Hey Loco, why don't you ever take me on any missions?

Hey Loco, why don't you ever take me on any missions?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was your name again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jose Meadow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mad juan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fag got

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Angry Joe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Other Joe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lt Largehuge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bara McBiceps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chad Thundercock

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why, that's petty officer Louis Machengo!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huevos Rancheros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other Joe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big McLargeHuge
      Also
      Consider a relationship with a Turian, y/n?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blast Hardcheese

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assblasted Alejandro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kills me every time.
        Like the Hot Coldman names

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maxres Default. Says so right in the image name you tard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly couldn't tell you. Are we sure this guy wasn't just a generic NPC?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bigdick McDick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dominic Santiago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blasto Hardcheese

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pecs O'Beefpillows

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ese Esteban

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chumbo Quesorito

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jorge McHuevos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grunt Hardfart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always liked Buff McFuckyou

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slab Bulkhead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chuck Steak

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trent Tightshirt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Genuinely don't remember this guy's name
      >Look through every reply
      >Still no idea
      I love you guys

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I do. You're the best human squadmember.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zaeed, Buff McDudeLarge and maybe Jack are the only good Human squadmates in the fuck series.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Miranda is the best and most balanced squadmate combat wise

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Overpowered, you mean.
          Her squadmate buffs in her main skill were absolutely absurd.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Guess her Father got his money's worth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >most balanced
          literally the best squadmate in the game bar none but ok

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >miranda+ garrus with default shep as soldier
          yep it's gaming time

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is basically how I play the game with the occasional switch up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am now remembering that name generator for Vega that was posted on Ganker when ME3 first came out. The highlight of ME3 was giving him the name Fistcrusher Mchuge Dude.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot someone

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's Kasumi!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >forces himself into your dlc mission

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A small price to pay for a better squad mate. It's like how you have to use Internet Explorer to download a better browser.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the Leviathan dlc

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Qrd?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Vega is like this mamacita is pendejo vamos and then helps Shepard torture a woman to death if he asks

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry vega, I learned how to edit coalesced.bin to give someone else inferno ammo

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was miles better than Jacob or Kasumi.
    Kasumi is just female Kai Leng 1 game too early.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kasumi is the lamest companion in the whole series
      That bit where they had the actress say gomenesai made my cringe 5 years off my life

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kasumi is the lamest companion in the whole series
        that's jacob or kaidan though. kaiden is so bad no one saves him from the nuke aside from gays

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kasumi just exist to give you recaps

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          False, Kasumi is much worse
          Jacob is dull, Kaidan is an indecisive pussy, Kasumi is an endless cringe manufacturing center

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then call her cringe. there is literally nothing interesting nor redeeming about Jacob. from his design, to his abilities and his companion quest. at the very least kasumi has an ok aesthetic and a relatively decent companion quest

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kasumi is
              >tight asian pussy
              >a cool thief
              >l33t hacker
              >takes you to a James Bond party with ancient art

              Kasmui was likeable as a character, albeit shallow in content and completely overshadowed by Zaeed.

              The only reason anyone would pretend Token had redeeming qualities was if...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A James Bond party that starts off cool and devolves into tedious shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her grenade was also a unique mechanic in me2
                She tossed with perfect accuracy but shep had to actually aim his throw arc if you made frag grenade your bonus power

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, Shepherd's version of many powers are inferior because you have to aim them or they have travel time via a projectile.

                Why is the space gypsy so popular?

                In all 3 games. Same reason no tastes hype Garrus as, "the ultimate bro!" when he doesn't get cool until his character's completely remade in 2.

                I love how it's always the male characters people rage and seethe over because they can only think with their dicks.

                This, Kaiden is one of the best characters in the game

                samefag no one likes your gay fictional boyfriend. His entire character in ME1 was
                >ow my head!
                >the army gave me implants
                >to boost my biotics
                >and now my head hurts!
                >ouchie!
                >ouchie!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >she's obviously smitten with the man.
                Exactly my point
                "schoolgirl" as in personality and approach to the opposite sex, nothing about her age

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ignores everything else he says
                Dumbass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >until his character's completely remade in 2
                Are you retarded?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People think that him going renegade in 2 is a character assassination even though is entire conflict in 1 is "I left the police force because I hate playing by the rules".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I had no future in store for Ashley aside from having the satisfaction of killing her myself in ME3.
          Honestly, she's a total cunt in ME2 and ME3 and tells you that she hopes the reapers get you. In comparison Kaidan just says he can't follow Shepard in ME2 while in ME3 he just says that he was put in a regrettable position if he gets shot.
          Even if I had no intention to romance either, I let Ashley die. She can go redeem her family name dying among Salarians.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He lets the Salarians die
            What a fucking gay

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well no, Kirrahe and the salarians come aboard but the sacrifice is always going to be Ashley and a couple unnamed salarians that don't make it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              as I said. only gays let kaidan live

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love how it's always the male characters people rage and seethe over because they can only think with their dicks.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This, Kaiden is one of the best characters in the game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, Jacob is just a terrible character in general. Like, he's not even a bro: he's constantly getting angry at Shepard just for asking him questions. He really pissed me off.

            And besides, Liara and Ashley have the biggest hatebases in the franchise.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Liara is pretty well received among normies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Saving Ashley
          Not even once.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >total bro that has the balls to go toe to toe with (canon male) shepard and manages to make save scums seethe when he lands a strike on their sheps
    yeah hes based just dont let him call you loco

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't you ever take me on any missions?
    Because edi took your spot tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind Vega even though he does exist to ask questions but yeah even the AI stands out over him

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one not seeing the Michael Jackson face for Miranda?
    Also, Jack most beautiful character Bioware ever made. I don't know how they pulled it off and scanned her model perfectly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get why people like Jack but I'm just not interested in her facial features. The Sinead o Connor look never worked for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's like a 10 with hair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ME3 Jack is vile

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By "vile" you mean semen demon, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        her eyes seem weird and kinda dead in ME3 compared to ME2. same with joker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jack does have the best face, her facial structure is great.
      Miranda looks fine to me I think it's just the lighting a lot of the time and maybe Yvonne's face not translating spot on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I the only one not seeing the Michael Jackson face for Miranda?
      I didn't use to but I see it now after you fuckers gaslit me. Bioware got the shape of her head completely wrong, it's like Bioware face scanned Yvonne's features but pasted it on some random head that looks nothing like her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a 'girl-with-tattoos-fetish' and I don't know why.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her and Miranda are cum dumpsters but Jack does have a better structured face.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shame about her lips tho in ME3, they just look weird as fuck. Her appearance in ME2 was great.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's been through a lot of terrible shit. Only thing that matters is that you can fix her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you can fix her
          Doesn't even paragon Shep in ME2 at some point say "fuck, even I can't fix this"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't he did, no.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not at all.

