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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they really letting us have mechs? Please don't lie to me OP, I've been hurt before.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get use them RIGHT NOW GO FRICKING KILL SHIT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >10 minute cooldown
        gay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        who cares they ruined spawnrate of enemies which makes missions near unplayable

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stay grouped up against bugs, i swear to god, the sooner people learn this, the more fun you have fighting bugs.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They should have had it like this from the start to keep you shitters in the lower difficulties as intended.

            morons I have over 70+ hours on helldive, I'm telling you they fricked with the enemy spawns, 6 bile titans WHEN YOU LAND is not normal

            with the patch they changed a type of mission to have more enemies, people have realized that has fricked with the global spawn rate of elites across all modes and difficulty, people are getting 3+ tanks on a single drop ship on difficulty 4 which is not intended

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stop landing where enemies are detected then.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HURR
                >DURR
                stop being fricking stupid nobody lands in hot spots

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Other "pros" are saying thistoo, that they increased spawn and speed of bugs and specifically bugs for some reason t

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              70 hours of crutch abuse means nothing, shitter.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But I use the Arc Thrower
            Allies aren't allowed to be in my LoS

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I use it too and I have no problems with it unless allies are standing directly infront of where I'm aiming.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I'm not staying grouped up with people who think you can simply outlast infinite reinforcement chains on 7 and higher. I'm going by myself and whoever is smart enough to keep things moving.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >light armor
              >jetpack
              >arc thrower
              >ems orbital and 500 kg bomb
              yep... its objective rushing time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how do I rapid fire the arc thrower? im dum pwese halp :"3

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                first charge needs to be a 100% and it stays "spooled" for a while after that, when its like this you can fire it off at 60% ish charge for a bit less damage, there's a sound queue you can listen for to know when a shot can be fired

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks, I just done it!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >infinite reinforcement chains on 7
              Except its not infinite if you stop running off dragging in more patrols who summon up more shit who make people run away and agor more shit who call in more shit....ect ect.

              Staying grouped up and having people take weapons and perform their role makes the game so much easier.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They should have had it like this from the start to keep you shitters in the lower difficulties as intended.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          hello reddditor

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            jello sven

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          WAHH WAHHH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE DOESN'T HAVE TO BALLS TO FIGHT FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY. WE HAVE MECHS NOW THANKS TO TIEN KWAN AND YOU'RE STILL b***hING. GET A LIFE OR GIVE IT UP FOR SUPER EARTH

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A Starship Troopers game with massive spawn rates of bugs
          Everyone fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job I'll shoot you.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >more than four people in that gif
            Even that official Starship Troopers title let you have up to 16.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I really like taht game, i just hate how fricking bullet spongy the aracnids are. Holy shit its basically holding the mount button simulator with how much you have to fricking shot them.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              lol i feel really bad for these devs. made a perfectly competent starship troopers game only to be completely mogged because someone did it slightly better

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Starship Troopers game was way, way better at launch than Helldivers 2. Sad that the devs have since ruined and killed it though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >someone did it slightly better
                Eh i mean it was pretty really fun but the performance issues are horrendous and that's what killed any interest it could've had

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The devs really only have themselves to blame, they've been way too slow in adding new content and every time they actually do add new things something ends up totally broken like those fricking inferno bugs breaking the game if they ever fire on a spawn bunker. It's too bad because I genuinely do like the game, devs just need to step up their game significantly if they want to bring it back from death.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Massive spawn rates of the smaller bugs would be fine

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never go beyond difficulty 7. That's the sweet spot and even sometimes it can feel too absurd to handle.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just came back to the game and just dived into a quickplay difficulty 9
          We did just fine, but 1 moron blew up the exfil ship with a nuke

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are nerfing the enemies and a bunch of employees got in trouble because of stupid pussy b***hes like you
          this game has the most reddit wienersucking playerbase I've ever seen

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ABLOO BLOO
            moron the game was fine before the update, they broke shit and im not talking about your shitty railgun crutch

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Rambo wannabe still playing like a lone wolf shitter
          >wonders why he dies
          Go back

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            70 hours of crutch abuse means nothing, shitter.

            >no arguments
            I'm chadcannon user and you are all trans

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a gitgud situation

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2 uses
        oh boy I can't wait to have a dead stratagem slot because the homosexualry meteor storm weather one tapped my mech or a charger breathed on it because theres no repair tool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you can have them.
      Each mech comes with 14 rockets, and 1000 rounds for the mini gun, the minigun is akin to a slug shotgun so it will penetrate medium armor, and go through things. LEARN TO BURST FIRE WITH IT.

      Its great against bugs, sucks against bots.
      you get 2 charges, 600 second cooldown. So dont be a tard and drop them at the start, Drop it when you are about to hit a lot of nests/big nests /the fight is starting to turn to shit. You will need support.

      In mech you should be focusing on chargers, rocket their leg and gun it down. Same goes for biles. After that prioritize medium threats, hunters will just have you wasting ammo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You get use them RIGHT NOW GO FRICKING KILL SHIT

        Nice, thanks lads! Looking forward to playing later.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How sturdy are they?
        Do you need someone to keep the small fry away for you while you rocket the bile/charger, or you can stomp through the wave?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          your dead in 3-4 rockets bro

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A heavy devastator means you're dead.
          A laser tower means you're dead.
          When the mech has low HP it doesn't tell you to get out like in hd1,you die with it.
          They're trash.

          Devs have made it clear they don't want players to get their fun from the game or the tools we're provided but from short term lulz from explosions and ragdoll physics.
          And that's how we want it to be, nobody is allowed to complain.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rocket* devastator

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a free additionnal slow for now.
      You got enough ammo to kill 1 big wave, no way to reload, and that's it.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saw thread
    >tried loading in
    >server error
    I should have known

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tien Kwan liberated while I'm online
    >mech appears on this list but I can't redeem it
    >try relogging
    >server error
    Fug

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ingame events determine when content drops
    neat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if we failed (which would've been hilarious), the exosuits would've been DELAYED

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not only that, the bots would've had access to the mechs, which meant new enemy type

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How gullible are you
      The numbers are likely made up and they dropped it when they wanted to drop it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being cynical doesn't make you look smart.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, it does, midwit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the flying homosexual frick are you on about? The devs directly stated that they have someone online acting as a "game master", directing the war values. You think you know better the devs? You're fricking wrong.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        "ah yes this random time on a friday is perfect for the drop!"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HEY YOU KNOW THAT PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING IS SCRIPTED RIGHT WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THAT???

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Professional wrestling is a display of skill with very real risk and injuries that come from the crazy tricks they pull, especially in shit like ladder matches.
          This is just a dude manipulating numbers and like 400k morons gaslighting themselves into being excited over it, while the devs nerf anyone from having too much fun and get into internet fights because they're getting corrupted by an insular discord.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Missing the point, which is that that anon and others believe it to be real. You honestly tyhink they said "ok the players have liberated this zone, lets dropo the mechs"? Rather than juts "we want to drop the mechs now, lets say they did it who will ever know!"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I suppose it is very fair to say that Helldivers 2 is the WWE of video games, yeah.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, morons really believe they were winning against a "game master" LMAO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, someone was tracking the curve and the devs were clearly adjusting it manually.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think they just wanted to make it so the special mission didn't end before half the population could play the game to help because a bunch of neets blitzed it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only real way I can think to make the "Galactic War" thing really work as something to care about would be to make the game "PVPE" and have a system like Lost Planet 2's faction PvP, (Except without actual PvP because the game simply isn't made for it and it would be unfun bullshit imo)
        >Once every X weeks/months, you can sign a contract and work with a faction
        >Fighting in matchmaking determines how that faction scores in the "war"
        Translating that to Helldivers would be a way to actually give players the agency needed to actually feel like they have control over the wars, of course with the huge downside of "well now you can't fight one of the factions for days/weeks try not to get bored lmao"
        You could have it so players can join Bots, Illuminate, or Super Earth, and Bugs remain as an npc dev-controlled faction to prevent one faction from steamrolling the others Planetside 2 late night Warpgating style.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only these events weren't fake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's damage control for the disgustingly bad balance patch that made everyone mad

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET ME IN THE GAME YOU MOTHERFRICKERS AAAAAA

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not playing this game until they fix the annoying problem of people constantly running.
    No, I don't want to stack 5-10 bug breaches with 10 bile titans because you feel like jogging for 30 minutes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for letting me know

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not playing this game until they fix the annoying problem of people constantly running.
        No, I don't want to stack 5-10 bug breaches with 10 bile titans because you feel like jogging for 30 minutes.

