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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't self-insert into CHADname, need a less intimidating portrait

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got you senpai

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        paul dano

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really enjoyed BG2, even if I had to savescum like a b***h in some encounters (frick Beholders) and never understood how half of the spells work, specially the ones to dispel magic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beholders are absolutely challenging unless you cheese them with that one cloak of reflecting, whatever it's called. I don't think you're supposed to tackle them early on.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what I did was turning someone in the party into a slime which resists magic, wait until every beholder is focused on it and then throw the rest of my party unto them and pray for the best.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        can a berserker shred them or am I misremembering, its been so long since I fought them without the shield of baller balduran

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Balduran's shield also helps

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dispel magic works based on your level vs enemy levels.

        Inquisitor gets a bonus due to being complete chads.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on BG1. Chose easy mode for +6 luck and I'm just shooting a volley of arrows into large groups of enemies, then healing after battles. Not sure if I'm doing things right.

      Talking to strangers and exploring the areas is comfy so far.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        everyone with ranged weapons and kiting is how I do low levels in BG1

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        BG1 has exploding arrow. Couple that with the perma haste boots is a viable build for soloing the game in any difficulty

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frick Beholders
      use the shield
      use the sewer cloak and turn into a mustard jelly to tank them while your team styles on them from afar
      be a dwarven berserker
      be a dwarven fighter/cleric
      lots of ways to handle them

      I want to play BG1 what mods do I need if any

      tweaks anthology is really all you need

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >use the shield
        >use the sewer cloak and turn into a mustard jelly to tank them while your team styles on them from afar
        >be a dwarven berserker
        >be a dwarven fighter/cleric
        >lots of ways to handle them
        am I supossed to know all that on my first playthough

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Baldur's Gate is a game from an era where you're really supposed to RTFM. So, no, you're not supposed to know all that but you are supposed to know to look things up if you're struggling.
          This has some good tips and links to some of the things mentioned in that post (Cloak of the Sewers, Shield of Balduran): https://baldursgate.fandom.com/wiki/Beholder#Strategy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Baldur's Gate is a game from an era where you're really supposed to RTFM. So, no, you're not supposed to know all that but you are supposed to know to look things up if you're struggling.
          This has some good tips and links to some of the things mentioned in that post (Cloak of the Sewers, Shield of Balduran): https://baldursgate.fandom.com/wiki/Beholder#Strategy

          I didn't use any of these things and I simply powered through with careful positioning and using mages long range CC. Viconia may have been clutch with her magic resistance, not sure.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I didn't use any of these things and I simply powered through with careful positioning and using mages long range CC
            Yep. This works too. There are lots of ways to solve the encounters and the things I mentioned in the wiki link are just to make things easier if you want to use them (or if you're new and having trouble with the age of the game).
            >Viconia may have been clutch with her magic resistance
            65% innate magic resistance is no joke. Vicky is best girl.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              one of the good things about this game is you can beat it with any class and there are multiple ways to tackle encounters.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Vicky is best girl.
              One thing no one really considers is that when the game first came out as BG2 alone, clerics had restrictions on their maximum spell level based on their wisdom, like in the source material mechanics. This means that Cernd and Viconia, with their 18 wisdom, were the only ones that could use 7th level priest spells. I think you needed 17 wisdom for 6th and 18 for 7th. Anomon, Aerie and Jaheira were capped at 5th.
              Throne of Bhaal removed this, probably due to the power scaling and new high level spells, which completely changed the balance (even beyond the way all the extra Xp favored multiclassed characters).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You were supposed to know a thing about AD&D mechanics already since it is an AD&D game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You only need one shield to frick off the beholders

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play BG1 what mods do I need if any

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NPCProject, Unfinished Business, Convenient EE npcs if playing EE. Tweaks Anthology is fine too, if you know what the frick you are doing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NPCProject, Unfinished Business, Convenient EE NPCs
        Holy reddit...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        NPC project makes some NPC's extremely obnoxious (Imoen) and it's just so obvious that it was written by fat tumblrinas, same with romantic encounters. Only install that shit if you're a romancegay who can't help himself (I couldn't back then).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and it's just so obvious that it was written by fat tumblrinas, same with romantic encounters.
          This. This mod was never good anyway. Don't know why so many people hyping this shit. Even the fandom wiki site is full with this shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do NOT listen to people who post a big list or say npc project, just need fixes like Tweaks anthology. Oh and don't pick up Neera, Dorn or Rasaad but its your game my man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >install enhanced edition
      >installhttps://forums.beamdog.com/discussion/43074/mod-convenient-enhanced-edition-npcs-for-bg-ee-sod-and-bg2-eemod to remove all new npcs
      >don't buy/install/play the beamdog dlc siege of dragonspear
      > installhttps://sampsca.github.io/ReadMe-BGEEClassicMovies.htmlmod for bg1, choose "replace all cutscenes" option, to use the classic kino cutscenes instead of beamdog's shitty comic book ones.

