>white male protagonist
>cute brown gf sidekick
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>gf
she'll get jelly after he gains groupies and then he'll boink the homolust out of her
And then he will pull a friend card and with titanic struggles get korsica attention
The game is great but every thread is coping about how she isn't a lesbo. She is.
>"IT'LL BE A THREESOME!!! CHAI IS THE NEXT REX!!"
Just deal with it. The rest of the game is great anyway.
Chai was never going to frick either of them, he's musicsexual
She could still be Bi, which is actually more progressive since bi people seem to get ridiculed in the gay community for some reason. In media it's either full gay/lesbo or trans, no in between
I've seen a fair share of bi characters, but having them actually pair up in straight relationships is rarer.
She's probably bi so go go gadget go frick yourself. Chaid having a sexual awakening at 25 is funny so that's why shippers are thinking of complete fluke scenarios.
>she's probably bi
cope
How is she a lesbian you fricking moron. She slid closer to Korsica after a compliment she must be a lesbian
Bro, cope. Korsica and Pepper will be licking each other's c**ts while Chai will forever be a moronic manchild.
>Korsica and Pepper will be licking each other's c**ts
korsica will be sucking gallons of loads out of chai before pepper would even get a whiff of korsica's butthole
stop shilling this hideous looking game
>hideous
Ok, moron!
Yes, hideous
I'm sorry you bought a PS5, anon!
Imagine being so insecure (like you) that instead of actually saying why the game is good you automatically go to the "I-it must b-be a S-sony player!!11" it's honestly super pathetic and doesn't help your argument in the slightest. If anything it makes you look like a bais shill and thus making people lose interest
You're right, I'm not sorry you have a PS5, Sink with the rest of California.
Looks great for west standards. It's not France but it doesn't hurt the eyes.
UH OH
UH OH
GAME GOT POPULAR SO NOW ITS BAD
GAME BAD BECAUSE POPULAR
UHUHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH OUURRGGHHH POPULAR GAME BAD I CANT IM GOING
IM GONNA
CONTROOOOOOOOOON
Persona 5 dancing ripoff
brown lesbian with a dyke haircut is ok when japan does it xDDD
Yes exactly, it rules. Glad you've been enlightened anon.
She's cute. That's literally why Japan succeeds at this shit. It ain't difficult.
>race mixing is ok when the japs do it!
D rank bros how is it going?
have you manage to get the right timing for boocking yet?
Very hard here. I get D ranks in the chapter overall because I die too much. It's over.
i will start my hard playthrough soon. i cant believe they make you do the first couple bosses without a frickin parry.
i still need to make defect robot killer hit his faceplate off
Of course not. Sometimes I'll get a barely C if I really try. I have no skills in real life but I'm still surprised I can't do better than that. If I just mashed I bet I would hit more notes.
THIS GAME ZERO POSTGAME
>6 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY,THIS A GLORIFIED TECH DEMO AT FULL PRICE
THIS GAME ZERO POSTGAME
>6 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY,THIS A GLORIFIED TECH DEMO AT FULL PRICE
THIS GAME ZERO POSTGAME
>6 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY,THIS A GLORIFIED TECH DEMO AT FULL PRICE
Free on gay pass, sir.
If you aren't paying for the game with your game pass subscription what is that money going to? You are paying for the rights to play the whole library and that is not free sir
but i'm like 4 hours in and i'm not even at the 3rd boss
am i slow?
The howlongtobeat integration on gamepass says 10 hours to beat the game but I have 8 hours now and just got Korsica. I dont think I AFK too long apart from eatingon a pause screen.
What difficulty are you playing on? Took me like 13-14 hours but I was playing on very hard and 1-2 hours of that was the last boss. I also was looking for hidden stuff.
