Ganker + Ganker thread on Ganker
unironically hell
I'm more surprised that the kid handed a coin to her and still got change from that more than anything really
Trash food is that cheap in Mexico.
People who die of hunger here are beyond moronic and deserve to die.
>Valentina hot sauce
Based flavorshack.
It's fun to watch their transformation when they move here, though.
>What the... peanut butter is salty? It is not sweet? Why is this a topping on sandwiches? You Americans are insane. This is a disgusting and unholy creation
*3 months later*
>Anon... I don't know what I will do when I go back to Europe. Peanut butter is so hard to find back in my quaint village, you have no idea!
They've been making their beds a long time, and they'll all have to lie in them at some point.
You have some strange delusions
I've had a lot of temporary European coworkers, from all over the continent, 10+ countries. I've seen that exact scenario play out multiple times. They don't all grow to like root beer, on the other hand, but many people don't like soda in general, so that's expected. But peanut butter claims every soul.
Man I could go for some Tostileo with corn right now.
I’m just gonna say it, Gankerck/.
If you’re one of those motherfrickers that tells other people how to eat, starting with talking shit about not liking RAW fricking meat, F U C K Y O U.
I don’t want fricking cow blood in my mouth, alright? Fricking have a nice day while you jack off to Gordon Ramsey. I don’t wanna see red in my goddamn food. I want you to CHAR that motherfricker for me, okay? Give me a Hitler’s Oven Special. A Skywalker Deluxe. A Michael Jackson Pepsi Commercial order. A Walter White recipe. I WANT THAT SHIT COOKED.
it's not blood
>Well done with ketchup
you are not welcome at my cook outs
you need to be removed from general society
What a gay
Rare snobs make me fricking sicker than the tapeworms that they routinely introduce into their degestive tract.
anon animal carcasses are completely drained of blood before being sold. the red stuff is proteins from the cells decaying or being cooked. when it comes to steaks, the muscles are thick enough that bacteria can't penetrate, thats why you only need to sear the outside to cook a steak. ground meat needs to be thoroughly cooked. chicken needs to be thoroughly cooked.
steak you can cook however you want.
that being said, fat renders at medium rare temperatures and becomes disgusting again when you cook the meat more.
I don’t CARE Black person, I HATE IT. The only thing I hate more is the wienersuckers who tell you it’s the wrong way to eat it.
It's not blood.
I'd die eating that, but I have a feeling I'd die happy.
Damn you Ganker
Now I want Dunkin
once you homemake, you'll be ol' cake
How are Indians not dying?
Are they like super immune because of the intense pollution of their river and them worshipping cow dung?
For one thing they don't eat processed slop
>waaahhh you didn't wash your hands before every meal why are you not dying!!!
b***h for the VAST MAJORITY of human history people lived in absolute filth and they just carried on, probably made their immune system stronger. You think some poor peasant in medieval Europe could afford bottles of Purell and daily showers?
cleanliness is next to godliness
we've all seen what a dysgenic shithole india is, maybe you should learn from the White peoples who ruled over you effortlessly at a 1:10000 population ratio
They were also dying left and right of shit that basic sanitation would prevent.
Human beings are really hard to kill, especially with modern medicine to treat whats caused by poor hygiene
India's population bottleneck is still in their horrendous infant mortality rate
that and they breed a lot
Human beings are absurdly durable. Outside of an infected wound, it's extremely difficult to kill a fully grown human in nature.
>Human beings are absurdly durable
>people literally die from gaming for 48 hours
nah frick humans
That would probably be good if they made it just one chicken piece and a bit less mac
new gamerslopp just dropp
What is this shit? Caffeinated kool-aid? And it always comes with what looks like a sippy cup for toddlers.
Have you never heard of a shaker?
A shaker? Like how I shake my nuts when I'm in your mom?
She's been dead for over a decade. Not exactly hard to frick her.
Sorry for your loss, m8.
Imagine being so fat you need that
i would have stopped before deep fry and baked it a little.
I would have stopped after cutting up the chicken
>wtf this is fricked up
>keeps going
>this is so fricked up
>keeps going
>disgusting
>keeps going
>wtf are they doing
>keeps going
this is the foulest, most unholy food creation I have seen
It should have gone further infinitely
What's so bad about it? Shredded chicken in tortilla is nothing new, pizza sauce is basically kechup and people put it on chicken wraps all the time. The only questionable thing is the deep frying, but the slices are so big you're basically just doing it to create a shell that holds them together while you hold them, since they wanted to be fancy with their chicken wraps.
dried, purified paimon piss
Despite the god awful branding and vape juice-tier flavor names that tell you nothing, I gave it a try the other day. I was surprised I really liked it. Then I realized it's so fricking loaded with caffeine its insane. My peanut brain thought the "energy" part was just marketing but its basically a fricking powdered can of bang energy drinks.
