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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, GAY, I'm Dad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thread's done

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you're not homosexual. No girl would ever touch your dick.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is there something you want to talk about anon?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They better not or my wife will get mad :^)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thread's over, everyone. Pack up and head out.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah dude that rocks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >did I tell you about the time I fricked a God?
    >I'm level 1 by the way

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's implied that he was previously more powerful and his tampering with shit that gave him the magic vacuum in his chest is connected to his depowering.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wyll too. They don't just imply it they both have dialogue early in act 1 that outright says it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s literally stated that the tadpole resets them to level one. wyll claims he could summon hell beasts before the tadpole.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the tadpole resets them to level one
        So let me get this straight, the tadpole drains demigod tier people of xp until they're level 1 to turn them into a level 9 mindflayer? And this is the master plan to take over the world?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a game dude.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a game with a nonsense plot and nonsense characters

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moronic writing is okay because it's le gaaaaaaaame
            if your characters are supposed to be level 1 then dont give them epic level backstories, moron

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if your characters are supposed to be level 1 then dont give them epic level backstories

              you've never played D&D i take it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but DnD is trash then

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're just shitposting. Not being honest.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is the game thats revered for its writing though right? I've never seen anyone rave about the combat.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The "regular" tadpoles work differently, and transform someone within hours. Hence why Lae'zel is in such a hurry. And yes, even in older editions "new" mind flayers didn't retain their host's levels.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            So not only are there "special" tadpoles, you're also in possession of a magic bullshit device that somehow stops your tadpole from working. So that's two layers of magic bullshit

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes because the tadpoles are covered in netherese magic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Yes" the writing needs not one but two failsafes to inexplicably protect you from becoming a mindflayer

                a mindflayer that's weaker than you were before you were abducted

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mind Flayers NEVER, no matter the editions, retained the level of their host.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not the point though is it, the purpose of changing people into mindflayers is procreation, larian writers can't even undnerstand dnd worldbuilding

                It's like saying you're going to take over the world with a thousand level 1 jobbers because the person that wrote the story has no understanding of powerlevels

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon, a base Mindflayer is strong as hell. A shit ton of them would overwhelm people typically.
                A base human/elf/whatever is not. Adventurers and a few npcs are far more powerful than your typical person.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                As we've already pointed out the plot that the fat lesbians and fat homosexuals wrote have demigod level 20 characters being deleveled to level 1, not level 1 characters being leveled up to level 9

                Also how would a level 20+ character get caught by jobber mindflayers?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because the game implies that Gale specifically was depowered from his "accident" and not specifically from the tadpoles, unlike the others

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game weakens a god tier character so that he can get caught by jobbers so that he can be further weakened so he can be a companion

                that's fanfiction tier

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that's fanfiction tier
                You REALLY don't want to read Forgotten Realms novels, then.
                I made the mistake of reading some of the stuff around the Time of Troubles stuff (when the gods were turned into mortals temporarily by the overseer god Ao as punishment for them not acting as they should, before going through trials to become gods again). It was some of the worst less-than amateur hour writing I've ever read.
                BG3 is magnitudes better than the novels of the same setting.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BG3 may be nonsensical fanfiction but...
                I accept your concession

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >concession
                ? Did you even read what I wrote? I wasn't disagreeing about the writing, there's nothing to concede.
                Sounds like you're just trolling, I thought we were talking.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're trying to conflate BG3 being actual aspie fanfiction sonichu fanfiction with DnD as a whole sucking

                no I don't think failing to even have your companions make sense is comparable to anything

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay. Trolling. Got it.
                Anyway...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay BG3 is sonichu tier fanfiction

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care, I'm having fun with it
                Post your favorite game

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't care that BG3 is sonichu fanfiction, I like it
                yikes tbh senpai

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Time of Troubles isn’t Tolken. You’re supposed to read it between 10-14, like kids did with harry potter a generation later.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think a wizard spurned by the goddess of magic and cursed by dabbling in other forbidden magic he couldn't control binding itself to him is supposed to make him stronger?

                He had that shit happen well before the tadpole stuff too, he was in his wizard tower doing his best to not explode.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your a fricking loser. There was nothing anyone was going to say to you that you didn’t have a pre-programmed b***hy response

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's called being objectively correct, BG3 isn't just bad writing, it's fanfiction that a mentally challenged and autistic adult would write

                actual troony stock fanfiction

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can tell by the way this idiot writes that he's the kind of person who spends all day shitposting about shonen power levels on Ganker

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                A regular mind flayer can instakill 99% of the humanoid population of whatever standard D&D setting you throw them at without even moving a finger

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >As we've already pointed out the plot that the fat lesbians and fat homosexuals wrote have demigod level 20 characters being deleveled to level 1, not level 1 characters being leveled up to level 9

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Magic bullshit is pretty much a staple of Forgotten Realms, though.
              https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Alias

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >magic bullshit
              You know that it's D&D, right? Where the entire appeal is that everything is magic bullshit?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wise words from the Dungeon Master.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          When everybody is a level 9 mindflayer, then nobody is a level 9 mindflayer.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          RPG levels/mechanics have always been wonky.
          Elminster's levels has changed across editions. Not really supposed to think of it as a concrete thing about a character, but a relative thing to represent how strong someone is (and like comics, can change around depending on campaign/writers)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shit like this makes me think theyre eventually do a Torment game where you can punch the Lady of Pain in the face or something. Some things should never have stats.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It really makes no sense when you consider what those levels are supposed to represent. Lae'zel is supposedly a skilled fighter, but losing levels means she can't swing a sword as good? Okay. Wyll and Shadowheart lose their levels, so their patrons stop gifting them powers despite having proved their service because...I don't know why? But they get those same spells right back if they level up again.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, yeah. If you drain a demigod power guy who's against you and turn him into a cog in your war machine, that's a pretty big benefit for your side. It means you don't have to fight that demigod guy.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            why not just mind control a demigod and have him level baldur's gate

            oh right the people that wrote this game are moronic

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mind control is one of the easier things for a mage to safeguard against. It would be surprising for a mage NOT to have a counter already on them for it since it would be an obvious go-to, if it wasn't for the fact that any powerful magic user would already expect it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >demigod tier mage
                >jobs to mindflayers, the thing he'd have almost complete resistance to because of his training and stats
                >but yeah he'd have immunity to mind control up at all times
                who write this shit lol, I could write better stuff in a weekend