              Uh... JACKBROS?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also can't fix your fucking face

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's a dialogue choice so it's not actually something he says unless you choose it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That's a dialogue choice
                so like pretty much everything else Shepard says? lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, there are set in stone lines too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its just nerd cope
                they were so confident but yet got proven wrong and they just move goal posts
                probably a talifag too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She doesn't need fixing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have fun getting murdered once she catches herself having feelings for you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's probably some amount of paranoia that she's suffering from.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Asshole

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tatoo scene in 3
                Jack a cute
                Cute!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not at all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he does say something like that but I dont think its paragon shep
            probably neutral shep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't have big enought tits or wide enough hips for me to like Jack.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I don't even like Tats and side cuts, but everything else about is fucking amazing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jack's theprettiest because she's not a facescan.

      https://i.imgur.com/Mh9PTNW.jpg

      Hey Loco, why don't you ever take me on any missions?

      >Ronnie from the Jersey Shore
      >but Mexican
      >and a gay

      EA's execs should be in the soup kitchen for thinking this appealed to anyone, especially given he's filling the slot belonging to Wrex or Grunt.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ronnie is Puerto Rican and like 5'6

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so he's just Ronnie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ME2 Jack > ME3 Jack

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more clothes was a downgrade.
        Hair was an upgrade.

        >sniperwise Legion > Thane > Garrus.
        Nah. Legion gets the best sniper rifle, but Thane and Garrus get better abilities.
        Abilitywise, Thane vs Garrus comes down more or less to "do I need support vs shields or vs barrier?"

        >noskill redditor

        Thane does more damage than Garrus. Legion does more damage than Thane. You are baby if you choose sniper for "ability".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. plays on the easiest difficulty
          On Insanity you really want decent abilities on standby to make things less obnoxious.
          You do use abilities, right anon? You aren't some sort of shoot only Cawadoodie immigrant?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but I cleared insanity as Soldier, Vanguard, and Sentinel.
            When I wanted to do an Adept run to spam the shit out of abilities, I just put it on normal so I could fire my abilities without a care for every enemy being shielded

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Adept just kind of got butchered in 2.
              Thank god biotic combos fix the class in 3.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I still think they're kind of shit in ME3 because Banshees and Phantoms are some of the only enemies that really matter and they're shit against them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reave helps a lot against phantoms but you have to let Ka*dan live if you want access to it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Energy Drain feels pretty mandatory for adepts while reave is mostly redundant.
                It's annoying that the tech burst window for drain is tiny, like you can't be more than very short distance away because you don't have a hitscan detonator

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I started ME3 recently and I tried doing tech combos for the first time. I have no fucking idea what the timing is on tech explosions after several hours, and I never seem to be able to pull them off. It's really fucking annoying.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you don't choose the worst sniper for his Concussive Blast!?
            >you must not play on Insanity

            you suck at videogames.

            Not him but I cleared insanity as Soldier, Vanguard, and Sentinel.
            When I wanted to do an Adept run to spam the shit out of abilities, I just put it on normal so I could fire my abilities without a care for every enemy being shielded

            with basic competence Infiltrator is the easiest and most fun way to play on Insanity. Headshots 1hk most enemies, as they should.

            Adept 2shots most enemies in 3 so it takes longer but it's noskill because you don't have to aim.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Overload actually.
              I don't know why you'd think you're qualified to talk about how good squadmates are when you clearly don't know anything about them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you don't even know Garrus can overload!
                So can Legion and he has better abilities and he does more damage sniping.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you're a fucking idiot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >me3

                >want to prove how bad his powers are
                >show all his better-than-Garrus' powers
                thanks for making my point for me dipshit. Widow Anti-material Rifle has more dps than Garrus by the way.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >show all his better-than-Garrus' powers
                AI Hacking is incredibly situational on the lowest difficulties, and only gets worse as everything gets shielding.
                Drone is fine but the cooldown is really long and it doesn't do as much as you'd want for that long cd
                Geth Shield boost is just a survivability buff. It's fine but it's not as good on a sniper as it'd be on a frontliner like Grunt or Jacob.
                It's fine if you don't give a shit about your squad's effectiveness anon, just don't say stupid shit on the internet and get pissy when you get proven wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >situational
                There's no situation where Garrus does more damage than Legion.
                There's no situation where Garrus survives longer than Legion.
                There's no situation where Garrus is better than Legion.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There's no situation where Garrus does more damage than Legion.
                vs shields
                >There's no situation where Garrus survives longer than Legion.
                snipers shouldn't be up front
                >There's no situation where Garrus is better than Legion.
                vs shields
                vs armor
                better at giving team buffs thanks to ammo skill

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shit what ability haven't I mentioned yet
                >ammo skill!

                Shepherd doesn't need Garrus to have his skill. He could take Squad Armor Piercing himself and give it to Legion where it'd be useful.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or, and hear me out here, Shepherd could use his bonus skill on something else, and let Garrus take care of the ammo.
                woah...
                I don't know if you have some sort of robophilia or if you're just too stubborn to admit when you're clearly and objectively wrong, but if I were you I'd just leave it here because your arguments have all been fucking terrible.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I need Garrus in my party!
                >bros for life!

                It's okay to say, "this character is underpowered late-game. I keep him in the squad because he's my favorite!".

                That's all it takes anon. Some people are like that with Jack or Kasumi. Just don't mistake your love for Garrus for him being better than Thane let alone Legion.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do people really find Jack weak? She tends to crush things for me when I have her in my party
                Getting the IFF and all of those husk, she was really helpful

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jack is weak if you're running infiltrator or something weapons based that relies on range. She's stronger if you're in an adept/vanguard heavy party so you can make use of her shockwave/knockback abilities.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In higher difficulties her shockwave and biotics take a bit more investment to really get working

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jack falls off hard on higher difficulties. She isn't terrible (warp ammo is nice, shotguns make her a bit better in the shooting department than the pistol/sub locked characters), but her biotic skills are kind of redundant and she suffers from not having a good defense stripping skill.
                No real reason to use her on Insanity over Miranda or Samara.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. Samara was my go to for adept partners. Never liked Miranda, she felt like a jack of all trades character rather than a specialist.

                That said, Jack/Liara is pretty good on Insanity. Singularity combos well with shockwave

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Never liked Miranda, she felt like a jack of all trades character rather than a specialist.
                I mean she is, but honestly she's probably one of the best squad mates in the game anyway
                >Overload + Warp hits every defense type
                >Class skill buffs everyone
                >Slam gives her an alright finisher vs stripped foes
                and I hate saying that because I think Miranda is boring and has a gross MJ face.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Warp ammo is nice for classes with no ammo powers that have something better to do than take it as a bonus skill
                otherwise she's pretty useless

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jack's Wave is good anti-husk and her ammo power's worth having too.

                That said, she's a vanguard. Grunt can wreck shit with a shotgun and take counter-hits better. Samara has more powerful biotic powers and better dps with the Matlock.

