Helldivers 2

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Helldivers? More like LEL-divers
    fookin' REKT m8
    /thread

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new major order is just "kill bugs lol"
    >it's done several days before the deadline
    so was this just some massive miscalculation on the GM's part and we're just stuck twiddling our thumbs for the next 5 days or what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not the first time this has happened. Soon the treadmill runners will log off for a week leaving only the people playing for fun until the next patch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not the first time this has happened
        I am still mad the TSC missions were only available for 3 or 4 days in the middle of a week, one time. They were cool and now they are seemingly gone forever. They weren't even available for the full amount of time they said they would be because the playerbase rushed the MO they were a part of.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not our fault they decided to go with the plotline that the TCS was a perfect bug killer that doesn't actually work and instead makes it worse, they could've easly just said mission acomplished and go about our merry way doing them again and again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was a bug, the total kills after every mission were multiplied by 4.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even multiplied by 4, it would have taken us much longer than this. The total kill counter on the galaxy map barely moved. 500 million kills would have been a pretty noticeable difference.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was counting one kill as each of the players in the lobby doing it individually, basically multiplying the end result more than what should be counted. I don't think you need a non-completed major order to be active in order to play the game last I checked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so was this just some massive miscalculation on the GM's part
      Yes. Even without the bug, the order would have been quick. The bug multiplied overall progress by a factor of 3 on average, so even if we assume there hadn't been that bug, the order would still only have lasted a bit over a day, instead of the six days they gave us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the bug kill count goal should´ve had another 0 and we would still make it in time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly man let's just see what happens. even if they didnt predict it they can still weave the story on and i doubt they'll leave the whole weekend empty. we refilled our e-710 supply ahead of schedule, now what?

      also
      >joined a friend
      >theyre new, playing diff5 with 2 other randos
      >struggling with packs of 3 scavengers and a warrior
      >one gets left behind while running to extract
      >support him from afar, watch him struggle with a couple hive guards
      it was cute honestly. what a pleasant break from the ass raping of higher diffs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        assisting struggling teammates with long-distance AC shots is my favorite thing in the game

        let us create our own emblems

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love it. I do that with the AMR too. There's something really cool about being a guardian angel like that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would be against the lore for Super Earth to allow any form of individuality or emblems unrelated to Super Earth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trust the plan they'll reveal bugzilla before the end of the order

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're just buying time until the black hole story event is ready/the last faction is done and can be put on the map, then the game will be pretty much put in story looping maintenance mode until they figure out whatever else they want to do.
      But by the leaks they haven't gotten much farther than that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Black hole event is ready
        >Trusting social media posting instead of checking the leaks themselves
        Frick off you stupid streamer-loving shitter. You act like you know how shit because you value being heard/seen over knowing your shit.

        There's 4 different scenarios in progress for implementing Illuminates, not just pre-dedicated course like your streamers tell you. The "we win against bots AND bugs" is simply the most likely and thus with most pre-created content. What the streamers dont tell you is there's three more options (since they have less premade content ie worse stream content quality).

        If you bothered to look at the leaks instead of parroting other people's clickbait-for-ad-revenue products brainlessly, you'd know there's 3 more options with assets: only bugs win, only bots win or both win. Black hole storyline is simply to push us back if we progress as expected (bots and bugs lose). The other routes have barely any contebt though, so your social media doesnt talk about it. Frick you for veing brainwashed social media megaphone. We dont want your click-for-views marketing topics here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          leakzoomers deserve the rope

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed. They are essentially unpaid marketing because they're stupid enough to think marketing doesnt affect them. Thats what I get for broswing Ganker.

            How do I taper off my autocannon crutch??? I want to reliably take down dropships and titans in single shots but whenever I try using the recoiless, railgun or quasar whatever, I get absolutely fricked
            I mess up railgun unsafe charges timing and it wrecks me, the recoiless feels like it's only being used just a few times, a drop ship always seems to spawn just as I shot something and by the time I've reloaded the recoiless, the damn thing shat out it's bots and left. The quasar takes so fricking to charge and I can never one shot hulks or titans with it but it downs all flying ships easy at least.

            After a few hours with any of these I have low kills, died a lot and haven't been a proper asset for objectives in general. I'm always crawling back to the autocannon I just love blowing fabricators so easy and on good days I take down hulks with 2 eye shots, but often I whiff badly and eat shit then I switch to recoiless or the other heavy hitters because I want to take hulks, ships and titans down a lot better, but it's the same damn story everytime. I know you have to shoot the titans mouth as it vomits but with the recoiless and railgun I frick it up every time.

            Should I just count my losses and just stick to my lane as an autocannon main, was it easy for you guys to click into the heavy guns?

            Stick with autocannon, or consider AT weapon + scorcher/eruptor. In my experience most run either very horde-clear or very anti-tank builds. You complement both perfectly, taking out Spewers, Devastators, spawn points and the like. AC benefits both and can deal with all enemy types somewhat effectively.

            However Scorcher/Eruptor are essentially AC-lites: a skilled player with Scorcher can quickly 2-tap devastators while leaving support slot open for anti-tank. They can also kill Striders and gunships. Eruptor is more AoE-friendly version with abysmal DPS.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy schizo, calm down. it's all on the (plainly obvious) assumption we aren't going to lose, so that's the way it's going to go. Things aren't as dynamic as you want to believe they are

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh theres other more specific leaks?
          Could we see them?
          Or are you just getting high and mighty over the devs "what if" scenarios that would still play out bc otherwise its a large swath of dev time lost.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was a massive miscalculation
      tried some backyard math to see how long it would take assuming around 160k divers fighting bugs
      and one diver killing 1k of them per hour
      it should have taken only 12.5 hours

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re still surprised from the player count probably

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They just took the current numbers (about 20 billion bugs killed in 60 days since the game released) and divided them by 10. Of course, they completely missed the fact that there had been a lot of bot orders in those sixty days, and the fact that people weren't playing for kills.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you saying that they couldn't have possibly killed 2 billion bugs in that time period? be very careful with how you apply that logic.
      (realistically though, they can't even correctly track how many kills each player gets in an individual game, all of the tracking metrics are fricked so who knows what happened)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i see nothing wrong with a freebie major order every now and again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new major order is just "kill bugs lol"
      >done in 24 hours
      Joel: defense missions
      Community:https://youtu.be/3zJC_1ul9CQ

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wake me up when Aliens appear

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the crashes have gotten much much worse since this last patch. thanks arrowhead. I'm lucky if I can play a full mission at all now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fr, crashes seem way worse since last patch.
      Game's been crashing my entire PC since launch. Pretty sure it's b/c AMD GPU. Any Nvidia users getting PC crashes?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get crashes too on my Intel/Nvidia box but it's entirely random. It used to happened more consistently when I had the game in fullscreen instead of borderless.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just the game crashing, or your whole PC crashing? My game crashes on occasion, but the game crashes my PC way too often

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bugs have increase spawn rates for this mo surely
    3 titans on my ass minimum at any given time
    making me consider taking the spear

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >melee kills
    think this is the first time I have ever seen anyone get any melee kills

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well my loadout is Dominator, Grenade Pistol, Quasar, so it's usually faster to just beat a fricker to death than wait a year for the Dominator reload.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >melee kills
        think this is the first time I have ever seen anyone get any melee kills

        ...
        Suddenly wondering about having a fricking cavalry saber or something as an option for the secondary/sidearm loadout slot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The devs said melee weapons weren't off the table but I doubt they have current plans for some nearby release.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HEY i make sure i get at least a few per mission

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have played entire level 8 missions with only melee kills

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use the eruptor and abuse the fact that reloading/meleeing/throwing nades doesn't slow down the fire rate.
      Also lets you slightly push a single hunter back so you can get a better aoe shot that doesn't hit yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just run up to a small guy and press “f”ajph

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Melee kills is just for gold whoring. Started getting 1-3 melee kills every map after this happened.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I regularly get at least a couple on bugs because if I time a melee right on a hunter I can bop them on the nose and cuck their bullshit autoaim leap. This shit can even stagger stalkers, it's great and has absolutely saved my life on multiple occasions.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >melee breaks your friend's bones
          >staggers stalkers
          just how powerful are our fists

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that accuracy
        KWAB

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seems like something m/kb players never use but on gamepad it's easy to do and incredibly useful despite bring really situational

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for liberty & afternoon liber-tea after flute practice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post your butt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it really a girl?