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Mind%20Blank#content

                Mind Blank has been a spell in D&D since like the 80's.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >demigod tier mage
                >jobs to mindflayers, the thing he'd have almost complete resistance to because of his training and stats
                >but yeah he'd have immunity to mind control up at all times
                How do you explain a level 20 mage jobbing to mindflayers again?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Mind Blast still gets them, they have to be able to know that a Mindflayer is already after them.
                Mind Blank doesn't technically block the stun effect of Mind Blast. Just the psychic damage.

                That said, they're less likely to have been affected since Mages are proficient in Int saving throws.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mind Blank blocks Mind Blast's damage and Gale's high intelligence and Mindflayer's low base level would almost assure a successful saving throw against stun

                BG3 is an idiot plot written by idiots that haven't even played dnd or even consulted somebody that has

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >almost
                Your words. Almost.
                In this case, not too important since the game already implies that the orb absorbed most of his power at the start, as it eats the Weave. He likely only survived because there was that much Weave to take from him, before needing to resort to magic items.

                As a side-note, stunning is one of the more powerful conditions. Very very few creatures are immune to stun. Even dragons and devils can be stunned, and there isn't really a spell to prevent the condition.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but the orb
                Mcguffin

                you know who uses magic bullshit mcguffins? bad writers

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That McGuffin was based on old lore about the fall of Netheril long before BG3 was even a thing. Absorbing the Weave and dropping all magic from the realms and how that lead mage temporarily achieved godhood is setting lore.
                They're just using the setting's own lore for story. Can obviously complain about ideas in the Forgotten Realms, but if it's already a thing within the setting and it's used, it's silly to specifically get upset at the thing using that lore.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                When every one of your characters in the game needs a mcguffin to exist you know you've entered the realm of next level sonichu fanfiction

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't address the point made.
                I accept your concession.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have a point, you're just making excuses for sonichu fanfiction

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you know who uses magic bullshit mcguffins?

                Like the One Ring?
                Or the Ring of the Nibelung?
                Or Excalibur?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or the Holy Grail?
                Or the Golden Rune?
                Or the Horn of Winter?
                Or True Names?

                Or the Heart of Lorkhan?
                Or the Numidium?
                Or the Prothean Beacon?
                Or the Elder Blood?

                >admit BG3 is sonichu fanfiction
                >can't defend it at all
                >still pretend like you have a leg to stand on

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon, people got bored with the shitpost. you were originally posting stuff that gave people an excuse to talk about stuff, now you're just repeating "sonichu fanfiction" after that was already addressed and you ignored the point made to just repeat it.
                try another angle.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people got bored with the shitpost
                samegay moron

                the real problem is BG3 is sonichu fanfiction and you have no way to counter that

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was already countered, anon. You can say it's bad, but to pretend it's some out-of-left field fanfiction when it's completely within lore (and sadly written better than the setting's own novels).
                But you knew that, and you're just shitposting. So...
                Trying to help you. You need another angle.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's lore accurate that every single companion in the game has some magic bullshit mcguffin that delevels them or is otherwise inexplicably level 1 without a magic bullshit item
                you need to have both autism and be mentally moronic to think BG3 makes sense

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody said that.
                But you already knew that. Another angle. It isn't working for you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or the Holy Grail?
                Or the Golden Rune?
                Or the Horn of Winter?
                Or True Names?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you know who uses magic bullshit mcguffins?

                Like the One Ring?
                Or the Ring of the Nibelung?
                Or Excalibur?

                Sounds like trash writing to me
                These moron writers should check out Tvtropes and avoid being so cliche.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or the Heart of Lorkhan?
                Or the Numidium?
                Or the Prothean Beacon?
                Or the Elder Blood?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mind Blast still gets them, they have to be able to know that a Mindflayer is already after them.
                Mind Blank doesn't technically block the stun effect of Mind Blast. Just the psychic damage.

                That said, they're less likely to have been affected since Mages are proficient in Int saving throws.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean Gale jobbed to his own hubris, he decided to put an orb that literally destroys magic in his own body to the point that it would have killed him if the tadpole didn't temporarily let him regain some power

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is what you call an "idiot plot"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean you're right, that's the whole point, one that he readily admits was idiotic. If you're being obtuse because you relate to him, stop simping for sugar mommies

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the point is the game is an "diot plot" on purpose
                I don't think you understand what idiot plot means. An idiot plot is something written by a moron who can only advance the story mechanically without being able to have their characters do it, so periodically the characters are inexplicably moronic in order for the story to happen

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean Gale jobbed to his own hubris, he decided to put an orb that literally destroys magic in his own body to the point that it would have killed him if the tadpole didn't temporarily let him regain some power

                Karsus was even dumber. If he used his spell on any other deity than the Goddess of Magic, it would've worked without a hitch. But no, the moron, despite being the single most powerful wizard in history, having invented the only 12th level spell ever, didn't realize that stealing her power would kill her, and thus crash the Weave.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                Karsus was even dumber. If he used his spell on any other deity than the Goddess of Magic, it would've worked without a hitch. But no, the moron, despite being the single most powerful wizard in history, having invented the only 12th level spell ever, didn't realize that stealing her power would kill her, and thus crash the Weave.

                its almost like half the game is about obtaining absolute power and how that corrupts people
                gale planted the orb because he was a horny idiot for his goddess, karsus fricked shit up because he thought he was the best of the best of the best and could do no wrong

