HELLDIVERS 2

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hunters tongue my anus

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK ARE MY EXO SUITS YOU RAT FRICKS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      now that the servers are fixed we might actually see the mechs hopefully next month

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really really REALLY hope we get a melee mech this go around.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FOR DA EMPRAH!!! WAAAARGHHHH!!! xDDD
      have a nice day homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >didn't say any of that
        Ok homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >terminids
        >robot hulks are literally just dreadnoughts
        cope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BASTION

      BASTION?

      BASTION, PLEASE, WHERE IS THE BASTION

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eagle-1 my beloved

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard people theorizing that there will be weapon upgrades at some point which makes me wonder if the higher diffs were intended with them in mind.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The higher diffs are already very doable with a coordinated team. Been Creek C
      crawlin' on Helldives with the boys, not even needing the crutch railgun meta.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most missions on Helldiver can be soloed. The only difficult ones are those with objectives in big locations.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Most missions on Helldiver can be soloed.
          how do you do the ore sample missions that automatically call reinforcements to the drill sites?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            reinforcements don't automatically spot you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not him and not on helldive but I just did it solo on diff 8. It's just 2 tanks and some grunts. 2 nades kill the tanks everything else dies to AM rifle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I circled around to blast a walker rider in the back and it was the highlight of my night

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Railgun kicks the shit out of the shield bois and the 40k dreadnoughts, frick you I'm not calling them hulks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you missed one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had a horrible vision of the future looking at this image and I don't know why, but I need to invoke it on you all
          >Helldive+ difficulty 10-12 update
          >borgs get a Super Devastator blurred between the whole top line
          >it's a minigun heavy devastator with rocket pods and a Berserker chain weapon all at once
          >has an uparmored midsection instead of a plate shield
          >is always advancing and almost always firing on the move
          they'd do it, I just know they'd do it, the Devastators are already modular swaps of each other, it'd be too easy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bugs 10-12
            >Charging titan, which are basically chargers but scaled up to bile titan’s size. Legs no longer weakspot.
            >Stalkers replace most hunters

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In what world would japanese people be interested in a gritty war game full of shooting and gore?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why would japs play edf-like game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he forgot about EDF
          >he forgot about MGS

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gore doesn't count if if the blood is yellow and the guts are orange. Gore doesn't count if you're blasting toasters either.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hard game where you die a lot
          >EDF
          >MGS
          >Gundam
          >Armored Core
          They love that shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          my literal first match had two Japanese guys yelling over the mic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You got the bug ones, too? Forgot to save them last time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sure

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              sure

              Those nips are really amazing once they fall in love with a game. I guess being published by SONY helps a lot for them.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks bro.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man those are some adorable looking bugs. The nips sure know how to make anything cute.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Am I crazy or have I never seen that second charger type before? What's the difference?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The second charger only spawns on objectives at the start, theyre like a guardian or someshit
              I think theyre a bit more tankier from looking at their armor, i tried killing them using the vulnerable animation bug and it took longer than a normal charger

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rocket devastator
      >frick you
      accurate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember if you have the scorcher (Last weapon in the freebattlepass that is like 100 medals to unlock) you can kill heavy devastators and the atst/copyright infringement without needing to aim/flank.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly they should just complete the ripoff of DRG and copy their weapon upgrade system in its entirety. It's great.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        As long as HD2 doesn't implement the same weekly-blank-cores limit that DRG does, yeah definitely take the upgrade and overclock system from DRG

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    target shooting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus your aim is ass

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hulk scorchers tongue my anus

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there could be BUGS here, he thought
    >I fricking HATE bugs
    >the desert air was warm on his neck as he dialed in the coordinates for the SEAF strike

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >”With a super destroyer, you can go anywhere.”

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A (merited) fear of robots

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "CHARGERS Could be here" He thought, "I've never been to this planet before.. There could be CHARGERS anywhere." The cold Heeth wind felt good against his cape. "I hate CHARGERS" he thought. Sweet patriotic tunes reverberated in his earpiece, the combat stim he'd used made his veins pulsate and wash away his (merited) fear of bugs in the dark. "With a railgun you could kill anything you want" he said to himself out loud.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick do I on bot escort missions on level 5? Like holy shit its just endless waves of huge bots that run a train on you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bring both mortars and any anti-armor gun and snipe the stuff the mortars dont kill. your entire game should be spent running between doors keeping them open.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore anyone telling you to bring mortars and to spam the buttons like

      bring both mortars and any anti-armor gun and snipe the stuff the mortars dont kill. your entire game should be spent running between doors keeping them open.

      it can work but is outdated and unneededly hard.

      The map is very big. Have the majority of the group, or at least half, draw the bots away. They will stop spawning at the point. One person can loop around and as long as they aren't fighting, can open the doors on their own without any bots spawning on them while the rest hold the line elsewhere.

      t. Multiple helldive defense missions.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have tried this in the past, unable to get the bots to stop spawning at the point, and sometimes patrols patrol right on in. is there a consistent way to get this started?
        also this definitely feels like cheesing, i have to be honest, which is why i wonder if it's harder than they intended. especially since they supposedly keep nerfing it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          With the map as big as it is, I'm not sure it's cheesing. Else it'd be small like the eradication missions, I think it may be on purpose.

          you have to make sure the bots FOLLOW you off, not just have everyone run, else they'll hang around a good while before despawning. You need to be careful of the patrols. Some need to be killed, others you let pass.You just need to prioritize killing them fast enough before the can start bot drops on you. IMO it works best with everyone waiting for a bot drop then slowly falling back. Then one person (me, in my case) flanks very far and hooks around to the obj. Pick off any stragglers as quick/quiet as possible and play stealth from there on. You'd be surprised just how close patrols can get to you without alerting if they don't have direct line of sight.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How are you effectively farming samples?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not, anon. I never did. I don't know why I'm ending up in lobbies where people are trying to farm samples or trying to play eradication missions over and over to power level (which is so gay to do in a game like this).

              All I did was play a good amount, and like I did helldivers 1, and I've gotten plenty. I've bought 3 or 4 full sets of armor from the super store and still would have almost enough for the premium warbond right now (which I have already because I shilled out for super citizen)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I'm calling bullshit until I see those hours.
                My friends who are GOATed at gaming in general because they're autistic about it such that I can't often join because I'm not good enough have around 50-60 hours and they're only just hitting the 40's now, whilst only have a few ship upgrades.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                203 hours, but I have left the game running over night at least 3 times so it's skewed.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, I retract my bullshit claims and apologise. Goddamn, Anon, that's mad, and I thought I'd been playing non-stop at 45 hours.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess I've probably underestimated how much more I've been playing than the average player.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                110 hours with idling, just got my last upgrade a couple missions ago. if you find a group of non-shitters it's not hard to get 30+ greens per map on bug worlds, hives and spore whatevers are rife with them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      spam sentries

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bring two recoilless rifles and have them support each other and shoot down any dropships before they drop their load
      will massively reduce enemy presence and you should be able to get almost all if not all NPCs into the shelter before the patrol and dropship spawning becomes so much that you can't keep up

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    so what? infinite ammo amounts to nothing when it can't kill anything other than babies and skinnies, not to mention diligence and breaker do NOT have ammo issues at all

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      most guns are currently there to look cool while you hold a better support gun or better yet spend the entire game running to the next objective. shooting things is a last resort to give you time to throw something like a grenade or a beacon for the nerds in orbit to shoot stuff for you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shooting things is a last resort

        Meanwhile I'm here killing tanks with the PLAS-1.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Scythe can actually kill devastators incredibly quickly if you keep the laser on their head. Problem is it requires consistent aiming and staying exposed, which isn't always an option when rockets are flying everywhere.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        devastators go down quicker if you laser their crotches, minus shield boys of course. but it's not anything compared to how quickly the diligence would accomplish the same at range, or the breaker close-up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Personally I just bring the AMR. If you're good, it's one shot one kill on Devastators.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah well, this was a discussion about scythe viability. and AMR is nice and all but its also just a worse railgun

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              more ammo and a proper scope beg to disagree. I keep getting kicked for bringing the AMR even though it can kill everything the railgun can at a longer range.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The AMR can damage tanks/turrets, hulks, chargers, and titans through their armor?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the railgun does such shit damage through armor that it's literally fast to just call in rockets or circle around the back to kill the bot. If you're not hitting the weak spot you're just doing wasted chip damage.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That wasn't the question, anon.

