Helldivers 2

New patch. Also bot factory striders can now be dropshipped because frick you.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine still playing FOTMsloppers 2. The campaign is scripted, the missions are boring, the weapons are underwhelming, the community is toxic, the developers are incompetent, the engine is discontinued, the content is dripfed. 1 week until everyone moves on and this game is played by 0 people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. salty AAA game developer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >paying 40 dollars (plus 20$ tip) for a shitty experience when there are more complete and better looking games like Dragon's Dogma 2
        AAA is superior

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >paying 80$ (plus 20$ tip (for online access)) for an unfinished game riddled with "micro" transactions and boring gameplay
          Keep coping, AAA gay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't engage with shitposters. They only do it for the attention, like good little prostitutes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no is the hindpoopoo jeet janny going to delete this thread too? LMFAO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ain't FOTMslop, though I do fear that that combination of developer attitude, passing honeymoon period, weird toxic positivity, and general growing repetitiveness will guarantee that the game won't live longer than a year.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >developer attitude
        not caving to b***hy redditors is a bad thing?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is what will happen at the rate things are going, there aren't many viable weapons in the game and they keep nerfing, the new warbond is almost pointless.

        There is too much enemy armor variety and flying ships now so the only thing that works is the autocannon.

        If you bring anything else you can't play unless you go stealth which is next to impossible with many players, specially randos.

        The game is a horde shooter that penalises you for shooting, people will grow tired of it quickly unless some drastic re-balance is brought forward.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hello sirs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the campaign is scripted
      Imagine making this your opening argument in your bait post.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we get to affect the war! Such freedom!
        No you don't and actually nothing you do changes anything
        >oh, ok, well, that's so based then!!!
        Infinicoping

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean he's not wrong.

          Why do you lie on the internet?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean he's not wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the weapons are underwhelming
      I do not know what happened today but it feels as if the game is much, much harder and the weapons even more garbage than usual.

      The only thing that works is the breaker & the autocannon, so much for horizontal weapon garbage scaling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >paying 40 dollars (plus 20$ tip) for a shitty experience when there are more complete and better looking games like Dragon's Dogma 2
      AAA is superior

      remember that you need to kill these people, it never ends until you literally rape them to death and mulch the bodies for fertilizer leaving them so traumatized they totally and permanently disincarnate

      the entirety of society needs to be mobilized solely around oppressing, ruining, murdering this archetype and rooting it out of the genepool & collective consciousness until they are instinctually killed on birth and cannot enter this universe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally just ignore and filter them. The only people responding to this shit are people who do it themselves.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what is the point of these discords
        I really, truly dont get it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To satiate their autism, sociopathy, perhaps some variety of complex or another. I dunno. Any mental illness I suppose.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its kinda of sad. They these insane teamwork and energy for nothing when they could use it to get laid, create, or anything not moronic. They don't even get thing they imagine they think they are doing.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm sure to win because my democracy is superior

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember his central reactor looking like a roulette wheel.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like a liveleak video, minus an actual death.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any more APC/vehicle footage?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's been chinks coming into the steam discussion forums b***hing about being kicked for being Chinese. I always tell them to stop cheating and people will stop kicking them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just assume they are cheating anyway and kick them regardless

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based, me too. Play in your own cheat lobbies, Chang. Your culture is cancer and you cheat at every opportunity you get.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tainamain square, colorized

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bueno

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chinese cheating and stealing, what else is new?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that the Punisher is the supreme TKing device. Even light hits at range will stagger and knock down other players 100% of the time, and being a shotgun it's easier to hit your target, which can make all the difference if your target knows you're coming.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no DoT fix
    >no sight alignment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fixed an issue that resulted in different damage being dealt enemies between PC and console players.
      only one fix per month, thats the limit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What could be the reason snoys do more damage
        Did they just add that as a handicap for console subhumans then retracted when people found out?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I once read that it was because the PS5 version has a different server tickrate and it endmaking some weapons hit the same bodypart multiple times. No idea how truth that is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm typing like a moron today.
            end up making*
            how true*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The bug wasn't the PS5 players doing more damage, the bug was that if a PS5 player hosted, everyone else would do more damage if they were on PC. This is how the Railgun was so broken and up until now it could still two shot Bile Titans with that bug, and now that its finally fixed it can't kill anything anymore and it takes 13 shots to down Bile Titans and Chargers are back to being immune to it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now the bug works the other way around, if the host is PS5 the effect is the opposite, the mission is much more difficult than PC hosting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DoT fix is happening but they are overhauling systems to do it and the same team making content is also bug fixing so calling it a glacial pace is being kind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish they could just throw money at the problem but just hiring randoms to do the new job probably takes a while till they can get things done.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2 months to fix
        >Glacial
        You sweet child, you never played a multiplayer shooter before have you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, at least every other multiplayer shooter in existence would at least acknowledge such critical bugs within a week of them being mass reported.
          Instead of 2 months to acknowledge, and then damn near another month to say that they've started fixing it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Battlefield
            >CoD
            >Acknowledge bugs
            I don't know what universe you're in but it's not this one.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://fxtwitter.com/helldivers2/status/1780235765873553889

    Those factory striders look menacing. What stratagems are we supposed to use to take them down? One guy said he had 3 of them dropshipped at the same time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Given the damn things take two orbital lasers to kill, it seems moronic to make them as common as bile titans.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are ways to kill it without bombardment strats you know.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    railgun is shit, even in unsafe mode, it kills nothing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is shit, safe mode is completely useless after the nerf and unsafe mode only kills if it's overcharged as far as it goes before you blow up. I don't know why the damage doesn't scale linearly with charge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was no reason to take it after the nerf, but now the Quasar exists to add insult to injury. The QC needs to charge up just like the Railgun but it actually kills things, has infinite ammo, and doesn't have the risk of exploding. The Railgun is so bad it may as well be a primary.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do 15 min mission
    >escort survivors
    >fire tornado
    >sits on top of the building they evacuate to
    >planet is sending nonstop robot dropships the entire time
    What the frick am I supposed to do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use your democratic strength to lure the tornadoes away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait for the tornadoes to stop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just don't play on fire tornado planets moron, nobody is forcing you to do so. i certainly won't until they do something about tornado pathing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just accept democracy isn't gonna win today.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys yourself, should have brought the correct stratagems

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kys yourself, should have brought the correct stratagems
        Exactly I always bring the extinguisher stratagem with me and the fire armor, but then these damn fluctuations increase the cooldown of everything 50%... But at least my weapons are nerfed and the enemies spawn rate healthily and generously boosted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You keep feeding those damn civilians into the tornados until they become inflammable or the tornado gives up, whichever comes first.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's war, bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody leaves hell moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smoke puts out fires

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The tornadoes follow the players, so have people run away.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Drone Master is (unfortunately) a medium armor despite being arguably the lightest LOOKING armor in the entire game
    >Gets a recolor armor with more armor and other shit added on top
    >It's a light armor
    WHAT THE FRICK SWEDES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole armor system is fricking moronic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really is.
        Wish they would just scrap it asap and either give us an option to wear a functional armor and cosmetic armor or even better just make armors fully cosmetic and let you pick weight and perk on your own.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dev said he thinks transmog system is moronic and makes zero sense
          despite armors having passives that have nothing to do with it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The CEO, to be more precise.
            He also thinks other players will care about what passive you bring, when all of the passives are selfish in nature.
            Except for the arc resist one, but that's something you'd use in a coordinated team.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I imagine he expects +2 stim users to actually stim their teammates, and that's why 5/6 of the stim armours have the same field medic aesthetic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The medic perk is clearly intended for team play but they fricked it up by doing absolutely nothing to make healing teammates easier and by making it infinitely better to just hoard all your stims for the extra heal time.