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's almost like the whole game is moronic and doesn't have a sense of scale
                yeah, like bad fanfiction

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >like bad fanfiction
                if only
                it's very "within the lore" fiction, and better written than the setting's novels.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not bad fanfiction, yes it's absolutely terrible and like fanfction, but it isn't
                lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not fanfiction anon. That's the point.
                It's very much within the quality of writing of the novels, better even. That's how bad Forgotten Realms writing is.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not fanfiction, it's just really really fricking bad, but it's official
                lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes?
                Is this an ESL moment?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >samegay readmitting the story is sonichu fanfiction tier
                >admitting again that he didn't have an argument again and the best he's got is semantics
                you should stop being such a loser all the time

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you even talking about?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                huh?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >karsus fricked shit up because he thought he was the best of the best of the best and could do no wrong

                No, it's because, for some reason, he didn't know that the Weave is a part of Mystryl, and not something completely separate that she merely controls.

                ah so it's a genuine mental illness, got it. probably a redditor or eratard to boot.

                Farquaad #2, where are your funny shitposts?

                Mindflayers in BG2 are literally level 8, they're weaksauce jobber monsters. The entire mindlfayer plot is moronic

                Each of their attacks drain Intelligence, which makes them absolutely fricking deadly.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's just continuing to shitpost. He thinks having high int gives you resistance to having a creature shoved through your eye.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know he's shitposting. I just find it fun to point out the flaws in his shitposting.
                There's a shit ton to criticize about, but he's trying very moronic angles to criticize from.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't it easy for a demi god like character to recover their strength(level) any way since they're familiar with how to become stronger? Being vulnerable in weaken state would make them desperate & more likely to use the tadpole's power as clutch which will end up driving them closer to becoming a mindflayer.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            every character in the game has virtually the same backstory

            the problem is larian sucks at writing and needs all their companions to be super important powerful people at level 1, which completely misses the point of a crpg being you and your companions growing together.

            Instead they replaced this with bioware style loyalty missions. it's completely lazy and uninspired BUT could have been good if anybody on their writing team had any talent

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              legitimately whoever okayed the mindflayer plot is a complete moron and shouldn't have any control in game development

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The mind flayer plot arose when the game wasn't even supposed to be a sequel to the previous ones - it was planned to be a hard reboot with the same title, like BG3: The Black Hound was before it got cancelled.
                Then, somewhere along the lines, WotC gave Larian the creative freedom to make a "proper" sequel. That's also when references to the previous games started being added to the EA.

                And apparently somewhere further down the line Larian realized that a LOT of people would have no idea about Bhaalspawn, The Time of Troubles, The Dead Three etc., since they never played the previous games nor know the lore, so then decided to separate the two storylines - hence how The Dark Urge came to be.

                >amerifat with cartoonish elaboration on foreign cultures nobody asked for

                You're dumber than Farquaad at this point. And gayer.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dumber than the guy claiming that "blindly following rules" would in turn have someone hating path options in RPGs as if the two are somehow connected in any place beyond his McDonalds laden amerifat brain
                another body to the pile

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Farquaad #2, you're not even funny.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                neither are you

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you're Farquaad #2. Dance for me, favela monkey.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still not funny
                are you just mad your moronic shitpost got called out or do you just have a genuine mental illness?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Farquaad #2, your jabs are much worse than your less gay predecessor. Try harder.

                Jaheria didnt have one though?

                She's between 150 and 170 years old. Half-elves live around 180, so she's literally a granny.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ah so it's a genuine mental illness, got it. probably a redditor or eratard to boot.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the only game to ever narratively implement RPG stats in a cohesive and well-done manner is Vagrant Story
          any other game and you might as well just disregard them completely, because that is almost certainly what the writers did.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who was the strongest character pre-deleveling? Minsc and Jaheera were level 20 at some point of their lives, but they are a weird case since they don't have tadpoles. Wyll says in one of his dialogues that he could solo a Hill Giant without breaking a sweat, but that's not much of an accomplishment. Karlach fought for 10 years in the front lines of the Blood War and lived, so she was really strong. And Gale was Mystra's Chosen, and he describes in dialogue that he was at the cusp of reaching beyond the limits of mortal magic, so maybe he was also near level 20 at some point?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            did jaheria have a reason for being low level too? b***h is 150 years old, she should be level 50 by now

            Throne of Bhaal is canon so Minsc and Jaheira should both be 30-40. The tadpole asspull and being encased in stone for decades could explain Minsc's depowering. Jaheira should be able to solo everything shy of a Godlike being, though. My headcanon/theory is that she hasn't fought much in the past 100 years and got old so she depowered; it's a shitty explanation but as someone said already, RPG mechanics are basically disregarded in terms of storytelling.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              My headcanon is that the ToB party was Charname, Imoen, Aerie, Mazzy, Jan and Sarevok. Jahiera got booted in Chateau Irenicus and never levelled up again.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not the point though is it, the purpose of changing people into mindflayers is procreation, larian writers can't even undnerstand dnd worldbuilding

          It's like saying you're going to take over the world with a thousand level 1 jobbers because the person that wrote the story has no understanding of powerlevels

          A monster's challenge rating is NOT equivalent to player character levels, a CR 9 Mindflayer isn't a level 9 monster, it's a monster designed to be taken on by 4 level 9 characters which means they are absolute killing machines in a world where most people are 4 HP commoners. You'd know this if you knew the first thing about DnD but you'd rather dribble on about things you obviously have no idea about because you have some kind of brain parasite that makes you enjoy having arguments on the internet.
          Shame that you hate them so much, because that absolutely is Mind Flayer behaviour (the pathetic sort)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mindflayers in BG2 are literally level 8, they're weaksauce jobber monsters. The entire mindlfayer plot is moronic

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The nether brain is one of the greatest threats to faerun ever

