Hello, COD: Zombies thread?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    both are shit, upgraded ppsh is the only thing you need

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get ppsh41
      >30 rounds later
      >run out of ammo
      >die

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >PPSH
      Youtube following homosexual detected
      Post your round 100

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get grabbed by a zombie
      >go down
      >your teammates are camping catwalk
      >they have no intention on helping you

      I'll pass on WaW zombies.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Der Riese Wunderwaffe was a noob repellant
    morons would grab that shit, shock themselves and die so that only people who know how to use it will actually keep it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bo3 Zombies made everything too easy
    literal vegetables can pick up a wall weapon,
    pack a punch it twice and go to round 100.
    not to mention the gobblegums,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gumballs which ruined public matches
      >Double tap + overpowered normal guns for easy access to round 50
      >AAT for easy access to round 100+
      >Braindead wonderweapons locked behind boring quests
      >Braindead specialists locked behind boring quests
      Honestly it made sense they tried to drop the round thing. There was never a point if anyone could just live forever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just got to round 37 in Der Riese WaW and I've never felt more accomplished playing cod zombies.
        But whenever I get to round 37 in bo3 It just feels like literally every other game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          BO3 turned the game into this gauntlet to see how fast you can kill zombies. It literally is the dynasty warriors of cod zombies at the time. No substance, just hacking, slashing, and shooting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          WaW zombies just has that feeling of everyone needs to contribute for you to survive.

          My highest round on Der Riese was round 42.
          White was a god-tier gamer training with the Flamethrower and Raygun near the power switch.
          Blue was me and I used the triple gun glitch to get the PPSH,MG-42, and the Browning for as much ammo as possible.
          Yellow had the Wunderwaffe and a Raygun and he would cover White whenever he got in trouble.
          Green was also using the three-gun but he had a Raygun,MG-42, and an STG-44.

          We died after White ended up going down and all of his zombies flooded onto the catwalk and killed us because we were already low on ammo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i played bo3 for like 100 hours and went back to bo2 and i have to say bo2 is WAY easier, zombies will literally stand still hitting you and you have so much time to ran away as opposed to getting 3 hit in 1 second in bo3.
      i have no idea where this meme came from that bo3 is easier when despite having all those crutches, the zombies are way faster and more aggressive.
      (though to be fair, me and my friends never used the OP gobblegum)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Bo2 is waaay easier
        >shit-tier guns
        >2 hit, 5 hit system
        >no sliding
        >no gobblegums
        Ok homosexual keep coping

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In BO3 you have tools to deal with broken. You fight broken with broken which results in bullshit unfair downs as soon as you run out of resources. In previous games it was completely fair which is why you think it's easier. The better you were at BO2 and below, the worse the transition to BO3. Also
        >not abusing widows wine for the shit game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i played bo1 and bo2 for like 200 hours before buying bo3 this year, and i still think bo3 is way harder with widow's wine and the basic gobble gums.

          >Bo2 is waaay easier
          >shit-tier guns
          >2 hit, 5 hit system
          >no sliding
          >no gobblegums
          Ok homosexual keep coping

          bo2 weapons are WAY better than bo3's, what is this fricking cope? bo3's were literally made to be customized so they're not shit.
          and yes, zombies will take ages to hit you those 2-5 times as opposed to getting downed in less than a second in bo3

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >get a sniper 2 times in a row
            >then get an rpg
            >after that get a literal automatic grenade launcher
            >finally get a decent gun, the fricking MTAR

            also it does not take long to down in Bo2 Have you ever actually played?
            moronic bo3 shill

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yes, i have played.
              all my recent hours were all on plutonium though so it doesn't add to the total.