        • 2 weeks ago
          sage

          no chance
          >where do you think you are

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know this game isn't even that expensive but how soon do you think it will go on sale? And will people even still be playing by then?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sale
      15% at summer is my guess.
      >players by then?
      i mean, who cares really - but yes.
      i still play some coop games that only have 1000-2000 active players and it isn't hard to find games. This game is still hitting 250k on steam alone peaks or w/e on the weekends so it's more than fine lol

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New enemy faction when
    Super Earth/mars invasion when?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need to stop putting these stupid ass victory poses in. I haven't changed mine from the salute yet because they're all so stupid looking. Put a fricking wheel in when you hold the emote button and allow people to choose from all available. It's literally what makes games like Dark Souls/Fortnite so fun, being able to do dumb emotes after something epic. Nobody fricking cares about victory emotes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly let us fricking do the hellshaker after we kill the factory strider its all i want

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE EGG?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THIS GAME MADE ME HATE THE CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IF I SEE SQUIGGLY LINES IN THE NAMES OF MY SQUAD THEY ARE GETTING KICKED!!!!!!!!!

    BUG EYED MOTHERFRICKERS have a nice day RIGHT NOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you better be able to tell the difference between dense squiggly lines, angular squiggly lines, round squiggly lines, and circles & lines

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what did they do?

      you better be able to tell the difference between dense squiggly lines, angular squiggly lines, round squiggly lines, and circles & lines

      for me i hate asiatic lines
      chinks>asiatics
      i havent seen any nip lines

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese hands wrote this post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never seen a jap, koreans never say anything and are pretty unremarkable And out of the 5 or so chinks I have seen 2 were cheaters and the only Ive seen. Chinks have no soul and are more beasts than men.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THIS GAME MADE ME HATE THE Black folk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      IF I SEE STINK LINES IN THE NAMES OF MY SQUAD THEY ARE GETTING KICKED!!!!!!!!!

      POO SKIN MOTHERFRICKERS have a nice day RIGHT NOW

      WTF BASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chinese are fricking awful irl. Rude, entitled, aggressive, stubborn. Some countries like Thailand or Korea ban Chinese tourists from certain regions they’re so bad.

      They’re a race of sociopaths but not the cool Hollywood kind, the realistic kind. God help the world now that they’re in charge. You’ll miss the Americans soon enough

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >now that they’re in charge
        You can just tell when a homie listen to too much podcasts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, a Chinese made me lose $25k in real money, so I agree.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THIS GAME MADE ME HATE THE Black folk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IF I SEE STINK LINES IN THE NAMES OF MY SQUAD THEY ARE GETTING KICKED!!!!!!!!!

    POO SKIN MOTHERFRICKERS have a nice day RIGHT NOW

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love korean players they're so nice and friendly 🙂

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every day that passes that Helldivers isn’t on Xbox is killing this game, this game will die because they refuse to port it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it might be console exclusive because HD1 was on PC since 2015 or so
      >recently turned off crossplay
      >no consolegays makes things much better
      who knew?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t give a SHIT if Helldivers 1 and 2 are piss station intellectual property, this is a fricking Xbox coded game and they are killing this shit by not having it on Series S, PC gays will move onto the next visual novel FOTM soon, to ensure the survival of this game they need to port it to Gamepass…FRICKING NOW

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'm on PC and i have never played a VN and probably never will. i even had sony consoles too which had plenty of VNs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just play on PC. People won't get bored of this anytime soon especially since they have yet to introduce the Illuminates and are still hinting about new variants for bugs and bots.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's a consolewoman with brand loyalty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get over it. It's never gonna happen. Besides, xbox has Palword.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Xbox has Palworld
        Where do you think the game is gonna go once it enters full release? Yep, you guess it right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the matter, I thought you gays loved exclusives?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i dont think even snoys like exclusives at this point, man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would anyone want to make games for xbox when microsoft is actively trying to kill xbox by integrating it with windows

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate those acid spitting fat fricks so much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stand back

      we arc throwers take lead

      easy 2-shot with arc thrower

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >misfires because a corpse is blocking the legs of an otherwise exposed enemy
        >misfires because lol it just does
        i really want to like it but it's fricking ridiculous, im better served with the flametrower at this point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yup, gotta have a clear view of the target(s) and then they just start dying. flamethrower not bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I take grenade launcher/ac and eruptors every mission to delete those abnormally fast pieces of shit that have aimbot built into their spit

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just started playing this recently and I just love fighting Automatons. It's like I'm always in an action movie when I fight them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      such a great terminator 2 war-in-the-future vibe in bot encounters, specially with the climate and particle effects
      I would love to see millions of skulls on the ground at some sites to mimic that dreadful atmosphere

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Biweekly bug order's done diverboy
    Get back on the bot front

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im only playing once they add a trans or LGBT cape

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking hope they add it. i would start teamkilling for the first time

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Everything once again unlocked and capped
    Guess I will keep an eye out for MOs and complain about the lack of content again.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are „people“ aka commies ITT right NOW who don’t own any guns.
    How does that make you feel?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I live in a country where guns are not needed nor wanted, and no gun problems ever occur
      My father has all of my grandfather WW2 weapons though, so I get to fire them from time to time when I go visit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mutts don’t need guns either. nothing ever happens after all. but they are pretty and cool and fun. larp is the most important part of owning guns

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you live like in a Nazi moonbase or something?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I live in Monaco
          my father lives in Argentina, my grandfather escaped WW2 alongside other soldiers - they were received with good jobs and houses
          For example, my grandfather ended up being a manager at Phillips

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, that explains it. Biggest threat you're likely to face is some billionaire wanting to snort coke off your kid's buttcheeks and not taking no for an answer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People don’t hunt in your country?
        Reject big meat industry and their torture of animals, embrace hunting!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never meet anyone who hunts in monaco, its mostly rich fricks taking it super easy or being coked up idiots

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I live in a country where guns are not needed nor wanted, and no gun problems ever occur
        lmao just wait until someone disagreeable gets control of the police

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are more guns than people in america and they're still getting blacked out of existence, gun laws don't seem to do much without a population willing to use them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          again, I live in Monaco, nothing ever happens here nor will it anytime soon, rich people status quo goes a loooong way
          if it does I´ll just move to a better place

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if it does I´ll just move to a better place
            now that is spineless and pathetic
            I hope nothing good happens in your future

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why? I have so many nationalities I don´t identify with any of them; growing up I lived in 11 different countries, assisted to more schools than I can remember
              I don´t go against the current, I only live and work on places that make me happy - if I don´t like my context I don´t fight against it, I change it altogether for a better one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because that's really helping americans lmao
          I'd like to see you guys try and take on your police / national guard / army with your impromptu militia. Take down a predator drone with a de-powered hunting rifle.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you're saying they need to make predator drones legal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is the dumbest argument i've ever seen, you must live in an especially shitty third world country if your corrupt cops can have that much influence

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are fricking moronic, "corrupt" only means someone who doesn't abide by the laws and policies they uphold. A military police officer executing political dissidents isn't corrupt. If the laws and policies change to something unfavourable to you and as a result you get shafted it isn't because of "corruption".

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              shut the frick up you stupid Black person

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              shut the frick up you stupid Black person

              Both of you shut the frick up we are a family so ACT LIKE IT

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >American policeman hears acorn
          >AR15 ACTIVE SHOOTER IM HIT
          >unloads gun into cuffed suspect sitting in custody car, calls in backup who does the same
          And this is without "someone disagreeable"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      feels really bad
      aside from e-girl(bot)wives, gun ownership is the only other appeal of re-integrating into society if it was legal in my c**t

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what does old man hiccok think about the helldivers gun

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was a little upset with the slugger nerf, but mains the P2 in .45acp regardless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ring a ding ding baby

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone please explain heat?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bugshitter here. How the frick are you supposed to do bot eradication/civvy missions?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You shoot the robots in eradicate missions, you dodge operations that have the 15 minute evacuate civilians mission.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the civ evac mission is not hard, people are moronic. Bring smoke and/or EMS, focus on the buttons hard, when the base gets too spicy retreat and fight enemies in the outskirts for a few minutes, dump big dick orbitals into the base then send one player back in to press buttons.

