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pooping nipples
A gladiator centric economy
human male fighters
The central god in the setting is specifically a god of dwarves butts
copper age setting
Every dubs pushes in OP’s warm malleable butthole. Take it like a man, OP
hollow earth type setting
Dominant race is skibidi toilet.
elf centric
Humanity is being secretly controlled by shapeshifters who are being secretly controlled by skinwalkers who are being secretly controlled by bodysnatchers
space adventures using magic ships
Crabs
the most powerful king has autism
Based.
Autism is the "King's mind".
Excellent
unironically not bad so far
preddy gud
why are you such a gay?
Chicken is the most popular meat, and the bird comes in giant varieties
Humans are a male-only race.
Ogres are the biggest danger for overland travel
It is common practice to cannibalize the corpses of loved ones after they die.
It's german fairytale themed
everything takes place underwater
Amazon futas raid villages for men constantly. They're the orcs of this world.
Everybody goes to eternal paradise when they die, where they become entities of pure, thoughtless bliss that never ends
The PCs are historically accurate alchemists trying to reach enlightenment and create the philosophers stone
Humans are an endangered species everyone loves.
The era this takes place in is slavic late medieval period.
Spanish is the lingua franca.
instead of throwing dice players pull random tarot cards
The peasants are worshipping dark gods in cults
Humans only live in Africa, Asia, Oceania, and American analogs.
There are no non human races.
Only some weird beings from folklore and myth.
They are quite rare though.
The empress is actually a demon.
This world has never seen a Shakespeare or Dante but the height of literature are the plays written by Adam Sandler
Orcs, elves, dwarves, ogres, etc are the main races, humans are a minor player and low in number.
There's no magic in this setting. Only alchemy. Pic related depicts how it works on a basic level.
The autistic King is actually really good at being the king, he treats ruling his kingdom as his weird autistic micro interest, political stability, economic balance, Etc are his Passions.
Ancient robots from space can be found in remote regions and are not considered frightening or unusual. They are generally passive and perceive organic life as a mere curiosity.
It's a low fantasy world.
Not only the king is autistic. Everyone is.
Elves are eternally thirsty for human men.
All elves, not just the women.
Players spent most of their time experimenting in their laboratories, practicing metallurgy, collecting herbs and other ingredients and so on.
The staple food is maize.
So far we have autist king, Spanish and alchemists.
I'd add Alchemy can be performed only during daylight.
Alchemy is a relatively common skill with most people knowing how to use a small amount of it that is required for their particular line of work, such as farmers who can use alchemy to make crops grow faster or blacksmiths who can use alchemy to create stronger metals.
Dogs are sacred animals in the setting
The setting is analogous to east Asia.
Alchemy is esoteric knowledge only practised by a select few. Most alchemist are extremely arrogant dicks about it.
Blue hats.
Misanthropy replaces charisma as a stat
20 women reproduce for every 1 man.
The canonical way to create a homunculus:
https://www.ancient-origins.net/history/alchemical-recipe-homunculus-sperm-rotting-meat-mini-artificial-human-009836
Having a sickly appearence is seen as a noble trait
its impossible to perform alchemy if you believe in a higher power.
Gods aren't real, people go to their own personal succubus after death.
Everybody is black.
the gods are active in the world and often take form or possess champions
All women are big titty goths who walk around shirtless because it's part of thr local culture.
Women vastly outnumber men and are the fighting gender.
this is because women cannot perform alchemy and are thus seen as the more expendable gender.
blood is the key ingredient in most alchemical formulas, this is secret knowledge that is kept hidden from the common man.
All women are elves.
everyone is a troony midget
All elves are traps and shemales.
humans are an extinct race, the dominate race is elves
Elves are cannibals.
Dwarves have control of human alchemy by producing high quality alchemical bases.
Orcs are a type of human who meddled in alchemy too deep and for too long.
