>hey I fired my safety guy after he said it was unsafe >just ignore this safety certificate saying it's not fit to go anywhere near as deep as we're going >yes we're bolting the door closed from the outside so there's literally no way out until we're back on the surface with people to help us
But good news, they heard them banging just recently so they're getting the full experience of waiting for their inevitable, self inflicted deaths
Going to be honest with you, if you're the family of these people you should be praying they just got pancaked due to pressure. They were never making this rescue in time and the alternative (sitting in a literal trashcan at the bottom of the ocean, in pitch darkness, as your oxygen runs out as you die in piss and filth) would probably mindbreak anyone that survives it.
I'm glad I have my cuppa and underfloor heating going right now 🙂
It was most likely the window (that wasn't rated for the depth they were planning on descending to) that killed them.
The controller thing is just a funny thing to point out. Military tech makes pretty frequent use of 360 controllers. Wired of course, not bluetooth.
If the window let in even a little water it would've near instantly killed them and since they've supposedly heard banging twice, hours apart, it couldn't have been that
Even if the banging is actually them, there's very little chance they'll both find them and complete the process of pulling them back up before their oxygen runs out.
It had a window at the back of the sub apparantly, next to the shitter for some moronic reason. So you could look at some fishes while dropping a dookie 12,000 feet down.
Oh I just had a thought, you know how orcas have been attacking boats in the atlantic for a while?
What if they got fricking wombo-combo'd by a killer whale?
Personally i don't find people dying funny, not at all. What's amusing to me is
>press any key to continue >press the decompession key >die
WOOOOOOOW
imagining DSP pressing the wrong button and saying "woooow..." as water starts to flood in around him, making that dumb face into a camera as if it wasn't his fault.
Nutty Putty Cave guy was a Mormon who let his family pray for help for hours before finally summoning help when it was far, far too fricking late to do anything about him
Pretty much. If they didn't implode, then they're already dead. I recall there was one thing with a diving bell where they pretty much ran out of time because they couldn't bring it up too fast due to decompression sickness, and equipment malfunctions, so the guys just suffocated.
It would take 8 hours for a rescue sub to submerge grab them, and resurface. So they have about 10 hours left to save them if they aren’t crushed into a tin can
How does a submarine even go down and then up again? I mean they have compressed air or whatever gasses are used but doesn't have the compressed air the same buoyancy as the uncompressed?
Assuming they all suffocated to death, what a horrible fricking way to die honestly. Imagine being stuck inside that tiny sub with 5 people and you just know that you are dying.
at least on the titanic you were on a massive ship. This is slowly dying over the course of days in something smaller than a prison cell
>press any key to continue
>press the decompession key
>die
WOOOOOOOW
>read it in DSPs voice
I'm ashamed i laughed.
I thought it was a joke. I can't believe they actually used a game controller for that shit.
Nothing wrong with that if it were a wired controller from a reputable controller brand. Why would anyone use a wireless controller?
I won't even use a wireless controller on my pc because I don't want to risk losing connection
not only did they, the guy bragged about it as though it was some innovative thing no one ever thought of
>hey I fired my safety guy after he said it was unsafe
>just ignore this safety certificate saying it's not fit to go anywhere near as deep as we're going
>yes we're bolting the door closed from the outside so there's literally no way out until we're back on the surface with people to help us
But good news, they heard them banging just recently so they're getting the full experience of waiting for their inevitable, self inflicted deaths
they supposedly heard then banging under thousands of feet underwater with a plane, how does that work?
it's just ghosts, those b***hes dead
>US Coast Guard confirms that "banging" noise identified did not come from the Titan
RIP
They exploded?
imploded but yea
Read that again. The noise did NOT come from the titan. It was most probably the natural rhythm of the ocean.
almost certainly
the window on the sub was only safe to 1300 meters and they just so happened to lose contact at 1400 meters
What a way to go.
yeah delta p is fricking brutal
sonar. you ever watch old submarine movies where the crew has to go full quiet to avoid being detected by other ships?
Yeah but sonar is underwater, they said the sounds were detected by a plane.
Can sonar pass through air and water and make it back to a plane?
yeah, planes can drop a thing called a 'sonobuoy'
to scan the sea
They opened the window and listened carefully
Going to be honest with you, if you're the family of these people you should be praying they just got pancaked due to pressure. They were never making this rescue in time and the alternative (sitting in a literal trashcan at the bottom of the ocean, in pitch darkness, as your oxygen runs out as you die in piss and filth) would probably mindbreak anyone that survives it.
I'm glad I have my cuppa and underfloor heating going right now 🙂
>here's your israeli media narrative bro
Explain. What are they sliding?
Distraction from the distraction. Why the titanic was sunk in the first place
I dunno i think 'they' are busy destroying the western world in general without much resistance, could the titanic be that important?
The senator deaths on the titanic swung the vote on the federal reserve
Man, i didn't know that. I'm not sure how going down there might reveal something important, but i can believe it.
One day another rich dumbass will slap together a vessel to visit the wreckage of the titan and die down there too.
last thread it died and you still didn't tell me how they guy died
Either they had a combined starvation / oxygen deprivation death
Or the sub imploded on itself
That's it
one thing for certain is that they are dead now. 72 hours worth of oxygen
You don't starve in three days, fatass.
No but you do die of dehydration
that isn't from the submarine they just went missing was it?
sure is
So did the controller kill them ? Why and how they able to operate a submarine with that
it was madcatz. they should have gotten a 360 israeliteel
It was most likely the window (that wasn't rated for the depth they were planning on descending to) that killed them.
The controller thing is just a funny thing to point out. Military tech makes pretty frequent use of 360 controllers. Wired of course, not bluetooth.