                Mordin's Incinerate's atleast as good against Husk and he has greater survivability. Zaeed's Grenade's likewise decent against them and he has better dps.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Truth

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only take human squadmates on my missions. Yes, I supported terra firma in me1. Human pride worldwide mother fuckers.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're not Grunt, holmes.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miri is a good girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm maybe they did get her face down
      She still looks cute but the lighting can be weird a lot of the time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dammit she should of been a squadmate in me3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >post yfw she returns for ME4

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's a bloody icon, one could only hope

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can say that again!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can say that again!

          I want Miri back. I so want Miri back.
          And Jack. Together, they are even better.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A buddy cop game with Miranda and Jack set in Omega

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jack and Miri working together, taking down Cerberus cells, all over the Milky Way. There's also mini-games. Swimming in Ilium, skiing in Noveria, roller derby in Omega, racing on the Citadel, etc. You can also buy them outfits, that you can dress them up to play in, in the mini-games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                BioWare GET ON THIS

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would love this, but I'd hate this, because it's an EA game and the cosmetics would be locked behind currency that you'd have to buy with real world money. I would not be able to financially recover from this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                EA hiding the first mission behind a paywall

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if I call my superior loco/lola in the military

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're legally obligated to have sex with you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was so glad you could shut his ass down and stop him from calling you nicknames.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would get hazed.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because you're a genuinely boring character

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cause you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    come back when you have tits, ese

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BIFF MCLARGEHUGE

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you talking about? I took you and Garrus out on every mission with those Typhoon's. Really helped with that Insanity I was feeling.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fairly solid as far as human companions. Much better than Kaiden Ashley Kasumi and Zaheed anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zaheed is based, we needed another edgelord to balance things out

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually would use him on Reaper missions because most Reaper enemies don't have shields so his frag grenades and carnage are useful for bringing down the Brutes and Banshees

    The best human companion is Miranda though both in story and gameplay since she is a Sentinel and therefore mandatory on Insanity unless you are also a Sentinel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really? Miranda was such a spoiled whiney cunt it drove me up the wall. I actually dreaded the time she was on screen for any reason.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >even a Miranda that was loyal in ME2 will end up killing herself in ME3 if you break up with her, even if you warn her about Leng and give her every precaution

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has the best break up and dying scenes funny enough

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because I have to bring my OG crew of Tali and Garrus. You're cool with me though

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm you guys forgetting someone?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tali?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Purge the Asari parasites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God, she was so boring
      Even when they made her the shadow broker she is such a dull character

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but the porn of her as a pregnant stripper is damn fine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Liara feels like one of those characters someone on the writing team REALLY liked but no one else liked.

      I liked her more in ME3 when Javik appeared and completely destroyed her perception of the Protheans and Asari culture.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, it's Sheperd's cute wife!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kept telling you I wasn't interested and you still didn't get it through your brain. Take a hint lady

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And then, regardless of any choices or relationships, Liara had mind sex (rape) with Shepard on Earth before the retarded finale
        The end

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Liara had mind sex
          Me4 she's pregnant right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course. It will be canon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              big blue asari cock

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best waifu.
      Too bad they ruined her in ME2 and 3 along with damn near everything else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ME1 Liara was boring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her voice is jarring for some reason

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate when writters go:
    >"hey how do we make sure people know this is a latino character?"
    >"Oh just make him speak perfect english but says a word in Spanish from time to time for no reason"
    Just give him a latino name and be done with it no need to make your characters fucking dora the explorer
    >"Azul means blue shepard"
    >"Say mapa to open the galaxy map shepard"
    >"Reaper no reaping reaper no reaping"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah fuck off pendejo.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hes so hot bros, you have absolutely no idea.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >initially dismiss Vega as some buff brodude retard
    >turns out to be a very alright character and an absolute fucking bro for the entire game
    I pity whoever hasn't realized this guy is the best human in the series

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is a lot better and does the regular human character better than Jacob does

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really like dislike any companion other than pic related, and even that's mostly because of oversaturation and writer's pet syndrome. She'd be okay if she was just treated like everyone else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't really like dislike any companion other than pic related
      You like Jacob more than Liara?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I.. forgot that guy exists.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >forgot that guy exist
          I actually believe you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jacob's problem that he is just too normal (boring) for the cast

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jacob also can't stay loyal for 6 months. If you try to romance him in ME2, he'll still cheat on you with another woman and his excuse is he sat on a beach after leaving Cerberus.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just an average black man

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pretty much useless compared to other teammates
            >volunteers to die first in the suicide mission just like blacks in horror movies dying first
            >has an absentee father who turns out to be a Jeffrey Epstein/Bill Cosby hybrid in space
            >cheats on Shepard after mere months, running away and getting another girl pregnant without ever saying a word
            Bioware being accidentally based in how they portrayed Jacob.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              to die first in the suicide mission just like blacks in horror movies dying first
              What did bioware mean by this and all of the other black stereotypes for that matter
              Genuinely surprised Shepard didn't have a scene where he walks in on Jacob space dialing one of five baby mothers

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              BUT THE PRIIIIIIIZE

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jacob being useless is a cope that cowards use to try to not look racist when they say they don't like using him (as if you can be racist against polygons)
              His kit is solid, pull is one of the better biotic powers in ME2 and his ammo power is the best in the game. Only real argument against him is that Grunt fills the same niche, but there are reasons to use him over the fan favorite (even if it mostly comes down to "better secondary weapon vs better cc ability").

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's just weird that Grunt is functionally a vastly better duplicate of him, no other characters are like that
                At least give one of them cryo ammo or something

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I never played ME2
                listen bot, sniperwise Legion > Thane > Garrus.

                >people don't want to look rascist
                eveyone openly hates him and no one wanted this bland N
                a
                g
                g
                e
                r
                !
                Global rules against honesty are the only reason you don't hear the entire site rise up as one and call him what he is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pic
                hey man commander black is a way better character than jacob

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sniperwise Legion > Thane > Garrus.
                Nah. Legion gets the best sniper rifle, but Thane and Garrus get better abilities.
                Abilitywise, Thane vs Garrus comes down more or less to "do I need support vs shields or vs barrier?"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His kit is lame. Squadmates are good either for stripping defenses or DPS, pure biotics like Jacob do neither. Jack has that issue too except her biotics have more AOE and utility.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jacob isn't useless mechanically, he's okay, but he's a boring human and not a hot woman either so nobody wants to put him on their team, kind of like Kaiden. He goes from boring to hilarious when he shows up in ME3 though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People only find Kaiden boring because he's a normal functioning adult that doesn't need the Hand of ShepardGod to cure him of his woes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I find him more annoying than boring, he's supposed to be the second biggest human badass but he hems and haws over shit like a 13 year old.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's the headaches

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like if he had been in the ME2 suicide mission and I made him the second team commander I'd expect him to get people killed, he doesn't have that "you can leave some shit to me Shep" aura that e.g. Garrus develops

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's not really a leader type of guy
                The only person that I feel may be that is Garrus and even that may be a bit of a stretch

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i always lold at the people who pick zaeed for second team leader and then wonder why it goes wrong
                all his dialogue is about insubordination and being the sole survivor of missions

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                On my first playthrough I picked Tali just cause I wasn't really thinking about it and Miranda pointed out that Tali only leads people to death but somehow things went rather smoothly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The obvious good choice is Miranda, and the obvious bad choices are Zaeed and Garrus, which is ironic because Garrus is the best pick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Garrus was a good leader, he just didn't do Sidonis' loyalty quest

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I pick Garrus
                I do like Miranda but her leading a team that doesn't trust her is a bit tricky, I usually take her along with me though as I romance her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My buddy Grunt wasn't a permanent party member in 3 so instead of the usual Garrus and Grunt, I went with Garrus and James. James might be a ridiculous muscled out dude appearance wise, but I actually didn't find him obnoxious at all. Him and Miranda are the only two human party members I actually liked bringing along to certain missions.

