>hey wanna play?
>sure why not! I love mario kart where's the controller?
>Ok hon' let me just get this piece of shit emulator working... ok ok.. Im almost there... mmh idk why it's not working ok lemme check on youtube really fast..
>oh.. I thought you had a Switch, my ex had one he teached how to play...
>it's ok babe Im almost there, no I dont have your STUPID FRICKING JOYCONS though because Im not a STUPID FRICKING MORONIC NINTENDOG OKAY???
>WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT CONSOLE IM OUT
Why are troonix dates like this?
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My main issue is the video out just deciding to not work sometimes for seemingly no reason.
One of the many issues of the 'eck yes.
Still play it 100% more than my switch tee bee ayche famdesusenpai
>anon doesn't understand technology
>thinks the rest of us struggle with this problem
>doesn't launch the game before asking
Zoom zoom zoom. Yeah, zoom zoom zoom.
Yeah, zoom zoom zoom. Yeah, zoom zoom zoom.
at this point i genuinely can't tell if OP is being ironic
I can tell that you unironically bought a steam 'eck thoughbeit
not yet, but i will 🙂
'eck derangement syndrome is real
Someone who owns a fricking Deck isn't using it to play with other people.
Looks like OP forgot to take his meds again
You see, OP, unlike you I actually like and enjoy video games so I have a PC, Deck, Switch and PS5 so I can play whatever games I want on whatever platform I want.
>muh SirsBox
I have a 360 and Fable 2 which is the only thing I cant get on PC that I care about.
Fable 2 deserves to be on PC and it makes me genuinely upset that it's not.
It literally works great on emulator now, it's basically on pc. Even has a hack that lets it play at 60fps
>buy legion go
>Literally has joycons
>Windows emulators just werk (tm)
>Thanks honey this is fun!
SO BASED
>hey that thing is awesome where did you get it??
>just one of my nerd friends that talked to me about it
vs
>Please please PLEASE honey just wait the emulator is gonna work IT'S GONNA WORK PLEASE STAY I PROMISE
>YOU'RE CRAZY I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID CONSOLE THAT DOESNT HAVE JOYCONS
Steam Deck works effortlessly with real controllers that everyone fights over when they play multiplayer switch games so they dont have to use the shitty little joyclits. Next.
Still, it has no functional sleep mode.
>Push button
>Goes to sleep
>Push again
>Wakes up
I assume your complaining about the difference between hybernate vs sleep, but the hibernate works fine, so I don't see the issue
>Push button
>Goes to sleep
>Push again
>Wakes up
You forgot the part where the game crashes when you do this, or when the system turns on by itself randomly.
>Ok hon' let me just get this piece of shit emulator working
This tendie is not mad at all lmao
i have both, why would i show a stupid biofem my Steam Deck if all i want to do is dump my load in her and then leave?
>Dating
>When I can play with my Steam Deck all day
>Implying I don't have a Switch and a Deck.
Friendly reminder that Deck Derangement Syndrome is almost exclusively propagated by the thirdies. Definitely just a crazy coincidence that this product only available in first world countries is getting daily threads like this...
why you dating trans people op? real women too hard for ya?
what are some good local coop games for steam deck?
Rayman Origins + Legends
>he teached
Kys esl homosexual moron brownboy
You can tell he's a brown bussy boi because he's playing Mario Kart of all things in 2023. Get a job little homie.
>he teached how to play
moronic brownoid Hispanic detected. Cope more that they don't sell them in your shithole lmao
i freely admit i've run into my share of problems getting certain games working properly on my deck, but every emulator worth its salt has a linux build that's just as straightforward to use as the windows version