here's your new Borderlands protagonist

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly she wasn’t bad at all, she’s like Pam from Archer. It was those two paki soblings that were annoying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you that fixated on the issue that the pastels on the left arm tick a response in your brain?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no handsome jack
    dead on arrival

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watch like 20 minutes of gameplay
    >EVERY other sentence is a character trying to make a mcu quip
    >wheelchair bitch has guns pulled on her and literally no characters taking it seriously
    >whole building gets bombed still meant to be a comedic haha funny scene
    >2 seconds later all 3 main characters are still quipping
    what the fuck happened to this franchise
    Borderlands 1 and this literally don't even feel like the same universe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They found success with Handsome Jack as a legitimately entertaining asshole with villainous snark
      Then they decided ‘what if every character acted like Handsome Jack without restraint?'

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I should add that since Jacks VA improvised most of his dialogue, it’s something that only he probably knows how to do well in voice tone and timing, the rest of the time the jokes and sarcasm are done by different writers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Ugh these pretzels are awful.... eugh they're so stale

          Best lines ever, total improv.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is she is a wheelchair because her legs dont work or because she is fat?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >STAIRS?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think stairs were her nemesis before the chair lol

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the new Tales from the Borderlands? Didn't even know this existed until yesterday.
    I doubt it'll be able to capture the same sense of fun the first TFTBL had though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it won't, it's a whole new bunch of charaters, with no connection to the OG's with the writers of BL3 behind it. It's utter trash

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no connection to the OG's with the writers of BL3 behind it
        I watched the trailer with the hope there'd be some connection, whisper of a hint to the previous lot but nope. I can't lie and say I didn't want a follow up, but fuck me man they just made liquid shit into a videogame here.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't help they shafted all popular and likable characters. Heck, a lion's share of old guard is dead.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn that's what? 1? 2? no, 3, diversity check marks ticked in a single character. Pretty impressive optimizing I gotta say.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could have been 5 if she was black and 80 years old
      6 if she is part of the lgbtard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel anon, you saw the diversity I missed I should spend the rest of the day genuflecting on my ignorance.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's fun

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Subtle Gearbox logo on arm
    I can stand the rest but this is too much

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