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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    railgun

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread Anthem

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE WON VELDBROS

    NEW MAJOR ORDER UP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the fricking medals?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Must be under control when the order expires
      I guess that's one way to ensure people don't win too fast. The first 4 and a half days are going to be basically pointless.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe add a bonus or some side goodies for not letting the planets get to shitty.
        Also thanks devs for shortening the return/load in cutscenes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the devs didnt change shit you corpo dick gobbling homosexual
          loading times are based on the homosexual who got the slowest pc in your team
          now thank them for forcing you to download a keylogger on your pc which bricks some systems

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Angels venture, again
      I fricking hate angels venture

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay but are the planets going to be different? I want to see urban centres and not the same copy and paste planet

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        them dropping the ball would be not adding a commie faction where you fight against other humans on colonised planets

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The new one has pine trees and big cliffs, it's not urban but it's a nice change of scenery from what we've had.
        Reminds me of Halo or Azshara in WoW.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://pastebin.com/qhAYsnhd
        >LevelGenerationRegionVariant_region_super_earth_base
        >LevelGenerationRegion_region_super_earth_highland
        >LevelGenerationRegion_region_super_earth_lowland

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all the cool shit is on super Earth
          lame if true, at most you would think the planets surrounding Super Earth would have cities as well

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you will play the starfield random generated planets

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit seems so fake and made up. I was playing last night and Veld was at like 66%. Now it's won? Nothing actually matters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon everyone stacked Veld really, really hard and the percentage climbed like a rocket.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In fairness, I think people saw that there was a reward and just piled in. The problem with the automaton defense is that it was specifically with defense missions, which are fricking awful to play let alone win. All people had to do this time was just win their normal games.

          You kids are gullible and naive. It's just some fatfrick dev moving a slider on a screen.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >deve is giving people rewards for nothing
            Cool, so I can unlock everything without grinding.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yup. And its not like the reward is proportionate to how many missions you ran. There's no real in game impact from what the players do.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In fairness, I think people saw that there was a reward and just piled in. The problem with the automaton defense is that it was specifically with defense missions, which are fricking awful to play let alone win. All people had to do this time was just win their normal games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was something like 280k players on Veld earlier today, no wonder it shot up super fast.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie there was like 350k players bruteforcing assaults on veld of course it was won

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie there was like 350k players bruteforcing assaults on veld of course it was won

        Is this why no one else joined other missions?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Joel sets a major order for Veld
        >shoots up to 95% in 12 hours
        >Joel maxes out the decay rate on Veld
        >war effort drops to 35% despite 200k+ people working on it
        >Joel lowers the decay rate overnight so we don't lose the planet entirely
        >Joel forgets to raise the decay rate again the next day
        >Veld gets taken quickly when it's primetime again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was like 300k people on it alone, half the population of the game was on the planet for the better part of the day. It got blitzed hard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are my rewards? I contributed and all that for a while last night.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting bugs and robots
    >"camouflage"

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't do his missions in a certain order for the story in his head (IE. sabotage air bases, mop up surviving fabricators, launch za snuke)
    ISHYDDDT
    I need a diver shiggy

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the internal logic in making the flamethrower so shit? Did they genuinely think it was okay during playtesting? Was it overpowered during playtesting and nerfed too hard? Is it intentionally bad?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      needs to have about triple the range, to bring it in line with real life flamethrowers and to make it actually viable. every other weapon is so well done, staged reloads, reload animations changing on stance, some of the best feeling shotguns ive ever used in a game. wild how hard they dropped the ball on flamethrower.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They need to increase fire DOT damage to enemies across the board. Not just the flamethrower, every fire source is way too weak.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind the range. My problem is the dot on fire. Why does it do so much to players, but next to nothing against bugs?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen it only do excessive amounts to the user.
          >DOT to enemies is hit or miss
          >DOT on allies is a gentle tickle, maybe 5% health lost total
          >DOT on yourself is almost as fast as a stim heal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you reload with bullets remaining, you get an extra bullet left in the chamber alongside your fresh magazine.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >double range
        >let flames pass through enemies instead of bouncing off
        >slow down small-medium enemies that you're firing at
        >improve visuals of fire pools to reflect actual AOE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can hit a bile titan in the face standing out of it's range....the range is fine. Do you aim it at the ground or something?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The range is fine, all the flamethrower needs to be 'good' is to apply some sort of panic or slowing effect to bugs. The only real problem with it is that hunters and pouncers can sprint through the inferno like it's not even there and set you on fire for a gorrillion DOT, if it did something to stop that it would be the absolute best chaff horde deletion weapon in the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is true with every video game flame thrower ever. Weak, but also with a 5 foot range instead of 30-40

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks they playtested

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was the internal logic in making the flamethrower so shit? Did they genuinely think it was okay during playtesting? Was it overpowered during playtesting and nerfed too hard? Is it intentionally bad?

        needs to have about triple the range, to bring it in line with real life flamethrowers and to make it actually viable. every other weapon is so well done, staged reloads, reload animations changing on stance, some of the best feeling shotguns ive ever used in a game. wild how hard they dropped the ball on flamethrower.

        they are anti-fun they want all weapons to be shit, this why turret is slow as frick and the jeep and apc are slow as frick with slow turning guns. it's all anti-fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      100 flamethrower kills was my very first challenge. You dont even get it til level 10. And yeah the range is trash and it's too easy to set yourself on fire with it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they need to add a heavy pyro armor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >100 flamethrower kills was my very first challenge
        Mine too. That's how I became so intimate with how bad it was.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I have spent most of my tour spilling oil. What are some good tips and recommended loadouts for stompin' bugs?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rover is incredible because of its ability to thin out and clear fodder closing in on you. Autocannon is pretty cool in general but also cuz it can close bug holes. EAT is fantastic cuz you can hit a charger's leg and then finish it off with your primary.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao these threads can't even hit bump limit anymore
    Good work Joel, you ruined the game

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Veld. Get me off this shit planet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did one mission and left.
      Frick bugs, send me back to the fricking Creek to die. I got orders to Angel's Venture bros...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the bright side: Free napalm strikes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Veld is over already, like 350k people bruteforced it. New front has opened up on a new planet.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok after some anons from an earlier thread told me about the quirks to the Arc Thrower I'm now fully converted. Fricking amazing weapon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      link it and show me i dont believe it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nuh uh

        What are the quirks?

        You can spam shoot it after your first shot at only 1/3rd of the charge. Basically constant shooting once you get the timing down. And if you aim above the enemy you avoid shots disappearing cause they hit the floor in front of you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are the quirks?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The quirk is its shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fricking great against bugs, not least because it can deal with Hunters in a way that doesn't make them immediately leap horizontally to avoid your aim.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One more tip for you, against heavy enemies you need to concentrate your fire. It can kill a charger in 8 shots, which is only about 6 seconds, but you have to hit the head, meaning it must be facing you. Any shots to the back or side are basically wasted going towards an entirely separate HP pool

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my mates JUST bought this. What are we in for?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a bad time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bugs

        Robot Vietnam and starship troopers.
        Also lots of friendly fire.