      It requires you to play differently than the other missions which is why people get hung up when they bring the same loadout as they would for a run around the map and kill bases mission, or the same as an exterminate enemies mission.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spearbros, any tips on using this? It's not very optimal but it's very satisfying when you can actually lock on...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pray and hope it works.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only worthwhile advice i ever gotten was to hold the fire button all the time so it fires immediately and doesn't get the chance to un-lock, besides that it's a 50/50 on getting it to actually lock on to shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      High ground. If you ADS what you are aiming at has to fit in that screen without anything blocking it's shape, or the spear won't recognize it. That is also why you need to have a bit of distance to fire on your target.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worship of the Omnissiah is as likely to help as anything else at this point.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this worth picking up now a few months after release? i never bought it and was wondering if the playerbase was still good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sure, randos are decent enough, comunication isn't needed untill you reach the high dificulties and even then you can just use the text chat if you don't want to use voice chat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would wait 1-2 more month for more Warbongs, so you'll feel properly overwhelmed about all the shit you can do
      there's also still alot of bugs that they only touch weekly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        which one should you save up for first

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >add 3 premium warbonds before another free one
        that feels a bit annoying

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they're all free, i haven't paid shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's over bro, let it go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't pick it up until they add in all the stuff that they left out of the release, because they lied about the game actually being early access.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say the playerbase is better than it was at launch when people got frustrated over TK easily or would expect players to fall into the meta at the time. Had very few problems from my dives with randoms.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is the quaser cannon the only weapon out of like 3 to penetrate heavy armor?
    i want to use something else but due to the population of chargers i cant

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Recoilless Rifle and Expendable Anti-Tank penetrate heavy armor too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but those are cumbersome to use

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not using EATs as throw and forget weapons because the beacon sticks to enemies

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >join a game to do my personal order
    >some low level kid is in it
    >literally does not shut up for a single second, just constant talking
    >at some point he says "since I'm more informed about the situation I'm going to do <something>"
    >start thinking to myself I'm getting trolled
    >2 minutes later "host has left the game"

    At least I ended up finishing my personal order.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are you people hearing anything over voice comms at all? Every single mission I have played, without fail, regardless if I'm the host or not, has had all four players muted. We communicate through emotes, the gesture wheel, and text chat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you on console? On pc we just use PTT

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm on PC. I still have crossplay turned on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m level 48 and I’ve never seen a single person talk with their voice

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is shooting down dropships so detrimental
    it's counterintuitive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they seem to kill more enemies in the crash if your jacking your pickle while you do it

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I take IMMENSE joy in joining random people's lobbies, waiting until extract, and once everyone is sitting in the pelican - I pull out my Senator and proceed to shoot each of them in the head as they sit there, unable to do anything except helplessly watch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon pretends to be moronic to get attention like a woman pretending to be a bimbo
      >Gets no attention 🙁
      How sad. Have a (you), you must be starving!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The worst part is it's confirmed that loser is a Turk as well. Disgusting, actual browns in my Helldivers thread?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everything datamined and leaked ahead of time and who the frick genuinely thinks it's a good and enjoyable thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers do, get out of here old man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to save my SC and medals

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like the jump pack cooldown should be made shorter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or make the jump higher, it's pretty underwhelming

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    civillian evac mission wouldn't be so bad if we didn't have to wait two minutes for pelican to arrive

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE BUG HORDE GETTING BIGGER?!

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are hellbombs just programmed to always land with the terminal facing a cliff or a wall or what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hellbomb screen lands away from you when you throw the beacon. stop facing the cliff when you throw it

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Automaton missions are almost relaxing after fighting neverending waves of bugs and getting your ass licked every minute, sometimes so forcefully you are sent flying and explode into gibs after colliding with a rock.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Automatons at least let you fricking disengage, with bugs it's just constantly being hunted and puked on.
      I'm confident anyone who says that bugs are easier than bots is a shitter that doesn't play on 9.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amazing how things have changed

  35. 2 weeks ago
    when

    when

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never. It will reveal all helldivers are white while all the support staff are brown. Much like the bugs existence is a scheme to create oil, the helldivers themselves are a white genocide scheme.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        given the helldivers are the ones doing the actual work, that tracks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >helldivers are the ones doing the actual work
          Alright, no more stratagems for you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >speak truth
            >strategem stolen
            Woooooww

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    9 MORE MINUTES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      until...?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shop reset and new armors arrive.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What did you mean by this..

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Garbage sets again
            I want new armor sets please. I really hate this system.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              New armor passives. Current ones are either shit or boring.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The pilot is literally the best in the game tho?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude liberTEA lmao
    normies running every joke to the ground in record time is getting tiring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was never funny
      >normies
      Normalgay

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did my first diff 8 dive. HOW THE FRICK do you deal with this many bugs? I'm running a Sickle, maybe an Autocannon for the big ones, plus an orbital laser and an airstrike, and it doesn't seem nearly enough to thin out hordes fast enough to let us run and regroup. Then you're forced to fight them at objectives.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue. A host turned it up to 8 once when I had joined on another difficulty and I didn't even notice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know man, I've never encountered 3 Bile Titans and 6 Chargers with the usual crowd of endless hunters, stalkers, flying fricks, warriors, and spewers on the first breach.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At 8-9 if your squad isn't competent enough to kill off the enemy fast you fall into a reinforcement death-spiral where the only solution is to run away. Shit players fall into this trap and then stand their ground until they lose all lives. There are some situations where you just have to disengage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only solution is to run away
        maybe if you're shit, competent players can obliterate 10 bile titans in less than 30 seconds without ever stopping killing the small shitters that call in breaches

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Try reading my post again lil fella

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, have a nice day

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Should have paid more attention in school my man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Airstrikes and Guard dog backpack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      8 and 9 require you to actively disengage and to pick your fights as a team
      you cant kill them all, and you´re there to complete objectives and get the frick out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eagle air strike. Laser rover. Embrace it. Yes, the rover hungers for flesh. No, it does not care if it is human or bug. Feed it. The air strikes are infinite. Eagle-Chan also hungers for flesh. Give in. Impact grenades + bug crowd = fun times. Quasar the chargers, right in their stupid forehead. Win. Harvest E-710. Spread managed democracy. Take this lesson and alert the masses. You are now enlightened.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Counted 5 friendly fire incidents with my rover drone during one mission
        I dropped it and executed it before we left. Just to be sure.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >5 friendly fires in exchange for hundreds of bug deaths, protection from endless stagger, and a neat laser show
          A fair trade. Tell your friends to stay away from your enslaved robot. Of course it’s spiteful. I’ve seen the lil guy go on 30x kill streaks with me just walking around.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would I waste backpack+strat slot so I get to shoot less enemies?
            >mfw I have everything unlocked but will never buy teamkill&crutch dogs

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Making yourself de facto immune to being overwhelmed by scavengers and hunters immediately makes the Rover the best backpack in the game for bugs. Right now there is a guy asking how it's possible to not be swarmed while waiting for the quasar to charge.

              Tried bringing the quasar to a bug mission, how are you meant to sit still for the whole charge time while getting your balls tickled by every bug in a mile?

              . Answer? Rover. Stay ahead of your team, be aggressive, and NEVER stop moving, and the rover's friendly fire is minimized. Meanwhile, every time a bug breach forms, you get a free x50-x60 killstreak and close it by yourself while your team does the objective uncontested.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, makes sense but I wish the ballistic guard dog wasn't complete trash in comparison.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ballistic guard dog is better against bots than the laser one
                they both have different strengths

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they both have different strengths
                They both have the same strength, and that is to annoy the shit out of your team

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the ballistic one is less annoying since it has a lower tendency to dome your teammates

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Laser one never needs to stop firing, ballistic one needs constant naps and feeding from supply packs, if ballistic had infinite reloads but still needed to return for them like the first game I'd agree but as is it's a straight downgrade

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the strength of the ballistic isn't the ammo, it's the aimbot. It can headshot all devastators and insta kill them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the same aimbot, one just stops firing at random.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                probably, but for some reason the ballistic one can pop devastator heads faster than the laser one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ballistic guard dog is better against bots than the laser one
                Why?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                aimbot and headshot damage vs devastators

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also, bringing up rover TK is surefire sign of a skill issue
                >I'm gonna bring this very good backpack item that kills nearby players as a downside
                >Just DONT STAND NEAR FRIENDLIES
                Its a downside only if you're moronic. You cannot follow a simple "if A, then B" formula (If nearby, then teammates may die). This isnt an issue with weapon, its an issue with you.

