Here's your DMC anime adaptation bro.
https://twitter.com/animetv_jp/status/1707071788436296029
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Here's your DMC anime adaptation bro.
Here's your DMC anime adaptation bro.
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>BANG BANG BANG
YOU'RE A DOUBLE Black person
This shit is gonna be worse than 2007 anime, isnt it?
2007 was good. The frick are you on about?
>Le cut away every battle
>Le uses DT once in the show
Kys, you dumb crossposter.
Wrong board
The old anime gave us Patty so it's a 10 out of 10.
I want playable Patty for DMC6
the daughter of a powerful sorcerer focusing on using magic to fight would be cool
also mentioning wanting playable patty pisses off some anons
I'm calling it now, Patty gonna be blackwashed
Netflix love to blackwash minor side character everyone don't know much about
>Netflix love to blackwash minor side character everyone don't know much about
Capcom seems to love that too.
Morrison was a cool homie, I'll let it slide
He was a cool black guy like Coach so it was ok
Doesn't look bad honestly.
It wasn't bad.
My only gripe with it was that Dante never used the Devil Trigger.
>The producer is the same guy who ruined Castlevania and did picrelated
OK I'm changing my mind here...
The episode where Dante messes with the normal human guy who’s trying to figure out Dante’s identity is hilarious
>dub
DMC is English-first bro
I doubt the VA in the sub is any better
>Dante goes to a bar, not to have a drink
>but to get a strawberry sundae
K I N O
I
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I wish they would just make the new anime be a slice of life featuring the DMC crew.
This is all I wanted. If I want action, I'll just play the fricking games.
>late 00s MADhouse full of high detail licensed vidya and Marvel shows that follow uninteresting monster of the week formats or are just generally underwhelming
What an era. Still better than modern MADhouse that does literal 1FPS animations at the end of a surreal original followed by seasons of shitty slice of life garbage that doesn't even look like they're the studio that did it.
Kino
This was kino. I always wanted some SoL DMC without the world ending stuff just to see more of the world, it satisfied that
the 2007 anime was fun though, perfectly encapsulated the awkward humor that "makes" DMC
It's a fine series if it didn't have the devil may cry name on it
It's good BECAUSE it shows what Dante does in-between these massive world-threatening events, particularly after the events of DMC1 which was his low-point, thinking he'd killed Vergil for good and that he had to bear Sparda's legacy alone.
2007 anime was nice because it set the Post DMC1 and 2 depression Dante had until he learned that Nero exists.
We have Dante going Yahooo and one backflip, so that means it's already better than the 2007 anime.
Then again you have to try really hard to be worse then the 2007 anime
This. Rewatched it with some friends earlier this year and it's mostly really enjoyable stuff. The Poker episode has basically no action until the last couple minutes and it's one of the best in the series. I've wanted a DMC game with lower stakes on par with the show ever since, hoping DMC6 is mostly about Nero & Nico (& Lady & Trish) driving around in the van doing isolated Devil Hunting jobs for at least the first half.
Shut up. It was decent.
the 2 second teaser of dante going "WAHOOO!" didn't look bad though
This dante looks like a zoomer cosplaying as dante.
SO EXACTLY LIKE HE SHOULD?
We already had DMC anime with some banger music
Looks neat
>"""""anime""""" from korean studio
>castlevania producer
lol
lmao even
>>"""""anime""""" from korean studio
what a dumb thing to complain about
nips outsource their anime to asiatics CONSTANTLY
most of the legwork for animation studios is done by satellites and contractors outside japan
So who will be buttfricking dante and will 50% or more of the cast be gay or black?
>Vergil is black
>I NEED MORE WATERMELON
Good grief they're gonna rape a Capcom franchise worse than that Monster Hunter movie
>I've obtained the ultimate power, Dante.
>Now I can say the Six Forbidden Letters any time I want!
immediately what I thought. DMC anime is DOA
>>"""""anime""""" from korean studio
>>"""""anime""""" from korean studio
hate to burst your bubble weaboo, but most anime is outsourced to chinese/korean animation sweatshops these days. Read the credits of any recent anime and you'll see more Korean and Chinese names than Japanese ones
>recent anime
>Recent
You can see that shit happening as far back as the mid-90s. East Asia's always been the hub for cheap animation outsourcing, it just moved from Japan in the early 90s to South Korea. Now it's mostly South Korea, Malaysia, Indonesia, and Ireland.
>Malaysia, Indonesia, and Ireland
Any link?
Ireland's just because it's a tax haven and largely used by Western animation companies. Malaysia and Indonesia have aggressive schooling systems similar to Japan and China, but with an overall more impoverished nation meaning labor is cheaper - plus they tend to speak multiple Asian languages so communication is easier.
Look at studio lemon sky for example
I don't have a link but I know there was a minor shitshow because a bunch of Dragonball Super was outsourced and looked like ass
>studio mir
not anime
Most japanese studios outsource most of their animations to chinese/korean studios nowadays... Who cares.
They don't outsource everything and keep the leading staff in Japan.
Don't be moronic. Marvel comics aren't manga.
>Most japanese studios outsource most of their animations to chinese/korean studios nowadays
and that's why shit like this happens
Wait, i saw this exact comment on Ganker, man you asiaticgays are trying really hard to push the narrative after seeing a couple of asiatic/Chink names on anime credit huh ? Now i understand why a lot of people treat asiaticgays like the filthiest human being ever
South Korea, alongside Ireland, have been the primary outsourcing studios for animation for the past 20 years.
>Who cares
apathetic troll-kun strikes again
Great Value Dante
>netflix
Now post the Straw Hats, the Marines, and the main villains, you cherry picking frick.
you first cotton picker
Luffy
Zoro
Nami
Usopp
Sanji
Garp
Koby
Helmeppo
Morgan
Kuro
Buggy
Mihawk
Krieg
Arlong
Putting any of these names + “live action” will show you how they look like, which is faithful to the manga. Try again.
>Usopp
Oda said he would be African.
And the troony still portrayed Koby faithfully without any reference to LGBT bullshit. If you actually read the fricking manga, you would know.
>lgbt bullshit
just wait till we get to the okama shit if it makes it that far
they wouldnt even put the nyanban brother in as he was, instead of crossdressing freak/jokes its going to be all 100% beautiful brave and stunnings walking around in underwear.
or considering how shoddy and shortcut this shit is it just wont happen.
also
>gin
>finally a cool mexican character
>oh wait its a somali or something now.
"one character" tho
He was literally said to be an african by Oda. Only issue with him was the nose, but that couldn’t work in live action
It would absolutely work but people would get pissy because 'black man tell no lies'
>but that couldn’t work in live action
I mean it could but I can see why they didn't go for it, keeping a prosthetic that big attacked to such a small anchor point would've been a pain in the ass
Yeah. It would either be that or have a CGI nose band both would look terrible, especially during the kiss scene at the end of his arc
>Koby
You mean the trans man they cast to play him? Netflix really thought THAT was the best they could find to play a young, teenage boy?
>you first
You’re the one who tried to imply that One Piece live action sucks because the casting is inaccurate by posting Nojiko. You go first.
seethe?