Im playing on nornal. I also explored stuff looking around and in small crevices to find hidden upgrades or the golden bust head
Extremely. It should take 30 min to an hour per level depending on how thoroughly you're exploring
i wouldn't get too into exploring since you can't unlock everything right away and need later things to get to it
>AT FULL PRICE
Do snoypoors really?
hmmm something's not right here...
What's the addon?
snoyjeet just wont give up
>has to outright lie about the Game
Shitposters literally have nothing
IS THIS REAL
Yes. And he cut out the best part.
wtf is that real?
>Twin Peaks reference
Fricking kino
?t=13
I never expected a game released in the current year to reference fricking Xenogears and Space Channel 5
Space Channel 5 feels like it only gets referenced by other Sega stuff so it's always weird when it gets a reference thrown out from the fricking wild.
Yeah the game has a lot of references and homages to other games and media. Zanzo is just a fricking Jojo character, and they actually make some gags clever like when he does the part 5 dance to make a volcano show up. The whole hub thing with the couch you can play with a cat is straight up no more heroes. They should add more mini games with 808 in a sequel
It's probably 10+ hours with postgame content at $30, why do people think screaming obvious lies makes them true? I get that equally stupid people will believe you but it doesn't warp reality to make you right.
>>10+ hour main game
>>tons and tons of postgame including bloody palace, costumes, challenges and hidden challenge rooms that lead to more hidden challenge rooms and a secret ending
COPE
You're desperate inorganic shilling is super pathetic
>inb4 "S-Snoy11!!"
Nah homosexual. I played it on game pass and still thought it was mediocre. But you're so desperate to make this game seem good that you literally can not mentally comprehend someone not liking it . Super pathetic
>> someone not liking it
>> anon is posting completely made up wrong information about the game being 6 hours and having no postgame
uh anon, there is a difference between "i don't like this" and "LOLOL I MAKE UP SHIOT LOLLOL"
Your fricking lies are fricking pathetic, Black person lover
>10 hour main game
>Extra difficulties
>Rhythm Tower mode
>SPECTRA challenges
Ok
It's not a full price, though.
>postgame garbage
do nigros really
It's not full price.
>gf
The girls are Lesbians
Chai is their live-in meat dildo. They kiss and lick each other and shit, but they can't get off without Chai's wiener pounding their wombs at the perfect rhythm.
Chai, of course, fricks to Cbat.
>gf
>Game reveals she’s gay at the end
If the west is involved in a games development I’m just staying away from it at this point. Shits so moronic. It’s like they legit can’t help themselves.
Holy shit, u gays are braindead. Korsica winks at Peppermint and you all are like "THEYRE FRICKING LESBIANS REEEEEEEE"
the subtle scooch towards oblivious kosica before chai drops in hints more that peppermint is the homosexual
kosica is safe bros. i love her
watching Lirik play and this game is actually soulful
How do active the special when you finish one of those circle thingies?
I try summoning peppermint but they special doesn't activate
You hit RT when the circles meet
You have to buy the skill in the shop first (there are separate ones for air and ground)
You have to have her as the active partner
And you have to have reverb built up
I see. I bought both air and ground combos but have only been able to do it a couple times. Do you know how to activate the 2nd special attack? I bought the slot for 2 but can only get the first to show up
Did you equip a second special attack in the shop? You hit up on the d pad to switch between the slots
Oh shit lol. Didn't know about the d pad thing. Thank you.
No problem my guy
big diverse lesbo is an atagonist
they did everything to piss twitter off
and it worked
Frick PC Game Pass, shit won't recognize my DS4 or Switch controller. I just want to play the game bros but I don't want to have to get an Xbox controller
Just use steam input moron, either directly or through GloSC/GloSI
Just play keyboard and mouse. Swap F and Alt because their defaults are questionable and counter intuitive. But otherwise the PC controls are great.
You gotta use DS4window and make sure that the controller is input 1 because it doesnt read anything other than that.
>Frick PC Game Pass, shit won't recognize my DS4
I use my PS4 controller for MH Rise on gamepass with no issue. It's a problem with the game.
