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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      surprised the roaches lap up their slop so readily. at least PC gamers have standards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This

      https://i.imgur.com/7IDUFpt.jpeg

      What happened?

      >What happened
      PC players =/= consolegays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      not handing my info to a company that leaks your credit card information every other week

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fact check: No, you don't have to add your credit card information on your Sony account and Sony can not access such information in your Steam account after linking.

        Rating: DD (dishonest disinformation)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Until Sony requires you to get PS+ to continue to play this game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like an actual thing to get mad about. How about we wait until it actually happens?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How about we don't, and still tell Sony to frick off with their unnecessary account linkage bullshit, you homosexual shill/corporate bootlicking Black person?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This doesn't really make you as clever as you think you are. Imagine depriving yourself of something you'd enjoy because of an imaginary scenario.

                Now if you were saying "the game sucks" or "frick sony" then I'd take you seriously.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >just accept it goy
                Shalom

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Im not saying that but you do you tranoid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not important goy just make the account
                >just buy ps plus
                >just eat the bugs
                >just live in the pod

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek you do realize the simplest solution to your Friday night conundrum is quite literally
                don't play it
                Right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >just let us scam you goy
                Nice try shill/gamingcirclejerk troony

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              "hey guise, I'm just gonna sit down at the top of this oiled incline and let's just see what happens"
              l m a o.
              sony has no ethics, as evidenced by the sheer balls they had to compromise millions of computers with rootkits they shipped on music cds without anybody's knowledge, which left people's computers even more vulnerable to further exploitation.
              they also like to stir up social drama and then catch trouble for it in response in the form of being hacked by extremist groups all over the world that take issue with their attitudes and practices, so sony's immature/childish stance in the market causes their customer's data to get breached, that's pure GENIUS!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. Plus they're also the biggest fricking Black personhomosexual SJWs right now with regards to the woke crap.
                I fully expect them to shove pride flag capes into the game come June.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i thought it already had pride cosmetics

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                half of infosec is keeping your fricking mouth shut as a company in any way that could catch the attention of hacking groups that have political/terrorist motivations.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If Sony ever requires PS+ to play this game I'll agree with you that it sucks. But loudly pissing your pants over a nothing burger like what is actually happening (not 30 year old CD drm, not made up PS+ on PC) does not make you a brave warrior. The only thing happening now is that you have to make a free Sony account and it takes like 2 minutes. You are not a victim. Cope.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too bad. Not playing your game anymore. Gonna review bomb. Gonna make sure I tell everyone online about Sony's security mismanagement.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The biggest victim of you being a fricking idiot wasting your time on fake gamer outrage will always be (You). Lost your money, lost access to a game you presumably like and lost your dignity getting caught up in a pointless, ineffective and frankly embarrassing movement.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gaslight, hyperbole, strawman, adhom

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                omelette du fomagge

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fake Iori poster didn't even post her ass. This is a shill and homosexual.
                Also EU and Aus law says full refund for making this change(but only after the change occurs, you can't pre-empt it)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony and Steam actually since Steam is the company that allows this shit in the first place.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tiktok shills left

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony came for their pound of flesh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Requirement that was there since beginning is being enforced by end of month. It's kind of like how in this low income district of a city, they didn't enforce parking laws stating you could park on the sidewalk. Then when they decided to start enforcing it with ample warnings, there was a massive chimpout.

      Steam users are such petty whiny babies, holy shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, this will blow over faster than Blizzard's Hong Kong incident.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good goy. Let them exploit you, frick you in the ass, take your house and data. At least you didn't cry. At least you're a man.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >haha you have to do a few clicks now, what a fricking sheep
          Keep fighting the good fight, buddy, I'm sure everyone will stop thinking you're a schizo someday.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon a product you PAID for is being made worse and you're celebrating it. There isn't a word for just how cucked you are

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Look up the term "making mountains out of molehills" and come back to me when you have some self-awareness.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look up the term "being fricked in the ass like a $2 prostitute"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He mad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I accept your concession.
                I accept your concession.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I accept your concession.
                I accept your concession.

                confession denied

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to your discord shilltroon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At least some form of resistance, any form, is better than staying silent, in order to let others know that you have the same sentiment towards the people who frick you in the ass as them. But if you think there's no such thing as gradual degeneracy then look a bit into the past and see where remaining passive led everyone. Then compare it to the world you envision yourself.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nice slippery slope fallacy, just proves how full of shit you are. Call me when something actually worthwhile happens and not something that takes a few clicks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >predicting that one thing might lead to another is a slippery slope fallacy
                If I buy a gun and aim it at your head it's a slippery slope fallacy to assume I might shoot you (according to your schizophrenic ass). Learn what fallacies are before you try to use them you toddler

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >IT'S NOT A SLIPPERY SLOPE FALLACY BECAUSE UHH....I SAY SO
                Provide proof of your prediction or shut up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Microtransactions

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look up the term "making mountains out of molehills" and come back to me when you have some self-awareness.

            I accept your concession.

            SO TRUE xister!
            I like to watch :3

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know steam sells your data too and they keep prices higher.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Whatabout whatabout WHATABOUT

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you're a complete idiot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >valve can exploit me but no one else!
          Steamcucks everyone

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Give [irrelevant company] your information, you give it to [company you actually use]
            Kindly tie a rope around your neck and connect it to the caboose of a moving train.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sony announces it got hacked every fricking year, it probably geets hacked every fricking month.

        Who the frick wants anything to do with Sony?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What benefits do I, as a PC user, get from having a PSN account?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What benefits do you get from having to download a Steam client to play all their games? The point is that it's a nothingburger, you're making mountains out of molehills.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What benefits do you get from having to download a Steam client to play all their games?
            Free online play
            Friends list
            Updates the moment they are released
            Easy store access and Steam Sales
            Steam Workshop support

            Again, what benefits do I get from making a PSN account for PC?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            as much as I hate steam you can make a good argument as to the features it offers actually helps the consumer

            PSN gets you jack and shit, every other platform is better and more secure. I don't remember Steam getting hacked every single fricking year

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Steam is the benefit. It's an intrusive DRM service but far less egregious than the rest. GoG doesn't have the same amount of games as Steam does in order to make it a viable alternative for me.