        Honestly this is worse than the guys who would run non-stop in Left4Dead coop campaigns where the front guy kept spawning enemies and having them peel onto his teammates behind him.
        It's not even fun doing that type of gameplay. Left4Dead was fun staying together with your team and clearing as you go. It's straight up griefing at that point and it's now a common thing to do in hell divers.
        They need to add deterrents to stop players in HD2 from copying the Left4Dead constantly run, create more enemy aggro, and peel them off onto rest of teammates.

        i dont understand what the alternative is supposed to be. do you want spawns to be limited to the point you just barely have to move?

        No
        There should be increased mob aggro on players that are sprinting and are far away from other teammates. And somehow create consistent aggro and spawning on the players that are abandoning their team.

        I don't know the full solution but there should be some deterrent against this homosexualry. The game is very unfun when you are just running for 30 minutes and where it's rewarded.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you need to make 3 friends

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I tried that and the most pro epic gamer of the group kept doing the 24/7 running shit. I told them to stop abandoning the team and even showed him that we can quickly clear bug breaches but they refused to listen.

            If I fricking see someone sprinting away from me during massive mob aggro I will peel all the mobs onto them and purposefully not shoot the mobs or help them while just observing them. Game became incredibly unfun with the constant abandonment. It's not even me who is spawning the bug breaches.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              please stop b***hing in the thread because you cant wrangle your friends

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's still a core gameplay problem inherent to HD2 when it happens in public lobbies as well as friend groups.

                People do it because it works and rewards who ever is the best team abandoner. It has massive incentives for them so why wouldn't they do it? There is no deterrent at all for people to abandon their team.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok i dont care you arent playing till its fixed and nobody here can forward your complaint to a dev, jerking off would have been more productive for you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you know if one player attracts 500 bugs that also means the other players can bomb the shit out of them safely

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're supposed to be running with them so you don't get left behind

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you're supposed to be running with them so you don't get left behind
            Do you enjoy playing running simulator? Now be honest with me, is it actually fun watching your character constantly running?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have medals to earn, anon
              I'm not going to waste time killing everything I see

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have medals to earn, anon

                >doesn't play the game for fun
                >doesn't kill or shoot bugs
                >plays the game to grind and watch his character run for 30 minutes
                Detected le farming grinder

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's where all the progession is, yes
                if the devs wanted us to waste time in pointless firefights, we would earn samples, medals, and xp by killing them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, abandoning your team cheeses the game to allow the best team abandoner to farm progression shit. It works and it sucks.
                1. Your teammates are unable to clear the bugs by themselves.
                2. It's boring just constantly running around for 30 minutes.
                3. It makes the game less challenging. (which is why people do it)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the progression stuff benefits everyone
                which is why it's best to split up immediately to cover the majority of the map

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is why the game is shit atm. You are forced to play running simulator and split up because it cheeses the AI director.

                >There should be increased mob aggro on players that are sprinting and are far away from other teammates. And somehow create consistent aggro and spawning on the players that are abandoning their team.
                why??? splitting up and completing objectives should be a viable strategy and bugs/robots shouldnt just be omniscient and know "PLAYER BY HIMSELF, INCREASE AGGRO BY 200%"

                that would feel like fricking shit. there is nothing wrong with kiting. killing floor had it, call of duty zombies had it, gear's horde mode had it, its just the nature of these massive attacking horde style games

                If you see someone running away from a group and separated then it should be a no brainer that they're an easy kill where you can easily divide & conquer.
                There's no kiting when players aren't even shooting and just keep sprinting, regen their sprint meter while jogging, then sprint again.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Man, you guys who came into this game having not played the first are funny.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Man, you guys who came into this game having not played the first are funny.
                Huh?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Helldivers 1 Diff 8-9 was all about stealth and deleting a patrol before it could react. In HD1, if enemies are alerted and spawning in, you're running away or dying pointlessly with hardly ever any middle ground.

                This game is meant to be like the first.
                The sooner the game's population shrinks to just people who actually want to play the game the devs are actually making and not just fotm demanding a powerfantasy, the better.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This game is meant to be like the first.
                Not with the way patrols are handled currently. Practically impossible to stop reinforcements from being called it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                With bug patrols they won't call in bug breaches until they're 6 ft away from you if you remain crouch/prone and still. Not sure if it's a bug with the stealth system or intended.
                But this never works in lobbies because players love jogging so damn much.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot to mention you can do this while shooting them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe if you could reasonably prevent bug breaches, but I've literally had a Black person call in reinforcements after I shot his head off, since bugs still live for like 4 seconds.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Using new Flamer
                >Cooking bugs instantly, chargers FEAR the flamer
                >Kill patrol, cook them all instantly
                >Except the one calling reinforcements, who does the entire "looks up at the sky and shits disgusting bug jizz in the air while muttering unintelligible bug screeching" while being fricking cooked for long enough it'd kill a Charger, immediately dies the second it calls in the breach
                Frick offfff

                Although that's not nearly as annoying as what I've seen Bots doing lately.
                >Drop pod in on 9
                >As soon as we land a Bot 2km away behind a mountain with exactly 0 way to get line of sight fires a flare

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >As soon as we land a Bot 2km away behind a mountain with exactly 0 way to get line of sight fires a flare
                Had something similar when playing with new people on 5.
                >Just walking along, making our way to an outpost
                >Nobody shooting, calling stratagems, or anything
                >Suddenly 3 flares shoot up past a mountain range across the map
                >A gorillion dropships come to shit automatons everywhere

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only silver lining is that when they fire a flare a million miles away the dropships also land a million miles away so you can just frick off and leave the area before the horde shows up where you were standing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately, not what happened for us. Those dropships went straight for us.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bot drops/bug breaches attempt to drop/spawn as close to the flare or breach as possible

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >get rocket head-sniped through a pixel peak by a rocket devastator
                >respawn
                >instagibbed by a tower cannon across the map

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man, you guys who came into this game having not played the first are funny.

                Don't patronize
                In HD1 you had an isometric view to see if teammates were abandoning and running away. Also they were literally blocked from running away because they have to stay in isometric view of the rest of the players where you would run into an invisible wall if you got too far away. This provides incentive to stop players for constantly running and actually shoot back once they hit the edge of the screen.

                You did play the Helldivers 1 right anon?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I did, with another 100 on my 2nd acc.
                People weren't actively averse to working together, and used the call outs way more. Why they replaced "Move" with "follow me" Idk what it is but I swear people hear the "follow me" and then actively refuse to out of spite.
                Meanwhile I could run to the edge of screen hitting "MOOOVE" and I have 3 guys immediately turning to follow me.

                Today's update really fricked up the game
                >every time you pick up medals, req slips or super credits from caches around the map your character freezes in place for 5 seconds
                >the requisition shop is broken
                >the end of game rewards screen is broken
                >connecting to the game at all causes error messages
                >matchmaking is broken again

                The freezing in place and all those things seem to be related to server stability and population. They've been happening intermittently since launch.

                Protip: having a teammate punch you will end the freezing bit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >People weren't actively averse to working together
                You had no choice but to work together since your camera was leashed to the 3 morons you were playing with.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                fricking GOOD IT'S A TEAM GAME

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There should be increased mob aggro on players that are sprinting and are far away from other teammates. And somehow create consistent aggro and spawning on the players that are abandoning their team.
          why??? splitting up and completing objectives should be a viable strategy and bugs/robots shouldnt just be omniscient and know "PLAYER BY HIMSELF, INCREASE AGGRO BY 200%"

          that would feel like fricking shit. there is nothing wrong with kiting. killing floor had it, call of duty zombies had it, gear's horde mode had it, its just the nature of these massive attacking horde style games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont understand what the alternative is supposed to be. do you want spawns to be limited to the point you just barely have to move?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is bugged and you earn no rewards not even exp for completing a mission

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FAILED TO CONNECT
    NOT AGAIN
    LET ME INNNNNNNNNNN

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn they really going into the fomo market of one and done "story" telling and if you weren't here frick you lol.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop being a lazy fat homosexual and play the game then

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But i hate videogames!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can still buy the thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there isn't any story, this isn't a game you play for story at all

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't use stratagems while in mech
    Whaaat? I'm pretty sure the first game allowed that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      first game allowed you to use eagle strafing run as a primary by spamming it, it allowed you to stack stratagems you liked, it allowed you to kill (not) chargers in one headshot with an autocannon, it was FUN

      the sequel is SHIT, SHIT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are so many problems with the weapons and stratagem weapons.

