>you'd have to search hard to find people this ugly IRL
this one sentence completely destroys any counterargument or israelite shill talk
they literally can't refute this without bringing up some other subject or insulting you
keep it up anon
Nah
Im 0retty sure ive seen the ones at the top in the street before
Bottom left too
Middle bottom is just a normal asian
Bottom right is the only one i haven't personally seen, and that's because i haven't seen a lot of blacks in general
I've seen you saying moronic shit with this exact image attached to it multiple times in the past few hours. Maybe take your own advice you insufferable homosexual.
At a guess, cos I don't know:
1. MJ (we know this one due to shitposting)
2. Harry?
3. Norman Trump?
4. Miles' mum?
5. The token fat Asian best friend?
6. Mile's love interest cos a hot Gwen would be a step too far?
Gwen hasn't been mentioned in Insomniac's universe so far, the only part about Peter's past told in some backpack info is that Peter, Mary Jane, Harry and even Eddie Brock were college friends, Gwen just isn't mentioned, so Gwen either doesn't know Peter in this universe or she simply doesn't exist.
>Who the frick are those people even
Ugly MJ
Harry
Norman
Rio (Miles' mom)
Ganke (Miles' smart friend)
Hailey (Miles' implied girlfriend who found out he's Spider-Man at the end of the game).
face scan, mocap, all that bullshit was such a blow to video-games
even worse, it works like shit on women because it always makes the eyes to look sunken and the bone structure to look off
i think it's because women do these face scans with full on caked up make up, so the technology can't properly work out the shadows and shapes
i see literally no problem with any of them aside from Sargeant Sniffer at the bottom right.
ganke was in spiderman 1 and miles morales, and norman looks pretty good tbh
>Could have had a stylized game >instead they made a shitty waxface realistic game that will look outdated in a handful of years when it already looks fricky now
Why the frick.
>outdated in a handful of years when it already looks fricky now
movie games are getting remastered in 3 years time now (when they get a shit port on PC often)
looks ugly (except for Norman) but don't care I just want good gameplay mechanics and detailed suits
none of you could actually convince me y'all are actual Spider-Man fans and only pretend to care because you're a bunch of /misc/tards that infest other boards with your rent free incessant b***hing
Im from and live in the deep south of Texas you troglodyte, y'all has been around since before social media and even capeshit >Twitter
exactly my point, y'all has nothing to do with it but tourists like you bring up some other shitty thing when you disagree with them as if its an own
frick off moron
norman osborn looks like christopher walken if he went to the same plastic surgeon vince mcmahon went and harry looks like he's halfway through obtaining down syndrome
i get there's an agenda behind making the women look ugly but what the frick's the excuse for those two?
Same uncanny valley weirdness that Hogwarts Legacy had. It's ironic that in their push to set more "realistic" expectations in terms of beauty and diversity game devs have created this bizarre unreal look for characters that permeates all games now and breaks immersion. In fact it's doubly ironic because so much gets spent on GRAPHIX in the pursuit of realism and then this ideology-driven approach to designing characters completely shits all over it kek
Go outside? Anon we buy the games so we don't have to go outside. You want those heckin' hard workin' wagie devs to get their heckin' dollarinos right?
Honestly Miles' mom isn't half-bad, which is weird since she looks younger than MJ. Asian guy just looks like a fat asian guy and Norman looks ok. But jesus christ MJ, Harry and that nose in the bottom right need serious help.
When every actress that Caligames model female characters on is hotter than the character herself, and it's clearly been done on purpose, you lose the right to whine.
she would stick out so hard between all that dysgenia overload, groid worship and not to mention the homosexual and troony symbols that are going to be all over the city
is it weird that I feel like if any artist should be linked to this horrible cuck-driven plotline for peter then romita is just fine for it?
Like whenever I see his peter or mj i just think of the ending to kick ass 1 where everything goes to shit for dave after everything he did
the characters faces just look like they suffer
damn, these look like racial caricatures lmao
you'd have ti search hard to find people this ugly IRL
>you'd have to search hard to find people this ugly IRL
this one sentence completely destroys any counterargument or israelite shill talk
they literally can't refute this without bringing up some other subject or insulting you
keep it up anon
Ive seen people who look exactly like those in OP
Unironically go outside my man
>ff14 troon
>horrible opinions
checks out every time
>FF14
Try again, imbecile
do you know that anyone can check the archives right? you're a FGO troony posting a man, you're a ff14 troony too
Wow an imbecile AND moronic
I like neither franchise, i just have images saved up because i like them
>he posts tranime too
dude, you're just making it too easy
Ok lil bro
You need to be 18 years old to post here
sorry you got called out 3 times out of 3
anime, ff14, fate
and you have shit opinions
all i'm saying is, this happens every time
Again, you should probably not be ij Ganker at your age.