            I already have one account. I shouldn't need multiple accounts to play my games. Frick you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            steam is awesome, moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A fricking lot, you dipshit.
            Now answer the question.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you get the benefits of someone stealing your user data and spamming viral emails at you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sony/ps never sends me marketing emails and i want them for discounts and shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How would anyone be able to steal my Sony user data and why wouldn't they be ale to steal my steam user data?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >buy game
        >agree to EULA
        >devs literally change EULA after you already bought it
        >call them whiny babies when they're literally getting bait and switched

        I will kill every corporate shill, I swear.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >be steam bab
        >blissfully roll around in your own piss and shit like an animal when a company does something you don't like
        >it fricking works more often than not
        >access to epic GabeN memes
        >fond memories of riding the gaming revolution's spearhead.
        >morons calling you petty as tears stream down their face
        life is alright.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based steam users having the slightest bit of integrity and resilience

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hands you Worlds Biggest Goy award

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok Mr. Sonybro, you need to make a Microsoft account in order to play your game on your console, or a Nintendo account, or an Arby's membership. Frick all that. The fact I had to make an account for Steam is already too much. One must be able to play games with just the game, but since that is no longer seemingly possible, as little accounts as you truly need is the way to go. If you don't agree, you're widening your butthole way too much to the system.
        This whole fricking thing is Sony trying to bloat their numbers for the investors. The players are there but they need them to have their stupid fricking accounts to convince clueless investors to invest in Sony.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You need to make a Microsoft account to play Minecraft.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eat shit bootlicker

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          after you, wienersucker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Other than pure contrarianism what reason would you have to be pro this move?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I play on my friend's PS5, I like this move because when I get the game on steam my progression will stay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        triple parentheses

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sonygays are such spineless cucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      living in multi-cultural west basically means you don't get to enjoy any social setting ever - it will ALWAYS be ruined by psycho fem trannies that need to censor everyone to death until society eventually implodes because everyone hates each other

      > if only we could find a better way to censor more!!!

      dumb fricking morons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The organised minority will always dominate the disorganised majority

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this will help us ban the players that don't want trans and LGBTQ capes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the problem? It's not like you have to pay for an account

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, Black person.

        >Sony fricked up so bad they managed to get pc gamers, Ganker, reddit, AND vtubers mad at them

        Jesus christ what an unholy mob.
        Imagine being a corpo shill trying to damage control this right now

        Everyone is fricking pissed. It's universal. The shills and simps are outnumbered like 300 to 1. This is apocalyptic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sony is different than the 1000 other companies they willingly sign up for accounts with and give their information to....because it just is ok??!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Welcome to Ganker newbie, you'll learn about Sony if you stay.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah they're like really bad! Microsoft too I'm literally deleting windows rn!!

            >buy game
            >play for time span
            >now required to sign up to face requiring data leaking service to continue playing
            >refund
            simple as

            >refunds
            lmao you wish

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              already got refunded

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Already refunded

                how did you get refunded? I have too many hours in. I can't make PSN in my country and they still rejected my refund request

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cited consumer law

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The EU law right? I want to attempt a refund request again, is there an easy website with the law/reference?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what's your country? what was your citation?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they still rejected my refund request
                Stop lying anon, GabeN is based and would not do this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If he was based he would removed shilldivers 2 from steam permanently and send a message these kind of shady anti-consumer behavior will NOT be tolerated

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                same, they said I'd exceeded the two hour maximum in their customer service email response 🙁
                Do I just keep trying? I'll beg them, I have no shame.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Already refunded

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >HEY YOU b***h
              >YOU LISTEN TO ME
              >DO NOT REFUND

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >buy game
          >play for time span
          >now required to sign up to face requiring data leaking service to continue playing
          >refund
          simple as

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop projecting.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stop deflecting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >YES DADDY SNOY, PUH-LEEAASE LEAK MY DATA WHILE I LICK YOUR BOOTS!!!
          pathetic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PSN not supported in 150 countries
        binding yourself to PSN ToS
        voiding ToS instantly by making an account in a country not available or using VPN
        giving details to Sony which has data breeches every year

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol holy shit steam users are such homosexuals. Gabe didn't even bother to release half life 3 with all the money I'm the world and you still suck his dick.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't refund since bought on gmg
    ohnonononon....it's over for me bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't refund because my friend bought it for me
      for fricks sakes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See you on the frontline when the troony capes drop, soldier.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        42% of my respawns vanished wtf

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are requiring people to link PSN accounts to their shit. PSN isn't even available in some countries.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And I'm supposed to care about irrelevant countries because...? That just means the userbase will improve, less impoverished shitholes infesting the game. It's like how Ganker went to shit after all the shitholes came en masse.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I asked for a refund, let's see how it goes. This is fricking moronic, I'm not making a PSN account to play a game I already paid for.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking baby. Good riddance.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes he should just bend over and take it
        like a good slave

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you know that Steam makes you download their client? What a fricking sheep you have to be for that, right? I should just be able to download the game off their site.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes you should and it would unironically be better if you could

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't pirate all his games
            moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And yet Ganker is perfectly fine with this and doesn't boycott every Steam game ever for it, yet it's bad when Sony does it, weird huh?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you know full well that the issue here is arbitrarily forcing to do something that isn’t needed

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You shouldn't need to download the Steam client either, yet nobody cancels their purchase over having to do so, hypocrite.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron everybody knows and agrees to create a steam account if they want to use steam
                now people don’t want a PSN account and BOUGHT the game with that possibility and now they are forcing it after getting your money

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there is benefits to downloading steam
                >an organized way to keep all your games
                >free online unlike consoles
                >workshop support for mods
                >steam input to make every game compatible with controllers (even non steam, pirated or games that don't even support controllers)
                >steam inventories and trading
                what benefit is there in linking your account to psn?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                input to make every game compatible with controllers
                This is the main reason I use steam now. Adding all my emulators to the library to use my controller setups seamless between all of them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The benefits? I'm a lonely person so it's always nice when I get six thousand spam emails after the latest sony data breach.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Troon studio and community staff happened, as usual.
    Oh and Phony Lame-nt

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, all negative reviews are going to get removed in a couple of weeks and you cucks will make a PSN account in two more months