                The railgun also does excellently dead-on against hulks as they have the weakpoint in their eye. A 90% charged railgun shot does substantial damage that can easily be way worth using over wasting a call in and risking it being on cooldown.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone good with the railgun can consistently core out hulks in one shot. I love the AMR but this isn't the hill to die on.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the railgun does such shit damage through armor
                any devastator or hulk can be one-shot by it, and it's actually usable against chargers and bile titans unlike AMR. i love AMR but buddy you are smoking crack if you think it's even near the same level as the railgun

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I used to think that until I made myself start using it. Now I prefer it over the railgun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want the Sickle back and weapon upgrades. It's almost like they're holding out on this to keep people playing.

      sure

      cute

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to any anons that regular devastators can be blown apart at the waste with light pen weapons.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    erm... they're going to fix the difficulty bug right? I can't even progress and do new missions

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying your government is not handling the war correctly, cadet!?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What'll we do once the bots start making 2b troopers

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    am moronic. How do I spot things? I mouse over the option and it just places the marker 3 ft in front of me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fast-press Q will just do a ping. holding it opens the wheel

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any bigger explosion loadout I can run besides MOAB + 360mm barrage? I like big explosions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      add in a walking barrage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk but I just busted a nut after not nutting for weeks. straight up put the MOAB to shame

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    game doesn't look fun or appealing. I'd rather play metal gear survive

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally my first death
      from then on, i knew this game was going to be my goty

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARMOR IS STILL BROKEN
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can anyone confirm about new warbond coming 2nd week of the next month?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They said recently that, due to the massive amount of players (100x+ what the first had) that their original road map is pretty outdated.
      Take that as you will

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does that work for people that unlock it the day before? Do they just keep it or would it just disappear and they get fricked out of 1k credits?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are you talking about

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was assuming they were timed until I just read pic related. Honestly surprised that they're not going the typical scummy way of having a limited battlepass that you have X days to complete before it's gone.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pic
            I hope they stick to that because that's my biggest fear from the premium warbond shops.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's an ingenius strategy really
            >make quality game, birthing pains notwithstanding
            >release at sub-market price or full price for extra paypig bonuses, basically just amounts to a tip jar to the devs for those flush with cash
            >add freemium content in the form of static battle passes you can't miss and a freemium shop that rotates so FOMO is temporary
            >cash shop currency can be steadily ground for those with free time, or bought directly for those willing to pig it up who lack the time or patience
            >monetization is actual pure convenience or pseudo-aesthetic at this point with any armor being sidegrades of existing ones, still have to play the game to get the bulk of the content because it's all bought with medals earned in gameplay
            >you have now made a shitload of retail sales to happy players you will continue to passively nickel & dime through purchases of things they just happen to want with the occasional fat pocketed whale; players who only ever buy retail are still contributing to the gameplay ecology supporting MTX users by playing the game itself
            who the frick could've thought that 'make a good retail game with post-purchase monetization as a well integrated afterthought and don't try to slit the players throat or make them work a second job through it' could do so well? Me, for years and years? certainly not, never. now may every other shitass battle ass FOMO game take the hint and follow suit

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >who the frick could've thought that 'make a good retail game with post-purchase monetization as a well integrated afterthought and don't try to slit the players throat or make them work a second job through it' could do so well?
              Only a Swedish studio like Fatshark could do that
              lol lmao

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I still don't like that it's online only. I know the chances of them killing the servers some time in the future is probably slim but it still weighs on my mind. Watching ubisoft kill off so many games online components and games like Bad company 2 shutting servers down makes me pessimistic about the future of online only shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My dude, it's all but assured you'll move on from the game before they decide to shutter the servers.

                Frick, they're still running the Helldivers 1 servers.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok but where do I buy the pass with super credits? I have over 1k credits and all I see in the super store is armor sets

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's right there underneath the free warbond

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do I buy it? I see no buy button

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I often see questions about weapons and stuff, here's my shitty tier list/guide, has some info and tips in it, hopefully this helps someone. Planning to update with stratagems and enemy guides after I test out the less used stratagems more.
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQTwM-pyFHK6-LslaHHZgx-XjN5oaVURvKXnkB5fXZbYKBdwi_7u53yeYAvehXko0XPyLPH3FM7yjcL/pub
    feel free to r8, h8, addon, share, correct me, I'm just another shitter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 for the effort m8. Haven’t used every single gun but I think this is pretty spot on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In regards to scorcher I’d drop it to A tier for bots, the dmg and explosions are excellent but the ammo capacity is a huge downside. Just unlocked it, used it on a diff 4 bot mission and was running out of ammo fast. I feel like on higher difficulties that would be more prevalent and a big problem

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I exclusively run the Scorcher on Helldive bot missions because it offers too much utility. Ammo isn't a problem if you're smart about it and don't get stuck endlessly fighting new dropship spawns.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough, I haven’t used it much so you’ve probably got a better idea of how good it is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty spot on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, that's helpful. I was wondering why me performance was subpar with the punisher... Turns out it's not a good weapon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you like the Punisher, try the Slugger. You'll still suffer from the ammo issue, but at least it's dealing good damage

        10/10 for the effort m8. Haven’t used every single gun but I think this is pretty spot on

        In regards to scorcher I’d drop it to A tier for bots, the dmg and explosions are excellent but the ammo capacity is a huge downside. Just unlocked it, used it on a diff 4 bot mission and was running out of ammo fast. I feel like on higher difficulties that would be more prevalent and a big problem

        Pretty spot on.

        Glad to see it's of some help. The list will probably get more contentious once I add stratagems

        I think you are sorely undervaluing the Diligence, it's nutty against bots and very good against bugs too

        yeah, I could be, might be a personal preference thing, not a big fan of DMRs, will try it out more. I didn't get a very good feeling out of it for bugs though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you are sorely undervaluing the Diligence, it's nutty against bots and very good against bugs too

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fellas, I'm thinking we should try this whole managed democracy thing out but in Minecraft

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to get bored. The constant nonstop heavily armored enemies I can barely fight against unless I use a railgun or a red strat are killing my enjoyment.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the railgun is a crutch, get gud and learn to use the RR

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make something obnoxious to deal with even more obnoxious
        Nah, get fricked.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i don't want solutions, i want to complain!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved it in the first game, now in this one I feel like I'm the only person who uses it. But it's incredible fun to drop dropships like flies and be able to leg multiple chargers for the team. I spent the 10k on the spear hoping it would be better than it or the EATs but its worse???