              >i still think bo3 is way harder with widow's wine and the basic gobble gums.
              Then you’re doing something wrong
              >Your sprint isn’t broken by being hit
              >All wonder weapons and AATs drop power ups
              >Guns are stronger than they have ever been (do a round 50 damage test if you’re still convinced bo2s are stronger)
              >Wonder weapons are built for camping
              >Alchemical is a basic gumball along with 2 save me gum balls
              How is this game harder? Training is harder because they fricked the mechanics but you’re just able to keep dead wiring to keep the hoard low which removes the need altogether. There is no universe where someone gets to round 255 without leaving the starting room in any other game but BO3

              u got me on this one cuz i lose interest after round 20 so i wouldn't know how the damage is on REALLY high rounds, though to me those rounds on bo3 are way harder, not saying that it's actually hard though cuz it's easy once u get used to it.
              >wonder weapons are built for camping
              what is sliquifier

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They tried to patch the sliquifier because of its camping ability but they accidentally made it stronger because they were a bunch of mouth breathers at the time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >140 hours on BO2
                >still shills black ops 3 for some reason
                certified reddit troony, have a nice day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i enjoy all of them, they're all really fun, specially with workshop maps, stay coping chud

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >stay coping chud
                holy shit you need some help

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                have sex incel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                how come every time someone responds to you with an insult its always
                >have sex incel
                how about you find a father figure homosexual
                maybe then you wouldnt be so fricked up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                20 is not high in BO3. Grab a gun, double tap, and pap and find an alleyway or something. It’s really not hard to get to 40

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's not about being hard, i just lose interest cuz it's boring

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I’m sorry you were born in the tiktok zoomer generation. Read a book. It’s the best way to get your attention span back to acceptable levels

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'm glad you can have fun doing the same thing ad nauseam, but i have more shit i want to play and i enjoy exploring the maps a lot more now, i'm not 12 anymore.

                how come every time someone responds to you with an insult its always
                >have sex incel
                how about you find a father figure homosexual
                maybe then you wouldnt be so fricked up

                ur coping

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm glad you can have fun doing the same thing ad nauseam
                What the frick kind of gamer can’t sit down, grind, and still have fun? I understand zombies might not be your thing but you’re somehow managing to shill a shitty game despite this. You have a week to get to round 100 in any pre Die Rise map
                >i have more shit i want to play
                Like?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                don't understand why you're so upset big fella, i'm just saying i find bo3 way harder, i enjoy waw, bo1, bo2, bo3 and even iw
                >Like?
                SMT1, fire emblem NES, oneshot, killer7, rayman origins and legends, dark messiah, monster hunter rise and whatever else is still on the backlog.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good so you have plenty of other threads to shit up. You know what you did. Never post here again

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'll be sure to "shit" up more threads if fair opinions get you riled up 😉

                >SMT1, fire emblem NES, oneshot, killer7, rayman origins and legends, dark messiah, monster hunter rise and whatever else is still on the backlog.
                The algorithm is my personality: the backlog

                cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >being an butthole is my entire personality

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >give opinion
                >get insulted for having an opinion
                >im the bad guy
                like i said, cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >plays and shills bo3
                >unironically uses the word cope, incel and chud
                you're literally a reddit troony, anime board is that way

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >SMT1, fire emblem NES, oneshot, killer7, rayman origins and legends, dark messiah, monster hunter rise and whatever else is still on the backlog.
                The algorithm is my personality: the backlog

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >i still think bo3 is way harder with widow's wine and the basic gobble gums.
            Then you’re doing something wrong
            >Your sprint isn’t broken by being hit
            >All wonder weapons and AATs drop power ups
            >Guns are stronger than they have ever been (do a round 50 damage test if you’re still convinced bo2s are stronger)
            >Wonder weapons are built for camping
            >Alchemical is a basic gumball along with 2 save me gum balls
            How is this game harder? Training is harder because they fricked the mechanics but you’re just able to keep dead wiring to keep the hoard low which removes the need altogether. There is no universe where someone gets to round 255 without leaving the starting room in any other game but BO3

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              weapons were built for camping
              I miss it when morons would shock themselves with the wunderwaffe on the catwalk after
              camping the entire game and never helping
              sweet sweet sound of
              >"OMG REVIVE ME GUYS HOW DID I DIE IN 1 HIT THIS GAME SUCKS"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where the gums op?