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The scores are diving to hell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony needs more signups so that it looks good for their investors.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Estonia
    >no PSN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you and the other 2 baltic states have no PSN, but you have EU consumer protection, which will be happy to open new buttholes to all involved in this troonism

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll just request a refund, Steam already refunded me from other bullshit. Hope it works this time as well

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Steam are refusing refunds, I follow few topics on the SWJ DickRiders 2 forum
          Wait till the game becomes unplayable in your country, gather 10 people (you can gather from Latvia and Litva too) and file a case with EU Commission Consumer Protection local office - they will be happy.
          Also take a screen/recording of the EULA by Arrowhead - in full, as NOWHERE IN IT it states that PSN account is mandatory
          >The only place is the store page, and this is not LEGAL CONTRACT in any shape or form

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Steam are refusing refunds
            They are not. You can punch out of Helldivers 2 this week no matter your playtime, though some people took 3 refund attempts before they accepted it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can a moron (me) get a quick rundown on what to put in the refund? I don't want to sperg out and get it refused due to autism.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and how I know
          >at one point in 2014 me and a friend had prepared a case file for Bli$$-Turd for removing AH/RMAH and not delivering PVP to FAIL-ablo 3
          We decided to not bother as we actually figured out later that year that we will not play that game that much anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but you have EU consumer protection, which will be happy to open new buttholes to all involved in this troonism
        the eu only cares if the victim is a troon or a homosexual
        white people get absolutely fricked in the eu

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not regarding consumer protection, muttmerican.
          The fact that you have 0, does not mean everyone else has 0 too
          >EU consumer protection forced GAYPPLE to use USB-C

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am european you homosexual
            >EU consumer protection forced GAYPPLE to use USB-C
            you realize it was never about apple but to frick over a non european phone brand because european ones are struggling
            the eu essentially just put a huge cost on apple to frick with them
            for the average consumer it doesnt fricking matter because usb c cables already arent interchangeable

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >european ones
              Point me to a EU brand phone fren
              Don't say Nokia, they died decades ago, same goes for Siemens
              Phony Ericsson too and it wasn't fully EU too - Sony was the head, Ericsson was the dick

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone begins charging their phone wirelessly
            >EU bureaucrats decide now is the time to force a 10 year old physical connector by law
            >this somehow protects consumers

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is your phone up your axewound and is that the reason you are afraid of cables?
              I will never charge anything wirelessly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are the one wanting to ban cables you don't like for some reason and you accuse others of being afraid of cables?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You dumb Black person ape. Cables aren't the problem, Brapple shitting out new proprietary connector for every single device they make to force goyims to buy more useless junk is the problem.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you are the one wanting to ban cables you don't like for some reason and you accuse others of being afraid of cables?

              >defends the shitty proprietary USB connectors
              lmao go make a PSN account

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shut the frick up appleBlack person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                rude psautist

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Eww, an Applehomosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just pretend you're in the UK or something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the UK

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is this fricking real?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.playstation.com/en-gb/support/account/age-verification-faq/

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The frick? Do you need to give snoy photo of your passport?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEK, amerisharts are fricking moronic.
      I remember buying first game with GFWL and it demanded I sign up and redeem cdkey, fricking homosexual chores,ok, fill out forms, press sign up, your country is currently unsupported.
      And those morons are always asking why arent you using tubimubinigflixspotify, why are you pirating hurr.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him. I live in a country not supported by GFWL/Xbox, I just said I was from Europe, LMAO.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just dropped xliveless.dll into game folder. Sometime later they dropped regional gulag.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I liked the GTA IV online. Too bad that GTA V's became live-service garbage, and even worse that it was very, VERY successful. Same with Bioshock 2's.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony forcing the devs to make players link their Steam and PSN accounts in order to play the game

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PcBlack folk without a life got salty again, colour me surprised.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serves troony npcs right for falling for FOTM ''games''
    Maybe next time buy a good game that you are actually interested in and not just buy the top selling steam game and then pretend to like it until you're fricked in the ass

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get fricked fotm zoomers

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They locked everyone out of the game unless they link to a PSN account after stating that a PSN account is optional and not required, thus opening the window for everyone who bought the game and regretted it since to get their refund.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the correct response to any minor inconvenience by a corporation. Frick 'em, give them an inch and soon you'll be installing Chinese rootkit DRM and software that scans all your files before letting you play.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      exactly
      these beta cucks have no warrior spirit in them that’s why they simply bend over and take it like a little b***h

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whilst it's mainly due to the PSN accounts it's also because the game's just gotten stale. After the automaton's suddenly returned after being wiped off the map, people expected significant updates instead of just balance changes. Now people can just rally around the PSN issues since the game was already showing signs of decline

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't bought HD2 because I'm not a fotmcuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fotm that wins goty

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They just chose to misinterpret the satire on purpose to make it seem like they see no problem with it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wrong reply, meant to reply to

          Why do right wingers love this game so much? Don't they understand it is mocking them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your just a regular cuck instead?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    excuse me, sneedposting is MY job. I do it for free

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very easy way to cheat in helldivers 2

    https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/helldivers-2-a/634851-gameguard-remover.html
    https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/helldivers-2-a/625645-helldivers2-anti-cheat-bypass-injection-method.html

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like I would know what to do with this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it removes gameguard. even if you dont cheat it helps boost your fps and stops them from keylogging you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is the important part. Removing the anticheat dramatically speeds the game up.
          >t. was using this since the game launched before dipping into the medals/samples/warbond maxers, none of which was ever detectable by the devs even now

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dump eet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      always jarring to see that the 'ogs are real and not a caricature

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >are real

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >implying he doesn't know

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry
          were real*
          RIP bogs, may you find your lion GFs in heaven

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he bought?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slugger nerfs then SC farm nerfs then excess gun nerfs then the account rugpull

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These chuckle fricks selling the game in countries that can't get a playstation account.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game transitioned

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh frick off.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/664978783/#664981995
    >On the steam store page since it went up, weeks before launch people were complaining about this on Ganker
    >Bought the game anyway despite the store page saying REQUIRES THIRD PARTY ACCOUNT
    >NOOO THEY RUGPULLED US! REFUND! REVIEW BOMB!
    Just admit you're mad because this game is successful and they nerfed your meta