Recognizes my DS4 just fine. Some games do require DS4Windows but not all.
I downloaded DS4Windows for this game and it works literally perfectly, just remember what Xbox buttons correspond to each button on the DS4 and you're all set. I still mix up X & Y, fricking MS should've used different letters.
>directed by a white homosexual
>knockoff anime style
>ugly girl with a dyke haircut that's actually a dyke
The shilling is getting really old.
Oil drilling is ok, coal burning is not.
Nuke Japan and America into oblivion and start over again.
can you full parry the first enraged samurai robot's attack to trigger an insta kill? Or are you just supposed to wait it out until he does the other one?
You can parry just about everything except grabs and flame based attacks. So his flurry rush and his Insta-death attack can be parried. You can even parry the shockwaves that pull you into the insta-death attack, but it makes more sense to just let it happen so you can kill him in one blow.
This game did diversity right. It's not constantly discussing who is the biggest victim or forced awkward sexual shit. It's just a group of friends trying to beat the bad guys.
Kys shill
Spend money play with cute girls and don't even get a girlfriend just get nagged to hell every mission. I don't think wokeness is going away if we buy this.
w-w-w-wokeness!?! Oh no!
you mean
>futa gf sidekick
32 years old isn't old right?
you got 3 years to impreganet her. otherwise she will never be able to bear children
Of course not if you are older like me
Me and her are the same age. We should hook up so I can impregnate her and have children with autism.
>32
Perfect. Just like the rest of her.
>do the minigame looking at this
I wish only the generators made you play the minigame and that the flame jet obstacles just made you do something like Mac where you hit it once. Generators usually lead to more substantial platforming sections with a loop out of the area while flame jets are usually just hiding one room with a collectible and then you have to do the minigame again to get out.
Do you just get these form doing the tasks?
Also for the doors and generators before you can activate them, do you have to do the whole level to get into them or do they let you skip right to their locations?
>Do you just get these form doing the tasks?
you get tickets to buy the model/profiles from the tasks yeah.
>Also for the doors and generators before you can activate them, do you have to do the whole level to get into them or do they let you skip right to their locations?
nah gotta do them from scratch but you can quit after you do challenge doors and it saves it. but a lot of the zshield/flame/generators are kinda deep in there
like right before you sync up with 808, theres a peppermint target up above that leads to a chip from one of the sebastian cameos
pic somewhat related. but im assuming a lot of spray/graffiti is locked behind these generator/doors and such.
Man thats kinda lame. Feel like they should've had some checkpoint system to make going back less tedious
yeah thats what i kinda liked about bayo 3. but i mean they let you skip the grueling ass on-stage tutorials your second time around
Is going back just a NG+? Or can you choose? Not sure how it works since I haven't beat it yet
you get stage select+difficulty you want but yeah its all ng+ after that with an unlocked harder mode called rhythm master i think, where if you dont stay on beat for a certain amount of time, its game over
god, i am fricking ancient. too old to be here. 32 is old and what am I doing with my life.
How old are Chai and Pepper?
Chai's 25, says right at the start with his application form.
>25 years old and still daydreams about being a famous Rockstar despite not knowing how to play a guitar
Damn Chai is literally me
Learn how to play guitar you dumb shit.
>Rockstar despite not knowing how to play a guitar
There may actually be a slightly more depressing reason for that. Chai starts the game with one of his arms wrapped in a sling, so it is possible that Chai lost use of one of his arms, or it never worked in the first place, which is why he jumped at the chance when it seemed like Vandelay was just giving away prosthetics.
>Chai is a grown fricking adult man
That's hilarious. He really is a fusion of Sora and Travis Touchdown. I thought he was like 16
Chai is 25, pepper is 23
I think this is one reason why Pepper might win the Chaibowl, even if she's playing for the Korsicabowl. They're much closer in age, compared to Pepper's 23 and Korsica's 32. That's almost a 10 year age difference.