      that's literally it. there's no reason to play the og games outside of historical interest, the ee's are just better in every way once you cut out beamdog's shit. and all the important mods are updated for the ee's too, like scs, ascension, atweaks, cdtweaks, rogue rebalancing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thing that takes out the tonally sore thumbs that are the EE companions. Besides that, I would say nothing actually. Experience the game as it was meant to be, more or less, and only mod things on the second playthrough if you ever feel like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget imoen romance when you reach bg2 :^)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats from the old one right, wonder if the updated one has it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it has a scene of Imoen fricking Aerie instead.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              only if you allow it I guess

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nope
            source: played it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG1 good
    BG2 bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could never get into bg2 for some reason, even though I beat bg1 at least half a dozen times including a solo fighter run that I had plenty of fun with

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could play 2 for the first time again without knowing all the bullshit items mace of distruption and shield of balduran

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to use them. I know that you can instantly buy a +4 crossbow at Watcher's Keep but I don't do that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I never go out of my way to say watchers keep to get shit early but mace of distruption and that shield are right there.

        [...]
        if the game is too easy for you instead of not using some of the coolest most powerful items, i'd increase the difficulty or install scs mod to make the game tougher. then you don't have to feel bad about using those items

        Thing is the game is difficult enough for me already since I use ascension and I find some fights tougher on certain runs for whatever reason

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to use them. I know that you can instantly buy a +4 crossbow at Watcher's Keep but I don't do that.

      if the game is too easy for you instead of not using some of the coolest most powerful items, i'd increase the difficulty or install scs mod to make the game tougher. then you don't have to feel bad about using those items

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HELM SEES ALL
    KNOW THAT AND BE JUDGED

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally tried playing a Berserker/Mage to see what all the fuss was about and it was pretty lame. You're still just auto-attacking everything to death.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not talked about because of fun, but because it's just so strong. berserk carries you through bg1 and then mage tankiness + grand mastery melee is just busted

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well what are some fun classes, then? I usually just play an Inquisitor but I'd appreciate a way to turn BG gameplay into something more than just auto-attacking or casting the same handful of spells every encounter.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          shadowdancer or just fighter/thief for huge backstabs. archer. druid spellcaster or shapeshifter. wild mage. thief/mage multi for crazy cheese with mislead or useanyitem, invisibility etc

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What does archer do besides just attacking with ranged weapons?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              nothing it's just fun to continue using ranged weapons into bg2 which typically favours melee. it has like drain attacks that lowers enemies stats and just does a lot of physical dps. you could do something crazy like play a custom party of 6 sorcerors or 6 thieves or something. i personally enjoy melee and physical dps i think it's satisfying seeing enemies just explode into chunks

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              attack with ranged weapons a lot of times per round. that's it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Swashbuckler or bard, really anything that doesn't really fit a stereotypical role and needs some time to get accustomed to

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but I'd appreciate a way to turn BG gameplay into something more than just auto-attacking
          play a trap rogue, your combat will revolve around you placing 50 traps before the fight starts then them all going off at once for victory :^)
          it's an ee engine crpg anon, there's no "fun" to combat beyond attacking, using class abilities and casting spells, no matter what class you pick you're going to be doing some variation of that because that's all the game allows for

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cleric/Mage dual class, very versatile

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Berserker is not a very interesting subclass. Its use is only justified for power gamers who want to leverage Enrage's absurd immunities. Being really ANGRY apparently makes you immune to maze and imprisonment.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL-HOLE

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I SERVE THE FLAMING FIST

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shoes indoors
      american moment

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone play this when they were a kid and not finish? What part of the game filtered you? I was 12 or so made an elven ranger who used a single longsword with the archer portrait because I was an elf loving loser back then and got stuck on the Gavalry harper hold fight

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first time i played i got filtered by the traps on the bridge in the nashkel mines but i got past it not long after

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Updated my journal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      updated my cookbook
      >what is the true nature of ham
      >what is the true nature of ham
      >what is the true nature of ham

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What changes the nature of a ham?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks, I've been misremembering that all these years

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, pretty sure it's "what can change the nature of a man", just to be precise.