>seethe?
You do, yes.
No more cast pics, by the way? I accept your concession.
You lefts can't meme. Where's the funny?
They blackwashed nojiko and left the rest of characters same should I celebrate them?
tbf, Nojiko was tan, sure light tan but more than enough of an excuse for Netflix. Now you can seethe if they make Robin Black and not tan once her actress is shown in the Netflix version.
Nojiko in the original anime had a noticeable tan and more pronounced lips. Considering the whole point of Nami’s family is that they had nothing to do with in common with each other, I understand why they made her black.
Yes.
>Robin gets more white as time goes on
>They'll do something progressive and cast her via some cow-print skin condition actress
and I'm fricking out of it.
Piss off fake fan
Honestly, the only character change-up that actually bothered me was Alvida. That one felt like they tried their damnedest to go with a safe ordinary chubby lady instead of actually casting a fat disgusting landwhale because they feared being accused of body shaming or some shit. Shit like that is far more "woke" than just making Nojiko black. It also kinda takes the impact out of her getting thin and hot if they ever decide to use that.
Also, they fricked up big time on Buggy because they outright show that it's impossible for the tassels on his hat to be his actual hair. When they have him wearing the bandanna almost immediately, we can see that he doesn't have long enough hair for it.
Lastly, HOW FRICKING DARE THEY CUT JANGO? That was the ONE SINGLE THING they changed that actively pissed me off.
she's plenty ugly you freak
with buggy being a joke I dont think theyll invest any millions into his side antics, I am pretty worried about chopper tho, christ they should just leave him out
>with buggy being a joke I dont think theyll invest any millions into his side antics
They don't really need to, plus they've made it very clear that Buggy is going to remain a prominent figure throughout instead of getting sidelined to single page updates until he finally makes his return. And yes, I'm aware that showing the tassels are his hair was only a fricking doodle Oda slapped in as a creator's notes gag but it could have easily been done just as dismissively as a one-and-done bit that never needs to be addressed again.
>I am pretty worried about chopper tho, christ they should just leave him out
Or Brooke, for that matter, though Chopper is definitely more at risk given not only him being an anthropomorphic animal but also his transformations. They could handle him as a puppet in some scenes and get away with practical props and puppetry for his fight scenes if they're clever with camera work but I'm not too hopeful on that. The snail phones were puppets and they looked actually great but they also didn't need to do much. Odds are high he'll be CG, which the show does have some really good looking CG creatures like the mail bird or the sea serpent but those are easier to not frick up because they're supposed to look like animals. Chopper doesn't and CG Chopper runs a very dangerous risk of looking like live action Sonic 1.0.
>Odds are high he'll be CG
Showrunner already ruled this out due to costs
I genuinely don't know if there's a woman big enough to be an on-model Alvida that can act in an action series. Because you'd otherwise just have her say some lines and then use special effects any time she had to actually do something, or spend money on a really good fat suit for a thin actress on the assumption that they might get to her being thin later.
>Mihawk, Sanji, and Zoro look fine
>Everyone else...ew.
>sanji
>can constantly see both eyes
>this fact only brings attention to the actors nose being bigger on the side the hair is on
the guy seems fine but ...man lol
Luffy is perfectly fine as a Hispanic and he has the right energy
My biggest gripe with the Strawhats are that Nami and Zoro had everything fun about their characters sucked right out of them. Especially Nami. Where the hell is her personality? She has none in the LA.
>zoro turned into a one-note stoic CoolGuy(tm)
>does the crying bandana shame thing
>falls flat as frick because its done so halfassedly
Faithful to the source and well written! - some youtube boomer
Oda himself said Luffy would be Brazilian in real life. I'm still disappoint they chose a Hispanic actor instead of a Brazilian. ( Yes, Brazilians are not hispanics because they dont speak spanish ).
wtf does that even mean? Look at the picture anon, it's ridiculous that they did that, what does literally anything have to do with it?
Imagine unironically defending Netflix funded and western made live action adaptations of manga/anime
Cry more, I'll be waiting for the next season.
If I do cry it’ll only be for you
Thanks sweetie.
>sweetie
ywnbaw
what the frick are you even saying moron? that casting is fricking stupid but anyone who thought they weren't going to do this is also fricking moronic
frick off moron theyre literally all perfect except one character, you cant even name anyone else or any other major changes that frick everything up
and since we all here rip to my boy merry
i don't give a nasty stanky shit, FRICK netflix and FRICK you and FRICK live action adaptions
>netflix
so it's going to be dogshit
Ok take your bets. Vergil Raped? Trish fricks Dante while he cries mommy? Dante is a jobber?
How will they ruin it?
Not even mad at this point, i just want to watch it all burn
calling it now, lady will end up being Trans or some shit
>trish fricks dante while he cries mommy
what exactly is the issue with this?
>Trish fricks Dante while he cries mommy?
Not gonna happen since it would be kino
You doomposters just want something to be angry about. Also out of maybe 3 things, when has a Capcom adaptation been good?
>You doomposters just want something to be angry about
>immediately vindicates them the next sentence
redditors can't even be consistent about their anger lmao
Vindication? homosexual, Capcom historically has had bad adaptations. I'm just being realistic and keeping my expectations LOW.
>Trish is black
>Eva's white
>Trish fricks Dante while he cries mommy?
uhhhhh drawgays?
>Vergil is now a transman and wants Dante to give him his penis
>Devil Dick lets him blow his dick off to deal massive damage, also allows him to shoot projectiles
>How will they ruin it?
Dante will be gay (explanation for why he isn't fricking Lady), Trish won't exist, Vergil will be an overly emotional sap who will fight only once but somehow be in 90%+ of the episodes, V will be uncharacteristically sassy and have some kind of odd homoerotic fixation on Vergil unrelated to merging, none of the demons will be from the games, Ebony and Ivory will be renamed for no actual good reason, and the music will be Netflix Originals (literally zero tracks worth remembering), and finally Devil Trigger will be implied to be some kind of thing Dante has extreme difficulty engaging until some kind of poorly written narrative "moment" brings it to the surface (that narrative moment will have something to do with "accepting" himself). You can screencap for posterity, you know all of this, if not most, will be true.
>finally Devil Trigger will be implied to be some kind of thing Dante has extreme difficulty engaging until some kind of poorly written narrative "moment" brings it to the surface (that narrative moment will have something to do with "accepting" himself)
Uh. First Vergil fight of DmC3?
>Uh. First Vergil fight of DmC3?
He fought Vergil, lost, and his "Devil" awakened, and after that he just keeps throwing it out whenever he wants to. Not the same.
This doesn't look like it's going to be an intelligently made adaptation. I'm expecting only the worst.
?t=235
This stupid homie doesn't understand subtext.
>(that narrative moment will have something to do with "accepting" himself)
This literally happens exactly, verbatim.
Why the frick would V be in this at all? Are you moronic?
>Trish won't exist
Impossible, that would be good.
Dante beats Vergil in the ending of 3 cause he accepted himself/dads legacy lol
>How will they ruin it?