                This is exactly same as saying "EAT is bad because it kills you (because you're a shitter who doesnt understand basic mechanics like friendly fire and shoot at enemy 0,01cm away from you)"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll try impact grenades, I seem to miscalc the cooking time sometimes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They also 1-hit bile spewers. Fun party trick in a tight spot!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tried bringing the quasar to a bug mission, how are you meant to sit still for the whole charge time while getting your balls tickled by every bug in a mile?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I use the jetpack for that.
          Spewers are still cancer tho but the Fire Breaker helps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If someone takes Localisation Confusion kick them/leave. Its bugged and causes more patrols to spawn. If nobody took it and you still struggled get good and learn to run and gun, and juke bug attacks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Its bugged and causes more patrols to spawn
        wait, what? is that really how it is?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go fast.
      Patrol spawns increase over time and with objectives cleared.
      So in the final 10 minutes with the objective complete, you get totally swamped and chain back to back breaches/drops.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I recommend the Incendiary Breaker over the Sickle against the bugs, you don't need precision, you need a frickoff wall of flaming shells covering a third of your screen.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    illumihomies when?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure it happened, but 2 billion?

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uninstalled two weeks ago and won't come back until they add another faction

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they make bile titans more tanky or something?
    I had a direct hit with a 500kg bomb onto one (It was hilarious) and it survived.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you have noticed it many times I would assume the 500kg bugged, because it's kind of a piece of shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just chalk it up to shitty Super Earth quality control

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the 500kg bugged
        That would be a problem, because the bug is supposed to get 500kg'd, but it also took like 5 (poorly aimed) quasar shots. Is that normal?
        I typically bomb them and then finish them off with a single quasar if they survive

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bomb hitbox probably shat itself and so you had to kill it with quasar rounds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did they make bile titans more tanky or something?
        I had a direct hit with a 500kg bomb onto one (It was hilarious) and it survived.

        I was dropped next to a 500kg bomb and it didn't even scratch me.
        The impact grenade has a bigger damn AOE

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that weird falling feeling when you're sleeping

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love my Stalwart. Simple as.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hits more shots than you'll ever take
      The most based Helldiver.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rookie numbers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A fellow stalwart enjoyer. That gun is great against the bugs. Kinda mid against the bots tho.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based BRRRR enjoyer. Pairs so well with the eruptor

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No button to activate offensive stratagems in your hand, holding the ball skyward as you sacrifice yourself for Super Earth

    Missed opportunity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd think with how much they claimed to like this artwork they would have implemented that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude bombing himself just because of a hunter.
      That is how irritating those frickers are

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flamer hulk puffs fire at me for a picosecond
    >instantly dead
    FUN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go prone. If you prone b4 it ignktes the flamer it will aim lower and kill you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same with bile spewers
      >dive out of the way
      >touches toe
      >die instantly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With bugs I am also annoyed that fricking EVERYTHING causes a slow, not just like 30% either, noooo it's more like 80%
        Even with a fricking jetpack its infuriating

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They buffed fire damage in general, also for some reason fire can headshot in this game, which makes no fricking sense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        brain boiled

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DOT bug fix when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a simple net code fix, the system that handles this was so poorly implemented they basically have to redesign it.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick shield Black folk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick mortar sentry homosexuals.

      nobody cares
      seek help

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Be nice to him or I will kick your fricking ass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you.. my mission.. complete.. all I ever needed.. was one person to show.... compassion.. goodbye...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dif 8

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick mortar sentry homosexuals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no the 5 common samples what will i do

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to predict the trajectory of stratagems? Sometimes Eagle attacks vertically, other times horizontally. The same can be said about airbursts and minigun barrages.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Airstrike, cluster and smoke are all horizontally from where you are to where you throw it, like a T, direction seems mostly random unless there's some other shit that can influence it
      Strafing runs and rocket pods are vertically, always starting from behind you from where you throw it
      Orbitals are influenced from where your super destroyer is, and its position is determined where you started the mission on, if you started it on the edge of the map the super destroyer will remain there for the rest of the mission

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear when it comes to the airstrike specifically it is usually horizontally perpendicular to where you throw it, but the strafing angle will change slightly to fit the situation to ensure maximum carnage.

      I have no actual evidence to back this up but I swear to get shit like picrel happens all the time for me. Eagle-chan is just that good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear when it comes to the airstrike specifically it is usually horizontally perpendicular to where you throw it, but the strafing angle will change slightly to fit the situation to ensure maximum carnage.

      I have no actual evidence to back this up but I swear to get shit like picrel happens all the time for me. Eagle-chan is just that good.

      Bombing runs (Airstrike and Cluster (I think smoke too but I never use it)) are always perpendicular to where you were looking where you throw it, Strafing run is always straight away from the direction you were looking.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I shit or are orbitals just kinda suck? The only one I find myself actually using is EMS sometimes. Eagle is just generally more reliable and isn't on a million year CD.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      orbital laser is great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they do suck, only exception is the laser, barrages and railcannon are ok sometimes but their eagle counterpart is better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're shit. Airburst is 10/10 chaff clear. Kills everything but Tanks, Hulks, Chargers, Bile Titans. Gas is bug hole plug supreme. Another 10/10.
      120mm is for small encampments, 340mm is for large ones. Use only for that. Laser is ultimate noob FUBAR recovery. Railcannon is supreme moron detection. Anyone using it is a complete moron. Precision Strike is 10/10 kills everything used by Real Chads. Gatling is for bug eradication missions. Combine with Airburst, Gas, and Airstrike to take out everything. Always be grabbing EATs thrown down by team. If team didn't bring EATs, leave team.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        excellent bait

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >See spore spewer/shrieker nest in the distance from 500 meters away
    >Fire my dominator at it repeatedly
    >It breaks
    Suck shit, bugs

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can an Arc Thrower finish off a titan that took ~2 EAT to the head

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. But the real question is if you should. And the answer is no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if a titan is standing after two EAT hits to the head then you didn't hit in the head, and it will take a long while to finish it with the arc trower

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I taper off my autocannon crutch??? I want to reliably take down dropships and titans in single shots but whenever I try using the recoiless, railgun or quasar whatever, I get absolutely fricked
    I mess up railgun unsafe charges timing and it wrecks me, the recoiless feels like it's only being used just a few times, a drop ship always seems to spawn just as I shot something and by the time I've reloaded the recoiless, the damn thing shat out it's bots and left. The quasar takes so fricking to charge and I can never one shot hulks or titans with it but it downs all flying ships easy at least.

    After a few hours with any of these I have low kills, died a lot and haven't been a proper asset for objectives in general. I'm always crawling back to the autocannon I just love blowing fabricators so easy and on good days I take down hulks with 2 eye shots, but often I whiff badly and eat shit then I switch to recoiless or the other heavy hitters because I want to take hulks, ships and titans down a lot better, but it's the same damn story everytime. I know you have to shoot the titans mouth as it vomits but with the recoiless and railgun I frick it up every time.

    Should I just count my losses and just stick to my lane as an autocannon main, was it easy for you guys to click into the heavy guns?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to reliably take down dropships and titans in single shots but whenever I try using the recoiless, railgun or quasar whatever, I get absolutely fricked

      I bring both Autocannon and the disposable anti tank.

      When you see a robot summong the dropship, you have enough time to summon down a disposable anti-tank rocket. One shot to the corner of one of those drop ship will down the entire ship from a disposable anti-tank rocket.
      A face shot from the anti-tank rocket will also down a charger.
      For the bile tanks, you gotta wait until they open their mouths and then you can one shot them with a anti-tank rocket.

