>hey anon why don't you turn on your mic?
How do you respond without sounding autistic?
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>hey anon why don't you turn on your mic?
>hey anon why don't you turn on your mic?
How do you respond without sounding autistic?
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"Shut up Black person"
Then they always ban me
I don't own one
bocchi the reddit
unfunny the meme
tippy the bippy
Don't have one/shithead brother/sister/cousin/niece/nephew broke it.
The latter gives you an excuse to just blast static at everyone too.
>The latter gives you an excuse to just blast static at everyone too.
Dangerously based
>smoke like a chimney
>sound like a cross between a frog and dunmer
I'm doing you buttholes a favor.
You turn your mic on and explain why in your awful troony voice, homosexual. Any other response is autism.
If you won't turn on your mic you're either a shitter or a homosexual. Neither of which I want on my team so please have a nice day.
I'll pretend I didn't hear that
I take the batteries out of my smoke detector and turn it on.
You are a champion amongst men.
>Taking out your fire warning signal
I hope you die in a fire
The implication that I wouldn't notice a fire in my studio apartment filled with explosive and flammable materials is humorous. I have multiple emergency exits, too. Continue being a nanny-state cuck who wishes certain harm on others as an alternative to potential harm. You're a bad person.
>I take the batteries out of my smoke detector and turn it on.
are you moronic?
>say nothing
>deftly press esc
>leave the game
>block everyone
I don't because I am brown
>Playing multiplayer
>bocchi the forumfree
Stay
>sry bros don't want to wake up my roommate
easy
What if it is during the day and on a weekend
>Your boyfriend all tuckered out from slamming ur ass last nite rekt lmao.
Not good enough
>how do you respond
i never do, because of my girl voice
What's the best way to annoy people without making it sound intentional?
Why is that an issue these days? That never happened back in the day. You either wrote in chat or spoke in voice chat. People only noticed and commented when the sound quality was extremely good or when they heard female noises, but that's it.
Nobody has ever said this. It's an imagined scenario by autismos.
Nah it actualy happened to me. Some morons asking "ANON GO ON THE MIC" "HAHAH ANON IS GAY OR SOME SHIT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GO ON THE MIC EVER" I bought a trash mic and plugged it, then talked and they shut up. Some people just like to be annoying.
Sure *turns on mic*
> Sup homosexual.
> You really want to suck my dick that bad huh?
> Too bad I don't swing that way homosexual.
> Lmao.
> Banned.
>turn mic on
>fart
>I came in here to be alone
>hey anon why don't you turn on your mic?
No, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
>How do you respond without sounding autistic?
Nevermind.
>*turn on voice changer*
Yep, it's gaming time.
bocchi the reddit
Keep the mic really close to your lips and turn up the gain so it's just loud staticy noise and muffled speech. Also, shout a lot.
Because I value my privacy and if you can't respect that then you don't deserve to hear my voice in the first place.
I turn on my mic and say "Sup"
It's not that hard
'I am jerking off.'
>Nice to meat you, jerking off
Turn mic gain up to maximum before saying hi
>turn on mic
>turn the blender and hairdryer on
You made me do this...
>I can't my baby is sleeping
Modern anime is so garbage.
My voice is homosexual from severe neotony due to living a sheltered life
damn, it's like something inhibited your goiter gland or something.
>"I don't have one"
>"I'm poor"
>Turn on phone mic
>Fan blasts microphone at 200 decibels
these days no one uses voice comm, they can't focus on it while also looking at youtube guides and their hoe-girlve in the other tabs
My wife.
>troonymai
>homosexmai
>butthurt normalgay is a troony enabler who seriously believes his sisters can turn into real girls (female) like Mahiro-chan
>[MASSIVE ESTROGEN-INDUCED DELUSION]
meds
You seriously believe that your sisters can transition into full fledged women? Also, why are you always thinking about trannies?
alcoholism isn't good for you
>troonimai
I've been meaning to watch this but every time I try I can't remember the name
troonymai
your welcome
"No thanks, I like anonymity."
>Mahiro still striggering the redittors
WEW LAD
Tell them you're trans
I don't use text chat or voice commands so no one has any reason to ask me to talk. I like it better that way.
Your mic isn't on, you can't respond.
Bocchi is made for fat ugly bastards such as myself 🙂
>bocchi the sex
stay
bocchi the ANAL
"No, don't want to"
There, that's how
>turn it on
>say you don't have one
>turn it off
I start playing a recording of a loud ass mexican household, with fans blowing, angry latina women screaming in the background, and music for about 10 seconds, and then turn it off and type in chat "that's why".