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not legally binding in EU (Steam bends the knee to their consumer laws). Burgers can bandwagon off of this change. Refunds incoming.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah you can't refund over this lol the fricking thing has been on the page since day 1 and you're coping.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nah it says
          Doesn't matter what a game says, otherwise Cyberpunk wouldn't have been refundable. If you drastically change a game's ability to be played from purchase, your game gets investigated by Gaben.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOOKIE LOOKIE, Black person homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you can't refund over this lol the fricking thing has been on the page since day 1 and you're coping.

      why do burgers instantly prolapse their anus to protect corporations everytime anyone says something bad about them
      No, contracts and eulas are not legally binding if the clauses are illegal. But you guys can even sign away your right to go to court so I guess in some sense burgers really wanted slave contracts back.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >over 387 israeli flag reactions on the announcement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oy vey!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do right wingers love this game so much? Don't they understand it is mocking them?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same reason commies and leftests love playing any game where you can larp as a soviet era Russian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because right wingers are far better sports about these things.
        That's something you can't understand. You're not smart enough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >literal Ministry of Truth
        >i-i-it's making fun of right wingers!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when you say right wingers you just mean people that don't act like feminized homosexuals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is bait but this narrative framing literally never works I don't know why people continue to try. If you want something to be made fun of, especially in a video game, you can not also:

        >make the thing you are making fun of the unequivocal protagonist and 100% the POV
        >make the thing you making fun of look fun and cool
        >make the thing you are making fun of the lesser evils
        >make the thing you are making fun constantly reward you for playing their viewpoint

        Most modern writers and setting cannot handle this framing device, it always fails. How do I know this has also failed for Helldivers? When leftists unironically want pride flags and other shit on their Helldiver. Now I thought the Helldivers were the heckin bad guys, so why do these people want Pride insignia anyway? Because again this framing device does not work and modern writers thinking they are clever are moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there 1k troony flags every announcement for some reason

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do we get gabe to stop the linking?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FOTM game loses its contracted paid shills

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the update already go through? Cause the game still has 100k+ players, so it seems most didn't care

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      many I know are just enjoying their last few matches. If you zoom out you can see that the player count was dying out at a fast pace anyway

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's fricking over

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People don't want to give their personal information to a company that has constant data breaches and is known on the dark web to be a prime source for identity theft.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does Ganker always bend over backwards to suck corporate dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i personally completely dropped playstation and nintendo years ago and never had an xbox

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans make most of the traffic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You still think there are no paid shills in here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no they got a burner email that I never look at
      what will I do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans make most of the traffic.

      Americans also make up a lot of steam traffic. The fact is it is literally right wing moron tourists that flooded here from reddit in 2016 for the epic trump memes, and they never left or changed their ways even after getting fricked in the ass by their corporate daddies ever since then. They aren't smart enough to know any better. Literal cattle for corporate interests.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >frogposter
        >calling someone else a cancer
        Yeah. No. Take your fricking Trump Amphibian and frick off back to Twitter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no u
          and here we have one proving my post right. no actual thought. just immediate reaction like a robot.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He’s right. You are a complete moron and should frick off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This place has and will always be right wing because the left are just crazy schizophrenic Slaneesh worshippers that cut their own dicks off.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Americans
        >The country the size of Europe and is made up of various peoples of different cultral, ethnic, and religious backgrounds.
        >One moron from one state the size of a country with a set of moronic beliefs says one thing.
        >Europeans and Third worlders: DO AMERICANS REALYH#$?$!
        I live in the midwest. I worship God and his son Jesus Christ, I have a spine, I served in the military and got out as soon as I could, because I was a dumb kid. Not every single American is a Black personisraelite worshipping homosexual. Most of those dumbasses live on the west coast, and many more live in big cities, which are basically bug colonies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy mother of seethe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally tell that they are tourists or paid shill

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a coincidence sony is forcing this right after the devs said there were more players on PC than PS5

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Third worlders and cheaters in absolute shambles you love to see it.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Democracy in action

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact they admitted the only thing the PSN account is for is to be a gun put to your head if you do a wrongthink.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are 100% going to do troony capes for June 19th lmao just accept it’s over and get your refund

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    being a Right-Winger who likes Helldivers is like being a Right-Winger who supports Israel, you blindly like something that fricking hates you and your values, anyone who bought this Goyslop should be ashamed of themselves, the left is moronic but they are right when they say the right-wing is media illiterate, frick all who bought this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you blindly like something that fricking hates you and your values
      but israel is very right wing anon
      >noooo you cant enjoy the fun military scifi action game because of media illiteracy
      go back to X

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but israel is very right wing anon
        they also subvert The West with troony Propaganda too, Conservative MAGAtards like you are a cancer to the right
        >go back to X
        No

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bonjour.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they strike while the iron is hot and update faster they may make a huge comeback

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the automatons invaded super earth and we decided to drop all the 500kg bombs on them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >-10,000
      wow, that was HOURS ago... gonna hit 40,000 soon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll have to update my memes, keep taking screenshots and maybe we'll catch the moment arrowhead/sony breaks and starts censoring. :p

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is brought to you by the same exact people who censored Stellar Blade. Again it's about leftist activists in these companies exacting their power fantasies on straight male gamers that they despise. If you want to know who is gaslighting you here and on Sony's side just take a look here:

    [...]

    [...]

    These boards hosts leftists that not even reddit wants because they are usually disgusting people that even normal gays hate. Go to these boards, look at the posters, this is who is saying "It just takes 2 minutes what the matter?"

    What's the matter is pic related, they just want to crush any fun males are having. Did you ever like having fun interactions with people you met in game? Well you can kiss that goodbye because now anytime you say something even remotely political there will be some troony at SonyHQ just frothing at the mouth to get that dopamine hit from banning you.

    >Why not before
    Because the whole point of this is a trojan horse to get moderation tools in the game arrowhead didn't have. Moderation tools that DONT require anyone to actually get offended or report you. The game will turn into another soulless AAA slop where no one speaks and you might as well be playing with bots.

