Hey anons, I just caught this cute and weird-looking Eevee.
What should I do with her?
Hey anons, I just caught this cute and weird-looking Eevee. What should I do with her?
Hey anons, I just caught this cute and weird-looking Eevee.
What should I do with her?
Give it back to it parents, pedo
i dunno officer, maybe we should see where her parents or guardians are and properly return her safely!
>Be at park with your daughter
>Daughter love Eevee so you buy her a Eevee costume
>FFW a few minute
>Decide it's time to go home
>Look for daughter
>See fat neckbeard pedo take daughter away claiming it's "a weird Eevee"
mfw
Don't worry anon, I'll take good care of your daughter unlike you.
Sure whatever pedo, give me back my daughter or the feds are gonna pay you a visit
>Looker's wife
Uh....
he's lucky
She belongs to Xerosic
Don't be mad at the fact that you couldn't take care of your child properly.
You should be thankful that I can raise her very well.
>See fat neckbeard pedo take daughter away claiming it's "a weird Eevee"
That sounds creepy.
Good thing people here only jerk off to drawings of children, they'd never be attracted to a child in real life...
Imagine how tight
How did a 3D model of a child in a onesie outfit get sexualise?
Pedos is why
I am surpriced there is not Vaporeon version of her, I thought for sure everyone would jump on that
Check rule34.paheal there is 2 one with a butt plug tail and one with it as part of the constume
I wish someone draw sisters for the Pokekid dressed as Eeveelutions.
I'm pretty sure I saw one in R34. Anyway, is a shame nobody did an "eeveelutions" costume saga with eeevee girl, but I guess that's because many go "miss me with that e-girl shit".
I'm more surprised they shamelessly made it knowing to appeal to the two biggest pokemon fan subcultures aka pedos and furries (and the ones who fall in both especially)
>10.6k bookmarks on pixiv
Thinly veiled pedo thread
Even calling it "thinly veiled" is generous.
>e-girl feet
ToT uoooohhh
Boringgay
Shut up sameboringgay.
Excitinggay
I freakin hate Eevee
Why would you hate an adorable creature?
Looks weak. Not shiny. Probably not 6IV/Hidden Ability. Release it.
Based and wholesomepilled.
Keep her and give her love and affection. make sure to buy her food and keep her well fed. Make sure to tuck her in bed and give her a goodnight kiss.
Make sure to breed her as well, be slow and gentle, take your time with her
how do you people live with yourself literally any decent person would want you to rope
tell that to all the visitors of epstein island
are protected by every aspect of the system that short of civilizational collapse or Total brutal bloodsoaked Civil War, are untouchable.
By maintaining my tastes in my personal computer, that stays at home, and ONLY I get to use it be for vidia or internet browsing.
If you sperg this shit in public or Discords, yeah, bite the bullet because you are fellating that gun already.
By “rope” do you mean dropping thick white ropes on poke girl’s faces?
Do you actually care what strangers think of you?
>Only decent people cry over a bunch of pixels
You know what rhymes with rope? COPE!
I hate /vp/edos because they are mostly greasy and ugly non-whites and it feels weird having their abomination of natures lusting after little girls
boohoo you’re a minority
>implying that whites can't be e-girlgays
KYS
I know right. The audacity of that guy.
What in the word "mostly" do you not understand moron? I didn't say that only non-whites fapped to e-girl, i said mostly as in the majority of /vp/ are non-white. Learn proper english before posting homosexual
I didn’t mean to give off the impression that I give a frick about anything you say. I’m just posting nonsense with my fellow Chads. You’re free to continue seething like a child.
Pedophiles aren't Chads but ok
>Pedophiles aren't Chads
You willing to tell that to you're great great great grandpa
Cope homosexual, Pedophilia is not and will never be based no matter what you and your homosexual echo chamber think. Seethe and cope porn addict
I am i could probably squat 4 of you
squat on my dick homo
maybe, you should post it
maybe I should, I bet you would like that huh? I bet you would squeal with pleasure if I bent your twink ass over the table and fricked you?!
im not a twink itd be the reverse
>majority of /vp/ are non-white.
