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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks cool, your point?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    alan gayke 2

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pirated + modded day 1

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alan Wake
    >Gets Woke
    I don't get, what are you gays mad about this time?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is a woman in the game that is also happens to be black, it's enough for chuds to seethe and claim the game 'woke'

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that woman was previously depicted as an ethnic white person, but I guess the Blackrock boogeyman conspiracy theory told them to frick off unless they added a black person as one of the main characters

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks sick I should play the other ones

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does it comes out on steam?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 or 12 months after it launches on EGS

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's being published by Epic, though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick, I didn't realize it was an EGS exclusive.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like ESG exclusive.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought you can play as Sam Lake. What happened to that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you play him half the game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can. It has three playable characters (The glowie woman, Alex Casey (Sam Lake) and Alan/Mr Scratch), but don't tell Ganker that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce on Alex Casey being playable? I'm pretty sure its just black cop and some Alan

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought you can play as Sam Lake. What happened to that?

      There are 2 storylines, 1 starring Alan Wake, the other black woman and Alan Lake. You can switch between storylines at the end of a chapter or finish 1 line entirely.

      It seems extremely likely A Wake is writing the story of A Lake, possibly Lake will be endowed with the powers of Max Payne.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they sat down and thought "Yeah, people want to play as a black woman".

    OOF

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A. Wake
    Holy shit

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this the thread where Ganker collectively tries to gather their pattern recognition skill to make a stupid meme

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black women are way nobler than any of you stupid evil racists here believe. They have great wisdom and understanding. Many things in our world would instantly get better with black women at the helm.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is funny because it's stating the exact opposite of what's true.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No more black women please.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like they're intentionally shoving the absolute worst, most disliked type of person on the planet into everything. I worked as a delivery driver for a few years, and I don't care how "progressive" someone was going into that job, they all came out the other end at least a little bit racist.

      One of the GMs I worked for was a Pakistani kid who wouldn't even look at applications with black names, because he knew what a pain in the ass they were.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even when they’re white washed they tend to be super entitled and lazy as frick, that or they need tons of recognition for how hard they work. There’s just this annoying pompousness to them. Their culture suffers so badly from main character syndrome it’s insane, I don’t know why they’re all like that, but social media has caused it to bleed into everyone now.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're gonna as Alan for like 25% of the game at most and I bet his levels are procedurally generated trash

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alan wake was always woke, it's in the name

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically should play great, thanks OP

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really glad that I don't actually like videogames.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks good what you thought people would be upset theres a black chick MC

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey you know Alan Wake?
    >yeah we’re making another one!
    >this one stars Aniqueesha Wake tho!
    Why even bother, not getting it lmao

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah, lets subverse expectations in a time were others are being succesful while delivering what people want
    Nice one Remedy.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Runs like dogshit, low FPS, probably running on the best graphics card and system money can buy
    >character animations hard tied to 60fps, making the world look smooth but the animations look choppy

    Wew.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Alan Wake. Exactly like it was 10 years ago.
    Glad Sami Lahti is still getting work. Hope they don't just kill his character off for "horror lulz".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hope they don't just kill his character off for "horror lulz".
      Alex Casey dies in the last book in the series, that Alan finished in the first game.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re keeping the Alan sections as under wraps as possible because that’s where the most important bits happen. How does no one else see that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like they’re subverting your expectations like clever western writers and 90% of the game is you not playing as Alan.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they've already stated the game is divided into 2 equal parts

        >I thought you can play as Sam Lake. What happened to that?

        There are 2 storylines, 1 starring Alan Wake, the other black woman and Alan Lake. You can switch between storylines at the end of a chapter or finish 1 line entirely.

        It seems extremely likely A Wake is writing the story of A Lake, possibly Lake will be endowed with the powers of Max Payne.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you play as a literal glowie? That's too on the nose for me.

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