                I think it's more that the CEO is like every other CEO:
                A moron who barely knows what's going on in their own company let alone their own product, and happened upon the position by pure chance.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think the clueless CEOs you're thinking of would even know that much detail about their own game to begin with.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >A moron who barely knows what's going on in their own company let alone their own product, and happened upon the position by pure chance.
                Hey you are describing a CEO to a T, how did you do it? Oh wait, CEOs are all moronic aren't they?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I imagine he expects +2 stim users to actually stim their teammates, and that's why 5/6 of the stim armours have the same field medic aesthetic.
                Frantic game, with no visibility 70% of the fricking time, where you literally can't stop. One player is supposed to run around healing squad members...

                THIS IS A FRICKING HORDE SHOOTER!!!!! GIVE US GUNS THAT WORK AND AMMO!!!!

                Only two guns work on the entire game, grenade launcher and auto-cannon, nothing else is viable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Only two guns work on the entire game, grenade launcher and auto-cannon, nothing else is viable.
                Shitter self report

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Shitter self report
                I would like seeing you play on 7+ without AC and not having to run all the fricking time without shooting anything. The moment enemies spawn you're toasted without AC/Grenade launcher.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The medic perk is clearly intended for team play but they fricked it up by doing absolutely nothing to make healing teammates easier and by making it infinitely better to just hoard all your stims for the extra heal time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When the frick is a stim gun or the angel? The combat medic fantasy is jjat not there.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hopefully soon but I have my doubts. The devs seem utterly convinced we want to run around baby sitting each other 24/7.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hulks feel so trivial to me now that I can just pop them with three shots to the face from an AC. If my idiot teammates kite them so they face away from me, then even better.
                It's when these fricktards take NO chaff clearing strategems/weapons, or double up on EVERY anti-armor that things get bad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Hulks feel so trivial to me now that I can just pop them with three shots to the face from an AC
                But anon, you are not supposed to always play with the same gun, stop bringing the AC to every dive.

                Regards, your moron swedish developer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hopefully soon but I have my doubts. The devs seem utterly convinced we want to run around baby sitting each other 24/7.
                Yeah, that will work on these defence missions where the map is tiny and you get surrounded constantly, here mate, have a stim.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >picrel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gif for you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about some new effects for the medic? Maybe allow stimming teammates even when they're above 50% health, and increase stim range?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Barely anybody ever truly runs out of stims since they respawn with more also they will use their stims when they need to, meaning when their are in a shitpit trying to desperately move and shoot.
                Is the medic just supposed to jump into the shitpit to deliver a stim?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                exactly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Is the medic just supposed to jump into the shitpit to deliver a stim?
                Indeed, the game can't decide what it wants to be.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                when the swedes stop being homosexuals and add these in, medics can medic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                backpack UAV when

                guard dog upgrade to set their floating high enough to not constantly friendly fire when

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >allies drone kill a tiny bug
                >does a hard 180 while firing
                >almost kills him and unloads directly into my head tracking me as i jump backwards
                >no enemy at all, just shooting through my head into the ground.

                The frequency that the drone shoots you while targeting something is already silly, why does the drone continue to fire and sweep the fricking map while changing targets. I watch it shoot at nothing like rocks and into the floor all the fricking time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 99% sure he just said that to cover up there's no way they could do it with their shitty game engine
            They have armor recolors in the datamine but clearly things aren't going well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole armor system is fricking moronic.

      can someone deboonk 150 vs 200 armor point heavy armor? i read a few threads ago 200 point armor doesn't get the 10% reduction like the other heavies, is that true, and does it render 200 pointers fake and gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did read they buffed 100 and 150 but not 200 because they were already happy with it
        I've used 200 a decent amount and I can definitely say it lets you tank a lot of shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to run 200 exclusively and went back to the default 150 medium armors recently. 200 only offers a little bit more survivability than 150, as long as you're not hoarding stims it's hardly noticeable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the gundam helmet even if it only goes well with the orange armor sets

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the Kamen Rider helmet?

        In PC, how do you move the weapon's R menu horizantally?

        You have a keybinding menu, LOOK AT IT YOU IDIOT.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about a giant fan strategem that blows the tornados and robots away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and a sentry that drops a big hammer that wacks enemies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What about a giant fan strategem that blows the tornados and robots away
      Signal jammed, orbital fluctuations, double the spawn rate of strider fabricators...

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reduced visibility planet MO again
    FFS

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In PC, how do you move the weapon's R menu horizantally?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You meand the right side? Right click.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Left and right click. It's in the key binding menu

        Thanks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Left and right click. It's in the key binding menu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scroll up for up menu
      right click for right menu
      scroll down for down menu

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't engage with shitposters. They only do it for the attention, like good little prostitutes.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best premium warbonb to unlock?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The second one, with stun grenades and sickle.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the bots are fricking crazy today bros

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >met my first cheater today
    >chinaman with infinite shield and rockets
    I hate them so much

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least they fixed the damage discrepancy between PS5 and pc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was this the "let a PS5 player join to two-shot bile titans" bug?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently, yes.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the game's engine is literally dead. Tick tock, hellsisters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brown

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >have no argument
        >i'll call her brown!!

        every time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >her
          baka

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Freedoms greeting everyone
    A very democratic death to automatons 🙂

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't afford the buzz lightyear armor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you farm? Now it's dead, brother.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used my supercredits on battlepasses

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait... the SC farming of disconnecting doesnt work anymore???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >40 SC
      That's a single trivial mission if you have any luck at all. Even if you want to extract properly you can be in and out in 7 minutes.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are still playing a dead game with a dead engine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >puts you in a temporary foreign worker position where you're renting out the broom closet for the exact same amount as you make
    Nothing personnel, kid

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your grandchildren will be brown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >brownie knows that his browness is a bad thing, tries to use it against his opponent as an insult
      I do declare

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      quiet the opposite actually since 99.99% of brown women go for the BWC so their kids can be white, they know they are subhumans and they don't want their children to suffer the same fate. Quiet sad if you think about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure thing ranjesh, hurry up and finish sweeping the floor though. Nice job giving me a time out though brown janny KEK. How many indian pesos do they pay you? You insects will do any job huh? JAI SHIT RAM

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No way people put something as disgusting and smelly as cow dung in their mouths. Tell me this is fake.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          COW
          DUNG
          TOOTHPASTE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No way people put something as disgusting and smelly as cow dung in their mouths. Tell me this is fake.
          Indians.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i fricking hate that head bob shit Indians do

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lol, enjoy being enslaved by the rich business owners who love that you were gullible enough to think you were actually brought in to enrich your own life instead of devaluing the lives of the poor citizens you’re supposed to compete with specifically to depress wages.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    skre?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ^>vvv

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its really funny that Redditors are acting like Arrowhead have the best communications out of any developer ever. I've seen solo devs provide more consistent and frequent communications.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patch notes ruined gaming, not telling people what changed only upsets insecure brown minmax gays

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Also bot factory striders can now be dropshipped
    I fricking noticed. Before this patch all my difficulty 7 missions were completely absent of them, after this patch I'm fighting 5+ per mission.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick do you even kill the factory walker?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Also bot factory striders can now be dropshipped because frick you.
    why do they refuse to say useful things like having fixed factory striders not spawing in the patch notes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a bug, it's a voluntary change.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    get fricked and get banned, racist, LMAO, nowhere is safe for you after all huh

    >brownie knows that his browness is a bad thing, tries to use it against his opponent as an insult
    I do declare