        Why the hell is the diligence counter sniper having the longest weapon sway where it takes 3 seconds for your barrel to line up to where you're actually aiming?
        Why is the anti-material rifle unable to pierce or damage heavy armored bugs?
        Why is the manned deployable turret so shit?
        Why is recoilless rifle so dogshit compared to railgun?
        etc etc etc etc etc etc etc

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why is the manned deployable turret so shit?
          see I'm fine with it but it really shouldn't die in two hits from literally anything, it should have some armor on it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why is the manned deployable turret so shit?
          So they can release the autocannon turret, rocket turret, laser turret, railgun turret lightning turret and flamethrower turret later

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      first game allowed you to use eagle strafing run as a primary by spamming it, it allowed you to stack stratagems you liked, it allowed you to kill (not) chargers in one headshot with an autocannon, it was FUN

      the sequel is SHIT, SHIT

      You can't use stratagems in vehicles like in the first game? That's fricking gay. Give me back my fricking HAV and Lumberer, you fricking Black folk.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOO THE SERVERS ARE FRICKED AGAIN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >again

      What do you mean again? They've never not been.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but they been fine for like a few weeks

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The mech is dog shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like in the first game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But everyone used it in the first game, if I remember correctly.
        It was always 4 dudes in mechs

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I CAN'T BUY THE MECH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    I hold down the purchase button and it fills up but then the shop window freezes and the purchase doesn't complete

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait till people mad about a tiny breaker nerf try the slugger

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slugger is wack against bugs especially in permutations with tons of Hunter Black folk (though it is pretty good against Bile Spewers), get the Punisher instead.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    servers dead? cant login, no rush but still.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Work 65 hours a week
      >Finally have my 48 hours off between groups of shifts
      >Servers ded

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The mechs are shit. Paper armor, machine gun with ZERO armor penetration, only a dozen or so rockets, and it's a TEN MINUTE COOLDOWN

    People are saying their mech gets destroyed before they even get into it if it's being shot at by bots or bit by even shitty weak bugs lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It also can't do melee like stomping and can't be re-armed

      how disappointing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It actually does have a stomp, it's just broken at the moment because the servers are fricked. Also walking over baby bugs squishes them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has a stomp? nice.
          Also found out the Mini map feature is fricked on it as well.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker said slugger was good
    >it's just a completely shit version of the punisher

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea I’m mad and been tricked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea I’m mad and been tricked

      Can't tell if you're joking or not. The slugger is fricking great and I use it 90% of the time now that it has more ammo. It's biggest weakness is hordes because of the pump-action fire rate, but it one-shots all unarmored enemies, can kill every bot in one shot except for hulks and tank (and can stunlock hulks from behind), and can kill every bug except for bile titans. Bring the machine pistol and use it if you're getting swarmed, otherwise just pop heads from medium range.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't let the memes fool you. It's still only light armor penetrating just like almost every normal gun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >completely shit
      >stunlocks hulks
      >stunlocks hive commanders
      >stuns bile spewers out of their attacks like a railgun shot does
      >blows a chargers ass out in 12~ shots
      >can snipe bile titan sacks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nailing a devastator right in the face
      >blowing the arms and legs off bugs
      I love the slugger, bros!

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    servers are alive again!

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flavor of the month going sour

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't connect to server

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't connect to server

      back to darktide bros.....

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kind request, can you just buy an ad and stop shilling your FOTM slop here?
    No game that costs more than $12 is worth playing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cry more Palsissy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        never played it consoomer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cry more Palsissy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can tell you're brown through the screen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why don't you just avoid the thread?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day or stop coming into threads you don't like, dumb homosexual.

        >just leave the thread
        how about you shills leave the board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day or stop coming into threads you don't like, dumb homosexual.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remind me, why are we defending the server issues again?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buys FOTM slop
      >gets FOTM slop
      not seeing the issue here

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        flavor of the century kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we are?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just shills coping that shitty servers mean the game is popular so that's a good thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It gives me time to b***h about the game on Ganker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is we? Stop making up shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Remind me, why are we defending the server issues again?
      See

      It's over.

      . It's mentally ill discord troons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      works on my machine

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >save 20 civilians
    >Kill close to 150 in extremely questionable and in some cases completely negligent airstrikes

    >glorious victory

    Praise super earth
    Praise liberty

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every bot enemy can be killed frontally through a weakspot except tank, which is very slow and avoidable
    >railcannon one shots every bot enemy
    >orbital laser can deal with multiple hulks and tanks
    >every enemy apart from the tank has weakspots in the back and in the front
    >bot enemies can be disabled with multiple different weapons
    >none of the bots that pose a thread can catch you if you decide to run away
    >none of the bots have 10m long "melee" attack that slows you down

    all of this isn't true for the bugs

    bugs are just moronicly designed faction

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all of this isn't true for the bugs
      Almost as if you need to change up your strategy for a different enemy faction.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also
      >Bots actually listen to the smoke strikes and will lose you in them unlike bugs who don't give a frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah genius lets make the two different races require the exact same solutions, that will be fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly, bots are so much more fun to fight.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you not skip the intro video now? Frick off I've already seen it a gorillion times reeee

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hold escape

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        doesnt work 4 me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does nothing. It has the loading icon in the top right now, I'm sure it takes the entire trailer to load the FRICKING FAILED TO LOG IN SCREEN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like it. Must be to frick with everyone that keeps crashing some more.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF YOU LIKE BOTS SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MARRY ONE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, fine: what model do you have in stock then?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        god i wanna marry a robot

        (USER WAS SENT TO THE FREEDOM CAMPS FOR THIS POST)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love bots, I never get tired of shooting them

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok. But what about the fact that I haven't gotten the medal reward for either of the past two major orders?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can only have 250 max

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok. I only have 7, so that's not it. Try again.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            then its some server shit again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does this keep happening

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re being cheap on the resources

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We are aware of an issue with players being able to get into the game.
      >We are working to fix it as soon as we can.
      And then they shut down the servers to not allow anyone in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >77 trans flags
      So glad I don't play this slop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd be surprised at how many of us trans folk there are among us :3

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trans women are women.

          There are trannies right behind you anon

          Nobody is shocked that troons lurk discords hoping to prey on minors.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I prefer men older than I am.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trans women are women.

          So that's what happens when a game becomes known for having a lot of underage players.

          How's that fragile male ego that you two have?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trans women are women.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are trannies right behind you anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, a game with millions of people is bad cause of 77 mentally ill discord users.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically yes, that is 77 troons too many.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            so I should stop having fun cause some crazy people are trying to invade my space, nope.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. You should not waste your time having fun. Instead, bully troons into 41%ing. THEN we are allowed fun.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they're insinuating that Mikael is a troony?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the trannies I've played with have been chill and good at the game. I even added a couple on steam because they actually know how to play as a squad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd be surprised at how many of us trans folk there are among us :3

        Trans women are women.

        >77 trans flags
        >42 palestine flags
        that means palestinians only have 55% the oppression trannies do?

        Helldivers 2 is very popular in the trans community because its core gameplay involves speed running, i.e. you are literally running nonstop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many times will they be able to use this excuse?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies are so terminally online, it's tragic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hype up event
      >Immediately undermine all of the hype
      This game is somehow managing to succeed despite the devs best efforts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My patience is just about out. Which is fine for them really, I already played beyond the point I can refund. But with the new login issues and the CONSTANT crashes the game is quickly becoming not even worth the effort to play.
        It'd be one thing if the crashes were being worked on, but if anything they're getting WORSE with every minor change on their end. A friend I play with literally crashes 10+ times per mission, with the game literally BSODing his entire PC once, where I'm "lucky" enough to "only" crash at LEAST twice per mission.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hit this point last week. Whenever I think about how fun it is when it actually runs I'm instantly reminded of the servers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I found using exclusive fullscreen and turning off any overlays (afterburner+rivia) reduces the crashing some if you haven't tried it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >77 trans flags
      >42 palestine flags
      that means palestinians only have 55% the oppression trannies do?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I truly hate discord now, I miss forums. Those emojis and the userbase are all moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I miss forums
        Gametrailers bro?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tranx rights sissters

      put me in the traaaaaaaanshot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >random troony flag spam
      I frickin hate them so much, always gata plaster their flag on whatever they latch on like parasites

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you hate americans too?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes actually

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hate Americans
          Like you wouldn't believe!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least most of them suicide.
        Would be nice if they couldn't groom kids on discord and we could just lynch these freaks.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wake me up when I can become an Eagle pilot

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a shit about the mechs. Where's my jeep? I want to farm PoIs on trivial faster.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw literally nobody ever joins my lobbies
    when are they fixing the matchmaking?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Backpack stratagem that allows you to repair and rearm your mech when? Seems moronic to abandon a whole mech just because it's guns ran out of ammo, we ain't Russians

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't skip the intro video now? What is this shit? Also, why does this long ass video play every single time you open the game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I can't skip it either. How is it even possible that this game gets worse by the day a month after launch? It was busted as frick already but worked a whole lot better that first week than it does now. And at least it was fun before the devs started nerfing and changing shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got in the game and now I can't buy the exosuit stratagem. Game is bugged as frick rn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I can't skip it either. How is it even possible that this game gets worse by the day a month after launch? It was busted as frick already but worked a whole lot better that first week than it does now. And at least it was fun before the devs started nerfing and changing shit.