They'll make Vergil a girl masquerading as a dude
I won't mind it if she turns out cute.
>by the guy who did castlevania
it's fricking over
vergil or dante or both are going to have 20 minute unskippable gay sex scenes where they bottom
>Netflix
Dante's gonna get pegged.
>mir studio
DOA
Legend of Korra garbage shit fricking die and rot in hell.
>redditsaw man
reddit can't handle the basedsawman. did you see them explode when /ourgirl/ got introduced?
>Literal FOTM Shit that was replaced by jujutsu kaisen
meh
Reuben Langdon not found
Can he do an 18 year old Dante anymore?
There are Japanese VAs in their 80s that can still do iconic voices, Reuben Langdon can 100% still do young Dante.
Old Dante doesn't even sound any different from young Dante.
With good voice direction, sure. If Lowenthal can voice Twink Peter Parker at 52, Langdon can voice Twunk Dante at 48. Dante was never supposed to sound young either way, even in DMC3 he sounds like proper adult.
Not that the staff would care about that anyway, they didn't give a frick about Castlevania when writing their fanfiction, I doubt they will for DMC, even with Itsuno supervising.
>in DMC3 he sounds like proper adult
He doesn't sound like an angry teenager like nero in DMC4, but his youth does come accross.
?t=22
>go /x/ schizo
>surprised no one wants to hire you
Good, he ruined Dante
>Reuben Langdon
He turned Dante into TMNT in the first place. Would be better if they recasted him in the games imo.
Shut it, Frogposter
If i was him, And all of the cast i wouldn't be involved either, hire the DmC union gays.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S SO DOA
it's ogre
What the frick is wrong with his hair and eyebrows
>The producer is the same guy who ruined Castlevania and did picrelated
lmao. Get fricked you "capgod redemption" homosexuals.
How do these talentless enteral victims keep getting work at such high levels
Because life is not fair and nepotism is rampant everywhere.
He also "supervised" DmC. I have no faith in either this or that 3DCG Onimusha trash.
Itsuno saved DmC from being even worse
All you need in life to succeed is social skills.
If you somehow manage to bambooze others into thinking you are smart, artisy, deep, revolutionary etc. you just win.
Is called backroom couch and Talmudic Judaism aka Babylonian Satanism
>That shitty Indian producer
>All these DmC references
I'm just gonna ignore this just like I ignored Castlevania season 4, but I'm not gonna enjoy DMC threads after this released. Netflixvania has damaged the threads permanently.
I can see what you're seeing and I hate it. People posting whatever the dumbest scene in the season is with just ">DMCucks" over and over, posting clips from the Bayo OVA in response, etc. etc. Just more console war posting on a smaller scale. I fricking hate this place and its predictability sometimes.
>but I'm not gonna enjoy DMC threads after this released.
Aw frick, I forgot about that.
Guess we gotta add another IP to Ganker's list of "never will have a genuine discussion again"
DMC threads have been dead for years now. It's all just reddit memes and autistic schizoposting with no gameplay discussion
Why does Apu need fixing?
because he's an Indian character voiced by a white man so Simpsons is racist according to Americans trying to defend their cultural heritage that they took no real part in outside of appearances.
Accents aren't real and there is no trend of immigrants owning corner stores, shut up shut up shut up shut up!
>
Yikes…even tan black cosplay do better job.
Why the frick does he look like that
My man got the Joker treatment
That's a sick design for a character just not for the fricking joker
that looks kino though
The first time I saw it I thought his mouth was sewed. What a stupid design choice
Harley looks cute though
>We're the Jokerz
Another one? I can already tell this is going to be more soulless than the first one back in the 2000s, it even feels like "Donte" instead of Dante.
>Donte was old edge shit
>Dunte is nu edge shit
>Adi Shankar
no I don't want it
please just cancel this
how many eps till he or virgil take a dick
place your bets
THIS FRICKING PARTY IS GETTING FRICKING FRICKED UP
i can't wait for the gay sex scene
>on Netflix
Dropped
Vergilbros, please tell me he won't have gay sex with Black person demons...
'fraid so
The only reason the One Piece live action wasn't completely pozzed was because Oda had complete creative control written into his contract so that Netflix had to consult with him for every step of production.
YOOOOO IS THIS THE ENGOODENING ARCH OF DMC??!?
I HECKING LOOOOOOOVE DMC NOW (never played the games) BUT HUUUUGE FAN
Its already happened same thing with that She-Man show and castlevania, i hope animators strike so this slop just stops
netflix castlevania was so bad
>was
It's still happening. They're about to rape Rondo and I can't stop seething over it.
Why are these fricks so obsessed with rape? I want them to keep their weird shit away from DMC, it's supposed to be fun
Muh edgy and dark for a mature viewer such as myself mentality.
I meant raping the story of Rondo overall, there hasn't been any confirmed rape like with Alucard yet. We'll find out tomorrow when that shit drops though.
Hideaki is on it
it's gonna be good
Just like how Oda was working with Netflix on One Piece and then later said he was disappointed with the direction they took.
OPLA was great stop being a dense c**t
Nah, it's too self aware.
It was just okay. There are a bunch of little things I could nitpick, but I am not going to. Netflix set the bar so low by constantly fricking up everything they touch, that simply not pozzing shit to hell makes OPLA seem better than it actually is.
It wasn't "great"
It was passable slop and the fact everyone expected it to be offensively bad like Cowboy Bebop only to be surprised it wasn't is the main reason people are buzzing about it.
It was actively bad with far too many changes that did not need to occur.
It was okay at best. Get some standards.
it's "great" relative to all other betflix dogshit, yes, that doesn't mean it's a "great" adaptation, it's just OK.
>later said he was disappointed with the direction they took.
source?
His ass.
You read a mistranslation from a twitter guy who fricking sucks at English, you fricking moron.
You read this tweet, right?
https://twitter.com/sandman_AP/status/1700150496495902976
Now how about you read a tweet that shows the full excerpt of the article in question:
https://twitter.com/Duhlorean98/status/1700181416737182144
>thinking this matters
oda was working with them on OPLA
and they still fricked up the first two minutes, with rogers last words
>call it one piece
>forget to mention the fricking one piece. oops.
he doesn't say One Piece in the original manga too
>original manga
>english
every translation is the same thing you fricking moron. Oda's supervision resulted in the live action following the manga more than the anime in some cases, including the actors using clothes from the various cover stories
shut the frick up
Of all the things 4k!ds fricked up with One Piece, the opening dialogue was unironically fricking great. Just needs better voice actors and delivery.
Kaiba is doing pirate commercials now?
I was actually watching the 4kids dubs of Yugioh and Ultimate Muscle again recently and it's funny realizing just how fricking prominently they used Eric Stuart. Dude does like 20 voices in every show they dubbed.
>4kids dub watcher
for those who aren't into netflix budget animation, supervising is when you see a rough animatic of a sequence and go "this is awful you need to redo it" and the producer goes "no that'd be too expensive" and you go "okay whatever then"
>supervising
This is Jap PR speak for "collecting an easy paycheck in exchange for saying good things about it on social media".