    >posts pic of character that was outsmarted and killed by a brown
    pottery, prophecy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're the one threatening whites with genocide and death over being called brown

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Infinite rocket devastator
    WTF

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They got an upgrade.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gay traitor tries to kill us all in the dropship
    >doesn't know i have infinite health
    >laugh over mic and kick him
    These hax are great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bet you he was seething hard

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have crossplay off since I don't want to play with south american children
    I have only been griefed once so far by a guy who joined and instantly started teamkilling, his name was like "ElDavido" so I guess there are still some disgusting nonwhites on pc too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PS5 in my experience has been Jeets and Spics.
      PC is Russians and Chinks.
      There's also quite a few Nips playing, but I leave them alone.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how do you kill the factory striders quickly and efficiently? They must have a weakspot that you can exploit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC you can destroy their guns with medium pen weapons but indont think they have actual weakpoints.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They must have a weakspot that you can exploit
      Anti tank weapons and stratagem.
      Spear
      Eagle Air strike
      Orbital Strike
      EAT
      Orbital precision strike
      The usual stuff good players bring.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Quasar?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like the Spear to not fricking autotarget a singular location and instead paint the fricking target center of the reticle. Also fricking allow it to down transports without having to hit the fricking thrusters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shoot the tiny red dot on the right side of their head, near the dual miniguns, it's extremely hard to hit, but you can kill them with a full mag of AMR by hitting that spot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The eye in the face is one weakpoint

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2 500kg for one unit
        Lmao this shouldn't be a thing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just wait until the Siege Mechs show up.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homie they better add new difficulties for that shit.
            if they're going to end up bumping down enemies from the third tier pool into the second tier then it'll be the death of solo play.

            and as things are: it's looking like not even full coordinated competent squads will be able to handle such an onslaught.
            I'd like not to be screwed out of playing higher diffs because of mass spawn of a single enemy, thanks.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think if they do ever add masters, they are going to get their own dedicated missions on difficulties 7-9, like the Bile Titan/Factory Strider assassination missions lower difficulties have.
              There's no way they'll make those into ambient enemies.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure if they're going to add 40k titans then they need to add actual nuke strats to deal with them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is getting ridiculous, this game doesn't know whether it wants to be:

        a) A horde shooter
        b) A stealth shooter
        c) A tactic shooter

        Fricking devs decide, if you're going for endless hordes of undefeatable enemies give us weapons that work and more rounds per magazine, or an extra stratagem slot, or more stratagem bombs more frequently, often I run out of the map so I can run around enemies while the super destroyer fires constantly the missiles it can't fire when I'm playing the game normally.

        The game is getting more and more moronic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1 or 2 more stratagem slots and buffs to main weapons.
          Lasgun being an ineffictive joke is a neat gimmick the first few times but it gets old so fast not having anything to take down high tier units that the game spams out of its ass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          git gud

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its a
          a) Good game that makes brownie minmaxers seeth
          Seethe more little brown boy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moron, the game is good but could be so much fun if they balance it properly.

            Devs can't expect to have 4 autistic players with perfect precision 100% of the time to be able to enjoy the game.

            In my particular case playing dif 7 felt today much, much harder than yesterday and that was with 3 well coordinated (not pros) people in the team.

            Most people playing do so for fun and just want to shoot and the game the more enemies in the screen the more it penalises you for it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd like to see them do a lot more ship/strategem upgrades so that even the strategems we already have can just be upgraded to deal with this stuff.

          Like another expansion bay so airstrikes are even bigger for the bigger hordes, I keep thinking they should have something like an airburst upgrade to make each individual bomb have more power and bigger area of effect, some upgrades to the orbital laser to make the beam itself bigger, do more damage, last longer, and travel faster, ect.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How many Quasar headshots?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The squads I've been in keep using orbital lasers to deal with them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      120, 380, and the Walking Barrages. It's slow enough and big enough that all three artillery barrage will hit it and significantly weaken it. That's if one guy brings all 3. Now if 1 guy brought all 3 and the other 3 Divers brought at least one of the HE Orbital Barrages...

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are some FUN loadouts
    And I mean fun not optimized

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What are some FUN loadouts
      Autocannon, autocannon and autocannon, anything else and you're ragdolling for the entire game.

      On anything above 4 nothing works because everything has been nerfed to death.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. Host a bug mission
      2. Flamethrower, stun nades, nade launcher pistol, napalm strike, flame mines, personal shield/jetpack

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Flamethrower
        Kills the entire team 4 or 5 times before being kicked out of the mission.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting the autocannon mech?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when we invade cyberstan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't invade something that already belongs to us.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy the snow planet while you can boys
    it's one of the better ones, I'll miss it once it's gone

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pelican-1 bugging out at extract becoming more and more common
    Piece of shit game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've noticed the pelican auto cannon is completely bugged now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had almost no bugs during the first few weeks besides server issues but now im getting constant but wildly different problems every session

      >booted to ship during extraction with no message, always as a 500kg bomb goes off, no samples or XP
      >ship gaining noclip if you jump at the wrong time
      >constant issues getting stuck under, in, or between bits of terrain
      >hitboxes on terrain becoming visible for some reason
      >hulk flamers RNG between instant death and no damage depending on whos hosting
      >bug hole and factory vent hit detection is still a huge pain in the ass
      >fire DoT seems to be completely broken either doing nothing or killing things almost instantly
      >uber samples missing off maps completely if you spawn too close to them
      >enemy activity redzones not clearing if you join game in progress
      >slow and ragdoll effects seem broken with slows extending the duration of ragdolls to comical lengths, meanwhile explosions now suck you in towards the centre of effect instead of away for some moronic reasons (noted on contact grenades and eruptor)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk if the super samples thing you mentioned is actually a glitch. Sometimes there are multiple wiener rocks but the samples only spawn at one of them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the wiener rock with the ditch never has them
          the wiener rock with flat land around it always has them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've actually seen ones with ditches spawn them, but in that case they're usually guarded.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            weve spawned onto wiener rock with the sample "stalk" but samples you cant pickup. They are there but located below the stalk in the ground.

            Same issue with samples at hives that clip into the terrain

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ditch wienerrocks can have them. in my experience, if there's a normal wienerrock then the ditch will never have the super samples, but i have definitely seen ditch wienerrocks with super samples

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tip: Rising for our anthem is optional! Dissidents who wish to remain seated during our anthem, are encouraged to request waiver form D13:TR8R from their local democracy officer as soon as possible, in order to be legally excused.*

    *6 month Freedom refresher training at Liberty camp MUST be completed before submitting form D13:TR8R.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick can a factory strider be dropped they're 5x bigger than dropships?
    I've still only seen 1. And it's not good because they're the only thing I don't think I can kill with my AMR load out on not worlds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the same reason dropships can spawn 6 hulks, frick you. weight isn't real.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i thought /misc/ was dead but it seems they're still here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >/pol/
      These are pure bait/spam trolls. They don't enjoy anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're responding to one of them.
        That's how they operate.
        >pretend to be group a
        >pretend to be group b
        >pretend to be moderates going, "man group a/b" is so bad...
        Just ignore all off-topic nonsense.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What Ganker does to a mf

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah very clever troll!
          Thread IDs never ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      >/pol/
      These are pure bait/spam trolls. They don't enjoy anything.