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                every mindflayer hive should have an elder brain , there's probably thousands of elder brains

                the entire mindflayer plot is stupid

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                not even that guy but you didnt even read what he said
                nether being the key word there

                >it's almost like the whole game is moronic and doesn't have a sense of scale
                yeah, like bad fanfiction

                waaaah waaaah waaaah waaaah waaaah

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's thousands of elder brains, the entire mindflayer plot is stupid

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Farquaad #2, you don't even have the same funny vocabulary as your less gay predecessor. Try harder.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It controls the crown so it’s more powerful then elder brains

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                if ten elder brains teamed up they'd be stronger than the threat in BG3, right?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it is not an elder brain. it is an elder brain juiced up on netherse magic. please develop media literacy

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not ten elder brains, it's an elder brain on steroids
                larian lacks all imagination

                they could have had thousands of mindflayers and elder brains marching on humanity but they had one elder brain which isn't even that strong in a game where you have companions that have fricked gods

                tasteless and unimaginative

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >meet the master mind behind all the terrors
                >it's a big brain
                >actually it's a big brain that obtained ancient evil power
                >actually (You) was the original big brain who controlled the brain before losing it to 3 smooth brains
                whoooooa....

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes, because surely the world of bg3 isnt inhabited by a vast majority of level 1 peasants with 5 health.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The idea is to control people, so yes

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            tadpoles don't even drain levels, they drain stats until you're a vegetable and die

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              also the canon way to get rid of them is to completely smash your friend's head into paste and then resurrect them, lol

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean shit dude if you want another flaw in the plan, species like dwarves and halflings cant even become mindflayers since it guarantees death for the tadpole AND host, yet you cna pick those species meaning some moron actually caught a forbidden species and THEN slapped a tadpole in em just because.
          Game has flaws.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            man that's moronic

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >species like dwarves and halflings cant even become mindflayers since it guarantees death for the tadpole AND host
            why?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not stated, maybe something about their biology differs to much from humans and elves. Maybe illithid require a very narrow range of body types for the process to work correctly(finally a benefit to manletism). "But anon, they can infect dragons and make mindflayer dragons!' It is a well known fact that dragons can mate with anything.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is that flaw not fixed by the magic used to keep the tadpoles from squidding you, but still allowing the elder brain to control those not possessing a nether stone ot the astral prism?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Considering most people are well below level 9, it works out.

          A level 9 mortal is already rare and on the level of being a royal guard or folk hero.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it works out deleveling a god to 1
            I don't get it, are the mindflayers moronic? aren't they supposed to be hyper intelligent

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Delevel a threat to basic b***h and then shape them to how you want them to be makes far more sense than taking control of them while they are at the top of their game and risking them breaking free. We see this with Emperor and the like that basic b***hes can resist.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Delevel a threat
                don't you converse with multiple gods in this game almost casually? and these gods are concerned with who controls one human city? and they leave it in the hands of absolute idiots? and you miraculously got kidnapped by the right mindflayer harvest ship?

                yeah not buying it, more like they didn't care if it made sense

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      did jaheria have a reason for being low level too? b***h is 150 years old, she should be level 50 by now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        iirc in AD&D a druid couldnt get past level 11 or something without fighting a 12th level druid for their position and then they had to establish a grove and their grove had to defeat a 13th level druids grove for them to become level 13 and then they had to kill the arch druid to get any higher than level 13. In bg2 it was expressed by making the exp table for druids take twice as much exp to go from 12 to 20 as every other class, even the slow ones like wizard.
        It made it a really great dual class because you could reach level 9 pretty early in bg1 since they required less exp for the front half of their level curve so you could dip into the second class faster. all you really wanted from druid was the low level cleric spells + iron skin at level 9 anyways but you are probably better off going something like fighter dual into wizard if you wanted casting + martial perks.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's only if you join a circle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      did jaheria have a reason for being low level too? b***h is 150 years old, she should be level 50 by now

      The reason given for every companion starting at level 1 is tadpol wankery. It's a dumb excuse but at least they bothered to come up with an excuse

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jaheria didnt have one though?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then that's a plot hole I guess

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jaheira's deal is that she's old
            that's it
            you find a scroll of eternal youth or some shit in her basement which she kept in case she needed to juice up but that never goes anywhere
            she just goes "I trust you win this fight for us"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          shes old and I sucked her powers from her druid pussy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron, at least do basic research. The tadpole causes every person infested with it to reset to level 1. The Dark Urge was the leader of the Bhaal cult in Baldur's Gate, for one example. It's also why Minsc isn't an epic powerhouse.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s literally stated that the tadpole resets them to level one. wyll claims he could summon hell beasts before the tadpole.

      Not true for Gale. During his intro on character selection, he mentions he used to be much more powerful. In his case, it was the Orb™ that weakened him.
      Wyll is the only one turning canonically weak because of the tadpole. Karlach is weaker too, but because the engine doesn't work well outside avernus.
      SH and lae zel don't get weaker, they are just above average soldiers/agents.
      Astarion isn't a fighter

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every companion in this game feels like they're a character made by one of those attention prostitutes with main character syndrome one of your buddies brought to the DnD session.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek, I was playing tf2 last night and a chick had a mic and some guy said "so annoying" in chat about something unrelated and she came on the mic after not talking for 10 minutes going "what's annoying? am I annoying? Were you talking about me?"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you played the game instead of shilling against it you would know the orb in his chest is consuming him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the tadpole resets them to level one
      So let me get this straight, the tadpole drains demigod tier people of xp until they're level 1 to turn them into a level 9 mindflayer? And this is the master plan to take over the world?