>properly
I'll just treat this like the Dragon's Dogma anime.
I keep forgetting that shit show happened
It's good to forget about that shit show. Not like others are acknowledging it.
that unironically makes me breathe a sigh of relief. He hasn't let us down yet
There's a first time for everything 🙂
Hideaki Itsuno was also supervising Donte May Cry and it was shit. FRICK YOU!
it better be
I can't believe people still fall for this shit. There are so many examples where this means absolutely frick all.
Itsuno supervising is actually worrying since his track record with that isn't good, plus Itsuno does not know what to do with Dante's character
He's going to take it up the ass just like Alucard and you know it.
and to think trolls in
think it's going to be the reboot despite the white hair being there
Official promo material uses the reboot guns.
This anime is one big damage control by a edgy DmC fan.
we're never gonna be able to escape this shitty reboot
if they really use these over iconic ebony and ivory in the actual show that'll tell me all I need to know about it's quality
>Anime is based / sequel to DmC
>The main (and only) series that actually matter is left untouched
I think this is a good thing, actually
Normalgays and Black folk can do whatever they want with their dollar store donte
though its a bit sad that DmC will stop being about mexicans and instead about how an indian Hollywood poo fricked everything up
Donte gets white hair at the end, you know.
>Netflix anime
get fricked dmcgays
>Itsuno is supervising
We won
>DmC pendant
we lost actually
>https://twitter.com/tomqe/status/1707071614423310754
ITSUNOGODS WE WON.
It means shit. MH Director supervised and approved MH Movie and we all know what happened...
Doesn't look like Dante at all
dmc1, dmc3 and dmc5 dante all look like completely different individuals
Then he can join Donte in that regard
>Adi Shankar
Hope you guys like your Dante being a sub who gets buttraped and cries.
>Kys, you dumb crossposter.
>Wrong board
Dante looks too edgy
The appeal of the character is that he looks like an edgelord at first, but is actually the opposite of that
>it's the DMC 3 costume AGAIN
>AH DANTE I CAN FEEL YOUR MOTIVA-AAAH~~~
>I CAN FEEL THE STORM APPROACHING
>I HAVE BEEN BLESSED, LOOKS LIKE OUR FAMILY NAME IS NOW A DEMON OF INCEST
KEK. have a nice day
You only hate it because you fear these morons will actually do it, and believe me. You should fear the pozzening
Nero is Vergil's son you stupid homosexual.
Go play the games and be less of a moron subhuman shitposter
Is your head ok?
The castlevania show literally had Alucard getting fricked IN THE ASS by a man
When are you going to wake up?
>The castlevania show literally had Alucard getting fricked IN THE ASS by a man
kek no fricking way, I don't believe you. I would've seen an apocalyptic shitstorm on Ganker if that had happened
>apocalyptic shitstorm on Ganker
Have you been living under a rock?
they probably just filter buzzwords
He's saying the truth, he got buttsexed in a threesome
There was an apocalyptic shitstorm, apparently you have dementia or something.
I'm sorry are you from the past?
>I would've seen an apocalyptic shitstorm on Ganker if that had happened
holy newbie
>3 threads
oh wow...what a shitstorm...you sure showed him anon...
>112 results found
Dumb moron
Go into a Castlevania thread whenever one pops up and see how long it takes for someone to make a gay sex joke
>>3 threads
>oh wow...what a shitstorm...you sure showed him anon...
here's more
And that was CASTLEVANIA. Not Devil May Cry, you doomposting frick. And to prove how much this board knows nothing, Capcom, outside of the SF Animated Movie, DMC 2007 and SFIIV, has never had a good adaptation of it's IPs.
lol
lmao
Keep inhaling copium then
You're the one who wants gay sex in DMC.
So what? The show isn't bad automatically just because one character was gay, lmao
You really expect there not to be a negative reception to a fan favorite character like Alucard getting anally raped and crying? It was done on purpose to antagonize fans.
>It was done on purpose to antagonize fans.
This
The season is unwatchable. I enjoyed and will defend S1 and S2. S3 is dogshit even if the femdom bits were continued and made me horny.
We don't even know that much about alucard as a character in the games. Crying and being gay are only bad if you are a poltard
Anime characters do cry alot anyway
>Crying and being gay are only bad if you are a poltard
No, it's character assassination. They have him anally raped while he sits there and takes it. That's bad no matter what.
>rape
It was consensual sex
No. He was tied up as a prisoner.
I haven't actually watched the show but no one told me he was raped. From the pics the sex seemed consensual
>From the pics the sex seemed consensual
It only looks that way because he's like... really depressed and sad so he sort of just lets it happen.
I don't really believe you but
Ok so he's not a gay but was raped
What's the issue?
Men get raped irl too
>Ok so he's not a gay but was raped
>What's the issue?
>Men get raped irl too
To have the son of Dracula just accept getting assraped because he's too sad and pathetic is fricking hardcore character assassination. Alucard is most people's favorite character in the franchise and he stars in the most popular entry to the franchise. He's an unstoppable badass and the most interestiung character in the netflix series too. They reduced him to a simpering butt toy.
>I don't really believe you
This isn't helpful. He cries during it because it's not consentual. He's literally tied to the bed anon. He gets raped by a Jap Vampire OC.
>They reduced him to a simpering butt toy.
Have you heard of this game? It's inspired by SotN.
Do we really need to see popular video game characters getting raped, though? Like is that necessarily to tell a story about people fighting ancient vampires and demons?
Oh yeah we don't know that much, that totally means we should depict him getting pounded in the butt and crying lol
I don't care if one character is gay
As long as the story and Animation are good I will watch it.
gay characters and stories never mix
Only if you are a poltard
Yeah, can’t stand gaming media in Poland.
>i dont care if its propaganda
>as long as its pretty
What propaganda? I already know that gays exist.
normalization through subversion is propaganda, idiot.
The difference is that the dmc show was in production hell cause capcom while Konami didn’t give a frick
homosexual
>LOOKS LIKE OUR FAMILY NAME IS NOW A DEMON OF INCEST
Rungran in? Million dollars question!
??????????
Devil May Cry Anime already exists
Looks like a deranged Nero.
Dante is getting pegged by a horse demon because Mir is obsessed with Berserk.
>Studio behind Dota and my gay Superman
There's very little chance it'll be good, Dante's design is kind of bad and they're not very good at action but I haven't seen the Witcher show
>normalgays still don't know what "supervising" means in a japanese business context
Itsuno will do jackshit and collect an easy paycheck, that's it.
this
its a frickin bribe to use their name so the japs think its legit.
also almost never works.
This.
It works since Itsuno has been the director for the games for about 20years now. There's already some trust on him in the community
One Piece
>exception is the rule
Looks like a fan video on 2008 Youtube, correct.
blackwashed garbage, your point?
>ONE character
>"GUYS THE ENTIRE LA IS BLACKWASHED!"
Yes.
Imagine if a black character from any media is changed to being white. There will be blood spilled, pitchforks and torches mobs flooding the streets and cities burned.