When Korsica was just starting high school, Pepper was starting elementary school. b***h couldn't even write her own name properly.
The real hurdle is making Chai give a frick about sex or romance.
Does Chai show any level of attraction or romantic interest in anybody at all?
He didn't immediately try to ask Korsica out. The man has no sex drive.
Imagine
>The next game, Chai manages to enchant some girl with his goofy antics
>He imagines that she's just a groupie who's a fan of his """music""" that he generates
>She comes on to him constantly throughout the game
>He obliviously ignores it all
>Only at the end of the game when she gives up does everyone else tell Chai she liked him
>Que him chasing after her like a total goober
HIRE ME, TANGO GAMEWORKS
Knowing Chai, he's probably got some idea like "I don't wanna be in a relationship until I've made it as a rockstar" or something.
At the end, he seems genuinely busy working on his future. He doesn't even get paid for his position in Vandelay though.
>Chai goes to a music store
>wants to get a song book to learn the basics
>skims through one called "1001 love songs" doesn't look at the cover, spots something easy like wonderwall and then buys it immediately
>practices everything with the goal of showing off to chums
>mint approaches him first and asks to to play her something
>literally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zA9Agpz8fA ensues with some punk ballad instead
Chai is a younger Dante. He doesn't care about romance or love as much as he does about doing stupid shit and getting his ass kicked.
As a 30 year old, I'll say that it isn't, but 30 year old b***hes don't want anything to do with someone who's 28 or lower. Because you're gay.
30 year old western women will never compete with animated women anyway.
kosica looks at least early-mid 20s
>30 year old western women will never compete with animated women anyway.
In the midwest alone.
>kosica looks at least early-mid 20s
Smokertown I see
>30 year old b***hes don't want anything to do with someone who's 28 or lower
Lmao, clearly you're seething cuz you got rejected by a MILF. News for you homosexual, you are an ugly frick, that's why you didn't score.
>you got rejected by a MILF
Not quite zoomer.
I could save her.
Why wasn't this game revealed until launch?
Because Bethesda is moronic
Maybe the aim was to avoid anyone build up expectations beforehand so they could just throw it out there, and looking at the general reaction to it, it paid off pretty well.
Because it seems MS still employs competent people. This was their best marketing pull since the golden years of the 360 era.
This part of the year is packed with releases and dropping something AVAILABLE NOW! is a good way to stir the pot I guess.
there is definitely post game stuff with unlockable cosmetics and songs and other stuff, its also about 10-12 hours
i prefer games are 8-10 hours and are tight and really well done over 30 to 60 hours of bloat and endless fetch quests
also
>literally free game stealth released 2 days ago
short game = bad game
>gf
I find it very funny that by shadowdropping it during the developer's direct part of microsoft's marketing plan was people going
>oh, finally xbox released a good game
its funny because if it had any marketing I almost 100% would have avoided it since I hate rythym games and was burned by NSR being total dogshit gameplay wise.
But I saw it on release, thought it looked interested, and was unironically hooked as soon as I got into the first fight
Hopefully this encourages more AAA capable studios for doing lower price games like this
Are we actually talking about the game in here?
Sweet.
Anyone know what difficulty the Challenge Tower uses?
rhythm? seems like progressively harder and harder. not sure how many floors there are though. i got to 5 and took a break because i was just after finishin the main game and needed a short break.
I finished the game already and just noticed that i never tried the parry grab move, is it any good?
i dunno if it works on the bigger guys. and not sure how close they have to be when you activate it.
>i dunno if it works on the bigger guys
It does.
>never tried the parry grab move, is it any good?
It drops a good amount of batteries and just yeeting robots feels great
Nah. The game also hates that move, tag team dodge/parry combos and tag team combo enders when it comes to score and im really unsure why.
The thing I dislike the most in this case is that you are punished massively for finishing a fight fast when it comes to overall score.
