>here is your succubus bro
>here is your succubus bro
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>here is your succubus bro
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>UMMMMMMMMM ARE YOU GONNA BUY WOW TOKENS??????
Post the full video, I want to cringe at this abomination again.
here ya go
its like reddit the game now
Why did they cancel it bros? It could have been the new Genshin.
it was cancelled?
>announced in may
>still in "pre-register" phase
wouldn't surprise me if this shit is canned
So that's where the WildStar animators went.
another blizzard's masterpiece
how can zivbucks even compete?
from the "thatoneguy" school of emoting.
i... i hate this... i hate everything about this. what the actual fuck where they thinking?
have a melon slice
I'm convinced mobile game ads are AI generated. They all have this weird barely human feeling, especially chinese ones.
There's nothing human about blizzard anymore, the art, the writing, the gaming experience. Art is dead.
The tone is just pure fun and silly over the top cartoon gaggery but man, I... I... I really fucking hate this................
Finally... I am released from thinking about warcraft ever again... Finally its over..
That was my first thought. Anyone who still has interest in nu-craft should kill them selves
I'd insert my coin into that gnome,know what I'm saying?
She looks like a bon a fide chimp, fuck's wrong with you?
I've never seen a more apt application of "how the mighty have fallen"
If Blizzard was my grandparent I would move to Canada to euthanize them
Kek, remember when they made the "month of warcraft" and announced a lot of projects coming to warcraft, so.. yeah... the only thing delivered so far was Dragonlands.
Why does she look like a chimp
I still remember Warcraft 2 very clearly, as if I played it yesterday. I can hear the tense menu music and see the cool drawings of the elven ranger and the troll axethrower.
This is, somehow, set in the very same universe as that webm. What the fuck.
>hey, our universe can be pretty grim with shit like the half-orc rapebaby assassin, the murder and orcs being bloodthristy pillagers
>lets cartoonify it a bit to get a larger audience
>hey we're making new stuff
>lets cartoonify it a bit to get a larger audience
>yo bro I just finished up the cuddly mobile game dragons, how are your faggy wheelchair dragonkin holding up?
It's a gnomish arcade cabinet in a civilian area miles and miles away from anything resembling the race wars, yes.
NOT EVEN MY FATHER DREAMT OF SUCH KINO
i unironically love this
reminds me of Dixie Kong
>is that a harmless mobile game? the west is dead!
why are incels like this?
>10 WoW Tokens have been deposited in to your account
fuck you, eat shit
OH MY OGLETHORPE
The state of blizzard hurts my soul a bit. I remember saving up my money years ago to by warcraft 1.
if anyone needs proof gaming is on its way out, here it is.
I love watching this industry die. Get fucked SJW chuds
That's a girl
I reject it.
>This gets released
>Succubi are still more covered than they should be
have a nice day Blizzard. Not that I play your games anymore, but the sentiment is there.
wouldn't that gay be called an incubus?
I'm not talking about him though.
Which doesn't make sense either, because the male equivalent of a succubus, the incubus, is not some faggy slut. It's a violent rapist demon that takes women by force. That is the mythological male equivalent of the female demon of lust, which resorts to seduction.
Wow, almost like men and women are total opposites of each other and it makes no fucking sense to pretend like they are the same.
They're huge cucks in nulore and exist as slaves.
It is. They added an option for your sex slave to be a succubus, and incubus, or random.
would suck,no homo
They should have made the incubus look like a 13 year old boy.
They should have made the incubus look like a dog or a rich old man
priests got cool new tier set
First thing what it reminds me.
>Jack of Blades, is back
>tfw anytime a trench coat can't be worn by Death Knight
This looks like something an edgy kid would make in City of Heroes or Champions Online, not priest armor
There is a color variant with gold that looks more holy.
Isn't a priest like a holy person? This looks evil
WHITE MAN BAD
Im surprised they havent renamed the class
Pretty cool actually, shame it's in a shit game.
>What are Shadow Priests.
Problem is their artists clearly ran out of ideas for armor designs ages ago. When they took the elemental route over class iconic looks was probably the breaking point.
T1 was pretty weak, T2 looked a lot better.
fuck i hate the neuvo blizz art style for the last like 10yrs, here are 1000 fucking shaders and bloom and everything is shiny even the dirt and gear has bulky ass bubbly shit everywhere, give me flat ass classic Wow any day of the week
WORLO IS SAVED
I don't hate it but it looks like a complete different class.
just tells how disconnected entire studio is
Been thinking about the change in art style and I think I get it: It looks more like Joe Mad stuff now.
wow artists are now imitating artists who used to imitate the original wow artists
is it really that hard to make 3d chestpiece?