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the recoilless rifle because I thought it was cool but now I think I made a mistake because it requires to people to operate...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can self-reload with the pack it's just like 3x as long, maybe 5-6 seconds compared to a buddy reload.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new peak at 458k players achieved tonight
    >servers holding strong
    >played for 5 hours with the boys with no bugs, crashes, or glitches
    >countless hilarious moments and big plays
    >unlocked them all helldive difficulty and we’re all stoked to play again after work tomorrow
    >140 hours in for me, everything unlocked, almost filled out the warbonds, still having an awesome time

    This game is a solid 9/10 awesome, frick everybody who wanted this to fail.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've played so much that I'm unironically having dreams about the game and it's mechanics. I had one where I was low crawling in mud to avoid red scanners in the trees, and another where I threw a red strategem beacon at some butthole's car in traffic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >after work
      >tomorrow
      Anon, I'm sorry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >already 140 Hours dumped into the Game
      >play again after work tomorrow

      ye, sure "work" lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta anon, but
        >2024
        >still isn't working at home slaving junior devs

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >holding onto the majority of the samples and sitting on a rock with another guy at evac with 10 seconds left
    >one of the other morons blast us with an orbital
    good job moron, im maxed on upgrades so i dont care

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    :3

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember section 8 prejudice?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I thought of it instantly when I first dropped into a mission.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what in mobile game christ is that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        multiplayer objective control death match between 2 teams. Players drop in anywhere on the map their desire since they are orbital shot into the battle field ala helldivers style. However the enemy team can contest and control bases which will activate the AA-turrets and blow you out of the sky or use resources to call in AA stratagems to do the same. Which also can be show down by AA. Everyone is in a mech suit that can benefit from an abundance of shield, which recharge but are weaker, armor which has more soak potential but needs downtime to repair, stealth to avoid being targeted or displaying your current build, or a balance because adapt or die. You can run for 4 seconds before the kenetic overdrive system takes you from 15 miles per hour to 90 and you jump jets can help you clear kilometers of distance and elevation as your build dictates. Vehicles, heavy armor, mechs, fast scout bikes, anto personal turrets, anti vehicles turrets, anti air as described before. All of this in a fast violent explosive online match setting against 8 other rat bastards and all the over the top game fluff of Helldivers and Super Earth.

        It honestly was a fricking kickass game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spelling erros
          I may or may not have drank a pint ogf vodka before writing this. Still Section 8 was a fricking blast. I would put it on par with mech assault 2 online. Mind blowingly good for its time and still pretty fricking decent today. You missed out by not playing it in it's halcyon days.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a time before console aimbot games became popular
          >people got mad about the aimbot ability
          >the ability had a cooldown
          >you could literally spec your guy to be aimbot resistant
          >b***h fits constantly
          >now everyone plays games with their controller aimbot on PC
          Amazing how things turn out.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I fricking LOVED that. You could spec into not getting HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH NOON'D because it was a mechanic and a fricking option for the player. I personally liked high armor with high vampire amp link to suck my enemy dry jumping like a manic methed up homosexual while they tried desperately to tdk me down before the vamp link took them out and require pretty much no aiming.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If I remember correctly you could just wrecking ball people by super running into them.
              Good times.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the original section 8, played that shit on ps3
      was great fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God now I want a third person Section 8 reboot. I played both games and they were awesome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember this super autistic kid in highschool whose entire identity was that he browsed Ganker bought me that. He was weird as frick and smelled like cigarettes and I didn't browse back then so I only played with him once. I remembered feeling bad about it, though.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you will never operate with your boys on alien worlds, spread imperialism through the stars and call in heavy artillery on the enemies of humanity
    I don't feel so good bros...

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I see the secondary objectives that give medals?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven’t had one for the past couple days for some reason

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK SCRAMBLING HOLY SHIT. No way is it random, you put in a sentry ten times and it gives you airstrikes every time, try reverse psychology and put in an airstrike, and you get the same or a different strike almost guaranteed.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the revolver. I can't hit anything with the first person sights but I can usually pop devastators in two shots when I crouch with third person aim. Auto pistol is prolly still best for bugs.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should script it so this happens on Super Earth

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stratagem synergies would be a good idea. It would allow the lesser used ones to have a purpose. Like Acid smoke being flammable so if someone also used napalm in the same contact zone it would massively boost destructive potential. Or turrets getting faster firing rate and better accuracy the more of them are in the same kill radius.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love doing missions, but it's a real shame that playing the game as intended is a far worse waste of time than mortar farming.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you dont get samples doing that though
      levels past 20 dont matter, requisition is not scarce since only a few strategems are any good, medals are also not that important since all the good stuff is found early in the unlocks.
      getting all destroyer upgrades is the only meaningful grind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Consider this: what are those homosexuals farming for? They're moronic ritalin addled zoomers accustomed to limited time battle passes. That doesn't exist here. Let those morons burn out and the game will be better for it.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people keep shilling the EAT or auto cannon
    >they suck dick

    chad grenade launcher for life Black folk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      only railgun is good
      arc thrower would also be good if they made it not bug out at times

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET YOUR FRICKIN BOOTS TO DRAUPNIR gayETS.
    I NEED SOLDIERS WITH BRAINCELLS IN MY TEAM TO SPILL OIL WITH.
    NOT DUMB SHIT NPCS THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE WORKING FOR THE FILTHY BOTS
    I do allow robogirls as spoils of war in my squad. Look at what they did to this POOR TROOPER

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the automatons have marching "songs"

    i like all these little details

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robots shittalking on comms when.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They shit talk you and super earth, some lines have been carried over (though changed cuz cyborgs sounded diff)
      "Valu vak Helldiver"
      "[something] Scum"
      I'm sure there's more.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the only one who isn't getting daily missions anymore?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt' get one either, just the day I got the game (weds)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      3rd day in a row.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just assumed i've been completing them without realizing, it's usually been something like "kill 15 devastators" that you finish in one mission

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah they're definitely fricked.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bots are just too fricking hard on hard mode civ extraction missions

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can make and throw snowballs at each other in certain snow maps

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That prompt being constantly there on Heeth was the worst. Cool planet otherwise.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 minutes to new sloP!

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you bring up the sights for the anti material rifle?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Middle click

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the settings you can activate a mode when right click brings up sights and right hold does normal third person aim in
      i find it works well and doesnt cause mixups

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we not save loadouts?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Helldiver spinoff where we're a Pilot of our own Eagle and sometimes a co-pilot to Eagle1 where it's AceCombat but Helldivers and we pwn Automaton ships/fighters and Flying Bugs and stuff when?
    Getting sweaty in the wienerpit with Eagle1

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP DYING YOU COWARDS!!!

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does destroying dropships with a rocket actually do anything? I've seen bots just freefall onto the ground and keep going like nothing happened.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes. The RR is borderline pointless because while yes, it is powerful, it also has a long fricking reload time and on high difficulties dropping 1 ship that may or may not kill some of its passangers doesn't fricking matter when there are 4-5 more coming in the same moment and by the time you reload they'll all be gone.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUPERSTORE BLOWOUT SOON, FELLOW HELLDIVER!
    Oh really? When?
    NOW!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SUPERSTORE BLOWOUT
      Elaborate.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        get out of here, helldiver

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hownew.ru?