      You're gonna see a whole shit load of purely contrarian people here who likely don't even play this game.
      You can spot the bait from a mile away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >brown people trying to shit up a good thing is /misc/
      Imagine being a stooge for pure evil and not even realizing it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am /misc/ and I enjoy helldivers 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey /misc/
        i'm Ganker and i also enjoy helldivers 2

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where patch notes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      on the discord and it's barebones

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >need to join a discord to read patch notes
        the future is grim

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://steamcommunity.com/games/553850/announcements/detail/7974260991426339748

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally on the game info page chief

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think we should stop killing Terminids and leave them to their own devices, we don't need their oil anyway. Frankly, we don't really need FTL travel at all. We don't need to go anywhere or look beyond the local systems. And we certainly don't need to attempt any more use of such Illuminate tech since you barely know what it does. Also, I think Automaton should have equal rights.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the media literacy is off the charts!

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so what exactly are these bots and why are we waging war?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The automaton are super mysterious but are obviously an offshoot of the cyborgs from 100 years ago. They decided to start attacking when they noticed Super Earth lost control of the Terminids. Probably serves a group of cyborgs that fled the galaxy before Cyberstan fell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so what exactly are these bots and why are we waging war?
      They hate democracy, that's why.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can they unfrick the railgun now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doubt. I don't think they have any idea how to balance stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with the railgun?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's just mad his "kill everything while also using a shield backpack" button was taken away from him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what's wrong with the railgun?

          It is pretty shit now. It does nothing to set it apart really. The AMR is just better 99% of the time.
          A little upturning would be good, no one runs it much at all now.
          And while not taking up backpack is "good"
          It's kind of overrated because that's two slots dediced to your gear instead of having a third big dick destructive strategem, so even that is a tradeoff that needs to be justified, and rail cannon as hell fails to justify it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            idk man it still oneshots hulks if you don't suck

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >oneshots
              Record a webm of yourself oneshotting a hulk with any weapon RIGHT NOW before I add you to the list of terminid casualties.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Both the Railgun and the Quasar/EAT/RR can one-shot hulks. It's just easier with the RG due to how the sway and tracking works.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its true, the hit detection is just a huge pain in the ass where even if the entire eye is covered by the hit decal it doesnt count unless the centre pixel of the projectile touches to centre pixel of the eye.

                You think im joking.

                Of course this would be easier to test and understand if the game had healthbars or hit numbers of some kind.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >idk man it still oneshots hulks if you don't suck
              I don't recall at this point it's exacts, but it's still slower than the amr or autocannon, and less flexible. So why bother? It's not that the gun can't do literally anything, it's just needless complication for no gain.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Idk, railgun feels just about as slow as the quasar when you take reloading into account. And you have finite ammo and the chance to blow yourself up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can kill six or seven hulks with the RG in the time it takes to shoot the QC and let it cool down.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the railgun is slower now but the old railgun didnt need to be on unsafe mode to oneshot a hulks eye

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, and? That's not exactly the selling point you think it is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He has the quasar though, and that thing is ten times stronger than the railgun ever was.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            10x? thats an exaggeration
            the only the quasar does that the old railgun didnt is shoot down drop ships (which mostly does nothing anyways)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Considering its infinite ammo, heavy armor piercing, explosive, and oneshots the majority of enemies, yeah its significantly stronger than the railgun at its peak.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                infinite ammo doesn't really matter if you use the 20 shots wisely and call down ammo every three minutes.
                another thing the railgun was really good for was medium enemies
                one shotting a wave of devastators one after another was worth doing because you could always get more ammo
                the quasar cooldown limits this and forces you to use a scorcher or sickle to make up the difference

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what is Quasar
          >what is Arc Thrower

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >quasar
            the cooldown is the difference maker. railgun could kill two chargers in the time is takes the quasar to kill one, same goes for hulks
            >arc thrower
            have to get close

            Who the frick runs shield with railgun when it was only ever good on bugs and rover is right there if you're not using jump or autocannon?
            No, I'm asking because quasar blows it out the water at heavies which is why people ran it in the first place and guess what ALSO doesn't take up a backpack slot? moron. Do you also love how assault rifles are subpar at being primaries?

            read above
            the assault rifles are perfectly fine if you aren't a shitter (unlikely)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the assault rifles are perfectly fine if you aren't a shitter (unlikely)
              Horde shooter, can't miss a single shoot.

              moron detected.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >misses
                shitter detected

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who the frick runs shield with railgun when it was only ever good on bugs and rover is right there if you're not using jump or autocannon?
          No, I'm asking because quasar blows it out the water at heavies which is why people ran it in the first place and guess what ALSO doesn't take up a backpack slot? moron. Do you also love how assault rifles are subpar at being primaries?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I find the railgun better at dealing with massed devastators and hulks than the AMR. Yeah, the AMR performs better in theory, but in practice you're not going to get those one-shot headshots on Devastators or two-shot headshots on Hulks 100% of the time if they're moving.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he might be mad but the gun has functionally disappeared form all lobbies forever, im dead serious no one uses it on difficulty 7 and onwards

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are my fricking medals joel!?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is anything new broken with this "patch"? They seem to break two things for every one thing they "fix".

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda messed up most people here are more concerned about a fictional war against robots than the actual war in ukraine and israel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their fight doesn't concern me though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't give a shit
      both those places can be turned to glass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Losing Ukraine means losing a valuable source of nitrogen.
        Losing Israel means losing a valuable source of middle eastern butthurt.
        One is certainly more important than the other, so keep to just glassing one, okay?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Still don't care.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Losing Ukraine means losing a valuable source of nitrogen.
          We're not losing shit, the Ruskies will still sell it to us at a good price. We do not live in the 1800s Everybody wants to sell you their wares at a reasonable price, the problem is the israelites want to be the ones selling you everything at whatever monopoly price they decide they can rip you off at.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. Now pay attention more closely to what I've said.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth bringing 2 eagle strikes? it feels abit clunky compared to just bringing a single one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is a big more clunky but end of the day it's more eagle in a shorter period of time when you want it.
      I've been running eagle + 500kg, it just works. Just make sure to actually be spamming your airstrikes, otherwise you don't get the benefits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 eagles strikes and amr

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can they unfrick the spear now?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im CONVINCED the bile titan has a secret weak spot on the tail that kills it faster than shooting the head. Ive blown its tail off more times faster than shooting the head.

    Im level 102 if it helps.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean the sack?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No the actual armored tail, ive seen it blasted entirely off a ton now, and to me it seems faster than hitting the head

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The bile titan only does its bile attack while the back tail part is intact. Changes to weakspot DR reduced resistance of that part to explosives, so that damage type will appear more effective while also being easier to hit. I think they start to bleed health too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I typically land a orbital railcannon strike on it's back and go ham underneath it on it's tail with a HMG it goes down pretty quick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Orbital Railcannon
        I don't get why people bring this to bugs. Can't one-shot titans like the 500kg/Precision Strike and has a much longer cooldown to boot.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It has almost 100% accuracy compared to the bombs, esp when the annoying deployment delay debuff is up.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't understand how to make 500kgs or Precision Strikes reliably hit bile titans, I don't know what to tell you. A single-target stratagem with a four minute cooldown that doesn't reliably kill a bile titan is something I can't justify bringing to bug missions.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The best way to land 500kgs is simple:

              They (usually) have a 3 second call-down

              I just aim them 3 seconds in front of where they will be

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Throw it ahead of a moving titan or dance around the titan's feet to keep him in place for a little bit, yes. It's all very simple, which is why the Orbital Railcannon is unjustifiable.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Look at me leading the vile Titans with my super future seeing skills
              >Bile Titans changes target and fricks off to another direction
              >Shockedpikachu
              Sometimes reliability is worth it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reliability is never worth it. Never.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you seem to be relying on that idea a lot

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >run up to the bile titan
                >throw a precision strike at his feet
                >he does his little melee dance for five seconds
                >precision strike lands and he dies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Precision strike misses the hitbox despite landing on it and he pukes at you again*

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like a you problem. Works on my machine every time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Throw it ahead of a moving titan or dance around the titan's feet to keep him in place for a little bit, yes. It's all very simple, which is why the Orbital Railcannon is unjustifiable.