I've hated a lot of wows armor over the years, and it's had shitty tiers for every class since hunters got cursed with T1, but man I love stupidly edgy stuff like this.Still not going to play
>Born to wipe
>Foreced to rez
I like mask + hood aesthetically (the ever popular Judgment tier has this as well) but the rest of it is just so goofy. Tier sets stopped being particularly wowing (lol) after T13, and that's being very generous.
Genuinely how is that cloth?
Their art team finally fell with Dragonflight. The furry scaley shit looked like something out of second life and now they're just making random shit for every class. This looks like a fucking plate set and doesn't look priest like at all. Not even shadow priest. What in the fuck happened to this dogshit company where they even lost art talent? It's practically free since there's so many of them to choose from.
>even the cinematics are meh now
Now they just have to completely mess up diablo and it will officially be the company we go to for cringe.
Like EA was before.
he should be swinging pipe
That would be called an incubus retard
umm we use type 1 or type 2 bussy here chud
no we don't homo
so glad I dropped wow after wotlk
Is the game dead yet? Last I heard they lost a lot of people as sales for the DraqueenDragons expansion didn't meet expectations. Not a peep since then but I'm experiencing a lot of targeted advertising.
In what way have they fucked the plot even more so far? What's going on even?
they really need to stop using enby dragons in marketing except that leaves nothing but alexstraza’s boobs to use and she’s already plastered on everything
the game will never really 'die'. it will be a walking corpse for the next 10 years, after microsoft bought actiblizz its even more cemented the fact it wont ever die, its on life support and will be for the foreseeable future
Anon, I'm pretty sure that's what everyone means by "die". As in "it ceases to be what it was", or as great as it was. Having 500k whales after reaching the peak of 12m players or more is considered as a death to many.
It's just a matter of semantics.
it's still hilarious to me, that they thought this was going to bring in players. it's even more hilarious that they pulled the ad campaign after realizing (or, more likely, being FORCED to realize by the suits) how fucking cringey this shit is.
Like, 80% of high fantasy is a bro killing a big fucking fire breathing lizards with a sword. I don't know why they tried to be "intimidating". I wouldn't put it past a WoW character to just take it's head off before it could even go dragonform or whatever its called.
It honestly is completely bizarre.
Who made this? Who gave it the green light?
It's easy to throw around the buzzwords of diversity hires and woke cancer. But someone made this, made it with the help of others. They presented it. They got the go ahead of a team leader. It got past so many checks it shouldn't and here we are.
What kind of self absorbed thinking exists in these minds to double down so hard, to miss the mark so hard, to be so insanely arrogant than you miss just how horrible the campaign was?
How can you have so many failures on so many levels from the expansion as a whole to the small ad campaigns?
Fucking truly bizarre.
this is what happens when you let women, and retards run a company.
>women, and retards
homos have to be the most treacherous shits in existence.
much like morons, they’re pets of judeo-feminism but hate to admit it
White women hate masculine black men, because We are the only people that will call their shit out. Notice the overabundance of the non-threatening black nerd or angry black dyke.
I honestly think this is aimed at indians and other low IQ brown migrants. It's fairly similar to the ads these people produce in their own countries
that’s the mobile audience
>majority of the people playing worlo are white
>its brown people
this shit is clearly aimed at low iq mobile phone users
so why is Ganker shitting on it then? :^)
I was gonna say it reads off like an indian made it
It's aimed at europe and america markets which are the biggest ones now that china is gone
>content is lacking over the last few expansions
>JUST EXPLORE BRO
The gall of suggesting wow had anything even resembling exploration.
It did in the original version of the world map where you could carefully jump out of bounds and go funny places like that little shack north of stormwind where all new characters are instantiated before being teleported to their starting zone. You could actually see them blink in to existence and disappear whenever anyone created a new character.
It did in vanilla, did you not play back then?
Because the wonder and adventure of that massive and fascinating open world certainly inspired me and most others to truly explore back then.
I saw some weird looking island far away from the coast, did I continue doing my level appropriate quests and progressing towards the end game? Hell no, I fucking swam to the island to explore it, and probably got fucked up because it had lvl 50 elite nagas or something like that, but players definitely explored back then just for the sake of it.
Actually progressing your character was totally secondary to people.
And you found fuck-all there because there was nothing to explore.
That's how it's always been, nothing that rewards going off the beaten path and nothing that incentivised exploring.
Unless of course you were a toddler, by the sound of it. "Wow, higher level enemies? Can't wait to fight them!".
Anon, you're a poster child for immediate gratification that's ruined not only MMORPGs but also gaming as a whole. God forbid you do something unless there's a reward there waiting for you.
no fuck that, wows exploration was nothing like the exploration in classic everquest where you could find many more unique things that felt like more than bland set pieces. everything wow did in that regard was like a watered down version of what everquest used to have.