      You're really going to scrape the bottom of the barrel over a game's starting level mechanics?
      >why aren't all my starting companions level 20
      Gee, I can't imagine why...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing in the game makes sense narratively
        >entire plot is about mindflayers
        >don't fight any in the game
        ???
        so what were they doing before they kidnapped you, dying as a race?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You fight plenty of mindflayers...
          >so what were they doing before they kidnapped you, dying as a race?
          They were at war with their prior slaves, the Gith.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            so how are they a big bad enemy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting their brain fricked by a mind flayer parasite does wonders

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the lore even concrete on that? Isn't ceramorphosis pretty much headcanon

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's only gay if you're gay.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's bisexual, like all the rest of your companions.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will always be a homosexual and so will he

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like something a homosexual would’ve say’d baby!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lie. He gay raged at me and all I said was "stop showing me your gay magic."

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the most fantastical part of this game is believing that the god of magic, a straight woman, would willingly have sex with a bi man.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you clearly don't know a lot about mystra if you're calling her "a straight woman"
      gale wasn't her only chosen, and they're not all dudes

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your Gale comes out as gay, then that just means your homosexualry is contagious, OP

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a woman

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then what's the problem with Gale splitting your toon's cheeks?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no problem in that, I was just making fun of the cute line delivery

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on PrEP :3

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gale was a bro who talked about slaying goddess poon. Must have been something on your end that made him gay

    Halsin was gay as frick though, and kept hitting on me. Was fricking gross

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gale isn't just gay. He will frick anything including a wrinkling old obese gnome.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that your way of saying you spent the night with him?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Gale do fricking hot sisters? I never cared for Astarion, I want to be Gale's wife. I want to fall asleep between those thighs every night

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      uwu

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gays get the rope

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why you morons can't understand that girls post here too?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >girls post here

          ?t=4

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know the rules.

    • 5 months ago
      Αnonymοus

      >tfw no butchfem retrans femmunist boywifebando bgf (fem-male (?))

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        would you like someone who dressed like this?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no penis, no breasts
          I'm still confused

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      where do you get that robe? i killed the water ladies to try and get it but shit didnt work

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You picked the wrong side.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you need to complete their quest chain to get it, the black water wizard lady gives it to you as a reward

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That submarine pilot is a chud anyway

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You picked the wrong side.

        That submarine pilot is a chud anyway

        I think you need to complete their quest chain to get it, the black water wizard lady gives it to you as a reward

        >knocked them out since I didn't want to kill them to save the submarine fella
        >few hours later, exploring their temple
        >find a cave underneath it on the cliffside
        >find his dead body in there
        Would he have lived if I actually killed them instead?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That submarine pilot is a chud anyway

          I think you need to complete their quest chain to get it, the black water wizard lady gives it to you as a reward

          You picked the wrong side.

          there was no quest for me, they just had some funeral rite and i couldnt do shit. this was on a durge run, was it possible that i killed the questgiver earlier?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gale's a charming and loveable buffoon. He's a man that has something every woman or man would want in a partner. He's smart, has a cat, a library, and he's even tried his hand at poetry. What more could anyone want?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My friend keeps feeding him magic items and we don't ever use him. They claim he'll blow up and end our campaign if we don't. I hate Gale

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can just ignore his ass he won’t leave your party unless you talk to him

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now, now, give Gale a chance. Have you ever spoken to him. That's the main issue I see surrounding the discourse. No one bothers to get to know the guy. Don't worry about the magic items. Just give him your worthless green (uncommons) items three times and that will be it. There's more than meets the eye with Gale much like the rest of the companions on your journey.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish autistic men were like this irl. Unfortunately they're never charming and pretty like Gale, they're just spergs and some of them end up fricking their mothers or trooning out.
        I will never have my sweet autistic husband...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was definitely interesting listening to womens reasoning deciding their romance between twink playboy Astarion, athletic perfect son-in-law Gale and preachy roidtroony Halsin.
      Overall I found female player who liked Gale the most pleasant.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Halsin's a bro, has a father figure vibe to him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He really looks like a c**tboy with a large clitoris and meaty lips.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          delete this and never post again

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've such sights to show you...

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              show me more anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had to doodle this quick because I'm shocked

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very nice sketch.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now draw him on bed seductively spreading his moist eagle

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moist eagle
            You mean like this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhlllllllkk
        >kahhhgahllllllllllll

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone notice that the mindflayer you turn into looks more feminine then the rest of them? Wtf were they thinking?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhm Karlach bros?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      swinging is not cuckoldry but what would a virgin know about people with sex lives.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >swinging
        She's not getting and dick, because she can't due to her condition.
        All she can do is watch.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          again, not cuckoldry, but i get it haha funny word haha cuck haha omg

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"... if I must"
      Poor c**t can't touch anyone, has weeks to live and is desperate

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gales voice actor said he was uncomfortable being gay so they made every companion playersexual in response so he couldn’t complain about men romancing him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need a source for that. Tim Downie seems to be left leaning

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        im left leaning but im not a frickin gay, the hell kind of sentence is this, thats like saying all right leaning people were at the coup

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hi tim

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think that in the time of political correctness a left leaning actor (ESPECIALLY british) wouldn't have the guts to openly say he feels uncomfortable with voice acting for a non straight character

          The game weakens a god tier character so that he can get caught by jobbers so that he can be further weakened so he can be a companion

          that's fanfiction tier

          Yes, this game has fanfiction tier writing

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're actors, I don't think they really care about the sexuality of the character they're portraying. If that were so then I doubt many straight actors would be keen on playing characters that weren't.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like a made-up story, considering the Mystra lover background. At most, he would've been bi to begin with, which would effectively make zero difference from being playersexual.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GAYle was made for Dark Urge wiener

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that a mortal human jobber named Cyric got lucky and accidentally god ahold of a sword that was secretly the god Mask, and killed Bhaal with it to take on his divine portfolio becoming the new Lord of Murder. (long before Baldur's Gate games)
    Entire reason Bhaal needed to be resurrected.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are netherbrains canon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are now. There’s other variants of elder brains too.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it normal for a girl to feel a strong (dark) urge to impregnate a guy? Or at least to put in him a bunch of embryos seahorse-style?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >opportunity to bang a god
    >fricks everything up due to being severely autistic
    >locks himself inside his neet-tower for over a year only interacting with his cat
    >becomes even more autistic
    >falls in love with the first person who is kind to him [Tav] after deciding not to be a neet
    so...he's literally Ganker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's "plot convenience writer's pet" the character, all the companions in this game are