      Those fricking anti-tank rockets are so good. Their cooldown to summon more is pretty short too. Don't underestimate them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >For the bile tanks, you gotta wait until they open their mouths and then you can one shot them with a anti-tank rocket.
        Note: it isn't enough to hit their mouths or their faces. You have to specifically aim the rocket down their throats. It's a very precise angle and it only works just before the titan starts spitting bile, not mid-stream or when the Titan is just walking around.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a very precise angle and it only works just before the titan starts spitting bile

          That's why I said you gotta wait until they open their mouths. They about to spit bile is the only time they open their mouths.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Railgun is utterly worthless now but he quasar exists.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm also trying to wean off the AC. I want to be a railgun main but I feel the need to at least take EAT as well and I end up feeling like a moron juggling weapons

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw it's going to be the stupid flavour on the month next month too and I can't spend any money on it because bills
    It's not fair but at least I got Fallout76 to keep me sane, somewhat.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing only bots since the new warbond came out until today.
    I love the Eruptor and it's very good against bots but I had NO IDEA how much it trivializes bugs.
    They're going to nerf our baby to the ground, aren't they?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if we keep quiet they'll only kill the reload cancel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >matador a charger while my quasar cools
      >shoot it in the butt with the eruptor as a frick you, it actually dies
      >do a triple take because I caught myself being surprised a shot to the glowing unarmoured spot did damage for once in this counterintuitive game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i've seen that happen a few times, i think what is really happening is the splash/shrapnel is hitting the legs when they lose their armor because of that one charger leg bug
        or youre just popping it's ass the eruptor is pretty decent at that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It just hit me that they put these "weak" points in when there's no situation where it's viable to use them to kill the enemies instead of bringing in something that can crack the front plates because they take like 1% damage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Let's give to obvious squishy weakpoint 90% resist to everything except explosives
        What were they even thinking?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wait what
          is that how it works

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. It is a "soft" part, which apparently, for the moronic Swedes, means it is immune to gunfire (and lasers for that matter).

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So we agree that the devs pretended to nerf the charger spawn rate, and did an undocumented change to put them back to what they were, right?

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it normal that the brood commanders can just make a squad of warriors rise out of the ground with no breach or animation?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes they can spawn warriors in groups of 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's shitty lag from the server or host.
      Like you moving around in some empty space with no enemies and suddenly they appear all around you for no reason.

      It's fricking LAG.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't used the autocannon yet but from what I'm reading, it basically does all the same shit as a grenade launcher. If true, is the slower reload and backpack slot worth it for having that same firepower at a longer distance?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The grenade launcher is an area of effect weapon. Fire it into swarms to rack up kills. The autocannon is a precision explosive weapon, the projectiles are practically hitscan and the explosion is much smaller. This means you can hit from much further away, especially against long-range targets like shrieker nests and spore spewers, and bot fabricators.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alright practically hitscan, I didn't know it was that much more accurate.
        Also I can't stop using the breaker. I know it's good, but I want to start using something longer range for bots as a primary instead of just using the AMR.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sickle, Dominator, Scorcher, and Eruptor are the primaries I mostly use against bots.
          Sickle has very low recoil and has an extremely high rate of fire. Very easy to take off devastator heads.
          Dominator will stagger on hit, very nice for ruining heavy devastators' days. The stagger makes headshotting harder, but the explosive damage and jet propulsion tends to cleave whatever it hits, it can bisect devastators and berserkers if you aim for the waist.
          Scorcher deals explosive area damage and can kill scout striders and shredder tanks from the front. Its shots are also very precise and it can stagger too, it just has a low magazine size.
          Eruptor is new and deals distance explosive damage. Can kill scout striders from the front, and can instantly kill devastators if you blast off a leg, or bisect them at the waist.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll probably try dominator then, I'm close to 1000 SC and I'll probably go for SV first.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dominator will stagger on hit, very nice for ruining heavy devastators' days.
            Dominator will also kill a devastator in one hit if it is a headshot and it can deal with tanks and hulks if you shoot them in the radiator. Dominator is a great weapon against bots. Aiming feels slightly off tho, have been aiming between the scope crosshair and the green dot for the most part and that seems to work.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you deserve it for playing in first person tbqh

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, it does making easier to get headshots with the slower weapons and when Joel throws devastators at you, you make headshot oil wienertails.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont think i have ever seen the liberator drone kill anything i haven't already shot to shit between it's reloads
    similarly i have never once seen the laser drone overheat and return to backpack for cooldown, even on hell/desert planets
    it seems like a total nobrainer to me which one to pick because the laser drone actually does work that i can see unlike the liberator drone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >similarly i have never once seen the laser drone overheat
      It has to be broken and actually have an infinite heat limit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's what im thinking because on higher difficulties its firing nonstop for literal minutes at a time if you slip up and even then it never overheats..

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New warbond when?

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6 days to complete MO
    >MO is to kill 2 billion bugs
    >completed in 12hrs
    Bros we managed to kill ~46,296 bugs per second for the MO. That’s insane to think about.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really closer to 12k/second since the order was bugged and was counting kills multiple times. Still pretty good tho.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh bugged kills

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh bugged kills

      animeBlack person is moronic, again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well, you are just a Black person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he thought I cared about defending the half-assed stats I took me 30secs to put into a calculator
        Anon is right, you are just a Black person

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for the flamennwerfer warbond

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me if the Alt+F4 supercredit farming method is still in the game ? It seems to not be working for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, Discordgays snitched and ruined it for everyone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What happens now? you have to extract to get the SC or does alt f4ing reset the seed?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Each SC pickup can only be obtained once per seed now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nope, after either the first or 3rd reset the game just stops counting the SC's you pick up for that map

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a navy seal warbond with current issue gear

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no Eagle Gas Strike
    unfortunately game is cringe

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how hard are they going to nerf the flamethrower now that they know it was shit because of a bug all along and not because there was something inherently wrong with it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would they nerf hulks?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game is fun. But I absolutely fricking loathe the larger community of this game. I hate the discourse surrounding the game. And I especially hate any and all trash "memes" that infest the discourse surrounding the game.
    But at least the game is fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you could've just said that you hate people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like you're fun at parties.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The redditors constantly bootlicking the devs is quite exhausting, especially since they bring it over here too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Redditor bootlicking is the single worst part holy shit.
        >fricking shrieking like petulant children the moment someone makes the lightest valid constructive criticisms of the game
        >active attempts at burying actual gamebreaking bugs or extreme balance issues as "no big deal"
        >overarching praise for the developers doing shit no differently or better than fricking AAA, let alone indie devs
        >frequently giving the devs asspats for fricking moronic decisions or statements

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, the worst shit is the crybaby meltdowns whenever they make balance adjustments. that said the slugger change lacked realistic justification. the original railgun/shield nerfs were good and both are still fine stratagems. the quasar is actually balanced but i hope they nerf it slightly just to make redditors mad.

          the game is not hard. at all. wasn't before they nerfed chargers for no reason other than tearful reddit babies too proud to admit they just aren't good enough at the game to win on high difficulty either. i play with 3 other 30-40 year old boomers, 2-3/4 of us are drunk most of the time we play and always doing stupid shit like splitting up across the map, one guy running around collecting super credits, one guy aggroing tons of unnecessary patrols and we still win 100% of the time. Sometimes we fail an extract but we've only actually lost about 3 times in hundreds of missions on difficulty 7-9.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is some balance adjustments are good, but most seem like they're just fiddling around with numbers for no reason while half the roster is still in the dumpster. There's a list of guns that currently have no place in the game and there's no reason to ever bring them and they haven't done shit about them for months.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Except nobody is using the Slugger or the Railgun anymore because the nerfs WERE too steep and there is no reason to use either weapon now you moronic ESL bootlicker. It's clear you don't play the game at all, why bother posting when you could instead rope yourself in an attic you dumb homosexual?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I use the railgun. It's great.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The railgun is actually still good against bots now. People just dont use it because they're fricking morons. Thats really the only reason

                Railgun can't kill anything after the nerf. If it takes more than one shot at full safe charge then it's useless.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >safe charge
                missing the point of the weapon, like using the stalwart on anything but max rpm