Players roll a d20 to decide their familiar
1) Rat
2) Newt
3) Toad
4) Salamander
5) Rooster
6) Ferret
7) Cat
8) Snake
9) Crow
10) Raven
11) Owl
12) Homunculus
13) Wolf
14) Melusine in a jar
15) Fairy
16) Imp
17) Ouroboros Pseudodragon
18) Phoenix
19) wieneratrice
20) Golem
A significant portion of babies are made via alchemy
PC's are only allowed to play as old fricks.
All the males are human. The women are fantasy races.
There is one human who lost an arm a leg and his brother to an alchemical incident. Now he's replaced them with clockwork facsimiles.
You can choose your religion from the following options:
>Christian
>israeli
>Gnostic
>Satanist
There are only goddesses and demoness.
there are no fantasy races
Players must adhere to celibacy or lose all of their abilities
The driving goal of alchemy is to fix the gender imbalance.
The main part of the game consists of setting up your laboratory
The dark lady and her orcs are a constant threat.
All alchemists are swole because of lifting 40 pound crates of ingredients every day.
woman can't into alchemy
Elves are an evil race under the service of the dark lady.
The court piss wizard supplies the necessary urea for historically accurate alchemy
instead of fighting we have philosophical discourse
Men are so valuable they're the basis of monetary value.
Gold has no value and it commonly used by serfs to plow fields
Orcs are short, womanlets that don't even reach five feet in height.
It all ties together with the alchemy theme. Nice.
orcs are brewed in a black cauldron from lesser men
everything is a huge dick measuring contest about who has the rarest and weirdest looking alchemical instruments
Women are usually naked or scantily clothed, men are swaddled in cloth and not allowed outside of the home without escort.
Alchemy is treated as the height of culture, so everyone knows a little bit of it even the commoners.
Like the modern day equivalent of technology.
Kind of except we don't think of tech as high culture. We should considering our lives revovle around it.
Men aren't allowed to work except as alchemists.
Women of every race look like anime waifus, the men look like normal men.
Jesus died for our sins
humans only sorry chuds
Dwarfs are the only race where women are the leaders instead of simping for their few men.
potion brewing is only a minor aspect of alchemy
all men are old and autistic
Women vastly outnumber the men because it's the fetish of every goddess and demoness in the setting.
It's the Arcanum period
Women vastly outnumber men for no reason, it just is what it is.
No one is trying to "fix" this because it's just normal and how the world works.
So far this seems like an alchemically-heavy setting, but it's neat.
There is a massive inland sea, but the water is actually a giant organism whose innards are harvested for rare alchemical materials. Nobody knows exactly what the being is or why it's there, but there are many old religions about it that offer up fanciful explanations.
NotEurope is Mordor.
every adult male has a long beard
It's a classical period aesthetic, think of the Roman Republic before the second Punic war.
noice digits
Demons rise from the ground every night to attack human settlements.
Succubi prowl the night.
The women of any race are at least 6 feet tall.
Giant horrific rat men have overtaken the capitol city a decade ago
Alchemy keeps women youthful and in good health all their lives regardless of how little care they take for themselves.
Everyone has agoraphobia
Beastwomen hunger for human dick. Violence is a constant aspect of life as a result.
the closer you get to enlightenment the more they try to stop you
The domestic and work animal equivalents are all giant insects
women are completely ordinary humans besides the fighting thing
Pegging is a favorite pasttime.
Women are taller and stronger because Alchemy only affects them, men are immune for some reason.
An infertility disease ravaged the nation decades ago and now all babies are grown in tilled fields using special alchemical seeds.
players never leave their labs and communicate by sending letters to each other
Stacy always win, the black pill is alive and well.
all females died because they killed each other
Traps and shemales are incredibly common.
fetish content will be ignored
Fetish content will be enforced.
Green Acres is the place to be.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.
...The chores.
...The stores.
...Fresh air.
...Times Square
You are my wife.
Good bye, city life.
Green Acres we are there.
Alchemy is studied and improved like a science, but at the same time seems to be constantly changing. Formulas change over centuries, random unrepeatable and unexplainable things will happen for awhile, but cant be reproduced later. Something like the 3 body problem series where the trisolarans are changing physics on earth to prevent humanity advancing in science. The population thinks this is just the way it works, but it bothers the autistic king, who enlists help in finding out why alchemy seems to keep contradicting logic and the scientific method.