                Isn't the whole point of Garrus that he actually can and DID lead a team really well and only got fucked over because he was sold out? Been a year since I last played so I might be forgetting something.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and for the most part the rest of the crew tend to like him too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kaidan is the only squadmate beside Wrex in ME1 that doesn't bitch and moan about things though. He even says "sry commander i know it's boring but we got nothing to talk about because i've made peace with all my issues"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This
                Motherfucker actually sorted out his issues years ago and he's just there to serve the Alliance. He already went through his development.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This
                Motherfucker actually sorted out his issues years ago and he's just there to serve the Alliance. He already went through his development.

                Kaidanchads get in here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                god alistair was such a fun character. I miss having actual buds in RPGs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He always lives to become my husband when I play the games, I love him so much.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                vile

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you want?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn’t say he’s useless but he feels a bit redundant if you’re a vanguard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair someone is going to feel redundant regardless of which shep you pick.

                Reave is actually fucking amazing

                Yes, which is why you'd have to be a fucking idiot to pick Morinth over her hotter mom.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Vanguard
                Anybody have the flowchart handy? Sometimes I forget how to play it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a bit of a dick but he's not a mary sue or forced on us

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was better in his mobile game
        At least his father was very realistic

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley is best girl and will always be best girl and is by far the sexiest cumdumpster in ME3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's fine in the first game, but her writing becomes braindead in the 3rd game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's not a cool racist anymore?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's disloyal and passive aggressive
          >Udina is working for Cerberus
          >So did you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a chud in 3

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked him more than any of the other human party members and still tried to bring him out a couple of missions for variety

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liara T'Soni's blue fingers itched with trepidation, hovering shakily above the haptic keyboard on her terminal aboard the Shadow Broker's ship as it sailed the stormy skies of Hagalaz. Dare she turn the cameras on again tonight? What would she find this time?

    One of the first intriguing discoveries aboard the hyper-advanced cruiser's mainframe was the unlimited access to the hacked cameras aboard the Cerberus Normandy-SR2. Direct access to surveillance footage with no user restrictions - to the bridge, to crew quarters, to the armory, to every room aboard the prototype frigate. What interested Liara most of course were the captain's quarters or whichever room the handsome human commander currently inhabited, her attention drawn to him like a moth to a distant moon light years away.

    The first time the asari caught footage of Shepard was several days ago. He was sitting in the loft fiddling with elaborate ship models, his impressive forearms on full display. Liara zoomed in the camera footage to focus on his form more closely, her own hands shyly making her way toward the area between her legs - already preemptively stimulated by the sight of her unrequited love.

    If only he'd allowed her to touch him, if only they had embrace eternity together... at least once. Perhaps one day?

    Her moments of pleasuring her body were short-lived. The door to the captain's quarters chimed open and revealed a quarian female entering the room and approaching Shepard, leading him by the hand to the luxurious bed with a slight sway of her hips.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Liara watched events unfold and intensify with a mixture of profound heartache and embarrassed disbelief, her eyes lidded with unshed tears, and yet her own arousal seemed to mount. She wanted so hard to look away, but her eyes and the rush of her blood refused to listen to reason. Her fingers resumed and quickened their stimulation of her own body.

      Not even the bed's lavish blankets could hush the excited moans and breaths coming from the tangled pair underneath the covers, and Liara was appalled by how much her excitement overpowered her pangs of sadness. She worked her blue body with desperate strokes, increasing in pace, until she found her release at the exact same time as Shepard and his lover had.

      The lonely asari only started feeling the uneven thudding of her heartbeat in her ears again when the full reality of the situation hit her. What was she becoming? Whatever it was, it had given her the most intense sexual pleasure of her life so far.

      She continued the same routine every time she found footage of Shepard with a different woman, desperately touching herself in half humiliation and half passion. The stoic Cerberus operative in the tight white catsuit, the enthusiastic red-haired yeoman/psychiatrist, the silver-haired human doctor, the tattooed bald human biotic - with each new partner Shepard mated with, Liara's self loathing mounted and intensified, yet always in tandem with raw sexual excitement.

      God, how she wished it was her. But she also perversely reveled in the knowledge that it wasn't.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Liara!

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By the Goddess, my name is Cora T'Harper.

    I’m a 34 year old human weeablue (asari fan for you xenos). I make notes about Sarissa's manuals on my datapad, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior asari books. (Twelve Leaves, A Rock In The Maelstrom, Speeches and Silences series)

    I train with my biotic Asari Sword every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through ceramic and barriers because it is folded over a thousand times by huntresses, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the universe. I got my sword license ten years ago, and have been getting better every day.

    I speak Asari fluently, both Cyonean and the Thessian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about asari history and their Justicar Code, which I follow 100%.

    When I get my extraplanetary visa, I am moving to Polos to attend a prestigious Huntress Academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Huntress or a manual writer!

    I own several pink stripper outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thessia, so I can fit in easier. I strip around my elders and seniors and speak Asari as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

    Wish me luck on Thessia!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate everyone in Andromeda so much it's unreal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vetra gets a pass and that’s only because she is kind of safe/dull and hot as hell

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Vetra gets a pass
          >Trans garus
          Nah bruv

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She is nothing like Garrus though
            She is literally the team mom

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Garrus may as well be trans.
            Look at this gay.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lmfao yasss c-sec dont be doin they job hunny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hot as hell
          No.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What is it like having shit taste

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know, you're more familiar with it than me.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know. I'm not going to say I have the best taste, but I at least don't berate others for not liking my fetish fuel.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’re retarded if you romance anyone but Miranda. Total sex goddess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >infertile
      >Australian
      >man face
      lol
      lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Australian
        What's wrong with aussie women? There accent is hot!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >infertile
        you say that like its a bad thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you fuck her?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My semen, would single-handedly cure her infertility, and she would give birth to three generations of girls, all pre-impregnated.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the sheer strength of the orgasms miranda can deliver, it’s like fucking morinth but you don’t instantly die

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fucks other men anonymously
      >butchered Yvonnes face
      Nah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Miranda has a killer body but that face ruins it all. I never romance her because her face is fucking messed up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has the best chemistry with Shepard

      >fucks other men anonymously
      >butchered Yvonnes face
      Nah

      Nah she just wanted to make sure those guys were healthy haha yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anal sex with Miranda.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Miranda has a perfect ass, imagine how good plowing her from behind feels

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >imagine how good plowing her from behind feels
          Feels like perfection.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      licking mommy mirandas boots

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not just the squadmates, it's the crewmembers and every NPC in Andromeda. They all suck and my face is tired of dealing with everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pathfinder "My father is dead" Ryder : )

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beef McMeatson is unironically the best human squadie outside of maybe Zaeed.
    Would take him on missions over ED or Liara

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I take Liara on every mission in ME3 because I like looking at her smiling face and big booba!

