>Here's your canon Baldur's Gate protagonist, bro

>Here's your canon Baldur's Gate protagonist, bro

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    canon to what?

    The tabletop game where players aleady pick and choose official content by design?
    The video game series that obviously isn't going to acknowledge an official hero character by design?
    Or the card game which isn't even a dungeons and dragons product and has no story?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To the shitty non-canon books actually. Shit posters like to pretend they're canon to everything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To the future of the franchise

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you are making stuff up you want to happen anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The video game series that obviously isn't going to acknowledge an official hero character by design?
      Larian obviously will. The novel is just as poorly written and their own stuff, so it fits right in.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Canon to the IP holder that owns the game and lore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Canon to the IP holder
      Meaningless

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a fricking White male
    really disappointed in WOTC I thought they were woke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's from the godawful novel which weren't that woke

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3rd edition """D&D""" books written by that hack Salvatore are not canon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But he is the foremost author of D&D literature.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a mass shooting at WotC. Horrible to think about, absolutely horrible.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit. He's gay and he has black hair and green eyes because he's the son of the super duper evil Bhaal.

    He's not a blondie and most importantly he's not biscum because biscum are not even a real sexuality so the homophobic creators of that shitty card should kill themselves.

    And stop making Baldur's Gate threads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bg3 not for you 🙂

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    didn't larian say they weren't going to use this shit lore?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good to me tbqh

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Canon is probably the lamest thing subservient nerd consumers care about, and that's saying something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, I need to know which of my arbitrary decisions in the RPG that didn't matter in the first place extra don't matter.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YAY!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, I had Cernd beat this b***h to death with his stick

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Human Male Fighter

    Fighterchads...I kneel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's a real swordfighter, if you know what i mean

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Intellectual Property
    >Franchise
    >Canon
    >Lore
    homosexualry for empty people. The fact that this is a CCG makes it even sadder. Let this shit go, it really means nothing to you, you just want to pretend it does.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >W
    I realize Colours are not supposed to be 1to1 morality measures but I fail to comprehend why he isn’t at least multicolored into red or black.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      White is right.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Colour of chivalry, fanaticism and devotion? Of knights, priests or angels?
        I’d sooner see him as aligned with Colour decay, corruption and vice.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    House Rules beat all. Use that fricking card as a coaster and the book as toilet paper.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his sword so small

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He does not need to overcompensate anything, you know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is a short sword.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Canonically Abdel Adrian
      -Was a fighter
      -Used a shortsword
      -Banged Bodhi
      -Was eventually killed by Viekaang
      -Imoen tripped and broke her neck or something idk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >-Was eventually killed by Viekaang
        Rather than killed, I thought they kinda exploded as the last two bhaalspawn when they got close to each other and bhaal was back,s so the whole struggle was futile anyway?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >so the whole struggle was futile anyway?
          Well yes but actually no.
          There is a difference between dying horribly at age of ~20 and going out in blaze of glory after living long fruitful life as respected member of community. Everybody dies at some point.
          However it is gay and bluepilled canon, cause CHARNAME waging eternal crusade against Lolth to get his waifu back would make a better story. Also mage class best class, martial seethe and dilate.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based because I played as a paladin with this portrait so he kinda looks like him

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