>BRO JUST CLIMB UP RANDOM "MOUNTAINS" THAT LEAD TO NOTHING EXCEPT JARRING SUDDEN TEXTURE CHANGES IN ENVIROMENT FROM SNOW TO ARID WASTELAND
NTA but I played fucking Vanilla, not classic like you underage gays did and there has never been anything to explore in WoW
At best you will find like a small reference to a TV show or some shit in an area the devs know you have to tread near for at least one quest fuck off with this delusion like you fags wandered for hours looking at repeating textures on the zone's border walls or the same Ashenvale tree copy pasted about an area lmao if you did I'm sorry you have genuine autism
Oh you have a very specific autistic definition of exploration, you need to be rewarded for it 100% of the time or else its not real exploration, got it, you're deranged.
>there is no exploration
>"AWWWHH U WANT INSTANT GRATIFICATION"
You are a retard. An honest to god retard.
I'm done with you, you room temp IQ moron.
You lost the argument, you're retarded and have no valid point
You literally begged for instant gratification or else its "not exploration" lmao
"WHERES MY REWARDS, BABY WANT REWARDS THIS ISNT REAL EXPLORATION WTF WHY DO I ONLY SOMETIMES FIND TREASURE AND NOT EVERY SINGLE TIME I PICK A PLACE TO CHECK OUT"
You killed videogames
>I REFUSE to have fun unless probably rewarded for my effort!
I cant tell if this is entitlement or just brain damage.
vanilla only felt that way because it was brand new but really you didnt have rewarding exploration until like pandaria or legion even
What is your definition of rewarding exploration? Because it sure as fuck was rewarding to me and the rest of the playerbase, that exploring led you to treasure chests with green or maybe even blue gear in them, or exploring ruins at the bottom of the sea maybe led you to find very valuable Golden Pearls, whatever
Everywhere you explored you got something out of it, unless you happened to go to a much higher level area in which case you would have to back out
UNLESS you were playing a rogue or druid, in which case you could literally explore much higher level areas stealthed and escape with really valuable loot from chests
Let alone seeing all those cool varied locations
You could even wall jump to unfinished future expansion areas like Caverns of Time and Mt Hyjal, it was fucking awesome to experience even though the areas were still empty
It was real exploration, and it was fucking awesome
Anon, its literally slapping its own ass
this little gay ain't raping any chicks, he clearly takes it up the ass himself
Dude. so masculine.
>takes women by force
Yes? It literally is
The incubus in WoW isn't masculine, its a homosexual twink that spanks its own ass
Fucking have a nice day for defending this garbage game
Where do you think you are?
Who do you think you're talking to?
Do you believe with your heart that you are effective in convincing anyone of anything?
Where do YOU think you are? Because it isn't /lgbtqp/, where you belong
This is a National Socialist videogames board
>its a homosexual twink that spanks its own ass
It's not even good twinkshit
Nobody cares. I will get my incubus slave to suck my cock and worship my balls while he plays with his nipples because my word is law and you will watch and seethe
>google search incubus
>pics are all effeminate demon twinks
Not on my google results lmao
You just basically admitted to being a fucking gay since thats the kind of results google algorithm gives you
Stop. No it isn't.
Face it anon. You're wrong.
>What is your definition of rewarding exploration?
The most interesting places to "explore" in vanilla were not even intended for players to get into, legion and pandara etc had places off the beaten path made specifically with the intent that some people would explore them. Just chill with the vanilla wank is what im saying because you basically gimp your own point with that cring3
i mean, there was that NBA thing in the states that had a huge list of who could apply and it was everyone except white males.
they said "it was a mistake". Someone "accidentally" made a huge list that was excluding one particular type of person instead of just leaving it open to everyone.
>1 cut every 3 seconds
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
>WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
Clearly this shit marketing didn't work as the game seems to be on sale every month since release and is currently having a free weekend for the couple month old expansion.
This makes 0 fucking sense considering that the zones are even smaller once you start flying around. What kind of retarded gaslighting is this?
It's your typical progressive twitter condescending "clap back" passive aggressive shit. They're too retarded to understand it exposes their weakness and doesn't defeat or even address their opponents points.
It's made by prideful lizard people
When your products days are numbered you can squeeze some last minute revenue out of radical leftwing sociopaths.
if thats the definition of 'died' then wow died a good 5 years ago
>Idk man, the expansion is lacking content
>USE YOUR IMAGINATION
Well you can wait 10,000 years more
god, this reminds me of those cringe posts on deviant art and shit, where someone roleplays as his OC
these can't be real ads
If that's what you mean by "die", then it died years ago. The servers won't shut down though and it will keep pumping out expansion packs people will shitpost about for years to come like EverQuest which is on its 30th expansion this year.