Yes turns out energy drinks contain caffeine.
Yea it was more the amount that was shocking to me, and for some reason I thought powdered vs. premade gas station energy drinks would be different. Honestly I was more focused on the sugar when I tried it, but I was dumb none the less. It's insane their target demographic is the last people who should be drinking this shit.
I use it as preworkout.
>bragging about contaminated water
They're literally killing them
Used to hate this webm til I went down the PB burger hole. PB&J with red onions shouldn't work, but it does. Banana bread, bacon, jam, and beef shouldn't work, but it does. Decadent as frick but it's fricking tasty if you like sweet and savory
>sweet and savory
No fricking thank you
You people belong in special hell with the people who add sugar to their cheese
You say that like orange chicken isn't amazing. The frick is this take. Frick you lmao
Is it Panera Lemonade tier?
I think they have some non caffinated ones
delicious kebab, gives only +5HP but you get it each turn for 5 turns
Novelty restaurants need to be burned down.
>ramen beer
>contains no actual beer
There would be hell to pay if they brought that to me
oh thank frick, I thought those were worms.
I was about to think that savory ramen might actual make use of beer's crappy taste. But then
>it doesn't contain any actual beer
>No actual beer used
It looks interesting in presentation, but this fact just ruins the appeal.
r8 my daily meal
>Brekky: Oats + any fresh fruit + whey protein + peanut butter
>Lunch: Pasta + Beef + tomato sauce
>Dinner: Chicken and veggies
Average healthgay who knows a lot about nutrition and tracks his macros on an app. Nobody's impressed
Lanklet scum
I'm a fatfrick tho.
>live in nyc, eaten indian food all over the place (its good when its good)
>dad and coworker telling me bout an indian restaurant they went to once
>guy says everything tasted like a ton of cinnamon
>waiter comes up and asks if he wants a soda
>guy says "i dont know, is there cinnamon in it?"
>waiter is furious, dad and friend laugh
I don't have the webm saved of the indian dude making roti with his bare feet because it was too disgusting
Surely it's possible to do this while sitting on a stool or standing
Imagine uprooting a cute indian girl like this from her shithole country and forcing her to eat nothing but AMERICAN fried chicken sandwiches for the rest of her life, would this be considered abuse?
shed be a spoiled, uppity c**t who cheats on you within a few months.
>better brush off the smoking hot pan with my bare hand
Some people are tougher than you.
Oh yes, gayel diabeetus burger. The ultimate american meal.
i think this steak would give +30 HP
80 to 200
How much total hp do you have?
I think this is more of a max health booster than it is a healing item
>only taking 1 little string from a bunch of different hot dogs
holiday dinner plate, instantly gives you max HP
>Ganker thread
>0 jaGanker webms
Is it true that he died? RIP strokeman
Here you go.
Nah still going.
Why is he ruining all that food?
Yummy puke
Did he just make up the recipe randomly?
They're not funny because there's no nuance to them, they're just self-parody. It's much more funny when you have shit food constructed by people who genuinely believe they're culinary artists.
It's over
I love anime girls eating hambaga so much
i dont know why its so endearing/wholesome. do they enjoy seeing homies eat ramen? i know italians hate what everyone else does to their pizza
No.
Rate my daily meal
>A single chicken breast and a whole mug of white rice.
And that's it.
Get out of here, gymhomosexual. Nobody likes your kind.
>gymhomosexual
Its been years since i've been to one. I don't even lift or do regular exercise. Lel
>Malnourished
Yeah, i probably am. And i'm not THAT much of a lazy frick, i walk whenever i need to leave my place.
Vitamin C?
I'm not that deranged either. Some basic salt and onion/garlic spices.
Grilled in a pan
Post BMI.
https://www.calculator.net/bmi-calculator.html
Not that anon, but
>25.1
>.1 degrees to count as overweight
ffffffFFFFFUU
BMI is a meme
t. 21.2
>BMI is a meme
i hate zoomers so much it's unreal
>degrees
>weight
What unit for ".1 BMI", then?
>BMI = 26.3 kg/m2 (80%, Healthy weight)
Huh, guess i shouldn't be that paranoic about being a fatty. Still not sure if i can count myself as healthy.
Hey, at least i can go through a whole day without issue.
Okay, you're trolling. There's no way you're overweight while eating a single meal a day.
malnourished/10
how poor are you, and how little do you move everyday where thats sustainable
where do you get vitamin c from?
please tell me you season your chicken
wypipo dont wash they chicken wit detergent
>A single chicken
Boiled?
College fricking sucks/10
Genuinely, where does the nutrition come from this sort of diet?
I seriously doubt you can live healthily off of a serving of broccoli and baked chicken per day.