        Countless hours of fun, freedom and shenanigans

        Sounds good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bugs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robot Vietnam and starship troopers.
      Also lots of friendly fire.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Countless hours of fun, freedom and shenanigans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      when you're not playing with your brothers in gaming, some bullshit with certain players who like to do every single task no matter how bullshit it is for the situation, you will become fond of the kick option when you see some moron randomly run away from the extract to deal with a light enemy camp for the sake of securing one common sample and maybe costing you 3-5 reinforcements... these motherfrickers become more annoying in difficulties 6 and up and a lot of the time will cost you the entire mission, leading to a loss of time and no medals in the end to secure that sweet sweet premium pass armor. I hate completionist spergs so much bros, why don't they listen?,

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join game
    >host dies almost immediately
    >manually kicks everyone for not bending over backwards to reinforce while spamming that they want to be reinforced
    I hate that I enjoy making myself suffer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have been kicked several times a day for the last few days before I even get in a pod; I do not know if they did not like I was a 50 or a Super Citizen. Whatever missions I did join (level 7) have been cluster fricks. I make more medals and super credits (only thing I am not capped on) doing trivials solo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've noticed that it's either the host being pissy about the fact that someone breathes, or they leave after one mission

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How else can they scale up these orders for this magnitude of players? We're clearing planets in a day or two.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hold both planets when the orders expire.
      Thats how.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This lol
        Veld's gonna drop to 20% while nobody's looking

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    randoms and bug mission do not mix

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have been saying this for a while. Bugs are way worse to fight on higher difficulties then bots are.
    Bots you at least get breathing room. Bugs you get frick all because they just rush you.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't even use the set I wanna use cause it's been FRICKING BROKEN FOR A MONTH NOW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch them fix the armor bug and then not give this thing -50% explosive damage, despite it clearly being modeled after an EOD suit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        of course not, as you can see they just gave it the (incredibly vague) extra armour passive

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit does Angels Venture suck

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to babysit some newbs while showing them later gear they can get
    >drop with Flamethrower, Grenade Launcher, Autocannon, and Laser Cannon in 1/2/3 difficulty missions
    >mention I'm going to be dropping with extra weaponry specifically for them to use
    >Dump all the guns as soon as mission starts, and ping them
    >half the time they just ignore it and run off, don't even say anything
    >once in a while a level 2 takes the Autocannon but not the backpack

    Is it cuz I have crossplay on and I'm getting a bunch of little kids on playstation, or what

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't even say anything
      >little kids
      No, just morons, kids would screech your ear off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      laser cannon is so shit it's unreal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry bro I haven’t played an online game since battlefield 4 I’ll get good I promise.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >over 400,000 people
    the idea of a galactic front changing based on playerbase accomplishments isn't a bad one, the enormous player counts just complete the imagined scenarios much quicker than the developers intended. they probably thought there would be like 50k people playing this in the first month so now all their estimates are way off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe their "best case scenario" projections were around 100k, and they've had to up server capacity to 700k.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does the number of player matter? It a stupid excuse. it's percentages. If you want the players to only make 0.05% progress per hour set the decay rate to always be 0.05% less than what the player are doing at any given hour, you don't even need a human to do this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      so what's going to happen when the fotm ends and the playerbase drops to 10k

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        People will keep playing it and wont obsess over numbers like an insane troony?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >HURR TRANNIES
          rent free you fricking cuckold, I was asking what happens to the game once the playerbase stabilizes and trend chasing homosexuals like you that never played the first game frick off

          ack yourself

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Queer, there are entire MMOs that operate on 4k people and you are trying to act like the game someday having 10k is bad? You are clinically moronic and you will never be a woman.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game will be back at the playercount the devs actually expected and planned for?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trust the Japanese to make these things cute somehow.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can some kind citizen translate these bug-runes?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE THE JUMP BOOST'S COOLDOWN A LOT LOWER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm sorry, is that criticism against the slight mobility boost equipment graciously given to us by the amazing flawless developers? Sounds treasonous, ROCK AND STONE! I mean, DEMOCRACY AND LIBERTY! XDDD
      I fricking hate the community that formed around this game holy shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you quoting?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually completely understand what you're getting at, having played DRG for a couple years. The community is mega cringe and full of redditors. It's really superficial optimism and defensive support against any criticism. Games like this just half a huge portion of the playerbase do nothing but repeat in game slogans like a parrot whenever anybody has anything slightly negative to say.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey. the jump boost's cooldown was like three seconds in the first game. i also have no idea what yoy're talking about in your greentext

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it either needs a far lower cool down or to give you significantly more verticality per jump
      right now it's probably the worst strata gem you could take, almost zero utility while taking up a backpack slot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i do it because it's cool

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick are you guys?

    We need every swinging dick on Popli IX NOW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Major Orders are on the bug side now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats ur code
      I'll join up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, as soon as they fix the armor values and if it's good enough that I can dump the shield for the guard dog, then maybe I'll go fight the bugs (I won't)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to, but then my game crashed.
      I had even put on my anti-bot death squad drip.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angel's Venture
      gotta purge the bugs for those tasty tasty medals.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drip
    have a nice day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah the famous caca-consumer, how's your meta-build going?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bile Titans just walk through EMS
    Come on man, work with me here

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get on Helldivers2
    >Quickplay
    >Put on meta loadout because I like railgun and its an helldive difficulty anyways
    >ESL Indian gets on coms
    >"CLICK... uhhh sir sir we do not do this here CLICK ... uhh sir do you did watch youtube?!"
    >Get kicked
    >Okay quickplay again, put on some random gems that I think might be useful but not *too* useful
    >ESL Indian gets on coms
    >"CLICK... uhhh sir sir we do not do this here CLICK ... uhh sir do you did watch youtube?!"
    >Get kicked
    this game is going down the shitter fast or is this just happening to me? Not to mention the utter increase in glitches over the last few days

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turn off cross play, or host yourself and throw down an sos.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turn off crossplay and see if it weeds out the poos.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turn off crossplay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you weren’t doing the needful

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kinda funny to me how indians have supplanted the role of brazilians as the supreme low IQ know it all shitter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you dont know what ur doing and should play lower difficulty first

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Quickplay
      stopped reading
      its a death sentence, just host your games yourself don't ever use quickplay, I got kicked from a team after carrying them for 40 minutes with full stack of samples on me

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soooo, the las-5 scythe is pretty bad, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's worse than bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's worse than it was in original game, but it's still a way to weed out the crowds and save on ammo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      only in player hands
      in the hands of the the rover drone it is S tier

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just did a rando two-man level 6 on Angel's. Guy had the rover and that thing came in very handy to fry all the chaff so we could focus on ALL THE GOD DAMN FRICKING CHARGERS HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
        Pic related. 3 chargers currently having a conga-line on their way to rape my poor diverhole

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah cuz it can fire for 90 seconds straight before needing to recharge.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its great if you are quickjoining randoms and rush the map objectives while they die to patrols. Thats because you are not using it anyway, and you do not have to worry about ammo if you do.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this stuff ever start working?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was working at launch, they turned it off because trying to track so many players was somehow fricking the servers up even more.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What enemy do you prefer? Robots all the way for me, much more dynamic and interesting enemies than bugs. Bug fights are always tedious backpedal and shoot endlessly kind of deal.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angel's Venture planet is S tier comfy, right up there with Draupnir on rainy days tbh.
    I saw Heeth is already 100%; did people already liberate it? I like seeing all the different planets
    DLC to add your own home base/settler farm on planets when?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've been bringing EMS strike when in a full squad, and it's fantastic for bug beaches. Everything that pops up gets stunned, and then you drop artillery on it. It's always off cooldown before the next bug breach.
    Plus you can throw it into your squad without worrying about friendly fire. It's basically a shield against bugs without ranged attacks.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm worried that they're gonna be adding so many strategems, enemies, difficulty levels, etc that 4 strategem slots might not be a enough at a certain point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it will be enough because the metaslaves will always have the best four picked.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if they made the other options less shit people would pick them. Nobody is going to use the pump action ever again after unlocking the breaker. Give it armor piercing slugs and I'll bring that instead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      most newer stratagems will probably be better versions of existing stratagems since they'll unlock later.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, some of the grenades are so useful but the explosive ones are too good for closing holes. I wish they would let you set more than one grenade type. For example, set it so you have half of them being smoke, other half explosive, etc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish they would let you set more than one grenade type.
      that would be too realistic

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when will double action shotgun be available as a stratagem?