>the PC and the npcs are all in human form most of the time
what’s weird is they don’t even use the word “skin” in-game anymore due to their fellow woketard’s tantrum over the word “greenskin”
>instead of having a male or female model lets just make them all androgynous twinks with drag queen human forms.
We could have had picrel.
>we went from 2 races per expansion (BE/dreanei, worgen/goblin) to 1 race per expansion (pandas)
>then we went from male/female to just one model
i wonder what corner they cut next
Why couldn't we just get a new model to begin with, rather than just reusing female belves and male humans, and have them turn into ACTUAL dragons for combat??
Failing that: Why not just use the dragonkin race that people have wanted for years that already existed?
>Failing that: Why not just use the dragonkin race that people have wanted for years that already existed?
They wanted to get brownie points with chuds after all the bad press Blizzard had been getting. Also a lot of the Blizzard staff are chuds. The woman that made the Dracthyr had some good ideas but I'm sure her gay managers got in the way. I've seen some of her art she's got better concept art than a lot of the garbage we got in game.
>picrel Gnoll females
Instead of giving them a unique model of the females. They current model is both male and female, there is no gender dimorphism. Same thing with the Centaurs they look the same bar a shirt they give the "females" to imply they have breasts. Blizzard is just cutting corners everywhere while trying to please a minority that has never cared for their game since they mostly play FFXIV because it has nicer looking models and better customization options. Most of the people still playing this shit game are boomers, barafags and jaded house wives.
I'm glad gnoll females don't look like that but the absolute state of centaur is unforgivable, we've had female centaur models since WC3
>Why couldn't we just get a new model to begin with, rather than just reusing female belves and male humans, and have them turn into ACTUAL dragons for combat??
Yeah, their explanation makes no sense. Evoker should've been an all-race class with a customizable dragon form. The Dracthyr visage form makes no sense because it conflicts with all existing visage lore and also fails to do what a visage is supposed to - blend in. Really fucking stupid as a whole.
>Why not just use the dragonkin race that people have wanted for years that already existed?
Dracthyr are a distinct race that ties directly into the class, and I prefer that implementation than just another basic race. They still look like shit, but I like the uniqueness of the fully integrated class-race.
it's been a walking corpse since cataclysm, the fact that it's gotten so bad that even you blizzdrones are turning on it is just.. It's something else.
Every trailer for dragonflight is just people flying i dont get it
that's a shame
the only thing that could legit "kill" WoW is if they release WoW 2.0, and its pure shit from the ground up (rather than being tacked on after the homosexual infilitration of blizzard. Otherwise it'll limp along, eventually go f2p, and then have legacy servers still in 2040.
Blackrock will probably buy them out like they always do
WoW was already killed.
At this point, its "live status" is an illusion, for it is a shambling corpse, animated entirely by the hulking behemoth debt-coffers of an over-valued California tech company.
Blizzard is dead in 10 years. They've killed their fan base, killed their games, and stagnated. Zero innovation. Bought hook-like-and-sinker into stupid dumb retard tangential stuff instead of things actually conducive to a successful game company, out of hubris and over-valuation, entirely based on past glories that the past ten years alone (not to mention a further 3) have proven they simply are incapable of repeating.
By my reckoning Microsoft is out of their fucking mind buying the Blizzard part of ABK (I know they're indivisible), and they're only doing it to leverage Sony with Call of Duty, Blizzard is eventually going to be canned ASAP from that arrangement, guaranteed
unfortunately is 343 is anything to go by microsoft will just uncaringly pour infinite money into it forever
hence the name - Halo: Infinite
You missed the news man? 343 is kill. All work for halo infinite has ended. Player activity was 3k last week. All staff have been shuffled to other projects and they're cutting their losses. The experiment of Halo managed by Microsoft has officially ended and they aren't putting anymore money into it.
For me WoW died after WotlK. I don't get why some people continued to be interested. Is an old mismanaged game, I don't care about playing classic neither. It was a fun ride, but it's time finished. The best post WotlK expansion was Pandaria, they at least explored that joke race instead to invent retarded plot from scratch.
wow died for me in BC when they abandoned the original world, and took us to essentially space and sci fi shit.
Warcraft was always super high fantasy bordering sci-fi from game 1.
what's sci-fi about summoning demons and chucking spears?
>Entire setting is Lidl Warhammer
>Demon are literal interdimensional aliens like warhammer but slightly more gay
>This is impressive given Slaanesh exists
even if that were true (which is a huge fucking stretch you gay), it didn't need to beat us over the head with it
I disliked BC to at the time I was waiting for the obvious Arthas expansion because I liked The Frozen Throne. I was wrong.
>Call expansion "Dragonflight"
>All it causes is for the playerbase to be dragged away while taking flight to other games
I need more yummu demon boys in my games
>Not masculine enough for homos
>Not handsome enough for fujos
Who exactly are WoW incubi meant for?