Man x trap marriage is the norm.
everyone who has unclean thoughts gets struck by lightning and dies on the spot
Women dress conservatively because flaunting your assets (including a strong sword arm) is seen is crass. Also,
The world went through several epochs:
>The Stone Age
>The Bronze Age
>The Age of Heroes
>The Age of Blood
>The Imperial Age
>The Space Age
Polygyny is the norm.
nobody has sex
What we see as deciancy and impurity these people see as pure and good.
What we see as prude and frigid these people see as pure and good
Femcels are a constant danger.
everyone is a sexless autistic virgin
Condoms haven't been invented yet and the concept of birth control is seen as a joke. You want to have children so alchemy is used to increase fertility.
Hell is real and people know it.
They act accordingly and would never do kinky shit.
Sex is so common and everyone dresses like a bawd so chasteness is the hot kinky thing.
Dwarves are bug men
Homunculi are fairly common, most are simple Beast of Burden but occasionally one might run into one with human level intelligence such creatures are often the result of a great deal of both intellectual and monetary investment, most of the world's best gladiators, assassins and book keepers are homunculi.
Homunculi are unable to use alchemy for some reason.
Elves live in their own island nation where they raid the other races.
They ride dinosaurs.
The naming convention of the cities and regions is that they are all David Bowie themed
Everyone has at least two last names and a nickname.
Elves are horrifying fungus people
The only races are humans, homunculi and the long extinct race that taught Humanity how to do alchemy
Nahuales are real.
checked
Such a waste. Also this if I gets em
It just means there's alchemists using alchemy to shapeshift.
STOP IT
Alchemists turning into Nahuals to steal each others gets is a serious problem
The big bad of the setting is a setting appropriate alchemist version of Herbert West
The main deity of the setting is the benevolent and powerful sun god Kal El
people rarely leave the safety of their comfy homes
everyone has a garden
The most common curse, regardless of nation, is
>ketsu wo taberu
The original meaning is long lost, but most use it in the same way we would use damn it all.
The death god of the setting is a cute little gnome and Gnomes are greatly feared
Collecting herbs is a major part of the average session
Orc women have no tusks, but have long ears that make elven women seethe.
Before the session begins you have to choose between tower laboratory or cellar laboratory
Toy soldiers are a beloved cultural heritage.
the common term for them is miniature tin golem
People use minor alchemy to animate toy soldiers and command elaborate and entertaining war scenarios with them
there are no orc women and the orcs look like realistic versions of the goons from sleeping beauty
Orcs are a female-only race.
Homunculi are extremely common they often serve as household security, simple maids and butlers or manual labor. Most lack the intelligence to do anything more than extremely basic tasks.
highly skilled Alchemists are capable of creating homunculi with human level intelligence though it's a labor that often takes many years.
Homunculi are extremely rare. Only exceptionally skilled alchemists can make one.
Accomplished alchemists sometimes enter a trance-like state and venture to the nearest ocean to disappear into the water.
Alchemists don't frick other alchemists.
Nobody fricks anyone
Elves rim humans for fun.
Alchemists reproduce via spiritual mitosis.
elves don't exist
Dwarves are a female-only race.
neither dwarves nor elves exist
Ogres are a female-only race.
besides orcs there are no nonhuman races
Elves and dwarves are human variants caused by alchemy, sexual alchemy!
Dwarves are a partial hivemind connected by one of three majorly powerful alchemical beings which sleep in massive lead eggs under mountains and cultivate spiritual mana.
Elves are stand-ins for israelites
A Homunculus made using your own blood will recognize you as its father and always be loyal to you, as such many powerful Alchemists set themselves up as kings of tiny kingdoms with loyal homunculi armies.
Orcs are nocturnal.
