Greek God's are sentient spaceships actually who just happened to make landfall on Earth and slowly grew to like humans. And the goddesses' human forms are top waifu tier too.
I'll say exactly what I said about the first one: their appearances (brown skin, etc.) don't bother me anywhere near as much as the designers' homosexual reasoning for their appearances.
I mean he is known as being a ugly as hell cripple, like that's his defining physical features.
However I'm pretty sure most historical depictions prefered making him super skinny and he just kinda limped everywhere as he was lame rather than a full paraplegic
I'm never touching this game
Shove your ESG up your ass
isn't Hephaestus being an ugly cripple lore accurate?
Yeah. But I bet this was done for baragays
>"Why was the game made for someone else and not for me?!!" >:(
yeah Zeus threw him off olympus and he got crippled as a result, was famously known as the lame god
he's obviously not ugly
Yes, but a modern wheelchair and prosthetics is a waste of the aesthetic. And honestly he should probably be uglier.
Making Athena brown/bronze was one thing but this is, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I never understood why they couldn't be more daring and make the goddess with literal "afro" part of her name be a sexy chocolate queen
Isn't he always ugly and crippled?
Gtfo with that shit
How many bucks did they take from Larry fink for this?
those subsidies must pay well
Greek God's are sentient spaceships actually who just happened to make landfall on Earth and slowly grew to like humans. And the goddesses' human forms are top waifu tier too.
It's funny how you can look at this character and instantly know everything about the artist's political alignments.
start with the Greeks first
mental illness
They just had to shoehorn in the wheelchair.
I'll say exactly what I said about the first one: their appearances (brown skin, etc.) don't bother me anywhere near as much as the designers' homosexual reasoning for their appearances.
that's just Yagrum Bagarn but he showers daily.
funny choice for making this specific one white
Being a man-bun having cripple was enough to fill out his diversity quota so they made him white to keep up appearances.
>wheelchair
>metal leg
>fat bara, down to full lips
Funny how you can take the most innocuous thing and turn it into some sicko fetish shit
you all seem to be very familiar with this Bara fetish despite thinking of it as "sicko fetish shit"
I know homosexuals also fist each other at pride parades doesn't mean I like it, anon.
a guy with a beer gut doesn't mean they are trying to cater to anyone's fetish, he's probably fat because he can't fricking walk
If he can't walk then why bother with the prosthetic leg? moron.
I got back from Athens yesterday and none of the dudes there look like this.
I mean he is known as being a ugly as hell cripple, like that's his defining physical features.
However I'm pretty sure most historical depictions prefered making him super skinny and he just kinda limped everywhere as he was lame rather than a full paraplegic
Wow, he's literally me
Why is he a pretty boy Bara shouldn't he be super fricked up looking?
>pretty boy Bara
I think you have a fetish.
they'll call you gay for this but it's so obviously true that he was made conventionally attractive
He looks greek to me
He will never be senshi.
Pretty sure Heph is crippled, that's his whole thing. He's the crippled god of building robots.