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Andromeda is so dissappointing, the combat and leveling mechanics are good but the open world is lifeless and the story is so boring it makes me wish it had mass effect 3’s ending. At least that got discussion

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ME3 was so fucking dissappointing, why give EDE a sexrobot body when you can't even cuck joker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to fuck Joker and cuck EDE!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Ashley tier disloyalty here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you cuck Joker?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i hate cripples, also his glass pelvis would shatter when EDE does a bit of cowgirl/robot so it would be the best for him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dudes will let robotic pussy ruin a friendship and prove themselves to be a judas

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why didnt they just let us fuck him or EDI

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's something lionhearted about sheploo that femshep users will never understand

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine wrestling with Ashley naked, haha just a thought

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All this discussion made me realize why the ending made me so mad. It was never about the story, it was the characters and no “where are they now” epilogue fucking sucked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically in something like the Reaper war, there's two outcomes for your crew
      a) Shepard tells all of them to get the fuck out of there and they survive
      b) if they don't get the fuck out of there, they get swarmed and die unceremoniously because it's the greatest concentration of Reaper ships and ground forces in the galaxy

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because u 2 cute to risk your life, baby
    just wait for me in bed

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, Jack is the only bad romance option, she’s so ugly with the shitty tattoos. I’m also on the fence with tali being a spacy gypsy. Liara is hot and a fucking dork which is a plus. Ashley is hot and will snap your cock off. Miranda will berate you publicly but then be a total submissive in bed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ashley is hot
      She looks like a Bogdanoff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but that hair

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i like bimbofied ash but it really bothers me that this sloppy bithes hair isn't tied up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have never met a Liarafag who wasn't a colossal gay. Explains why Bioware writers basically forced her as the canon LI.

      Asari lovers with taste go for Samara or Shiala.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asari in general serve no use besides dancing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I romanced her in 1 but dumped her in 3 after getting with miranda in 2

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do any of the cheating scenarios lead to funny dialog? The only one I've seen is cheated-on-Ash talking to LI Tali on the dreadnought mission

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to be a mild Liarafag but I was just dickthinking and didn't romance anyone else. Then I tried the other ones and realized how poorly executed the whole blueberry shit is. She's the white rice of romance options.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fuck is wrong with white rice anon? It's like putting fancy bullshit on popcorn when butter and salt is the superior option. With that said I'm actually a Jackfag but the Liara hate is overblown

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing's wrong with white rice. But it's plain and aimed at the widest common denominator. There are some things that are made primarily to be marketed and approachable and it results in them being lacking and shallow.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nutrient poor while being overly filing and calorie rich
            grains are for sedentary and sickly serfs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. never did the Jack romance
      Honestly probably the best written romance if you go Paragon. Only Tali really compares.
      I'm not shocked a Liarafag has awful tastes, though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tali is just as bad as Liara lol
        Tali is literally all quirk and nothing else, Jack is a good romance though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah Tali got that loyalty and girl next door energy. Plus she gets a fun "forbidden romance" angle with the whole she might die thing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            girl next door? more like kid sister

            >Arrival's good
            [...]
            >Liara is the only canon choice solely because she was available to bang from the first game to the last one
            I'd argue it's the reason it's lame. Romances like Garrus or Tali feel authentic because you get to know the characters first without it being about fucky-fucky. Liara just jumps straight into bed and it's weird especially when you consider the Benezia stuff.

            all we know about tali is quarian history and muh ships

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Vega if only for the fact that he's a real eye candy for women. Anytime he took his shirt off was a pleasing moment. I'm fine not romancing him, it's cool to have a big himbo on board of the Normandy, just looking at him doing pushups or whatever.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UH OH

    PROBLEMATIC

    BIOWARE ARE CHUDS

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mass effect 4 really needs to let players pick their race

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be way too much additional writing and voice acting for current bioware.

      and people say miranda looks weird

      Miranda at least had an attractive woman as her model.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please - call me Kelly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay Slushie

      also
      >last name Chambers
      >can die in a chamber

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you fuck those dogs, Kelly?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anyone out there who actually romanced Diana?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "romanced"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and people say miranda looks weird

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally who?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Battle tits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This character is creepy as hell for so many reasons beyond the obvious
      like she is fully on board with being a war propagandist without even a discussion about it, like they didn't even have her saying well this is a real war for survival not America just murdering foreigners so it's fine. In 2012.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Normandy is basically a refugee camp for all kinds of people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasted character you mean to tell me they can put a Easter egg as squad mate on your ship but no one from me2!?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hated that "Loco" shit so I told him to shut up about it straight away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every game from this era had to have a generic hispanic flavor guy

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miranda>Ashley>Liara>Tali>Jack

    Prove me wrong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proof.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that fucked up ear
        No. I think jack is a love her or hate her character. You either love her for being a freak or hate for the same reasons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You can fix her
        Oh shit, you can actually fix her.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's even better since she takes after Shepard in certain ways

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that Tali sent the Normandy's specs to the flotilla

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            headcanon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it was confirmed that she didn't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tali = Jack > ME1 Ashley > Miranda > Liara > later Ashley

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah
      Miranda > Jack > ME1 Ashley > Liara = Tali >>>>> ME3 Ashley

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Liara as a non romance. The goodbye scene in ME3 where she shares her memories with Shepard, as a non LI, is very beautiful. Especially as femshep, i don't know why but i think the way she puts her head on Shepard's shoulder is even cuter if it's femshep. I guess it's because it's rare to see a beautiful friendship between women in vidya. Really cute, wish i had an asari bestfriend to merge her nervous system with mine and show me her memories.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The goodbye scene in ME3 where she shares her memories with Shepard, as a non LI, is very beautiful.
      She steals Shepard's DNA to make babies.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mass Effect 4 begins
    >fade in a quiet cabin in a remote area by a lake
    >a man is chopping wood outside, his back turned to the camera
    >a hovercar lands
    >Hackett rides out in a wheelchair and approaches the man
    >"The Alliance sent me here, it's time to return to the fold for a new mission"
    >the man says "Not my problem" and splits another piece of wood
    >Hackett continues: ''We need you. Humanity needs you. The batarians are demanding we stop their extermination, they are out of line''
    >the man turns around
    >it's old man Shepard
    >"Now that's my problem"
    >Hackett smiles
    >"Good to know age hasn't mellowed you out, Admiral-Commander. Consider yourself reinstated. Hack it out.''