      Hold ESC you dumb fricking Black folk, how are you even able to breathe with that IQ?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up moron I tried that. The prompt was completely gone.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before an extraction, I kill whoever accidentally killed me, grab their samples and kick them! They get nothing, no exp, no samples, just wasted time, and I get everything. Big win for me!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've only ever kicked one person.

      >End of a mission
      >Shuttle about to arrive
      >Guy teamkills both me and the other guy in the match
      >Throws the reinforce as he gets in the shuttle by himself
      >As soon as the escape cutscene plays I kick him
      >Mission complete but he gets nothing

      Felt incredible.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You still get the rewards if that happens.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today's update really fricked up the game
    >every time you pick up medals, req slips or super credits from caches around the map your character freezes in place for 5 seconds
    >the requisition shop is broken
    >the end of game rewards screen is broken
    >connecting to the game at all causes error messages
    >matchmaking is broken again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every time you pick up medals, req slips or super credits from caches around the map your character freezes in place for 5 seconds
      this happened every fricking match, we had to designate a player to "unstuck" people with a melee strike and one time I was sent flying into the ground, god damn this game is coded like paper if it breaks at every single fricking update

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't pick up bugs with your mech claws and crunch them

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take flamer
    >It's a mass-spewer booty call episode

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      god damn it if the flamer just had 1.5x range it would be PERFECT. But those spewers can kill you in a shot for shot match

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the purchase of the mech wont go through

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im able to use the mech anyway, I think they added it as an extra stratagem.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they did, you get 1 use from free extra and 2 uses from proper stratagem. 3 total

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pls understand

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick can't you reload your mech? just make it super long to do so, make it a backpack option to reload your mech

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you care, it won't live more than 30 seconds anywhere above medium difficulty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was single use in the first game. It sucked then too.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >won't register my stratagem purchase
    FRICKING SWEDES

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the ballistic shield have a niche AT ALL in this game? Anyone here used it a lot for the memes know what it can/can't block?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can block regular bot fire. If you get hit by a rocket you drop it.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone said the bot is a shared strategem? so only 1 per map instead of per person?

    also should I buy the bomb defusal armor? is double armor worth half speed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bs, we've summoned 8 in one game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the mission I ran this morning, it was per person. Free mechs yo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is double armor worth half speed?
      No, by a large margin.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone said the bot is a shared strategem? so only 1 per map instead of per person?

        also should I buy the bomb defusal armor? is double armor worth half speed?

        I'm running heavy armor in Helldive, it's very useful. You're not going to be going sanic fast in every situation. Sometimes you'll be bogged down or swarmed and that extra padding gives you 3x more health than light armor

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which heavy armor? The padded one from the cash shop?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            All of them, that armor class is useful now

            They finally fixed armor rating? Does extra padding actually increase armor rating for default armor? I never understand that armor trait.

            Yeah last update fixed that. I find that you want light armor for bugs since you always want to keep moving. but for bots heavy armor is a must.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They finally fixed armor rating? Does extra padding actually increase armor rating for default armor? I never understand that armor trait.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          extra stim armor is better because the regen offsets the damage and makes stamina recharge

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I always carry a Supply pack anyway so the 2+ stims aren't necessary when I'm just resupplying myself on the go. there's a lot of bullshit in 7+ that insta kill you and being able to tank a rocket is important.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              can you REALLY tank a rocket with that armor or are you memeing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, it's an instant kill for any other armor, the heavy armor now does what it's supposed to. I can't give specifics but I know it's significant. if a rocket explodes near you then it only takes a small bite of health, if it's a direct attack then you will survive granted you aren't being peppered continually and can health immedietely.

                I haven't tried it with a shield backpack but I know you'll be genuinely tanky with this strategy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk man a medium bug chunked me with the highest tier of armor imaginable, like, 2 slashes and I was red as if I had light armor

                I will do more testing but against bugs its not great

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said it before you want light armor for bugs and heavy for bots.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                but I want to roleplay as commander zavala

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >call down mech
    >10s of bug killing kino
    >Ooh a charger
    >Mindlessly rocket it while its right next me
    >Rocket kills me and the mech

    Mech is kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have no idea how many times I've killed myself because I shot my autocannon point blank at my teammate's shield which I can barely fricking see with all the fog.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else getting stuck after a mission where it should have the "press X to return to ship" but it's just a greyed out screen and you can't do anything?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just hit the escape key. Things are fricked right now

      Haven't gotten xp for my last 3 missions. No point in playing right now until it's fixed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thread is full of PS5 Black folk
      no wonder only shit takes are posted here

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't gotten xp for my last 3 missions. No point in playing right now until it's fixed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No point in playing right now until it's fixed
      >until it's fixed

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's my concept for targeting binoculars.
    Make it a secondary (you lose your sidearm)
    and it allows you can mark stuff for an eagle strike /orbital from far away.

    Obviously it'll expend your stratagems like normal

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one mech type? That's fricking disappointing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and it's awful to boot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're keeping the good mech for later because this is a GAAS with drip-fed content
      I hate it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's 3, the current one, the quad autocannons one and the one with a big cannon that shoots tank rounds and a famethrower.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only have one Exosuit in the purchasable stratagem list.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is any of the two remaining ones actually usable?

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's a good anti armor weapon now that the railgun fricking sux?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      amr on bots but you have to cope with misaligned scope
      idk about bugs, flamethrower I guess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rocket launchers, I guess. And kind of the autocannon (it's my favorite gun but it still kind of useless against heavy stuff and is slow to reload)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Expendable anti tank, recoilless rigle, arc thrower and (surprisingly) flamethrower
      Or you can just keep using the railgun on unsafe if you're not a pussy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        railgun is dead, you can't hold button for 5 seconds doing nothing while it charges, it's unviable. And if you don't, it can't even kill brood commanders. You're just dragging your team down if you bring it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good, it was too broken that made every other weapon useless.
          Now it's an alternative as it should've been.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, it's an alternative to just having an empty player slot

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The railgun is still better than the anti-material sniper. It's basically a sniper and has its situational usefulness.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Noone is using anything with "situation usefulness" when you have to pick a limited set of things to bring before the mission even starts. People just kick you if you aren't running meta at high level.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never had that problem, I enjoy creating gimmicky setups that are fun.

                2 setups:
                >jetpack (jump on cliffs/mountains), anti-material sniper, regular sniper, sentry [sit on mountain sniping for your team while having a sentry below you shooting the bugs crawling along your cliff]
                >flamethrower, EMS orbital, gas, napalm

                Obviously you can add whatever variations like tesla gun. But it's fun in trying to create builds that are underutilized and gimmicky.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hold button for 5 seconds doing nothing
          You know you can walk? There's four keys on your keyboard that should allow you to walk freely

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Frick up your aim by moving
            lol, lmao.
            t: different anon

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You stop moving when you actually shoot, u wot m8

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You stop moving when you actually shoot, u wot m8

              Just go first person if you want pinpoint accuracy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The light stealth armor, and pressing forward.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Crossplay always off

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all reinfrocements are spent, 1 is available after the timer
    >i'm dead
    >shuttle is landing
    >a dude calls down a reinforcement
    >I accidentally land on him and kill him right before the extraction
    damn bro, I'm sorry

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not earning any xp or medals rn

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >laser drone is off when you're inside the mech
    Which troglodyte came up with this bullshit, I want my laser rover to follow the mech and take care of the trash mob while I use my ammo on bigger enemies. God damn it Sweden

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I want is that new Reinforcement stratagem.
    I can call down a platoon of SEAF goons? Will they follow me around and die bombastically? That sounds fricking awesome, each player could take a group and fight a map wide battle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That sounds fricking awesome, each player could take a group and fight a map wide battle.
      Oh hurray, more incentive for not playing with your team because of bad game design.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The mechs have the structural integrity of paper mache when fighting bugs
    Fricking why..........

