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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have to go back

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is "quadruple-A" supposed to be?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vast and complete live service games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next step in hypevolution of games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AA as a service

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's five As. Stupid.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          AAaaS.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It took quadruple the time an 'A' game takes to make.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not one of your better ones but I'll take it carlos

        https://i.imgur.com/DhkAJoN.png

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        Isn't that what they called that dead space wanna be calisto protocol or whatever it was

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was on a short deadline, wish ubisoft had one! They made me wait so long for this game all that's left are skull and bones
          >drum kit explodes
          >audience dies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      meganext leap in the hyperevolution of supergames

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Investorspeak.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Games with a development budget on-par with Halo4's advertizing budget hopefully

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAASSSSSS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      super goyslop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's some suit thinking he's being smart and "with it" but in reality he is actually saying some super stupid shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not just some mere suit; it's that moronic CEO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A gAme thAt (You) pirAte.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the extra letter being lodged in consumers buttholes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The extra A stands for quAlity,

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      some anon said

      AA As A service
      i think it fits

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not interested in love service games though. There's really nothing they can do to make me play them even if they paid me. Its like MMOs. I'll just never play them as they are boring and tedious. I only play traditional single player games like Zelda, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy, Dark Souls and so on. Games I can just go through the story and put the game away and never play it ever again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Live Service" games have embraced the mobile method of keeping you in the hamster wheel. They have a bunch of limited time events, daily quests, and stuff like that to keep you glued to the game and it disrupts your life. If they simply added new content that existed forever, I'd have much less of an issue. I am sick of deadlines, limited runs, seasonal events, and shit like that. I have a LIFE. I have shit to do. If I want to go do something else for a few months and not miss anything, I should be able to.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand how people become addicted to that. every game I've ever played (which is not many) that has used that model I've been turned off by immediately. I would have to force myself to stay invested once I realize a game is like that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They have a bunch of limited time events, daily quests, and stuff like that

        what really sucks is that these things aren't bad, but they are used in bad way. I would love it if a game I loved had new shit for me to constantly have with fun every day. It's not required, but it is there. The idea is great. Imagine bloodborne and every day there was some new hunt to do on the side or some some new area opened up for the day. I'd play forever.

        But nudevs don't look at this content like that. They design it in a toxic way. I hate nudevs so much...

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    praying for a crash. literally waking up everday and praying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      15 september this year. or so I've heard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cringe

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >skull and bones

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAA pirate game in 2024
    >it has less features than a pirate game from 1987 had
    The absolute state of the industry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're never getting another one ever again are we?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think so , anon

        All we want is an open world pirate game where you do all the shit in black flag AND have a real time economy, huge living world, countries to ally with or hunt, fleet/empire building, exploration and mystery, etc etc

        it could all be done too, but no one wants to do it. The dev that does will instantly print money for decades to come

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      loved that game.
      governor's daughter is mai waifu

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then what are Rockstar games?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >quadruple A
    >trans protagonist
    like clockwork

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://pastebin.com/z5Lb8g9M

    This game is basically Ubisoft 's worst nightmare. They're contractually obligated to release it by the Singaporean government due to the enormous tax breaks they've been given, otherwise they'll get their ass sued off. There has been massive employee churn and yearly leadership change who comes in and completely resigns the game every time, so the project has had basically zero direction for eight years. At this point, Ubi will do anything to recoup their costs, including releasing a blatantly unfinished game for full price WITH GaaS and MTX

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So just release it, who fricking cares.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Singaporean government
      Remind me again why is a country where you can get beheaded for smoking weed allowed to be considered a civilized nation?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because drug addicts don't belong in a civilised society, sugar.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >westoid "humor"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Argument doko?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they're consistent about their beliefs. that narcotics are extremely bad for society and therefore trafficking must carry harsh punishments.

        whereas in other nations, weed in and of itself is considered mostly harmless but the federal government can still put people in prison for decades for selling it. that's soviet tier bizarro shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they behead potheads