                Also this is a huge assumption that the bile titan isn't swarming with other bugs or doesn't have a buddy bile titan.
                Rail cannon just werks no matter what's going on. Even if it doesn't one tap it, you'll be able to finish it off easily and safely.

                You realize that if you have multiple bile titans, you can get them to kill each-other with bile vomit? They're actually super vulnerable to it.

                You can. Sometimes you have the luxury, sometimes you don't. Having more tools to just solve it is great in case current conditions are limiting.
                I also mean bots as well, not just bugs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The best way to land 500kgs is simple:

              They (usually) have a 3 second call-down

              I just aim them 3 seconds in front of where they will be

              >Look at me leading the vile Titans with my super future seeing skills
              >Bile Titans changes target and fricks off to another direction
              >Shockedpikachu
              Sometimes reliability is worth it.

              Throw down an EMS orbital or toss a stun grenade.

              OH WAIT. NEVERMIND

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I bring 500kg AND rail cannon for most missions. Sometimes, you just need an "oh shit" button or you got multiple heavies that need to get fricked up, so why choose?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You realize that if you have multiple bile titans, you can get them to kill each-other with bile vomit? They're actually super vulnerable to it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It has a chance depending on the angle to headshot a titan, otherwise it's for chargers if your team is too moronic to bring a weapon to take them down.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What primary on bugs? I don't have SCs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Breaker is still a good general-purpose tool against bugs, so long as you aim for the legs on medium armor targets.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aim for the legs
        I would REALLY like an in-game Helldiver Training Manual that records actually useful information like this or how to kill heavies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like that we don't have a manual, but I think a bestiary that unlocks more information as you get more kills would be great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      breaker, always has been

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Punisher

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people post lobbies? I'm scared of randoms more than board posters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ive joined a ton of Gankerers jobbies. Suprisingly they are usually pretty good (sometimes, rarely)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post it people will join
      back when the servers werent working correctly it was one of the only ways to get people to join your game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I live in Australia and I constantly get Canadians which are always nice.

      SEA/China can frick off tho you guys are often so incredibly selfish and terrible at this game its incredible.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you join a Helldivers 2 lobby without adding someone to your friends list?

        If I see any Asian names whatsoever besides Japanese, I keep my crosshairs near them at all times. The whole Asian mainland is a plague. I'm including Russia.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://steamcommunity.com/discussions/forum/1/1636418037475234838/

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very cool, thanks.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >two guys bring AMR to a bot blitz
    >take nade launcher and supply pack for the hell of it, with stun nades
    >neither of them can hit the broad side of a barn even with stuns and I end up getting more hulk kills than them with my nade launcher/devastator to the backs
    At least the game was kind enough to not drop any walkers and we won anyways, but the mission cemented the fact that grenade launchers need proper distance sights and not just a fricking generic red dot. At least offset it to the side so we can use it past 20 feet. It always takes me 2 or 3 shots to hit fabricator vents from any distance other than close range. And shooting through the open doors for some reason only seems to work half the time. Don't have any trouble with bug holes, but those are pretty generous anyways.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see a friend with 94 hours unlock the team reload
    Will they ever be less unwieldy?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slugger worth it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if the dominator is too sluggish you'd be better off just using the punisher and leaving armor for your support weapon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have the dominator.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          keep reading the comment then

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Arc Blitzer is still shit
    gee thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not great but it can hold its own against bugs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It never actually arcs properly for me, it either shoots into the fricking ground or focuses on a single target.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally how do you even fight them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're bile titans but without the head weak point, hit them with a 500 and pray.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would pony up for a gravity gun and some nice throwable bombs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assume the position.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You ignore them and go do the other objectives.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >japanese

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's chinese moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >japanese
        >brown

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >xD Japanese people are le white caucasoid

          this is what amerimutts actually believe lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >latent obsession peeks out
            Calm down, falseflagging brownie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hilariously, if you've actually gone outside and met a real person, a japanese person in real life is basically a shade of brown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit thats awesome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      500kg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this but with tripods, bass horns and ayylmaos
      god I can't wait for Illuminate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard that the door that opens underneath is their weak point, but I've just nailed the head with three quasar cannon shots and a couple of thermites to take them down. That, and using the eruptor to remove the guns on its head.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One or two heavy hits to their rear break it off and expose a radiator underneath just like the ones on tanks. Or get underneath them when they drop bots and blow up the inside.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the XP requirements for the next level linear after lv50? I've needed 8000 to get to the next level for a while now but I was expecting it to increase each time.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was really funny how people thought anything would happen when they wiped out a faction. Did no one play the first or what? Shitty game is an endless, meaningless grinder.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? Wiping a faction in the first game removed them until the war was over.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately, the war won't end until the servers are shut down.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair they're at least trying to tell a story with their very simple conquer mechanics. I expect people will see through it at around the year mark when they run out of ideas.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play on helldive
    >levels 40 to 50 joins.
    >It's just 3 literal dogs who follows you everywhere, incapable of doing anything on their own.
    >Mission just ends up being as slow as playing solo, but with the added difficulty of having 3 morons shooting every patrol around me.
    I'm starting to enjoy playing only solo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just kick them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still can't beat higher difficulty eradication missions solo. On most missions, it's more than doable with all the space you're given to extricate and avoid patrols. On eradication, you're forced to just get raped by endless heavies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You might as well just bring Laser, airstrike, 380mm and an Autocannon or something, and find a rock to land on.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOY DO I LOVE SHREDDER TANKS WHO TURN AROUND 5X FASTER THAN NORMAL TANKS SO FRICK YOU IF IT AGGROS YOU.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are also weaker than a regular tank, you can kill them from the front with the autocannon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shredder tanks should jam all Eagle airstikes. They look like AA tanks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they had less armor than regular tanks and also were distracted on occasion like the anti-eagle turrets I'd find it an interesting mechanic on diff8/9.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just shoot it's engines with the AC.
      no, not the turret, the vents on the backside of the chassis.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bring me the SISSYdivers NOW

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >throw ONE eagle airstrike at the start of the mission
    >eagle rearm somehow gets triggered and everything goes on fricking cooldown
    Shit game

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but that's ching chongiash, letald

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone uses the Quasar Cannon against bots, this shit fires once every few aeons, has a projectile so big and crosshairs so big, you wont be able to kill a single hulk with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably to kill fabricators and turrets, but I agree. AMR/Autocannon or Recoilless and/or EATS are all better options.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shitters like you that die a lot should just bring an EAT
      In the time it takes for you to fire both EATs and finger your ass for another minute i've fired at least 6 quasar shots

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Against bugs, yes, this is against bots, learn to read shitter.
        You know, the faction where the most dangerous enemies die in one to two AMR shots to the head.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick would you bring EATs against automatons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >queso memer
        >calling anybody a shitter

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I STILL HAVENT RECEIVED THE REWARDS FROM THE PREVIOUS MO WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS SHIT

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized that UMP45 wears helldiver colors. Honorary Helldiver tbh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats 9

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my life for super earth

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want urban automaton combat and Reich uniform to live out dead men walking fantasy

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Its another you failed to extract a bot mission because no one brought smokes and the LZ was overrun because someone called it while 3/4 people were trecking there

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Primaries should all go through medium and light armor by default and all support weapons should go through heavy armor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Primaries should all go through medium and light armor by default and all support weapons should go through heavy armor
      Agree, but having it so primaries have more bullets so you have to spam the trigger on the medium.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I think that'd be a good way to add a layer to the weapons.