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >missing the point of good game design
                If the default mode for a weapon is intentionally useless then that's just intentionally bad game design.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >weapon requires advanced cranial abilities
                are you also one of those people that cannot deal with arcing projectiles because they don't land where your reticle is pointing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's still bad design. Good game design would have it so that a full charge in safe mode is good for taking out medium enemies like hunters and an overcharge in unsafe mode deals with heavy enemies like the charger. I'd argue that the Railgun was actually balanced and good before because the drawback to the safe mode power is the charge time and reload after every shot. Post nerf, you can only kill medium enemies with a full overcharge but a basic Liberator does the same job quicker and safer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Safe charge
                oh sorry i didn't know you had a vegana. carry on.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The railgun is actually still good against bots now. People just dont use it because they're fricking morons. Thats really the only reason

                Except the railgun is still good moron. Go back to deepthroating your autocannon and shut the frick up thanks

                The railgun's one and only use is taking out fricking Hulks and anything below, and even then its not that great at it. EATs, Autocannon, Recoilless, Quasar, AMR, and even the fricking LASER CANNON are all miles better at almost fricking everything when fighting bots.
                For frick's sake, it takes SIX unsafe shots to the thruster to take out a fricking gunship. SIX FRICKING SHOTS.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The railgun is actually still good against bots now. People just dont use it because they're fricking morons. Thats really the only reason

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did they secretly buff it? It was complete dogshit when I last tried it a few days ago

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Except the railgun is still good moron. Go back to deepthroating your autocannon and shut the frick up thanks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd use it too, but sadly it's unusable vs bots cause gunships

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Slugger is still one of the better of the poorgay options so I see it around, but yeah it's 90% Sickle's and Erupter's out there now. Only for $20+tip or 20+ hours grinding!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't know what the frick these people are talking about, the railgun gets completely outclassed by the AMR

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It does now after they for some reason dropped a 30% damage buff on AMR that noone was asking for and also released a new enemy type you'd think railgun would be good against but no. Swedes can't into balancing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a new enemy type you'd think railgun would be good against
                why would the railgun be good against either the gunship or the strider? both are vehicle sized units, not the target of an anti-elite precision rifle

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The railgun really should damage engines and vents, there’s no excuse for it not to now. AH could just revert the nerf entirely and railgun would still be outclassed by autocannon, AMR, quasar, EAT, and eruptor. Eruptor in particular does EVERYTHING prenerf railgun did but also fires faster, has more ammo, is a primary, has AoE, and can destroy fabricators. There’s just no excuse for the railgun being this underpowered.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >rollback nerf
                >why does unsafe mode exist?
                >why should I waste a backpack slot on Auto Cannon or Recoilless Rifle?
                >why waste time waiting for EATs?
                >why waste a primary slot on a shitty bolt action when railgun does the same job better?

                Did you even think about why the railgun was better prenerf before posting, moron?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People only brought the railgun because chargers used to be a fricking b***h, and because there was a bug that let you 1-2 shot bile titans. I also noticed you didn’t mention the quasar, which is once again superior to prenerf railgun in every way. You also clearly haven’t used the eruptor, which as I said is also superior to prenerf railgun in every way.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >different tools achieve the same result in different ways
                >one tool out outperforms everything by shooting fast with no drawbacks
                >should we make every tool have no drawbacks or make this tool actually cost something to achieve it's performance

                If you used the Railgun as a crutch prenerf than you don't deserve to be playing a co-op game. No one player should have that kind of firepower on demand without some weakness elsewhere. This whole "I need to one man army every single situation and basically ignore my teammates" mentality is not what Helldivers is about. If you think that's how weapons should be balanced then play a singleplayer game instead.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why would you use a weapon that does huge damage and has no travel time be good against a fast moving gunship with vulnerable unarmored engines

                Handheld rail guns aren't a thing in real life so we have no idea what their battlefield role is other than "shoot bullet at Mach 1 speed at target and hope it kills it" for reference.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i still use the slugger against bots

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chargers were never difficult, they were annoying because they were spammed so much that you had to dedicate most of your team's gear to anti-armor.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so you hate people b***hing about nerfs but you want AH to add more nerfs so people will do more of the thing you hate
            nice priorities
            frickin moron

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just picked this game up. I won't have a chance to play until later. But what are some good things to know before I start?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      change stratagem key binding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stay behind cover vs bots, always keep moving vs bugs.
      Challenge yourself to climb up the difficulty levels as you unlock better gear

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly fire is always on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rebind the stratagem binds to arrow keys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or just be a chad and bind it to your mouse and do everything in 0.5 seconds

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How does that work?
          Up/down to scroll and left/right to mouse buttons?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can bind mouse movement

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Like that and just use wasd.
              Or if youre truly gimp, just bind it all to your mouse

              Never even occurred to me
              I'll try stratagems on the mouse tonight

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like that and just use wasd.
            Or if youre truly gimp, just bind it all to your mouse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Expendable Anti Tank is very useful despite having such a low level requirement

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats the best use of super samples?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get the module that fully replenishes support packs with a single resupply. Running empty and then calling a resupply only to not get you to full in a team of 4 is suffering. Once they fix spear lock on it will be the best module.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it working yet?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it works if you jiggle the aiming reticule

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the upgrade that tightens up the orbital barrage spread is nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eagle expanded weapons bay and it's not even close
      having three air strikes and two bombs every three minutes is absurd

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SUPER HEAVY ARMOR WHEN?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >400 movement speed
      >You move at the speed of molasses
      >Everything can catch up to you, but can never kill you
      >Your preferred method of travel is by launching yourself from shroom pod explosions or physics glitches (you survive with only minor damage taken, no matter how high you fall from)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      add roller skates

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >with 1 teammate, down to 1 reinforcement
    >they die
    >I reinforce
    >they leave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pick up some random sample
      >Guy has a meltdown, murders two of us then rage quits
      Theres been a ton of homosexuals lately.
      Did the game have a sale or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >someone joins mid mission and picks up super samples another guy dropped
      >20s later he falls into a chasm, samples lost in the void
      >leaves

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    arrowhead where is the major order?

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finish mission
    >host kicks the two guys with samples
    >who are halfway across the map
    >for some reason doesn't kick me
    >extract
    >host in lobby has a mental breakdown because we didn't get the samples
    >I say "you did kick the two guys that got them all."
    >he kicks me
    My god this game is full of braindead shitters.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, this new major order is lazy as frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >defend 10 planets in 5 days
      >decay rate is at 5%
      These impossible orders are legitimately lazy as frick lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're out of new bug and bot enemies so it's just filler like this until the aliens show up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have we had any confirmation on when the ayyyys will be added?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They definitely scrambled to find something after we blew through the 2 billion bugs in half a day instead of needing a week. It's no coincidence this major order just happens to last the exact time the bug order would have.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why do people act like they didn't know that would happen?

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doing a level 9 eradicate bots mission
    >prepare eagle
    >get blasted by a cannon and drop the ball
    >the eagle strike kills some team member
    >types "why" in the chat
    WHY DO YOU THINK YOU STUPID Black person

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I HAVE 1000 SOCIAL CREDITS. DO I SPEND IT ON LATEST WARBOND OR THE WARBOND WITH STUN GRENADE?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IMO the Cutting Edge warbond is the best in the game. The blitzer and laser pistol are trash but sickle and plasma punisher are top tier, stun grenades as well.

      Warbond unlock order for new players should be:
      >cutting edge for the aforementioned weapons
      >democratic detonation for eruptor and g pistol
      >steeled veterans for funzies

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >login
    >collect medals from major order I didn't contribute to
    >logout
    >repeat daily
    It's fricking over for me

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the real chad move is to macro all stratagems to a streamdeck with icons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mouth-breather device

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do people only use grenades when they're desperate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ingrained desire to use them only for fabricators/bug holes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      default grenades are kinda shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue
        default frags are the best nade in the game till you get stuns
        >impacts
        lol LAMO even. trashcans use them to pop heavies because the rest of their loadout is garbage like drones/quasar/railcannon/500kg

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I use impacts mainly for quick kills on tanks and turrets, actually. They are pretty ideal for that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about? The stats on both are the exact same except you don't need to cook impacts. You're not missing the fabricator vents are you?