There is an alchemist's guild, but they spend all day b***hing
>old formula bad new formula good
>new formula bad old formula good
And calling each other a pharmacist
Glassblowing is a widely respected profession
Just like metallurgy and herbalism
Arthur Greenberg's "From Alchemy to Chemistry" is the rulebook of this setting
The sun revolves around the earth
Orcs are a futanari-only race.
kick-boxing is an extremely important cultural element of orc society
Alchemists employ scantily clad women, orc and human, to collect necessary herbs from their vast alchemical ingredient gardens.
orcs are all male and made from human men corrupted by forbidden alchemy
There is a race of silly rat people who work as assistants to all humans.
Witches always stand between birch trees.
Orcs are made of metal and apply metallurgical principles to their breeding to create superior warriors and alchemists
blatant fetish posts are ignored in the setting.
Orcs are a trap-only race with fertile bussies that need human seed.
No.
Seethe.
Cope.
Dilate.
Obsessed with trannies.
The sun is hollow
Royalty use alchemy to stay young and strong, but they need progressively more youth serum the older they get until they have dozens of alchemists dedicated only to making serums to keep a 500 year old king alive.
The autistic king doesn't need any youth serum and none of the other major powers know why
Game nights revolve around elaborate philosophical discussions about the nature of the world
Instead of Europe, the main continent is basically Australia.
Alchemists know how to distill lysergic acid diethylamide from ergot.
The monarchs of smaller nations are mad at the autistic king because he ignores the advances of the hot princess daughters they keep sending over
1/10000 people can fly if they focus really hard on it
There is a sub faction of alchemists who are in love with any explosive compounds. They wear white and red striped robes with blue cloaks that have white stars on them. They are the intellectual descendants of Merrikan The Free, the inventor of gunpowder and canons.
The autistic king looks like this.
He's the only one allowed to wear a pointy hat.
Despite the classical period the architecture looks like a medieval dark fantasy prague
Battles with orcs are constant. All villages need a wall and a guard.
A real obnoxious immortal named Giggleguy roams the land. He knows many secrets but can only laugh at their absurdity
higher alchemists are extremely elitist gatekeepers
Humans wear no pants.
Orcs wear no shirts.
All humans wear boxer briefs.
The Philosopher's Stone has been found long ago, but it was shattered during the Crimson War.
The pieces are the size of ants, but can still be powerful if brought together.
The orcs practice a unique blood alchemy fueled by cannibalism
Alchemist robes and hats are mandatory for alchemists. Throwing potions is strictly forbidden
No one wears pants.
Orcs can't into alchemy
alchemy is inherently autistic
The sun orbits very close to the earth
The world is covered by jungle.
A major part of the game is developing and improving cryptographic encryption methods to better protect your secrets from other players
The world is covered by archaic european forests
The world is Mexico.
90% of the world is an ocean called Gargantua. It holds many dark secrets.
There are physically really big poles at the north and south pole
stargazing is a favorite pastime
Women can't perform alchemy unless they've been chosen by the gods.
There is a giant Ouroborus snake that slithers across the equator
Transmutation works in mysterious ways
Claiming to know the mechanism by which it operates is a crime.
Red pandas are a common and beloved creature in human territory
the part of the world that isn't ocean is alpine mountains
he flow of time itself is convoluted
everyone looks suspiciously eastern european
>No tovarisch, my name is not Ivan Ivanovich, is actually John Johnson.
>come let us brew new 60% proof vod-I mean whiskey
Massive sea serpents are found in the ocean sometimes. But not enough to fully stop oceanic travel, just make it more dangerous than it usually is.
alchemists fear the water
as a result they don't smell very good
The only mythical beings that exist in this setting are the ones from irl alchemy
the world is extremely sparsely populated
basically everyone is a hermit
Vegetable lambs are a regional delicacy
Isolation is one of the keys to reach enlightenment
The most powerful alchemists turn their own blood to quicksilver.
Humans are the de facto elves thanks to their scientific advancement
Every people/ cultural bloc in the setting has their own alchemy, which the jealously guard. If you really wanted to unlock the power of alchemy you would need to travel to and learn from dozens of masters who all hate you and combine their learning into one alchemy to craft the one piece. In thousands of years no one has been able to do it though several legendary figures have come very close, producing something called True Alchemy which produces miraculous impossible effects.