        Pistols, SMGs and Shotguns should be light armor.

        Rifles should be medium armor.

        Also some upgrade paths, silencers for stealth, or muzzle breaks for reduced recoil as well as foregrips and stuff.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Me likes

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for this game to lose popularity and return to the devs initial expected player count, something more in line with what the original had. That way all the morons move on to the next game to be moronic about.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >every time a new update comes out this list just gets longer
    wtf joel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOO WE CAN'T JUST GET PEOPLE FROM OTHER TEAMS TO FIX BUGS, THE SAME PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO MEET VERY STRICT DEADLINES FOR NEW CONTENT HAVE TO DO IT BECAUSE...THEY JUST DO OK

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally get the 25% extra fire damage module
    >aw frickkkk yesss it's time to bbq some bugs in that 15 minutes tower defense type new mission
    >the fricking mission type is gone

    I fricking hate this game. Why the frick do these Black folk keep a new mission for only a week before gutting it? I didn't even want to use a flamethrower before because of the host glitch. I hope arrowhead goes bankrupt, fricking swedes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's on another planet you homosexual sperg.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why the FRICK is an entire mission type locked behind a single planet? I swear when they released it last week it was on all bug planets.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't fricking know. They're as autistic as you are moronic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In case you haven't noticed, they appear on planets that have a 24 hours defense order. They were basically on every planet during the bot invasion.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the mission type is a defense mission type which means it only happens on defense planets

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to keep an eye on where the destroyers are in close orbit when calling in airstrikes and orbitals

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chargers are becoming a major pain point for me during bug missions. Not sure what I could bring that could take them down, without everything going to shit while gunning for their ass. Do I just take along the railcannon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gunning for their ass
      doesn't actually work
      just quasar/EAT their face

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they fire the woke community manager?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pills now

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did servers go down just now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got disconnected.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I'm sorry, I think it's because I opened a cursed door the moment they went down

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know what weapon kills striders in three or less shots.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >always online

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every tuesday morons
    when will you learn

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    steam big gay I was about to extract with all rare samples

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Join lobby
    >Pick four random strategems and immediately choose localization confusion
    >Intentionally do not ready up so everyone else is forced to pick other boosters
    >Once they're readied up choose my actual strategems and a booster that isn't going to make the mission a fricking nightmare
    I will gatekeep the FRICK out of that booster. No one may take it in my lobbies.
    I will not let you make the game harder for no reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >localization confusion
      >make the game harder
      Explain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's an urban legend boogeyman that the booster makes more enemies spawn instead of less

        its the same like the lie that destroying outposts actually makes more enemies spawn instead of less

        if you actually play the game and use/do this, you will see it all works as intended

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's supposed to work by decreasing the patrol frequency by 10% while increasing the number of enemies per patrol, but it's currently bugged and does the opposite of that, increasing the frequency of patrols instead. It is cursed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's supposed to work by decreasing the patrol frequency by 10% while increasing the number of enemies per patrol, but it's currently bugged and does the opposite of that,
          Excuse me but where are the proofs?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there are none
            it's like that massive reddit thread that threw random numbers around and said they did "research" that destroying outposts and such increases enemies instead of decreasing and everyone believed it cause it looked "smart"
            but anyone who actually plays the fricking game can SEE that destroying outposts massively empties the map of enemies and reduces spawns from patrols and such

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My experience, if you try to blow something up next to fabricators they spawn endless robots. Blow the fabricators and there are less robots all over the place.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He watched too many dissident's propaganda films, of course there is no proofs

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The dissidents have a point, though, it makes no sense how the terminids are able to escape their farm planets by FTL unless Super Earth is transporting them itself...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Spores and eggs that either catch a ride on asteroids or are able to withstand reentry and propagate on new worlds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a schizo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was a meme booster at first too, but it does make a difference. It's most noticeable in eradication missions or after completing the main obj because usually it prevents the moronic game director from spawning a trillion heavy devastator patrols and throwing them your way, at least not immediately.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All it does is make it take longer for enemies to call in reinforcements after the first one.

        Each difficulty has a timer that starts after a bot drop/bug breech is called, shorter at higher levels. So instead of them calling another round of bot drops after 2 minutes, it'll now take 3 minutes or something before they can call in again.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the secret to efficiently killing factory striders?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the anti-tank mines kill them in 3 hits anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Efficiently? Get underneath it with an autocannon and shoot the open bay doors five times. Good luck doing that while everyone is dumping ordinance on it though.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
    MAINTENANCE DROPPED THE 3RD MISSION OF AN OPP WITH A REALLY GOOD GROUP FUUUUUUUUUUCK

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god i love using unreleased shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too dark can't see shit death captain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah its cool how it gets dark when you arent connected to the servers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah its cool how it gets dark when you arent connected to the servers

      Can I ask how? I've been wondering how people have been accessing the unreleased shit (besides swapping strategems and such), cursory searches don't reveal anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Datamining + Mods
        go to NexusMods

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't even realize there was a nexusmods page... thanks anon!

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You look like a half-baked Mandalorian cosplayer from Wish.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30 SC are gone out of my growing stash when I log in
    >drop into mission and disconnect before I even fully rise out of the pod
    >new armors in SP are both +2 perk dogshit
    >haven't even unlocked a second premium BP yet and the Eruptor has been nerfed
    Tiresome. So tiresome.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did they nerf the Eruptor already?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and the Eruptor has been nerfed
      No it hasn't.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Excuse me but where is the drip?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he went full shit stratagems loadout, 0 good ones

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The minefield gem if used offensively works wonders.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh man you guys just dont get it...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, I get that they're unreleased armors, but I am once again asking you to provide the drip.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are you telling me that you are unable to see this FAT drip right here??

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Finally, some good fricking food.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >oh man you guys just dont get it...
          No you fricking moron, it is you who do not get it, frick cosmetics and frick the armors, if I could I would remove the bloody cape. I do not care what the "guy" looks like other than having a nazi helmet. I care about both gameplay and gunplay and both are getting worse all the fricking time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if I could I would remove the bloody cape.

            what a god-awful opinion you have, utterly insipid. i think you meant to say the BLOODY FRICKING BENCHOD cape, ranjeesh

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >what a god-awful opinion you have, utterly insipid. i think you meant to say the BLOODY FRICKING BENCHOD cape, ranjeesh
              I STAND CORRECTED SIR AND I REEDEEM YOUR CORRECTION, WELL PLAYED SIR.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the nazi helmet is also yet unreleased thougheverbeit...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I feel like this is never coming out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nobody above the age of 14 wants it, no problem

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                literally everyone wants it, i keep getting friend requests and people wanting to suck my wiener or wanting me to mod their game whenever i wear it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm only concerned about the two jungle commando armors.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I want this helmet and a troony rainbow cape to come out then we can fight a kick war amongst ourselves.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Give it to us already frickinf Swedish failures of a developer house!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no fun andy over here guys
            bro plays as default dan unironically

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >andy
              have a nice day twitch homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice nerf armor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cobra Commander lookin ass.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at work on break. What stats does the Cadian Green armor in the shop have? Bonuses?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      30% less sway
      +2 nades
      >translation: it's dogshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let me guess Armor is 100(Less than default diver) Speed is 500 and Sta Recovery is 100?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More nades isn't shit.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally dropped the energy shield crutch
    >re-embraced the autocannon
    >it's still as versatile and powerful as ever
    Feels great

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boot game because somebody asked me to play
    >nearly have fun
    >extracting
    >steam servers go down, disconnect

    I fricking hate everything about this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its maintenance you dunce

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No shit. And Arrowhead decided to lean on a service that goes down at regular intervals in the middle of the damn day for their 24/7/365 live service game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's tuesday. Everybody knows shit on steam goes down on tuesday.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many any of you killed with 500kg at max? I still hating it for dull explosions with 1 to 5 casualties .Only 110 pods are worse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      500kg and Rocket pods are for taking out big targets

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How many rockets pods you need to kill a titan? 4 ?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i wouldnt use rocket pods against bugs alone, i would pair it with a launcher type weapon
          rocket pods against bots for tanks is fine though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate people who treat the 500kg as chaff clear. The mental stunting that causes them to think like this also drives them to throw it at 3 shitter bugs 10 meters away.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I fricking hate people who treat the 500kg as chaff clear.