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >credits not working
    >samples not working
    >extracting with full stacks and you arrive at the ship with nothing

    AMAZING UPDATE DEVS

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    LET ME BUY IT YOU FRICKS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you get to use it for free rn if you just deploy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6k credits
      get shit on exploiter

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do the mechs go against bots? I'm afraid of that extra large hitbox soaking up everything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poorly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine if there isn't a tower anywhere in you vicinity. But you aren't invincible, focus down rocket bots.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      terrible, one rocket devastator volley you didn't see because the mech is xboxhueg and you're gone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there should be a big ass laser pointing at you indicating there's rockets incoming, playing against bots is like playing PvP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        out fricking skilled

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta love how everyone except Helldivers has access to reliable, spammable anti-armor.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair that thing probably doesn't have armor thicker than a charger.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actual gitgud situation

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ohnonononononononono

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    should i buy this game if i have no friends?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty fun solo and with randos, but obviously for tackling tough missions and consistent fun, friends are best.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is enjoyable just doing quick play. But its very buggy and I get constant crashes personally.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's how I think they should fix bugs.
    Crank the enemy density up to 12.
    remove chargers and bile titans from the small hole breach (have bile titans patrol instead and aggro if they see firefights from a distance not full aggro) and give chargers a unique spawn animation that when 2 or 3 smaller enemies are calling at once it causes bigger breach.
    I feel like bugs should be more about getting overwhelmed by tons of enemies than having armored units stop the gameplay in its tracks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devs said they want to go that path and they will lower elite spawn but increase trash mob count, can't wait to be killed by 20 hunters

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I feel like bugs are too easy when they spawn in, you could drop a napalm or 500kg bomb and kill them all, there should be like 3 breaches going on at once but less big guys basically.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Press ALT + S the moment your mech got destroyed, you will jump out of it without dying

    t. been using mech before it was released

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open game
    >can no longer skip intro movie
    >can't actually purchase mech
    >medal shop is busted
    >character freezes in place when picking up stuff from POIs
    why does random shit break every time they touch the game?

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >licks your butthole

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >full auto shotguns for deer hunting & home defense
    nice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just as the Super Founding Fathers intended.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Super Earth looks like Coruscant from the intro cutscene
      >deer are still around
      So did they just import deer to other planets?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably there are Super Hunting Reserves.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's very humane. They barely feel any pain.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    of course its fricking broken

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PC Black folk having server issue AGAIN
    Works on my PS5 lmao

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you fight the heavy mechs and tanks?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heavy mechs
      you need to aim good, unironically, or shoot them in the back but good luck with that
      >tanks
      actually very fricking easy to kill, if you have contact grenades just land 1-2 directly on top of the turret and that'll be that. also EAT to the sides of the turret/roof work too I think. the 110 eagle rocket pods frick up tanks really bad too cause of how big and slow they are.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shoot them in the little visor slit with the Railgun/autocannon/Anti material rifle/laser cannon/rockets.
        They also are weak to small arms fire to their glowing backpack
        >tanks
        Same thing but hit the glowy bits on the turret or a rocket to the side/back turret.

        Are the heavies the ones with the flamethrower? Those only are weak in the back I thought.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are both heavies. Tanks and hulks are heavies.
          Hulks come in 2 flavors, buzz saw and flame thrower or laser gun and rocket pod, both have the same weak points, in the back or visor.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the heavies can also just spawn with a giant laser cannon or rocket launcher, its 3 variants of the same enemy. if you aim REALLY GOOD there's weapons you can use to hit the red visor slit on the front enough time to kill it, railgun/autocannon/am rifle etc. you can also shoot the arms off and break its legs but you need heavy armor AP weapons for that. heatsink weakpoint on the back needs medium armor pen I think? they get flinched by a slugger shot to the back so its actually pretty easy to kill them with that if they're chasing after someone else.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot them in the little visor slit with the Railgun/autocannon/Anti material rifle/laser cannon/rockets.
      They also are weak to small arms fire to their glowing backpack
      >tanks
      Same thing but hit the glowy bits on the turret or a rocket to the side/back turret.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        God this change is so nice, laser for hulks/cannons is amazing.

        How the frick do you fight the heavy mechs and tanks?

        Two impacts on the back of the tank's turret kills it, or one Orbital Rail Cannon shot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heavy mechs
      bring AC or Rail, pop them in the face/back easily
      >tanks
      bring 110m rocket pods, insta kills them all the time
      or hit their backs

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use the Eagle 500KG bomb for home defence.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >500 kg bomb
    is it just me, or is it kinda shit?
    For single target, railcannon is better
    For multiple targets, cluster bombs/napalm are better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you fully upgrade the Hangar it's incredibly useful. Especially when you'd rather not deal with all the bullshit that comes with attacking Heavy Bases/Hives.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its good if the bomb goes off on top of the exact pixel of an enemy and theres no pebbles around to block the entire blast
      the radius of the 500kg is so small it feels like a joke or a bug

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Helldivers 2? More like Banjo Kazooie collectables speedrunning.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Using map while in walker still shoots the guns
    >Firing the rocket while turning can make it self destruct the mech
    >Freeze every time you loot medals/SC
    >Complete mission, no medals or XP awarded
    >Gun no longer remembers ADS mode
    DO THEY EVEN TEST THIS AT ALL?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. And we already know they have never played or tested any of the difficulties above 4.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      enough about ffxiv thoughever

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thoughever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No samples awarded
      I scoured the maps for 9 fricking supers and it was all a waste of time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Using map while in walker still shoots the guns
        >Firing the rocket while turning can make it self destruct the mech
        >Freeze every time you loot medals/SC
        >Complete mission, no medals or XP awarded
        >Gun no longer remembers ADS mode
        DO THEY EVEN TEST THIS AT ALL?

        that's why I haven't been playing. these maintenance devs are incompetent as frick.
        I *STILL* have to rebind my numpad keys every fricking time I launch the game. Like, how the frick is it too hard to add keybinds to an ini file and save them properly so they aren't reset the next time.. or at least let me mark it as read only so you can't overwrite it with dumb shit.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're still killing bugs?
    You should be speed running collectibles anon.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still haven't played this because I am afraid having no classes makes the game repetitive and stale. Is that the case or is it better than EDF?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is that the case
      Nah, it's still pretty fun.
      >or is it better than EDF?
      Completely subjective, it's basically EDF for normies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean there's variety in the sense that there's things you DO want to take against bugs that are absolutely dogshit against bots and vice versa.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not EDF, they are very distinctive in style of play. Game is fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not the same kind of game as EDF, I dont know why people keep making this comparison. Its as similar to EDF as Killing Floor is to CoD Zombies, they are just not the same kind of game just because there are lots of enemies.

      Its fun but I would wait for a sale if you dont know what HD is going for, not because the game is bad but because they are still adding content and balancing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna buy it, try it for 2 hours, refund it and buy it in a CD key website for a 50% discount.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever works, hope you have fun. Youll probably not unlock anything meaningful to use in the 2 hours though, if youre going to do that try and play on harder difficulties because low diff does not spawn very many enmies. Between 5 and 7 is the sweet spot for fun.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get the EATs and MG and a supply pack, last strategem is player's choice.
          Be your squad's support gunner for trash/fodder since you won't have much big dicc options for armor. Keep the boys with big dicc weapons topped off. Drop the clutch EATs (only support weapon so far with sub-2 minute cooldown) to take out armor when everyone's out of their anti-armor options.

          It's so much fricknig fun and I can't wait for the heavy machine gun to drop to do it in Diff 8.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is my build but I am going to change supply pack for mechs. Last strat is my main weapon of course. The freedom ringing GL. I keep the MG in reserve incase I die and my GL is on cooldown or a teammate needs a primary. EAT is on such a low cooldown you can typically just hurl it on the next objective so its ready and waiting for the heavies. GL kills trash like no other and is great for closing bug holes.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The freedom ringing GL
              I've started using it for bugs and I like it. Flamethrower also felt fricking good as fuark picking it up off a dead diver while getting chased by bugs and letting them all get a taste of spicy democracy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They just buffed it. It used to be SHIT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      instead of generic "classes" you have 4 statagems to choose before every mission. These include
      >support weapon or backpack
      >Orbital/Eagle Strike (aka your super attack)
      >Sentry that covers your defenses

      It's better than having a game balanced around everybody having the perfect ratio in classes. Because that never works in any game.
      Now it's still new so the balance for weapons is still off. there's a few guns that desperately need buffs because nobody uses them. Some needed nerfs.
      But overall this is better than having shit arbitrarily gated off because this and that aren't "your class". Everyone can throw nukes, purge xenos in flames or go vietnam with a MG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is that the case or is it better than EDF?
      It's like the difference between Dark Souls and something like Lords of the Fallen or something. There's a lot about them similar, but they both play very differently. Think of it as you always play as a base health Ranger but with Air Raider options.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would really recommend getting it on sale, tbh. Like it's fun with friends and shit, but it's not really worth $40 at the moment, just not a lot of content.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has plenty of content for $40.

        It is just unstable and buggy as frick. Even the PS5 crashes on this game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has less content than HD1 had on release

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          homies are becoming more poor by the day

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mech has no stratagem launcher
    so much for remaining faithful to the original

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one free mech per mission
    >cannot buy mech from store
    >dev: p-please understand there's a lot people logging in to play it haha

    incompetent fricks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even understand that,, its the same amount as any other day. They actually just broke the game somehow.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick are the servers dying from "too many people" when we're not even close to the 24 hour peak yet??

