it's not unreasonable that he'd want to both be able to stand for short periods, but spend most of the time seated while still being able to move about his workspace
it's not unreasonable that he'd want to both be able to stand for short periods, but spend most of the time seated while still being able to move about his workspace
He's supposed to be ugly and crippled in greek mythology by the way.
Yeah it's pretty dumb. Maybe the prosthetic is there purely for aesthetic reasons.
Why are you blatantly lying and acting as though the prosthetics and wheelchair are anything but modern DEI garbage? Why don't you hate yourself more, you fricking liars?
https://www.theoi.com/Gallery/K7.6.html >Hephaestus returns to Olympus from his exile on the shores of the river Oceanus riding a winged chariot-car or chair.
why didnt they give him this then? You know they only put him in a fricking wheelchair to pander to extreme left ideology. And yes, it is the extreme left they are pandering to, because not even wheelchair users give a shit about seeing Black folk in wheelchairs.
>is that supposed to be a prosthetic leg and a wheelchair
Yes. Yes it is.
Is that a problem?
I am fully aware that the fricking D&D wheelchair garbage is beyond pathetic and fricking sucks.
But I almost can't believe that people are making a big deal about fricking Hephaestus having a wheelchair. Not even the prosthetic limb is out of pocket since one of his most famous accomplishments was building the mechanical man automaton.
I get the prosthetic limb but not the wheelchair, that's the point of the prosthetic limb
He's the god of forging, the limb should be good enough to not need a wheelchair
We all know why they added the wheelchair though
If I recall correctly Hepheastus was supposed to be fricked up bad and ugly as hell besides, so the only real complaint is how he should have had period-accurate equipment instead of lazy modern ones but I did a greek art on the wheel.
>period-accurate equipment
bro Hepheastus literally invented automatons in the myths (thats where the word comes from). He can have a robot leg if he wants to.
Could have been golden automata carrying a palanquin, or an automaton-horse pulling a chariot-chair. Wheelchair is fine, but the design of the wheelchair is a bit lazy.
>is that supposed to be a prosthetic leg and a wheelchair
Yes. Yes it is.
Is that a problem?
I am fully aware that the fricking D&D wheelchair garbage is beyond pathetic and fricking sucks.
But I almost can't believe that people are making a big deal about fricking Hephaestus having a wheelchair. Not even the prosthetic limb is out of pocket since one of his most famous accomplishments was building the mechanical man automaton.
Yes I'm sure that's why they depicted him this way and not because whatever estrogen fueled turbohomosexual designed this was frothing at the mouth about diversity points.
>Period accurate wheelchair >Some sort of super god wheelchair >One of those.
Ok. That's completely fair. I admit.
That said. I can't say I care too much. And it's not as if the wheelchair looks all too modern. Modern wheelchairs are very skeleton like. Like. Thin frames. They made some whatever the frick thing here.
I'll admit that it isn't all too appealing of a design as far as chairs go. But it doesn't look too modern I don't think.
But yeah. The chair could look different. But it's not an issue that he is in a wheelchair.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The god designs in hades are horribly ESG-poisoned so it's understandable to be oversensitive to the new designs but Hepheastus is only a mild offender.
Not in that moronic artstyle. Not brown. Not gay looking. Actually fricking ugly. Exactly the same wheelchair and prosthetic but with a giant "Black person" emblazoned on the side of both of them visible to the player at all times so they KNOW wokegays aren't welcome in this hobby.
Why are you not angrier at this? What is wrong with this place anymore? Why is everyone a fricking normalgay?
Have you ever considered that that maybe your perception and memory is what's changing? Go look at some Ganker archives from fifteen years ago, nobody would have cared about this.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No shit moron, wokeshit barely existed in 2009 compared to now. Why are you not angrier at this? Why is this board full of normalgays now?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>handicapped people didn't exist in 2009 moron!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Who are you quoting?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>game I wasn't going to buy anyway >know nothing about the devs and don't care to >depiction that seems reasonable for the character
Why should I be angry? Was this a franchise you loved that's now be changed for the worse, or is it a franchise you have no interest in that you're nonetheless following in the news?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
OP doesn't play video games. He's /misc/ run-off that just shitposts all day about social politics. he grabbed the pic off reddit (ironic) and is prob just making the rounds to stir the pot with other mentally ill shitskins.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>know nothing about the devs and don't care to
To be fair to anon, the devs are wokist tards.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Right, but my point is that if OP bothers to keep himself informed about the game, its updates, and details about the devs, clearly he must care about it to some degree. Surely he's not getting mad a game he'd never play and has no interest in, right?
The devs are woke trannies but they do respect the mythology. My guess is they didn't want to have a blatant cripple like pic rel in the game when they could slap him in a wheelchair and get good boy points.
I don't see fricking wheelchair in there. Wheelchairs don't belong in fiction where magic exists. Plenty of other ways to get around even if he's fully fricking lame.
because they saw one moronic image of someone fighting in a dungeon on a wheelchair and now think that wheelchairs in any game are bad even if the god in question is a crippled craftsman
>American claims he is Greek
I swear to God, if you were to believe the average burger, half of the population would be related to Sitting Bull.
Why are diaspora c**ts always like this?
Very cute and funny.
Why are people openly posting youtube shills on here and not being banned? Why am I seeing a thread about a piece of shit game absolutely nobody who uses this board should care about at all?
he started with tripods with wheels to support him but ended up creating golden robot wifes and gave them hearts so that they could genuinely love him
so hopefully that's a later upgrade to his shop
Mythologically speaking Hades is probably one of the most decent foods you can meet. He does his unpleasant but necessary job without complaint and is generally willing to meet with people and make a deal if they're determined.
The frick? Do you get triggered when people have wheel chairs irl? he's a god. all he does is sit on his ass and forge stuff anyways.