What's going to happen when this thread reaches bump limit?
Do a full write up/ recap and make a sequel thread where we keep going.
New thread with a summary of everything determined by this thread so far in the OP.
The dubs thing should only apply in this thread.
The next thread should build on this seriously.
Ships haven't been invented yet.
Schizophrenia is quite common round these parts
OP is a homosexual
The autistic king has an opium addiction.
Snakeoil salesmen are a common sight.
Real snake oil is a valued alchemical reagent.
Most salesmen are frauds hawking mineral water, however.
There's also the ones selling regular snake oil as basilisk oil
Monotheism rules. All hail the Metatron!
Beware of the Demiurg!
Chad still gets all the girls, try again losers.
There are no chads in this setting.
Everyone is a rapist
Only women ar rapists.
Orcs are actually an alchemical experiment to make self-replicating war golems gone wrong
The world is divided into two massive landmasses. The northern landmass is known as the Civilized Continent and is the home of alchemy. It contains 3 or more individual nations and cultures. There is much stability near the capitals of each nation but the borders are in constant flux due to expansionist war.
The southern mass is known as the Unexplored Continent and contains dangerous beasts, uncontacted tribes, and resources of every kind to extract. A certain alchemical ingredient is exclusive to the Unexplored Continent, and it is used primarily to distinguish the political elite from commoners by creating a permanent blue streak on the left hand, which causes the skin to become translucent like glass.
Orcs are sexy.
Golems are even harder to make than homunculi and exceptionally rare
In the ancient realm of TOOBEEDETERMINDUS , where the celestial dance is choreographed by the sun's circumambulation of a verdant Earth, a tapestry of alchemical wonders unfolds. The hallowed halls of power are graced by a sovereign unlike any in lore—a monarch whose keen mind and strange mannerisms guide the kingdom with a wisdom that transcends the bounds of tradition. The clangor of alchemical workshops reverberates through the cobblestone streets, where artisans and serfs alike cultivate the earth with pure gold, rendered valueless by the transformative touch of alchemy. In TOOBEEDETERMINDUS , the lingua franca is Spanish, whispered through labyrinthine corridors and sung in the halls of scholarly discourse, threading together the diverse denizens of this classical oasis.
Beneath the ethereal glow of the moon, orcish hordes led by the dark lady encroach upon the fringes of TOOBEEDETERMINDUS , a perpetual shadow that dances with the ebb and flow of the lunar tide. Yet, amidst this celestial struggle, the world is graced with alchemical marvels that defy reason. Shapeshifting alchemists roam the lands, blending seamlessly with the tapestry of existence, while a sect enamored with the explosive alchemical arts bears witness to the echoes of Merrikan The Free. Toy soldiers, imbued with the cultural legacy of warrior women who make up the many nations armies, warm the hearts of children everywhere, a testament to the cherished heritage that binds the realm together. In the twilight of TOOBEEDETERMINDUS existence, higher alchemists guard the gates of knowledge with an elitism that weaves a complex tapestry of intellectual pursuits, forging a saga that echoes through the halls of time.
about half of the alchemists are batshit insane
you dont even need to say this, thats just an assumption.
UH, lead is the most common and most useful material for practicing alchemy. Exposing yourself to lead dust frequently makes many alchemists sickly or mentally unstable.
There are other reagents more and less dangerous but lead is the most common.
Monster vore is the #1 cause of death for women.
Nice try but
Checks out
So basically just getting eaten by monsters?
Well despite being an obvious fetish post that's not too farfetched I'd say
this one is inadmissible because it directly contradicts the humans orcs are the only fantasy races.
>dinosaurs and big animals
>fantasy races
Even if it's still a fetish post. Should have read the gets.
A get overturns a get.
dubs of truth, monster vore is now in the setting.
congratulations, the setting is now 100% the anime claymore
No it's not lol.