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it might be console shitters but nope, combined player count is lower than 24-hour peak on PC

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah the devs have confirmed the game has a near 1:1 split of pc-to-console players so usually the steam playercounts reflect the console's too

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              not really, it's more than that
              https://twitter.com/Pilestedt/status/1759160447431843880

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus, consoles really are dead huh? Not even 5 years ago and their numbers would've dwarfed the PC playerbase

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's only on PS5. and Helldivers 2 is practically a new IP from an indie dev. it's going to take a while to breach COD players

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          login queues or they fricked the update when they tried to push it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the servers worked for about 30 minutes when the mechs dropped so somebody must have dropped spaghetti on the servers *after* they dropped the mechs

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't buy mech or anything else
    >Finish match, everyone disconnected, no rewards
    Well at least the free mech was fun

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't buy the mech in the store
    >Whatever, hop in a mission to check it out
    >Decent for bugs, not so good for bots
    >Picking up requisition slips, medals, or super credits freezes you in place for 30 seconds
    >Rewards screen we bugged and didn't show any rewards after completing the mission
    >Turns out we actually just didn't get any rewards for the six missions we did
    cool

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already unlocked everything and have max Req points. So I don't mind that I get kicked off a mission in the last second or don't get rewards. I just enjoy the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am sub level 20 and really need all the progression points. I still enjoy game but also way more than just not getting xp and moneys is broken, NO GOOD.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game is broken
    >the game is broken
    the game is broken
    >the game is broken

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The mech is silly. Not much health, abysmal rocket ammo, and I by burning because it catches fire when going down.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PEW PEW

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fascist game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >based game
      Based.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based if true

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >based game
      Based.

      based if true

      Why do right wingers have no media litiracy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >litiracy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >litiracy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >litiracy
        Why does the left lack the ability to understand that people know its a meme.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >samples pick up dont work
    >credits pick ups dont work
    >exp doesn't work
    >requisitions don't work
    >get stuck on the ground when picking up stuff
    >can't buy mech
    >mech that comes with free stratagem slot is bugged and prone to self destruction
    >you can still shoot mech guns while tagging shit on the map leading to accidental self destruct
    >its also made of paper and dies to literal breeze before you jump in, then it dies to 2 rockets

    every new update to this game just breaks shit harder than the last one, Its like I'm playing destiny 2 lightfall launch all over again

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some Black person steals my mech
    >can't TK him because that means my mech will be destroyed
    What the FRICK do I do bros? He's host because he has 1 next to his name/letter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the mech will explode within the next 3 seconds anyway, who cares

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Call in a second mech and blow the one he stole up. You DID buy the mech before the servers broke, right? You should have access to three of them.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay I just bought this. Let's see if it holds up to EDF. Any tips for a newbie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah here's tip 1

      don't play right now, the game's fricked beyond repair until they hotfix it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play it now shit's fricked. They broke the fricking game when they added mechs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah here's tip 1

        don't play right now, the game's fricked beyond repair until they hotfix it

        Really?

        Okay, any tips for when the game is back?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who knows really. Apparently they have their team of lobotomized hamsters working on it now. Maybe today, maybe tomorrow. Come back in an hour or 2 and ask again.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Devs broke the servers when they added mechs and then went on their weeked. Don't expect the servers to be working again untill monday.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          considering its 8 pm in europe don't expect a fix until tomorrow

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Qrd
          >devs only play on medium difficulty levels
          >appalled people are beating end game content casually
          >overtune enemy spawns to full blown RNG bullet hell
          >simultaneously nerf the only weapons able to give you a fighting chance
          >get uppity going lololol I troll U git gud
          >total PR nightmare
          >multiple apologies for their behavior
          >acknowledge they messed up the balance
          >a bunch of dubious hot fixes to try and rebalance things
          >every 1 thing they fix 2 more break
          >game is in complete disarray and doesn't even work now

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            God it really is DRG all over again

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Difficulty 6 is the only difficulty you should be playing on anyway once you get all your super samples.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            considering its 8 pm in europe don't expect a fix until tomorrow

            Who knows really. Apparently they have their team of lobotomized hamsters working on it now. Maybe today, maybe tomorrow. Come back in an hour or 2 and ask again.

            Not asking about when it will be fixed, I mean tips like what do I do when I start? What are good guns for beginners? What difficulty level do I start playing at?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What are good guns for beginners?
              You only have access to very limited equipment when you start, you unlock more stuff as you play so don't worry about it
              >What difficulty level do I start playing at?
              You have no choice but to work your way up from difficulty 1, higher modes are locked until you complete an operation in your current highest one

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The punisher shotgun you unlock pretty early and it recently got buffed with more ammo and damage.
              When you reach about difficulty 4 consider purchasing the expendable anti tank stratagem. It allows you to call in 2 single use AT rockets on a very short cooldown. Bots at lower levels are harder than bugs imo so make sure you bring things that can penetrate armor. The anti material rifle and autocannon both work against medium armor bots.

              If you have a friend in voip try out the recoilless rifle and have him hold your ammo bag.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've destroyed Hulks before by magdumping their weakspot in the back with the starting Liberator.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's great when you have a teammate to distract them so you don't have to get in range of the flamethrower version. Flanking bots actually makes a bunch of their strengths easy to overcome.
                Slugger can also stunlock hulks if you hit them in the rear weakpoint.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              unlock eagle airstrike
              expendable anti tank
              autocannon
              arc thrower
              orbital laser and orbital railcannon as soon as you can

              hold R to access gun settings

              you dont have to fight everything

              no reason to advance in difficulty past 6 until you are 20+

              vote

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no reason to advance in difficulty past 6
                Samples. If they were dropping on 6 or 4 which homosexual devs didn't get past to in the first place casuals wouldn't give a shit to push difficulty, then dedicated cbt enjoyers could have their dark souls hard experience unmolested.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't fricking understand how the devs are at fault. Whoever was b***hing was just being a moronic homosexual.

            you could solo every level 9 helldive mission with any gun. The Railgun + Shield just turned it into trivial hiking. Nerfing the Railgun is GOOD. upping the spawns is GOOD. I was getting bored of helldive. I can feel the panic and stress again like I should.

            >BUH MUH KEEDS, IM A DAD I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GIT GUD
            THEN GO DOWN A LEVEL homosexual NOBODY ASKED

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just wondering but do you find you are required to constantly sprint and run away from enemies?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depends, is retreating not allowed now? is this the unwritten rule that gays abide by now?

                If a mob summoned a dropship or bug breach + you're done with an objective and have nor reason to stay in the area + there's a patrol walking up to you, then there's objectively no reason for you to sit still and wait to get overrun when you have an escape route. if you have enemy artillary on your locaation no shit you have to keep sprinting, you're storming the beaches of normandy.

                You're not an armored battalion, you're penetrating behind enemy lines. Stealth is an important part of Helldviers that people ignore. You can't fight every enemy you see.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Stealth is an important part of Helldviers that people ignore
                They ignore it because its not fun, you're literally avoiding the gameplay
                >You can't fight every enemy you see.
                But thats what is fun

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like you're just a fricking autistic moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe I am, no need to be so mean about it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                <-- you

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're a fricking weirdo anon
              I played on helldive before and after the patch and it's just less fun now
              The railgun nerf doesn't bother me too much but the armor nerf paired with insane enemy spawns turned every missions into dash to objective -> throw all your stratagems -> pray the area is clear long enough to complete the objective -> dash to next objective
              I also enjoy a good hard mode but having a game like this and not being able to fight back at all because everything kills you in one hit is moronic. It feels like the game is missing its own point

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not hard mode. Helldive is bullshit unfun mode. Hard mode is 4 difficulties lower.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >throw all your stratagems -> pray the area is clear long enough to complete the objective -> dash to next objective
                how is this a bad thing? What's wrong with you.
                do you enjoy clearing out all enemies before moving onto the next objective? that's fricking gay. Why do you need to stick around and do a last stand, this isn't halo Firefight. you aren't being scored on kills and you're on the last difficulty which means you should be well past the point of reasonable expectations.

                what you described is exactly why I enjoy Helldive. I want that sense of always being overwhelmed. if you don't like it then don't play on the hardest difficulty then moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because majority of people who bought into HD2 wants a funny meme horde shooter. Devs are too autistic and swede to understand that success of the game is entirely a fluke, having almost nothing to do with their vision.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                99% of the complaints are about the highest difficulties now being "too difficult for dads to play"
                so why should anyone give a frick, it's working as intended. I haven't struggled it beat helldive solo ror with groups. GIT GUD c**t.
                or drop down to medium where you belong.

                It isn't just Helldive. I don't mind Helldive being impossible for my shitter ass as I'll just stick to 6's, but the spawns in the game above lvl 4 is out of control and the optics of "we want the entire game to be hard" is a fast way to make the game die.

                anon I'm playing helldive solo, cry me a fricking river or get gud, I don't fricking care. learn what guns work and stay in the difficulty you feel like.