If I recall correctly Hepheastus was supposed to be fricked up bad and ugly as hell besides, so the only real complaint is how he should have had period-accurate equipment instead of lazy modern ones but I did a greek art on the wheel.
I already answered your question - Hephaestus is in a wheelchair because he's lame of leg and many myths depict him as using a wheeled chair to get around.
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Why are you blatantly lying and acting as though the prosthetics and wheelchair are anything but modern DEI garbage? Why don't you hate yourself more, you fricking liars?
Just because a character being in a wheelchair gets you Diversity Good Boy Points doesn't mean that characters being in wheelchairs is inherently bad. This is like being mad that Stephen Hawking got a cameo in a videogame and was portrayed with a wheelchair. It makes perfect sense for the context.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Just because a character being in a wheelchair gets you Diversity Good Boy Points doesn't mean that characters being in wheelchairs is inherently bad.
Thank you for FINALLY answering. Yes it fricking does and if you disagree, you do not belong here.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
when is Ganker getting email verification, rapeape
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So if a WW2 game features FDR you'd be mad he was in a wheelchair?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If the DEI homosexual team behind it was full of soi chugging pieces of subhuman shit getting hard at the thought of le heckin representation good boy points? Yes, and you should too.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So you're saying that the final product doesn't matter as much as the minds behind it? I dunno man, Michael Jackson's music is great regardless of whether he was a pedophile.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>If the DEI homosexual team behind it was full of soi chugging pieces of subhuman shit getting hard at the thought of le heckin representation good boy points? Yes, and you should too.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
This pure unfiltered incel seething is fricking incredible. I was going to buy the game anyway because I enjoyed the first one but if the fact of it existing makes you this enraged then I'll make sure to buy a couple extra copies for friends.
That said, I think we both know that what's really going on here is that you didn't know shit about the mythology and are too ashamed to admit it now that countless of people have called you out and provided ample proof of the fact that this is completely fitting with the mythology.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>incel
Mods, why is this piece of shit not banned immediately? Why are you not protecting board culture?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Your board is over here: /misc/
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>being a virgin who unironically rages over seeing accurate representations of greek gods in video games is "board culture"
boy, you dumb as hell
we ever caught you talkin that shit round here, we'd stomp your ass and give you a good ol pickup drag
homosexuals like you aint welcome on this here videogame forum
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>This is like being mad that Stephen Hawking got a cameo in a videogame and was portrayed with a wheelchair. It makes perfect sense for the context.
And then he stands up.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sure. Him being fat, Blackfied, and looking like some fat fetish homosexual art does.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Him being so fat is definitely a bad choice, and the artist they use definitely has a tendency to make the men look a bit feminine and the women look a bit masculine. But he's definitely not black - he looks Mediterranean.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Meds dont look like indians.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Indian
You're fricking blind.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
He looks like a shitskin. Meds dont look like shitskins.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Blackfied
How the frick do you morons see him as black? He has ZERO nog features. It looks like he's inside a dark room iluminated by the hearth. His skin actually looks more ash-white than anything.
Meds dont look like indians.
Oh so now he's not a nog, now he's Indian. Pick a fricking race to be seething about and stick to it.
He looks like a shitskin. Meds dont look like shitskins.
You've never seen an actual Med before have you, you braindead /misc/gay?
I may hate wokeshit as much as everyone who's normal but at least I'm not as completely mindbroken to the point of having a mental breakdown over a fricking wheelchair as you /misc/gays do.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>i hate wokeshit but you cant insult my wokeshit >the greeks are actually brown
I don't see fricking wheelchair in there. Wheelchairs don't belong in fiction where magic exists. Plenty of other ways to get around even if he's fully fricking lame.
No, you didn't.
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Answer the fricking question you piece of shit.
>I want historical accurate!!!!! >NO NO NOT THAT ONE!!!!
Kek duality of chuds exposed
>alt righties and poor 3rdies actually trying to sink a guaranteed GOTY
do better. and when I say, "do better" i don't mean be more woke. I mean pick winnable troll battles.
/misc/ completely lost this time.
The only valid complaint is that he doesn't look greece enough. He is not even homiefied because it's clear he's just sitting in the shade (look at the highlights on his belly).
Yes, because the moronic, ADHD, manchild amerimutts that b***h about ancient Greek mythology have the average reading comprehension of a 3 year old and have not the slightest idea what ancient Greek mythology actually is because all they've seen of it is the God of War games.
Is it just me or /misc/ is seriously losing more and more influence every day? It feels like most of Ganker has turned against them. I mean just look at this thread
/misc/ and election tourists see Ganker getting upset about games being made worse for the sake of diversity and they think that means they're "allies in the cause." But Ganker doesn't really care about diversity in and of itself, just when game are made worse for its sake. Hephaestus in a wheelchair is like Stephen Hawking in a wheelchair - nobody cares.
Hating censorship in games has nothing to do with subscribing to whatever /misc/ peddles. Most people on Ganker (myself included) just want to see attractive and cool characters and fan service.
I still remember when the Right was the side mostly pushing for censorship in media and the Left was for freedom of expression in it. Then things switched after Obama's second term.
Censorious fricks are the real trash.
>If the DEI homosexual team behind it was full of soi chugging pieces of subhuman shit getting hard at the thought of le heckin representation good boy points? Yes, and you should too.
Your board is over here: /misc/
/misc/ and election tourists see Ganker getting upset about games being made worse for the sake of diversity and they think that means they're "allies in the cause." But Ganker doesn't really care about diversity in and of itself, just when game are made worse for its sake. Hephaestus in a wheelchair is like Stephen Hawking in a wheelchair - nobody cares.
why are we seething over nothing? the criticism is justified
Well ancient Greeks didn't depict Athena as a Black person either so clearly they are wrong about their own mythology
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So is Hephaestus in a wheelchair good or bad, if taken in a vacuum? Because both the Ancient Greeks and the developers of Hades have chosen to depict him that way.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
A borderline fetish fuel fat fricking homosexual in a regular looking wheelchair is a bad depiction for a god of the forge, yes.