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thicc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      some of the heavy armour makes you walk like you shat your pants

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >like you shat your pants
        >like
        you mean you didn't?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek given the last few shuttle escapes I sure did, we lost all samples because the one with them didn't board and spaced out, he silently rage quitted
          i can swear the time to board was sorter this time
          what is the usualy wait before the shuttle abandons everyone after the first board? 20 secs, 14 secs or 6 secs?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Where is the coward?
        >w-what coward?
        >THE COWARD THAT SHIT MY PANTS?!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know the armour ratings probably won't make a substantial difference to survivability, but I can't wait for the devs to unfrick them just so I can actually wear some of the damn sets without it being an objective downgrade

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if someone brings the increased stamina booster it makes heavy much more survivable. I love muh heavy armor but don't like making the runs across the map taking 20 mins when it becomes time to search for medals/credits. Vehicles will solve that, ppl are hype about the mechs but I also hope we get the two seat motorcycle that one was my fav.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk about motorcycle, maybe in a while after a few updates. the NotWarthog that you see burned out around maps will definitely be coming back first. same way the burned out mechs are a tease for that first content drop
          A 4 person car will be comfy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I loved the vehicles from HD1 but I do think we're now at a stage where people are going to be in an uproar and say that Mechs ruined the game unless they are limited to harder difficulty modes or certain maps.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Helldivers 1 heavy armour made you damn near immune to attacks from the basic trash enemies, so it might end up being pretty tough. I think the movement penalty was more severe in the first game though.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Joined by destroyer Mother of Family Values

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post ship names mines Elected Representative Of The Regime

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sword of the Regime

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dream of Serenity.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soul of Conviction, I tried to make it as Halo-sounding as possible and this is what I came up with

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sovereign of the Stars

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Indominus Spirit of Makinds Supremacy and Domination over Lesser Lifeform Filth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superintendent of Midnight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soul of Democracy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sovereign of Dawn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SES ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE OF STEEL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diamond of Gold

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Martyr of the State.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dawn of Liberty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prophet of Truth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then you must be silenced.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah shit, is that really an option? That's way more Halo-y than my ship, I've brought shame to Super Earth

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can change it anytime

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but to someone else's idea? Shameful

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hammer of family values

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always bring an orbital laser

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, that should be it's unofficial name in the lore by the helldivers because it's what it is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SES Wings of Redemption. Always gets a laugh from friends.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agent of Peace

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHIELD OF TRUTH
      no double meaning there, citizen!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lady of Mercy
      All knees shall bend!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NIG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hammer of allegiance

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mother of Starlight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sword of Law

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fist of family values
      btw, how do i get autocannon work against titan? I don't really like railgun tbhfamlam

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eye of conquest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judgement of Carrion

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stay the frick out of our managed democracy you emo grimdark 40k morons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patriot of The Patriots there is no other option you fricking scumbag fricks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's Emperor of Freedom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sword of Peace

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally unlocked the Grenade Launcher
    I'm so ready to frick these bots up goddamn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its great vs bugs. shits on the pukers and noobtubes bug nests. I've been going off solo in my groups 4-mans and clearing 2-3 medium/large nests and an objective or two every mission at 8

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      GL is great for deleting the walkers and the hordes of units dropped by dropships. Grab a resupply pack and be the hero that destroys all the bot spawners from a hundred meters away.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will need help with Bile Titans, Chargers, Hulks, and Tanks. It fricks absolutely everything else up, even armored targets, because its blast damage can hit the squishy bits behind the armor. This is also true of the Scorcher and Dominator btw
      Luv me GL, it's a brilliant addition to a team that's heavy on autocannons/railguns for its crowd-mowing capability while they take care of armored targets you can't

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no custom ship names so I can't have the SES Two For Flinching

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SES Nate Higgers
      >SES 41% Club
      >SES Tree Fiddy
      >SES Bussy Stretcher
      >SES Drestroyer McDestroyerface

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SES Black person Slayer

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just got the game, completed the tutorial and first mission
    >search for match on trivial difficulty
    >get a match right away
    >a dude who is somehow lower level than me
    >we stick together in spooky bug country
    >cover each other's backs
    >call for extract, defend against the bug horde and make it out alive together
    nice mix of spooky and comfy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      all the way up to challenge feels really boring. not enough enemies. I introduced my friend to the game and he was like oh theres some bugs i guess and proceed to shite on them before they call for back up. I had to just stand back and be a sort of tour guide because if i also joined in it would be a write off

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering you only need to complete 1 chain of missions per difficulty it's possible to get a guy from diff 1 to helldive in a day or two. We unlocked level 6~8 with a level 7 guy that ended up at level 12 by the end.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is with that win 8 defense missions? I'm stuck at 4. Bugged?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      major orders are community challenges
      it's to defend the whole planet not a single mission

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        jesus christ
        8 defense campaigns aka planets, not operations

        What these two anons mean to say is keep playing and eventually it will unglitch itself and the number goes up.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're not supposed to spoonfeed them anon if they cant figure it out themselves the sooner they stop playing the better

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just trying to help anon out. It seems to work during non-peak hours better than peak hours.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what it means is the community will do it in a few days or not and you can't do shit about it right now on a personal level

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ
      8 defense campaigns aka planets, not operations

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the point of sending reinforcements when you're just gonna immediately extract them?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dabbing on your enemies that you can afford the expense of both equipment and manpower if they're lost.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why shoot a man out of a ship before retrieving him anyway?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starship Troopers were never meant to portray an intelligent army.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about the point. It is all about sending a message.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      super earth has very rigid bureaucracy.
      4 helldivers deployed should equal 4 helldivers retrieved

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they fix the armor stats yet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, but don't worry heavycuck, lightCHADS will still be carrying your sorry asses when the stats do get fixed

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have tips where the frick to aim with the arc thrower for the bot walkers? It seems super random on how it either takes one shot or a million hits to kill them aiming for their visor. Also it doesnt let you kill the pilot from the sides, the arc seems to just hit the walker instead and fizzle out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      always aim the arc thrower high, right above a targets head

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      aim a little higher with it and hope for the best

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bug missions are getting repetitive
    >terminator missions are too chaotic
    we need a third race to exterminate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well you will once they add in the Illuminate or equivalent.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ancient ayys with shields coming in april
      >zombie citizens and urban environments coming this summer
      >demon owl people using dark magic coming in autumn

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        source? only leaks so far are illuminates being teased and some kind of plant aliens being datamined (I heard, never saw myself)
        urban environments will probably come back but zombie citizens would be boring as shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        owl people using dark magic coming in autumn
        sounds awesome, hope they read this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about the god damn npcs on my ship.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'll all be just as diverse™ and annoying as the three there currently.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOO MY TOTALITARIAN FASCIST SOCIETY INSPIRED BY STARSHIP TROOPERS PRIMARILY HAS TO BE ALL WHITE MEN
          ???

          source materialbros... our response? inspirationsisters? homagexirs?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            this isnt a starship troopers game

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It really is. But also

              >NOOO MY TOTALITARIAN FASCIST SOCIETY INSPIRED BY STARSHIP TROOPERS PRIMARILY HAS TO BE ALL WHITE MEN
              ???

              source materialbros... our response? inspirationsisters? homagexirs?

              >MY TOTALITARIAN FASCIST SOCIETY INSPIRED BY STARSHIP TROOPERS PRIMARILY HAS TO BE ALL WHITE MEN
              Unironically yes. Cope. Diversity cannot into space.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >MY TOTALITARIAN SOCIETY INSPIRED BY STARSHIP TROOPERS HAS TO BE ALL WHITE MEN
            You already know, b***h ass homie

            space colonies are aryan coded

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >our response?
            The protagonist in Starship Troopers is a spic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bots are unironically easier if people just don't run around randomly like morons. They're way easier to retreat from since a lot of them use range, so if the going gets tough you can just retreat and come back. They're also way easier to kill via rail gun than the bugs since all of them die to a headshot, and the tank is easier to 500kg than a bile titan since it holds still way more.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wished more people used the arc thrower on bugs, rips right through bug breaches and with 4 people it gives chargers the electric shock therapy they desperately need to not be raging turret loving gays

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please somebody explain the appeal cause to me this looks like shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      co-op larger than life parody on over the top 00's america featuring Terminator and Starship Troopers. Chaotic, hectic gameplay with excessive firepower in the form of various strategems and weaponry

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So its really just edf but foggy?