Straight women that don't like gay sex. It's a small demographic so I'm not sure why they pander to them.
Here's a more accurate portrayal of an incubus that should have been in the game.
he must be diabetic with that much cake
He seems to be lacking something...
Leave him Nulled, makes teasing him more diabolical
Why has firebrand always had such a fat ass?
I'm gonna need a source on this one
haha look at him go!
Please tell me there is a Broly meme version of this.
actshually that's an incubus.
now if you can summon either a succubus or an incubus, who really cares? just summon whatever you want.
they wrote incubus in the game but its not an incubus in any fucking way
Incubus are masculine and rapists, not some make up wearing bottom gays like the one in WoW
>I want a bara daddy incubus not this twinky bitch
What? You fucking retard, incubus are heterosexual, they only rape women.
I said absolutely nothing about it needing to be another type of gay headcanon.
You sound like you've been raped by an incubus before.
I don't see anything about the demon stopping it from raping people, except it's currently enslaved to the warlock.
wow is a case study on why women and fags shouldnt be allowed to design characters
I wish he was in TurtleWoW.
Its not gay having sex with that right? I mean demons are genderless.
In warcraft they can be male or female. If they can reproduce naturally I don't know.
did he just do the nae nae?
why is he acting gay? incubi are supposed to rape women, not be weird gay subs?
>tfw never got mazed by any shitty MMORPG destined to one day die
you just play them until you get bored. It seems idiotic for me when I hear people complaining about a game lacking endgame when they've already gone through 100+ hours of content
That's an incubi
Incubi is plural, the singular is incubus.
Gay chud game for queers
>dance references a 20 year old movie
wowbucks... where has the time gone?
>tfw you have become Uncle Rico
He's having a breakdown because the fake warcraft demon doesn't match his fake christian demon
but it doesn't matter to him, he just wants to dole out hate and type the word gay
Of course every single one defending this design is an actual gay
Yes, you should all be rounded up and castrated, you're literally a menace to society, and I have the moral high ground for saying this, you are the fucking deviant here, shit-eater
That's an incubus idiot
Imagine still giving a single shit about retail WoW, especially giving the chud devs any money.
What actually should be happening is the private server scene should be looking to make custom servers with modern assets and stripping the retail game of any worthwhile assets and discarding the rest.
Instead the pserver scene is still stuck on Vanilla->Wrath nostalgia for the last 15 fucking years. Let go already.
Pservers keep doing vanilla because its objectively the best and only good edition of WoW, not because of any nostalgia.
No, it will never change because any later expansion is not worth playing.
That doesn't make it any less pathetic. How autistic are you that you're still paying the same game 20 years later?
Wouldn't you at least want to build on Vanilla with V+ or something? Fuck.
>That doesn't make it any less pathetic.
Nothing pathetic about it, not an argument.
>How autistic are you that you're still paying the same game 20 years later?
Because none of us played it for 20 years straight? How are you so stupid you think people do that? Its obviously the case that people play it once every 5 years or so, or in most cases, once every 10-20 years.
>Wouldn't you at least want to build on Vanilla with V+ or something?
No? Are you fucking dumb? Its already practically perfect, any changes made to vanilla always are horrible, just look at chudWoW or TurtleWoW as the trannies playing there call it. Literally turned into retail copying handholding garbage.
Yep, like I thought, completely and irreparably autistic.
>Instead the pserver scene is still stuck on Vanilla->Wrath nostalgia for the last 15 fucking years. Let go already.
That's what most people want to play and those are by far the most polished cores by a long, long shot. You want a Legion or WoD server? Fine, get a dozen developers and pay them to work full time fixing the core.
>quit when first bfa raid drops as it's hot garbage and the expansion was dogshit and I could see the writing on the wall before anyone else
>never resubbed again
>shadowlands was the first expansion I never bought
>dragonflight is the second
>log in today and see this
You can't get me back, garden gnomes.
>I could see the writing on the wall before anyone else
They did a free weekend a few months ago, I made one of those dragon things, logged off to eat and promptly forgot the game even existed. I'll probably forget again before I finish wiping my ass.
How do you get this? I logged in and didn't receive one. I wanna boost a paladin on Argent Dawn and ERP
Given its mechanically identical to a succubus, doesn't it make more descriptive sense to describe it as a "male succubus", rather than as an entirely different demon/
Yes. Succubus work through seduction. Incubus work through torture. That man is a slut.
Probably, yeah. Succubus means "one who lays beneath". It refers to their sexual position more than their gender. The role of a succubus is to accept semen which the incubus then deposits into a human woman. There's some folklore that also suggests that succubi and incubi are the same thing.