The chair at least looks like some hobbled together junk, like a chair with 2 round shields taped to the sides as wheels or something. I'm more upset they made him fat and "cyberpunkish" with that leg.
The only god I'd accept being fat is Dionysus, because of the Roman depiction of him (Bacchus).
And why would the greeks create a god that is some lame cripple anyways?
I bet they only made him fat because the leftshits that designed him couldn't possibly fathom someone doing exercise or eating less if they are crippled. The crippling HAS to make him fat, so they have an excuse for their own fatness and laziness irl.
I've seen some insanely fit cripples. The only fat cripples I've seen are fatties who crippled themselves by being morbidly fat.
Cripples in ancient greece were dying before they finished puberty, moron. Any who made it passed that were probably insanely skinny since they couldn't work to feed themselves and lived in poverty.
He doesn't look like a strongman, he just looks fricking fat. Look at those arms. It's just ham. He also has no reason to have a strongfat bodytype at all.
>forearms the size of tree stumps >It's just ham. >concedes that he's "hammering shit at the forge all day." >He also has no reason to have a strongfat bodytype at all.
moron
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
His forearm is bigger than his fricking head
He is more reminiscent of this fricking thing than the dude you linked
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>His forearm is bigger than his fricking head
yeah cause he forges legendary weapons and probably produces a lot of lactic acid from jerking off a lot, plus he needs to push his fat ass around in that wheelchair and i can tell from experience that cripples who lose the mobility of their lower extremities have severe moron strength >He is more reminiscent of this fricking thing
ftfy (pic related)
>forearms the size of tree stumps >It's just ham. >concedes that he's "hammering shit at the forge all day." >He also has no reason to have a strongfat bodytype at all.
moron
>posting off season non recordholders for strongman
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Babe, one of those is Brian Shaw, at a competition, who is deemed the 4th strongest man in the world based off wins.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Bro you got BTFO. Exit thread.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>forearms the size of tree stumps >It's just ham. >concedes that he's "hammering shit at the forge all day." >He also has no reason to have a strongfat bodytype at all.
moron
>and "cyberpunkish" with that leg
Anon. He built robots. One of the things he is the most famous for.
>aiiieeeee the greeks didn't have wheeled-chair technology it's far too complex and modern
ahem
OH N-
The absolute level ass blasting these posts causes is astounding. Zero recovery from the morons.
You don't need to work on your core in order to not be fat. Unless that Black person gorges himself on food all day long he wouldn't have such a bodytype as he is depicted with simply because it's more than enough exercise even if he's a cripple.
Manual labor doesn't get you a gymlet/model body though
Cripples in ancient greece were dying before they finished puberty, moron. Any who made it passed that were probably insanely skinny since they couldn't work to feed themselves and lived in poverty.
Almost no one was fat in ancient greece. moron
I'm pretty sure there were fat people around in Ancient Greece
Few and far between, only the extremely wealthy and it moreso happened during the Roman era, you know since Rome was the richest and most powerful country so their lords and nobles could all be fat and liberal.
Hephaestus literally made beautiful golden robot maids to serve him in Greek myth. An articulated leg with some fancy detailing isn't that odd by comparison. As for why he didn't just turn himself into a robot or give himself something more functional than a wheelchair, you'd have to ask the Ancient Greeks.
He looks gay as shit. I don't care about muh historical accuracy or muh liberals, I just care that this looks gay and moronic. If you want to do a wheelchair do it without being so homosexual.
>Hephaestus god of the forge builds himself a based leg and literal weapon tier chariot wheel chair >Implying this isn't based
It'd be different if they made a random, not cripples god, a cripple. This is just pure based creativity. Only bitter losers could possibly find this stupid.
So Hades 2 taught us a lot of things.
morons have no idea what a strongman looks like.
Righties get offended by things they know nothing.
This game is guaranteed GOAT'd like the first.
>in a world with healing magic >disabled >uses magic >doesn't float herself or use a magical tool, just a modern day wheelchair
This one is just awful though
This is because he is representationally lording over everyone by sitting above them and not having to lift a finger until shit gets serious. Seek help woketard.
Sustaining levitation might cost too much mana
Simple explanation: not wanting to spend mana every second.
Why do you sit all day but you can stand all day instead? Don't you have legs?
Doesn't answer the healing magic or magical tool/chair point. What is the excuse for the literal 1900s wheelchair with metal skeleton existing in a medieval fantasy game?
>character can literally walk >is a god amongst mere mortals >chooses to sit in a throne levitating 6 feet off the ground >this is somehow the same as a magical elf in a world full of healing magic with a healer literally in her party choosing not to get healed and stay in a wheelchair for her entire life never being able to walk
have a nice day you complete moron.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>this is somehow the same as a magical elf in a world full of healing magic with a healer literally in her party choosing not to get healed and stay in a wheelchair for her entire life never being able to walk
did you imagine the lore and subscribe all this context to an AI generated image?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>did you imagine the lore
He is referencing the D&D wheelcahir fiasco.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Her entire life that will span thousands of years*
Btw. She is so dead set on remaining a cripple she is willing to do it for thousands of years. That's what makes the elf woke and OP non-woke.
It would only be the same situation if Frieza was canonically a cripple and refused to eat a senzu bean because being a cripple is part of his "identity"
>two threads of this up
righties are seething that a “non-woke” mythical god doesn’t fit their narrative lmao
Japs made magical characters on wheelchair long before these /misc/ complaints. I don't see anyone getting mad.
