>hear nothing but how fricking awful absolutely every aspect of this game is

>hear nothing but how fricking awful absolutely every aspect of this game is
>free on steam for the weekend, might as see how bad it is
>campaign isn't an imablanced piece of shit like Reach
>actually has a plot with structure, not just you dicking around doing pointless bullshit until the last three missions where the devs realised they need to quickly set up for the start of the first Halo
The first mission with the moronic climbing and QTEs was ass cancer, plasma weapons run out of ammo before you even notice and promethin guns are pretty shit overall but aside from that the campaign is enjoyable enough, which is definitely not something I can say about Reach. Have you homosexuals been memeing me all these years?

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, you just have shit taste. The Prometheans are the antithesis of good game design. Everything they do seems like it was designed purely to piss on the flow of a shooter.

    >Enemies that delete grenades
    >Enemies that revive other enemies
    >Enemies that teleport away when they're on low health

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. /thread

      Pic related

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>campaign isn't an imablanced piece of shit like Reach
      Prometheans, every single Grunt overcharging its pistol, minuscule ammo pools for every single gun, Prometheans, oh, and did I mention Prometheans?
      Halo 4's weapon sandbox and enemy types makes everything in Halo Reach seem like a godsend of actually enjoyable game design.

      Never had as much trouble with promethins as with elites who could fricking melt you in miliseconds and take entire fricking mags without dropping their sheilds on legendary, and the utter moronation of Bungie deciding quick punch assassinations are not cool anymore. Promethians aren't giving me issues with their teleporting so far because much like every other halo I focus on taking out the soft targets protecting them first, and without them they can teleport wherever the frick they want they're still getting raped.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the utter moronation of Bungie deciding quick punch assassinations are not cool anymore
        you know you can just tap the melee and kill them that way, right? the only utter moronation here seems to be coming from the player, not the game. and 4 still has those assassination animations.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you know you can just tap the melee and kill them that way, right?
          Brutes are immune to assassinations. Did you even play the game you're defending you drooling troglodyte?

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Did you read the post I was replying to? The moron is crying about ELITES not Brutes. Not to mention there are better ways to kill Brutes than going up and meleeing them.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              I've also had elites survive melee to the back so many times I just stopped bothering at some point.

              >promethins as with elites who could fricking melt you in miliseconds and take entire fricking mags
              >take entire fricking mags
              promethins take entire fricking ammo pools wtf are you on about

              The small little guard dog things take one headshot from any precision weapon just like grunts (funny enough, Reach was the only Halo game moronic enough to introduce grunts capable of tanking headshots)
              The drone things take 3 to 4 shots
              Knights can be taken down with a single map provided you manage to maintain fire on them

              The enemies are nowhere near as spongy as Halo Reach. Don't kid yourself.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                At least Reach GIVES you a fricking weapon to headshot the grunts. Halo 4 won't even provide enough light rifle ammo to take out hordes of bullet sponge prometheans.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmao what the frick are you talking about? 4 is constantly shotting out precision weapons. Granted I only completed the first 5 levels so far so maybe it gets much worse later on but so far, you're full of shit. There's magnums, BRs, DMR fricking everywhere and you get to refuel your promethian BR after every goddamn fight.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah. Not to mention
        >need 6 sniper rifle rounds to Hunter back to kill them
        Reach is not a Halo game. Simple as.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >promethins as with elites who could fricking melt you in miliseconds and take entire fricking mags
        >take entire fricking mags
        promethins take entire fricking ammo pools wtf are you on about

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reach was such a piece of shit of a game, not Halo, doesn't look like Halo, doesn't feel like Halo.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          this but Halo 4, 5 and Infinite

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            based

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Infinite completely shits on almost everything in the series, campaign will probably be up there or surpass Halo 3, at this point. Reach plays like shit from a campaign and multiplayer point and there is no reason to ever return to it, Reach feels more outdated than the games that came before it.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Enemies that revive other enemies
      There's nothing inherently wrong with what you said. Prometheans are just badly designed in every way.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Promethians wouldn't be that bad if their weapons were not complete garbage.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe but their writing and visual design is absolutely unredeemable shit

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            What would an ESL know about good writing? Reach had no writing whatsoever.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    4 and 5 have better campaigns than what Bungie shat out after Halo 3 but that's not saying much, Ganker just praise that other shit because they never actually liked Halo and larp because they get shitting on Halo 4 and 5 confused with hating 343 and must love everything about Bungie even though that was never the case.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bungie stopped making good games after Halo 3, stop trying to larp and go back.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bait