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So literally mgs4 but in the reverse with little to no story but what little story there is is great?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The batarians
      That's all he needs to hear and he back in hehe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would Hackett still be alive?

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's not fair bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worst character in the series.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be sad because he's dead, be happy he got to live.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fwiw Liara is fairly mature at least in 1 about not being interested

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Liara
      >ME1
      >not interested
      Huh? She starts telling Shepard about asari sexuality and how she wants to mate right after Shepard kills her mother. She's insanely horny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I failed the romance in ME1 because Liara started pulling off her panties when I was trying to just talk about protheans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is a parasite, of course she is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you say you aren’t interested. She is from the moment she meets you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I misunderstood.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More miranda. Literally created to be sex incarnate. Absolutely perfect and will give you endless orgams

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Garrus and Liara exist

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it fun to kill Tali with a save editor and then betray Raan for the Geth?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Humans can live to about 150 years, and recent medical advances have eradicated almost all known diseases that afflict them. However, as humans only emerged on the galactic stage within the last thirty years, it is highly likely that the introduction of new technology into their society will greatly increase their average lifespan.
    So Hackett isn't even experiencing a mid life crisis yet? Unless he's like 120 years old in ME3.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got to say i'm still pissed at mass effect 3 for
    Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the games should've had more renegade squadmates like Zaeed and Javik

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Garrus is mostly renegade, so are the Krogans. Actually most of the squadmates are at least a bit renegade, who would even be true parangon? Liara maybe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I meant full-on bastards.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no salarian romance option

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they live for like 40 years tops. short romance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if i recall correctly salarians get over such things much quicker because of ultra fast metabolism and body chemistry
      other races fall in love and take months or years to fall out of love
      salarians process this within hours or days

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so salarians are canonically the best race for hookups

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >salarians process this within hours or days
        They better, they croak in 40 years. Human lifespans can hit 150 at the point where Mass Effect takes place. Salarians are bitchmode lifespans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you bring her to an orgasm in mere moments
      >you finish up but she is ready to go again just after you are spent

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Salarians probably don’t sleep either

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They do, a conversation in ME2 talks about it. However it's 1 hour of sleep a night

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Judging by that one Salarian's behavior and what little info about his "marriage" he gives at his bachelor party, the chick releases eggs into a pool and the male fertillizes them. So good news for chicks/fags that like copious amounts of nut butter I guess.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you remind me I'm gay

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I need a human meatshield I use Ashley instead

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Tali.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ME3 was so weird, like it was a really rough transition to the early gay inclusivity to the mainstream media but since they were not confident enough they had to make kaiden bisexual for some reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm thankful that you can almost entirely avoid Cortez

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I completely forgot about that one dude, only goes to prove that they didn't really care about the whole thing in ME3.
        Now if we're talking about DAI though, it genuinely felt more like pre-porn ban tumblr fujo heaven than the kind of "serious" pandering they have right now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't even know you could save him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        meant for

        I'm thankful that you can almost entirely avoid Cortez

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT LEG PHOTO WAS NOT LEWD ENOUGH

    SEND YOUR FEET IN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A fleet can't track one leg!

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Citadel is still the best piece of DLC in Bioware's whole portfolio

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not hard considering we have Arrival and Overlord

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Arrival's good but really it shouldn't have been a DLC. But I guess I expected too much from a studio where they pulled this kind of shit more than once in their games

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Arrival is insanely fucking bad anon
          Holy shit I can't get over how retarded it was that every relay is a supernova waiting to happen on top of just being extremely unfun and poorly written

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Arrival's good

          Liara is the only canon choice solely because she was available to bang from the first game to the last one

          >Liara is the only canon choice solely because she was available to bang from the first game to the last one
          I'd argue it's the reason it's lame. Romances like Garrus or Tali feel authentic because you get to know the characters first without it being about fucky-fucky. Liara just jumps straight into bed and it's weird especially when you consider the Benezia stuff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just did a ME2 replay recently and god Overlord is a slog. Just corridor after corridor of killing geth and shit with nothing of interest inbetween.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It made me wish for a Mass Effect structured like a Yakuza game where you have a serious tone main story but side activities can be anything at any level of seriousness and done in a low-budget style

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a bit too late for that. not unless they can somehow revive the damn franchise with the upcoming game. I know better than to expect anything from current Bioware

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trespasser was better

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know ancient evils and civilizations were always in Mass Effect's DNA but I wish the series leaned more on the problems between species and challenges of humanity being a child race in comparison to the others. The human supremacist thing was a cool option in 1 but slowly fell to the wayside because the universe was ending

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liara is the only canon choice solely because she was available to bang from the first game to the last one

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dare you to defend killing shepard in 2

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The actual weakest ME2 crew member is Morinth
    >Throw sucks
    >Pull is fine
    >obligatory general strength increase ability
    >Dominate fills a similar niche to Pull

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you choose Morinth then you deserve that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reave is actually fucking amazing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which is funny because Samara is one of the best

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really goes to show how much of a difference kit synergy makes.
        Samara is actually pretty bad until you do her loyalty mission, she really needs Reave to bring her kit together.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Letting Morinth join you is fucked up and probably the most outright evil thing you can do. Harboring a serial killer who enjoys every moment of serial killing and would probably do it all your crew members at the first opportunity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is really no reason to choose Morinth at all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Except for that creepy Shepard smile

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bioware really should have made renegade a real thing in Andromeda

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              biggest mistake that they could possibly do in andromeda was not to let you play as clancy brown

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly a little disappointed that she doesn't murder someone and leave your ship after a few mission.
        It would 100% be Jack too, you know it would be.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We don't kinkshame here. She was just cooming

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Indoctrinated behavior honestly

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You movie SUCKS

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BUT
    THE
    PRIIIIIIIIIIZE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >harem mod
    does it work?

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will forever be pissed that you can't romance him, only date rape him as femShep.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was shockingly upstanding as military personnel

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Femshep: Yea or nay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute yea.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, but only if you leave her obnoxious fanboys behind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody ever bother staying loyal to Ashley? Even if you ignore her Kardashian makeover in ME3 she's barely a character after she joins you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the ME2 options mog her so hard that it's impossible not to move on to somebody else. In particular there's Tali who is top tier in every aspect and Jack who is "I can save her" done right and actually has a really good character arc from ME2 to 3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her writing moves me away from her
      Her constantly acting like Shepard is some double agent was the final straw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hate what they did to her in 3

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the space gypsy so popular?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she appeals to guys that like shy anime waifu bait characters
      She's okay but as far as a romance option she just comes across as a younger sister and makes zero sense with Shepard especially since so much of it feels like a schoolgirl crush and that kind of thing is a bit tiresome after you reach a certain age

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she just comes across as a younger sister
        I've never understood this cope. Maybe if you're playing as Femshep I guess but with Maleshep she's obviously smitten with the man. Also she's 22 in the first game, hardly a "schoolgirl".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice girl, huge asset to the team thanks to her strong tech skills.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cute accent
      >hips that can kill a krogan
      >nerd
      >canonically the prettiest squad member of all three games
      >develops a huge crush on sheploo as early as ME1
      I can go on and on, but overall she just appeals to waifufags.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Liara such a fucking schizo? She constantly changes her personality.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being held captive does that to you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bioware had no consistent idea for her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bioware had no consistent idea for her

      It's supposed to be her transition between Asari phases but it was a bad, feminist idea.