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aim for this bussy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      go to bed nate

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically had dudes gloriously trying to hold the line while I chuck grenades at fabricators
    >could hear their avatars repeating 'Get some! Get Some" in the firefight

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game suddenly crashed
    >refuses to start back up
    >it's some gameguard bullshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Open task manager and close hd2 you imbecile

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    city maps when?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So long as it comes with some orchestral slow jazz and a silenced SMG/pistol combo I'm game.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spear launcher any good?Since everyone above carry the railgun and it got stale i want to use it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's good for titans and tanks, nothing else really

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no it’s among the worst support weapons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's OK, it can kill Tanks and Hulks in one clean shot and I think it can get Bile Titans too, but it's a lot of effort

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lockon is finnicky and inconsistent, better off using the EATS or recoilless with a loader

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't use it if you're too close
      >Can't use it if you're too far
      >Takes too long to lock on and you lose tracking of the target
      >Takes too long to reload unless you have a teammate wasting time to reload it
      It's shit, railgun is just too OP by comparison.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its true purpose is destroying automaton bases from across the map, doesn't work on bug holes but its ez money against bot bases.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE'RE LOOSING TROOST WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU ALL DOING?

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God frick these rescue missions. The higher difficulty just drops tank after tank and hulk and armored shit everywhere.

    Can't keep up with all that, I run out of strategems. Why does it spam the drop pods so damn hard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very high chance it's overtuned or just outright glitches. Lower diffs are manageable because at most will see a single hulk and it usually trundles in as a patrol.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do the distraction strat, halfway through they will just start dropping bots at the objective so the person escorting just runs to the distractors to reset it.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prove you’re playing on helldive difficulty or I’ll no longer argue with you.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely wish we could switch between 3rd and 1st permanently. Not just when aiming. Kind of like how PUBG lets you. Just a button switch between the two.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >breaker will probably be nerfed soon
    It's not fricking fair, a good automatic shotgun in a game and it's gonna get fricked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i prefer the smg

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Defender is actually pretty underrated and you can use it with the ballistic shield which is neat.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah the problem with the shotgun is its damage falls off. i can see why people like it if you are being rushed by berserkers or something it can obliterate them but thats also what the automatic pistol is for and i rarely use it otherwise. Magdumping the shotgun into devastators at range can work but if you have the railgun you dont need. The defender is the optimal weapon for rapidly killing lots of regular bots at range, it can wipe a whole dropship worth in one magazine and it also makes it more likley you have something to shoot commisars when you notice them as dealing with these things at range with the shotgun means you could be mid reload more frequently due to the nature of shotgun requiring you to basically three tap things at range because sometimes two doesnt cut it. Its basically the same for defender with a bigger magazine size

          railgun, defender, whatever the auto pistol is with eagle airstrike, shield backpack, and orbital laser. Thats my loadout.
          Stamina booster and light armor

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What keybinds do you use for strategems? It sucks ass to have to stop moving when things get hectic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta practice your stratagem hero i don't stop for more than a half-second

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to turn off the femoid voices? Without having to randomly hear a completely out of place woman voice in the middle of my terminator vietnam game it would have no hint of the stink of modern idpol game design.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except the whole lack of sexes and the fact that if you choose a female voice (lol) the helldiver bodytype has no hips or breasts, so you've basically got femboys.
      You could always pretend they're just that, Super Earth femboy Helldivers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        both body types fit females as well as males under the armor

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shoulders far wider than the hips even with the lean bodytype
          Yeah, nah.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            your idea of female proportions has been corrupted by Black folk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you seen the ass on the lean trailblazer

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >running with 3 man squad
    >4th joins, but doesn't
    >repeat 7 times
    >every time it happens we can't switch our main weapons
    Any fix to this besides dying?

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I check my weapon kills so I can see if I have almost finished my order

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the order tells you how many you've gotten anon
      unless that piece of UI is bugged too then just keep using it until it goes away i guess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >randomly get stuck in a state where I'm unable to do anything but dolphin dive
      >has happened and gotten me subsequently killed twice already
      Only started happening today too, within the span of a few hours. I hope this fricks off right quick.

      Hit escape/start and look to the bottom right of the screen if you want to check while you're in a mission.

      Armor rating is still bugged?

      Still bugged.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sometimes I've almost died because I've out my weapon away somehow after map interaction or strat interaction and been mauled by bugs I couldn't fire at until weapon switching.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Armor rating is still bugged?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, otherwise i would buy that heavy armor right now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dummy, buy it so you have it for when things get fixed.

        A laspistol secondary would be neat honestly.

        >tfw no Imperial Guard style armour and lasgun (see; Cadian pattern) to purge the xeno with

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'd rather wait too see next month's premium war bond. devs said new ones might cost more super credits than the current one

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can rapidly farm supercredits by doing level 1 missions, you can check all POIs in like 5 minutes and are likley to find an average of about 30 per run

            thats over 1k in three hours

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Soloable?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes level 1 missions you just drop in with whatever and run in a circle checking all the POIs then escape out back to the ship taking whatever medals (usually around 3 or so) and supercredits you found with you.
                If for some reason you want to farm green samples you need to wait on the 2 minute extraction timer though.
                Bring light armor so you can sprint longer, deploy in one part of the map then just go clockwise or counterclockwise, level 1 maps are so small you can just run from POI to POI with out fuss, put on an audiobook or something

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              But how do I farm warbonds?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is honestly probably the best way to farm medals too
                the medals you find laying around in POI can be anywhere from +1 to +3 medals so you can leave some missions with like 5 medals with out even extracting. you can easily get 350 supercredits and 35 medals per hour doing this

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                high difficulties OR you do the bot defense evac missions on high difficulties and just don't do the objective. Circle the map(smaller on defense missions so everything is close together and in a near-perfect ring around the objective) and grab all the POI's( with a friend to get the double doors) then just catch the emergency shuttle at the end to evac with your samples.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sell 500% more copies than they expected
            >oy vey goyim due to inflation we will need to raise prices
            israelites.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              don't forget they raised the deluxe upgrade from 10 to 20 usd

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Depends on whats in the warbond you whiny baby

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >40-80 super credits spawn in every mission
              >between 12 and 20 missions you can unlock the premium battlepass anywag
              moron-kun...

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A laspistol secondary would be neat honestly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes please then I can complete my zero ammunition use loadout

      Dummy, buy it so you have it for when things get fixed.

      [...]
      >tfw no Imperial Guard style armour and lasgun (see; Cadian pattern) to purge the xeno with

      >>tfw no Imperial Guard style armour
      the current light armour in the superstore is close enough
      >and lasgun (see; Cadian pattern)
      Just need to wait for the Sickle to be added

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want a secondary like the handcannon from Lost Planet. Just have a 30mm HEAP round in your back pocket.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope they add stuff like Hunter Killer jumbo drones from the Terminator movies. Shooting them down and having them slam into shit would be great

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the devs allowed to do this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO gays allowed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most deserved ban. Why the frick would they add a lgtbq cape?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. The only flag you'd be flying is the flag of super earth and the heldivers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MUH REPRUHSENTAYSHUN.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(banned) too
      People are so tired of their shit, lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        those are intentional false flags by deranged antiwokests

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This
          probably posted here by the same seething tard too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you should look at the discussions
        they're literally replying anyone who tries saying shit like as bugs/bots in disguise. kek

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is.
          >add rainbow cape
          >friendly fire stats skyrocket
          >operators start to ban helldivers for this resulting in less helldivers on the field
          >happy bugs and bots