>tag team combo enders when it comes to score and im really unsure why
You need to kill with the tag team to trigger overkill and let you keep using them to juggle for higher score. Also make sure to always cash out a hit counter with your Special's with highest multiplier you can.
>You need to kill with the tag team to trigger overkill and let you keep using them to juggle for higher score
Ah that explains it. Honestly on my level selection reclear while doing all the spectra doors 90% of the fights ended up being S rank with an overall of "ASS" with score being A. and this is before the spectra doors made me realise parry, counter and jam overkills were even a thing since I never noticed other characters having attacks in the shop
Post your Chai.
Is customization after you beat the game?
yuh. majority is bought with cash, but a few of them are challenge locked from the mural(beat game on hard, very hard etc for peppermint. S rank Rhythm Tower(Bloody Palace) for Kosica in a Racer outfit w/ Helmet)
Cool. Is there a way to farm gears? I probably won't get everything. Maybe I'll try hard mode but will likely never touch very hard unless I hate myself
rhythm tower rewards gears based on how well you do performance wise(parries, s ranking a floor , etc)
i need more cash to replace the shoes and pants
also full costumes you can use parts aside from the shark im guessin
Cant go wrong with white, red and black with blue undertones.
Wish there were more hair color options.
It's not like they have to re-model anything, just let the player move the hue slider.
My cringe kino litty fit
I need to punch him.
Damn mimosa has hands.
Could've done better if I realized I could attack her to stun her and that I didn't have to parry to break the shield. Only boss I died more than once too I think
I fricked up that fight going full unga against her, not bothering to wait until she wasn't attacking or trying to read her attacks for parries.
Probably for the best they lock replaying levels behind the post game, other wise I'd be going through the same long ass levels over and over in an attempt to at least A rank them, souring my enjoyment of the game. But having to move on with a D rank in some levels also feels frustrating.
to be honest its hard to read her and with kosica's wind ailment you are meant to beat on her while its active
I did ok the more I fought her but I ended up with a D for the time. Overall got a C. It's probably because I'm playing on normal but I've been doing pretty OK with having mostly Bs and some As. I don't know if I could do all S ranks but I'll try to get more As at least.
>other wise I'd be going through the same long ass levels over and over in an attempt to at least A rank them, souring my enjoyment of the game.
Just wait until you notice that there are a bunch of challenges locked behind doing specific parts of the game without taking damage and like half the bosses require you to go through a whole level just to try again.
dude im using the chip that drops them on parries, not hitting the frickin dudes.
there are no chips that drop health items on hits, only parries and how much you can recover from them.
the brown girl likes the redhead
but I think the redhead will end up with Chai
that means the brown girl will have to live as a side chick for both Chai and the redhead
steamy babymaking threesomes
sasuga Rex's voice actor
Gameplay is like Viewtiful Joe but with 90% listening to people talk and dogshit "platforming". And the dialogue is cringe as frick. Japanese version of a moviegame.
Think I'll just boot up Viewtiful Joe instead.
>Gameplay is like Viewtiful Joe
Not even remotely, what the frick are you on about?
Not the commands but the simplistic action format with combo upgrades. It's only technically different.
It's nothing like VJ, man. If anything compare it to DMC1 and KH2/3.
Admittedly haven't played DMC1. But it is literally nothing like KH, it's clearly an action game and KH is it's own breed of adventure game. You're wrong.
Several of Chai's combos are just KH attacks, dude.
Mostly his aerial stuff. A lot of his grounded stuff is more Nero.
I'm actually curious to see these comparisons. From what I've seen, attacks seemed to be taken from Nero, what with the Devil Bringer expy and the rising aerial combo like Roulette Spin.
I'm not autistic enough to know move names, sadly.
I can say, however, that the XXYYY combo is basically a string of KH attacks, Chai's beam aerial beat combo is basically Ragnarok aimed down, and the second hit of YY is taken from KH2.