This is downright bullshit because whites make up the majority of all boards including this one.
I swear, you are just looking for excuses to make up easy targets for your own pathetic life.
> whites make up the majority of all boards including this one.
in 2012, sure.
Boards will all have nothing but Tumblresque threads all over the place if this was true.
Quit lying to yourselves; this site is still extremely white even to this very day.
>whites make up the majority of all boards
I frickin' wish
you have no idea how good Ganker was when it was majority white Americans and a few Canadians & British back in the mid to late 2000s
>whites make up the majority of all boards
ten years ago maybe, today by other hand
i'm white and handsome though
and also my squat is a minimum of 4x as much as yours
Time to make more Eevees
How do you know it's a girl?
Because girls are cuter and more creamy.
Mmm.. creamy..
That one seems kind of shitty. You need one with better IVs. I dunno if you want to try breeding it, but it seems so bad you'll probably want to catch another one with at least some good IVs and go from there. Unless you've got a ton of candies and bottlecaps lying around, even then that's a lot of effort to fix something so bad.
Really? HP IV eevee girls are fun to play with.
Especially if evolved to Vaporeon
Here in Orre we only do double battles.
i could beat them 1 vs 2
Nah. They’re strong opponents. Level 70+ perfect IVs and EVs.
The ones you posted are the Lvl 70 + perfect IV/EV spread. Pokékids are basically the early route mons.
>implying you cannot get perfect IV/EV spread early route mons.
I'm only level 2
Start the grindset anon. Smash those earlymon for EXP. Gotta level up.
Use a water stone.
>sexualizing a fricking child
We need a final solution to the Pokemon community question. I'm starting to agree with Adolf Hitler more and more as time moves on.
Here’s a final solution for your crying. Shut the frick up.
god i hate eevee
Why can't we just enjoy taking care of an Eevee girl without being called pedo? All I want is to give her a happy life, free from the shit of the outside world. I don't even want to breed it, I just want to watch it sleep peacefully as I rub it's fluffy head.
put her in the daycare with another eevee shiny hunt them
Hey Ma, there's a weird looking wild Eevee outside. It looks like Mia.
How is this literal pedo thread still up?
You could ask that with any hebe/e-girl Pokégirl thread, and I assure you, the answer is the same: because mods don't care. Also, they totally save what they delete AND THEN delete it.
I'm beginning to think that mods never nuke coomer threads because they hope more lewds get posted so that they can fap to it. This is why this board needs to be nuked. Not even the actual moderation care about the site rules
Well, the OG crew is gone, Something Awful died long ago, and even back in the first days, the banishment of WTSnacks showed what it would happen: mods will abuse their power if they are left on their own devices.
Don't call it a grave, this is the place we chose to end things.
>normalgays seething over cute girls
A classic.
Posting cute girls and lusting after e-girls like 90% of this board do is not the same thing moron
Avert thine eyes, impurities dwell within.
Imagine encountering this while crawling in the tall grass looking for Pokemon
i would rape her
You can't rape the willing.
what a bawd
How do you know it's a xhe?
I would do unbelievable things with this girl.
>unbelievable
You mean actually getting her to look like a girl?
Her mild tomboyishness and school uniform only serve to enhance her innocence-fueled eroticism
That's just desperation on your end.
imagine the smell
Why is /vp/ suddenly full of sexual deviants recently? These type of threads didn't used to be posted.
I fail to see what's so sexual about the OP image. Please explain.
>bare feet
Big whoop.
There's nothing wrong with a pair of child's feet. You're just over exaggerating.
agreed, nothing wrong at all
There is nothing wrong with appreciating cute little feet
Shut up Dan Schneider.
>/vp/ suddenly full of sexual deviants
>recently
???????????
Listen you fricking homosexual piece of shit.
Hebe: soul.
SV: mierda.
Understand? dicky us life.
we literally used to be able to post porn as long as we spoilered it but i think you were six years old at the time
I hate white people(online).
Make everything about themselves. A person can't enjoy attractive women like this.
tickle its feet
The age of adulthood in pokemon is 10.