/pol/tards are just mad at whatever the DEI trying to push without any logical thought.
delete this i need to continue being upset about blackrock
/misc/ completely lost this time.
The only valid complaint is that he doesn't look greece enough. He is not even homiefied because it's clear he's just sitting in the shade (look at the highlights on his belly).
Dam at this rate I don't know which sides are the bigger snowflakes.
I didn't play the first game
I won't play this one
I find it very hard to believe that anyone who uses Ganker for anything other than screenshot or meme hunting for their discord xisters would play this game
>umm some of us actually like procedurally generated lgbt brownoid slop. you Gankerners have got some growing up to do before you're cool and mature like my reddit and discord and twitter friends
>umm some of us actually like procedurally generated lgbt brownoid slop. you Gankerners have got some growing up to do before you're cool and mature like my reddit and discord and twitter friends
this but unironically
Japs made magical characters on wheelchair long before these /misc/ complaints. I don't see anyone getting mad.
/pol/tards are just mad at whatever the DEI trying to push without any logical thought.
nice to see it took less than a week for people to move on to the next drama after the custodes shit kek.
keep seething lads, else you may accidentally end up accomplishing something in life
It's because third worlders have started swarming the internet over the past decade or so. People didn't get dumber. You just have to interact with more dumb people now.
i dont care that art looks like dogshit, looks like a fat drag queen as depicted by tumblr, only thing missing is making him darker and giving him vitiligo
Complain about the art not adhering to the myth then dumbass. Moron.
i dont care that art looks like dogshit, looks like a fat drag queen as depicted by tumblr, only thing missing is making him darker and giving him vitiligo
I don't think Ancient Grecian art was that renowned for having personality ooze through their contraptions, at least not in a way that appeals to modern sensibilities
Locomotion options in a generic fantasy setting, literally off the top of my head
>Golem chair with animated legs >Plain golem caring you around piggyback, or bridal carry >Mechanical counterpart of the above >Animal familiar counterpart of the above >Flying carpet >Singing a pact with a devil so he agrees to posses your lower half >Body transmutation to "walk" on bigger arms >Putting your dead weight body inside a bag of holding up to your waist so it doesn't hinder your movement >Static harness that keeps you upright and teleports short distances >Cast animate Dead on your "dead" limbs >Shrinking and being carried by a party member >Phasing magic that lets you swim on the floor >Deal with the god of flatulence for perpetual wind that keeps you aloft
is that supposed to be a prosthetic leg and a wheelchair
He's supposed to be ugly and crippled in greek mythology by the way.
Yeah it's pretty dumb. Maybe the prosthetic is there purely for aesthetic reasons.
I can see a reasoning for a prosthetic since it's hephaestus but a wheelchair is just moronic
Looks more like he fashion the compartment of a Greek chariot into a makeshift wheel chair which is based.
I mean he is all fricked up and crippled
it's not unreasonable that he'd want to both be able to stand for short periods, but spend most of the time seated while still being able to move about his workspace
you telling me if you were the god of the forge and could craft anything out of metal and were missing limbs you WOULDNT build yourself a prosthetic?
you would just wobble around on a pegleg or something?
Why are you blatantly lying and acting as though the prosthetics and wheelchair are anything but modern DEI garbage? Why don't you hate yourself more, you fricking liars?
https://www.theoi.com/Gallery/K7.6.html
>Hephaestus returns to Olympus from his exile on the shores of the river Oceanus riding a winged chariot-car or chair.
Answer the fricking question you piece of shit.
why didnt they give him this then? You know they only put him in a fricking wheelchair to pander to extreme left ideology. And yes, it is the extreme left they are pandering to, because not even wheelchair users give a shit about seeing Black folk in wheelchairs.
>acting as though the prosthetics and wheelchair are anything but modern DEI garbage
Based Farffler, when is his GDC panel?
Answer the fricking question you piece of shit.
OH N-
Answer the fricking question you piece of shit.
Why don't you hate yourself less, friend?
I love myself, it's you I fricking hate.
I get the prosthetic limb but not the wheelchair, that's the point of the prosthetic limb
He's the god of forging, the limb should be good enough to not need a wheelchair
We all know why they added the wheelchair though
He's the god of forging not the god of thinking
If I recall correctly Hepheastus was supposed to be fricked up bad and ugly as hell besides, so the only real complaint is how he should have had period-accurate equipment instead of lazy modern ones but I did a greek art on the wheel.
>period-accurate equipment
bro Hepheastus literally invented automatons in the myths (thats where the word comes from). He can have a robot leg if he wants to.
Yeah. But his huge arms compensate not being able to use his legs when swinging the hammer.
Having a golden and silver man-bot holding him up would look stupid(but funny) lmao
Could have been golden automata carrying a palanquin, or an automaton-horse pulling a chariot-chair. Wheelchair is fine, but the design of the wheelchair is a bit lazy.
Seems like it'd have made the portrait a little too wide(and maybe because they use metal tones for the gods they want to avoid le slavery comparison)
>is that supposed to be a prosthetic leg and a wheelchair
Yes. Yes it is.
Is that a problem?
I am fully aware that the fricking D&D wheelchair garbage is beyond pathetic and fricking sucks.
But I almost can't believe that people are making a big deal about fricking Hephaestus having a wheelchair. Not even the prosthetic limb is out of pocket since one of his most famous accomplishments was building the mechanical man automaton.
Yes I'm sure that's why they depicted him this way and not because whatever estrogen fueled turbohomosexual designed this was frothing at the mouth about diversity points.
>ok it makes perfect sense for him to be designed like that, but there's no way they thought of that
meds
How should they have depicted him?
Making him fat is one thing. But everything else?
Period accurate wheelchair
Some sort of super god wheelchair
One of those.
It.. It's clearly the compartment of a greek chariot.. you uh.. you might be moronic?