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >opportunity to bang a god
        >fricks everything up due to being severely autistic
        >locks himself inside his neet-tower for over a year only interacting with his cat
        >becomes even more autistic
        >falls in love with the first person who is kind to him [Tav] after deciding not to be a neet
        so...he's literally Ganker

        The best companion is karlach she’s went through so much 🙁

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women writers are so funny, they're so uncreative it's a trope

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            IM SO SAD THE DEMONS IN HELL WOULDNT PORK ME

            She has trauma she was betrayed by gortash and forced to fight in a ten year war. also SHES LITERALLY DYING

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >She has trauma
              >SHES LITERALLY DYING
              what a unique female character written by a woman

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          IM SO SAD THE DEMONS IN HELL WOULDNT PORK ME

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moment I heard him talk I knew he was autistic. He's just like me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >opportunity to bang a god
      Hold it right there, being Mystra's chosen is not such a boon as you might think it is. She goes after young male wizards all the time. Even the all powerful Elminster had slept with her.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's every young boy's dream to be invited to Mystra's magical island.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Will she step on my tiny mortal wiener and spit in my mouth? yes please.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only if you are a talented mage.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are you gays kidding the only DnD game with good story is Neverwinter Nights

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're not even talking about the story, we're talking about how the companions break the 4th wall with how autistic their writers are

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only watched stars with him which is not gay.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey im a cool wizard let me join your camp
    >ok
    >btw i have a slight condition where i NEED magic items, i wont tell you why, just give them to me
    this shit really annoyed me when i first met him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now THAT is a valid criticism. Unnecessary "withhold information for drama"-thing, since there'd be no point in not telling the reason at that point.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was enjoyable. I appreciate the shitposting giving me an excuse to talk Realms lore.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    weeaboo trannies... Japan actually likes BG3... it's over. Japan has fallen, us americans know better than them when it comes to being Nipponese (that means Japanese for you other W*stoids)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they?
      I only saw the tweet of Hideo Kojima posting an image of receiving a copy as a gift. I haven't checked how it's faring over there.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        weeaboo trannies... Japan actually likes BG3... it's over. Japan has fallen, us americans know better than them when it comes to being Nipponese (that means Japanese for you other W*stoids)

        Japanese people were doing fan art of dark urge before the game was even released there

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japan has fallen.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/661368990/

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's so weird that Japan still censors nudity like it does. It's incredibly easy for Japanese people to just bypass and get elsewhere from the internet uncensored shit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's incredibly easy for Japanese people to just bypass

            But they won't. Calling Asians "bug people" isn't just a meme. Most of them really do blindly follow rules.
            One of the things people complain about WPRGs on 5chan is that they give you too many options, instead of having a straightforward path. Yes, you read that correctly - Japs complain that a given RPG isn't linear enough.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >amerifat with cartoonish elaboration on foreign cultures nobody asked for

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                not an argument

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person I don't give a frick what you believe, you spewing moronation affects nobody but yourself and other morons

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                not an argument

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Once you spent half the day slaving in the office you don't have much willpower left to play games that don't play themselves.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's incredibly easy for Japanese people to just bypass

            But they won't. Calling Asians "bug people" isn't just a meme. Most of them really do blindly follow rules.
            One of the things people complain about WPRGs on 5chan is that they give you too many options, instead of having a straightforward path. Yes, you read that correctly - Japs complain that a given RPG isn't linear enough.

            You can even see it in their tweets about BG3 - half of them talk about using walkthroughs/the strategy guide. On their first playthrough.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Golden Age arc from Berserk literally shits and cums on all western fantasy, it's actually deep

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, OP.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the main benefits of Dark Urge is that i can safely dispose of this fricker before i even see his ugly mug
    He's like THAT guy's OC in the tabletop

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont really like most of these companions, what kind of player would you attribute each of them to?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baldurs gate is such a drag I’m 15 hours in and doesn’t feel like I’m making any progress this game is so unnecessarily long and bloated with useless things like 100 different feats and spells it’s overwhelming for newcomers like me. I switched to east to make it a bit more tolerable but the game still sucks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're the type of homosexual who claims the Souls games are artificial difficulty unironically.

      filtered

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played DND before, but I made a necromancer and opened the scary skull book and also got a new hag eye. Can I corrupt myself even further? Do companions get attack you if you do too much evil shit?

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone use those voice swap mods? How's female Gale? Curious if they're any good and worth a run

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is Karlach still the only one with a shitty ending, even with the patches?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She can turn into a mindflayer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would i want to have sex with a tentacle mouth thing?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they added in a scene where you go with her to Avernus and then at the party 6 months later, there's a teaser of being able to fix it for good in Avernus

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >redditspacing lorehomosexual melty

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am the Dark Urge, a pleasure.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey protag! Can I talk to you in private? Its urgent.
    >this must be about his curse.
    > proposes to me on a full moonlit night.
    >Ive only known him for an hour.
    What is wrong with this game?