How moronic are you people?
Call animal control
how is this pedo-dogwhistle thread still here?
Mods are into this shit I guess
I mean, why else a mod would leave a thread up?
Because this is the pokemon board and this thread topic is related to pokemon. Frick off moron.
Ok, but where's the Pokémon then? All I see is this trainer, but no Pokémon.
Look at the OP. This thread is literally about a character from Pokémon. Are you just pretending to be moronic?
Then why the frick people are complaining? If the thread is Pokémon related, then just let it be. Regardless of "content".
So are pokephile threads okay then?
If Marnie, Gloria, Gen 3 May, Misty, and God knows how many I'm forgetting, then yes. These threass are fine (by /vp/ mods' standards).
Trainers are a part of Pokemon the series
Because 95% of /vp/ users are porn addicted homosexuals and mods are literally anons from this board so we get porn addicted mods who defend coomer threads instead of deleting them like how they are supposed to. Why do you think a literal fetish thread "goddess thread" has been allowed to shit up the board for 2-3 years?
Because e-girl is good, you whinny homosexual
e-girl is damn near Globally Illegal.
>like 2 or 3 countries
>near globally
The 3 countries that matter, which are USA, Russia, and China. And if they say something's bad, it IS bad.
Japan is the only country that matters.
You will never be Japanese
Ok and how does that impact the fact that Japan is the best country?
By being West America. All countries belong... to AMERICA!
america is a degenerate israeli shithole and I'm overjoyed that its influence is dying and will become an irrelevant company this century
They were so quick to normalize Onlyfans.
It's not illegal in any of those countries though? At best it's tacked on to cases of actual child abuse
>Russia, and China
t. Zhang Ivanov
I want to kiss her cute little feet so bad and make her giggle!
I can't wait until e-girl becomes illegal in the US. Countries around the world like Australia, New Zealand and UK have started it and the US will follow in only a matter of time.
interesting how all of those countries have something in common
What about Ecuador, Estonia, Ireland, Russia, South Africa, South Korea, and many more?
>thirdies and the most israeli controlled countries in the world
Uh huh
South Korea and Ireland are third or israeli controlled?
South Korea is both, Ireland the latter.
But it's legal in places like Mexico or Isreal.
>Mexico
Nobody cares about south USA except for the IRS when beaner pushers skip the drug trafficing tax.
>Israel
The Chosen Ones are the only ones to frick hebe and shota holes, gentiles stay coping.
You realize the latino population of Ganker has grown a lot over the last 10 years?
So? Personally, to me it stays the same. I came around 2010, and so far is just me being able to speak spanish more often. Not much, but often.
Also, why should it bother me? I'm argentinian, and for the US it means I'm a nazi, an ex con into hiding, a meat fan who loves it more than a texan and an arizonan combined, I live either as a cowboy who dresses like a hobo, or a scammer who's more fake than an italoamerican jersey car dealer.
You wish it was any of those instead of beef and a negative economy
No shit. I did Military Service, I was earning around 8000 pesos, and I always managed to buy my mom's medicines, shoes she wanted, games for my PS3 (when I found them), and a new phone (it was new at the time, first android touchscreens), and I still have over 4000 to spare every month.
Now I work security, I get over 600K, and I'm lucky if I reach 100K in EARNINGS by the end of the month.
>like Mexico
soon to be ilegal I want to murder claudia so fricking much
And one of these days, it'll be illegal in the US of A. The tears will be delicious.
>t. Seething /misc/ moron
Everything you say is wrong
/misc/ wants to ban Japanese drawings because of "degen" or some gay shit
Not me, I'm not a moralgay.
I want them banned because they flood the board and derail threads every opportunity they get. And it'll be funny to see them get arrested with greasy mugshots once USA makes them illegal.
You don't fit in, tourist.
Oh no, I don't fit into a group of annoying unhygienic neckbeards who do nothing but fap to drawings of little girls. What ever shall I do?
There's a website called reddit made for people like you.
And there's red boards for people like you who only want to talk about e-girl. Why are you posting on a blue board designed for general discussion especially when you can get away with more on red?