            I'm gone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like my skills have increased

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Updated my journal

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pic rel
          Gone

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally managed to roll a 95 points 18/99 Fighter that is going to become an ultimate Wizard dual class. On what level should I seal the deal?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope this isn't your first playthrough

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played through the serie multiple times back in the day. Wanted to do every class quest. For some reason I only played ToB once or twice though. I plan to go through all the story in one go, and magic stronghold is my favourite. Making one man army is just a bonus.

        9. some people say 13 but it's a bad idea, you delay your mage levels way too much and the fighter gains are nowhere near worth it. get to 9 so you can get grand mastery proficiency in a weapon then dual

        Thanks. I always wondered if the extra levels are worth it. I'm not a patient person, so I usually dual class as soon as possible.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          dualing at 13 is cool if you're doing a solo run, in which you'll get 6x the experience points. i mean in a solo run you can play a fighter/mage/thief multiclass and still hit max level in all three classes before finishing the game. in a normal 6 person party run though, dualing at 9 is better. if you run like 4 party members total you could prob wait for 13. but even then the gains just aren't a big deal, i think it's like one half-attack per round and some thaco or something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      9. some people say 13 but it's a bad idea, you delay your mage levels way too much and the fighter gains are nowhere near worth it. get to 9 so you can get grand mastery proficiency in a weapon then dual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        13 is stronger in the end but really not worth the pain. It makes a little more sense on a kensai since then you get another set of kensai level bonuses too… but a kensai is already pure pain so going all the way to 13 on it feels miserable and a berserker is so much more pleasant to play.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heya.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally can't imagine playing this game without my guy screaming YA GOT THIS COMAAN

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    life.. is glorious!

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"alright so one of the final bosses of our epic level campaign is a monk, but monks are shit. Any suggestions?"
      >"give him a whole lot of illegal boss resistances/immunities!"
      >"BRIRRIANT!"
      Frick's sake I hate it when devs do that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never fought him, he joined me :^)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played ascension without the final battle part and had him on my side it was fricking busted

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the slayer isn't legal, I figured that extra shit was from Bhaal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's a monk overhaul mod that gives those abilities as HLAs and makes the fists change to magic weapons earlier

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invalidates casters and makes magegays seethe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rubs my fricking nutsack on literally everything with a 1st level priest spell
      Heh, nothing personal non-fighter/clerics

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me? it's ranger/cleric

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me some erection

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wands

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played BG ask me about the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it good

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was alright, a bit dated. Not a masterpiece like everyone says.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that charNAME dies from a one-off joke Bhaalspawn almost 100 years later for the revival of Bhaal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      k

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HWIZDOM IS OUNLI POSESSED BY THE LÖRNEDD

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a swig of some strONG DWARVVVEN AAEELE

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    INCANTUS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >concentration lost

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My spell disrupted!? DARGGHH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*Command*

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like TSUUU on roids

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEVER HAD RATS - NO SIRREE!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sleep in the inn
      >rat runs by in the cutscene
      Fricking liar.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hi will

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recently redownloaded Baldur's Gate 2 EE on Steam. However, it would only white screen during fullscreen mode, and even as a window, when I tried to alter its size, the game white screened again. I tried using fixes found on forums (especially making sure it's not running my integrated graphics card), but it solved nothing. Has anyone on Ganker ever encountered this before?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds really weird, you using any mods?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only 2, one of them is the Irenicus dungeon skip, and the other is a stat editor so I don't have to roll for 18/91+. Nothing affects the graphics.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume there is something fricky going on with the renderer. Maybe your card is having issues with default GL renderer? Have you tried switching it to D3D in .ini files?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just tried to play the Black Pits and that was...shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it just a series of combat encounters

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Hey there, hi there!"
      >"Hop skip to it!"
      >"With a smile!"
      >CHA: 10

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >proceeds to stab someone with a dagger and exploding them into chunks of gore

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Josh i know you lurk here I know you're reading this, reach out to Ryuko Kui and get her to do the character writing/worldbuilding for your next game

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    beholder my dick

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    alora is the cutest irl wife too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alora is a cutie
      Unfortunately she has rotting teeth and gums

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Unfortunately she has rotting teeth and gums
        ???

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is probably obscure as frick but does anyone remember the adult female voice line from Beasts and Bumpkins?

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have the image that is all the portraits and the real life inspirations

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i still wonder why they changed art direction between I and II

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >equip 18 CHA ring
    >no option to use diplomacy or persuasion to resolve most conflicts
    I thought this was an RPG

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG1 has some dialogues that change their outcome depending on your CHA. I remember that Tomoko will leave peacefully, if you talk to her with a high CHA party member. And a +1 dagger that you can get as a reward in Candlekeep.

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