The XY-Mash Y combo is also REALLY just Ars Arcanum.
Kinda. It's a little different, but the motions are similar. There's a few KH attacks like that. I'd say they were probably going for one of the KH2 Drive form combos. The Judgement Cut special that costs 4 pips is also an Ars Arcanum reference.
I meant moreso a comparison with footage, because sometimes the resemblance isn't as close as it feels.
That's fair. I dunno, I'm not a big KH head, I just recognized the attacks as they happened.
YXY is also a KH move, but the KH version doesn't have Sora jump on it. That comes from a reaction command.
This is very reductive, and an example of why the games are so similar. Their both very simplistic action games, that are only "action games" in that they have combos. xxyyy is a basic as frick combo. And in both games, their near the top of complicity.
Are you stupid?
I'm talking about the animations, not the input. I don't know most of the attack names for HFR or KH.
You were literally talking about combos. And calling me stupid was rude, Black person.
homie you stupid.
homie you Black person.
You got me there.
I'm talking about format. Simple action game, level based, gaining points to spend on upgrades between levels. Refer to
wasn't shinji part of clover that was part of viewtiful joe?
Japanese made the movie game genre with JRPGs and Games like Metal Gear Solid. Yakuza is 90% cutscenes and so are most modern JRPGS like Persona 5. It only gets worse because those games are bloated to be 50-100 hours
Sorry Black person but any implication that Metal Gear Solid is a moviegame gets an automatic didn't read from me. Literally one of the highest player agency games outside of sandboxes.
Lol. It's a movie game with some gameplay sometimes. 4 is the most guilty of this. It would've gotten worse with how death stranding is
>Lol. It's a movie game with some gameplay sometimes.
Dude play the games. Seriously.
Nah they're lame as hell.
Your opinion literally doesn't matter if you haven't played them. You're going on zoom memes rather than what the actual gameplay is aka you're a moron. I say this as somewhat who is violently allergic to moviegames.
4 is the singular, SOLE violator of having to much cutscene time, but that pales in comparison to what Sony usualy does in current year. Like it isn't even in the discussion.
I hate the main character he's a smug pussy.
Smug, sure.
Pussy? Nah. If anything, Chai has almost zero sense of self preservation.
>Peppermint points out a safe way, but it's boring and has stairs
>Chai instead takes a completely unknown route because it looks more fun and blatantly ignores Peppermint's warnings
>it still worked out so Peppermint can't even be upset
>It only works out because Rekka is ALSO a dumbass
That's the fun part, is that Chai isn't the only idiot. He's also clearly pretty emotionally intelligent, he's just supremely ignorant and doesn't even seem to WANT to learn things.
I thought the same but I realized somewhere between Tracks 6 & 8 that I didn't hate him anymore. I don't even know if he has an arc, he just gradually becomes more likable the more he hangs out with other characters.
He doesn't really have an arc beyond getting more genuinely altruistic instead of just fighting for survival, it just sort of becomes clear that there is a method to his madness and when people are working with his dumbassery instead of complaining about it he gets a lot more effective.
Thanks anon, I'll try to get to that point.
Chai's gf is 808
I don't care about a 2 second clip of peppermint getting near corsika she's still CHAI property
Minor nitpick I noticed just now, but playing with Japanese audio seems to not change Chai's grunts when dashing, jumping, etc. Like yeah he's not speaking English but it's still definitely his English voice actor.
Huh. I sort of figured they did the English stuff first but weird they wouldn't have the efforts be dubbed in Japanese.
The robots use English VA when you hit them regardless of language, too.
One of those who I simply won't play because the discylussion around it is filled with insufferable people. Like Undertale.
You were never going to play it you just needed an excuse. You "won't play a game because of the fanbase" homosexuals are the worst. Just play the game Black person
Why even bother posting then. Nobody cares if that's all you have to offer.