Zoom zoom: the shit opinion
Bullshit those faces are the stuff of nightmares
Nah
Im 0retty sure ive seen the ones at the top in the street before
Bottom left too
Middle bottom is just a normal asian
Bottom right is the only one i haven't personally seen, and that's because i haven't seen a lot of blacks in general
Pretty*
I've seen you saying moronic shit with this exact image attached to it multiple times in the past few hours. Maybe take your own advice you insufferable homosexual.
Anon ive used it twice in 3 days
Mary Jane is supposed to be exceptionally beautiful, not like some random woman you see when you go outside
Fricking hell, what's wrong with bottom right? That looks like someone just fricked around with sliders in The Sims fir shits and giggles.
This, these frickers don't even look human.
Should've done a stylized game
Why do Californians want everyone to be ugly?
Who the frick are those people even
Jesus Christ I fricking hate modern vidya developers so goddamn much
At a guess, cos I don't know:
1. MJ (we know this one due to shitposting)
2. Harry?
3. Norman Trump?
4. Miles' mum?
5. The token fat Asian best friend?
6. Mile's love interest cos a hot Gwen would be a step too far?
Isn't Gwen dead in that timeline?
Who even knows.
Gwen hasn't been mentioned in Insomniac's universe so far, the only part about Peter's past told in some backpack info is that Peter, Mary Jane, Harry and even Eddie Brock were college friends, Gwen just isn't mentioned, so Gwen either doesn't know Peter in this universe or she simply doesn't exist.
Her name said be in post card
why does Miles' mom look younger than a 24yo MJ?
>Who the frick are those people even
Ugly MJ
Harry
Norman
Rio (Miles' mom)
Ganke (Miles' smart friend)
Hailey (Miles' implied girlfriend who found out he's Spider-Man at the end of the game).
Hate how capeshit always has to be as ethnic as possible.
Most capeshit comics were written or taken over by israelites. Then when they are made into other media that media is also run by israelites.
thats a man...
Americans are awful at character design.
Every dev in the industry is competing to make the ugliest characters possible these days.
is that at the top supposed to be peter?
That's Harry.
Peter isn't in the OP at all.
>meanwhile in 2008...
face scan, mocap, all that bullshit was such a blow to video-games
even worse, it works like shit on women because it always makes the eyes to look sunken and the bone structure to look off
i think it's because women do these face scans with full on caked up make up, so the technology can't properly work out the shadows and shapes
>face scan, mocap, all that bullshit was such a blow to video-games
This. Can't play games that use that shit.
Kojima did all of that and his games look fine, g00d even
ah but anon kojima did use those in MGS4 tho...
it not a meme WestDevs are ordered to make them ugly
i see literally no problem with any of them aside from Sargeant Sniffer at the bottom right.
ganke was in spiderman 1 and miles morales, and norman looks pretty good tbh
Rio still the milf
Is the top middle dude supposed to be Harry? What the frick, he kinda looks like a stereotypical downie.
No way they made the fat bald guy less fat
In 10 years he's going to get outed for grooming. I'm betting on it.
Are these official non photoshopped? Why is everyone so ugly? It wasn't like this in the first game.
>Miles stayed with the deaf girl
Kind of based, honestly. I liked her interactions with him. At least it's not the Vulture's daughter or some shit
>go outside
>women are beautiful
>go online
>women are beautiful
>play vidya
>women are fugly
my homie ganke looking DRIPPY
I'VE BEEN OUTSIDE WOMEN DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT, YOU TRY GOING ONUTSIDE ONCE homosexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!
believe it or not, in my country, 25yo women don't look like Tmale grannies
I WISH I HAD A FRACTION OF THE JAW THESE WOMEN IN VIDYA HAVE
JELLY
>Could have had a stylized game
>instead they made a shitty waxface realistic game that will look outdated in a handful of years when it already looks fricky now
Why the frick.
The vast majority are obsessed with realism shit, that's why.
>outdated in a handful of years when it already looks fricky now
movie games are getting remastered in 3 years time now (when they get a shit port on PC often)
These are real boring character designs.
Who the frick are these people?
I guess that's "Mary Jane", "Harry Osborn" and "Norman Osborn" but who the frick are the other three?
I think bottom left is aunt may and the other two I think are Peter's friends in the newer spiderman movies but I didn't watch those.
Aunt May is dead. Bototm left is Black person-Man's mom.
do you guys even have the slightest idea of how cucked Peter is right now? this insomniac version is much better than the comic
Where's the page of him nearly passing out from anxiety because he tried making a pass at Black Cat?
We're so back micropenis bros
t. Paul
>loses to MJ (the J stands for Jean Grey)
the spider who gobbles
The Spider-man who SNAP
What does Silvio from Sopranos have to do with spider man?
>discord trannies actually think they can gaslight people
Kek
It's funny how literally no Spider-Man product has come close to the Raimi films in terms of casting
Dunst and Maquire are good, but Dafoe, Molina and Franco are unbeatable.
>went outside
holy shit women in real life are way hotter than portrayed in video games
>walk my dog
>see pretty woman
Your move, creep.