>Period accurate wheelchair
>Some sort of super god wheelchair
>One of those.
Ok. That's completely fair. I admit.
That said. I can't say I care too much. And it's not as if the wheelchair looks all too modern. Modern wheelchairs are very skeleton like. Like. Thin frames. They made some whatever the frick thing here.
I'll admit that it isn't all too appealing of a design as far as chairs go. But it doesn't look too modern I don't think.
But yeah. The chair could look different. But it's not an issue that he is in a wheelchair.
The god designs in hades are horribly ESG-poisoned so it's understandable to be oversensitive to the new designs but Hepheastus is only a mild offender.
Not in that moronic artstyle. Not brown. Not gay looking. Actually fricking ugly. Exactly the same wheelchair and prosthetic but with a giant "Black person" emblazoned on the side of both of them visible to the player at all times so they KNOW wokegays aren't welcome in this hobby.
Why are you not angrier at this? What is wrong with this place anymore? Why is everyone a fricking normalgay?
Have you ever considered that that maybe your perception and memory is what's changing? Go look at some Ganker archives from fifteen years ago, nobody would have cared about this.
No shit moron, wokeshit barely existed in 2009 compared to now. Why are you not angrier at this? Why is this board full of normalgays now?
>handicapped people didn't exist in 2009 moron!
Who are you quoting?
>game I wasn't going to buy anyway
>know nothing about the devs and don't care to
>depiction that seems reasonable for the character
Why should I be angry? Was this a franchise you loved that's now be changed for the worse, or is it a franchise you have no interest in that you're nonetheless following in the news?
OP doesn't play video games. He's /misc/ run-off that just shitposts all day about social politics. he grabbed the pic off reddit (ironic) and is prob just making the rounds to stir the pot with other mentally ill shitskins.
>>know nothing about the devs and don't care to
To be fair to anon, the devs are wokist tards.
Right, but my point is that if OP bothers to keep himself informed about the game, its updates, and details about the devs, clearly he must care about it to some degree. Surely he's not getting mad a game he'd never play and has no interest in, right?
Yeah, and it looks cool. He's the blacksmith god, so he made his own. It also makes him look like a war vet.
Haphaestus is canonically lame, he had club foot.
AND a canon turbo CVCK, how embarassing
a homosexual?
yeah
The devs are woke trannies but they do respect the mythology. My guess is they didn't want to have a blatant cripple like pic rel in the game when they could slap him in a wheelchair and get good boy points.
his gaze lookin kinda sultry ngl
I don't really care about the random skin colors, but that's just silly. They're fricking gods.
Non-christian gods aren't the same power level, even the israeli god. They're susceptible to mortal problems and capable of dying
Can your christian god create a rock he could not lift?
Probably yeah
He's otherworldly and can manifest as a human who isn't any stronger than your average guy
Your moronic mortal logic has no power over Him.
>that's just silly. They're fricking gods.
LEARN THE LORE
I don't see fricking wheelchair in there. Wheelchairs don't belong in fiction where magic exists. Plenty of other ways to get around even if he's fully fricking lame.
Why do wheelchairs cause morons to seethe so much? Let the fat man sit.
It's like having trans in worlds where gender changing making exists. It's just illogical unless they're a poorgay saving up for the spell.
The frick? Do you get triggered when people have wheel chairs irl? he's a god. all he does is sit on his ass and forge stuff anyways.
because they saw one moronic image of someone fighting in a dungeon on a wheelchair and now think that wheelchairs in any game are bad even if the god in question is a crippled craftsman
that said everyone knows western devs salivate over the idea they have justification for getting their good boy points
>Wheelchairs don't belong in fiction where magic exists.
Ah yes the "walkeris rightus nowus" spell
get fricked tard.
>floating spells
>magical floating devices
>steampunk walker things
>Hera did not like the way he looked and threw him off her castle
Woman moment
Hera was always written as a b***h.
Lore is important when we can justify more DEI shit
Lore doesn't matter when we can turn gods into Black folk
I can feel the wokeness radiating from that design
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>American claims he is Greek
I swear to God, if you were to believe the average burger, half of the population would be related to Sitting Bull.
Why are diaspora c**ts always like this?
Why are people openly posting youtube shills on here and not being banned? Why am I seeing a thread about a piece of shit game absolutely nobody who uses this board should care about at all?
>everybody on Ganker has the same opinions as me
he's too pretty, they're ruining my precious greek mythology smhmy head
he started with tripods with wheels to support him but ended up creating golden robot wifes and gave them hearts so that they could genuinely love him
so hopefully that's a later upgrade to his shop
>fr
fat moron?
>Stupid fat cripple, why does his chair need wheels? All he does is sit in front of his anvil anyway.
Reminder Aphrodite was married to this ugly bastard.
Lucky b***h
Holy fricking redeemed
reminder that she cheated on him constantly because he was ugly and crippled
they divorced after the ares affair. he's married to one of the charities now
Baby Melinoë
did Hades do anything wrong? is it safe to put him on the "did nothing wrong" list ?
Mythologically speaking Hades is probably one of the most decent foods you can meet. He does his unpleasant but necessary job without complaint and is generally willing to meet with people and make a deal if they're determined.
foods?
LISAN AL GAIB
It reminds me of the fricked up "restoration" jesus painting.
Cute.
lol
lmao
A fricking GOD on a wheelchair is just hilariously stupid.
Immediately reminded me of this shitty pic related.
Answer the fricking question you piece of shit.
I already answered your question - Hephaestus is in a wheelchair because he's lame of leg and many myths depict him as using a wheeled chair to get around.
No, you didn't.
Answer the fricking question you piece of shit.
Just because a character being in a wheelchair gets you Diversity Good Boy Points doesn't mean that characters being in wheelchairs is inherently bad. This is like being mad that Stephen Hawking got a cameo in a videogame and was portrayed with a wheelchair. It makes perfect sense for the context.