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.mediafire.com/file/g569oy8r5mg2jgb/generated_stratagem_settings.dl_bin/file

    This will let you spawn in most of the unreleased vehicles/strag like APC, mechs, new anti tank etc.

    replace the file already in data/game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Instructions unclear created mustard gas

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't download, it's terminid porn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this not detectable by the (shitty) anticheat?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        na it;s a repackaged vanilla bin file edited with hex edit program. There are other ones that give you unlimited health, everything. The anticheat sees it as just a vanilla file haha. The mechs are cool, APC is unfinished and you can use a SAM missile. Been playing for hours spawning in everything.

        does this work on multiplayer?

        yes, this is a repackage vanilla bin file, no hacks or anything

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But who's to say they won't ban anybody they detected using it later?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          C'mon anon, don't give them a reason to demand and even shittier invasive anticheat.

          Starship Troopers 3 - It's a good day to die

          Helldivers 2 has great music for drop in and extract, but we need some additional variety. Its something they can add in time, but just the same way that DRG got "Rock and Stone' button meant people were having a lot of fun, and the EDF march is a classic in every version, Helldivers 2 needs to keep adding to the songs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm scared of getting banned. I don't want to spend another 40 dollars.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      does this work on multiplayer?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      can somebody confirm this works without crashes?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it makes poo

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >super earth colors are blue yellow and white
    >swedish flag is blue and yellow
    >devs are swedish
    hmmm

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I crazy for thinking revealing they have a game master who controls the narrative of the universe is a bad thing? Takes away a bit of the magic of this universe to make everything you do feel more pointless then it already is. If Joel decides Automatons take the creek then by god the automatons take the creek, and anything else just doesnt fit the narrative. But people seem to be praising this as a good thing and makes Helldivers a "must buy" for this reason alone. Am I stupid? am consoomers stupid?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's obviously not a inherently bad since we're basically playing a dnd campaign but that homosexual is leaning too hard into the "NOOOO YOU WERN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT" archetype

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously a game master is needed and a good thing especially for a game like this, but publically going out there and telling people "Hey guys aint my job wacky, Names Joel and im the LE GAME MASTER, yep spent all last night at 2am givin them oil guzzers reinforcements WHOOPSIE"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I don't really care. EVE online is similar where huge player events help steer the story but ultimately it's up to ccp.

      People are really fricking bad at games so I'm not surprised if we get pushed back here and there in the first few months.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But people seem to be praising this as a good thing and makes Helldivers a "must buy" for this reason alone.
      I have never seen anyone saying it's a good thing besides stupid fricking game journo articles, which never reflect what the players actually think.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't need to be a bad idea if they actually made it immersive in game
      like an audio announcement that new terminid hives have sprung out of the ground suddenly and pushed super earth forces back on several fronts, thereby gradually reducing % progress. and you have to deal with special modifiers like terminid bugholes opening up randomly on some missions, stuff like that
      instead we get nothing but a jarring "oh you're almost about to liberate this planet? NOPE go back to 0% LOL" moment so it becomes hyperobvious this whole war planning thing is very obviously a dev effort
      > If Joel decides Automatons take the creek then by god the automatons take the creek
      Automatons have always had the creek, we never even made a dent in their defense

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >instead we get nothing but a jarring "oh you're almost about to liberate this planet? NOPE go back to 0% LOL" moment so it becomes hyperobvious this whole war planning thing is very obviously a dev effort

        has that happened?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the assumption is he's not going to fiddle with the progress on individual objectives but put out new ones that are easier or more difficult depending on how well people accomplish them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't need to be a bad idea if they actually made it immersive in game
      like an audio announcement that new terminid hives have sprung out of the ground suddenly and pushed super earth forces back on several fronts, thereby gradually reducing % progress. and you have to deal with special modifiers like terminid bugholes opening up randomly on some missions, stuff like that
      instead we get nothing but a jarring "oh you're almost about to liberate this planet? NOPE go back to 0% LOL" moment so it becomes hyperobvious this whole war planning thing is very obviously a dev effort
      > If Joel decides Automatons take the creek then by god the automatons take the creek
      Automatons have always had the creek, we never even made a dent in their defense

      Its a benefit on the "micro" scale, as the second anon said - having new dynamic events and stuff pop up, reactions etc. However on the "macro" scale its a problem given they advertise it to players as a
      >player controlled narrative! Your success in combat means a different outcome than a failure! Work together and change the campaign
      yet it its really being switched out to go along a predetermined path behind the scenes, that is an issue. I noticed yesterday that "we' failed the whole "defend 8 planets in X days" missions, but it sure as hell felt like there weren't ENOUGH defend missions (at some time, i remember looking for another defend mission planet but one wasn't open) and/or the ones they did have seemed the automatons were winning for some in reason despite players seemingly focusing on that planet and doing well. So yeah, if its a "professional wrestling" level kayfabe that need to go right to hell.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if the devs didn't say that, people would infer it and talk about it anyway. We just wouldn't have a specific name to attach to a role.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There should a "Game Master" for each Faction instead of one overarching GM imo. One handles the Terminids, one handles the Automatons, and one handles the Illuminate when they get added.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why? its not rocket science, and it moves no where near fast enough to have three people doing it. Its so easy one swede can do it.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teammates impact nading enemies that are right in front of them killing you both
    I want to slap these impact nades out of peoples hands. This happens to often and it a very tilting way to die.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do I do vs chargers if I'm using AC? Get behind it and shoot it in the butt? Call in an EAT and wait 5 seconds?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      EAT or shoot them in the back of the legs instead. The legs are the biggest weak point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bait them into charging into you, run to the side once they come near, unload into their ass
      it takes a few repeats but that's what you've gotta do if you have zero penetration against heavy armor

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    quad launcher

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you try the quasar cannon?

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the Arc Thrower have a dot? I shot one of the big green dudes (sorry I don't know the names) a couple of times and then had to run from a swarm, but he died a couple of seconds later. I'm pretty sure no one else shot at it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You probably just popped his head off, I don't think there is a dot on the arc thrower

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bugs that lose parts will often bleed out over time.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm true to the drip
    >yo bro you want this guard dog?
    >nah man....
    Cant be messing up my swag with a gay ass backpack and a lil homie following me

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY IS JOEL SUCH A b***h
    WE TOOK VELD SO EASY WTF

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was probably to make up for us losing so much

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So other then the return of the Illuminates, what other factions are you predicting? The board has room for 6 factions from what I can tell.
    Personally I want to see space pirates and most of all Eldrich cultists

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      races are trope based. We have bugs, robots and Illuminates are your typical advanced alien race. Whatever big tropes are there in SF?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Psychic/Psionic greys
        Plant aliens
        Fungus aliens
        Parasite aliens that take over humans and force them to fight against you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The illuminate are the psychic guys as some of their units can mid control you and reverse your controls. The parasite aliens could actually be a thing considering in the leaks their was evidence that a rebel faction is planned

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eldritch cultists
      WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE WON'T NEED EYES

      WE HAVE SSUUUUCCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Laser gun
    >Laser watch dog
    >Laser support weapon
    >Laser artillery
    Can't be the only one right ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wanted to do that as well but the laser weapons suck ass.
      Scythe is somewhat usable but the Laser Cannon is a fricking joke.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The light show.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all that ineffective damage on the crushers
        Orbital laser is cool but it will spend half its duration on a single crusher to kill it. And you have like 4 or 5 non orbitals firing at the crushers in that webm and none of them are doing damage most of the time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      once the sickle and laser pistol are added in I will finally be able to complete my imperial guardsman cosplay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, there are other people that exclusively play on lower difficulties.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to have to wait until they add in the armor that increases laser weapon damage for this to be viable.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starship Troopers 3 - It's a good day to die

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explain why we don't have shoulder carried autocannons irl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      added ammo weight for no/marginal benefit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because modern war doesnt need infantry.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron alert

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >levels your entire country with one bomb from the other side of the planet
          Nope.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Great! then you can claim the entirely useless area of glass you just conquered

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >implying i want to occupy his shithole

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Actually occupying land
              Can you hear me way back there in WW2?

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    please stop posting 3d pigs disgusting!

