Here's your Atomic Heart DLC bro.
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Here's your Atomic Heart DLC bro.
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Looks fricking ridiculous. I like.
>Ganker outs themselves as toddler brained zoomers
this shit looks fricking obnoxious
>noooo don't have an opinion opposite to mine
That's zoomer mentality.
for me it's
Such a departure of the original game's style.
But I can't say I dislike it.
Looks cool as frick.
Incredible music. Mick Gordon is a god.
Reminds me a bit of Fort Frolic, in a good way
>YEHNK NNMOO PENNEHBN TPENNEP
Is this some kind of cryptic ingame language?
>it's me your wife
>I'm your wife btw
>hey it's me
>wow you're so pretty
God i fricking hate women
Worth picking this game up rn? Its in sale, and I love the art style.
Sure, it's a pretty good game. Good visuals, good combat but garbage dialogue (or it didn't translate well from russian). Just don't bother with looting everything on your first play-through or you'll get bored quickly since there is so much of it.
>or it didn't translate well from russian
There are many things that can't be properly translated (especially in the second DLC), but I personally found the English voiceover less abrasive to listen to.
The PC saying "frick" twice in every sentence for the entire game is irritating to me. The devs substituted an actual personality in exchange for that.
I think it was called Counter Strike: Extreme Gore Edition or something like that.
>The PC saying "frick" twice in every sentence for the entire game is irritating to me
That is very accurate to how Russians speak. I say this as a Russian myself.
>The devs substituted an actual personality in exchange for that.
There is no substitution. If you watch one of the earliest gameplay trailers available, you'll see that nothing has really changed.
Just play in Russian. The game was written in Russian, and intended to be voiced in Russian.
Elder God way is playing in Japanese. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHZYGiJnP0Y
Play in Russian. The English dub makes P-3 sound like an edgy c**t instead of a brain damaged schizo he's supposed to be.
>pros
>great aesthetics
>unique setting
>ballerinas are hot
>cons
>gunplay is underwhelming at best
>dialogue is fricking awful
>buggy, I clipped into objects and got stuck and had to reload saves multiple times
>gameplay is extremely repetitive, go find 3 keys to get into the next part of a bunker/science facility, then find 3 more keys to get to the next area
>pacing is bad, long stretches of the game where the plot doesn't move at all
>some enemies are massive damage sponges
I had a lot of hype for the game but it was my biggest disappointment of last year.
pyrovision game now what the frick
They took the absolute worst part of the game (jump and collect the apples in wonderland) and made it the entire premise of their DLC?
Dear Anonymous,
I could not have said it better myself, the single worst part of the whole journey turned into an entire DLC? Ridiculous.
Sincerely
Anonymous
>Game's entire popularity and attention was because of two sexy robots moving like ballerinas.
>Now this.
Looks awful, looks nothing like the main game. It will fail miserably. They will most likely close doors.
Screen cap this.
Looks pretty good honestly, but it's such a departure from the main game that it feels like it could have either been standalone or a spinoff game?
You could be interested in this, but not interested in the base game at all.
Music was really well done, also kinda laughed at the fact they finally found a way to incorporate that weird fuzzy guy from that one trailer that ended up not being anything from the actual game and caused them that controversy for a while.
This is just a larger version of a level that's already in the game.
Already beat it, pretty good DLC.
Surfing is fun, they made platforming and climbing animations much faster in the DLC as well.
Katya a cute, I like her voice acting in the Russian dub at least, the English dubbing is fricking trash.
Soundtrack is fricking fantastic as usual.
The bobblehead motherfrickers are way too tanky on the highest difficulty.
>ended up not being anything from the actual game
That's P-3 in Limbo even in the base game.
Could give a shit, the main game was enough of a letdown already
I remember seeing gameplay like this in some version of Counter Strike many years ago. What is this called?
Surf maps are present in basically every Source game ever
It gave me the same vibe as the first Atomic Heart review trailer.
I commend them for the balls to make an expansion that goes in a complete new direction from the main game.
Like if Nintendo released Mario with guns.
Please be good, this industry needs this out of the box games.
>Please be good
The DLC is already out.
putin won
Maybe he did, but his country certainly didn't.
>fallguys+fortnite+gta 5+counter strike surf+sexual innuendos+troony colors
the perfect zoomer slop
gigachad is zoomer slop
literally this and I look like that while I le say that.
Does it run on Steam Deck?
>made an entire DLC about the Vending Machine that rapes you
Based.
Russian kids have been training in CSS surf maps for this very moment
Looks interesting. Is the base game good?
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Arrgghhhh CRISPY CRITTERS WHY DID THEY DO THIIIIISSSS
Fatter W than the Putin interview