Get woke, go broke
looks ugly (except for Norman) but don't care I just want good gameplay mechanics and detailed suits
none of you could actually convince me y'all are actual Spider-Man fans and only pretend to care because you're a bunch of /misc/tards that infest other boards with your rent free incessant b***hing
tired of these stupid ass threads
>y'all
You're not Rogue, you're not Gambit, you're not from the south, you're from Twitter. Shut the frick up.
Im from and live in the deep south of Texas you troglodyte, y'all has been around since before social media and even capeshit
>Twitter
exactly my point, y'all has nothing to do with it but tourists like you bring up some other shitty thing when you disagree with them as if its an own
frick off moron
Actual Spider-Man fans care about Peter Parker.
Yeah and until they make Peter look like Rob Liefields Captain America or play like Spider-Man 3 none of this is any big deal
Did Spider-Man always had a fat vaguely Asian sidekick like in the movies?
>fat vaguely asian
Regular fat asian but yes
It's his bro character
Spider-Man, no. Miles, yes.
It's funny actually, miles got a giant fricking glowup. The devs obviously know how to make good face models, they just want to frick with the product
They remembered that dude's half puerto rican
>game tries to normalize 16 year olds dating 50 year olds.
Isn't thatnwhat Ganker wants?
norman osborn looks like christopher walken if he went to the same plastic surgeon vince mcmahon went and harry looks like he's halfway through obtaining down syndrome
i get there's an agenda behind making the women look ugly but what the frick's the excuse for those two?
Harry dies and Norman becomes the Gobbo. There's no reason to make them pretty. Meanwhile Kraven looks like he's from a gay weg.
>Kraven looks like he's from a gay weg
no imp fricking for him then?
Don't live in buttuglystan, sorry la creatura. LA creatura, even.
Damn Miles Morales transitioned?
>middle aged mom hotter than the young red head super model
women in the industry hate redheads
Same uncanny valley weirdness that Hogwarts Legacy had. It's ironic that in their push to set more "realistic" expectations in terms of beauty and diversity game devs have created this bizarre unreal look for characters that permeates all games now and breaks immersion. In fact it's doubly ironic because so much gets spent on GRAPHIX in the pursuit of realism and then this ideology-driven approach to designing characters completely shits all over it kek
Go outside? Anon we buy the games so we don't have to go outside. You want those heckin' hard workin' wagie devs to get their heckin' dollarinos right?
Honestly Miles' mom isn't half-bad, which is weird since she looks younger than MJ. Asian guy just looks like a fat asian guy and Norman looks ok. But jesus christ MJ, Harry and that nose in the bottom right need serious help.
I wanna frick that Rio Morales
Alright, clam down Mr. Parker.
Spiderverse RIO is hotter.
face scan really doesn't work well on women huh? it's like the machine can't be tricked
Kojima had no problem facescanning western actresses with great results. It's just that the west loves ugly people.
Is that MJ or Aunt May?
They all look deformed, there's something very wrong going on in that 3D department
These graphics look terrible.
>give the nigress an outrageously big nose and lips
uhm based?
That deaf girl had a booty on her
Looks like a PS3 game.
Who is the top middle guy and the bottom left lady?
Harry Osbourne and Rio Morales.
>Rio Morales
I thought it was Indian lady
No thanks
MJ looks like shes 35+ and peter looks like hes a ugly 19 year old. this is fricking disgusting
That's not Peter. It's a kid with down syndrome he often checks up on in the homeless shelter. He's called Monev.
That's not Peter in OP. That's Harry Osborn who is dying and needs the symbiote to live.
He's pretty fat for someone who's dying.
When every actress that Caligames model female characters on is hotter than the character herself, and it's clearly been done on purpose, you lose the right to whine.
it would honestly be much worse if MJ was hot
she would stick out so hard between all that dysgenia overload, groid worship and not to mention the homosexual and troony symbols that are going to be all over the city
snoy consumers are golems so this fits
it would be much better. just make her look like young kirsten dunst like the original spiderman movie
They all have grey corpse skin except for the Black person who looks like a bad reinterpretation of an ape.
Where's Paul?
I hate modern Spiderman so much it's unreal.
is it weird that I feel like if any artist should be linked to this horrible cuck-driven plotline for peter then romita is just fine for it?
Like whenever I see his peter or mj i just think of the ending to kick ass 1 where everything goes to shit for dave after everything he did
the characters faces just look like they suffer
the current artist actually loves Peter and MJ as a couple, and they had him draw fanfic tier cuckolding
why are amerimutts like this
Who says we do? We're not the ones making these decisions.
Then why does your entire US military stand ready for Israel and you just delivered 7 billion dollars for them?
Because politicians are crooked and don't represent the wills and wants of their people?
insomniac spiderman is so soulless.
Not that I expect a marvel licensed game to be soulful but insomniac spiderman feels like it's made by robots or the government