Hello?

Hello Gankerirgins, normie chad here.

I have recently left loserville and have gotten myself a gf and i'm looking to introduce her to gaming. She is only used to smartphone games candycrush style shit i dont know but I have a second gaming laptop which I made a brand new steam account on and now i'm looking for some fun games that we can play together.

She is super casual normie and has zero experience, so i'm not looking for something that is difficult but maybe something fun like CO-OP survival or some casual shit.

Could you guys help me out? What is fun that I can introduce her too? I dont think FPS is for her, and she also said she didn't like building stuff, so I thought maybe a little survival, adventure or exploring is more like her cup of tea.

Thanks alot

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    she'll dump you eventually and you'll start to hate all the games you show to her.
    believe me i know

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We will cross that bridge once we get there.

      And I already know which games I like, im just looking for something we can play together

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't Starve Together

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry im not a big fan of RTS kind of survival games i meant more like FPS or 3rd person survival games

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Division 1 for snowy New York kino

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ignore the introduction and just respond on the subject then homosexual

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first full 3d game I always recommend to non gamers is Portal 1 and Portal 2.

    Portal is one of the best introductions to how seamless a 3d world can captivate you and teach you how to think in it, and then Portal 2 will show her how attached she can get to a videogame's story.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Portal 1 and Portal 2.

      Yes that's actually also what I have been thinking about. But a fricking key cost $10 per game, kinda wanna wait for the steam sale when these games (used to) cost like $1 or something, but I think that's still a month away?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Money sounds pretty tight over there normie chad

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you sure you left "loserville", brokeass?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude, both games are way older then 10 years by know, just download them from Fitgirl or some other rando website. No need to spend money on them, Valve's already rich.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get her animal crossing you tit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >animal crossing

      i have heard of it but no idea whats it about, ill look into it

      Money sounds pretty tight over there normie chad

      are you sure you left "loserville", brokeass?

      kek yes I could expect that, thing is I'd hate to spend 10 bucks on something where 5 minutes later she will tell me "3d games arent for me" and then in a month from now during steam spooky sale this game costs $1"

      dude, both games are way older then 10 years by know, just download them from Fitgirl or some other rando website. No need to spend money on them, Valve's already rich.

      i already have a legit steam account with portal, if we want to play multiplayer i think you need 2 legit steam accounts right or you have to mess around with custom servers or shit?

      But yeah, I guess I could let her play solo on my steam account and if she likes it i'll get another key so we can play co-op with her steam account too

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play Kirby Super Star since it’s piss easy, cute and is a classic couch co-op game that you likely haven’t played yourself before judging by your extremely underage posting style. It’s a SNES game that will cost you zero dollars American.

    Are you sure your girlfriend is actually interested in playing video games with you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im in my 30s and played kirby on NES

      >Are you sure your girlfriend is actually interested in playing video games with you?
      no

      but we are getting kindof bored with movies/tv shows and cooking and board games. I thought if I can maybe get her to enjoy playing videogames also on her own she will be a more docile house wife which makes it easier

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You guys should consider finding something to do outside of the house together.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I know that is also on the list, but winter is starting so need also some things that we can do at home together or that she can do in my house alone.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Portal 2 would probably be a lot of fun, especially the multiplayer levels. Telltale’s games are pretty good girlfriend material in my experience as well since they don’t really test your reflexes but have engaging stories and characters, pretty much like an interactive TV show. If you enjoy talking shit over B movies you’d likely have fun playing David Cage’s games together.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is Portal 2 the only one with multiplayer or Portal 1 too?

              >normie chad
              >gf
              >posting on here of all places
              That's funny.

              I was one of you a decade ago, I made it out.

              You just gotta b urself bro

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only Portal 2.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                alright ty I might just get that one then, ill let her play some single player levels on my own account first before I spend the $10 because im a israelite tho

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is letting her play Life is Strange a good idea?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    go back you redditspacing homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no frick you

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >normie chad
    >gf
    >posting on here of all places
    That's funny.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker now falls for redditbait
    Absolute state

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off out of my thread moron dont drag others down with you

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Or how about the Tomb Raider series?

    Obviously I grew up with 1 to 5 but maybe for a modern girl another title is better maybe Anniversary?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      keep on rollan baby

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

      keep on rollan baby

      What are we doing?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      awful thread have a nice day

      rolling

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rollan

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about we just stay ontopic

    or is this the "durr we on Ganker dont have girls xD" meme?

    Either way frick off

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah have a nice day reddit tourist

      roll

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nah have a nice day reddit tourist

        >I'm an incel so should you!

        stale meme, come up with something new

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, anon. We already knew you were a larping incel from your OP.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even if it was true, why do you care? Couldn't you just discuss videogames?

            Dumb moron

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry bro but you're not getting laid any time soon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                PEOPLE DO NOT CARE YOU DUMB moron

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            incels do be larping today but you forgot to roll

            rollin

            must be nice being that autistic

            >someone asked a question
            >actually imagine someones entire life to be true or false, get pissed like a moronic autist and keep mentioning how "It cant be!!!" completely ignoring the subject at hand being blinded by rage and disbelief

            The funny think is you dont even know how fricking moronic and cringe you are

            dumb moron

            *pulls down pants and takes a fat stinky shit on your thread* uh oh... stinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wow bro you are so hardcore, really you are the man! Instead of discussing videogames sperg out like a moronic autist, and when being called out for it you just pretend to be even more moronic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you so offended by my fat stinky shit in your thread is the aroma too pungent for you?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, i'm autistic myself but I hate turbo autists like you.

                Projecting your own moronic life onto everything else, failure to ignore certian things because of your feelings, not being able to post ontopic and then think you fit in because you are le edgy virgin teenager I sure showed that reddit poster! its like "babby's first month on Ganker" behaviour

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                *pulls down pants and blows a fat stinky fart in your direction interrupting your sperg rant*
                Sorry what were you saying?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Noooo he cant have gf we are le secret hacker group Ganker we all incel virgins right guys? Whaat?!?! He says he not like us better call him reddit and do le ebin rolling! XD who else here joined last year on /b/ and now posts the same incel jokes on other boards? Mee hahaha we are so edgy and autistic stupid normies reeee xD

                >oh no someone called me out for my newbie behaviour most of us grew tired of a decade ago, you know what I will just post poopy hahah that way he thinks im being moronic on purpose!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry im *brrrrrrrrrrap* having trouble *braaaaaaaaaaaaaap* hearing you *braaaaaaap* could you speak up?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    must be nice being that autistic

    >someone asked a question
    >actually imagine someones entire life to be true or false, get pissed like a moronic autist and keep mentioning how "It cant be!!!" completely ignoring the subject at hand being blinded by rage and disbelief

    The funny think is you dont even know how fricking moronic and cringe you are

    dumb moron

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you support the current thing? just so you can always fit.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stardew valley

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks i'll look into it, but i'll probably go with Portal 2.

      Also thanks to the other anons that suggested that, i guess thread is done now since the incels have found it

      have a good one

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf I thought this was stem gifty thread....gift me a game now normalhomosexual.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friend is doing this right now with his new wife, they are playing terraria. I think it’s a good choice

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks anon ivé heard about that on e too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      stardew and rimworld popular among girls as well

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is gonna buy games for his e-gf LMAO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      im gonna turn my irl gf into my e-gf

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get the frick off my board, trash.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's still here

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chad here
    >wall of beta b***h text

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