                R*dditors and shitters are absolutely obsessed with having LE EBIN HOLLYWOOD LAST STAND at every possible opportunity

                They're literally the generation of "no kid left behind" where they want a participation trophy and want to be hard carried on the """""hardest difficulty"""". suddenly the hardest difficulty has new strategies and the people who belong (like me who learn to adapt and try new tactics) are having fun while the fricking homosexuals who only play on helldive for the clout start b***hing because they aren't prepared.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm playing helldive solo
                No your'e not, you're running away or avoiding everything

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see why you're a shitter

                here's me
                >take out patrol
                >take out all mobs before they call backup
                >take out primary objective
                >enemies are pulling up and I'm still working the terminal? np find a tactical position and prepare my defenses
                >bottleneck enemies, flank them, scatter them
                >by the time the objective is done another wave appear
                >drop an eagle strike as a final frick you as I run away from the explosion

                Here's you
                >approach objective filled with enemies
                >take a pot shot at the biggest enemy
                >didn't check for a patrol that was nearby
                >mob summons backup
                >now you're fighting 3x the enemies
                >you die and your team keeps throwing your reinforcement beacon right in the middle of enemy mobs
                >you're not even in the enemy base you're just in some field with no cover getting peppered in every direction
                >you try to grab your support weapon you dropped but get killed in the process
                >repeat this until you give up and waste 5 reinforcements
                >run to next objective
                >see another patrol
                >you want to nurse your ego so you try ambushing them
                >they summon more reinforcements
                >you're down to 4 reinforcements yourself
                >you decide to bunker down because NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHA- ACK

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie writing essays, shut the frick up you anime shitter

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sub helldive gay can't read
                the jokes write themselves

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally this haha people should just play Warframe if they want a power fantasy horde shooter where everything is easy. The entire point of Helldivers is that it isn’t a power fantasy, you’re constantly outgunned and outnumbered and at high difficulties you have to come up with creative solutions, play smart not hard, and make big plays to win.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't give a frick about any of you the devs are based and should keep the game difficult to cater to ME
                You should like the homosexuals that turned Overwatch into a "competitive esports game"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you weren't moronic you'd know there's a difference between PVE and PVP.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't want the game to be hard by having challenging mechanics just by making everything shit
                >has some schizobabble about pvp and pve

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                't want the game to be hard by having challenging mechanics just by making everything shit
                idk who you're quoting

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cheering when morons who play on difficulty 4 only "balance" the game because they got triggered people are using the highest level tools to clear the highest level content

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you weren't moronic you know there's no difference between PVE and PVP games if devs decide to pander to a minority so the majority of their playerbase abandons them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no difference between PVE and PVP games
                just shut the frick up already homie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >balance your game so the mouthbreaking 10% are happy
                >game dies
                cope Black person, this is observable fact

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no rebuttal
                If all you do is play Helldive, its no surprise you'd also run away from an argument

                Yeah in PVP games and MMO's.

                Look at Dark souls and Elden ring. Players enjoy a good hard bug wiener raming their butthole with no lube in a fair PVE scenario. get fricked

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no rebuttal
                If all you do is play Helldive, its no surprise you'd also run away from an argument

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >developer: we only test difficulty 5 :*~~))
                >also developer: WOW YOU CAN'T CLEAR DIFFICULTY 9 YOU'RE SO BAD
                lmao

                >semantics
                ok, moron

                >OH NO NO NO
                get dabbed on homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unfathomably based, my generation ruined gaming and I am so sorry.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It isn't just Helldive. I don't mind Helldive being impossible for my shitter ass as I'll just stick to 6's, but the spawns in the game above lvl 4 is out of control and the optics of "we want the entire game to be hard" is a fast way to make the game die.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                R*dditors and shitters are absolutely obsessed with having LE EBIN HOLLYWOOD LAST STAND at every possible opportunity

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because if they had a different vision for how this game was supposed to work then they had their 8 year development cycle to get it to that point
              But what they did is release the game that people liked, and it blew up far beyond their expectations off of word of mouth, Then they go in and change the game people were enjoying

              Whether it was intentional or not they did a bait and switch on players, people were recommended a game and then they changed the game

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't fricking understand how the devs are at fault
              considering THEY broke the game, yes they are at fault, cope american wiener sucker, go back to destiny

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                work on my machine Black person
                how about YOU go back to destiny wienersucker. I love the titan spam.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit frog poster
                now it makes sense lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >too afraid to use images
                Couldn't care less about your opinion

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Refund for now because it doesn't work. This always online game can't handle it's own choice to be a live service. Come back next month

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are my FRICKING medals for the bug liberation!!

    I'm getting really fricking tired of having my time stolen by this game by not paying out rewards I played for

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the ballistic shield break? Why does it fly off your body when you get knocked down? Wht does the ballistic guard dog run out of ammo? It should be unlimited like the lazer.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they did no testing at all
    >it's darktide all over again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was told Darktide used to be completely broken on AMD GPUs at one point simply because they only had like 1 play tester and he was playing on an Nvidia card.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was told Darktide used to be completely broken on AMD GPUs at one point simply because they only had like 1 play tester and he was playing on an Nvidia card.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE ETERNAL SWEDE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I think I'm done with the game for the next month or two, that is if it survives a month or two.
      Amazing time to go back to DRG too, especially since having fun with the weapons and gameplay is like their entire design philosphy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, they obviously did testing, because pre-patch mechs that cheaters spawned appeared to be better. They did prior testing and decided they were not bad enough, and nerfed them.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leaving games on difficulty 4
    >quitting on difficulty 4
    have a nice day, this shit is easy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s been really funny seeing people say their inability to beat hard missions now is the developers fault and not their own. The absolute state of modern gamers. Meanwhile my friends and I are running goofy meme builds and still beating helldives, which are now more fun because they are actually hard.

      I can’t imagine ever blaming a game dev because I can’t beat the game. It’s like the people who demanded Elden Ring give them an easy mode.

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I don't play games with problematic devs...
    I'm still shaking, kinda shocked ngl

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gonna lie bros the mechs feel terrible to use. If a 0/10 is the worst mech ever and 10/10 is Titanfall 2 mechs (it isn't but let's pretend it is) this is a 5/10.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one impact grenade will destroy your mech
    Wtf?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      designed by the same dudes as the T-72, please understand

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really not surprised by the performance of the mech. In a game where enemies shit out obscene amounts of damage and can get on top of you quickly, your best defence is always going to be getting the frick out of the way. Same principle in EDF which made the only mechs worth taking in that game the ones that had a good leap so you could hippity hop out of the danger zone, and most of the big slow stuff that didnt have a brazillion health like the battle barga was meme garbage because the most basic enemies on inferno could melt them in seconds.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never seen people complain about trivial shit so much. Don’t you guys have something else you can do? Take a walk or hit the gym.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game is too hard I rather be a catty b***h in the thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haha you like the game? I like the game too haha wow we're such nerds
      >BRO YOU DON'T LIKE THE GAME??? WOAH LIKE, GO LIFT OR SOMETHING
      I think I'll stay here and b***h just to piss you off, wannabe jock of my ass.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a real life loser. I’m sorry. Seek help.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >replying to the aquaBlack person

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love how this thread went from holy shit let me suck your wiener to >:( I will bite it instead

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope there will be a mech workshop ship upgrade in the future

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are people saying the game is fricked? what happens if I try to play now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what happens if I try to play now?
      you die IRL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think people are trolling since no one is reporting any problems with the game at reddit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well chances are you won't even log in, if you do get in you won't buy anything with medals and might possibly not earn any when you finish the mission

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The servers are fricked, you can play but you get no rewards for completing missions and picking up account items mid mission(samples, req slips, sc)causes you to freeze in place.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need a hand. I was using a bluetooth mic through TV and it worked just fine but the mic wouldn't fricking if I did it that way. Got a bluetooth thumb drive today. It connects. The mic works. It works on any other audio. Yet the moment I boot up I got nothing but silence. I know it didn't disconnect because I can see my mic indicator lighting up. When I close out I can immediately load up at audio and it functions. Any clues?

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game unironically too hard for 99% of the fanbase

    lmao never really seen something like this before

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game unironically too hard for 99% of the fanbase
      BASED

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone acting like we wouldn't have gotten them? Is this some paid LARP? "Thanks to YOUR community efforts we now allow you to use this feature we implemented!"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think adding new things in via in game events is cool and good.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point is its a fake event. Do you honestly think they would have held mechs back indefintely until an objective was actually completed? What if it was never completed?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I simply don't care

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats fine, it doesn't matter, but its not an event, its just them saying "ok we are dropping the mechs now" and making up some numbers to say "you did it guys".

