Does the depression about your favourite Pokémon not being real ever go away? How to cope
I dont want to kill myself but I genuinely can’t cope with Glaceon not being real. not even oxy helped
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meds
Wellbutrin, Lithium, Clonazepam. Still severely depressed
Don't take clonazepam, that medicine will permanently screw up your brain.
Thank you for the advice regarding Clonazepam, I fully agree benzos are fricking awful if they’re used non-recreationally or medically long term. Yeah it’s just temporary while they have me in this mental hospital following my attempt. And I don’t mean no 2 Tylenol attention seeking gay shit, I mean massive doses of Heroin and Vodka and flualp at once lol
I’m thinking a fluffy Glaceon plush might be a better coping mechanism.
God I wish i was a normie
have you tried getting a cat and naming it culo?
No, that is rape. Animals can’t consent. And cats look NOTHING like Glaceon anyways.
is this some kind of turbo vegan "owning animals is wrong" shit or are you actually trying to have a nice day over not being able to frick a cartoon dog?
>are you actually trying to have a nice day over not being able to frick a cartoon dog?
I’d sacrifice the entire population of earth just to spend 1 day with her. I love Glaceon.
I didn’t take a massive dose of counterfeit Xanax, heroin up the nose and vodka shots at the same time and then intentionally pass out laying on my back for no reason. Frick Narcan and frick god for not making Glaceon real
I guess you have two options, either buy the plush or find a quirky girl that will wear a costume for you. Latter easier said than done I guess but not impossible
>anthrogay spotted
I'm just putting forth the option, take it or leave it
Have you tried benadryl?
I will never recreationally use Benadryl that stuff is so fricking awful for you.
>only eevee forms
redflag
Not my fault Pokémon Home PokéList is moronic lol
disgusting furry
>furry
more like borderline zoo lmao, I’m not on that anthro normie shit.
you’re just a brainwashed homosexual; Glaceon is beautiful. I love her more than literally anything. Even Dilaudid
start a religion where death results in reincarnating in the pokemon utopia
you can't make it easy, it has to be like
>if you contribute to society and take good care of your parents in their old age and your kids in their youth you get to go to poketopia
>but if you have a nice day before raising kids or putting your family to rest you will be eternally defiled by dung eater and he'll defile your favorite pokemon right in front of you
/unmoron That’s unironically kinda good advice. Obviously I’m not gonna start a religion but if I change my atheist eternal void mindset to a “Pokémon Afterlife” mindset I might actually start being happy. Maybe the more ‘morally correct’ I am in this life, the higher chances I have of being with her. Thank you
I’ve also been thinking of dosing myself with a massive amount of psilocybin so I have an EXTREMELY awful trip again and then when I come down I’ll be more appreciative of her.
I got my Wooper plush and I have never felt sad again.
my favorite is not a pokemon per se, but an oc of a pokemon. they aren't real however in a way they are, as a reflection of the artist. i can cope because I can meet them some day, but I am very nervous. so please be strong, i can feel for you anon.