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        any country that has a populace that agrees and understands both: who is in charge, and what the rules are, is infinitely ahead of the west at this point
        give me good faith totalitarianism over cynical mind rape anyday

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot about this lol I see no bigger red flag this game is going to be shit. Maybe even bigger than founders leaving and no review copies being given like with Suicide squad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >full price WITH GaaS and MTX
      Like every other Ubishit game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did nobody learn anything from Kingdoms of Amalur.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This yuear will be remeber as the year of the flops. I can't fricking wait

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >calls it 'quadruple-A'
    and trannies call themselves female and i don't buy that either

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAA

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ubisoft is so out of touch with video games, gamers, as well as reality. Honestly surprised that they're still in business.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no boarding
    >you just blow the enemy ships up and their cargo is magically teleported to your ship
    what
    were
    they
    thinking

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mobile game-tier gameplay and minigames

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10 seconds in
    >leftard propaganda

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thing that makes me sad about this, is the people who were right all along won't live long enough to say "I told you so" since the decline takes so long to hit full speed. For example, everyone in the late 1910s & 1920s telling you the new direction of the U.S.S.R was going to lead to collapse were probably all dead when it did, indeed, collapse after 70 years of suffering. These people telling everyone "it will only get worse" for 70 years as, year over year, it did indeed get worse but no one seemed to pay attention.

      And we're seeing the same thing right now. Because, for some mysterious reason, these lessons of the past aren't taught in public schools of western nations aspiring to communism. The same way the events between the 20s and late 30s that led up to Germany flipping its shit before WWII are masked by screams of "muh holocaust" and literally illegal to ask about in some western countries. Truly a mystery.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't even correct, most European governments in the age of sail worked under a mercantile system.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd be surprised anon
        Look up the South Sea Bubble in the 16th century
        Isaac fricking Newton lost his entire fortune in that stock scam
        Capitalism has been pulling the same tricks for almost 400 years

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah... I'll stick with my AA weebshit Ys: Black Flag rushed out with a development period of 2 years.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vast
    >complete
    >live services
    only two of these things can be true at launch

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game looks like shit, guy is a fricking moron

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they become even larger gaping buttholes every time they add an A
    >the A's have been short for butthole this whole time
    I guess it does sound about right.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I guess he will resign when this shit super flops.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah from what he said we can tell the dude is a huge fricking narcissist, he will blame "the gaymers" before accepting he was wrong kek.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >will blame "the gaymers" before accepting he was wrong
        why is this so common in the industry

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Asscreed Black Flag but again
    >quadruple A
    At least they're indirectly admitting it was their last good AC

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the game ubisoft got forced to make by the singaporean govt?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      https://pastebin.com/z5Lb8g9M

      This game is basically Ubisoft 's worst nightmare. They're contractually obligated to release it by the Singaporean government due to the enormous tax breaks they've been given, otherwise they'll get their ass sued off. There has been massive employee churn and yearly leadership change who comes in and completely resigns the game every time, so the project has had basically zero direction for eight years. At this point, Ubi will do anything to recoup their costs, including releasing a blatantly unfinished game for full price WITH GaaS and MTX

      They'd have probably cancelled eight times over now if not for that.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that I can't wait for quintuple A. And then infinity A +1.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this game came out and fell to the wayside years ago

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know something's not right when a game being complete at launch makes a headline, or is supposed to in the eyes of the suits

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game about pirates
    >not even worth pirating
    Thank you, Nolan

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you need the reddit screencap, you fricking cancerous moron? He's not even right. Halo Infinite came before this.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >quadrable A
    >looks like it could be released on the ps3/360
    >probably buggy, glitchy, and broken as much as any ubisoft release
    >quadrable
    lol

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The goys will pay for it anyways. And there will be enough of the cattle, so this price and live service shit will become the new standard.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a PS3 game
    Plays like a PS3 game
    First AAAA release

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they lose even more money by releasing it

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the AAA grading system something to do with bank credit?

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