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love running across the map, lobbing airstrikes and 500k bombs on outposts and nests and seeing the explosions across my screen, these missions are the best and the worst ones are the ones where they just make you kill a certain amount of the opposing faction, nothing to blow up 🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      with a rocket launcher you can blow up the robot ships before they drop the bots. Plenty to blow up there

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    even if the breaker's numbers get nerfed and the other weapon numbers go up, it'll stay top tier due to the simple fact it's an automatic shotgun in a game where you get swarmed by lots of approaching melees. it's made for it

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone extracted the stratagem preview videos? like they did with the mech leaks

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >hd
    >flash on
    Porn and erotica should be in no higher quality than 480p. Maybe 720p if there's oil and they promise to not zoom in too hard. Porn these days is so high def you can see her fathers disappointment in her eyes. I shouldn't have to get distracted and start diagnosing her skin conditions on webmd.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always wondered why professional porn just looked so nasty to me. Maybe that's why, it just feels so fake. I prefer amateur stuff all the way

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >player count went up on the nids side
    >Automaton side quickly decaying liberty status on all planets again
    FRICK OFF JOEL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orders are to murder the Terminids so, squash the bugs it is

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEND DUDES

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally the only man in the entire world past level 5 and still using the vanilla armor
    My helmet is steel trooper but the base armor looks so good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hero of the fed is simply better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too posh.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up, moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im level 41 and i still use the vanilla armor and space cadet title

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join guy playing vs automatons
    >he sits behind a rock while i do all of the work
    >after i die he sprints in, picks up my support weapon, only then does he try to reinforce me
    >leave game and search for a different lobby
    find yourself another slave, homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not being host yourself

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when do you get to unlock the fun stuff?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      20

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, i just hit level 5 and its a long way to go

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moving on into the game, the amount of fun relies entirely on how quickly can you dispatch chargers, their presence is extremely oppressive and any encounter relies entirely on not letting two of them get together
      Very early on, you have the eat17 callins, two well placed rockets let you break a leg and do actual damage but in harder difficulty there's simply not enough to deal with everything, later on you get the flamethrower, lets you cook them in their own shells (along with your squad)
      And then there's the recoilless rifle,a single shot breaks charger's heavy armor, but I really dont like it, you're sitting still for too long to recharge.
      Then there's the autocannon, mostly reliable, good amount of ammo, but doesnt pierce through heavy armor,the trick here is that is the only weapon that can do actual damage to their "weak" spot and kill one in 3-4 shots
      And then there's the golden solo, the abominable Railgun, people hate it because it's meta, but its only meta because it is the only actual answer against chargers,and again, killing chargers early define wether you live an assault or not, charge two shots against the same spot, preferable one of the front legs,and the heavy armor peels off

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I like the slugger. It knocks medium enemies back A LOT. Often when theres a swarm I will keep switching around shooting whatever is closest once, pushing it back and switching

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where can i find those files that give you all samples
    so i can avoid them

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like they tweaked the acid breath tracking, I perfect dodge it but I've been getting melted anyway.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How bad is the anti-cheat for this game? I hear it’s permanently installed on your system

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not permanent, its just sometimes shitty and needs to be manually uninstalled; it doen't always come out with the game. its nProtect GameGuard which is a Korean MMO from a decade or two ago style anticheat. Its kernel mode, but yet its not very "good at it' and as you can see the work arounds allow for cheating. The thing itself is kind of cumbersome and has some issues, but the best thing for them to do is to just have server side checks to prevent that kind of shit. Honestly I was pleasant surprised that Linux/SteamOS doesn't get fricked up b it.

      The concern now is that the devs will see people pulling the kind of bullshit in this thread (modded shit here and there) an either force more draconian anticheat instead of doing the smart thing that's actually effective -server side sanity checks. The game checks in online for all progression, choices, campaign etc.. so it should be easy to see if a character went in wit 100 resources to a mission that had a maximum of 50 more resources if you collected them all, yet at the end of the mission the player has fricking 9999 resources, that something shitty happened and overwriting of that parameter shoud be done all without client side anticheats.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arc is actually god tier
    yeah at clearing up trash
    it takes 10 minutes to kill a charger even with quick charging

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what the three other players are for you tard.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trusting pugs to do the important things

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Play with pugs
          >Everyone has the orbital rail cannon
          >No one ever, at any point, for any reason uses it

          If you arent the anti-heavy guy in the party you will not have one

          you dont have irl friends you play with?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If your friends are adult with jobs, than getting the planets to align where they can all be on at once is an extreme rarity

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Genuinely the worst part about growing up especially when some of the friends become parents.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                luckily 5 year old me had enough foresight to not make any friendships with irls
                i am very intelligent

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon you need to have kids before its too late

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw all of your friends grew up to be losers with way too much free time
                Living the dream.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get a job, parasite.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                pay taxes for me bro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do have a job, I've been working in the space industry for several years now.

                Still a loser though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >destroying stun mortars
                I understand disliking normal mortars, but stuns can destroy any bug advancement easily and lock them in place for 20 seconds. Especially useful at extractions when 3 Bile Titans start swarming the area and you really don't have time to deal with other bugs - just let the titan kill all stunned bugs because he's fricking stupid.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              then != than

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could care less about grammar.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *couldn't

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Having friends to play with is the best, it lets you get away with dumb fun shit like going full Flame Lord against the bugs even at higher difficulties.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Play with pugs
        >Everyone has the orbital rail cannon
        >No one ever, at any point, for any reason uses it

        If you arent the anti-heavy guy in the party you will not have one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eagle rockets>railcannon. 3 shots per cooldown and it can still one shot tanks and titans

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its 8 shots to the head. The problem is shots to the back or sides do not count at all. Its probably 15+ on either of those targets, and shooting them wont contribute to a head kill

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meant to link

            it does not fricking take 8 shots it takes more like 20

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It takes 8 shots if you can get the charger head on. In any case that "trash" is the real threat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it does not fricking take 8 shots it takes more like 20

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really trust to fight by shooting many times at a creature that wants to move in and around all your team mates with a gun that kills your team mates. If you could very reliably kill them before they reach you, then sure.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You CAN kill it before it reaches you, but you need a clean line of fire, a decent distance and no distractions. So not reliable. Thats fine though, if there are teammates around to worry about team killing, they can worry about the chargers while you jus spam the swarm. If they also have Arcs, then the combined firepower will kill chargers reliably, otherwise they probably have rails or EATs. If you are alone, you don't need to worry about teamkilling and can kill the charger on the second pass

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which is why I wish they would fix armour values, I want to use the heavy armour just because it looks good, but it makes you move slow.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im pretty sure the Dominator is bugged and doesn't actually do explosive. I just unlocked the Scorcher last night and that thing will 1 shot you if you hit something too close I cannot make the Dominator self-damage at all.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your ship names fellas
    >Elected Representative of Liberty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Reign of Liberty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lady of Liberty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patriot of Patriotism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agent of Peace

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wings of Redemption
      I couldn't resist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gauntlet of Democracy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Light of Dawn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dream of Serenity.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Progenitor of Humankind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Protector of family values.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Custodian of Stalight
      coincidentally when are we gonna get LIBERTY spears and axes and such?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fist of the Regime

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mother of Justice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wings of Destruction

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prophet of Truth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dawn of Opportunity

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Warrior of Iron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Purveyor of Justice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superintendent of Law

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emperor of Super Earth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lady of Judgement
      She rains judgement upon the bugs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fist of Family Values

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fist of Family values

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sword of Peace

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fist of Family Values.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elected Representative of Selfless Sacrifice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Titan of Destiny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sovereign of Dawn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pride of pride

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harbinger of Family Values

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to love this game but the crashes and disconnects are making it hard. The absolute worst thing for me though is the traversal speed on just basic infantry weapons. I don't know whether it was just a really weird intentional balance decision or the devs have just never handled a real life weapon and think they all weigh 50lbs, but it's horrible. It almost makes me want to uninstall.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE'RE LOSING FENRIR

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bunch of homosexuals in discount master chief armor instead of uniform

    this game's aesthetics are dead on arrival

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cant unequipped the homosexual reddtior cape
      As much as I enjoy this game the art aint the best

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cant unequipped the homosexual reddtior cape
      As much as I enjoy this game the art aint the best

      >milsim homosexuals
      Kys

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Defender SMG
    >Revolver
    >GL
    >Smoke Grenade
    >EMT Mortar and Orbital
    >Eagle Airstrike
    Yep, it's time to destroy every bug hive and get all secondary objectives on helldive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spends the entire mission with 17 chargers chasing his ass from objective to objective

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >charger tries to ram me
        >gets stunned by mortar
        >stun field wears off
        >gets stunned again while I frick around with radar tower
        I'd rather take all the map aggro and frick around than feed reinforcements to bugs 24/7. Works like well-oiled machine once you figure out that bugs (and bots) can't signal the alarm in two places at the same time, as soon as they use it at some bumfrick place they cannot use it again for around 30-60 seconds which allows main group to do objectives for free.