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            name one (1)

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              ODST. Combines Halo 3 gameplay with a smaller, more CE-esque weapon sandbox and a few of CE's gameplay mechanics.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              ODST is shorter but better than 3. Also it’s well written because Joe Staten was at the helm instead of Marty O’Donnell plus literal who’s, and as much as I love Marty he can’t write for shit

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          they stopped making good games after ce actually

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>campaign isn't an imablanced piece of shit like Reach
    Prometheans, every single Grunt overcharging its pistol, minuscule ammo pools for every single gun, Prometheans, oh, and did I mention Prometheans?
    Halo 4's weapon sandbox and enemy types makes everything in Halo Reach seem like a godsend of actually enjoyable game design.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have shit taste and are most likely a anglocuck

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a anglo
      Why yes, I'm not a subhuman from a turd-world country with no culture or economy. How could you tell?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cuz you sound like a gay that suffers from cognitive dissonance from wanting to be European desperately but actually being an Asian migrant forever and ever.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rank the Halo games, NOW

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Halo 2 > Halo Reach > Halo CE > Halo 3

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      3>2>1>Reach>HW>HW2>4>5

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 > 1 > 3 > massive powergap. This is where Halo stops being good > ODST > Reach
      Haven't finished 4 yet so don't know if I'd put it above or below reach. Leaning towards above though.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Campaign
      CE > Reach > ODST > 2 > 3 > 4
      Multiplayer
      2 > 3 > CE > Reach > 4

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      CE/2/3/ODST>Reach>power gap>343shit

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not op, only care about the campaigns so
      3 > 1 > 2 > 4 > 5 > ODST=Reach

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        worst taste in the thread

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >4 > 5 > ODST=Reach
        Explain

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      CE>2>3>Reach>ODST>>>>>>>>>>>>>>343 fan fiction

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      CE > 3/ODST > 2 >> 4 > Reach >>> power gap >>> shit > Infinite > 5

      4 and Reach are decent games, but the trilogy is much better.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day 343drone

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doom Eternal > Gaylo

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, 5 is even better.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    guys
    i really only liked halo 2

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played Halo 3, and I couldn't stop thinking, did boomers thought this was good gameplay? The movement is so fricking slow, the weapons so unsatisfying. What do people see about it except nostalgia?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was one of the first games for the 360

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm one of the autistic morons who bothered to finish all the games (Except for Halo 5) on Legendary. Including the goddamn Spartan Ops.

    Halo 4 is on par with Reach. Which means that it's an absolutely shitty experience. The multiplayer is horrible with gimmicks that don't belong in Halo and really shitty maps, the single player is a bunch of set-pieces that are pretty to look at but you barely interact with, and whenever it isn't that it's just a huge amount of enemies with a lot of hp who automatically dodge all granades and who have no tactics, no formation and no real strategy to beat you except for the fact that they oneshot you and take ages to kill with anything that isn't a noob combo.

    Halo 2 might be hell to play on Legendary, with a shitload of issues and only a few viable strategies, but on all other difficulties it offers you a variety of good strategies and tools to not only kick ass, but have fun.
    Halo 4 bullies you into using precision weapons even at heroic or normal, and those precision weapons barely have any ammo. The enemies are overdesigned garbage.

    Halo 4 is gay and stupid and you're gay and stupid for liking it.

    If you also play the Spartan Ops you'll see what I mean even more.
    >Every single bad component from the campaign is repeated here, but for a million boring missions
    >You can't even lose because you respawn when you die, so nothing is even a real challenge
    >This shit somehow had a better story than the actual Halo 4 campaign, and still everything goes to shit in the first 5 minutes of Halo 5, so it's worthless to play it

    Just don't bother with this shit, man.
    Remember in Halo 3 when you had to fight 2 scarabs and could use 90000 different strategies to fight them both? Halo 4 has none of that shit. They put you in a Mantis and send 90 Banshees your way. If you don't use the Mantis you fricking die. Smoothbrain game design and anti-fun.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Halo 4 is on par with Reach.
      Stopped reading there. 4 is not just a terrible Halo, it’s a terrible video game

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        So is Reach. That was my point. The only people who like Reach unironically are fricking children who weren't old enough to play the OG 3 when they came out or COD homosexuals.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >campaign isn't an imablanced piece of shit like Reach

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Halo 4 sucks solely because of the godawful earrape sound design. Every sound peaks like hell and you can hear distortion.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play on legendary and you'll see why people hate it. The Prometheans are miserable to fight against

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