>Just because a character being in a wheelchair gets you Diversity Good Boy Points doesn't mean that characters being in wheelchairs is inherently bad.
Thank you for FINALLY answering. Yes it fricking does and if you disagree, you do not belong here.
when is Ganker getting email verification, rapeape
So if a WW2 game features FDR you'd be mad he was in a wheelchair?
If the DEI homosexual team behind it was full of soi chugging pieces of subhuman shit getting hard at the thought of le heckin representation good boy points? Yes, and you should too.
So you're saying that the final product doesn't matter as much as the minds behind it? I dunno man, Michael Jackson's music is great regardless of whether he was a pedophile.
>If the DEI homosexual team behind it was full of soi chugging pieces of subhuman shit getting hard at the thought of le heckin representation good boy points? Yes, and you should too.
This pure unfiltered incel seething is fricking incredible. I was going to buy the game anyway because I enjoyed the first one but if the fact of it existing makes you this enraged then I'll make sure to buy a couple extra copies for friends.
That said, I think we both know that what's really going on here is that you didn't know shit about the mythology and are too ashamed to admit it now that countless of people have called you out and provided ample proof of the fact that this is completely fitting with the mythology.
>incel
Mods, why is this piece of shit not banned immediately? Why are you not protecting board culture?
Your board is over here: /misc/
>being a virgin who unironically rages over seeing accurate representations of greek gods in video games is "board culture"
boy, you dumb as hell
we ever caught you talkin that shit round here, we'd stomp your ass and give you a good ol pickup drag
homosexuals like you aint welcome on this here videogame forum
>This is like being mad that Stephen Hawking got a cameo in a videogame and was portrayed with a wheelchair. It makes perfect sense for the context.
And then he stands up.
Sure. Him being fat, Blackfied, and looking like some fat fetish homosexual art does.
Him being so fat is definitely a bad choice, and the artist they use definitely has a tendency to make the men look a bit feminine and the women look a bit masculine. But he's definitely not black - he looks Mediterranean.
Meds dont look like indians.
>Indian
You're fricking blind.
He looks like a shitskin. Meds dont look like shitskins.
>Blackfied
How the frick do you morons see him as black? He has ZERO nog features. It looks like he's inside a dark room iluminated by the hearth. His skin actually looks more ash-white than anything.
Oh so now he's not a nog, now he's Indian. Pick a fricking race to be seething about and stick to it.
You've never seen an actual Med before have you, you braindead /misc/gay?
I may hate wokeshit as much as everyone who's normal but at least I'm not as completely mindbroken to the point of having a mental breakdown over a fricking wheelchair as you /misc/gays do.
>i hate wokeshit but you cant insult my wokeshit
>the greeks are actually brown
Factual moron gets caught being moron. Classic Ganker
Greek Gods are not infallible beings. They are neither perfect nor unkillable.
>I want historical accurate!!!!!
>NO NO NOT THAT ONE!!!!
Kek duality of chuds exposed
>blind gods, blind monks, blind samurai, etc
>everyone fine with it
>Wheelchair go-
>REEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU!! THIS IS MAKE NON-SENSE!!! MAGIC EXIST!!
>Answer the fricking question you piece of shit.
Very cute and funny.
Cutie spotted!
>Answer the fricking question you piece of shit.
If you wanna complain about the god designs in Hades, you'd be further along mentioning Aphroditie looking like John fricking Cena.
Greek chariots are just backwards wheelchairs.
>alt righties and poor 3rdies actually trying to sink a guaranteed GOTY
do better. and when I say, "do better" i don't mean be more woke. I mean pick winnable troll battles.
>myth describes him as "ugly"
>they make him fat
based and unwoke
Your incel outrage won't stop this games success. Sorry. 🙂
ahem
So where are the wings in OP's pic? Looks like a normal wheelchair to me, not magical or able to fly.
wings would be too unrealistic
But anon....Hermes exists in Hades and has the winged shoes...
and I know you are baiting, but he has a bionic leg.
>let me just move those goalposts to the other side of the country real quick...
A crazy ass rocking chair contraption would be cool. He doesn't have that. He just has a shitty looking modern wheelchair made to look faux greek.
How is it modern looking?
Shields for wheels?
A chariot seat?
you mindrot morons see what you want. sad.
It's just greekpunk.
>literal half-bird half-chair thing
yo what the frick why didn't they just do this?
Because a crippled fat homosexual in a regular wheelchair ticks more diversity boxes than a cripplechad in a magical chariot
delete this i need to continue being upset about blackrock
/misc/ completely lost this time.
The only valid complaint is that he doesn't look greece enough. He is not even homiefied because it's clear he's just sitting in the shade (look at the highlights on his belly).
it's literally a chariot from that period.
stop posting AI slop
Are people going to be mad at the fact that Aphrodite cucks him too?
Something she is very famous for doing?
Yes, because the moronic, ADHD, manchild amerimutts that b***h about ancient Greek mythology have the average reading comprehension of a 3 year old and have not the slightest idea what ancient Greek mythology actually is because all they've seen of it is the God of War games.
Is it just me or /misc/ is seriously losing more and more influence every day? It feels like most of Ganker has turned against them. I mean just look at this thread
They never had any. There's just a lot of cross users who come here and shit out their vitriol while all the regs ignore it or clown on them.
/misc/ and election tourists see Ganker getting upset about games being made worse for the sake of diversity and they think that means they're "allies in the cause." But Ganker doesn't really care about diversity in and of itself, just when game are made worse for its sake. Hephaestus in a wheelchair is like Stephen Hawking in a wheelchair - nobody cares.
Hating censorship in games has nothing to do with subscribing to whatever /misc/ peddles. Most people on Ganker (myself included) just want to see attractive and cool characters and fan service.