If the window let in even a little water it would've near instantly killed them and since they've supposedly heard banging twice, hours apart, it couldn't have been that
>there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the ocean that could potentially make a banging sound
>there is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY to tell random ocean noises apart from humans banging on the inside of a metal tube in the same area they went missing
Why would they still be banging on the side walls this many days in?
Don't make sense
they're had 72 hours worth of oxygen. if that thing is still down their they're dead from asphyxiation
What if it's the ghosts on the titanic who were locked in their cabins during the sinking?
Even if the banging is actually them, there's very little chance they'll both find them and complete the process of pulling them back up before their oxygen runs out.
Why don't they just blast the sonar nonstop
All memes aside, what moron would go 6000ft underwater to look out a 3 inch window at some ship wreck? Especially when it costs 250k for a ticket
rich morons
wait it had windows? people kept saying it only has monitor and one camera of outside
it has a window in the shitter, yeah
the pilot is the guy that built the frickin deathtrap to begin with
It had a window at the back of the sub apparantly, next to the shitter for some moronic reason. So you could look at some fishes while dropping a dookie 12,000 feet down.
It was urinal only. You couldn’t shit
Oh I just had a thought, you know how orcas have been attacking boats in the atlantic for a while?
What if they got fricking wombo-combo'd by a killer whale?
they were eaten by a megalodon
Is this the closest we've gotten to SAO in real life.
People are dying and you're making fun of it.
Humor in tragedy sometimes. Terrible way to go, but with all that money these people had no common sense
That's life.
Billionaires aren't people
Millions die a day. What makes the sub deaths special?
Yeah homosexual, it’s called gallows humor
no they're not. they're not dying. they're already fricking dead
they had full internet though.
Personally i don't find people dying funny, not at all. What's amusing to me is
imagining DSP pressing the wrong button and saying "woooow..." as water starts to flood in around him, making that dumb face into a camera as if it wasn't his fault.
they walked into the shit themselves. the sea is unforgiving
Why did they mod the sticks like that? For more precision because of the dogshit deadzones?
normal sticks wouldnt work. they know it's impossible to use without sweating bullets
Imagine
I bet they froze to death before their air ran out
why didn't they just go to a naval museum instead
because they wanted to flex how rich they are by getting to say they went to the real Titanic
literally death by hubris
>no seats
>no supplies
>no shitters
They died hungry, thirsty, reeking of shit and hyperventillating in each others sweaty embrace
This is worse or the guy that was trapped in that cavern like a worm?
Nutty Putty Cave guy was a Mormon who let his family pray for help for hours before finally summoning help when it was far, far too fricking late to do anything about him
Sounds like anti-religion bullshit. I don't think even the most devout mormon would pray for a man to fly backwards out of a hole.
As far as I remember the story they could have broke his legs and pull him out but for some reason they didn't.
Because that would cripple him?
>Because that would cripple him?
Yes, instead let him die in the hole
Be cripple but alive or be dead but have functional legs, hmmmm
They probably could have controlled it with the keyboard too but it's also wireless lmao!
They more than likely died instantly when it explosively decompressed and incinerated them
what are the odds some shark nibbled on those exposed pipes/cables
Non zero
>the viewing station is also the shitting station
wew
This is literally the only good design decision of the entire craft.
>no shitters
It literally mentions one toilet though?
If they didn't just implode, then I wondered if they murdered the CEO.
how the frick are they even going to rescue them even if they do find them?
rescue? at this point it's to give the bodies back to their respected families
What bodies? It'd just be a bunch of saltwater, blood, ground meat, and bone fragments.
is it confirmed it exploded?
>imploded?
no, but with all information currently available and some basic physics knowledge it's very likely
no doubt they're dead for sure
that's the neat part
they aren't
this is all a waste of resources because there's not actually anything they can do in the time they've got
I feel like even if they found them 2 days ago they would have no way of rescuing them
Pretty much. If they didn't implode, then they're already dead. I recall there was one thing with a diving bell where they pretty much ran out of time because they couldn't bring it up too fast due to decompression sickness, and equipment malfunctions, so the guys just suffocated.
>there is no one in the sub
>it's another balloon boy
Yall are falling for it.
>didn't splurge on the original 360 remote
It would take 8 hours for a rescue sub to submerge grab them, and resurface. So they have about 10 hours left to save them if they aren’t crushed into a tin can
can a rescue sub even go deep enough?
there are subs that can go that deep, yes
one of them is owned by Gaben funny enough
I don't know if any are involved in this operation though
Go that deep is one thing but how the frick are you suppose to pull them up
if they find the wreck they'll probably try to use instant floatation devices to push it up. I don't think anyone will find them though
How does a submarine even go down and then up again? I mean they have compressed air or whatever gasses are used but doesn't have the compressed air the same buoyancy as the uncompressed?
You could pay a random Colombian cartel member 250k USD and he'd build you a better vessel than this.
Will pay for source.
All memes side, what would you do if you were on the sub? Kill the others?
I would kill myself but seeing how their entire voyage was planned like shit they didn't even think about bringing cyanide capsules with them.
Gay orgy
Nobody would know what happened if we’re all dead
I'd open the hatch
It’s bolted shut from the outside
Ok I do feel bad for the pilot, he was just doing his job
He was an idiot who worked for an idiot and willingly got into a death trap
Assuming they all suffocated to death, what a horrible fricking way to die honestly. Imagine being stuck inside that tiny sub with 5 people and you just know that you are dying.
at least on the titanic you were on a massive ship. This is slowly dying over the course of days in something smaller than a prison cell
>constant posters
>page 10
Why
jannies don't like us talking about this particular off topic thing
all the others are fine though
you don't brows the catalog. fricking pleb
>spit