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >please develop media literacy and memorize the dogshit troonlore

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >90% of the discussion of BG3 and the new Rogue Trader RPG is just coomer cancer
    It really is that easy to get nerds to buy and praise your game, isn't it? Just insert breasts and wieners and romance options

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean yeah that's been true for decades at this point. Bioware figured it out, everyone followed. You wanna trick normalggays into playing RPGs, just insert a sex sim on the side.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank Baldur's Gate 2 for influencing the wrpg genre.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wrpg
        Stop making up new genres.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, subgenre then.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sharty shart shadowheart get under the adamantine forge hammer please.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God this game mindbroke this board

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird too. Like a decade ago if a game like this came out, it'd probably be unanimously liked on Ganker and not nearly as many people angry at its existence.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        a decade ago this game wouldn't have come out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really did.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minthara is my wife.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, to hold Gale.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      One can only dream.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Astarion is my husband

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Urge cannonically fricked Minthara with the severed hand of that portal gay guy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      true? if so I would like to give durge a shot and party up with minty again

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Minth and Durge are what happens when a fricked up guy and a fricked up girl make each other (better) so much worse. She’s best girl for a reason.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      False.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we could answer the following the questions:
    >how old is Gale
    >how tall is he
    >how big is his wand
    >is he dominant, submissive, or a switch

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how old is Gale
      Unknown, possibly mid to late 30's.
      >how tall is he
      Unknown, possibly 6ft.
      >how big is his wand
      Unknown, without magic probably average.
      >is he dominant, submissive, or a switch
      I'd say he's vers. In what we see in his scenes he takes the active role. However he does duplicate himself, partaking in multiple roles in the astral plane for brief moments.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He sucks and or fricks you hardly and without regret or shame. Ganker Relates!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can never see him as a top with his behavior. It's mostly his deep rooted insecurity and fear of disappointing people that's forcing him to act like a top.
      A romanced Gale is so obviously blind by love that you can be a mass murderer or killer squid and he's still smitten.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gale is cool and all but we need a real reliable daddy male companion that's not constantly asking for your validation. The male ones we have all act like teenagers and Halsin is too coombrained.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who would be fit that role in your eyes? Based on the male characters we encounter beyond our companions in this adventure?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Recruitable Dark Urge, of course. Give him cold, mysterious aura and talks way too much when murder is involved so that other people in party would just stare blankly when he rarely say anything.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know it'd be more work to integrate him as a proper companion. But I hope that happens in a definitive edition of the game. I mean he already has a canon appearance and class. We see his body in act 3, I don't see why he can't be a companion. I'd probably play as Gale, redeem Durge, and then ascended us both.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ascended us both
            Nice try, you will be Durge's fleshlight.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sure redemption and godhood will be more than enough for Durge. If not Gale can be persuasive.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only chance for Gale to curb the urge is sucking him dry which is impossible because Gale is perma bottom and would fold 5 minutes in.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know, I think he could manage. Especially in his spectral form with his duplicates in the astral plane. As seen here

                >how old is Gale
                Unknown, possibly mid to late 30's.
                >how tall is he
                Unknown, possibly 6ft.
                >how big is his wand
                Unknown, without magic probably average.
                >is he dominant, submissive, or a switch
                I'd say he's vers. In what we see in his scenes he takes the active role. However he does duplicate himself, partaking in multiple roles in the astral plane for brief moments.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool and all but can he do it every night?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's a wizard, I am certain that is but one of many ways he's experimented with magic in the bedroom. He's even had the "Art of the Night", a book about the art of the body itself. I doubt he's out of practice. That and Durge is a sorcerer to boot. I wouldn't be surprised if he tried a thing or two.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also that book is about love making between a king and a queen. Why there's no other books shown that would include buttsex? Why is Gale shown to only read straight smut? That doesn't sound like man interested in buttsex.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i heard romancing gale as a sorcerer is fun, but is it bad to have a sorc and a wizard in the same party

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      One caster as supporter/controller and another is blaster. Try combining an Ice Wizard freezing the field with Storm Sorcerer shooting into puddles after someone else melt the ice.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He uses magic to cool you then he sucks and fricks you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i heard romancing gale as a sorcerer is fun
      I did so specifically as the Dark Urge since his default class is Storm Sorcerer. You have somewhat of a friendly rivalry between you and Gale due to your innate magical abilities to his investment and knowledge within the craft.
      >but is it bad to have a sorc and a wizard in the same party
      It's always good to have a variety of classes travelling along with you in battle. But for me, I personally haven't faced too many problems. Since the Wizard can learn spells from scrolls, eventually Gale will have a wide arsenal to choose from. The Sorcerer has metamagic which allows the user to add additional effects to magic spells in exchange for Sorcery Points. I usually bring Shadowheart and Astarion to fill their respective roles.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mental illness is the real answer sisters. They love the suck + frick confederacy they now live in.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Within days, we will be gay, mind flayers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love when you correct her pronunciation and she rolls her eyes at you. Frog is adorable

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Accurate depiction of gays irl

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being gay is just grooming with extra steps. It’s antisocial by nature and desires less people so it creates nothing. I don’t care if they become antique traders out of necessity I’m not letting them sleep in my bed, mom

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mod that turns all companions female
    >Mod that allows Harems

    I will now play your game

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You people aren’t people… Ugg.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't like baldurs gate 3

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is okay I beat the game and didnt like it much either.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    american/israeli/lgbt slop

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      buzzword/buzzword/buzzword buzzword

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >american
        not a buzzword

        >israeli
        not a buzzword

        >lgbt
        not a buzzword

        >slop
        possibly a buzzword

        simmer down lgbt troony

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No seriously you’re barely people.50

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you sure you're not the one at boiling point?