I still remember when the Right was the side mostly pushing for censorship in media and the Left was for freedom of expression in it. Then things switched after Obama's second term.
Censorious fricks are the real trash.
just two more posts sister
why are we seething over nothing? the criticism is justified
I still don't understand if you're made about Hephaestus being in a wheelchair or mad because you think the devs are jerking off to the thought.
its gay, they did it for the sake of diversity and progress
how dare you share your opinion
So you're saying Hephaestus should never be depicted in a wheelchair, and that the Ancient Greeks are wrong about their own mythology?
Well ancient Greeks didn't depict Athena as a Black person either so clearly they are wrong about their own mythology
So is Hephaestus in a wheelchair good or bad, if taken in a vacuum? Because both the Ancient Greeks and the developers of Hades have chosen to depict him that way.
A borderline fetish fuel fat fricking homosexual in a regular looking wheelchair is a bad depiction for a god of the forge, yes.
I think you are just conflating moronation with /misc/. No one actually against wokism would be dying on a hill as stupid as this.
>aiiieeeee the greeks didn't have wheeled-chair technology it's far too complex and modern
The chair at least looks like some hobbled together junk, like a chair with 2 round shields taped to the sides as wheels or something. I'm more upset they made him fat and "cyberpunkish" with that leg.
The only god I'd accept being fat is Dionysus, because of the Roman depiction of him (Bacchus).
And why would the greeks create a god that is some lame cripple anyways?
I bet they only made him fat because the leftshits that designed him couldn't possibly fathom someone doing exercise or eating less if they are crippled. The crippling HAS to make him fat, so they have an excuse for their own fatness and laziness irl.
I've seen some insanely fit cripples. The only fat cripples I've seen are fatties who crippled themselves by being morbidly fat.
>I've seen some insanely fit cripples.
In ancient Greece?
Sorry big dog but cripples in ancient Greece weren't hitting up the fricking gym.
Cripples in ancient greece were dying before they finished puberty, moron. Any who made it passed that were probably insanely skinny since they couldn't work to feed themselves and lived in poverty.
Almost no one was fat in ancient greece. moron
Dude is hammering shit at the forge all day, he has no reason to be a fatass
You have never seen a strongman comp.
He doesn't look like a strongman, he just looks fricking fat. Look at those arms. It's just ham. He also has no reason to have a strongfat bodytype at all.
>forearms the size of tree stumps
>It's just ham.
>concedes that he's "hammering shit at the forge all day."
>He also has no reason to have a strongfat bodytype at all.
moron
His forearm is bigger than his fricking head
He is more reminiscent of this fricking thing than the dude you linked
>His forearm is bigger than his fricking head
yeah cause he forges legendary weapons and probably produces a lot of lactic acid from jerking off a lot, plus he needs to push his fat ass around in that wheelchair and i can tell from experience that cripples who lose the mobility of their lower extremities have severe moron strength
>He is more reminiscent of this fricking thing
ftfy (pic related)
Pic related: a legendary modern day blacksmith
>posting off season non recordholders for strongman
Babe, one of those is Brian Shaw, at a competition, who is deemed the 4th strongest man in the world based off wins.
Bro you got BTFO. Exit thread.
The absolute level ass blasting these posts causes is astounding. Zero recovery from the morons.
you don't work out your core by banging dents out of plate you ape
Hey moron spot reduction is a myth
You don't need to work on your core in order to not be fat. Unless that Black person gorges himself on food all day long he wouldn't have such a bodytype as he is depicted with simply because it's more than enough exercise even if he's a cripple.
Manual labor doesn't get you a gymlet/model body though
I'm pretty sure there were fat people around in Ancient Greece
Few and far between, only the extremely wealthy and it moreso happened during the Roman era, you know since Rome was the richest and most powerful country so their lords and nobles could all be fat and liberal.
They made him fat because he's supposed to be ugly, and they hate you.
>and "cyberpunkish" with that leg
Anon. He built robots. One of the things he is the most famous for.
Hephaestus literally made beautiful golden robot maids to serve him in Greek myth. An articulated leg with some fancy detailing isn't that odd by comparison. As for why he didn't just turn himself into a robot or give himself something more functional than a wheelchair, you'd have to ask the Ancient Greeks.
Ironic you post Harada, who delivers inconsistent shit all the time
Why does he look so homosexual?
He looks gay as shit. I don't care about muh historical accuracy or muh liberals, I just care that this looks gay and moronic. If you want to do a wheelchair do it without being so homosexual.
He could snap you half with one hand you skinny-fat homosexual twink
>Everyone: GOTY LOOKS BASED DAT FLUID COMBAT AND GORGEOUS VISUALS
>Rightie Incels: AAAH WOMEN AAAH WHEEL CHAIRS AAAH IS THAT SKIN DARK!?!?!?
i wish leftist culture warriors would go back
it's sad
literally zero game discussion, just wheelchairs
>Hephaestus god of the forge builds himself a based leg and literal weapon tier chariot wheel chair
>Implying this isn't based
It'd be different if they made a random, not cripples god, a cripple. This is just pure based creativity. Only bitter losers could possibly find this stupid.
He's pretty hot (to me) so it's not accurate according to mythology so this is just sjw garbage that created to sexualize men.
So Hades 2 taught us a lot of things.
morons have no idea what a strongman looks like.
Righties get offended by things they know nothing.
This game is guaranteed GOAT'd like the first.
I don't like the game for other reasons, but complaining about them putting Hephaestus in a wheelchair is like complaining they had Hera be a b***h.
meh, disabled people are ok, it's homosexuals and trannies the ones I hate
>in a world with healing magic
>disabled
>uses magic
>doesn't float herself or use a magical tool, just a modern day wheelchair
This one is just awful though
Sustaining levitation might cost too much mana
Simple explanation: not wanting to spend mana every second.