        Maybe if it did more damage and had a bigger radius they'd treat it appropriately. 500 kg should be like the hellbomb.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >going by the originals' upgrades, Cluster Bomb is supposed to upgrade into having what amounts to the current 500kg effect of a very tight radius AT bomb in the center of the bomblet splash zone per the Vindicator Bunker Buster
          >Air Strike is supposed to upgrade into a full line of those same unupgraded 500kgs as Heavy Air Strike
          >the 500kg as our closest equivalent to the Shredder tac-nuke nerfed to the level of the final Cluster upgrade AT bomb, possibly by accident with the size of the visual effect versus the inconsistent radius, is destined to become an on-demand Hellbomb
          WHEN?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >WHEN?
            >looking at the way devs have been treating weapons currently
            Never, anon. Never.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bro, your datamined Mk 2 and 3 entries for all existing stratagems?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >WHEN?
            At this rate a 500kg will be less effective than a hand grenade.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Already typically is. Between the small hitbox, the inconsistent hitreg, and tendency for enemy pathing to be unpredictable, I have a hundred times the kills with my Contact grenades as I do with the 500KG in spite of having run them almost as frequently as eachother. It's just too clumsy, too ineffective, too unreliable, and a blast radius one tenth what its visual effect implies.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bugs keep spawning next to you for no reason
    nice "stealth" gameplay you have there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stealth
      homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stealth is the a farce beyond description in HDII.

      1) Enemies always know where you are, they just wait to see you before entering aggro.
      2) Enemies have magical imperceptible 'mechanics' to find you. (They just auto-home)
      3) There will regularly be patrols that will straight-line zip to you from across the map.
      4) These patrols will actually ignore terrain including walking straight up vertical cliffs, bypassing bottlenecks.
      5) If you're on something tall, they will magically congregate at the base of the tall thing for absolutely no reason.
      6) Enemies themselves make no sound, even 15 foot tall steel mechs, so you can be snuck up on by literal tanks.
      7) Enemies are not impeded in any way by environmental conditions, even whiteout snowstorms.
      8) How 'loud' your weapon is has less than nothing to do with how much sound it actually makes. Just guess. :^)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The worst offender you didn't mention is that you can try to stealth when calling extraction but the patrols the game spawns and sends your way will know your location anyway if they haven't found you within 90 seconds or so. Idk if they do this behavior if you run out the mission timer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They do that for most objectives. Try and get through a SEAF Artillery objective without the Coincidence Crew walking right up behind you within 30 seconds of hitting the terminal. I should try moving all the shells to the loading zone before activating the panel and see if that throws them off long enough to get it done.

          I've said it before and I'll say it again: HDII commits practically /every/ cardinal sin against stealth design. I honestly can't tell if it's incompetence or malevolence.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know what you mean, but the patrols sent to you on secondary objectives can still be avoided if you really want, but on extraction they will know where you are without ever running into you if enough time has passed.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Will they enter aggro state and start attacking, or will they just pool around whatever you're hiding on top of until you move?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                From my experience the patrol first just loiters on the extraction area, then they'll send out one guy who will 'coincidentally' walk near you, but not always. Sometimes this guy will be far away from where you're actually hiding. However, with stealth armor, it's still easy to avoid his detection regardless. Eventually the game gives up all pretense and the entire patrol will bumrush you as the game gives them your position.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I usually just lie prone on the absolute tallest thing my Jump Pack can reach, so I tend to end up with a horde of enemies having a picnic directly below me and trying to act like they don't already know where I am. There was one heinously tactless time I hid inside the ruins of an automaton base in a blind corner behind several environmental objects, and over time an entire standing audience of automatons built up within 4 feet of me, looking directly at me through all the obstacles. It was like that meme of the e-girl hiding under a desk from the terminator, but it was a dozen of them and they were just waiting to have permission to admit they knew where I was. I called the airstrike and went out like a martyr but it was so painfully obvious that stealth is fake at that point that I wish I'd gotten a recording of it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I understand they don't want to make stealth too powerful because it would trivialize higher difficulties, but they already pull all these cheap tricks to put you in these tense (albeit fun) scenarios if you're trying to stealth. Want to send 2 patrols my way? Want to spawn them along my path behind a mountain? Fine, but don't have them loiter an objective infinitely, walk right on top of the player without them 'knowing', or have them auto-aggro if it's extraction.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What I'm genuinely the angriest about is they have the fricking audacity to lie to your face that stealth is a supported playstyle. The very first armor you unlock is stealth armor. And then they get on Twitter or Discord and say shit like some enemies can 'smell' the player. It seriously reminds me of the time No Man's Sky claimed that multiplayer was unlikely because the universe was just too big, only for two people to find eachother in-game in two days and confirm that neither of them could see eachother in spite of standing in the same spot. Then the dev goes on social media and says "Wow I'm sooo blown away that you guys managed to do that! So cool!" as if the main issue isn't that they lied through their teeth about what players could or couldn't do with the product they purchased.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They do that for most objectives. Try and get through a SEAF Artillery objective without the Coincidence Crew walking right up behind you within 30 seconds of hitting the terminal. I should try moving all the shells to the loading zone before activating the panel and see if that throws them off long enough to get it done.
            That is how it works, there will be a small cohencedence patrol that might notice you or not if you're careful, but the moment you hit the terminal two columns will be dispatched about 25 meters from you along with the mandatory bot drops the moment they have line of sight on you. Never activate any terminal before you position your sentries or have the shells ready at the side of the SEAF loading mechanism.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm actively adding more to this list as I remember more and more horseshit.

        9) As anon mentioned, patrols spawn instantly around you when you try to do an objective or extract.
        10) Hellbomb hitbox is so dogshit that you can spend 5 minutes crawling up to place it 10 feet from a target and it won't kill anything. Why bother risking it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          also the enemies instantly aggro to you if a stratagem beacon lands near them, even if they don't have line of sight

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Another good one. Also, if an ally aggros an enemy, there's a solid chance the enemy with instantly snap to look at you instead, even if you're 90 degrees off to the side, prone, and doing nothing. So the only way to contribute while in stealth is to just be far the frick away from everyone and essentially playing single-player.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's because it counts as an attack even before the gem lands. I did notice though that if a patrol didn't spot you but got 'suspicious' and was scanning your direction, you could land a red stratagem on their feet and they wouldn't react.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is not always true
            I've thrown airstrikes and turrets right next to enemies before and stayed stealthed

            it's either
            >swedish coding
            >they have to have line of sight where it lands
            >both

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dont forget
          >enemies immediately target activated hellbombs, including gunships! even when they die!
          >hellbombs can be destroyed in this state despite requiring long call in and arming time defeating the entire purpose while making no logical sense
          >its the only way to destroy gunship factories, which often spawn 2 or more buildings together, but the hellbomb placed between often fails to destroy the second, while you get spammed with rockets.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've never had issues with the Hellbomb other than enemies targeting them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've set one off literally 5 feet away from an objective and not killed it. The hitreg is moronic beyond description.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              terrain somehow blocks the AOE or theres damage falloff thats exponential. Hellbombs are weird af

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literal skill issue. I can stealth missions just fine. You just can't do a perfect stealth/no trace MGSV style stealth.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's both impossible and a skill issue
          >everything is the case except that the devs are hacks, that's too far
          Actual drone.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Literal skill issue.
          I can speak 6 languages anon, if you can't is a skill issue.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Have to bring up something completely unrelated because you're too shit at video games
            lol
            lmao even

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>Have to bring up something completely unrelated because you're too shit at video games
              I've met morons like you during my life, the kind of smug ones who have no ability beyond cat reflexes and no life and skills outside video games.