        Kicked

        I've been doing this for the past week and never been kicked. People love easy missions and free samples/medals/super credits.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always destroy mortars when my team isnt looking. Its such a noob trap and should be removed from the game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you lack reading comprehension, idiot
            he's talking about the EMS mortar and not the standard one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kicked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paypigs RAUS!

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been away coz of work for a week. What i missed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally nothing, they haven't given us any content yet despite cheaters and people who hex edited their .exe (

      https://www.mediafire.com/file/g569oy8r5mg2jgb/generated_stratagem_settings.dl_bin/file

      This will let you spawn in most of the unreleased vehicles/strag like APC, mechs, new anti tank etc.

      replace the file already in data/game

      ) can play with a bunch of mechs, vehicles and new weapons that everyone else can't use until they decide we've waited long enough to get working armour ratings and mechs

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are seething about loosing the defense campaign but there was more than enough planets for us to win. We just didn't because "bot-farming" reached its peak in the middle of the campaign and I shit you not some planets were lost at 90:10 red:blue ratio because of it.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bug tunnel breaches are OP. It's impossible to stop them outside of making sure every small bug is already dead which is not feasible. At least bots have a short period where you can prevent the drop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big bugs can call them in too. If there's no small bugs the warriors do it instead.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ive seen a fricking charger do it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brood Commanders can call them in as well. Once I even saw one successfully summon a breach while missing its head, which was some bullshit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, so I'm not crazy. I blasted one to absolute hell and then stopped shooting upon seeing it's head removed. the fricker then called in a breach despite that. That has to be fixed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brood Commanders can call them in as well. Once I even saw one successfully summon a breach while missing its head, which was some bullshit.

            you need to kill them you morons. them being headless just puts them in a rage until they bleed out

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, come at me bro, but it shouldn't stop WITHOUT A HEAD and screech for backup. with what vocal chords, with what mouth to spew it's orange shit?! I get that it can keep on running and swing at me, no problems there.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                its a bug homosexual and they're pheromones

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Napalm Airstrike
      Done.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >napalm will kill 2 titans crawling out of a breach
        lol
        lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Napalm+Railgun deletes them every time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >drop an EMS on it
      >shoot ze bugs
      done

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the servers shitting themselves again? It just booted me to the tutorial twice before finally launching into my ship. Then I got disconnected 5 minutes into the mission.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We've almost taken back Angel's Venture hellsisters

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do the laser guard dogs and the orbital lasers seem to steer towards friendly fire so much?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're controlled by robots of course.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was one shotting titans with railgun headshots yesterday and today it's just not happening anymore.
    Where exactly is the sweetspot?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard your ping/latency makes a difference. The worse it is, the better the railgun gets. An anon said Australians are able to 1-shot titans.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick why? Is it like that game Valkyria Chronicles where the game's coding is tied to the FPS for whatever fricking reason ?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          countless games are tied to framerate, subtly and otherwise

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Message from super earth described the bots as socialists.
    Lol. Lmao even.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bugs are Fascists
      >Automatons are Socialists
      What radical ideology will the Illuminate be?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rampant homosexualry.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        luxury space communists

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Commies is all thats left.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ancaps/something academic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hippies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        their whole thing in HD1 is they were allegedly hiding WMDs
        so they're Iraqi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        anyone saying commies is moronic because commies are already socialists.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Juche

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the same shit to smart people. You really think there is a difference just because you add or remove a bit of capitalism?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scientologists

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hit charger with noob orbital precision strike
    >it's still there
    How the frick am I supposed to deal with these buttholes at level 4-5? There's like two every wave already at difficulty challenging.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      use anything with armor pen to break the armor on one of their front legs
      after armor is busted they take very few shots to kill

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how often are you guys getting infinite loading screens
    usually I get them when I come back from a mission, but recently I got one while diving in

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish you could disable the capes. They look really impractical and just block your armor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOSER
      QUEER
      homosexual

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hellpods are literally bullets shot into the planet from the ship
    nice

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What can you kill with the flamethrower?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every bug smaller than a bile spewer. The big warriors and defenders take a second or two of burning to go down though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything, it pierces armor

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    keeper of the stars best name

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All these cinematic shops of the ships in orbit
    I bet they do the Destiny thing of having cosmetic ships

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is anyone else showing Angels Venture as being inaccessible, the progress bar is full but shows 51%, and the sector its in is no longer orange? I restarted my game twice (Steam) and no change.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We liberated the planet already
      Joel is too busy sleeping to update the general order

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to make my lobby private?
    I want to try to solo a suicide mission, but don't want anyone on my friend's list to accidently join me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think appearing offline on Steam works.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is literally an option to make it private

      I think appearing offline on Steam works.

      console brain please

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only two options I see for lobby settings are 'Public' and 'Friends only' I'm assuming 'Friends only' makes it private?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes and you can still use the SOS beacon if you change your mind, just don't call it in by accident

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >someone plops down a tesla sentry
    STOP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can just nade it, bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get called back in
      >Have to run through a pile of bugs to get my gear back because morons never call you back in where you died
      >Get through
      >Start making my way back
      >tard throws a tesla sentry at my feet
      >Insta killed
      >Get back in
      >Killed him.
      >Kicked
      >Somehow Im the bad guy here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My rubber shoes will remain in motion until all of the enemies are dead and gone.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's funny, because that thing cost us like five reinforcements.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF YOU BRING A MORTAR ON BUG MISSIONS I WILL SHOOT IT AS SOON AS IT DROPS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are fricking great for clearing landing sites

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game makes me want to play halo but then i remember that 343 shit the bed and fricked up every release of the series. infinite will never be good and they never went back to fix the campaign coop netcode. firefight also gets boring very quickly. why is it so fricking grim being a halo fan?

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about this armor attracts so many pajeets and morons?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fastest armor in the game
      also the helmet is 1 of 2 that actually has stats

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        proofs also what stats because i hate how it looks both pieces

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >also the helmet is 1 of 2 that actually has stats
        it has the same stats as every helmet, and no passives, like every helmet.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Equip it moron

          proofs also what stats because i hate how it looks both pieces

          Helmet gives -6 armor rating, +6 speed and +3 stamina regen

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for the info I swear i checked that some some fatretsrd on israelitetube also mentioned it and it was 100 all around it whatever default. That's negligible for how ugly it is though, and I'm even using asuperstore armor that's just like trailblazer but "one tier" below in speed/stamina but I look so much better and also don't look like a clone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know
      Read the patchnotes on armour it doesnt fricking work, so everyone is just using armour that lets you run the fastest, which is this one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        scout armor exists too

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, but the other one is still faster and has faster stamina regen, the tradeoff is the scout set has better armour and is sleightly slower.

