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hey Ganker, need some help
buying my younger cousin a game, need to decide between these
>He only has an Xbox
These two are on sale and I am a cheapass but nice cousin
He likes the Witcher 3, Fallout 3, AC Origins, and DOOM a lot
Hasn't really been playing anything until he started Dead Space, Dishonored and The Witcher 3 recently
he's kinda back to his old self instead of just depressed all the time
Elden Ring is my shit, but I got him Dark Souls 3 and he didn't like it
Told him about DOOM and Titanfall and he loved them, still plays Titanfall
If these AC games are that shit, what are some good games I can get him?
He already has RDR2 Skyrim and all the big name basic ones
Hes getting like burnt out on games or something
He never played The Witcher 3 before and now he wont shut up about it
Literally all I can think of is New Vegas
Or getting him a playstation/switch for christmas for the exclusives but his birthday is this month
What do

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Vegas is a no brainer if he liked Fallout 3 and it's gameplay. And it's cheap as shit.
    You could sell Cyberpunk2077 to him as it was made by the same dev as Witcher and has RPG+FPS gameplay similar to Fallout 3.
    AC Odyssey would be the better one out of those two and maybe he will appreciate the whole greek architecture. Or you can get him AC2 collection for the better story or AC Black Flag for the SOULful pirate experience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was leaning New Vegas but I forgot about cyberpunk
      Now that I think about it maybe borderlands
      But he likes fantasy stuff more than realism

      buy him a racing wheel and dirt rally 2

      I forgot to mention in the OP he really likes the hotwheels Forza expansion, Forza with wheels sounds fun, pricey but fun

      If he can tolerate jank he should play the OG Witcher 1 game.
      Or just get him into new stuff. Make him play STALKER, Hotline Miami, Dark Messiah, Mountain Blade, Red Faction Guerrilla idk

      STALKER is amazing but I feel like even Metro Exodus would be too much "game" for him if you know what I mean, same with MGS V

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >too much "game" for him if you know what I mean
        uhh not really no, I don't

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But he likes fantasy stuff more than realism
          AC Odyssey has a lot of mythology stuff in DLC and even in maingame. As in you meet Sphinx, battle cyclops, minotaur, medusa and you explore Atlantis in DLC.
          >I forgot to mention in the OP he really likes the hotwheels Forza expansion, Forza with wheels sounds fun, pricey but fun
          Trackmania. Or GTA5 online races.
          >STALKER is amazing but I feel like even Metro Exodus would be too much "game" for him if you know what I mean, same with MGS V
          I absolutely don't know what you mean.

          Same things he said with Dark Souls and old Fallout/Witcher/Oblivion
          >"Too slow, too much to do, too hard"
          Hes young so I know he'd get bored of even Deus Ex MD or nuPRey but have fun with DOOM and AC because of, who they appeal too
          I dont want to say dumber games, but dumber games
          Im surprised he got into the Witcher, I thought Far Cry would be more his thing honestly

          >Hes getting like burnt out on games or something
          Then stop playing
          Don't buy him the worst ACs, it'll make it worse

          Its this or get him a bearded dragon, running out of ideas and I have like $80 max to spend, I was going to spend $20 on a game and $40 at the arcade, or $80 on a bearded dragon or pet snake

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I dont want to say dumber games, but dumber games
            Like I said anon, Hotline Miami and Red Faction Guerilla (aka terrorist simulator) would be perfect for an ADHD zoomer brain. It's non stop violence and blowing shit up

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I just worry about him raging at Hotline Miami because I did and broke my keyboard
              Im thinking now, AC Odyssey with the season pass, Hotline Miami, Fallout NV
              Then just wait until my next paycheck to take him to the arcade or movies or whatever and Ill just spend the rest on a nice cake for now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I just worry about him raging at Hotline Miami because I did and broke my keyboard
                You, fucking gorilla

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it was a huntsman too, threw $200 away because I got rustled by a game
                Now I drink and smoke when I game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >But he likes fantasy stuff more than realism
        AC Odyssey has a lot of mythology stuff in DLC and even in maingame. As in you meet Sphinx, battle cyclops, minotaur, medusa and you explore Atlantis in DLC.
        >I forgot to mention in the OP he really likes the hotwheels Forza expansion, Forza with wheels sounds fun, pricey but fun
        Trackmania. Or GTA5 online races.
        >STALKER is amazing but I feel like even Metro Exodus would be too much "game" for him if you know what I mean, same with MGS V
        I absolutely don't know what you mean.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buy him a racing wheel and dirt rally 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a g29 btw

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give him the gift of love
    rape his tight little boypucc

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If he can tolerate jank he should play the OG Witcher 1 game.
    Or just get him into new stuff. Make him play STALKER, Hotline Miami, Dark Messiah, Mountain Blade, Red Faction Guerrilla idk

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hes getting like burnt out on games or something
    Then stop playing
    Don't buy him the worst ACs, it'll make it worse

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Odyssey is better than Valhalla and he'll learn about semi-pozzed Ancient Greece whether he fucking likes it or not. Make sure he plays as Aleksios so he doesn't grow up to be a chud.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imo Valhalla is better but if he likes that kinda stuff he might like either og them

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He only has an Xbox
    What about Game Pass Ultimate?
    >inb4shill
    It has a bazillion of games to try/play, including AC Origins which is the same type of game as Odyssey and Valhalla. Also EA games, Bethesda (Doom, Wolfenstein, Fallout, etc etc) and every MS and other exclusives day1.
    There is the Gold conversion trick to set him up for 3 (three) years for cheap. This only works if he doesn't have game pass ultimate active on his profile currently. You can stack up to 3 years of Gold sub (a year is less than $60 on key sites) on his profile. After you stacked the 36 months buy 1 (ONE) month of Game Pass Ultimate ($1 if he didn't sub to it for at least 6 months before). Then all the 3 years turn into GP Ultimate. He doesn't need to buy a single game for 3 years. Just don't forget to turn off recurring billing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have ultimate and I gameshare with him, its where he got DOOM and Forza

      Get him a prostitute you gay

      when hes 18

      Odyssey has a better setting IMO. Otherwise the games are comparable, doesn't matter which one you get.

      he'll probably like Greece more since its more colorful, we dont live where it snows or anything

      How old is cousin? We talking like 8 or like 14? Get him Destroy All Humans.

      13, middle school
      destroy all humans 2 would be great I didn't know it came out, me and my brother played that back when we were kids
      Im probably going to get that regardless, all I need is Metal Arms remastered

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to mention in case anyone sees this thread before it dies
      do this
      3 years of gamepass is amazing

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get him a prostitute you gay

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Odyssey has a better setting IMO. Otherwise the games are comparable, doesn't matter which one you get.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How old is cousin? We talking like 8 or like 14? Get him Destroy All Humans.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Ganker, going to get him Odyssey, Hotline Miami and FNV

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