              An adjustable level of difficulty should be there for 13 year old idiots like you who think they will never be 50 and have poor eyesight and reaction time due to age.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game started crashing non-stop again
    frick Sweden

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have enough super bucks to buy one battle pass. What one do I go for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sickle is best AR
      Dominator is best marksman rifle
      So, it's depends on your playstyle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people use other weapons than the sickle? everything else feels way too slow for when the horde picks up since breaker got nerfed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dominator is good at stunlocking most of robots and bugs. Flame shotgun is great if you're host. I had high hopes for crossbow but it's mediocre at best.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dont use any armor that doesnt have the +30% throwing distance
    Sucks being limited this way but its the price of the best QoL armor bonus

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are they going to remove the moronic armor rotation

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wut. How does this even work?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes them call down instantly instead of after a time. I don't know why they reworded it, it was a lot more clear before.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I might be moronic but I don't get the 100 second part. And I still have call down time despite owning the module

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe it's just halving? Game devs are never consistent with what 100% means.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't get home yet, are there new weapons/strats?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's new bugs. no i don't mean terminids.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shitter here, which strategem weapons can take out dropships & hulks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can one shot a drop ship if you hit the engines with a rocket launcher or whatever the quasar cannon is. Quasar cannon takes two frontal shots to take down a hulk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shitter here, which strategem weapons can take out dropships & hulks?
      What anon is hiding from you is that on dif 7+ you can have 4, 5 and even 6 hulks sent at you. Good luck finding a strategy anon.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rate my loadout for bots
    >sickle
    >emergency mac10
    >impact grenades
    >autocannon
    >airstrike
    >orbital railcannon
    >orbital laser

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Replace railcannon with 110 rockets, they'll one shot tanks, towers (if Eagle-1 feels like it) and you get 3 uses

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rockets feel too unreliable and how are they on hulks?

        I'm all for 500kg, rockets and airstrikes because eagle goodness

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rockets are very reliable against tanks. Not towers, though, and basically useless against hulks. If you have trouble with hulks, stun grenades are great and allow you to line up easy headshots with the autocannon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cookie cutter but effective though I don't know what's up with rail cannon being there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I use railcannon as a select fire delete button on hulks or greater that my team aren't handling

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stealth is supposed to be more of a positioning tool or 'avoid fights you don't want to take' tool. You're not meant to be a full on ghost, you're supposed to use your stealth to get into a good position and kill the most dangerous ones and prevent reinforcements, get your objective done and leave.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >positioning
      yeah, positioning a hellbomb right next to the objective

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't matter, hitbox broken. please try again this time with 5 gunships shooting you

        please understand, small audience, not much money. can't pay for bugtest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I'm a believer in allowing a player to 100% stealth if the game offers stealth mechanics. I already position myself before every firefight against bots anyway, and I know that running away/avoidance is a free action too.

      Unrelated but I would really like a capeless option for our divers. Yeah yeah, I know, the capes are awesome and drippy but sometimes I'd like a more professional look ya know? Also I need an unobstructed view of my leandiver.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the constant winds aren't blowing your cape off to the side?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you'll come to appreciate stealth more once you break out of difficulty 5

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're still going to have to fight enemies at some point and Stealth is only good for getting to point A to B without being accosted.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then stealth is great since 90% of all enemies are from lone bots from random patrols managing to call dropships

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which warbond to get first out of the three?

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am ready for cyberstan

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to any Helldivers 2 community
    >Remember SOLDIER it's UNDEMOCRATIC to be TRANSPHOBIC and we support ALL SOLDIERS here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't bother with steam forums it's full of trannies and anti woke posters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Reddit and Discord

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I take IMMENSE joy in joining random people's lobbies, waiting until extract, and once everyone is sitting in the pelican - I pull out my Senator and proceed to shoot each of them in the head as they sit there, unable to do anything except helplessly watch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still waiting for the webms, chuddie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this
        post them already you coward
        show the chat too i want to read the seethe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this
        post them already you coward
        show the chat too i want to read the seethe

        >waiting until extract, and once everyone is sitting in the pelican
        Wait what? is that even possible?

        Wait for my webm in the next thread, I'll post it around 2 hours from now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >waiting until extract, and once everyone is sitting in the pelican
      Wait what? is that even possible?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do this to shitters who take my gear upon drop/death without a word, or if someone carelessly throws stratagems and gets like 4+ accidentals. I just spend a bit of time "guarding" the drop by shooting enemies and once all of them are on board I kill the offender. I also do not pick up their samples because shitters will have a harder time getting them than me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I do this to shitters who take my gear upon drop/death without a word
          I might be lucky, but I've never encountered inconsiderate people, all randos I've played with tried to do their best and were pretty polite, many gave me weapons I hadn't unlocked at the time even without asking.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Despite how it sounds I only did it twice. Quickly kill the offender then get on board immediately so host doesn't have time to kick. If I'm the host I give a shitter 1 warning. However by far the majority of games don't have malicious actors, unless you count moronic teammates, but they gotta learn somehow. The only time I kick morons is if someone joins a bot helldive extract (hard version) and they want to bring moronic shit like precision strike and spear. Play how you want in any other fricking mission but don't join bot extract with that ghetto loadout.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, i order my friend to do it sometimes to shitty randoms and laugh my ass off everytime because of how moronic the ragdoll looks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genuine toddler behaviour just to deny the team 100XP

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why haven't I gotten my medals for the major order

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trolled

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FACTORY STRIDERS ARE HUGE JESUS CHRIST

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think there's some kind of lag situation on syncing bot fabricator doors being open or not. I fired 3 Quasar shots into their open state and nothing happened, then my brother (who was hosting) fired a Quasar in once and killed it as normal. I've also seen times the door appears to be permanently stuck open from a long distance, but firing into it does nothing.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I just killed a dropship by standing under it and throwing a contact grenade straight up. Is that even possible or did something else hit it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      contact grenades absolutely frick, you can two tap tanks with em.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I've just never seen anything smaller than the Quasar take out a dropship. They're pretty heavily armored.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"D2 why are you bringing the sniper rifle and not the autocannon?"
    >"You can 2 tap hulks in the eyes"
    >"Yeah but it can't destroy bot factories, switch to the AC right now or I will have to kick you"

    WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH AMERICANS? This kind of homosexualry only happen during prime US hours, no russkies or chinks ever done this to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Using the AMR
      Deserved to be kicked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >joiner
      >europoor
      >sympathetic to the russians and chinese
      yeah, that's a kick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pics or didnt happen
      ive never ever had a single soul in this game comment on what i bring
      the most ive had someone try to direct me on what is just have people ping the map for where to drop

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game was stable for over a week
    >New patch arrives
    >Game just crashes to desktop at some point each mission
    Frick this fricking game

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we need the camera from content warning in helldivers as a support weapon

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So who's hosting a room next thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ACK

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