Doesn't the human body only require very few nutrients to function? protein, fat, vitamins. Carbs are actually unnecessary for the most part as evidenced by <20 carbs a day keto diets.
are u a moron?
keto is specifically putting ur body in a state of ketosis that happens when u body can't get access to glucose and uses fat instead, and usually takes months to swap to
and if u ever frick up u, even once, it immediately uses the glucose again and u need to start the process again
no, u need glucose, ketosis is trying to game ur body by being extremely specific in what u eat and still function properly
> -1hp
Anyone got some webms of absolute morons trying to cook getting BTFO by bigass kitchen knives?
yea, its time to go to sleep.
Just dump a whole bag of cheese on top
nothing like a good burger, right lads?
I have eaten fast food or greasy take out for almost every single meal in the last 5 years. The only time I have homecooked meals is when I visit my mother, my sister, or my friends.
Up until recently, I drank soda with every single meal.
Yes, I spend 700+ dollars a month on food. I only have 400 dollars in my savings.
How does this not make you feel like crap, psychologically? I'll indulge in greasy fast food every once in a while like the average person, but they're only good because they're infrequent, not a daily thing.
Because I have no self-control and some mental illness that makes me think taking 30 minutes to make food is a waste of time despite spending 8+ hours on Ganker every day.
you should make something thats fast. you'll get into making complex shit
How much do you weigh and what state are your teeth in?
Not that anon but I haven't brushed my teeth in a year or more and they're still going strong, I'm starting to think daily tooth brushing is a meme.
it depends on ur saliva
if u have a good PH saliva and a lot of it, you are straight up incapable of having any tooth damage problems as ur saliva is basically doing a good enough job
but if u have shit saliva, then the saliva itself will cause these problems and u basically need to stay on top of brushing ur teeth and if u miss even a day they take permanent damage
I didn't brush my teeth at all for 5 years, drank cola, and hypercalcified my teeth, 2nd worst case my dentist ever had, my teeth basically fell apart and now I need to spend $3000 every 5 years on fillings.
I am pretty lucky though, things could be much worse in life.
How does that not make you feel like crap? My front teeth started eroding a couple years ago and it makes me feel like a depressed piece of shit. I think I'd kms if all my teeth started falling apart.
I over exaggerated, it's just surface cavities, and I switched up my dental hygiene right when tiny chunks of my teeth started falling off (I wasn't even aware that my teeth were being discolored for years, probably from all the plaque covering it), and I didn't feel pain.
The dentist told me his worst patient had it way worse than me, my teeth were still fully functional and felt no pain, so I take his word for it.
It didn't massively affect how other people saw my teeth (my teeth were already crooked), and the bigger problems I had are were figuring out what to do in life, teeth were a very minor concern for me (it would be if I felt constant pain, but I didn't, I don't even have sensitive teeth, I can eat ice cream without much issue).
How do you not think "hmm maybe ill brush my teeth today" for 5 years
Highschool, I slept for like 4 hours every day, sometimes I would go home and sleep, and wake at night and stay up all day.
I have neglected my health in more than one way.
Oh yea, I forgot, my biggest health issue is with my heart, I still haven't diagnosed it, because there aren't any cures for all heart issues.
No sleep is bad for your heart. Being dehydrated is bad for your heart. No exercise is bad for your heart. Also
you were in highschool for 5 years?
I was in highschool for 4.5 years, but I was actually lying when I said 5 years, I don't actually remember when I stopped brushing my teeth, I've said 7 years, I don't know.
There's no cure for all heart issues, but preventive medicine is always the best. You should lose weight if you don't want to suffer later.
Couldn't you brush your teeth at night
6'4 330 lbs
my teeth are in bad shape and one already fell out
Why
Stop today.
How I can’t find a video from like 2016 of an autistic kid dressed and acting as SpongeBob cooking a krabby patty in his kitchen, I think the dad was filming him and it was supposed to be a recipe video. He completely fricked that b***h up and it was some top tier cringe.
It’s gone from the internet. I can’t find it. Been trying for literal years. That burger was an atrocity.
I know what you're talking about lol, it was raw as frick
EHEHEHEHE
…Oh my GOD dude what the frick, how did you find it?! I did countless Google searches with different search terms, you’re truly the man. I’m downloading this shit.
I just searched how to make a krabby patty on youtube, maybe it showed up faster because I've watched this masterpiece half a dozen times
It NEVER showed up in results for me, that’s some israelite ass bullshit. Google was trying to hide this kino from me.
>peels the onion
>then washes it
The cringe in this video was too much for me. I had to peek through my fingers and skip around after that. You were right though, really top tier web content.
