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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This picture shows that this is just a Voltorb with more segments.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vovoltorb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Long Voltorb.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OK, STOP

    did you see what just happened there?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "DIGITAL STYLE"

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like my penis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should probably see a doctor for that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re pretty gifted, this Pokémon is long many metres and weights half a ton

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >long many metres
        >also mixing metric and customary units for some reason
        ESL?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is many meters long*. I worded a different phrase first, then I changed poorly, but you can call it Artistic License.
          By the way, a Ton is 1000 kg.
          Countries that use kilos system uses meters system too. So that’s nothing wrong about that.
          Anyway, although ESL, I can speak other languages while not being pedantic about other non native speakers’ grammar, go figure!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm an ESL and I sure don't mix imperial trash to metric. Also what, a ton isn't 1000kg.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              1 tonne is 1k kg, my guy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah a Ton is 1k kilos, hence 1000 kg. That’s the common European System. Think as you want, or google it, it’s faster

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To be more precise, there were no random reason. You’re referring to the American once-pound-ton system, while I’m referring to the European gram-kilo-ton system. The difference is that 1 Ton of yours is around 907 kilos, meanwhile 1 Ton of ours is 1000 kilos. Countries that uses Gram-Kilos-Ton weight system usually use Centimeter, meter, kilometer as length unit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To be more precise, there were no random reason. You’re referring to the American once-pound-ton system, while I’m referring to the European gram-kilo-ton system. The difference is that 1 Ton of yours is around 907 kilos, meanwhile 1 Ton of ours is 1000 kilos. Countries that uses Gram-Kilos-Ton weight system usually use Centimeter, meter, kilometer as length unit.

          haha get bent idiot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he eats dirt like your penis too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure you aren't thinking of joltik

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You weren’t supposed to destroy him like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does your penis also have 6 hidden arms?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        D-does yours not??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, because anon has a very feminine penis.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >TM's too hard to obtain
    >Worm pokemon most likely has a 5 percent encounter rate

    I doubt I'll have this pokemon on my team. I didn't even get a Dhelmise on moon. I had to wait to get one wonder traded to me on shield. By then, I forgot it was even a pokemon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The difference is you can SEE them in the overworld now. And if multiple spawns are on screen, that’s multiple 5% rolls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worm is fairly common and found in multiple areas.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I happen to like Orthworm. I'll try and use him on one of my teams

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Boy, howdy. This critter put up some sort of fight. But I'm from Orre, and as you can see, no worm is a match for me. I even found my Lechonk "

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I BID YOU GREETINGS FROM APPLE WORLD!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how did we ever get here. how are they spending hundreds of millions of dollars to excavate the earth to reach yet another rock bottom without breaking some international treaties?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WOW, look!
    n o t h i n g

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This amount of soul contained in a single pokemon shouldn't be possible....

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate what GameFreak did with the Titans. When you first look at them while they are giant, you'll think they would be cool and all, but the moment you catch them normal size, it completely loses the coolness factor. Orthworm is the worst one. If it was bigger, it would be better. Seriously, this is the one Pokémon that look good being big.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you not catch the Titans?
      That’s fricking gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can catch the titans, but only after you beat them and when you do, they shrink back down to normal size.

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