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, Gale would never touch a dick, he's straight as an arrow
    Astarion on the other hand is a turbo gay, maybe bi-curious, but prefers dicks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's straight as an arrow
      I doubt that. Like everyone else, Gale's bisexual. His relationship with Mystra was nothing but a one-sided affair at best, manipulative at worst. That and he's had prior relationships with other mortals. Though he doesn't go into specifics, I wouldn't be surprised if he knew another man in his past.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know that script. For the game every character is playersexual, but Gale is straight coded, he never mentions any male affairs and doesn't show any interest in males. Astarion on the other hand brags about male virgins, which is gay as frick, but also shows some attraction signs towards Mizora, so we can say he's canonically bi. Stop pushing your tumblr fantasies on every character

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, you're the one using these terms. Straight coded, come on now. Even though Astarion is the most flamboyant of the bunch we see all of the companions express attraction towards both sexes beyond your character. Shadowheart express attraction towards Karlach and Halsin. Wyll flirts with Astarion and Lae'zel. Need I go on?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            We talk about Gale now.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wizard cucks
    Us natural born Sorcererchads were born into the magic, molded by it, if I take out your magic weave will you die?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be extremely painful.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        UUUU
        (You)
        (You)
        (You)
        (You)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      a) Sorcerers rely on the weave too they just dont need to study and train to use it.
      b) Wizards btfo Sorcerer from a gameplay mechanic. Oh you got metamagic points? Ok I have arcane recovery points plus any spell I want to cast instead of your tiny selection.
      c) Imagine being a brainlet with a low INT

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being a nerd with no b***hes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wizard gets mogged hard when Sorc can use these to cast 4-5 spells a turn.

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ceremorphisis is nearly instant, so instant that "brain surgery" with a knife and a dex check may be necessary, after which "animate dead" or resurrection can be cast
    >in less than half a day a large part of the person's personality is lost
    did larian even think this through

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, all the characters even note that they should have transformed after the first long rest. This is explained multiple times later on, once by an actual mind flayer, that something is keeping your tadpoles from performing ceramorphosis.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes the story is stupid
        why would you put a thing that kills you in a day in the brain of a person that needs to spend a couple months resolving shit, not only that, but give it to everybody else too? And then have a magic bullshit device that protects them and an interloper that doesn't need to exist? That's insanely convoluted for no reason and is horribly cliche

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So are you just not going to play the game? Because all of this shit gets explained in the game and is internally consistent.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes I know there's a magic bullshit device that protects you, and a retconned Baldurian hero gay squid man

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Gale is the canon protagonist.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is God Gale more powerful than Tav/Durge?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps but still by no means powerful enough to take on the likes of Mystra, unfortunately.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is an elephant stronger than an ant

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          relatively speaking, ants are much stronger than elephants.
          You could at least have stated hippopotamus.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, i ate his arm.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope can send electric shock waves through my body during sex

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is a god
      >jobbed to some tadpole

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't Gale become an evil god?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He becomes the god of ambition. But it's not so subtly implied that his ascension is far from good. He becomes more arrogant, much like the rest of the deities in the pantheon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          so glad the man that raped me gets to become a god

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, you know more than well enough he doesn't do that. Also you can become a god alongside him, if you romance him and let him ascend.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He becomes the god of ambition
          so fricking lame

          >Gale literally gets his own weave

          Kneel.

          Why does a power Word summon beams for it's attack and not just frick shit up?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why does a power Word summon beams for it's attack
            Please understand.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He becomes the god of ambition. But it's not so subtly implied that his ascension is far from good. He becomes more arrogant, much like the rest of the deities in the pantheon.

        Gale is clearly evil in a traditional DnD wizard way. He might whine a bit at random acts of cruelty, but any time you can seize personal power for yourself he approves of it in spite of any costs. He likes it when you make a deal with the hag for power, he likes it when you ready the Thayan tome for power, he likes it when you use necromancy to bind a faerie's soul to a lantern, and he thinks seizing control of the hive mind thing is a great idea. He is evil.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's more like the burned-out gifted child who thought he could only be valued for his talent/magic and not for the person he was so he was always power hungry and had the ambition to become a god because as a human he never felt "enough". But you as a player can convince him that it doesn't have to be this way and that he's in fact enough the way he is. He's happier as a teacher.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >...who thought he could only be valued for his talent/magic and not for the person he was...But you as a player can convince him that it doesn't have to be this way and that he's in fact enough the way he is. He's happier as a teacher.
            You hit the nail on the head. If only more people realized that about Gale.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              One nose boop could sate me for a lifetime

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go find someone that boops your nose, just like Gale does to Tav/Durge. They might be the one.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gods are like jannies though. You can't use your powers for anything behind enforcing the rules or you get smacked down by an admin (Ao). Id rather be an immortal mortal (???)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody asked, Astarion.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Gale ascending to godhood will literally ruin the world.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ambition made manifest.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        AHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is that cellulite I see

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              ass pimples from all the sloppy fisting

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gale's the god of ambition not the god of beauty.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets high on his big boy energy farts
      >tries to challenge Mystra
      >she casually smites him down and turns him into a weave particle
      Gale's bad ending is so fricking hilarious this gay is a massive jobber

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        As terrible as Mystra is, she is second to Ao when it comes to the pantheon of deities. Of course Gale wasn’t able to stand a chance.

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gale literally gets his own weave

    Kneel.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this thread filled with palpable erotic tension

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    trash

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game really that gay? If so then based, been looking for fap material tbqh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say in terms of male romance options you got a decent selection. As you can see, the star in this thread is Gale of Waterdeep. One of four male romance options. The others being Astarion the Vampire, Wyll the Blade of Frontiers, and Archdruid Halsin.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neat. Thanks anon. Maybe I'll pick it up in 2 years when its cheap if I haven't gotten bored of vidya by then.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Maybe I'll pick it up in 2 years when its cheap
          Maybe by then there will be a definitive edition.

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one do I play first?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say go for BG3 first. It's a long game, at least 100 hours.

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He ran away from my party after I didn't give him anything. It was a pretty easy choice since wizards in 5e are gay.
    I also stabbed the vampire rogue in the heart when he tried biting me when I was sleeping without hesitation. Again, east choice, rogues are fricking awful in 5e

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, I'm GALEPAL

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I fricking hate gods of all kind, I would be a god killer in every fantasy/sf universe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt that’s easy to achieve in the Forgotten Realms. But quite the motivation you got there.

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might be experiencing parasocial levels of obsession with Gale but his VA is very adorable

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  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I killed him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a shame.

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