There's literally a coomer worldbuilding project going on right now. Frick off to your containment threads already
No it doesn't newbie
true that
The #1 cause of death for men is health problems from obesity
Fly agaric and mandrakes are important trade goods
Alchemists reach Methuselahn age
men have fat round asses, are short and have cute features
women are 6 foot on average and ripped.
men are the only ones considered pure enough to practice alchemy. women who practice alchemy are breaking a huge gender taboo and hated like gays in the 1800s (hunted down and hanged). women's alchemy clubs go under ground.
anon, stop being horny even if you have good taste
Alchemists have comfy homes over / under their picturesque laboratories
Wars have been fought over guitar playing styles.
Prudes get the rope.
Cry harder.
Orcs use a mix of linothorax and maille, humans tend to use just linothorax and pectoral plates(boob plate since they're women warriors).
Lmao.
Orcs sound like the ones in lotr.
and that's a good thing
Everyone applauds when orcs do evil, even their victims.
Alchemical rituals take time and preparation
alchemy is an old man's game
Bards are emissaries as not even brigands dare to strike those whom can make a tasty riff.
alchemy rules supreme
Violent wars have been waged over what variation of Spanish people speak.
It's still undecided.
Vore monsters are just normal animals warped by alchemy.
It's possible to cure them and return them to normal.
The potion doesn't affect humans or orcs outside of causing food poisoning.
People use drawings of monkeys as currency.
The orcs use drawings of lions.
They all look like absolute dogshit.
There is an alchemical process for that turns fruit into gigafruit. Consuming a gigafruit causes the subject to grow their dimensions by 10x. The process for creating gigafruit is forbidden and highly secretive. A rogue madman alchemist runs a secret grove dedicated to growing gigafruit and is responsible for creating megafauna versions of almost every creature that exists. It is widely speculated that the madman is working in tandem with one nation, and the same nation contains the suspected location of the hidden grove.
The king ordered all soldiers wear red tunics. This is very strictly enforced.
The King's name?
Felipe "Gregozs" Mataorcos Sanduval de la Santa XXIX.
We're way past bump limit
The recap thread actually tying all the stupid together is going to be interesting.
It's surprisingly consistent for these kinds of threads tbh
Odd numbered gets pertain to the old country
Even numbered gets pertain to the new world
Alchemy is complicated. It takes decades to learn and centuries to master
The dark lady is immortal, she remembers every other kalpa, so many eons gone by.
She cries in her sleep as memories of better days flood her mind.
there are no spells whatsoever
Some dinosaurs are used as cattle.
Hadrosaur meat is delicious.
That was already a get.
>That was already a get.
oh my bad
The life expectancy for women is 20.
For men it's 50.
feels a little arbitrary
Orcs ride horses. Humans have no cavalry.
Well yes, that's the point.
I'll show you arbitrary. Digits and any post that specifies "setting" applies to both the new world and the old country, and any post that doesn't specify "setting" is a widely held belief in that part of the world, not a concrete fact.
In this setting Ch... Oh wait there's no Chad. Frick.
Tyrone always wins!
Absolute madlad went and cured the king's autism
Didn't say cured, it is just widely believed the king has autism. Him being autistic is the most likely explanation.
orcs are cowardly and sneaky
Orcs are cute.
Goblin is just another name for orc.
>vore monsters didn't make the cut
Depression plagues men in this setting.
lol and rerolling both of these
The gods turned the moon rectangular as a divine joke
So not a concrete fact, but still possible, likely even
Orcs like to sing Acapella.
In the setting, orcs have an affinity with llamas and alpacas.
metal armor is mostly worn for form rather than function
Alchemy is very easy to make happen and can be done by anyone, but it takes careful practice and high quality materials to keep it from going out of control
>you seem to have mistyped the captcha
>still posts
Anyone can do alchemy, but if you're not careful and use high grade materials it can backfire in dangerous ways
All of this is made up, the setting is a normal DnD setting
All wizards are reincarnated gods removed from heaven for being insufferable/insane/etc