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Helldivers the western version of EDF? Because that sounds awesome.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's EDF on a much smaller scale, without handcrafted scenarios on each mission and an absolute lack of cool vehicles and weapons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has funny ragdolls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pig is getting slaughtered?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, roller coaster ride.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let's just say what he saw left him stunned.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pigs troubles are now over. Try not to be too jealous.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's EDF if instead of being a bullshit kusoge superman who shoots God down with his AR-1500 you're instead a cardboard armored jarhead conscript LARPing as an elite army ranger doing backline jungle patrol depot smashing wetwork, and are also simultaneously playing Ranger and Air Raider at the same time with a dash of Wing Diver or Fencer available through some equipment or vehicles

      The pig is getting slaughtered?

      no no he's just getting comfy on a Coney Island attraction bro he's fine

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's EDF if instead of being a bullshit kusoge superman who shoots God down with his AR-1500
        But that's the best part.
        >EDF 5
        >EDF tries to arrest God.
        >God resists arrest

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          absofrickinglutely, but EDF even in Air Raider gameplay can't quite offer the guerilla feeling of painting some robocommie field workshop for a stick of 250lb bombs before melting back into the night before they can frick you up the ass with an airdropped tank called in from the alert flares they just popped off. Two different feels that feel great in separate sittings, both of them HFY flavored. god Sandlot & D3 are Black folk for taking so long to release in the West, two fricking years when it's been 1 for the past couple. if I wasn't holding out for PC I'd have grabbed the SEA English vers by now

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen a couple of players with neon purple question marks on them. What updtj8d with that?

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    do things like autocannons and recoilless rifle require two players?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely require? no
      work much better with? yes, RR especially so.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it comes with two parts, the weapon and the backpack. if you want to use it by yourself, you need to equip both, thus sacrificing your backpack slot and making your reload way slower. if another player picks up the backpack they can reload for you and it is lightning fast, but the downside is if they aren't available and nearby you literally cannot reload.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To circumvent this my buddy and I just both pack autocannons and rotate shoot/reload duties. So far, we've been an absolute force to be reckoned with, especially when the one shooting is on a roll with pinpoint accurate weakpoint hits. I really hope they add an alternative to the recoilless rifle that has high-explosive rounds but low armor pen.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I really hope they add an alternative to the recoilless rifle that has high-explosive rounds but low armor pen.
          That's basically the grenade launcher. It'll happily delete a massive crowd of light enemies with a few trigger pulls.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nein. Load time for single auto cannon isn't even that bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not needed but it does make them vastly stronger
      the autocannon especially becomes absolutely insane
      it lowers recoil immensely and you can just fire as fast as you want with the other player constantly reloading
      i have laid waste to entire armies with one autocannon just by having a reloader

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to join someone's game
    >Keeps immediately failing

    Anyone else?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes this was happening to me last night, only to me not my two friends. Restarted my PC, rebooted my router, nothing. It's like I'm shadowbanned but its almost certainly just the servers still being shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I havent been able to join anyone but people can join me so I just host my own lobbies.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.pcgamer.com/some-helldivers-2-players-are-inexplicably-killing-each-other-for-resources-despite-a-dozen-different-ui-elements-telling-you-theyre-shared/

    You are all braindead morons. Happened to me yesterday as well. Then the idiot died and didn't even board the shuttle because he was the last one standing and didn't re-enforce.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      theyre probably just trying to pad their stats and get achievements

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        greed knows no boundaries I'm okay with him losing everything, we just laughed over mic

        no, i'm killing you for spamming the button and glitching out the pickups and losing everyone medals and SC
        and you dumbfricks are so moronic you think its because of this

        well 4 people lost 30 minutes of their lives, that guy was seething though. should have ratted out his gamertag here so you can avoid his ass.

        next time I'll record it with my cards HW encoder

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, i'm killing you for spamming the button and glitching out the pickups and losing everyone medals and SC
      and you dumbfricks are so moronic you think its because of this

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HELP ME I'M STUCK IN FRICKING DRAUPNIR

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      either works because there is a learning curve. you won't be using anything anymore that worked for you in early game later on. how many of you will pick the stalwart or MG over the railgun later on?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >try using things other than the railgun and breaker
      >get relentlessly shit on in helldive difficulty
      its not that hard to figure out anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use shotguns and snipers for everything.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How were the servers last night? Did raising the cap to 700k make things more bearable?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The idle kick system fixed it all on its own from my experience. Prolly a bunch of idle chink bots hogging server space.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That and the afk kick have genuinely saved the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wish they would revert the afk kick thing now that there is 700k cap

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can get into the game no problem but i cant join my friend's lobbies and matchmaking is still fricked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been able to log in without issues the past day or so.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >friend keeps meleeing me and shooting me the whole game
    >do it back to him one time
    >goes apeshit and starts TKing me over and over
    guy's about to have one less friend

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like he was never your friend. Meanwhile
      >rando joins my game
      >go up to a pod to open it
      >he bonks me with melee and goes to open it himself
      >bonk him and snatch it
      >spend the whole match whacking each other on objectives
      Much fun was had.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Objective: Survive - The Video Game
    not really lol
    even if you die here you respawn like 20 more times and the overall atmosphere is "get some you fricking bugs" not a desperate last stand
    the Tide games are closer to what you're referring, even if they're jankier

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      up your difficulty

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autocannon considered good?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's bretty good. Medium armor pen and decent reload speed when solo so you can pop tanks and cannon turrets on their vents.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >each helldiver gets their own ship
    >lobbies are the ship and there are 4 hellpod hatches
    ??? uhm, hello? ludonarrative dissonance?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he completely missed the fact that your destroyer links up with the host's in formation

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is everyone on the same ship them?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your ship is in orbit so it can offer you your chosen support options in battle. You move to the hosts main ship to discuss battle plans and then dive to the surface

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fire up the game
    >finish tutorial
    >my ship janny is debra wilson
    omg....

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want ship customisation, I want different styled ships, I want armour colour customisation added to all armours.
    I want less homosexual looking Onions Wars style armours.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're winning Ingmar, bros.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >armor colors cant be changed so you either have the full outfit or a mess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, should have just gone the halo route where you get a primary and secondary color and just choose from a color wheel but oh well

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I really need to make a snoy account? Is there a lot of snoy players to play with>?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i never had to link one

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in orbit of bot world, see Super Earth destroyer get exploded by Bot artillery
    >no mission to go destroy Bot orbital defense installations

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Super Earth destroyer get exploded by Bot artillery
      That can happen?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch out the window over a bot planet some time. You'll see giant red energy blasts flying out from the surface and occasionally blow up other destroyers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But if every destroyer is a player, then what actually happened to the player that it triggered that animation?

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone says the flamethrower is garbage
    >mfw flamemaxxing against bugs with the flamer, napalm strike, and incendiary grenades with armour that gives you three more of them and the laser guard dog for spice and the orbital railgun for emergencies
    It's ridiculously fun and absolutely incredible at getting rid of massive bug swarms, as long as the other three guys bring some reliable AT to deal with chargers you will have basically no problems with anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      chargers actually get completely fricked by flamethrowers
      you need about 5 seconds of direct fire on them and they die

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't 5 seconds of continuous fire the whole tank?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's about 3/4s yes
          but it absolutely kills a charger from full health to death
          but now that the "chargers legs become vulnerable to normal bullets when they skid" tactic has been found, chargers don't matter anymore anyway

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the "chargers legs become vulnerable to normal bullets when they skid" tactic
            The what?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >skid tactic
              Elaborate. They're the only reason I bring railgun to bug missions and i wanna bring my machinegun again.

              after chargers complete their charge and turn around to reengage their legs effectively have no armour, for some reason

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well I'm sure that will be patched but i'll be sure to abuse it for now.

                Weapon specialized armor, like armor that comes with a huge backpack for way more flamethrower ammo and so on.