Characters in any media should stay and look as they are in their original incarnations. No exceptions.
She isn't even white.
>southern Italian not white
What?
Italian not white
>he doesn't know
Google it: "Sicilians"
Same as gypsies but much worse because they are organized
Why isn't it 0 characters, anon?
It actually is 0
see
>IT'S JUST ONE HECKIN CHARACTER. WHO EFFIN CARES?????
>IT'S JUST TWO HECKIN CHARACTERS. WHO EFFIN CARES?????
>IT'S JUST THREE HECKIN CHARACTERS. WHO EFFIN CARES?????
>IT'S JUST FOUR HECKIN CHARACTERS. WHO EFFIN CARES?????
How about zero characters and the homosexuals who made this slop get zero ESG checks instead?
I'm just going to assume it will be bad so I'm not disappointed when it releases. Then if it's alright it will be a pleasant surprise. But pretty much everyone involved here suggests Dante and/or Vergil will be character assassinated in order to abide by some agenda.
FRICK YOU
>destroys Castlevania threads
>will probably destroy Devil May Cry threads
Netflix is too powerful
>Onimusha with awful 3D
>One Piece live action was garbage
>New DMC anime but with the pajeet producer that ruined Castlevania
>Same producer is now ruining Rondo of Blood
Do you know what I learned from all of this? That I shouldn't be so attached to many series that I liked, I should act like what the normalgays do and mindlessly consoom product so I don't get annoyed by all the shit I'm seeing. It's not working.
Why can't shitflix go out of business already? They keep losing money but keep chugging along anyway.
Yesssss, finally Dante will get buttfricked
>Gayvania
>Resident Cringe
Will this be the third ip I love Netlfix will once again ruin it?
Reminds me a lot of the prototype DMC4 Dante
Everyone should have known they were gonna be using the "dmc" designs for this when Adi first showed up wearing Donte's clothes plus necklace, since its the one he played like how Aria is the only Castlevania he played.
dumbass even got the necklace wrong
homie I said Adi.
>morons ITT are defending that shitty One Piece live action show
lol these ~~*people*~~ alongside Gankergays are 100% gonna defend this shitty show.
People are so used to eating shit that they have no standards anymore, so the moment something that isn't rancid diarrhea comes out they eat it all up, even though it's still feces. Especially zoomers since they have never actually consumed good entertainment media
...who is this? Because it sure as hell isn't Dante
Dennis
From the hit anime "Demon Might Sob"
I would love to know, aside from the shitty reboot amulet, why you think this isn't Dante's design instead of just blurting it out to do so.
His hair needs to be longer
What if this is a sequel to DmC, and this is Donte after he got white hair in the ending?
That'd actually be hilarious.
it's DMC 2 Dante with DMC 3 personality
so the worst of both worlds then?
So it's the Dante from Nocturne.
That's DMC4's jacket.
>Adi Shankar has said he loves the "Dante is a virgin" meme and wants to make it offical canon
Can't wait for DMC Reddit and Memey edition
can't wait for some shitty incel joke
speaking of DMC, is this shit worth looking into?
Maybe. It used to be barely above an auto-combo masher but they apparently overhauled the mechanics so it's close to genuine DMC combat.
>DmC pendant
>monocolored E&I
Oh no
>monocolored E&I
WHY THE FRICK DO THEY THINK THEY'RE CALLED EBONY AND FRICKING IVORY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>monocolored E&I
oh no the FRICK they didn't seriously just do that. I'm platinum mad
dante didn't start out with ebony & ivory, calm down. its probably a prequel or a flashback segment
ok
Even t-shirt has the same color as DmC wifebeater. Holy shit this is gonna be a dumpster fire.
Those aren't E&I. Go to the next scene and you see they're generic Berettas.
Look what E&Is were getting.
I was ready to get mad, but maybe this is Redgrave? Before DMC opens up? Could be fun.
What her games?
It's fanart from one piece LA. They changed into Sham into a chubby Bri'ish girl with shoe0nhead eyeliner who hisses at people very awkwardly.
I just think assuming they won't portray E&I as generic Berettas is giving them too much credit, but maybe I'm just being too pessimistic.
>anime
>but not made by japs
?
FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER
BANG BANG BANG
DIRECTED BY A FRICKING Black person
Cant wait for scene where vergil comes out as a flaming homosexual and gets buttfricked by mundus.
well he was trapped down there a long time, who knows what kind of devious torture methods Mundus inflicted on young nubile twink Vergil
>please be DmC related
>please be DmC related
>please be DmC related
>please be DmC related
>please be DmC related
this is the one time I hope it's gonna be DmC and not the original timeline instead
same, we might even get to see another fetus get sniped out its mothers womb
>DmC related
>becomes spickino
I will watch the Spanish dub only
Aint it kinda weird that despite Japan's love for Mexico/Brazil, we never got an action game based on either country?
That would imply they'd have to travel there for them to faithfully make one, so now you see why it's not made
Frickin Japs being so safety conscious!
I wantna be Brazilian Punisher or have a boss fight against The Cartel! I'm no good at programming so I can't do it myself, and I'm also poor so I cant even commission someone to do it.
>Studio Mir
cartoon*
You dumb Black folk, those aren't E&I in the teaser. They're Berettas. Shankar's using the reboot's shitty Desert Eagle designs for E&I as seen in promotional material, this is some weird mixed canon prequel wank.
>Ragna The Bloodedge (Haircut) (Fixed Heterochromia) (Younger)
Looks like SHIT
The Castlevania tards will make sure you can never talk about this show regardless of quality because they are eternally assblasted to frick.
>assblasted
Heh
>assblasted
It's not Reuben right?
Too chud for the pajeet that's working on this show to hire.
I'm pretty they ditched Reuben because of the whole anti-vax thing.
He can hunt aliens and rant about chemtrails full time now.
Reuben's been doing the ayylmao thing way before DMC 5, that didn't stop him from being cast
Yeah but Reuben's "conspiracy"-ness was seen as charming before he decided to publicly defend 8*ch right after the mass shootings and shit on vaccines right after the pandemic. Redditors now see him as another Chud
>shit on vaccines right after the pandemic.
So he's insanely based and kept his soul while the rest of you became segregationist lab rat pharma prostitutes? Chad behavior.
Dumb bastard
Enjoy your all cause mortality rates lab rat moron.
>I'm proud to base my political beliefs and personality off of Ganker memes.
I don't base anything on that. I made the right choices, preserved my principals, morals and bodiuly autonomy. I followed common sense and actual science.
Your personal beliefs doesn't count as medical science
Yes that's why I looked at actual science. I still do by the way, I'm following the continuing investigation and studies about the safety of these vaccines. I watch about an hour of content made my medical professionals about studies and stats regarding these things. I literally have never felt more vindicated by a single thing I've ever done. Not getting jabbed was the smartest thing I've ever done. Every single time I find out more about it, I get more grateful for my choices and more fearful for the morons I know who took it.
*An hour of content a week
Mostly John Campbell videos but other things too if there's somebody with good credentials speaking.
YouTube quacks count as doctors?