          I imagine once armour actually works this will change to be more about preference than just using what is far and away the only armour worth using.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sure, but the other one is still faster and has faster stamina regen, the tradeoff is the scout set has better armour and is sleightly slower.
            Good to know anon, honestly I hope they come up with a solution to make people more happy to try many different armours than just these 2 light ones.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              there's a superstore armour that gives -30% recoil on crouch/prone and +2 grenade capacity that has the same speed as the trailblazer set. i run it with the trailblazer helmet

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the engineer armor for the regular warbonds store has the same effect, but I don't know if the other stats work on either, you're pretty slow but nades are really really useful in this game. especially for green bugs, unless you bring the nade launcher and ammo pack of course.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Currently armor stats are broken so speed is quite literally the only aspect of armor that matters and basically you're griefing if you dont use that armor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes I wear heavy armour just for the hell of it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt know
        Read the patchnotes on armour it doesnt fricking work, so everyone is just using armour that lets you run the fastest, which is this one.

        I enjoy the armor that gives me 6 stims, lmao

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got the game, how do you find bug outposts and secondary objectives? I feel like I'm exploring but I always seem to miss them.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do ice planets increase the effectiveness of the laser drone?

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you collect samples
    >thats a tk
    >if you use laser
    >thats a tk
    >if you don't use shield
    >thats a tk
    >if you don't use railgun
    >thats a tk
    >if you don't use light armor since armor is bugged
    >thats a tk

    I am a simple man.

    I am doing my part.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a spear chad, I denounce you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My fellow spear brother.
        Few things feel as good as blasting a titan in the face or taking out a factory from 200 meters.
        I really wish they would fix the lock-on tho, it is way glitchy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My fellow spear brother.
        Few things feel as good as blasting a titan in the face or taking out a factory from 200 meters.
        I really wish they would fix the lock-on tho, it is way glitchy.

        The recoiless rifle is better in almost every way. The spear is better like maybe 2% of situations, and worse in about 60% of situations. That's being generous.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Simply an L take.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tk
      >that's a tk
      I'm doing my part

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros we won

      The community is saved NO MORE TOXICITY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Redditor

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my ui brightness keeps resetting
    that shit's way too bright at 11

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you playing in HDR? The resetting is a widespread bug. 11 is like 350 nits and 8 is 200 nits. A lot of games frick up and have some particle effects etc. tied to UI brightness settings, so I put my UI brightness to 8 each time I boot the game because HDR is supposed to have a paper white of 203 nits when properly calibrated

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am playing HDR, yeah

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        side note do you also have a problem where the suns are way too bright? I can't see shit on sunny missions

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the game is fixed at a 1000 nit peak, so if you're using a display that only outputs a peak of 400 or 800, then you're going to get clipping with intensely bright elements

          but to answer your question, no, mine doesn't look like that. I'm using an AW3423DW and it has a 1060 nit peak display.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about the EAT. It's the only anti-armor thing I've got at level 5 and stratagems can't catch those fat frick charger buttholes. How do I kill them reliably with the two shots I get?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shoot a front leg, that takes the armor off
      then shoot the fleshy leg without armor with your regular gun
      they die super fast

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use the glitch: shoit it's legs with primary/ secondary when it finishes charging and is turning around. I always use grenade launcher and airstrike/cluster so I kill them that way. I let teammates deal with titans since they bugbreached anyways.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice fricking game
    kill all joel, bring back the wars from the first game it was fine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it says Angel's Venture is lib'd now but the order says 69% on my game.

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drip
    Black person worship

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deploy tacpack
    >people run away from me
    Dude I can see the RED icon saying you're low just let me use the fricking thing.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just did an 8 operation and carried the whole thing in some light scout armor

    it was clear they weren't going to be of any help, immediately they came in hot so I broke off and went straight to the objective by myself and I hear them talking "Ok we need to raise the satellite dish"
    obviously they don't understand how these missions work, because no you don't you need to be helping with fuel pumps

    I'm at another objective after I finish that one and I'm seeing orbitals and explosions happening across the map, and one of them is on the radar with a bunch of red dots behind him
    "OK I'M COMING TO HELP YOU!"
    you better not be talking to me my homie because I don't need you bringing that shit my way, I'm fine on my own

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy on Steam
    >Needs PSN account
    >Haven't used since PS3 days
    >Account security won't accept my Birthday or mother's maiden name.
    >Support is just worthless fricking chat bot.
    I'm not making a new account Sony, not if you want me buying your consoles again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Buy on Steam
      PSN account
      no you don't? just skip that step lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both the Steam page and in game claim I need a PSN account to play it. Is that just for Cross Play?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you don't need it for anything, crossplay can be turned off or non without any sony profile shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moron cant find the skip button

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Snoy account thing is just for console crossplay. You can skip it no problem.

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In MAG, the battles won actaully impacted the overall war, because it's all PvP. In this game, the fatfrick dev just goes "um ok, i'll let them have this planet in the bug side, but then I'm gonna take a planet on the bot side." It's all made up as they feel.

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is set 100 years after Helldivers 1
    >late 22nd century, early 23rd max
    >humanity discovers FTL in 2080's
    >already has dozens of worlds colonized
    I guess that explains why they're all so empty, but hopefully the inner worlds will be build up too, not just Super Earth and Mars

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Walked into a mine
    >Twice

    Man im fricking moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For being so very red and glowy the mines are very sneaky.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as it is not a frost mine.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are my squadmates who're twice/thrice my level still inputting the reinforce stratagem like a touch-typing grandma?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they aren't console players, they never got around to rebinding the inputs to something that isn't their movement keys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people have not yet ascended to re-binding inputs to their arrow keys so they can move at input at once.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they aren't console players, they never got around to rebinding the inputs to something that isn't their movement keys

        I haven't felt the need to rebind them, the inputs are super easy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You underestimate how moronic the average player is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >see ADHD noobie run in and die
      >take my time with reinforcing so they can reflect on how they died
      nothing personal kid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they farmed levels speed running the tiny map defense missions and have no real game play experience.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >local Helldiver leaves bad review for ALL the Orbital stratagems and ship modules save for Laser and Railgun

    And I'll fricking do it AGAIN!

    COULD HAVE BEEN GEARING UP MY PALE EAGLE WIFE IN THE BEST FIGHTER JET POSSIBLE IF I HADN'T INVESTED IN THIS SHIT!

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does completing an operation on one difficulty not unlock the next difficulty despite the description saying this should happen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just to make sure, are you completing the full operation? Not just a mission, but all the missions in the yellow area after selecting one.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tips for beginners? Stalkers are buttholes but chargers are worse. I dump three mags down his belly and they still just flop around like a dick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Difficulty in this game does not increase enemy HP or Damage. All it does is make more armored enemies spawn. Higher difficulty means you have to bring gear with you to counter armor. Its that simple.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      chargers just don't work, the physics simulations have no fricking idea what to do with those things

      just avoid them because even if you fight them by the time you beat one there will be another right behind it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The yellowish spot on the charger but is not actually a weak spot. It's considered a "fleshy" spot which means bullet damage is reduced to 10%, but explosives deal full damage. Either hit it with explosives, or crack open to armor to expose a proper weakspot. Hit a front leg with an EAT, recoilless, or 2 railgun shots to crack it open and expose a weakspot which will kill it in under a mag of any primary weapon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're still a beginner my advice is don't dive out of their way unless it's absolutely necessary at the last half second. just run to the side when they approach, you're fast enough, then unload into their ass
      if you've got something that can strip armor like the recoilless or EAT then strip armor from its leg, then shoot the leg with a primary

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Recoilless Rifles on the front charger legs when they're looking at you straight on and then pump maybe 5-10 shotgun rounds into the armor stripped foot and they're dead. Same for the disposable rocket launcher.

      I honestly wouldn't grind or do Hard and above until you're level 20 and have access to a full compliment of enemy armor fricking gear like the Rail Guns and others, Challenging is also very consistent so you'll rack up a lot of samples.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hard is easily doable without max level gear. It's only when you go above that and shit like bile titans starts spawning as regular enemies that you really need that sort of gear for.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you have a bunch of broskis ya Hard is fine. The problem is that I've had quickplay Hard land nearby a secondary objective multiple times now where we'll have 1+ stalkers and 2-3 chargers immediately all over our shit, which isn't a problem if you have the gear but most people don't and half the fricks bring some meme backpack instead of armor piercing anything anyway.