                So the supply backpack?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Supply backpack is generalized, talking about weapon specific supply armor that basically overclocks the ammo count for the weapon it's designed for

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Might be interesting but it would prolly need a drawback like no primary weapon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Flamer armor has cool 90's style democratic flame decals, arc thrower armor has cool ass lightning decals and electrical warnings. Acid grenade armor has biohazard shit and so on.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >skid tactic
              Elaborate. They're the only reason I bring railgun to bug missions and i wanna bring my machinegun again.

              try it out solo to see it
              go find a charger
              have him run at you and then run/dodge out the way
              turn around and look at charger, he will do an animation where he stops and skids on the ground
              during this animation shoot the back of the legs (you can start firing a bit early and see the armor ping icons) with your primary
              you will see you are doing damage
              depending on your weapon and accuracy you can kill him in one go or in two

              no idea if its a bug, but yeah, primary fire during that animation fricks chargers

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posting an immediately removed video
                At least the webm shows it off nicely.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >removed by the uploader
                the god damn bugs whacked him, johnny

                they uploaded a better video

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >removed by the uploader
                the god damn bugs whacked him, johnny

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >skid tactic
            Elaborate. They're the only reason I bring railgun to bug missions and i wanna bring my machinegun again.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen someone running a similar setup, or possibly you, hosing down a charger with the flamer and it eventually died so it's not a completely hopeless struggle against armored bugs.

        You can kill them with the flamethrower but it feels like it takes way too long with just one, and especially if the game is throwing two or three of them at your team at once.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen someone running a similar setup, or possibly you, hosing down a charger with the flamer and it eventually died so it's not a completely hopeless struggle against armored bugs.

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pitch some ideas for armor/helmet/weapon mods.
    >Heavy Armor: reduce velocity from damage force
    >Sidearms: Increased armor piercing when primary weapon and support weapon has no ammo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scout armor that gives all MG's tracer rounds for both visual flare and a slight chance to catch things on fire

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      armor that make you immune to burning and fire damage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A shoulder plasma cannon like in the predator would be great

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavy armor with arm actuated strength that lets you rip guns off of turrets and emplacements for another carry weapon option

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gunslinger: You now dual wield your sidearm with 150% max ammo;.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weapon specialized armor, like armor that comes with a huge backpack for way more flamethrower ammo and so on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guns that are not complete garbage

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would be fixed by simply giving players weapon customization and modding.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obligatory Ghillie suit for way better stealth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, the armors with reduced detection rate make the bugs effectively blind until you're standing on top of them and it's reasonably good vs borgs who are a little slow to react but can see you a further out.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A light armor that has bug exoskeleton parts all over it that lets you smell like the bugs so they have a much worse time detecting you.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Planet specific armor stealth ratings. Get really autistic with it like the MGS3 camo index so wearing white armor on a snow planet WILL make you (slightly) harder to detect and so on.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started this game with fighting robots, then I fought the bugs and thought the game was too easy fighting the bugs.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway to use Gyro with 8bitdo? Or will I have to set up mixed inputs like I did with Monster Hunter World? Or just use KBM, that can work too.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >complete a mission
    >everything went fine
    >get kicked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you're shit moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i did this to the lowest scoring diver just now.
      be better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kick everybody after a match because game doesn't let me disband normally
      Nothing personel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just did this recently to make room for a friend, nothing personal

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My squad needs 1 pure snow warrior to face down the difficulty 8 bots. Join up divers.
    >steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241967813568/76561198141817078

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't join 🙁

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        restart game and try again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best armor was basically free
      I cant wear anything else

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the RR over the Railgun for bots. Railgun for sure against the bugs though.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's this game without friends?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mostly play with anons and it's great.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why always shit items in the superstore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until they fix armor ratings, terminator armor is good for bots and once they fix armor rating, the bulk +armor armor will be probably be good.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So uhh
    Does it not bother anyone else that there's like 3 maps in this game?
    I'm so, so tired of doing the same 2 layouts of civilian rescue over and over and over
    and the only thing that changes that up is the mission to kill 120 androids (why is it so low? The mission is literally over in 2 minutes)
    I have 8 hours played in this game and only 3 and a half hours of that is marked as In Mission.. because the 3 missions are totally busted and over instantly so I can spend more time in unskippable menus

    Like everyone is loving and praising this game and it's kind of making me feel like I'm crazy. 'cause Uhh this is complete dog shit lol???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... do you not realize you can leave to other planets?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just hit quickplay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          then yeah, go refund the game, i don't want to share it with your room temp iq

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the big tiddy goth helldiver girl hands you the c-01 permit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets handed a C-01 permit from an xeno girl that wants to experience democracy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHOOT THEM! We must not believe their lies!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But Anon! Think of her huge... commitments to democracy!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hive minds cannot, by definition be democratic, they have a queen, the bugs are, dare I say it, MONARCHISTS

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              SIGN ME THE FRICK UP!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Expect a visit citizen

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You gotta do what you gotta do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets handed a C-01 permit from an xeno girl that wants to experience democracy

      Btw Most Helldivers are around 18 years old.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Controversial Opinion: Different cape styles, such as thin capes, mesh capes, thick capes with fur trim, long anime scarves and ponchos

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the human x bug project is going well
    >this new humanoid, codename hornet, will help you on the battlefield

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >find a heavy sniper rifle
    >how do i even go into 1st person aim?
    >check controls, says click mouse wheel
    >nothing happens
    as good as hd2 is i have spent an unreasonable long amount of time trying to adjust kbnm controls

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW THE FRICK DO YOU GET SUPER CREDITS WITHOUT GOYING OUT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can farm them on low difficulty, i hear its something like 150-200 an hour.
      You run around a small map and hit all to POI's and then abandon the mission since you dont need to extract to keep them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just play the game and look for the bunkers, beacons, and containers.

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the bugs that will kill and eat babies, kids, women, grandmas, grandpas, cats and dogs are morally better and less than humanity because they aren't nazis.

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you win the civilian extracts against bots?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 people all with personal shields, railguns, mortar sentries and an offensive stratagem of your choice is enough to get you through difficulty 5

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 people all with personal shields, railguns, mortar sentries and an offensive stratagem of your choice is enough to get you through difficulty 5

      or just create a diversion in the filed while one person extracts the civvies, like you should be doing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      three makes a distraction while the other sneaks his way to them making loud shit

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    game works or wait to buy till the afternoon?

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have a solution for the anticheat not fricking updating?

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Few people on my steam friend list want me to buy this game but I don't trust those frickers to stick around for long with this game (bought few fotm games to play with them and regretted it) so my questions are:
    How is it playable with randoms and how is quick play?
    Do you unlock difficulties?
    How much grind there is?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How is it playable with randoms and how is quick play?
      becomes an increasing gamble as you go up in difficulty, you should be able to solo clear objectives up to 7 out of 9 difficulty rating, though
      >Do you unlock difficulties?
      yes, by finishing na operation of the maximum difficulty you can play. oepration being a chain of missions (only 1 on lower difficulties)
      >How much grind there is?
      playing normally can get you everything you need in a dozen to 20 hours, some higher tier ship upgrades will require going out of your way to collect the stuff you need but it's not terrible

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you unlock difficulties.
      I don't think there is too much grind, since I went up pretty quickly.
      Especially if your frens are higher level I think

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Extremely playable with randoms unless you get very unlucky with shitters/trolls, play as host if you're paranoid of bad experiences. Quick play has gone out a few times, but the servers seem to finally have their shit together for good now. I actually play solo a lot of the time.
      >Yes, but this happens quickly. You have to complete a mini-campaign of two/three on a difficulty to unlock the next one up. Very doable.
      >Not much, at first you're levelling up for new call-ins and a few guns which are all theoretically linear options though there are a few ones that are better than others. You get these quite quickly however, and unlocking stuff is fun. Once you have all of these, there is technically a grind to buy upgrades for your ship, but most of these upgrades (sans the planes) aren't very significant and it's not a painful experience

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How is it playable with randoms and how is quick play?
      Organized groups are preferable but it's playable with randoms. Most missions are winnable solo if you're good enough so you can definitely do them with randoms dicking around, although some specific missions (extract civilians) are too much for weak teams to handle that's where you'll get filtered
      >Do you unlock difficulties?
      Yes you start on baby mode and unlock the next difficulty by beating one operation on your current difficulty mode. If you play in a group you don't need to unlock difficulties to play with others tho, only the host of your group needs to have them unlocked
      >How much grind there is?
      Enough to keep you busy for days

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >40min mission
    >fighting to the very last minute against titans at the evac
    >host times out
    >gain nothing at all

    Swede fricks learned nothing from vermintide..