    Refund the game, it unironically takes less time than making a PSN account and you have nothing to lose if it gets rejected. If you are fed up with the game you can always take advantage of the fact it's an online always coop game and enough people trolling matches will severely cripple the game over the next 2 days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmm I have a feeling they're not doing this to ban 'troublemakers' but rather people grinding super credits and samples easily using exploits.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They would do that instead of making the function properly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they will ban for wrong think immediately

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this whole thing is happening because they want AI jannies in charge
      holy frick modern western developers are fricking moronic

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >like, just heckn do it, takes just a few minutes goy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine paying 40 bucks to be talked down to by a community manager when voicing concerns regarding consumer rights

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we're not the first ones to force you to sign up for yet another service to play one single game
      Yeah, that's actually a big part of the problem. I'm sick of it. I'm sick and tired of companies demanding I make more and more accounts that add no benefit to me whatsoever, and half of these Black folk are holding my games hostage by threatening to delete my account and any games that I FRICKING PAID FOR because I haven't logged in to their special snowflake service in too long.

      I've had enough and I say frick 'em all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they really don't understand the success of steam.
        the reason it could establish itself so well was specifically because it got rid of all that shit and put convenience first

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and half of these Black folk are holding my games hostage
        And THERE it is. Folks, why do PCbros throw racist tantrums whenever a game publisher tries to make their own storefront on Pc?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            One day all the corn farmers will rise up and go burn down the sodom and Gomorrah (Lincoln and Omaha) of Nebraska.

            TOTAL CITY SLICKER DEATH
            DAY OF THE COMBINE

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >DAY OF THE COMBINE

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Beautiful machines

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but if it's a dealbreaker
      yes it is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >community manager
      >doesn't actually bother to try and engage the community in a productive way at all
      >just spams snarky twitter troony shit

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you team kill me for my epic LGBTQP+ cape you're getitng hecking BANNED sister

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony destroying 3 anticipated and popular products in less of a week. How do they do it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What were the three?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Helldivers 2
        Tsukihime
        Stellar blade

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but name the three anticipated and popular products

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what did they do to tsukihime?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Censored on sony but not on switch is the long and short. Sony also censoring the accompanying art books that come with the LE also or something to that nature.

            Non issue as you can just get the switch copy and its a VN so not like your losing out on graphics

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://twitter.com/tsukihime_en/status/1785821495274426623

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >doing this with a VN
              >where basically the only target audience are weebs
              >who are generally hyper-allergic to any form of censorship
              just how fricking moronic is snoy?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nintendo used to be the uber censorship happy company, but now you can buy shit like bunny garden on the switch. On the other hand Sony, which theoretically should be a Japanese company is censoring any Asian game that DARES to show even the slightest amount of cleavage. (Western games are okay though!)

                Growing up, it was always the christian right wanting to censor everything and anything related to video games or anime. But now as an adult it's the left wanting to censor Asian media, and I'm just wondering wtf happened. Isn't one of the points of being liberal having free artistic expression and aversion to censorship? I guess not.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of those old windows edits. Very funny.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon...newbies don't know about this one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't you use an modified pic if yourself or an image of an already existing person? It would be funny if multiple people used the same image to verify their account.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that service doesn't work via pictures. they connect to your cam to scan you in real time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          send them a dick pic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Messed up. What if I put on a mask?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably works like those Amazon automatic checkouts and there's actually just a Pajeet at the other end, taking a picture of your face and attaching it to your account.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >take a picture of feces
              >get lifetime PSN+
              Big if true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the UK

      fixed for reddit and the discord

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sell game for 3 months
    >Allow people in non PSN available countries to buy it.
    >Allow them to rack up in game time
    >3 months later despite this having this big of an impact on the game, it waited this long to be fixed, spring this on players as mandatory.
    >Now block players from playing the game they paid for because you could not fix PSN from the very get go.
    >Wonder why everyone is mad at you.
    I hope the EU eats them the frick alive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not entirely impossible. Three EU countries are affected too, and the EU courts pursue stuff like this with such zeal, you might almost think the judges get to keep the fine for themselves.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if this has anything to do with Snoy accounts being cancelled over Stellar Blade. Gotta pump those numbers up!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh im 100% sure it is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A bit too late probably. It only becomes mandatory by the end of the month, but they have their financials release on the 14th.
        So I don't think they can actually use this to try and mislead their shareholders.
        Their shareholders might hear about this and ask them why they pulled such a moronic stunt though.

        I posted about this on their official discord and the post got deleted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A bit too late probably. It only becomes mandatory by the end of the month, but they have their financials release on the 14th.
      So I don't think they can actually use this to try and mislead their shareholders.
      Their shareholders might hear about this and ask them why they pulled such a moronic stunt though.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Challenge: Name a more moronic video game company that Playstation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blizzard.
      See Diablo 4, Warcraft reforged, SC being on ice for a decade.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo, but barely.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all game companies are abysmally moronic, but sony is up there as one of the more malicious companies like EA and nexon

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Snoy defense in full force

    Keep shilling sisters, maybe you'll get more than 5 games!

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if you just shopped the ID?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t-That's a crime!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ToS violation
      >money stolen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Forgot my password
      >Retrieve using your Face
      >We cannot verify your face at this time please contact customer service during India working hours

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You immediately get drafted to die in israel

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to the Sony fans in this thread, tell me, do you ever get sick of defending a company that continually goes out of it's way to make gaming worse just for the hell of protecting an elitist image for their fanbase? or do you enjoy the taste of corporate wiener under the impression that everyone else somehow REALLY WANTS to get throatfricked by Sony but can't access it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do you ever get sick of your job

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it amazes me the amount of homosexuals that willingly cuck themselves for corporations that hate you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      slaves will always defend their masters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      said the Tendie.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony: "we heard you don't like multiple logins. Here's the new PlayStation PC store. Login once, and all your games are already logged into PSN."