Why do you sit all day but you can stand all day instead? Don't you have legs?
tell me about it
This is because he is representationally lording over everyone by sitting above them and not having to lift a finger until shit gets serious. Seek help woketard.
Doesn't answer the healing magic or magical tool/chair point. What is the excuse for the literal 1900s wheelchair with metal skeleton existing in a medieval fantasy game?
>This is because he is representationally lording over everyone by sitting above them and not having to lift a finger until shit gets serious.
cope
>character can literally walk
>is a god amongst mere mortals
>chooses to sit in a throne levitating 6 feet off the ground
>this is somehow the same as a magical elf in a world full of healing magic with a healer literally in her party choosing not to get healed and stay in a wheelchair for her entire life never being able to walk
have a nice day you complete moron.
>this is somehow the same as a magical elf in a world full of healing magic with a healer literally in her party choosing not to get healed and stay in a wheelchair for her entire life never being able to walk
did you imagine the lore and subscribe all this context to an AI generated image?
>did you imagine the lore
He is referencing the D&D wheelcahir fiasco.
Her entire life that will span thousands of years*
Btw. She is so dead set on remaining a cripple she is willing to do it for thousands of years. That's what makes the elf woke and OP non-woke.
It would only be the same situation if Frieza was canonically a cripple and refused to eat a senzu bean because being a cripple is part of his "identity"
>the people drawing characters as fat, black and disabled on tumblr 10 years ago now have jobs in all major creative industries
NOOO you cant COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS you /misc/TARD
seriously, grow up
I didn't play the first game
I won't play this one
I find it very hard to believe that anyone who uses Ganker for anything other than screenshot or meme hunting for their discord xisters would play this game
Not understanding that people can like things you don't like is a sign of autism
>umm some of us actually like procedurally generated lgbt brownoid slop. you Gankerners have got some growing up to do before you're cool and mature like my reddit and discord and twitter friends
>umm some of us actually like procedurally generated lgbt brownoid slop. you Gankerners have got some growing up to do before you're cool and mature like my reddit and discord and twitter friends
this but unironically
uh, tranon, youre not supposed to admit that
yes...?
Don't care about the wheelchair or leg. Why the frick does he look like some fatass pacific islander? Were the devs jealous of OW2 or something?
>two threads of this up
righties are seething that a “non-woke” mythical god doesn’t fit their narrative lmao
Japs made magical characters on wheelchair long before these /misc/ complaints. I don't see anyone getting mad.
/pol/tards are just mad at whatever the DEI trying to push without any logical thought.
Cute girls in wheelchairs are cute. They should be more of a thing.
>there are people in this thread that think jesus was white
nice to see it took less than a week for people to move on to the next drama after the custodes shit kek.
keep seething lads, else you may accidentally end up accomplishing something in life
Dam at this rate I don't know which sides are the bigger snowflakes.
It's a fricking blizzard in here.
why did sjws throw a tantrum itt? attempt to cover their own?
This is literally the same thread as before. Same posts, same replies. Don't you guys get tired?
i hate people who complain about SJWs
Every fricking day I'm astounded how uneducated you morons are.
Are you children third world or esl or what? What's your excuse for not knowing the most well know mythology of all time?
I swear Ganker didn't used to be this stupid. The kids aren't alright.
What do they even teach you fricking kids in school anymore? How to post a tiktok?
It's because third worlders have started swarming the internet over the past decade or so. People didn't get dumber. You just have to interact with more dumb people now.
Wtb an internet for only the first world.
Complain about the art not adhering to the myth then dumbass. Moron.
>Wtb an internet for only the first world
God, if only.
i dont care that art looks like dogshit, looks like a fat drag queen as depicted by tumblr, only thing missing is making him darker and giving him vitiligo
I though Hephaestus got a lame leg from being tossed off mount Olympus, not an outright amputee. A brace would have made more sense
>fantasy genre, anything you can think of is on the table, no limits but your own imagination.
>Plain modern wheelchair for your disabled characters
it's a fricking crime being fricking uncreative
>shoelace gets caught in the thresher
Epic steampunk design, my good sir *tips fedora*
at least have the common courtesy of adding a single ounce of personality to the things you're adding to your setting
I don't think Ancient Grecian art was that renowned for having personality ooze through their contraptions, at least not in a way that appeals to modern sensibilities
must have missed the robot legs in my history lesson
Having robot legs isn't a personality
ESL moment
>perfectly legible sentence
>ESL
Speak in anything other than buzzwords and maybe the ESL here won't be (You)
If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.
>mythological person is said to be extremely ugly
>they design him as fat
Chubbybros, what is this fatphobia?
Locomotion options in a generic fantasy setting, literally off the top of my head
>Golem chair with animated legs
>Plain golem caring you around piggyback, or bridal carry
>Mechanical counterpart of the above
>Animal familiar counterpart of the above
>Flying carpet
>Singing a pact with a devil so he agrees to posses your lower half
>Body transmutation to "walk" on bigger arms
>Putting your dead weight body inside a bag of holding up to your waist so it doesn't hinder your movement
>Static harness that keeps you upright and teleports short distances
>Cast animate Dead on your "dead" limbs
>Shrinking and being carried by a party member
>Phasing magic that lets you swim on the floor
>Deal with the god of flatulence for perpetual wind that keeps you aloft
white peoples cultural and historical commons will keep getting raped by israelites until they are stopped
there is nothing else to it
Greek
White
do not confabulate modern Greece with ancient Greece
exactly. i know.
they werent always multiracial mutts.
glad to see other people in here have some historical literacy.
I've seen enough fat fetish art to know where this is going
looks like a pajeet
he's just like me fr fr
>fr
Zoomer cuck homosexual