Well the summon demon spell is now referred to as 'Summon Sayaad' so you could refer to it as a male succubus if you like, it's never referred to as an incubus ingame afaik, people just called it that.
You can also just go to a trainer and have the spell locked to one or the other form, whichever you prefer, or let it be random.
Can I get the artifact skins from mage tower yet? Or they are still in limbo? I will play the game again if they return since I want to have one of the DK ones I missed.
They're more than likely never coming back. However some datamined weapons suggests they might be making some new mage tower weapons.
They transitioned succubus into into incubos?
>"WHY IS WOW DYING I DON'T UNDERSTAND"
- the devs probably
Ever time I see something where a character has to apply for some licence I get irritated and my suspension of disbelief stops.
Does it hit too close to home Nigel?
>Guy is in despair the moment he finds he committed a gay act
>5 seconds later he's tongue kissing the cute boy (that just had a mouthful of his cum) then proceed to suck on his balls
What did he mean by this? Why was he disappointed in the first place if he had literal zero hesitation to suck on his fucking balls?
Some places require you to have one.
>Street literally looks like that
Zombies are only present when Neverton win, but otherwise based.
>not renewing your dick sucking license annually
Do people really?
the british have to renew their citizenship every year?
Actually vile that they censored a ton of shit, including the succubus and now they new incubus looks like a male stripper lmfao
Like an incubus should weat a suit which is what whores like
It's still exceptionally bizarre how much mental gymnastics and cognitive dissonance needs to go into being a Blizzard slave in 2023.
If you're a right-wing chudcel, you need to contend with the fact that the game is literally helmed by Twitter lefties and they are willing to make as many gay characters in game as there are stars in the sky, but also refuse to put in heterosexual content and anything vaguely supporting of traditional Christian values. If you're a left-wing dangerhair subhuman, the game you're sinking time into is also helmed by rapists and coomers and even if there's "wins" in the sectors of whatever LGBTIQISHYGGDT masturbatory circle goes into the writing, it's still forever going to be a game where race determines faction. Even if you're free from all of this, the game still looks like dogshit, the community is literally the worst on the internet, it costs money every single month to keep playing, and the content drip feed is so slow you have no actual reason to remain subscribed for the better part of a year between patches. Why keep doing this to yourselves?
they’re worse actually, they literally just paid to deface a church for a publicity stunt, pure out of touch judaism
>they literally just paid to deface a church for a publicity stunt
What garden gnomed out """""church""""" accepted money for that?
Isn't that called an incubus?
Right so where are my female imps, Felguards, Voidwalkers?
>retail RP scene is unironically dead
>private options like epsilon are dominated by pissy chuds and gender freaks
It's a genuine shame to see something so niche yet soulful die.
RP was kill the moment ERPers stopped being publicly shamed. Once you let everybody blatantly fish for that stuff they drown out people who actually want to write.
>retail RP scene is unironically dead
No it isn't. Moon Guard's Stormwind is always packed with people.
Moon Guard's Stormwind has never been good. More importantly people jumping around in leveling gear shitposting in /say is the exact opposite of what RP used to look like.
>Moon Guard's Stormwind has never been good.
I dunno, I've found plenty of good RP there.
>More importantly people jumping around in leveling gear shitposting in /say is the exact opposite of what RP used to look like
I see this more often in Valley of Honor than I do in Stormwind.
Moon Guard's Stormwind comprises this: Loners /walking around the city with their half-assed or overbearing TRP in hopes someone will take pity on them and include them.
Lion's Rest retards that will stand in the same spot every day ALL day but yet never participate in RP.
Mage Quarter try-hards whose RP can only consist of staying inside the mage quarter and the 2 taverns there. You'll see the most trite roleplay happen here most often.
Cathedral square - A bunch of priests, paladins, and retards whose RP can only reflect a shallow puddle of the actual lore involved in their classes, so they just stick to the obvious: Light=gud
I won't even get into the numerous amounts of gays that think roleplaying as a transgender void elf/ night elf is a unique RP hook; it's not, and you're usually the most dramatic asshole of the group.
Oh, and most of the roleplayers that you see most often have jerk-alts that they log into for Goldshire.
how is it that so many people here quit WoW but still somehow knows what happened in every single expac and major content patch
Because everyone in these threads either still plays WoW but shitposts about it as a form of cope, or they did quit but keep up with all the news on it because it lives rent free in their head.
For me, it's sort of a reverse sunken cost. The more retarded the game gets, the happier I feel about having quit years ago
its like your ex-wife, you fucking hate her but you spent years together so you still stalk her a little.
well that, and seeing her filled with drugs, broken down, and ragged fills you with warmth because it means you made the right choice
... please help me stop making booty calls every 3 years, it's not worth it ever but i cant stop.