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im a PS gamer with a pc

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There are almost more people upset over the forced PSN account than when you literally couldn't play the game due to server issues.
    lmfao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's obviously more people who own the game now.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sirs do not redeem the negative reviews sirs

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    steam 0 effort refunds now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >steam 0 effort refunds now
      real?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People have been getting refunds all day. I got mine this morning. Took a few tries. My friends got theirs first try after that. I assume management passed down instructions on Helldivers 2 refunds or something.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are like 3 of this same uninteresting screenshot on the frontpage right now. How about you go play a game.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grifter on youtube told us to get mad and take action so we did. Currently awaiting next outrage and next instructions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Projection.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off back to X where your lot is unwillingly contained under your jailer, elon, pls.

      people were mad about this for an entire day while the US was mostly asleep, well before any of the youtubers reported on it, you're being completely disingenuous. fricking wokie trash. go rant about most games being white men's games somewhere else. we don't give a frick about your racist shit you divisive loser.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They say that about everything. That's their response to everything. That kind of response is deep with the HD2 community, which tells you what kind of devs that Arrowhead is. They're very silent outside of their discord, and allow this kind of crap to fester.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shitty bait. 0/5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not even a full 24 hour day
      >already coping this hard
      Damn that was fast

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony is sabotaging them

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it triggers the frick out of wokies and makes them expose themselves on the AH discord, which then gets them banned, when you mention that HD2 doesn't have any current day politics in it and then they have a meltdown and rant about american fascism and white men's videogames and I'm just like, what are you talking about?

    fricking lmao. these trolls are mad the game that was meant to criticise fascism is loved for not being full of forced activist slop like most games are these days, because in truth, super earth is a place where you don't know what's under the helldivers mask and clearly such petty differences based on identity have been resolved under the glory of managed democracy.

    your build, voice and gender by default are randomised, the wokies can't stand that people just take it in that 90's progressive,"hey it doesn't seem all that bad" way rather than fear or resent any specific thing about the game's depiction of a futuristic earth.

    has to be one of the funniest bans I've ever gotten from a discord server, so many people got mad.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing Sony can't ruin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still wont forgive sony for how badly they fricked over Days gone and any chance of a sequel to it.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pay for fotm game
    >shit pants over making psn account
    >quit game over ragebait and waste money
    the state of you tards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >defending anti consumer practices
      >Not being pissed about this on principle alone
      The absolute state of modern Consoomers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao if you're "pissed" you have to take 2 seconds to make an account to play a game please touch grass. can't imagine being upset over such trivial bullshit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I should not have to, the fricking game works fine with out it. Stop being a sony shill.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sorry sony pays me good money to shill here and make sure sweaty nerds sign up for a free PSN account

            Tell that to the 150 or so countries that are about to have their money stolen because they're region locked out of PSN. It is anti consumer, corporate shill.

            sucks to suck 3rd worlder

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sucks to suck 1st problem goycattle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell that to the 150 or so countries that are about to have their money stolen because they're region locked out of PSN. It is anti consumer, corporate shill.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the game doesnt run on PSN it just needs an account. They are literally changing nothing about the online infrastructure of this game, you just need to link an account. If the game works now, it will work after this update

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >PSN not supported in your country
              >solution: just void Sony ToS

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >just bind yourself to PSN ToS
              nah senpai

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It should tell you everything when the jannies are the ones happy about this change.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me Ganker, what major game has ever improved by having a Community Manager?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Warframe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you only liked Becca because she enjoyed showing off her breasts and sweaty minge

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Warframe
          I guess you missed every giant shitstorm caused by the troony CMs?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The game thats been having shitstorms for 10 years now
          Lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At least they actively have the CM's stream and play the game. Meanwhile most companies don't touch their own game with a ten foot pole and get confused when the playerbase hates xyz new feature.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where would KSP2 be without their community managers?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Got the shivers just from looking at that image

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what major game has ever improved by having a Community Manager?
        Lowest bar of all time, but Maplestory had CM Ezekiel who did help a bit, before Nexon KR cracked down to actively destroy the game

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing slop with MTX
    You get what you fricking deserve.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People defending this are fricking moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone defending this is a Black person. End of discussion. If you support Sony forcing you to use their busted, badly secured online service to play this game, then you are a Snoygger and an actual Black person.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it dived

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's Sony's IP, they can do whatever they want
    >this change will allow us to ban people for bad conduct
    >will be enforced beginning with June
    Are you getting it yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're planning to condense the player base down to about 20k whales who will buy all of their stupid homosexual graphics and that's going to be the perpetual future of Troondivers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They're planning to condense the player base down to about 20k whales
        That's not how it works you dumb frick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off, shill.
          Black person

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This a Sony thing?
    If so, they just want to make enemies out of everyone.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trannies lost the culture war
    >b-but there is no culture war chud
    sorry that you lost it

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the people that think this isn't a problem are the reason why video games suck these days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't feel an inch of pity for people who fund DRM'd live service garbage.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spitzbros..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >drew the short stick
      This guy was running the unofficial HD discord.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the point of a Community Manager if all they do is cause MORE drama? What a worthless position.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but until recently Redditors loved his Attitude and called it "based"
      >YAAAAASSS THE DISCORD JANNY IS INSULTING PAYING COSTUMERS
      lmao reddit moment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this game has been such a huge lesson in karma for all of them
        I'm seeing people who were on the side of AH over the CM shit on the Steam forums suddenly against them on the PSN linkage. I warned them that it would come for them one day.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I use Supply Backpack myself?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can I use Supply Backpack myself?

        Will you tell me how?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Press down on the D-Pad on your DUALSHOCK 4.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            On PC please.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ctrl+Alt+Del

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Press 5.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank you!

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IF THERE'S A GUN AND SAMPLES IN THE SAME SPOT THE CHARACTER SHOULD ***NEVER*** PICK UP THE GUN WHEN I PRESS E

    How can this not be obvious?

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's your favorite demoralization tactic? mine is "stop leaving bad reviews please it won't do anything nobody will see it I swear" but I'm also a fan of "look at how mature I am for not caring"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like "they've already got your money and you can't refund anyways"
      To that I say G'DAY c**t WELCOME TO STRAYA CONSUMER PROTECTION LAWS.
      Pretty sure burgers can make use of this too. But only after the change happens. You can't pre-empt it unfortunately. It HAS to change first.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just when I was thinking of buying it in the next sale. How long until they delete the negative reviews as they always do in these situations?

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    golly, guess I'm sticking to deep rock galactic!