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    putting factor striders into every bot mission is funny as frick, the eradicate bots missions were starting to get too easy even at higher difficulties as a wall of mortars could basically hold them all back whereas factory striders just rape you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should have a medium pen weak point that isn't the stomach. Bot loadouts are just the same as bug ones now that you need to penetrate heavy armour more than anything else.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ragdolls you across the map with its weird long ass tongue
    >Does a sideways leap and turns an invisible that's actually totally visible
    What do you do Helldiver?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tongue it's ass back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >uses bubble shield
      What is this overgrown mosquito trying to do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eruptor his ass from a mile away

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing diff 2 with some level 4s for a nice walk in the park
    >throw down a mech to frick around
    >one of them airstrikes it killing the entire team thinking it's a hulk
    >we're fighting bugs on hellmire
    Play more difficulty 2

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drop me your best bug loadout

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quasar
      Laser rover
      2 eagles/orbitals of your preference (500 kg and laser for me)

      My squad all takes this and we clear diff 9 no problem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I go incendiary everything because fire is fun. Only works if you're the host though since burning damage is still bugged.
      - Incendiary breaker
      - grenade pistol(good in a pinch for med armor bugs, also for holes)
      - Flamethrower
      - Guard dog rover
      - napalm
      - incendiary mines

      Can't frick with bile titans though. Quasar over flamethrower makes charges and bile titans easier, but flamethrower is more fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im beginning to think dot bug is a PC problem, I quickplay randos with my breaker incendiary on PS5 and I see enemies dies to fire damage all the time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm on PC and can confirm fire breaker dot kills, I think its the exception tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JAR-5 or Scorcher
      Redeemer
      Stun

      Autocannon
      EAT-17
      EMS Mortar
      cluster bombs (orbital laser for bots)

      I call it the "Jack of all trade Master of none"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eruptor
      Redeemer
      Stalwart
      Stun grenades
      Laser dog
      500kg
      Orbital Airburst (could be something else, maybe Railcannon for extra Titan killing power since you already crowd control very well)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do this but its stalwart, shield, airburst, railcannon strike.
        Swapping airburst and railcannon for eagle airstrike and 500 is fun but easy to whiff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plasma Punisher/Scorcher/Jar-5
      Redeemer
      EAT/Quasar
      500kg (for shriekers/labs/etc)
      Airstrike/Railcannon/110mm Rockets
      Cluster Bomb/Orbital Airburst

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dominator
      Redeemer (sir)
      Quasar
      Laser Drone
      Airstrike
      500kg bomb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Breaker S&P
      >Grenade Pistol
      >stun nades
      >GL
      >Supply Pack
      >EMS Mortar
      >EAT

      So like basically everything dies before the next bug breach, bug holes get fuk, and I can stall chargers while I wait for more EATs the BTs would give me some trouble, but nah I'd win

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sickle
      Grenade Pistol
      Stun grenades
      Quasar
      Eagle Airstrike
      Orbital Railcannon
      Guard dog laser rover
      Medium armor with Democracy Protects

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eruptor
      Redemptor
      Stuns
      Stalwart
      500KG
      Airburst
      AC Sentry

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just started playing
    how do I fix this screentearing? and how do I get stronger weapons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is screentearing?
      You will get better support weapons as you level up and unlock the appropriate stratagems, and better primary/secondary weapons through the Warbonds in exchange for medals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >screentearing
      get a better rig
      >new weapons
      play the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People are becoming buttholes in these threads
      >Screentearing
      Try enabling/disabling VSync in your GPU software and the game
      >Better weapons
      The weapons in the default battlepass are perfectly viable. Just play missions and you'll get medals for unlocks fairly quickly
      Look out for personal orders, and caches on the map, for extra medals. You'll also get them passively as the community completes orders
      Saving up for good stratagems is a must for new players, but many will be level gated if you're just starting out
      Anyway have fun and don't listen to some of these bitter fricks

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No one wants to fight on Hellmire
    Yeah, let the bugs have that shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reported to the local democracy officer. all planets are super earth territory.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, the explosive crossbow is just.... a better punisher plasma. Like its splash can actually kill.
    Reloads slow as shit in comparison though.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I take perverse pleasure in bringing the supply backpack to refill my team mates when they need ammo

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AH nerfs railgun and shield pack because everyone was using it
    >fast forward ~2 months
    >everyone is using sickle, redeemer, impacts, quasar+shield pack or autocannon and the same 2 eagles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't use any of those. I also don't base weapon viability on youtuber tier lists.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quasar sucks. Things can kill you easily in-between charges. Auto Cannon uses up a backpack slot and has terrible recoil per shot so dealing with multiple targets is not viable unless there's two people tag teaming each with an auto. If a weapon performs well in Texas of at least two the devs will never nerf it since teamwork is paramount to their game design.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If a weapon performs well in Texas of at least two the devs will never nerf it since teamwork is paramount to their game design.
        You don't have to tell me twice, but during the Stone Age...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >performs well in Texas
          Howdy phoneposter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Quasar sucks
        The alternatives aren't better.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a metagay like you so my friends and can cover whatever weakness you "think" makes the alternatives not worth using.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The "weaknesses" are everything you listed. If you're complaining about the quasar, then you clearly can't cover anything.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Quasar IS superior
            >t. run the recoiless often for fun

            Having some startup time for the shots is the only problem it has but having infinite ammo and not having to reload at all is so good in diff 9 that it's not even a debate if it's the best option.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Quasar is basically the only thing in the game that should be nerfed, RR is very balanced and cool to use

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Quasar is basically the only thing you CAN use on Verify Ore Vein missions, which are bugged to shit and will mass-spawn heavies constantly, even when you aren't at the objective. At any time in my previous missions there were at least THREE Bile Titans chasing the team at once, and those tanky motherfrickers are not easy to put down. Even Factory Striders are easier to kill. The Quasar is the only thing that worked to keep running from them while having enough firepower to damage them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They got buck broken by the railgun nerf backlash. Bet after a year everything has been buffed to skies and they'll have to release difficulties up to 20 to compensate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >buck broken
        >no nerf rollbacks

        Keep saying that when they nerf vehicles down the line.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, I was expecting someone to retort by pointing at the slugger nerf. AH better hire better drones.

          Mark my words they'll be doing less and less nerfs and more massive and or unnecessary buffs in the future. Better to keep the cows happy than to keep the integrity of your game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The slugger nerf was moronic because they immediately buffed the dominator to fill the role, and then they released even stronger weapons anyway. You will see a slugger user once in a blue moon now. Buffing weapons overall is fine if they keep adding stronger enemies like the strider fab.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the three strongest primaries are in each of three separate warbonds
              hmmmmmm

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *paid warbonds

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >basic b***h Liberator is good all-arounder straight through diff 9
                >Punisher is a staggering brick wall against bugs
                >P-19 Redeemer is the working man's sidearm
                >Defender is only SMG lol
                >Breaker
                >Scorcher is a pure anti-bot solution
                all from the free warbond, all viable and valuable. we'll see if the 2 dmr's also become worthwhile, AH polled on discord and are looking into rebalancing them.
                stop trying to "hmmmm" your way into some sort of bazinga you fricking cretin
                go play the game and have fun moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Scorchers busted fire damage doesn't work otherwise I agree it's my favorite shotgun using dominator now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Redeemer is the only sidearm in the Free Warbond, and it's only call to fame is being a direct upgrade over the crappy starting sidearm
                >Scorcher is at the very end meaning you have to have already grinded some 1400+ medals to at last be allowed to use it, and it's only slightly less finicky then the Eruptor that only needs 1000 SC + 180 medals
                >Punisher is a weaker Dominator
                The only real thing is the Liberator at this point, or Defender if you insist on ballistic shield. Everything else being 'ok' is outshined by the paid warbons both being quicker to obtain and just overall better. None of this matters if you have 100+ hours into the game though, it only really accounts for new players and them feeling how trash so much of the basic warbond is while everyone else around them clears out entire bases on their own.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just tk the paypigs and take their shit if you're such a poorgay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you can't have fun with what you're given at the start then yearning for the stuff earned later down the line won't fix the issue.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the liberator is good

                I didn't need to read the rest of your post after this, but I will.