I will now summon your incubus.
give me a hunky demon with a rugged face and chest hair like this one or else
>My cock is much bigger than yours
the garden gnome must sleep well at night knowing how much he’s confused the goy cattle
Why is the model and textures so good compared to the actual player character?
You joke, but I would tongue his asshole.
He is ugly as shit
I habe no idea who this character was desinged to appeal to
he gives me gay vibes. a mix of bear with the muscles, and twink with his face. Doesnt really feel like a character that appeals to women
That is exactly what women like.
Bears are not muscular. They are fat and disgusting
Ok bro. Who is attractive in WoW then?
Based. Make him squirm in pleasure
he looks like a sexy demon man
idk what you expect an incubus to look like
im not even gay but he is objectively a sexy demon man
looks like a mirror to what the succubus is like
I want to eat his ass and watch him fuck my gf what the fuck are you going to do about it
>arguing with blizzard support since this morning on why i never got a level 60 boost
>they say that i have a level 60 character which is why i dont have access to the boost
>my highest character is level 48 now cause of the level squish
what the fuck is going on with these people why are they lying to me
Never post my wife yrel again, disgusting retail pile of shit
eat shit, i haven't played this game in years
not him but
yrel is amazing. Having some fag that is begging for a level boost post her is a disgrace
HotS Yrel is hot af, I don't really care about draenei but the way they made her legs way more digitigrade and her tail so nice and thick really activated my almonds.
I just think shes really cute. How she fights for justice and for good.
imagine trying to defend blizzard being a shitty company by not doing what they were promised
imagine wanting to play WOW in 2023
I'm just so glad to see all the patch news passing by and feeling nothing.
I'm finally free. I know I was weak for many years, but now I'm free.
didn't they slowly cover up the succubus and then introduce THAT?
I feel disgusted that I pay for classic
>be bisexual (as in aroused by pretty boys like the one in op, and can fap to imagining fucking them)
>am absolutely grossed out by them irl (met some traps at an anime cons and twinks at the gym, and even the smell and bodylanguage alone repulsed me)
Is this normal?
Ill take pic related 100 times over that stupid looking gay gay twink moron.
Yeah I bet, take it up the ass
>WoW is the manly heterosexual MMO for real men
It has a much lower representation of AGP males than FF14 does.
Not familiar with this wower word, but you should stop obsessing over FF14.
so which catgirl do you play? the rabbit catgirls, the lizard catgirls or the cat catgirls?
I'm not interested in your weird sex shit, wower
who's your favorite chud or gay couple in your game, wowcuck?
My favorite would have to be the lesbian drakonid in Waking Shore.
So anyway, about your catgirl character
>So anyway, about your catgirl character
Sorry, I don't actually play FF14.
Sorry about misleading you, enjoy your gay game!
WHEN WILL IT BE OUR TURN WRANDUIN CHADS?
>did we just do that?
>we did not just actually do that!
Is that Vanilla Wow? Nice! Just like I remember it!
that's an incubus
Warcraft was always gay
Final gayry is also gay since like 3 at the latest
you've been gay since age 3 as well
Someone please post the WoW commercials where they shit on people.
She killed millions
The game has been pozzed on a molecular level. I will NEVER come back, EVER.
>we need to make Undercity a safe space for torturers of ALL kinds
so now it's like even the old stuff has all of this gay pozz goop in it. I actively wish for WoW's death every day. I hate everyone that still plays it and wish for them to die too. It didn't deserve this.
It's like someone wearing the skin of your dead grandma and mocking you dancing around.
So its okay to rape women as long as you pozz your game?
The male version of a succubus is called an incubus.
The game needs to stop letting players make white characters. IT. IS. NOT. OK.
DESTROY MALE GAZE
ARGGGHH ME SO HUNGRY BUT IF ME PUT CANDY BAR EVERYONE WILL LAUGH BECAUSE I AM FAT
EVERYONE WILL THINK HOW HEALTHY AND NOT FAT I AM
the only thing i like about this is how angry some people get about it (like you)
otherwise i agree it's fucking terrible and modern blizzard is AIDS
>hurr durr you mad
but I'm not mad? I don't play this game and I love to mock it. You sure YOU aren't upset?
i dont get upset i just mock everyone, especially people who get riled up
im basically one step above you at all times
That's an incubus
If you believe this rat you should honestly just end yourself for the good of humanity.
Why anyone would trust Wow's biggest copium-huffing retard baffles me
>sperg so busy in the maze he ignores his mother burning to death in the next room
I totally trust this junkie
fuck this guy, he stopped having real opinions in boa
so is WoW dying or not?
think bioware circa 2014
wow is dead.