      I only played solo and the first map of BO3, it was fun

      You know what wasn’t fun? Transit and kino der totem

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a gum that will instantly give you every perk in the game, the perk cap without gum is 4
        >a gum that will open every door for free for a full minute
        Yes there were ridiculously overpowered gobblegums that completely broke the game. I really like some of the BO3 maps but gobblegum fricking ruined pub games.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Five
    No buying guns
    Packapunch the pistol

    Most of Ganker cannot do this

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >BEST UPGRADES
    Mustang and sally (for a while)
    any machine gun

    >Worst upgrades
    crossbow by far
    i fricking lvoed the olympia in bo1 multiplayer but HOYL FRICK waste of a packapunch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>BEST UPGRADES
      >doesnt list C3000
      upgrades
      >crossbow
      youre a shitter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is good about the crossbow Black person?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its literally monkey bombs moron
          you dont use it to kill shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            use a weapon slot to lure zombies? meh
            leet strats in a 4 man is shit
            just playing with your mates and doing dumb shit is where its at

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >he needs 2 weapons
              not surprised

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i dont enjoy variety

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Variety? What variety do normal guns have that a fricking crossbow that attracts zombies does not? Generic bullet shooting rifle in slot 1. Generic bullet shooting rifle in slot 2

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >thundergun
                >akimbo shotguns

                >ray gun
                >upgraded lmg

                >hurrrr crossbow with 11 shots so fun

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                its was literally poor man's moneky bomb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      upgrade
      >crossbow
      Are you a fricking mongoloid? The crossbow was literal S tier suicide bomber edition when shooting your friends

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love COD zombies but they really should of added a way to ‘win’ the match instead of just survive like how killing floor does it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The developers at Treyarch that made the first map, Nacht actually got their inspiration from the flash game, The Last Stand.
      Their goal was to make a fun gamemode where you and your team had to survive until you all ended up dying.

      This ended up working really well until Black Ops 3 ruined it by making the game stupidly fricking easy, never really feels like you're fighting for your life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never played BO 2 or 3 but got back into it in 4 and holy shit the ‘gum ball power ups’ completely frick the fun out of it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DAILY REMINDER

    COD zombies was ruined the moment devs tried appealing to the Normie Reddit crowd by focusing on the Easter eggs and story over just making the game mode fun. Nor will it ever be the same because they will continue to pander to the 7 year olds wanting to watch YouTube vids on “cod zombies lore”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's sad man

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BOCW killed zombies for good, BO3 was the beginning of the end
    Also frick Blundell and the gays that suck his tiny wiener

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was it kino?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      overrated map

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best wonder weapon and why is it the thundergun?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still Not as good as the jgb

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    look how they massacred my (tom)boy...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She went from attractive, to brown... wtf treyarch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at those fricking awful shaders on the right. Looks like Fallout 4.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >maps peaked with Der Riese
    >every map from BO2 onward is a massive Easter Egg hunt where you just follow a guide like a checklist
    >now the devs cant even do Easter Egg hunt maps right, it's just a mush of lights, colors, and shooting while running around an open world
    >the Activison/Blizzard merger means that dozens of COD Zombies games that couldve benefitted from mod and steam workshop support didnt get any

    Never underestimate how moronic triple aaa devs are. You had a gamemode where you just shoot zombies in a small map with good atmosphere and some silly things to do on the side and they ruined it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>maps peaked with Der Riese
      Ultra based. Der Riese still has the best layout in all of zombies and it was the 4th map. What an embarrassment on treyarch’s part, but to be fair, the maps in BO1 were still really good

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unpopular opinion
    >best maps:
    Origins
    Zetsubou
    Moon
    CotD
    Riese

    >best WWs:
    Boomhilda
    Paralyzer
    Sliquifier
    Scavenger
    Staffs

    >worst maps:
    Kino
    Revelations
    Shang
    Every single remake that isn't BotD
    BotD

    >worst WWs:
    Rayguns (all variants)
    Wunderwaffe
    DE bows
    Rai-K

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >vr 11 isn’t listed
      shit post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Best Map
      >Zetsubo
      I-I kneel…

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    call of duty SUCKS and zombies sucks even MORE
    you gays should play a real fps like HALO

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lasagna Party 2 is the most kino map ever

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only play BO3 because of the Chronicles maps, with the exception of maybe Der Eisendrache. Granted I don't read guides and I just keep grinding rounds on that map instead of the EE.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gamers with backlogs have no soul

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cold War Zombies is fantastic, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Objective. (all remakes of course being below the bottom tier)

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