>HE'S FRICKING PROTOSS

>HE'S FRICKING PROTOSS

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that this man is married and has a kid

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone should call child protective services.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. You gonna cry about it, you protoss idiot?

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    actually a big bw player but not into eceleb shit. but tell me, what is his beef with protoss? game is pretty gdamn balanced

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not into eceleb shit as such either but he's basically been the face of BW in the west for decades now. Though if you don't watch tournaments, you wouldn't see him yeah.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a big bw player
      >dude why does terran hate protoss?
      you're moronic and a liar. That's like day 1 of broodwar school.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    this guy has issues

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone give me the tldr on this, the video made me laugh and I wanna laugh harder at the undoubtedly moronic context

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop caring about ecelebs you dumb troony virgin

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tldr
      Terran players are insecure copers

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get into SC2 but it doesn't seem fun.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not gonna be fun at all until you've trained the required muscle memory.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't intend to play online, just versus AI tbh

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Artosis still regularly embarrassing himself on stream? Haven't followed starcraft in years

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >le terran man faec
    kys you’reself

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He only made 130k the past 3 years the poor lad

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone explain to an idiot why Protoss is so frustrating?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Protoss isn't a stronger race, but it's easier to play so if you play Zerg or Terran you have to work harder to win.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, was gonna delete my post, didn't see that you had explained it 10 seconds before.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're easier to play than other races, and they have a lot of random tech they can try that might kill you, and even if it doesn't work they're fine (DT, Shuttle, Recall, etc)

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      sure. Imagine wasting your life getting up to 350 apm on starcraft broodwar, literally relocating to korea to play on their servers, marrying an ugly white woman because the kpop idols don't want to frick with you, so all you have left is starcraft 2... then starcraft 2 bottoms out because blizzard is fricking moronic, so you need to come crawling back to broodwar to make money because you have absolutely zero marketable skills, along with an elitist shithead attitude.

      Then you log into starcraft broodwar and train for 8 hours or more while commentating it as your career. Your life is this game. You've done all the calculus to determine the correct economic paths, you've watched all the pros do the builds, you've copied down their strats into your note pad... You turn your stream on, hit "SEARCH FOR MATCH."

      then you get qued against "LORDOFLIMA69", a peruvian protoss playing on a cardboard box with an iq of 80. Because of the massive lag the game eats your inputs, so you have to do everything 3 or 4 times to verify that your orders are being carried out. Your scouting also works suboptimally because you've trained to scout against optimal koreans, not peruvians. Your input to build an engineering bay failed so one DT gets in your base, and this literal moron has now just dashed all of your training and preparation. you lose and look like a huge noob.

      That's broodwar for you

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I understand 110%.
        I play fighting games competitively, literally every bit of it makes sense, and I've experienced it in a different way.
        That's pretty funny, in my mind this game takes a frickton of effort and had perfect balance, I didn't think there was an "easy" route.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's not an "easy" route, protoss is still hard compared to every other game. But terran is a race for masochists, it is SO fricking hard to play. You need to interpolate everything that is going on just by seeing one unit moving in the dark, and if you guess wrong you die. It's balanced because terran CAN be very strong, but before the pro level they're extremely hard to play. Protoss is easier at first but it gets FIENDISHLY hard later on (around the level that artosis is at actually). Zerg is hard, then easy, then hard. Terran is just hard.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I realized after my post that the situation was mostly based on ping, and not on Protoss needing lower APM.
            I like characters/things that are balanced by a high skill ceiling, couldn't imagine doing it in Starcraft though.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    GUY IN THE CHAT, YOU'RE A FRICKING MORON. SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BE WATCHING ME.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    does he not understand he's just too old to be playing with these people who've been playing BW non-stop for 20 years?

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I almost never hear about Zerg, which worries me, since they're who I'm interested in

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zerg is very good. They are doing the best in ASL (the best Korean tournament).

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watch Artosis every night he streams to gamble salt (channel points). His stream/chat is the most fun I'm had since the early days of Destiny when he wasn't blue pill.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      im surprised he allows all that TTS, you'd think Twitch could give a shit about endless mario erotica

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just tune in for the Mario erotica tbh

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    who is guy in the chat anyway? Why does he always hate that person

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's zerg swarm

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >love terrans and zerg
    >can't understand space elves
    Protossbros explain how to be good. I can only think of dragon/reaver spam or airtoss

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