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >suicide mission
    >chink host sprints to extract after objectives while we still have 20 minutes on the clock, 18 lives and haven't recovered the super sample rock yet
    what the frick why are chinks impatient little Black folk, we only had about a third of the normal samples too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His boss called him back to the factory, these iphones ain't gonna assemble themselves

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anti-Cheat: nProtect GameGuard
    Why are these Black folk like this? What is this fetishistic obsession of installing rootkits on my machine and snooping through my very well organized smut folders? Why do billion dollar companies and studio want my online banking information? Who the frick are they selling this information to? I'm sick and tired of this shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The anti cheat is the reason why I didnt get the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, if your PC is running windows and is connected to the internet then the glowies already know everything about you

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PC too shit to play this game
    >cant afford new pc because of israelitevidia

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      try getting a job

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you running? I'm playing it on a GTX 970 and it's pretty smooth

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't finish a single mission because of network frickery
    If I host, server at some point will just decide to disconnect all players and I am left all alone (My friends continue to play as if I'm still there hosting)
    If somebody else is hosting I just get network error eventually and disconnect

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unlock railgun
    it doesn't feel as strong as the autocannon
    it does free up the backpack slot I guess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It lacks the explosive trait but it has stronger armor penetration than the autocannon

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >failed to join lobby
    aaaaahhh how is it broken again. i guess the weekend?

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i unlock new weapons?
    think i'm level 5 now but the armory still only shows the starter weapons, no other things to unlock

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's in the gaypass is you click on requisitions

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        On Xbox controller press X. You spend medals on them. Read the top of your screen it's the warbond stuff.

        press R to unlock weapons with medals
        go to the terminal on your ship to unlock stratagems with credits

        ah, cheers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      On Xbox controller press X. You spend medals on them. Read the top of your screen it's the warbond stuff.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      press R to unlock weapons with medals
      go to the terminal on your ship to unlock stratagems with credits

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is the game STILL broken so you can't join 90% of games?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean STILL?
      The game only just came out and so far they put all their effort into making the damn servers work
      Give it a month for a proper matchmaking patch

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many people don’t even bother to let the civvies out and drag the rescue mission out forever

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, is it true the game runs on the same engine as darktide? Jesus fricking christ fatshart, why you had to make things so shit, why swedes hate snow so much? I hope Space Marine 2 won't be as laggy on release

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this game has 0 relation to darktide except for the broken brained sunk cost fallacy morons who keep spamming about it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, its a miracle they managed to make it work today even though the autodesk stingray engine was discontinued in 2018

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is rebinding your stratagems to the arrow keys a good idea?
    feels kinda awkward

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're a HD1 vet it's the only way that does feel comfortable
      it also let's you fricking MOVE when you're punching them in, so yes, rebind them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is rebinding your stratagems to the arrow keys a good idea?
        feels kinda awkward

        how the frick do you input that shit with arrow keys? do you have a third arm or something?

        imo its better to just get the muscle memory down for your stratagems and input that shit in a fraction of a second

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how the frick do you input that shit with arrow keys? do you have a third arm or something?
          what are you doing with your mouse hand when you're putting in stratagems? you're not shooting anything

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's more about the fact that the time it takes for me to move my hand to arrow keys and back is longer than what it takes for me to WASD input 80% of stratagems

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had an MMO mouse and been using them unironically and bind them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a very good idea
      Being able to enter codes while on the move can be a lifesaver

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do the artillery warnings on bot planets actually mean? I hear them all the time, but I swear I've never taken fire from it. Am I just really lucky or is there something I am missing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're really lucky or other people destroy it for you. It's a camp with 2 mortars that will spam you to death if you don't destroy them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is there something I am missing?
        the fricking endless stream of mortars landing all around you?

        I've never gotten shot at by them, I guess I'm insanely lucky lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is there something I am missing?
      the fricking endless stream of mortars landing all around you?

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does nobody talk in this game? all the people I've played with just pinging stuff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I'd rather have complete silence over people running around with open mics and making it obvious they've got tv speakers going

      What do the artillery warnings on bot planets actually mean? I hear them all the time, but I swear I've never taken fire from it. Am I just really lucky or is there something I am missing?

      There's a mortar camp nearby

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love so much that we cannot see our characters faces. It's the ultimate headcanon that this image can be true because what we look like is just the limit of our imagination and self-insert. My helldiver is the prettiest.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love so much that we cannot see our characters faces. It's the ultimate headcanon that this image can be true because what we look like is just the limit of our imagination and self-insert. My helldiver is the prettiest.

        I like to pretend my helldiver is an anime femboy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I'd rather have complete silence over people running around with open mics and making it obvious they've got tv speakers going
      [...]
      There's a mortar camp nearby

      this holy frick the inbred console gays with constantly open mics? Is there seriously no voice detection/push to talk on consoles?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        please understand, console players are braiddead.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It defaults to open mic and most console players have have half a brain cell between the entire install base, which really explains why playing on bug maps in coop makes me hate the game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont play with randoms at all, solo is actually easier than playing with them.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The game is significantly more enjoyable that way, same with if you had 3 friends to play with instead of randoms

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah what can you do when friends betray you
              >bro come and play with us
              >ok
              >2 days later nah we dont want to play it anymore
              >forced to grind solo

              Isn't solo difficult as frick once you reach extreme difficulty and such when the game spams heavies on you?

              diff 8 solo is easier than diff 5 with randoms

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What equipment setup do you recommend for high difficulty solo play?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I run
                shield
                am rifle
                orbital laser
                cluster

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't solo difficult as frick once you reach extreme difficulty and such when the game spams heavies on you?

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my game keeps soft locking on the loading screen after extract

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips for preventing crashes?

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troony game

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is laser drone good?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, infinite ammo and always targets heads
      some people will tell you it FF's but that's not your problem

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >some people will tell you it FF's but that's not your problem
        so thats why i got kicked after the game
        i had like 500 kills vs 200 average across the other 3

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play helldive difficulty
    >bot planets basically have more medium and heavy patrols than regular infantry
    >every landing is near an enemy patrol or nearby base with turret and Sauron's eyes
    >team always end up separated from the heavy fire and then hope that one is baiting by accident while the rest can do objectives
    >always manage to finish missions but never extract
    >done 6 helldive mission without successful extraction last night
    every dives makes me hopeless to make out alive.

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >change aim from hold to press, like a normal person
    >1st person aim is now disabled
    amazing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      theres a gameplay setting that lets you go straight to 1st erson if you press the 'hold to aim' button instead of holding.
      dynamic aim or some shit

  137. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can someone give me a qrd on what armor is good for what?
    the armor with the 50% chance to not die on fatal damage seems nice so far

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I flipflop between the stealth one and the one that gives extra grenade/stratagem range

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