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >r*ddit, discord, and tw*tter mad at them
    this isn't going to go well, is it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker had a thread up 24/7 since release. Now it's gone. The Steam community board is a dumpster fire right now.
      They're either going to walk it back at this point, or go full-steam ahead.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony fricked up so bad they managed to get pc gamers, Ganker, reddit, AND vtubers mad at them

    Jesus christ what an unholy mob.
    Imagine being a corpo shill trying to damage control this right now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they only missed getting trannies upset at them, but they already were for not having gayshit in the game

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, so basically I'm just not gonna make an account
    I know..... UGH I know...
    It's just that I'm not gonna make it is all
    HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BLOODY FRICK YOU BLOODY

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whatever happened to helldivers 2 claims of being "gms in the game to set weapons down or spawn enemies"
    they never did that, not once, the only thing that people ever spawned in game with hacks because of the anticheat being so trivially bypassed was broken weapons/vehicles from the first game nobody played

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not as many people would have bought the game if it required PSN since the beginning, there definitely are people that open a steam store page and see a game that says "This game requires an EA/Ubisoft/Activision/etc. account" and refuse to buy it based on that

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically don't get why a Sony game needing a PSN login, probably only once at that, is somehow an issue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of the Sony PC ports I've played before required PSN login. This is the first.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just make an account bros, spoof your IP if you must!
      >this horse armor thing sure is silly, but I'm certain nothing bad will ever come of it

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST REFUND THE GAME AND GET YOUR MONEY BACK

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we live on a planet where there are consumers that are more pro company than pro consumer

    Why the frick is humanity still going again?
    Why do Black folk argue against having their own rights?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because socialism is satan and the devil or something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we need even less rights. Let's go to Socialism!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do you even understand what socialism means you moron? Where do you think the US get the idea of "Free heathcare" and "Free education" from?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >do you even understand what socialism means you moron?
            Go take a nice trip down to Venezuela, your socialist utopia.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >le capitalist countries RICH
              >le socialist countries POOR
              profound metal moronation, Philippines and India are both capitalist and democratic, take a trip there troglodyte

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shut up commie go suck off sony for supporting gays

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >go suck off
                That's your fricking job Black person, since you like capitalism so much. Me on the other hand, feel for my brothers whose just want to play the fricking game they bought and don't have to deal with corpo data mining bullshit in their games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I feel for people
                >That's why I support the most murderous ideology to have ever been invented

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >most murderous
                Kek, you obviously never heard of CIA proxy wars, puppet governments and all the shady shits they do around the world and all the death toll it caused in the name of their global interest. Good goyim, keep sucking off Goldenberg, maybe one day you will be rich am I right 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I heard of all that.
                Still can't top Hitler, Mao, Stalin, Misc Pot, Papa Doc, and Castro combined.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Still can't top Hitler
                The socialists don't like to hear that Hitler was one of them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >CIA proxy wars
                >puppet governments
                >global interest
                name a single self-proclaimed capitalist that loves the federal government and the UN

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what is Military Industrial Complex
                dumb monkey

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how is that in any way related to what i said?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know socialism and communism are 2 entirely different thing
                Amerimutts are dumb as frick despite constantly telling other people they are rational free thinkers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they're different because... because... BECAUSE THE PROPAGANDA SAID SO!!!!!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                proved my point yet again, this ignorant homosexual thinks choosing to keep his head inside his fat ass counts as an own. Stay low IQ, stay being a good goy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >12 year old eurotrash thinks he's witty

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Late 30s fat balding amerilard thinks he's smart, independent and important
                lulz

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But not wrong.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know what the propaganda says.
            But I also know how it turns out in practice.
            Sorry. No. Socialism = bad.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP, I just wanna say I've never played this game but I'm gonna be coming into all these threads and treating you like the trash you are.
    Why?
    I just really fricking hate you shills and want you to suffer more for your paychecks. You're overwhelmingly the worst offenders when it comes to shitposting and I think of you as less than human.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoops, wrong thread. Sorry OP, this one was meant for a thread with an almost identical image.

      As for the actual shills, please die.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ATTENTION ARROWHEAD
    THE BACKLASH WILL NOT STEP UNTIL YOU COMPLY WITH THESE TERMS
    FIRE ALL COMMUNITY MANAGERS
    BREAK AWAY FROM SONY
    DISAVOW LEFTISM

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Minecraft died once they forced everyone to have Microsoft accounts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody thought minecraft was going to die from that anon, don't make shit up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >remember when the company that makes your computer's operating system and owns your game made you create an account to use their game (that wasn't available on steam)?
      yeah, homosexual, I do remember that completely different and not at all comparable scenario. now frick off back to your snoy shillcord

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I do remember that completely different and not at all comparable scenario
        LOL, LMAO.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry your game just died, snoynig

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't touch anything GaaS, tho. Reason why neither case affected me. Keep being fricked by corpos, my friend.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I will continue to hate corpos and governments and actively resist them, mister braindead fencesitting noootroller

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Amount of money you gave to Calisony: 40 dollars plus tip.
                Amount of money I gave to Calisony: NaN.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                amount of fun you had playing helldivers with your many friends: none
                amount of fun I had playing helldivers with my many friends: lots
                40 dollar refund incoming btw sweety 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Amount of anger because I gave money to corporations who hate me I have: 0.
                Amount of anger because you gave money to corporations who hate you (You) have: Loads.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not actually mad though, im loving every second of being a certified hater. total snoy death my friend

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, sweaty.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >redditbob

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not

                Amount of money you gave to Calisony: 40 dollars plus tip.
                Amount of money I gave to Calisony: NaN.

                but you are a massive homosexual. I have to buy a game from the PS2 era because you don't own anything you buy nowadays. And everything is slop.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Considering Minecraft is doing fine, while this Indie title is about to be reduced to HD1 levels of players (not a bad thing in and off itself, but a far cry from the roaring success of the past three months) I'd say this isn't really comparable at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minecraft died when it was sold to Microsoft.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even remotely comparable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not even old enough to remember how Minecraft was prior to Microsoft.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Helldivers 2 was a breath of fresh air but it isn't on par with Minecraft's staying power.
      One week of playing helldivers and you've seen all of the game's points of interest repeated 3 times at minimum.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reviews
    no one cares about that.
    show me how it affected the player count