          Challenging is the perfect medal + sample lower level quickplay option because you can still have fun when you get morons not carrying armor piercing anything so long as you brought your own. I literally never leave home without my Recoilless Rifle that has survived atmospheric re-entry twice.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the arc thrower sometimes just decide to not shoot? Even when there's an enemy right infront of me there's a chance it will just not send out an arc.

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the requisition officer give me a water gun instead of a laser rifle? What the frick is this shit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he bought

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to playing with unupgraded laser weaponry, it was similarly bad in HD1 but you don't get any upgrades yet. they'll be better patrol sweepers later but will still struggle a bit during alerts.

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Angel's Venture is the current major order to liberate
    >you can't go to the sector and fight on it anymore while it's only 89% liberated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      liberation count has been steadily climbing the whole time, relax

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who /playin with randos/ here??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the time. And I never turn on my mic unless it's to tell some gay to keep turning the radar.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i just shoot to tell them to keep going/stop. eventually you wont have to when they realise you can hear the terminal beep when its in the right position anyway

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me I had the most amazing rando today called andrey3e or something. Was some slav, eastern european or finno/balt. Hilarious dude but he timed out before extraction. That was depressing as frick. We are on mission 3 out of 3 and I never got to thank him fully.

      You were a real one bro. Chances are you'll never read this. [F], timeouts just should not happen ;w;

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        go into your recent players and send him a friend request

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds good, will try to find him again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've been playing with randoms from the start
      it's okay most of the time, i haven't had nearly as much kicks or griefs as people say there is

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        eh me neither. then again I am low level and play on easy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Its fine, people are suprisingly competent on suicide and up, with crossplay turned off

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i took the minepill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should put it back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >little brine shrimp scurries over the mines
      i keked hard

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does SOS do? Why isn't there a fricking manual of the enemies anywhere or am I blind? Am I supposed to just know what Light armor penetration allows me to pierce through?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's no information in the game on most of the mechanics, small indie studio prease understand

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to get concerned about the lack of a req/sample sink. Capped resources triggers my 'tism.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are goin got have to redesign a bunch of shit because their assumptions about the economy have been destroyed by how popular the game is. I have nothing to grind for now except medals and SC, andI have already bought out the battle passes.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >500kg x 2 bomb
    >eagle strike x 3
    >guard dog laser
    >railgun

    yep its bug hunting time

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    After last week being really stable the last few days I've had a lot of crashes on finishing missions or on dive in.
    Starting to get legitimately frustrated. I want those damn completion medals for finishing ops, but of course I can't do a full op without crashing out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry not my problem game works fine for me.

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope this game is more than a fad I don't have money to buy more than one game every couple of months

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      consider getting a job

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    soon

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the grenade launcher needs to be changed to have impact grenades
    grenades out of launchers don't have timed fuses, thats just not how they work for exactly the reason it's a problem in this game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      try using the grenade launcher more than 1 foot away from enemies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But they do do that. Youre either shooting way too close to enemies or are skimming the shots of the ground where they are skipping, rather than the head of the shot hitting the ground first.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real life grenade launchers most certainly do have a minimum arming distance, usually determined by the grenade's rotation after it leaves the barrel. The only change I'd like to see with the GL is JUST ONE MORE MOTHERFRICKING BELT JESUS CHRIST.

      Oh, and for the HD1 vets, was stratagem customisation a thing or was that just for weapons? I'd like to be able to fit different types of grenades in the future.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there wasnt "customisation" there were just straight upgrades, and yeah both weapons and stratagems were upgradable

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone datamined an incendiary grenade launcher in the game files.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well then I hope Arrowhead buffs fire at some point. My gamer brain instinctively feels that fire/gas should shit on bugs while arc weapons should shit on bots and I am buttflustered that this isn't the case.

          Also, more gas/chemical/acid weapons. Concepts like "war crimes" are an Automaton psyop to weaken the Arsenal of Democracy.

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >press quickplay
    >get kicked mid loading screen
    this is legit cancer

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The laser drone is so stupid. If you run it youre a gay.

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drip
    When did it become "cool" to be an illiterate moron

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the push to talk key? Why doesn't anybody speak? Why the frick is there no proper voice menu?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its caps lock lol.
      Actually.

      And people don't talk because its easy enough to coordinate with just pings, and 90% of the people with comms open are nogs. I don't want to talk to some ghetto PS5 Black person with his smoke alarm going off in the background.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You play video games on a PC??
        AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

        This fricking loser has a full on desktop computer in his home he uses for video games. What a cringe little b***h.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy laser cannon
    >it sucks

    Thanks Joel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arc thrower shits on the laser cannon so much it's not even funny. It's a really cool weapon too which makes it even more sad.

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is gameguard being replaced with a more harmless dogshit anti-cheat?

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the new metric of popularity?
    Zoomer memes?

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    id kill for a space AK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will have your Space Tavor and like it. citizen.

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    moving on to medium difficulty and I can feel the game getting harder. probably didn't help that rando shitters dropped orbital strikes on the squad multiple times killing everybody except the bugs. oh well

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are rare samples for?
    What influences bug breaches?
    Why doesn't this game tell me shit, jesus frick just tell me if those stratagems can kill heavies or not.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rare samples are for upgrading your ship. Bug breaches are triggered by scouts spotting you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rare samples upgrade your ship. Just look at the ship upgrades and you'll know immediately
      Bugs call in breeches. Your moronic monkey brain should have been able to connect the bugs screeching and the breeches together itself, but here I am spoon feeding you.

      Its called using a brain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What are rare samples for?
      The same thing as common samples
      >What influences bug breaches?
      Ever notice that bugs spew out a bunch of orange stuff, and then there's a bug breech with stuff coming out the same color? try to use your brain on that one
      >Why doesn't this game tell me shit, jesus frick just tell me if those stratagems can kill heavies or not.
      The game tells you is stratagems are for heavier armor already.

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE JOEL I HATE JOEL I HATE JOEL I HATE JOEL I HATE JOEL I HATE JOEL I HATE JOEL I HATE JOEL I HATE JOEL I HATE JOEL I HATE JOEL I HATE JOEL I HATE JOEL I HATE JOEL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are bots and marketers spamming "Joel" over and over again every thread these past few days?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Joel is the source of all of our woes. The galactic war being turned into a bullshit scripted thing? Him. The defense missions being impossible? He did that. That patrol that clearly wasn't there 10 seconds ago? Him as well. He is the true enemy who must be defeated

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Joel is the game master and controls the war

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        BECAUSE JOEL IS A FRICKING BOT/BUG-LOVING Black person WHO CAN'T JUST LET US STEAMROLL EVERY PLANET

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the hell is "drip". is it an allusion to zoomers and the cum that "drips" out of their bussy at all times?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just means outfit you horny coomer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie wtf is bussy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesnt know drip
      >knows bussy
      nice falseflag

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >devs unironically scrapped this because they thought the playerbase was too moronic to have this info

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      proof that we're too moronic for these simple stats

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please understand, the game was a Sony first party game. Most snoys are unfamiliar with gameplay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish there was a FRICKING shooting range as in Darktide where I can try every weapon against every enemy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >devs unironically scrapped this because they thought the playerbase was too moronic to have this info

        In a game like Armored Core, letting the autism graphs come out is a really good thing since half the game is putting together and tweaking your set up.
        In a game like Helldivers it might end up being a detriment, but that little graph seems like it'd be a great thing to have.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        CONSOLE PLAYERS ARE moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh my fricking god

        JUST SHOW PLAYERS THE STATS OF THINGS, ITS NOT FRICKING ROCKET SCIENCE

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The snow must have addled their brains

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        in ye olden days before 65 IQ third worlders flooded western media markets and ESG DIE garbage became a thing, the worst thing you could do as a developer was to underestimate and insult your players' intelligence

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      proof that we're too moronic for these simple stats