Anon, if you knew about him, he was pro C19 Vaccination for the longest time. If you track his videos he slowly goes from:
>These looks good! I'm gonna take one and have encouraged my fasther to do the same!
to:
>These need to be taken off the market and are more dangerous than any other medical product I can think of
Over the course of a year or two.
>caring about Redditors
Between Capcom getting their own mocap studio to coincide with the new engine (they used Reuben's company for years), Reuben's conspiracy theories finally starting to get him backlash (he's always been out of his mind in that regard), and Ken being recast (the SF6 recasts were said to be for scheduling, but Ken & Dante were the only voice work Reuben does these days IIRC), I think DMC5 may be the last time we hear him as Dante. There's maybe a chance that he's good enough friends with Itsuno that he'll come back to voice him in the games, but that's a stretch.
Reuben hasn't been with Just Cause in years. Capcom getting their own mocap studio seems like a logical step. Hell they even brought him in specifically to do the mocap and all that. 6 is still years away so we'll see. Hell all the cancellation thing are all speculations at this point so who knows.
He’s Dante in the new mobile game too, so it probably was just scheduling
He's in the Chinese bootleg-looking mobage?
Surprised it's even being dubbed to be honest, seemed real cheap. But if he's back on something that minor, maybe I'm overreacting. Replacing him as Ken seemed like the nail in the coffin, and I don't even think the new guy is that bad (but I switched Ken to Japanese in 6 anyway, it's the guy who's been voicing him since 3S).
Huh, didn’t know JP Ken has been the same since 3S. I know the Japanese SF characters loved bouncing around VAs until IV. Chun and Ryu are pretty big examples
Yeah, Ryu's VA changed in the 00s at some point, ironically becoming the Japanese voice of Leon Kennedy instead. They do a gag in Project X Zone 2 where Leon does the special move soundbites in his old Ryu voice, and Ryu & Ken remark that he might be more cut out for Shotokan Karate than he thinks.
Unfortunately that game uses RE6 Leon because it was the most recent mainline game at the time.
He's only "in" the mobage because they straight ripped lines from all the DMC games. They even nabbed some Drew Coombs lines.
For new dialogue they have some shitty no name guy they got off the street
Man I would accept Reuben not coming back if it was for Coombs. If 6 moves to Nero as the full-time MC then Drew's Dante would bounce off of him really well.
Nero is just better give him full time if Reuben is no longer Dante.
>because they straight ripped lines from all the DMC games
They didn't though? There wasn't a single mention of human hunters or that many jokes about dante's rent in the main games.
Read the rest of my post, anon.
too white for a netflix show
As long as he keeps voicing him in games I don't give a shit, this nu-anime probably won't be canon like the old one anyway
Unlike*
Oh god, they turned him into nu-deathstroke.
...is that supposed to be vergil?
No thats deathstroke/Slade from that new superman show with the tomboy lois
>tomboy Lois
They said she Korean instead latina?
Yeah she's korean
Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjenS5VxaYo&si=ozmcNy_2MEtln_FJ
No, it's twink deathstroke from the new superman cartoon with gay robots.
Funny thing about twink Deathstroke is that he's voiced by the same dude that did Jerry Smith in rick and morty.
Man, this party stinks.
I fricking hate these people.
Why the frick instead of a smile that looks like's having fun, they give him a smile of a psychopath. Also its very clearly not Langdon so its not Dante.
What are the chances of unironic gay sex like Castlevania? I don't even wanna watch this shit...
>unironic gay sex
As opposed to ironic gay sex? Probably 60-40
It's netflix yeah it's gonna have those and Trish or Lady might be lesbian now
>>now
I'd say at least 70% chance of at the very least explict homoerotic undertones, implying that Dante is bi or something
>been saying for years that the moronic ADHD posters begging for more DMC after 5 should be counting their fricking blessings they even got that and praying for it to die instead of wanting their series to get Guilty Gear'd
For the love of almighty Christ in heaven it keeps happening
>Guilty Gear'd
Invigorated better than ever?
>Invigorated
More like a raised zombie
Who will they turn into a Black person? It's netflix, they love nothing more than doing that. I assume Lady since they can't really do that to Trish.
Patty since she's not really that well known and got a small cameo in 5
Your mother.
They have Lucia, why would they even turn anyone into a Black person when the games already have one?
it's Netlfix they can't help themselves
Capcom wants to forget DMC2 existed so no way, lady being a Black person it is
Lucia is referenced in DMC5 prequel novel, so no.
They're still not gonna use her but I'd rather no one gets Blackfied
DMC2 is constantly referenced though
I give a 60% chance of Lady, a 40% chance of anyone else, and a 200% chance of some OC donut steel dindu nuffin demon/demon hunter upstaging Dante in his own show
This would have been so much better to adapt into an anime.
Netflix could never make something with that much titty.
The OVA is good
Fricking Christ can you Black folk get your threads?
So easily triggered. Must be hard living with perpetual inferiority complex lol
>literally come out the wood work any time anything DMC related happens begging for attention
>"nuh uh u have an inferioritee complex"
have a nice day now
That does not happen, i am not that poster and yes, you literally have an inferiority complex. Cope and seethe all you want. You see anyone giving a shit in this post limit thread but you? LMAO
>That does not happen
looooooooooooooooooooooool
cope and seethe in your corner subhuman
ok
see you next DMC thread ninja beggar
try not to cry too hard about it
of course
thats your job after all
They won't because Ninja Gaiden is super dead
How is Netflix still around? I thought disabling password sharing, among other things, tanked their stocks and userbase.
Their profits increased after that.
Normalgays are cattle.
They've been losing money for two years. Tons of these business are propped up by venture capital.
>I thought disabling password sharing, among other things, tanked their stocks
lol it ended up working amazingly well, the amount of subs they got skyrocketed after the whole password sharing debacle. Turns out normies can't live without their ESG skinner boxes
>I saw a couple of asiatic names on an anime end credit so anime is made on Korea now
I thought you guys have a smarter and less insufferable asiaticgays than Ganker, but i guess i was wrong
no reuben no watch
anyone have the link to that song with dante walking around depressed then coming back to all his friends throwing him a party?
Noticing a flood of fake anime pouring in.
>wants to steal Sparda's power for himself
>will be probably turned into a black guy
kek
yeah
so they're gonna make him a repressed homosexual too?
Boring characters
Death human form
>breakdances in Jester form
Yeah that tracks.
>probably
oh he's 100% getting turned into a black dude. That's easy work
>arkham is changed into a Black person
>which means lady will be an ugly nigress too
Frick
>which means lady will be an ugly nigress too
yep, hope you like your black kweens
Not a single character is going to be heterosexual. Don't forget to thank your israeli masters for it.
The use of that Tolkien quote on this board has never not been hilarious.
what about the deadweight and his big rack stuck on a nun?
How many swearing and cursing will this shit have? DMC never got any F words until Nero shout it in 5 and it was a glorious use of F word
My initial thoughts based on what little we can gleam from this nothing trailer is that this might be a retelling of the first novel.
My sole reason for this thought is that he's using generic goon guns like Tony did.