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing game right now
    >Same number of people are playing as yesterday
    lol where's all the protest?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post that dedicated servers pic.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What were they at before with their numbers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean, exactly?
      Are you asking how many players they were averaging, or their review scores (HD2's I mean)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Review score, I didn't think before posting. They're at 74% and 48% total and recent respectively and presumably still sinking.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          player count has taken a beating as well, hasn't managed to break 100k on a friday.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go to Steam reviews, click on "date range" right under "customer reviews", click on "show graph" and drag-select whatever time period interests you
          make sure to adjust filters, they default to your user settings

          first two weeks 100K reviews, 75% (Mostly Positive)
          from week three until last week, 220K reviews, 85% (Very Positive)
          so it sat at 320K reviews, 82% (Very Positive)
          this week so far, 42K reviews, 6% ("Overwhelmingly Negative)

          caveat #1: it released on 2024-02-08 (Thu), so "this week" starts on 2024-05-03
          caveat #2: not exact science, I have noticed inconsistencies depending on how you select the date range
          caveat #3: settings used were Steam purchases only, all languages
          caveat #4: store page is slightly behind, steamdb gives more up-to-date numbers

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, I hope they offer refunds. I kinda regret buying this day one.
    Doesn't even have to be the full forty dollars or anything, I'd be happy with half of that back.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine supporting snoy in anyway shape or form.
    You morons made your bed by paying for a snoy game, now lay in it.
    And all because of some eceleb shill game LOL.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just ask for a steam refund and say you're shipped overseas and can't sign up for PSN account from a "Non-serviceable location" and that you won't have access to the game for the next potential year+.

    Anyways...how was your day anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the based milgay work around. gonna say GabeN supports our troops rah

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing this astroturfed piece of goyslop getting dunked on left and right is wonderful to behold

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that all the posts in defense of this come from the trannies of gaming circle jerk. A group of homosexuals so subhuman that even other redditors cannot stand them

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sony unironically panicked and did a quick edit of their PSN guideline page because they are that fricking stupid and think no one notices this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the gaijins knows! Rut rit rown!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sony can't even be called a japanese company anymore, they communicate with japanese devs through their california headquarters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      links to archived version on archive.today and the wayback machine?

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come on homosexuals its your chance to force companies to stop being such greedy israelites.
    If you keep consooming the slop the abuse will continue and get worse, fricking review bomb, uninstall and ask for a refund.

    I pestered steam Black folk so much I got a refund on elden ring 3-4 weeks after the game released, only had like 6-8 hours gameplay time tho.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything more than 2 hours is an exception of policy, so in theory they shouldn't differentiate between 12 hours of play time and 100 hours (in theory anyway)

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you agree? Is this just a ploy for Sony to inflate their PSN Monthly Active Users?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in part yes but also to impose their own draconian rules on the players because we are all "media illiterate chuds"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      X
      maybe if you consider it part of the long con
      but short term this isn't gonna register when they count in the millions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they only required an e-mail and password i wouldn't have complained.
      don't they want me to give them a god damn photo ID to prove i'm old enough to play this game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried not being a British man

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          am i wrong about needing to give more than email + password to Sony?

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >devs say they're adding account linking to 'ban players'
    >in june
    Wonder what kind of capes they're gonna add

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      won't valve just happily delete all those "illegitimate" reviews?
      i mean globohomosexual has invented a whole new phrase for making it OK to delete wrongthink reviews for any reason: review bombing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They wont delete them, but they might hid them or put a warning saying something to the effect of "there has been unusual review activity in the past X number of hours" but that's usually when a review bombing is happening because of something political. This is just good old fashioned snoy hate. As American as apple pie

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Doomtrannies fail to kill Helldivers
    >Sony steps in to kill the game themselves
    Aiiieeee I still like the game. Frick off sony.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its actually fricking crazy seeing this game able to endure basically tons of in-game frickery causing crashes but for God knows why the publisher decided to step in and kill it themselves

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that shit was required in the first place. I made a psn account when I first got the game. It took like 3 minutes and had no impact on anything, logs in automatically every time. It's just email address and password. Are people really that upset?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post nose

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ? post elo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      totally true & honest Ganker.org poster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really don't get it. Like what am I being datamined or something? It's not like they asked for my SSN. Sure the thought of having a playstation account is pretty gay in and of itself but it's literally just a one time login. Are people buying super credits and worrying that Sony is going to get hacked again and leak their shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can (could) skip it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think I just read that part where it said "required to play the game" and was like damn ok I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You thought wrong all this time and you're a big dumb dumb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope Sony is paying you well for all the work you're doing in these threads today.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's just email address and password.
      if that's true Sony and Helldivers 2 devs should make a post clarifying that you *only* need an email (any email) and password, it would reduce the rage people are feeling by 80%.

      problem is i don't think it's true. at least not in all countries.
      what's your country where you claim it's only mail+password?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure it just asks for date of birth and email and has you make a password, then you click a link in your email to confirm and that's all you have to do to make the account. I'm American.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well im sure 100 youtubers will make videos trying it out during the weekend so i'll wait and see.
          i think the photo ID thing is real in UK though.

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't make a modular mech suit that used support weapons instead of built-in ones

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's diving.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could say the reviews... Are diving into hell
    >YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would never say that.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...and here we see the common Sony L in its natural habitat.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just create an accou-
    >Nope
    >It only takes 2 minu-!
    >Nope
    Already filled the refund form and i advice you to do the same, if tens of thousand players start asking for a refund at the same time they will panick and start shitting their pants

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened is I was right, it IS a dead FOTM slop and now I get to laugh at you losers FOREVER. Enjoy your dead, fotm, slop.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a psn account?
    How is this an issue? Genuine question here. It takes like two seconds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shan't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or i could refund after 100h+ entertainment. God bless eu consumer rights protection

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why bother? they had nothing on release not to mention how fricked it was for the week after, took forever to release content and by that point i had already done everything the game had to offer, it's just the same fricking missions and buildings over and over
      i got my time and now i will get my refund because why the frick WOULDN'T I?

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to get away with it, aren't they

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game wouldn’t exist without Sony. I don’t understand why people agree so weird about this.

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm torn, one one hand there are so many moronic fricks claiming 'they changed it' when it was clearly stated from day one you HAD to make a psn account.

    On the other hand, there are still a massive amount of bugfixes that they refuse to get around to while they keep throwing more content out that will inevitably make more bugs that they will refuse to fix.

    Torn between my desire to insult complete morons who have no idea what they're talking about, and my desire to not support these butthole devs, but not for the same reasons the masses are right now.

    So torn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My problem is I just don't want to hand over more information. I already have an old psn account and I do not want to link it nor should I have to defend my decision. I know it's a sony decision.
      That is all.

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