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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm never touching this game
    Shove your ESG up your ass

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't Hephaestus being an ugly cripple lore accurate?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. But I bet this was done for baragays

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Why was the game made for someone else and not for me?!!" >:(

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah Zeus threw him off olympus and he got crippled as a result, was famously known as the lame god

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he always ugly and crippled?

      he's obviously not ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but a modern wheelchair and prosthetics is a waste of the aesthetic. And honestly he should probably be uglier.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making Athena brown/bronze was one thing but this is, Jesus Christ.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I never understood why they couldn't be more daring and make the goddess with literal "afro" part of her name be a sexy chocolate queen

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he always ugly and crippled?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gtfo with that shit
    How many bucks did they take from Larry fink for this?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those subsidies must pay well

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greek God's are sentient spaceships actually who just happened to make landfall on Earth and slowly grew to like humans. And the goddesses' human forms are top waifu tier too.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how you can look at this character and instantly know everything about the artist's political alignments.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    start with the Greeks first

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mental illness

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just had to shoehorn in the wheelchair.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll say exactly what I said about the first one: their appearances (brown skin, etc.) don't bother me anywhere near as much as the designers' homosexual reasoning for their appearances.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's just Yagrum Bagarn but he showers daily.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funny choice for making this specific one white

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being a man-bun having cripple was enough to fill out his diversity quota so they made him white to keep up appearances.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wheelchair
    >metal leg
    >fat bara, down to full lips
    Funny how you can take the most innocuous thing and turn it into some sicko fetish shit

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you all seem to be very familiar with this Bara fetish despite thinking of it as "sicko fetish shit"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know homosexuals also fist each other at pride parades doesn't mean I like it, anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a guy with a beer gut doesn't mean they are trying to cater to anyone's fetish, he's probably fat because he can't fricking walk

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If he can't walk then why bother with the prosthetic leg? moron.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got back from Athens yesterday and none of the dudes there look like this.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean he is known as being a ugly as hell cripple, like that's his defining physical features.
    However I'm pretty sure most historical depictions prefered making him super skinny and he just kinda limped everywhere as he was lame rather than a full paraplegic

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, he's literally me

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he a pretty boy Bara shouldn't he be super fricked up looking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pretty boy Bara
      I think you have a fetish.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they'll call you gay for this but it's so obviously true that he was made conventionally attractive

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks greek to me

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He will never be senshi.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure Heph is crippled, that's his whole thing. He's the crippled god of building robots.

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