WoW has been dying since Wrath ended
>This community is turning into a bunch of deHispanicable losers
Wait, turning? It always was.
this fucking game isn't even really fun to mock because you know it's so fucking dead that maybe 1 out of 10 blizzdrones here are actually blizzdrones. The other 9 are mentally ill trolls and people who have a chip on their shoulder about FF 14 like Barry but don't even play WeWlaD.
if you want to laugh, check the forums
look at this guy, simply says "what the fuck is going on, game is dead" and look at all the zombies jump his ass
>NO YOU'RE JUST GAY
>HAVE YOU TRIED PLAYING DURING THE DAY
>YOU DIDN'T SPELL THE BOSS RIGHT
>IT'S JUST YOUR SERVER
>YOU DIDN'T MAKE A GROUP IS WHY
oh LORD I am laffin
>The game’s not dead, it’s just late.
has anyone done analysis on wowclassic population/forum activity versus retial?
iirc classic has something like several hundred thousand players, 100-500k, and retail has several million, 1-3 million
Reminder that immediately after this scene Elune takes away her powers to stop her from killing Sylvanas
WoW is just outdated as fuck and it doesn't even leverage the one strength it might have, which is a strong social scene. I haven't played an MMO since TBC but to me it seems like 14 succeeds where WoW fails because it panders to terminally online weirdos who only get their socialization online.
the problem is they decided to caster to terminally online shut-ins who think grind 23 hours a day, 7 days a week so they can roll on a slot machine for +1 ilvl
this drove away the normal social weirdos to go find other games
classic wow was grindy as fuck and the best the game ever was
WoW and Diablo are two of the main reasons why video games are so fucking shitty today- grind and other mechanics designed for "player retention."
Diablo is unironically the root of all the maladies affecting gaming these days and I'm happy more people are waking up to this fact.
It's pretty ironic when you realize WoW started declining rapidly as soon as they folded the D3 team into the WoW team
Which is even more ironic when you realize the diablo team was made up of former WoW devs.
I've never seen the appeal in that shit but I have to assume there aren't people who were born after the turn of the millennium that find it appealing either considering wow's steadily dying.
there's a big gaping hole in the market in my opinion. As soon as someone comes out with a co-op type game (with or without pvp) that is structured to play online with others but doesn't require autistic raids and scheduling shit (basically no poopsock loser shit), it will do gangbusters.
Basically if someone did something big budget like Mass Effect 3's multiplayer on a bigger scale. I think The Division 1 was getting pretty close, which is why from 1.6 onwards the game was growing and growing (until TD2 and it's autismo raids and less content than 1) killed it.
I'm not sure there's a gaping hole, because online socialization doesn't need a platform like WoW anymore.
You've got, on the one hand, a fuckload of social media, as well as discord, and on the other, you've got fortnite and co (roblox, destiny 2) that serve as kind of an MMO lite where you can hang with your friends.
I really wish that planetside 2 wasn't a piece of shit because it's basically my ideal game. I want another planetside game, please god!
>and retail has several million, 1-3 million
I don't even play retail, just what I've heard
dont use my picture ever again
I don't understand the appeal of WoW. At first I thought I understood it, I started playing around the not underwater zone release of BFA and every week from then on my character got stronger, with more haste came more damage but also a more dynamic gameplay. This continued and got added to throughout the cthulhu patch when I also got corruptions that did insane damage. The game seemed good and fun, but then the new expansion was released and initially I bought and played it, only to realize that all the items I had earned through raids and dungeons were disabled or had their stats reduced to an insane degree. What the fuck is fun about that? All the things you've worked for taken away for what, so you can do it again? And you have to pay Blizzard hundreds of dollars for this privilege?
Thats hot, tfw no sex slave himbo irl
why did inceldom start to rise in the USA the same year WoW was released?
dating apps became more and more popular. There's also a direct incel to chud pipeline, so that explains the chudification of the game as well.
>There's also a direct incel to chud pipeline
Look up the word ‘autogynæphilia’
since being a chud became fashionable. See, I was in school to be a psychiatrist. I do believe in gender dysphoria, and I do believe a small amount of the population has it.
I do not think ANY of these current crop of chuds has it. I think it's a trendy way for these MEN to live out their sexual fantasy in public, and they get off to women being their fetish. This is why they all try to act like their IDEA of women, not actually women (calling each other sister, pink everywhere, etc).
The chud is the Final Form of the incel. Can't get chicks? No GF? Why not BECOME one? It's not because you're a ugly spastic retard; it's because you just weren't your TRUE SELF yet! You can't see how attractive this ideology is to the terminally lonely and mentally ill?
im an incel and I dont want to become a chud. I want to move to a poor country and get a wife
I don't mean ALL incels become chuds. You can still be a traditional wizard.
I want someone to write a dissertation of the autistic -> incel = chud pipeline
why do incels never choose to become chads instead?
autism + coomer = chud
Wait what succubi are supposed to be women what is this