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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What affect does this have on the normiegroid cattle mind? Surely something civilization ending

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M ACTING

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M -ACK

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      good pic, we should shame the men that support these developments far more

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SAPKOCKED

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude's just drunk on the money. After the endless seething for missing out with CDP he finally landed it big and will not do anything to frick it up for himself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that his wife?
      He is a winner

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the wife of the TV exec who gave her the showrunning position on the Witcher

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >man with a financial incentive to support thing ends up supporting thing
      Woah...

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why have they lost the ability to do decent greenscreen effects. The star wars prequels had better effects than this shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Limited number of studios who do that kind of work and all movie studios care about is cheap and fast. There just isn't any demand for quality with the exception of James Cameron.
      Jurassic Park had over a year of cgi artists doing crunch hours out of sheer passion, ant man gets a couple months. No amount of advancement in tech can overcome that difference.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this is the P
    power......of....female showrunners....sasuga..

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her plastic-filled face is disgusting

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, this scene has zero weight. A small prepubescent girl hitting a fake cg monster with a styrofoam rock.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      these showmakers seems to have zero interest in making fight scenes interesting

      it's like they don't get how the physical world works and don't care in the least about making scenes work
      badass female protagonist wins because she's badass, don't ask shitlord questions like how she did it or what makes her a badass

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Geralt would look awkward in this scene. This is some superhuman strength shit. They choreographed it like a awful superhero scene.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          they could've showed her using her bullshit powers to give the strike momentum
          just some basic blue glow CGI, maybe speed up that shot a little
          but no
          she softly bonks the monster's head with a piece of styrofoam, at which point you're informed that the monster is dead and Ciri won

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when movies used to hide and obfuscate their bad ccgi with dark lighting and whatnot?
    when did they fully stop caring and just present to you the full ugly 3d model in broad daylight like this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason why everyone else stopped caring when putting effort into their art medium of choice.

      People will buy / consume it regardless of the quality because of the name attached to the product.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because in the end you will still watch it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like power rangers vs avatar

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lays a .2 mm thick cloth strip on a stab wound
    >"There, you're all better now!"

    once again, it's like the showmakers don't give two shit how stuff works
    it's like the scene isn't supposed to be more than a symbolical reminder of what's happening in the narrative
    you are now informed that Ciri healed the unicorn. how? we're not going to show you
    it might as well be pictographs

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, it's another giant monster fight that involves rolling around on the ground under the monster as it stabs over and over again at the ground with spike legs and misses every single time.

    Just once I'd like to see in a film someone in this situation actually get hit and die which is almost certainly what would actually happen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      watch starship troopers

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this looks like some young adult novel shit, CW would be proud

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 4 is never happening right?
    They aren't even gonna try with Thor's brother, they will just end it with this, maybe make an animated movie recapping whatever is left of the books and call it a day.
    Right?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    her "strikes" if you can even call them that literally have no weight to them
    watch it without sound so see how pathetic they truly look

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watch it without sound so see how pathetic they truly look
      Even with sound they look pathetic. But I think we're all well used to the female actors in action shit clearly hitting like girls by now because god forbid they have to get in shape like all the male actors do. That would "sexist".

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, that piece of cloth she puts on the horse's wound is literally fricking napkin-sized, what an absolute joke of a scene.

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