      In ME1 she's a groupie who wants Shepherd's dick because a Prothean artifact beamed visions into his mind like Valis. She takes on Mission Vao and Aerie's role.

      In ME2 she becomes an ice cold career woman bitch.
      >thanks for everything Shepherd
      >all the memories
      >making me Shadow Broker
      >now go away I have a job to do

      Samara satisfied the desire for a MILF anyone could have. Liara's character from ME1 was transferred to Tali in ME2 so everyone preferred new-Tali (old Liara) over new-Liara.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You realize that Liara turned into a jaded bitch in ME2 because she couldn't get over Shepard's death, right? She made it her literal life's goal getting revenge on the Shadow Broker because he tried to sell your corpse to the Collectors.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That still feels like a weird left turn for her character. She was a turbo nerd in 1 and (to a lesser degree) in 3. She should have buried herself in her research to get over your death. Then The Illusive Man should have enticed her to leave her research project over the hope that Shepherd was still alive.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's stupid but she's like a hundred years old and all the asari are supposed to have had lots of weird life experiences so it's not more embarrassing than most of ME

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Liara was an innocent virgin in ME1 who quickly had to get over
            >having to kill her mother
            >the first love of her life dying horrifically
            It basically broke her mind.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >shitty, boring autist grows into a shitty, boring writers pet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly got aroused when Liara threatened to murder that guy in ME2 then manipulates you into doing her pointless legwork by playing on your emotions.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What you're really saying is killing shepard in me2 was the worst possible choice the writers could have made. I agree.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retarded writing staff that kept changing between games. I honestly don't understand how they fucked her up. Instead of turning her into the fucking Shadow Broker, they should have kept her as an archaeologist, but made her like the chief expert on Prothean technology. That would have made a lot more sense and would have tied her into the events of Mass Effect 2 and 3 more easily. They could have even done a reveal sort of like what they did with Garrus-- where The Illusive Man says, "In order to understand what the goal of these Collectors are, we need the galaxy's leading expert on Prothean artifact research." And then surprise, it's Liara.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People using "too anime waifu" as an insult
    >When westerners can't write women to save their lives these days
    I'd much rather take your anime waifs over whatever the fuck PB was supposed to be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >these days
      But we're talking about a trilogy that ended a decade ago with characters from that trilogy

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Andromeda worth checking out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make the most lesbian looking character you can imagine
      >her entire backstory is that she spent years training with blue space lesbians
      >she's 100% heterosexual
      What did Bioware mean by this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did the same thing with Cassandra and it's hilarious. Fuck y/u/rifags

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a whole? No. It has a handful of redeeming qualities but those don't make up for everything else being shit. I'm just mad that we finally get a turian gf and she's stuck in a trashfire game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Scott has absolutely no muscle or even flesh in his chest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no Vetra scene
      >only potatohead Asariboo gets one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The shadow broker being an escaped slave who inherited the intelligence network by killing the previous broker was a whole other ridiculous situation on top of Liara becoming the shadow broker..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Liara just isnt all that believable, maybe it's her voice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Naw, that slave chad was good. Liara was bad because it didn't fit her character at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Shadow Broker is so fucking stupid and mishandled. He should have been some tiny ass volus who projects power, not someone like Liara.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got the feelong that the SB was supposed to be a big thing in ME1 for finding Saren's stronghold on Virmire, but got streamlined out.
      How they eventually handled it (dlc, me2) was pretty much total crap, but that's post-aquisition Bioware k0wx2for you.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you spergs talking about which character is stronger or weaker? It literally doesn't matter. I played on the highest difficulty and switched squaddies every mission and never ran into a single problem. And I'm retarded so I KNOW none of you ever had a problem in any of these games. Character strength matters very little.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter that much, but there's still enough of a difference that you can discuss it.
      If you want to use Jack and Morinth on your team for all of ME2, I'll call you a fucking gay but for reasons completely unrelated to how poorly optimized your team is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fair enough.

      Shepherd carries the party and you can't get seriously tactical, like in X-com, as squadmates will endlessly position in retarded ways and waste their powers.

      Still, it's fun to discuss the comparative merits of characters Agent Smith.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And gays hated him.
    Now look what we have, I'll do anything for more frat bro representation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was boring, that was his main problem. The other problem is the alien characters were way more interesting. Garrus is more of a bro than him. Wrex is more of a chad than him. Grunt is more of a soldier than he is. Even Ashley had more of a personality than him by being based and redpilled about xeno scum.

      His personality is basically lol I'm latino, isn't that loco?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's latino and a reckless soldier which is shown early on in the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >a reckless soldier
          I'll give you that, he's a more interesting character than Kaidan at least. But he's still pretty bland. I think I would have liked his character more if he were introduced earlier in the series.

          That was a big problem with ME3 in general. In a proper trilogy, you never introduce new characters in the final chapter. You set up the characters and conflict in the first two, then resolve it all in the third. The whole trilogy was a mess.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree that him being introduced so late is dumb and their reasoning is even dumber

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree that him being introduced so late is dumb and their reasoning is even dumber

            Vega's ENTIRE POINT is being the guy who joined up last though.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's still pretty weak, and I think they could have done a better job tying him to Shepherd. Like he should have been the soldier assigned to keep an eye on you/bodyguard you while you were grounded on earth. Then there should have been this whole interaction about him being curious about your exploits around the galaxy, since he spent most of his life near earth.

              He should have been like an inverse Ashley, someone who was desperate to go explore the galaxy and prove himself.

              My problem is he comes off too much like a generic npc soldier. He should have had a closer connection to Shepherd and the main story, especially if he was being introduced in the nth hour.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I feel as though people would complain either way, about him being underdeveloped and then being too developed. Most people would probably prefer development for the characters you spent the past game or two with instead.
                Yeah they could have done better but I don't doubt Bioware had bigger issues to deal with.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. People were then and of course now were upset by such a fratty gymrat hyper masculine guy in the cast or just made fun of him; which is fine, he is funny in his posturing.
                But now we do not get male characters like this lol. I know Ganker clowned on him I was here and those same posters cry havoc about moronesses, it's because you gays started to reject 7th gen male leads!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh they wanted him to be an ace though, not some shitter enlisted guard loser that just kinda got pulled into Shep's war party by happening to get on the normandy on armageddon
                Honestly that would be kind of a neat background though, like man I do NOT deserve to be here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think it would have worked better. And it would have fit the little brother dynamic more. Like even though he's enlisted guard, he does crazy shit to prove himself. And you could have it where Shepherd himself insists on bring him along, since he sees his potential. It would also make the companion sidequest more meaningful, when he asks you if he should accept the SPECTRE position, since it would be the culmination of his career, as someone who thought he was a nobody but who realized his full potential because Shepherd believed in him.