The silhouette in the logo has different guns that almost kinda look like E&I if they were drawn by a noguns
The thing that kills me about stuff like this is that the people who produce and create are always like "oh yeah im a HUGE fan of the source material I would never go against anything blah blah blah" and then they almost always without fail turn around and change almost everything about it to the point where it becomes nearly unrecognizable. Like, who is this shit made for? Is it like some thing where they are attempting to displace the existing fans and replace then with all new fans? Why not just make new franchises?
>Why not just make new franchises?
naive much?
>Like, who is this shit made for?
People who have heard of these franchises but never actually touched them. Note all of the people cumming violently over the Castlevania adaptation that was about as faithful an adaptation as Dragonball Evolution.
or claiming one piece is amazing and is good for sticking to the source
then saying theyve never seen the anime/read the manga without hesitation
>Why not just make new franchises?
Then it won't make money
Because they are creatively bankrupt.
>Like, who is this shit made for?
do you know how hard it is to make a unique IP anymore? Most writers just gloam onto an established IP and add their own spin to it. They know that most actual fans will tune in regardless, so they don't try and appeal to them, they use it as an opportunity to add in their oc donut steel characters or adjust currently established characters to fit more with their headcanon.
many such cases
Wish he had his DMC3 haircut.
This will involve DmC apologist elements but will have a shot at being based. Hate the pajeet if you want but he's willing to dress up like a dumbass and shit, seems like genuine fandom.
Clearly he's a fan of the DmC necklace.
Why did he whitewash himself, what a chud.
Looks like it was just photoshopped on. Benefit of the doubt - dude probably couldn't find a good image of the original to slap on his shitty cosplay.
Doesn't help that "Dante's pendant/amulet" only gets results for the DmC design on any general image searches, and a lot of those are labeled "DMC 5 pendant" because of literal who manufacturers not knowing shit. Meanwhile those that actually try to copy the original amulet are all over the place in design and quality because there isn't any good source for the actual amulet besides really shitty lumpy renders of the DMC1 amulet.
Also, the amulet in the netflix clips definitely doesn't look like either the DMC or DmC amulet. Instead it's some nebulous red shape that has more in common with the original than DmC's, just without the big metal housing around the red gem.
>inb4 it's a behelit so Vergil can cause an eclipse and all the main characters can be raped by demons
>Looks like it was just photoshopped on
Yes but iirc, he was wearing a replica one sometimes back when he first bought the rights and started development on this series.
I just hope the tone is good and it doesn't frick with any characters.
I agree, which is why I only said it has a CHANCE. But at least the main producer is a dork who'd wear a corny cosplay and let the pics get out widely. It's not a BAD sign.
Yeah he clearly enjoys DmC's aesthetics a little bit. Which is why the new amulet is closer to DmC and we're getting the Banana Pistols from DmC as E+I
The Netflix amulet actually looks more like a larger, rougher version of Lady's DMC3/A/4 pendant than anything
all of his Dante cosplay got DmC vibe instead
Just because he's a fan doesn't mean he's not moronic.
DMC5 had DmC apologist elements what the frick are you on
Reminder that a lot of the things DmC did first actually came from bayonetta
Another chuds crying about Netflix thread, Castlevania, One Piece and Cyberpunk were great. And arguably better than the source material.
Weak bait, pity (You)
>Castlevania, One Piece and Cyberpunk
>Homosexuality, beaners and literal troony game were great
Please have a nice day at the earliest convenience.
I wonder who's more mad, the "fans" or the /misc/tards who just hate everything
>Cyberpunk
Better than the source material by a wide fricking mile and shouldn't even be discussed.
I only agree with cyberpunk, the game's still slop
>created by poo director
good morning sirs, b***hMayRedeem will be very good
Hispanics will love it.
Reminder that this fricking nobody is the head writer
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm8288195/
>Known for Yasuke
Fricking hell
half of anime design is the hair and they hair and bangs are wrong not my dante
>Netflix
vidya adaptionbros, we're so in
>Trying to ape the Edgerunners success by hiring a asiatic studio and the pajeet who ruined castlevania with gay shit
morons, why didnt they hire a japanese studio?
Vergil is gonna be a Black person, just watch.
You want him to be black to have something to rage over, you culture war obsessed dog fricker.
Holy shit cry about a joke, homosexual. Pfftahahaha
Hard to tell when this board is full of doomposting reactionaries.
Imagine being so lacking in candor and so weak in the spine that you immediately backtrack on any sincere statement you say as a "joke" because you fear judgement on an anonymous imageboard. I've met israelites less cowardly than you.
They're twin brothers you fricking secondary moron, how would that even work?
Ebony. And. Ivory.
>This implies sparda is a Black person
Lmao it's so bad but also scary in the fact that it could be real
Sparda isn't a Black person, he's Turkish.
>Dante and vergil's mom got BLACKED by Black person sparda
The seething in this board would be GLORIOUS !
Biracial parents, you fricking stupid c**t. FRICK, some people are too stupid.
>there are troon on this board who pay for Netflix
There are /misc/tards on this board that have no father so they shitpost in anger all day.
That's some pretty specific projection anon, one week has been deducted from your subscription
>/misc/ boogeyman
nerves? struck.
Virginity? Protected.
I just use my mom's account (frick Netflix trying to stop people from sharing) and I still barely use it. Most value I've gotten out of it is when they added games to it unironically; Shatter Remastered and Poinpy are fun games for breaks at work or when you need to take a monster shit.
mega based
super cringe
virgil getting assfricked in the hooouuuusee tonight
How unfortunate for DMC fans.
Should've went with DmC Donte tbh
They can butcher it however they want if they went that route.
>Netflix DMC
>Mandatory scene where the main characters gets fricked anally
The DMC fanbase is full of horny fujoshit so this would be the one anime to actually do that for. The fans would love it.
"Never in a million years" looking ass...
>that music
>that zoomer haircut
It's over.
I hate indians, they're the only race I truly despise.
Some of Bollywood is cool, they can't be ALL bad.
For me it's Gypsies, entirely because I used to chat with a Hungarian dude in high school and one day he was just distraught because a gypsy killed his friend while mugging him and the local government downplayed it in the media. I fell out of contact with that guy but I kept that grudge for him. Frick gypsies.
Gypsies are the dindus of Europe.
True, gypsies are probably worse on average. Sad story.
TOTAL SHITFLIX DEATH
>Brought to you by the same guy who had Alucard get raped like he was a Taimanin
Peak American animation, how long until Vergil gets raped and comes out as trans?
>more tranime
now were going to see this spammed for the next year and a half
Mundus now a THEY
kill all shills
Looks good
>same homosexuals responsible for Castlevania and Dragon's Blood
Why must we suffer like this
>The Netflix series is a fanfic not canon to the games at all just like the Castlevania cartoon
>It means that Dante can finally end up with Lady and have a full uncensored love making scene with her on screen
LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>monkey paw curls
>lady is now a trap
Netflix'd
but then
>psyche this is a prequel before DMC3 where Dante gets E&I
>90% of the show will be Nell Goldstein being a girlboss, she's also black now
>no Lady or Trish for you
>Heterosexuality in 2023
You're delusional.