You realize they're the ones trying to normalize pedophilia in the US right now through Hollywood?
They sure failed when an adult e-girl or busty anime girl being two seconds shy off of 18 makes normalgays shart blood in rage.
What about Rebecca from Edgerunners? Even the dudes were like "a e-girl sized woman isn't necessary to the plot", and the japs were like "well, then we won't animate your show for cheap".
Hideki Ano and Hayao Miyazaki were right. Anime became a mistake.
She proves normalgays still loathe dicky, see everyone that refuses to accept she's a e-girl and says she's "just kinda petite".
Thats why they're easing them into it being acceptable over time. Ten years from now we will have "pedo pride" with its flag merging with the LGBTQ+ one and if you say bad things about it you'll get cancelled.
>just kinda petite
Fine by me. Women from all sizes and ages deserve to be loved.
If you imply babies, I will rip your head off. I'm not that fricked.
I feel many writers shouldn't pick a pen, they look sexually deprived. Pay them a hooker and then let them write.
Also, iCarly was e-girlbait? I saw the show sometimes, but I never noticed anything "e-girl" about it. Unless it flew over my head because I was a kid at the time.
Just put them in blatant "over the heads of kids" sex jokes, like white liquid shot all over their face and dripping.
Victorious was the worst though.
No wonder Dan has all those "the man with the van and the plan" memes.
He needs to get laid. NOT with a little girl.
He deserves the hate, but he's more of a lightning rod. 99% of the people trying to force it gets off without criticism. Instead, they're celebrated, win major awards and pressured that there's something wrong with you if you're not watching these hit movies or shows.
It's through means of stepping stones. Let's say they're at step 1 which is now and step 10 is pedophilia being accepted. People would outcry if they just jumped straight to 10, so they instead go to step 2, which might draw some eyes but nowhere 10. Over a few years step 2 becomes normal, and it's interpreted as step 1, but now step 9 is pedophilia being accepted, which is a shorter distance than 1 to 10.
Then 20 years later when they're at step 9 (which is again step 1 in the new context), it's easy to take one step to step 10 (which is 2 in the new context), eyeing the same amount of light criticism they've received from the original step 1 to step 2. Congratulations, blatant pedophilia is now accepted into normal society and if you have a problem with it people will say it's not so different from step 9 so stop crying about it.
Sounds like France back when they accepted child models. Woo! Those mags were crazy.
I don't speak for all pedos, but what gets me mad is these morons trying to make it normal, like furries or LGBT schizos.
This is a fetish. Keep it at home (or here where crazy stories happen when a dumb idea strikes), don't try to use me as part of your agenda. I'm at peace, in my house, keeping these things to myself, and sharing if someon asks for sauce. Don't try to drag me into your level.
>I don't speak for all pedos, but what gets me mad is these morons trying to make it normal, like furries or LGBT schizos.
It's obvious when they try so hard to force it on a blue board, when there's already red boards for it.
Too bad /vp/edos are so autistic they specifically need to be with other /vp/edos otherwise they can't fap because "that other board doesn't like our fap material like we do" or some shit like that. Not even Chris Chan or Daniel Larson are that autistic
Well, on my case I'm cool with it. Being close to anime desensitized me from erotic images. Is like eye candy for me.
I don't go "yeah, this is hot! Now to splooge and let everyone know I splooge to this, and force everyone to spkooge to this so I can finally be accepted as a """""normal""""" human being!". I'm more like "
, huh, nice ass." or "
, woah, huge" and "
, unf, hot"; and move on.
If I want to jack off, I can find TONS of sites and pictures somewhere else. Finding that here is more lucky "heh, lucky find. Save".
Also Euphoria, (yes the actors are 18+ but the characters aren't and have sex on screen) and Poor Things (a 4 year old brain is transplanted into an adult woman and everyone takes turns having sex with her).
And Dan Schneider comedies like iCarly and Victorious.
Post more feet and ignore the crossboarders.
See
>first poke kid in sword is walking around with this thing
Someone making these games still actually tried.
SEXO
They do look really happy about losing.