>Dad's face while watching his autistic son ruin his pan and eating a raw catastrophic hamburger whilst impersonating a cartoon sponge
What do we think of Joe's sandwich
>6+ eggs
>sour kraut
>jalanenos
What a mess. I can't totally fault him though, El Yucateco is fricking good hot sauce.
>very few nutrients
>vitamins
Now look up how many vitamins and dietary minerals there are.
I get that joe is mr muscle gym man, but that's not enough bread to turn that pile of eggs into a sandwich.
Way too many eggs
+100 HP
-50 max HP
>Eggs in any manner other than scrambled.
You fricks make me sick.
>Someone goes a little bit over the daily recommended calorie intake.
>"OH MY GOD I AM LITERALLY DYING SOMEONE HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAA"
look i get wanting to eat healthy but come on
Y’know Ganker, all this talk about shit food has got me thinking…
Maybe females got a point, I really gotta find friends fatter than me do I can look good in comparison.
>find friends fatter than me
losing weight would be a good way to do that
+10 HP
+5 STR
>FRESH!
>2% chance to unlock new companion event
>+10% chance for Davis to show up in VATS
Why would someone take this picture and not include the price?
Also I wonder if they even bought it or just took the pic
>Details Inside
>hidden quest unlocked
And you have a chance to gain a party member
Is this real? It looks real but I still don't believe it, everything on that label is hilarious.
nah, it's a very well made joke.
>"I'll come to you"
>that facial expression
I believe this is a threat
Again, show me how you boil this. What do you use to do it?
Eat a bunch of celery every meal and cut your planned meal in half (save it for tomorrow). Doesn't matter what else you eat.
Lost me almost 100 pounds so far this 3 years. Easy.
I hate celery
Eat a bunch of greens that you can tolerate and that you don't have to cook, then. I'll also eat raw spinach or kale or broccoli or whatever.
FRICK I wish I had that right now FRICK I'm so hungry
I know it’s a meme to shit on American food but you gotta admit their ultra processed 200% artificial sweet shit food looks damn appealing…
Wait, FRICK, I meant to post the blueberry drink
Fricking kek
You did tho
yeah, whatever, antifreeze drinker. the cats out of the bag now
Fake
+2 HP
+2 gay
>Yes, my breakfast is only 90 calories, how could you tell?
>how could you tell?
there was a video
>Know a recipe for DanDan Noodles
>It's the greatest thing I've eaten in my entire life
>Too lazy to make it again
>chef chews your food for you
How is it?
What stats does this boost?
endurance
Teeth health
Bite damage
Lowers int
>+
That's a -
Full Heal
-20 INT
Effect : Slow
This is basically a marriage proposal in Scottish culture.
>Effect : Slow
Duration: 9000000 seconds
Why aren't these things available outside of the UK?
Ginger beer>>>>>root beer
birch beer
Do other countries put eggs or pineapple on their burgers?
We have eggs and beetroot on burgers. It's not really my thing but boomers love it
>Eggs
Only on street burguers and it's quite good. Now that you mention it, I never noticed but fast food burguers that are american based don't do this...
Huh.
>Pinneaple
I'm not a monster. That sounds fricking shit eating something sweet like that in a burguer.
>That sounds fricking shit eating something sweet like that in a burguer.
Like ketchup?
Ketchup is not sweet, unless your language doesn't have a word for it's taste.
Regardless, I only particularly eat spicy ketchup.
>Ketchup is not sweet
The frick? It literally always is, google it Black person.
I'm sorry your mother language is this limited
Not him, but tomatoes are still sweet, even if they are also savory. They also add sugar or some kind of sweetener to most ketchups.
Whoa, 38g of protein!
Okay since this is the shit food general, I have to ask, what is this shit? Any burgerfrens tried it? I’m in the third world but there’s a supermarket chain that occasionally brings American products here for dirt cheap and I found this thing I’d never seen for like $0.75 and it was fricking glorious. Tasted like straight up sour candy but it’s soda. Can’t take a sip without making faces. Fricking kino. We don’t have anything like this made here, I kneel, Americlaps…
Get off Instagram, coomgay.
What? I’ve never used instagram homie
I saw some hot girls shilling whatever this is (I don't know what it is either). and the word is Black person
We do have some extreme energy drinks. I recommend the Rockstar Xdurance flavors if you see any available.
energy drinks are, allah forgive me for using this word, goyslop
Are they though? The guy said it costed less than a dollar. I don’t even know how they make a profit like that.
anything that isn't water should be taken in moderation. i'll drink coffee and milk, but frick fruit juices or whatever chemical concoction those energy drinks are.
Do you even understand what slop means?
milk is a guilty pleasure i'll drink in moderation, and i get whole. it's better than flooding your system with simple sugars with fruit juices, which i've dropped from my diet completely.
We make most of the things you like, poorbro.
>page 9
See you bros in the next thread