>another generic korean sweatshop Netflix anime where everyone mumbles into the microphone and says this is poopy frick nuggets every two seconds
>More rebeliious punk shit
Itsuno really is dead set on this being the direction for DMC isn't he? I feel like he's the one who really keeps insisting that the franchise needs to have STREET TUDE
how is gonna dante get raped the worst? figuratively or literally?
It's not anime. It's a cartoon.
Anime are cartoons.
But not all cartoons are anime
Nope.
Yep.
Arkham will be black, Trish will be half-black, remember this post
I remember when people used to have to go out of their way to find images like this taken through clever photography.
Now you all just AI up some lazy slop that barely makes sense when you expand the image and actually look at what it is showing.
can we get an edit of that reaper meme, but with netflix and all the franchises they've made absolute dogshit for?
>Ctrl +F Black person
>13
Obsessed. Ban America. At least b***h when you SEE one, not literally making shit up may happen from a literal 2 sec clip of animation
Actual mentally ill board.
Steal a soul for a second chance
But you will never be a woman
Your chosen gender does not match you
In a life which craves an axe wound
For your parents, nothing but spite
Until the day you end your life
Spare me from your Ganker raids
Wretched posts about your AIDS
About the semen that you have swallowed
All because you have no tomorrow
Wish they'd make a cure for your disease
It would answer your parents' pleas
Yearning just to hear the voice (of their)
Of their son before he made that choice
Killed a troony, time to kill them all
It should be against the law
When I look at you all I see:
Mind that's gone as far as your dick can pee
Your dick can pee
Your dick can pee
Your dick can pee
(Your dick can pee)
Bless me with the
Glory to kill thee
On you I see
An adam's apple
You are falling
Your dad is calling
Thoughts of you changing
Calm him down
Your chosen gender does not match you
In a life which craves an axe wound
For your parents, nothing but spite
Until the day you end your life
Because of this trend that you do follow
You won't live to see tomorrow
Steal a soul for a second chance
But you will never be a woman
It's gonna happen. They're going to Black personize at least 3 characters, and no one is going to be heterosexual.
All cast will be white. Ruben can be a Black person, even if he was white in anime, but this is netflix.
What happened in later castlevania to have people turn so hard on these adaptations? The first 2 seasons were great, I haven't seen the rest. I assume it got too pozzed for Ganker or something?
Alucard got buttfricked or something
So? He always looked kinda gay what's the problem.
Well that's fricking moronic.
Fair enough, then.
Alucard gets buttraped by a Japanese twink and lays there and cries.
No I'm not exaggerating.
cried and then murdered them, fwiw
So you can take it up the ass without crying?
He met the Japanese Fleece Johnson and started to cry and beg to stop and now he has PTSD and milky bootyhole
In general it wasn't really good and it was a filler in its core.
I wish to elaborate: Trevor, Sypha and Alucard didn't have much plot material to do anything during season 3 and 4; new characters are ok at best and annoying at worst; the worst thing is they had to put the same amount of episodes for every season so every episode drags; modern day marvel-like le quirky writing
you guys hated the one piece show?i thought it was pretty good
Ganker will hate anything /misc/ or Ganker tells them to hate
...so you hate it, too? That's nice, anon.
I never watched it so I have no opinion.
You're Ganker so you hate it. Have a nice day.
ABANDON ALL HOPE
THE LAST JUDGEMENT DRAWETH NIGH
Remember she won.
>Netflix
MONKEYS PAW
Looks gay as shit, so appropriate for current DMC
The same people who loved edgerunners automatically shitting on this for no reason
>no reason
Long ago I was part of the "it's just one character, who cares" mob, but then one character became two character, and then two character became three character, and so on.
Now I've realized that the only way to stop these things from happening with next to no bloodshed is just stopping these changed the moment you see them happening, thank God those morons at Disney are now realizing that these things are slowly maked them lose more and more money, when Disney changes back to their old ways every other sheep will follow shortly
You didn't need all that to say that you're an idiot.
>t. basketball american
Holy shit what the frick did I write in this post, this is the biggest ESL moment of my life
For the broken english? Yeah, that was pretty embarassing, but I'm right about everything else
Since Netflix is going to frick this up somehow let's go with:
>takes place in the DMC: DMC-verse
>Dante goes around being lame and uncool
>Virgil is the big bad and Lady is his troony henchwoman
>Donte and DMC5 Nero team up in a partnership fraught with sexual tension
>LESBIANS!
I AM THE NOG THAT IS APPROACHING
PROVOKING
RIOTS AND CRIME STATISTICS
I AM RECLAIMER OF MY J's
BORN IN LEAN
I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
MY FAMILY CREST IS A FRIED CHICKEN BREAST
FORSAKEN, I HAVE AWAKENED
A CADILLAC ON CINDERBLOCKS
DESCENDING homieRDY
HENNESY ON THE ROCKS
God i hope Dante has the gayest orgy in this show. DMC threads have not been fun since the reboot and this is just the thing they need.
Alucard getting raped legit ruined any discussion of the character or of SotN on this board. What are you DMCgays going to do after Adi has Dante get raped by Vergil?
Mundus will sodomize Vergil
but that actually happened
So it will have canon gay sex
Well they're moronic for even trying to pretend that slop is canon
Of course, it's not. But you can't mention anything about Alucard in a CV thread without half the thread immediately filling up with buttrape jokes.
it's vergil who's gonna get raped so hard he turns into nelo angelo
we're never getting another DMC game so it's fine
Today I will remind them
>Vergil was canonically made Mundus' sex slave for nine years
>and Dante is a turbowizard
was canonically made Mundus' sex slave for nine years
DMC sisters, is this true?
Yes, the character V is about Vergil overcoming his rape trauma
Mundus seems like the kind of guy who enjoys watching his sex slaves fricking instead of being part of teh action.
When it comes to the seed of Sparda, it's personnel.
Dante has sex in the canon novel though
And he also jokes about being bisexual.
New sub-genre just dropped: Gay-Action
There's some upcoming furry game that's basically gayonetta
it's confirmed that you got lady, vergil and dante in this and it's netflix/shankar so it's either gonna be a worse re-telling and butchering of DMC3 or a DmC stealth sequel with a biracial Lady, place your bets.
Do they have Bingo Morihashi on board? He wrote all the games and the prequel novels when Dante was Tony Redgrave
>netlfix getting a nipponese to write for them
lol lmao
Bingo didn't write the novel, but he did write the old anime.
You guys seriously got mad about black usopp? Oda said he was African. Look at how he draws his face and lips. The only possible gripe you could have about the live action actor is that the guy they got is not ugly enough.
>The only possible gripe you could have about the live action actor is that the guy they got is not ugly enough.
It's more that his nose is normal instead of really long but IIRC some people on staff said that they couldn't get a good prosthetic going that actually made him look like Usopp.
Usopp was never stated to be ugly was he? The current actor is fine I think, plus he already had the muscle mass for the timeskip