                I'm not really sure what your points are here, you can have a handful of mediocre and bad weapons and then a few actually good ones like the Breaker and Scorcher? The warbonds aren't much better since they're all the same, 1 or 2 good or okay items and then all trash.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >AH polled on discord
                Arrowhead also said that they will in no way ever base development or balancing priorities off of polls, they only made them for shits and giggles.
                The entire reason they nerfed the Slugger is because they think the DMRs are in a good place for some fricking reason.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lib is good
                frick off moron its absolute dogshit and the smg is a straight upgrade
                Slugger/SMG/scorcher/breaker from basic tree. Everything else is garbage at 9.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I sometimes see Destroyers blowing up when I'm hovering over a planet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're fighting back.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a fried egg on my Filipino adobe pork bowl
    I think the flips soak everything in sugar water they are disgusting and fat and so far the only culture to ruin pork that I've eaten

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh shit we messed up the week long major order?
    >let's just put defense missions up on every planet lol
    what the frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad there's no major orders right now. Now none of my friends can say "durr hurr we have to do this NOW" and instead we play whatever faction and mission type I want.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah well i can't play whichever mission type i want because i've got aids escort missions to do

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i've got aids escort missions to do

          It's one of the most common mission types. If that rustles your jimmies maybe take a few days break. I like every mission type on Helldive as long as it's bots with no gunships unless I can destroy the gunship spawners fast enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. they should have just said the ministry of the economy recalculated and we need 10x the number of bugs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or just go full 1984 and say we only killed part of the 200 billion order.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so I have a technical issue, I use a Bluetooth headset for all games, I have a usb adapter for Bluetooth connection. I have no game audio when I boot the game and it happens only with this game. So I have to use some other shitty wired headphones and it works then. There's nothing in the settings to change the output. Anyone had it too?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when my friend had audio issues with this game, he resolved it by going into windows device manager and ensuring either his headset was the system default, or that all other audio sources were disabled. worth a try i guess

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The game's just really fricky with a lot of hardware.
        I wanted to check how it'd play with a controller for shits n giggles.. For some reason the game fricking FORCE DISCONNECTS EVERY CONTROLLER I TRIED USING.

        Yeah it's a frick fest. I tried everything (I think) and game still doesn't want to play audio through bt device. Gotta wait for a patch I guess

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For all we know, it could be a GameGuard thing, believing that your headset/my controller is some form of cheating hardware/software.
          ...
          Frick it, I bet that's exactly what it is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game's just really fricky with a lot of hardware.
      I wanted to check how it'd play with a controller for shits n giggles.. For some reason the game fricking FORCE DISCONNECTS EVERY CONTROLLER I TRIED USING.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another MO that's literally impossible to win
    wow so much fun

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any weapon beside eruptor that benefits from the animation cancel?

    I’m thinking the arc shotgun could probably get rid of the between-shot delay and become viable

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had to leave a negative review. The literal bugs are too much.

    I'm typing this message right now because people on my team are physically incapable of respawning due to a reinforcement bug.
    Earlier a mission failed because we just couldn't extract, the extract marker didn't spawn.
    Another mission failed because the mining ore scanner thing spawned and then collapsed as if it was done, softlocking the mission.
    I see people get dropped and have to rejoin missions regularly in public games (where I'm not the host).
    People still get dropped, disconnected, or otherwise counted as failing a mission despite completing it. At least you get all the samples and exp even if you F4 / crash / are dropped
    These are just off the top of my head, at launch it was even worse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, not changing my review.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Works on my machine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't. You've had all these bugs and more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >100 hours played
      >Wrote a negative review back when the game would crash to desktop at the end of almost every extraction
      Not changing it even though it's fixed now. Frick 'em.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry you're not allowed to criticize this objectively broken game because it's made by le wholesome 100 breathtaking pro-consumer indie devs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >STOP HAVING FUN
        No, in fact I will now play several more hours without any issues and upgrade both my diver and my destroyer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody is saying that you fricking moron. Brownoids like you need to be pushed off a cliff for thinking you're witty for copying years-old Ganker responses and memes and treating it as gospel.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Objectively broken" is also a meme. Of the friends I know who play HD2 regularly not one has complained about the game being broken in the last month. Your claims are empty and you have no ability to support them other than insult people.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Objectively broken" is also a meme. Of the friends I know who play HD2 regularly not one has complained about the game being broken in the last month. Your claims are empty and you have no ability to support them other than insult people.

            The bugs in the game are plentiful and very annoying, but calling HD2 broken is dishonest. The devs DO need to focus their attention on fixing bugs before they worry about more content.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, the game is very much broken for people. It's broken and unfinished, which is worse than just being broken since the devs break MORE things every patch instead of fixing things.

              "Objectively broken" is also a meme. Of the friends I know who play HD2 regularly not one has complained about the game being broken in the last month. Your claims are empty and you have no ability to support them other than insult people.

              >scopes aren't lined up properly
              >this is not an example of something being objectively broken with no room for argumentation, the bullet does not go where the scope points
              I don't agree with that notion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the respawn bug is very annoying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically works on my macheen.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >every single operation has a shitty civilian evacuation mission
    AAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oil
      You're hiding bugs aren't you!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lingerie over the armor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bikini armor is a refined flavor.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of you ran into random hacked lobbies

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is stalwart gud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Against chaff? yes. Against something with a bit of armor? not so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you like to spray like a madman pair it with a supply pack and you will be golden

      just bring something like the slugger or the scorcher but meatier targets

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop game
    nu-fun mechanics
    nazi community

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Change voice language
    >Game no longer launches
    I hate Sweden so much

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is the hellbomb strategem so bouncy?

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    500kg ain't 500kg'ing no more
    Hulks and At-Ats are tanking em

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are they adding human-looking frog aliens to this game?

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in EDF, we have an egg-shaped ship in the sky too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking japs taking 7 lifetimes to release a goddamn game in english

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        order the international copy from playasia or buy it using a Singaporean burner account, the menu's are fully translated and it has english dub and subs. there's literally no reason it shouldn't be available (on PS5 at least) in the west since it has functionally been done since it's initial release date before the delay

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >emergency evacuation mission
    >time runs out
    >extract with samples
    >but the last civilian escapes after the mission ends
    >mission fai-
    >actually, mission complete
    The results show it as a successful mission but it also ended up counting as a failed campaign. Very nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I avoid evac missions almost always, they're boring and shitty.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >friend only plays solo diff 5 missions and cries anytime he's paired up with a competent team member
    >refuse to push difficulties out of game bushido
    "Yeah the games kind of lame and pretty easy"
    I love that guy but goddamn is he autistic sometimes
    Half sure he also dislikes it because of its PvE nature, whenever he talks about games its always in the context of skill mogging someone else and how they reacted to it
    Dr. Disrepect reminded me there are many vidya players who do it solely to compete with other humans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what better way to compete with other helldivers than to master level 9 drops

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the third armor on cutting edge is literally sexo with brawny

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Estanu

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my armor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thicc/10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anything not light
      into the trash it goes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      50% survival chance will save me more often than this 3 times over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid mags strapped to your gut for a gun we don't have or use/10
      Solid 10/10 brought down to an 8/10. For the fact that those magazines serve no purpose.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Encounter Shrieker nest trio on my way to extraction
    >I don't have any weapons that can damage them, so run up to call down a hellbomb
    >There's a path that leads directly to the center of all three
    >While arriving, teammates with Quasars snipe one from 400m away
    >While calling down the hellbomb they snipe the second one
    >While arming the hellbomb they snipe the third one
    >Hope the hellbomb at least takes some Shriekers with it
    >It doesn't
    Man. Why even have the cool setpiece to plant a hellbomb when you don't realistically ever need to be near these things? Makes me appreciate Gunship fabricators for being priority target pains in the ass.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Eruptor's pushback depends on the player's direction variable, not the origin of explosion. If you shoot dead bugs or whatever reacts to the physics to the side, you'll see them slide away from you instead of sliding away from the source.
    It's got explosion damage but the bullet physics of something like the Punisher.
    I guess this explains why making contact with the explosion radius pushes you forward. Very funny.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bot defense missions were kino and im angry they're gone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but they're still there?
      on that topic, frick bug defenses, that's just an unholy concentration of bile titans

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rate the haul

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      croissant/10

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