      Frick these moronic devs jesus christ that's so much better and they thought people wouldn't like it? Complete fricking idiots.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's okay bwo, everyone agrees with him that this is actually a good thing!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking hate this "metagay this" "metagay that" bullshit that has been cropping up lately, it's so fricking annoying, why the frick do people care THIS MUCH about people wanting to be efficient?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mostly because people will efficient out the fun in any game. Just look at the bot farmers.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              that would happen regardless, people are already doing laser/orb. rail/rail/shield regardless of whether we have real information or not
              at the end of the day, we're just having a worse experience because people care too much about what other people do with their own game in a coop shooter

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shitters get mad when someone points out that they're using garbage. Using less efficient items is fine as long as it doesn't cause the team to lose. If a level 20+ guy refuses to bring any anti tank to a helldive he's getting kicked.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seriously, at this point I know rail gun etc. etc. can shred bigger enemies, but I want to take the machine gun in and mow down hordes of bugs, I want to take the anti-material rifle in and see if I can two shot hulks in their shitty little faces before they close the gap, I have zero interest in running some meta build because it's efficient when I all I want to do is have fun.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's part of human nature to optimize things and try to make it more efficient, they'll do it even if it ends up reducing their enjoyment of something.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you care so much about being a loser? In Darktide many people will avoid Lasguns just because of how shit their aim is since you can see them missing EVERY shot. They just use autoguns that have no tracers.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you first!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Actually had a Recoil Simulation graph
          Jesus Christ what could have been.

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need some clarification on the armours. Before release it was described as what you see if what you get, so armour with say a big ol' pauldron will offer a greater area of protection than armour with no pauldron. I'm assuming this is still a thing but the armour values are just fricked?
    I feel like I've noticed shots glancing off of me when I'm wearing thiccer armour and I have 100% seen shots hit backpacks I'm wearing and glance off.

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I desperately need a a automatic rifle to be good in this game im sick of shotguns and semi rifles (railgun and autocanon)
    I need the pleasure that can only come from mowing down people with automatic fire
    Also a minigun please not some gay ass machine gun

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so true..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      These people just cannot help themselves, everything in their life revolves around this shit, and if it isnt intended to they just pretend it does.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trannies
      >Attempting to appropriate successful trends
      Name a more iconic duo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least the leftists are starting to accept that they are infact the nazis they have been crusading against.

  137. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Helldivers will get cool animatics like this?
    Post war music, comics, and animations that get you in the mood.

  138. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope the "armor is bugged into everyone having 0 defense" thing isn't true. Players right now are just as tanky as they should be, except for maybe heavy armor being too squishy. If even light armor becomes far more resilient than it now is, it'll unironically be bad for the game. Big part of the fun is how easily you can die.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its apparently that enemies seem to have 100% armor penetration right now. The reason they havent fixed it is because they need to go in and manually set values for each enemies armour penetration, this isnt that difficult either, but its definately harder to balance.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I suspect they are compiling a bunch of feedback and observations from the playerbase dealing with the game and want to do one big balance patch instead of a bunch of smaller tweaks over time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavy armor makes you slow as frick, making you prime busy material for hunters. Some extra protection would help at least fighting them off you since you can't run.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at

      proof that we're too moronic for these simple stats

      Enemies do X damage, and have an AP rating attached to that attack. Lighter armor will take 'full' damage from more enemies, thus existing as it does in game right now. By fixing enemy AP values, only the floor will raise to varying levels based on how heavy your armor is, there will still be plenty of 'eat shit' attacks.

  139. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spear would be a lot more useful if it locked on more consistently

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flamethrower is better than you think, but hard to use. You can easily kill a charger if you know what you're doing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Implying there's anything to know. You just hold button and char it until it's done. Usually takes around 1.2 canisters.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Difficulty 3 post

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are in range of friendly incendiary mine deployment

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just mean that you have to finesse the range and the chargers movement

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure but it doesn't make it a suitable weapon for dealing with chargers anyway. You could kill a charger with your primary in the same manner.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, your primary doesn't go straight through the armor. you can flamethrower them right in the face and do damage, with your primary you have to shoot the ass

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes and it will take roughly the same amount of time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe, but it's much easier to just blast something in the face rather than round around the ass when there's enemies around

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok but it really sucks at killing chargers bro
        the arc gun is better and that still sucks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The arc gun is good for killing stuff behind the charger while also killing the charger slowly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the Spear when it works. It would be my go to when I see other people have railguns etc if they fix the lock on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      put the 43 in b please anon 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spear main reporting its god tier I never dont take it now

      Spear would be a lot more useful if it locked on more consistently

      Its plenty consistent, it just doesnt work at close range and thats by design

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not consistent. You can aim right at a Bile titan and have nothing happen until it suddenly works. Pretty sure the bug hive terrain fricks up the lock-on

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a you issue, I consistently drop them in one shot.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            so what do you do then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spear can one shot biotitans if it hits their head and generally two shot chargers, when it decides to actually lock on and you're far enough away that it doesn't arc over the target and miss

  140. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joel tongue punches my anus and is the gamemaster of our bed.

  141. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what’s actually up with the defence missions on the automaton side from difficulty 5 or higher? The first minute or two is fine but it gets completely ridiculous past that kek

  142. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homie on friend's list who didn't wanna buy Helldivers because of GameGuard is playing it right now
    I wanna play too, but MUH PRINCIPLES.

  143. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terminids are boring to fight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually prefer the Starship Troopers feel

  144. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I teamkill anyone that uses the railgun.

  145. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angel's Venture... shit, I'm still only on Angel's Venture. Fighting bugs.... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back on Malevelon Creek. I'm here a week now, waiting for a mission ... getting softer. Every minute I stay here, I get weaker, and every minute Robbie the Robot squats in the bush, he gets stronger...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope fleshcuck we taking cyberstan

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angel's Venture has been liberated. New planets in the neighbor sector have opened up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You failed. The western front is weak.

  146. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they would add in an anti material rifle thats viable for high tier play. My bullets literally bounce off bile titans including exposed weak points.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The main advantage anti materiel rifle has over other support weapons is accuracy at long range. if you find a good sniping spot far away from an enemy group you can kill a lot of them before they get to you
      but yea it's not great innit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called the railgun

      Sure but it doesn't make it a suitable weapon for dealing with chargers anyway. You could kill a charger with your primary in the same manner.

      one good thing about flamethrower is that is damages every part of a large armored target at once, so no matter what part of the enemy your team is focusing, you're helping.

      Unfortunately, until heavy armor is fixed, it's short range gets you killed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's short range gets you killed.
        it's range isn't even short, I don't understand this meme
        Use medic armor for extra liberty juice. Occasional hits aren't even a big problem, real problem is hunters jumping to your side and applying poison. But with some practice you learn to fire flamethrower mid jump just like you would with shotty or smg. Though sometimes this causes you to ignite, but again it is solved buy medic armor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You expect it to be able to kill everything? We don't need two railguns.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*Stalkers run up behind you while you're scoped in*

  147. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do they find helldivers?
    Are they all clones

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're patriotic servants of democracy doing their part.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to think Helldivers are used mostly for population control because super earth is that overpopulated

  148. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy pod literally spawns on my position
    What the FRICK?

  149. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made 1 friend 🙂

  150. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mechs on high difficulty bot planets
    I can see a homosexual devastator killing it in one barrage or a broodmother coming up behind

    Anybody have info on that arc lightning shotgun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's anything like the lightning shotgun support weapon from HD1, it'll hit everything in a wide but relatively short cone. Kind of like a lightning flamethrower.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ignores all armor

      kills chargers with 6 shots to the face, kills most medium armored enemies in two shots, can kill multiple if grouped.

      King of teamkilling, I've killed allies that were at least 3 meters away from a charger with it.

  151. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >starship troopers
    >but dogshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      way too late to drop your bait

  152. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I joined the right ship

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >UvU
      >avians
      just 500kg bomb them into mission start and screencap it

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