The only thing that comes to mind is imagine a tall full armored dude corner you and don't understand what he saying, and only heard a muffled pitch voice because of the helmet
Wood Elves are literally the straightest elves to exist.
They're whole thing is living in harmony with nature and living as nature intended. Homosex doesn't lead to new life, so it's firmly the realm of the High and Dark elves.
This honestly doesn't seem like a bad gig if they take me around the age of 15-17.
Nothing wrong about it. A young man should be happy about serving a pretty elven lady and assisting her with all of her needs. Better than tilling the fields his entire life and getting taxed by the local lord
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...You guys do know that they eat them right?
"Maneater" is a more accurate term since what they do has nothing to do with teeth or digestion
This is the real reason females armor makes sure to have breasts on it.
What does a chicken with a bucket mean?
The only thing that comes to mind is imagine a tall full armored dude corner you and don't understand what he saying, and only heard a muffled pitch voice because of the helmet
homie the world doesn't work like that
a plate helmet isn't going to magically muffle your voice
I've been around people who own a set and it's basically impossible to hear someone through a full helmet like that.
>media literally
These are the same morons that complain about vidya being made more accessible for normies btw
I am trans btw
The elf is straight. He however is being incredibly gay because he doesn't want tomboy pussy.
why doesn't she just, you know, talk to them?
In which language? A common Wood Elf won't speak Bretonnian, and sure as shit a common Bretonnian won't speak Eltharin.
what?
The rooster (wiener) represents he thinks the knight is mail. The bucket represents the armor.
male* sorry ESL
I thought it meant he's escaping like a headless chicken, but the wiener in armor explanation makes sense.
There is a wiener under the bucket, helmets look like buckets and wiener is both a term for rooster and penis. He thought she was a dude.
He thinks the "male" knight is hitting on him and bolts out of there
male chickens are called wieners.
wiener is a euphemism for penis.
In elvish hieroglyphics he's saying "danger, this dude in the armor wants to frick me"
Am i having a stroke or why do i still not understandd what youre saying
>implying any elves are straight
kek
Wood Elves are literally the straightest elves to exist.
They're whole thing is living in harmony with nature and living as nature intended. Homosex doesn't lead to new life, so it's firmly the realm of the High and Dark elves.
Is that why they also kidnap young Bretonnian boys and keep them as eternally young servants? This is canon, by the way, not some smut fanfiction.
This honestly doesn't seem like a bad gig if they take me around the age of 15-17.
>He doesn't know
Yeah literally nothing wrong or gay about surrounding yourself with fit young 17 year old servant boys
...You guys do know that they eat them right?
No, it's a reference to Fae kidnapping children in old Irish folklore, and keeping them in their realm forever young and innocent.
A certain gentlemen wrote a deconstruction of that trope. Called it "Peter Pan."
Does them sticking their tongues into the anuses of 17 year old boys make them less gay?
"Boys", Anon, not "young men."
Nothing wrong about it. A young man should be happy about serving a pretty elven lady and assisting her with all of her needs. Better than tilling the fields his entire life and getting taxed by the local lord
"Maneater" is a more accurate term since what they do has nothing to do with teeth or digestion
I've never seen this. Usually low levels would follow me around and cheer me on.
>Elgiposting on my Ganker
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