It's like playing monster girl quest.
She's catchable!
Does she have eeveelutions too?
not that I can see
Aww. Well, I hope at least she has the LGPE Eevee's BTS.
>Sound type
>Heart type
What shitty ROM Hack is this?
https://pokemonwack.fandom.com/wiki/Pokemon_Wack_Wiki
>pokedex goes up to 5000
>There are 33 new types (52 in total) in Pokemon Wack version.
And they all suck
>No Attract
You have one job
I want her to use Take Down, Captivate, Helping Hand and Max Cuddle on me in that order
I hope she uses Achilles Heel (anal sex).
That sounds adorable
>It should be regulated
If Epstein was smarter, he could've been the first butthole for making himself rich by legalized pedophilia.
No, he had to go "I'm big dick and I will frick you". Well, who got fricked, mr Stein?
Nooo save her!
tbf that guy just straight up looks like your stereotypical pedo
>Pedos so butthurt that they are getting called out they start pulling random irl pedophiles out of their ass to """own""" the moralgays
Kek, e-girlcon is pedophilia whether you like it or not. Cope and seethe pedos
>Unironically using the term "malding"
Ah so you are underaged then
Gentlemen if you please...
Less crossboarding moralhomosexualry, more pokegirls.
Nobody is being a moralgay. You guys are just annoying.
You guys won't get mad if it's Pokégirl stuff? I have some Oppai e-girl stuff, but I can dig another stuff. Maybe grunts or fem MCs. Just a warning: I like big breasts, so maybe that's not your cup of tea.
>oppai e-girl
Screw you, I said it on the Gardevoir thread, and I say it here: Oppai e-girl is great and I will die on this hill.
Ok, I'll try to find something. Give me a moment. Is not like it will last. We lost many posts very quickly.
We'll die on that hill together.
Unrealistically off-model. You can't just add large breasts on a small body and be attracted to it otherwise you have serious mental issues
People do that with shortstacks, and people say is okay!
i can do whatever the frick i want because i am an artist and i love gigantic breasts on petite bodies. develop talent, and maybe you'd be able to draw your own "on model" fanart, but we already know you're just a pissing crybaby who refuses to shut the frick up when someone posts something he dislikes
also, you're a homosexual
Hot.
Gotta tell it like it is. I look forward to jacking off to your works. Also that's a fantastic oppai poke kid.
I can handle them as big as they come.
Do it. Oppai e-girl is based.
>oppai e-girl
>oppai e-girl
I like them cute
I like them funny
I like them big
You don't? Sue me
I know May is supposed to be like 10 but it's difficult to percieve her as such when it comes to how she's drawn in hentai lol.
>Destracting
God I hate ESL porn
>off model
I did warned you
Juliana got a lot of good oppai e-girl stuff honestly.
That was a surprise, considering how flat she is.
But that didn't stopped artists after all.
Don't believe me? Ask Lana, or her mom
Damn that's a great image, hadn't seen it before. She's one of my favorites to see get oppai'd. Well, I guess the point of oppai e-girl is to give these cute and funny flatties huge melons after all!
>>>>sv
Now that's heinous.
hebes > e-girlshit
I like both.
I'll see if I can find something
>Didn't you said you like big breasts
I also save some of the eye candy. Pokégirls: gotta love'em all! And best part, you can start when THEY are 10, and YOU are 30.
flat is justice
Just ordered ultimate sun. Going home boys.
her game
bratty girls need correction
she is a bad girl
she tells you ugly things like "you're a disgusting pedophile"
clearly she needs correction
I'll show you the true power of an adult!
I'd let her mock and belittle me all day long
get out of the way you stupid rat
more feet!
Ok, last one because I need to go to bed.
Have a nice night guys.
I hope you get an oppai e-girl titjob in your dreams tonight anon.
>pedophilia thread is still up
I didn't know there was Wi-Fi in American tunnels
Only reason these threads stay on is because the mods wait for someone to drop actual CP.
They aren't here for moderation
Is current year, anonymous. The surprise for me it would be finding places WITHOUT wifi that aren't part of the countryside.