                Hell, you could have made the whole thing a player choice. Basically, allow the player to decide to bring him along or not.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How did this guy even end up on the ship lmfao like where was he even hiding at when things went down

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kaiden is the worst character in the game. I would rather talk to morinth. I would rather talk to a vorcha.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a reckless soldier
        I'll give you that, he's a more interesting character than Kaidan at least. But he's still pretty bland. I think I would have liked his character more if he were introduced earlier in the series.

        That was a big problem with ME3 in general. In a proper trilogy, you never introduce new characters in the final chapter. You set up the characters and conflict in the first two, then resolve it all in the third. The whole trilogy was a mess.

        Don't skirt your culpability anon.
        He was great as a contrast to the rest of the cast. Pure jarhead, hyper masculine posturing, is hilarious and fun against the back drop of some of the more self-serious alien members, a sexbot and a cripple.

        He was also immediately loyal and dedicated to you as Shepherd. He wants to show off that he's stronger/tougher in the same way your baby brother would.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think he's not bad in theory, I just think he's weak in execution. Like I said, they should have tied him into the events of the story more. Having him be naive about the different races of the galaxy would have also been a great inflection point for the story. I think it was a missed opportunity. They should have had interactions where he meets krogans and whatnot for the first time and tries to arm wrestle them (and loses). Stuff like that. Basically a fish out of water character who can help players who are new to the franchise learn about the galaxy and also help veteran players see the galaxy with fresh eyes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I think he's not bad in theory, I just think he's weak in execution.
            I would say this about anyone who's first entry was ME3, man.
            There's a good foundation there we all agree there but whatever magic that Bioware had in the bag in 2 to make fresh characters that you fall for as they're introduced was gone. Dried up. You do get some endearing moments like that at the party.
            I find him charming ultimately but you're right, I mean for a fully flagged squad member, not just a dude on the Normandy, he's taking a squad slot away from one of the older cast members so we expect a lot w/ him. And it sucks that they didn't give him enough.

            >Basically a fish out of water character who can help players who are new to the franchise learn about the galaxy and also help veteran players see the galaxy with fresh eyes.
            I think they, the devs, have said as much but as you have said and I now have they sorta failed at that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How can you possibly claim that Jacob is too boring in the same breadth as enjoying grunt

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grunt opens up to you
          Jacob doesn't

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was genuinely surprised at how much I ended up liking Grunt. He starts off as a murderous nihilist and ends as a murderous patriot.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're an illegal alien

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck C-Sec. Bunch of racists

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eats Turian nutrient ‘paste’ from a shelter
      I bet she does

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fleet and flotilla

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mass effect 4 when?
    Not by EA montranneal tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Andromeda will look better and better in retrospect, as it will become the last game in the series where love interests can solely be straight.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You may be better than Kaiden and Jacob but I’m still going to drop you once I get Javik and Garrus

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liara was the most boring squadmate

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >near impossible to kill
    >3rd highest damage
    if i wasn't such a waifufag i'd never take vega off my squad. yeah, ashley and garrus may deal slightly more damage but they're made of paper compared to vega. in the citadel dlc, vega is actually tougher than fucking grunt and is only beaten by wrex cause wrex can eat grenades to heal himself.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fridge Beef is actually pretty cool, at least if you do a few playthroughs.

    Mass Effect humans: Jack > ME1 Kaidan (I like his story and personality) > Chest Big > irrelevant

    ME3 Squad: Garrus > Javik > Tali = McBulge > Virmirefag > Liara > EDI

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so sexy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mexicans are gross, he probably smells like onions

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most interesting way to replay Mass Effect? Every time I think I might want to I'm convinced that I'd already seen everything and the game itself is so shallow there's no point.

    My memory is that classes in ME1 were basically worthless and basically all did the same thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just replay ME1 without looking back into the series so you dont jog your memory so you can get at least somewhat close to that original high like a druggie forever trying to match their first hit
      ME2 is only worth replaying for the suicide mission, the game is cool in the moment but it really fucked up the tone and story planning of the series while ensuring ME3 was going to be a mess to make as it would have no main plot thread to start off with while having to race to the finish line to close off the series.
      ME3 itself has nothing worth replaying for outside of a few good character moments for Shep that you are not even going to see depending on your choices

      just like 90% of every "good" scfi/sci-fantsy series the whole thing is held together by 1 or 1&1/2 good works that are doing their best Atlas LARP holding the whole ball of mediocrity together.
      Replaying ME1 is always bitter sweet, yeah its scuffed but I can still see the heart and tone are there while knowing the series went on to do fuck all

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ME2 is only worth replaying for the suicide mission, the game is cool in the moment but it really fucked up the tone and story planning of the series while ensuring
        Are you retarded? ME2 was amazing.
        >garrus dossier and loyalty quests
        >grunt's loyalty quest
        >seeing tuchanka
        >samara's loyalty quest
        >joker's comments after each mission
        >mordin in general
        >cheating on your romance partner with Kelly Chambers guilt free
        >Illium
        >Blasto the Jellyfish
        >TFW you throw Warp around corners like curveballs to hit enemies behind cover
        And last, but definitely not least, Jacob's loyalty quest may be the greatest mission in all three games. Holy crap, his dad was based.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ME2 is only worth replaying for the suicide mission
        Barely tbh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You guys are idiots. ME2 certainly has its problems, like any game. But it was the most robust in terms of varying up activities. For instance, you don't get to interrogate anyone in ME1, much less have to trick a vampire into taking you back to her apartment.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ME2 was overrated on release but now it's underrated imo. IT's not the perfect game and it's a shit entry into a trilogy but it's a fun TPS/RPG game on its own.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I always thought me2 would've of been better as a spin off title new main character.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just know that if I do another replay I'm going full homo with male shep and will leave all my crew to die.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody likes gays.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit I genuinely forgot you existed.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck jannies

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vega and I share a first name (and the first name of my self-insert) so it was awkward as fuck. Even if he wasn't a boring meathead, I couldn't bring him along. ME3 definitely had the worst cast.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ME3 definitely had the worst cast.
      Over half your squad are ME1 veterans.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    500TH POST BELONGS TO BATARIANS

    SKYLLIAN BLITZ BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With Assured Confidence. Post 500 belong to the Elcor of Dekuuna

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FUCKING ELCORS

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