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actual moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You the fricking morons if you beleive its actually based on real numbers and they didn't have a plan to drop it at this time already in place no matter whatvs2pv

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was fairly obvious the mechs were coming this weekend and almost impossible for the major order to fail in the first place. still neat that they theme new equipment drops like this

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How would anons feel if they actually had an update 'fail' and maybe get delayed 3 days or something because we failed a major order?
                I wouldn't be mad if they do it like some parts of the update get through while others get delayed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah its really dumb.
      Oh of course Arrowhead spent all that money and dev time on a heavily advertised feature just to throw it away, of course! What a genius move!
      Its fricking marketing, we would've gotten it no matter what.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many of you rebind your strategem keys? Being able to key while moving is nice, but having to drop my mouse every time would take a lot to get used to.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kbm or controller?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shooter game
      >controller
      why would you do that to yourself?

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't gotten any medal rewards from two consecutive major orders
    >frequently and randomly crash to desktop
    >servers going down and can be laggy as frick
    Wouldn't mind a lengthy pause on new content to get some serious bug fixing and stability going.

    Still love the game btw, just got some piss in my cheerios with it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up bigot
      theres no time to make sure the game works don't you know people were using the highest level unlocks to clear the highest difficulty?! they needed to be stopped!

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who honestly enjoy kiting.
    Why?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      “Kiting” is barely a thing, it’s called managing the enemies aggro and is an integral part of the game. Drawing fire so your teammate can get the objective is a legitimate tactical maneuver. Before the patch it was boring, now there’s enough enemies to where you can’t just run in circles, you have to fight through shit while shit is chasing you.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the game not working for EVERYONE or just some unlucky people? Like, is there any chance everything will just work for me?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can go ingame but it's broken in several places even if you do get to play

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell. I just bought the game and really want to play but at the same time I don't want to somehow frick my account.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just put some super samples in mid-difficulty so the mid-tier crowd can stop being anxiety ridden about having to do the harder shit.

    That would cut b***hing about balance concerns by 80%.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize people who point out how stupid nerfs are have capped samples like 2 weeks ago, don't you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about just fix chargers so their weakpoint is an actual weakpoint like tanks and hulk's have?

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funniest thing to do is when someone in the discord complains about other players, tell them to turn off cross play.

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      CY-BER-STAN
      CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN
      GET BACK UP
      ON TO WAR!
      They are getting closer bros

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > friday night
    > all kiddies get off school
    > brand new shiny update with mechs
    > servers are once again frick

    They're suffering from success once again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They're suffering from success
      lul

      >too afraid to use images
      Couldn't care less about your opinion

      >the reddit-sons
      you care enough to give me another (You), keep being mad cuck lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a quarter million players on one platform midday on a work day is LE BAD

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >THEY ARE SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS!
          >50% playerbase down
          >T--THE GAME IS SUCCESSFUL
          Lmao cope

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he can't do math
            >he doesn't realize people are at work
            I wouldn't be on this shitsite calling you a fricking moron if I wasn't at work. If I was home, I'd be on the game enjoying myself.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >being american
              its 9pm in europe, the only country that matters, get fricked cuckold

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                didn't know europe were a country

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not getting rewards for missions
    >never got medals for major orders (apparently a common problem)
    >matches keep disconnecting
    This game is fundamentally broken, and it won't be fixed until long after it is dead.

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flamethrower feels like shit. Have to be too close to enemies and it's slow to use. What's some other good shit now that railgun is dead?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say autocannon is decent, but I am not sure how are you supposed to fit a reloading backpack in your loadout when energy shield is now a mandatory pick because of moronic armor neffs, increased spewer spawns and all enemies doing critical hits that deal double damage at like 30% chance.

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They've had a month to not let this server bullshit happen again, I thought we were over this.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy game
    >nothing works
    >check reddit
    >dev drama
    what the frick did I get myself into

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only good time to play was 2 weeks ago until Wednesday. Its unironically over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unstable mode
        so you never played the game lmao

        and now, unsafe mode still has armor penetration nerfs to it, dumbass, but nobody cares about railgun, they fricked the game spawns, the credits, the servers, they fricked everything

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >semantics
          ok, moron

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your mistake was engaging his pilpul in the first place.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        "working like before"
        previously you could open charger legs with two reloads on any charge %
        now you need to bring it up to 90+% for two shotting charger legs, if your percentage is lower you're looking at 3-5 overcharged shots
        "working like before" lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good. The railgun's reload is fricking insanely fast and you can do it while moving AND YOU DON'T NEED A FRICKING BACKPACK

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so you admit it was a crutch and you can't git gud on timing a shot? ok, I appreciate your honesty

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you shithead "timing" as if it's somehow related to skill. It's not about timing, it's about idling for multiple seconds while you can't sprint or do anything else, moron.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              see

              >charging time
              BAD!
              >running around in circles chased by chargers
              GOOD!

              the whole "oh no it takes more time!" argument is completely pointless. video games, in essence, are time wasters. Go outside or learn a hobby if you are worried so much about wasting time. moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you admit you don't play the game and have no say about balance, good.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                git gud

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn't

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you sure about that?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You see how far you have to charge in unsafe mode to 2 shot the leg armor? You didn't have to charge it so much before the nerf. Unsafe mode was made weaker as a consequence of the safe mode nerf and the global nervous to damage to armored parts

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              so? do you know how much time I waste trying to position myself behind chargers so I can land 3 shots with AC to blow up their ass? Railgun gays are pathetic crying about an extra 2 seconds when they can pen chargers from the front

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saying unsafe mode got nerfed. That's all.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is not a valid criticism as the weapon's overall time to kill is significantly nerfed by how long you need to charge it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >charging time
          BAD!
          >running around in circles chased by chargers
          GOOD!

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So servers are down again?

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't play this game for 2 weeks, launch it, and it suddenly runs like absolute fricking shit. Cool, guess I won't be playing you game anymore.

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've had meteors on nearly all my missions and it fricking blows, there's not interaction. Just random haha insta kills you can't account for.
    Wish they were just a stim tax instead.

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *anti-materiel

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else having troubles getting online?

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They've broken the cardinal rule,
    This is supposed to be a table top rpg in vidya form, they've been very clear it's basically a 40k game
    They've adopted this game master role and are very proud of it

    But then they did the forbidden thing. They Did not like how the players were playing the game so they changed the rules of the game
    They railroaded the players

    Everyone knows that when the person running the game starts to do that, that's when it's time to get up from that table and go sit at a different one because really they aren't interested in running a game. they are interested in writing a fan fiction that you go along for the ride in

    It's like, ok so this boss battle against the wizard was too easy so, a good DM will adjust the difficulty for the next encounter accordingly
    A bad DM will say actually that was just an illusion and the wizard really isn't defeated and is actually half demon and 10x stronger in real life and he's right behind you so you need to fight the real one now!

    They did the latter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But then they did the forbidden thing. They Did not like how the players were playing the game so they changed the rules of the game
      >They railroaded the players
      none of those things are forbidden, are your moronic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're moronic. They added a wild card to the galaxy map so we don't burn out in a few months because everything is exactly as predicted.

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden ring and dark souls sold itself on its difficulty.
    Helldivers 2 bumping up the enemy spawns and amping up the difficulty isn't going to scare anyone.

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >level 27

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No bully I work alot.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          not an excuse

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then how about you join me gayet.
            Diff8 bots
            steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242373019497/76561197987223994
            Pic related because it's sicc as frick.

            Are the servers fricked again?

            Took me maybe 5 minutes of waiting before they let me out the freezer.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro earning EXP is an exercise in futility right now because of how unstable the servers are. A mild gust of wind hits your connection and you're not earning anything from that 40 minute mission you've almost completed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        enough to buy the mech

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join a group of 3
    >they openly discuss kicking me over mic
    >kick me after the mission
    but why
    they literally would not have finished that mission without me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should've team killed them relentlessly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hear they're going to kick you
      >still play with them
      you're so braindead its impressive

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        at least they let him keep his end of mission rewards, I kick homosexuals right before the final screen pops up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is why I don't join people ever. it's just not worth it. the threat of some homosexual kicking you at the end just for kicks or so he can invite his lard ass lazy friend for rewards is too high.
      the game should just not allow you to kick someone. if they're doing so bad that you have to quit, then you quit and everyone loses rewards.

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the servers fricked again?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      still are, im in the game and i can't even purchase an item in the free pass without it telling it can't be done

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy game
    >boot game
    >have to create a snoy account and link it to steam
    >do that
    >watch mandatory cutscene
    >as soon as cutscene ends...
    >"failed to connect to server"
    frick Ganker so hard for shilling this piece of shit

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can EATs take out the bot cannon towers?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need two like RR I believe.

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