GATO SEXO
>game awkwardly plops you in the main hub if you quit mid-mission
>there's a temp hub
>voiced dialogue for going out of your way to quit from that temp hub and talk to her in the main hub
the sovl never stops, does it?
If you replay the level where Chai gets punched by the Z-Shield robot and use Macaron to kill the robot instead, there's some extra dialogue that leads CNMN to activate the cutscene anyway
This happens basically any time you quit during a mission where they had no way of getting back to the base. It's great.
>blue eyes
tanned, not brown (best of all worlds)
Her whole family seems to have that skintone, and Peppermint seems like a shut-in. Maybe they're just Mediterranean.
>checking ages on the model viewer
>Mac is 47
seriously? wow.
You can’t tell me this interest is organic. Something really nefarious is taking place here.
Nobody is dikriding this game itt friend, are you ok?
>could it be the game is just fun?
>no, it must be a psyop/jews/latest conspiracy
Listen to how moronic you sound
You people keep posting that over and over, just ignoring all the conversation around you.
Just filter the fricking game. That's all you have to do.
Why? The game is good, are soulful.
>HEY! CHA! the entire time
>the video game
It's just normal gays exposing their inability to decipher what's wrong with shit that's grifting off them. Don't know how people can even listen to this genre.
people talking about games they enjoy is the way this board should be. The TORhomosexualry has you skewed.
>THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY FRICKING SENSE THERE MUST BE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS GAME!
Go back
It's called shilling, and a few loud morons that like knockoff anime style filled with typical western gay shit and bad writing. They'll pretend it's funny and genuine, but really it's just bad. The only reason you see anything about "Good" sales is nothing else is out now for it to compete with. By year's end, everyone will have forgotten about it.
Boring post
Pathetic reply.
Nice stock image, shill
Thanks, I googled "yawning man stock"
I can't believe I love these characters so much
Based morons are the funnest protagonists, and this game made me realize we really don't get that anymore.
Chai feels kind of fresh due to that.
laughed a lot at this part. helped it was after a cool little boss fight with her
This fight was incredible. The raw test of your rhythm/defense, the fantastic song timed to the sequence, the framing of it, her health bar going back up every time she got angry, the scoring of it being unique compared to all other fights. I got SSS first try and it's one of the most satisfying vidya moments I've had in years. Best girl gets best fight.
this game made me chuckle a good amount of times which more than I could say for 99% of any modern games writing.
Laughed my ass off at this. I thought the games humor was cheesy and marvelish, and it is, but the more I played the more jokes and gags landed and made me at least smile. Games a great all around.
I think the difference is this game has genuine "soul"
>I think the difference is this game has genuine "soul"
Yeah, the game doesn't have an ounce of narcissism and is just light hearted and fun which a lot of AAA don't do. Everyone wants to make serious stories and that's fine, but sometimes you just gotta have fun
this is even better if you drop her by missing the QTE
>One of the three ranks is literally just whether or not you caught her
I kinda wished I hadn't just to see it.
I missed it because I was so excited about doing it perfectly on my first try that I sat back in my chair and missed the QTE as it popped up. Basically she hit the ground offscreen with a thud and Mac calls you a dick.
Fricking love these two, they're so endearing. Chai's a dumbass but it's not out of ignorance, it's just he's got a good heart and just lacks experience. Peppermint's rough around the edges but she's fighting for a good cause and comes to care for and respect Chai. Their banter is fun too.
It feels like we lost characters like this a while ago, I don't know what caused it but I'm glad it's here now.
Chai is the epitome of "based moron"
Peppermint being annoyed at his antics is understandable but she grows soft overtime.
It is pretty tropey like you said ,but man, when enough time passes it does feel kind fresh.
That trailer they showed at Microsoft was really fricking bad. Made the game look 10 times more cringe than it really is.
Sold me on it despite being slightly reddit
I wish more games released like this one. No marketing and fake hype, just going into it blind on release and being surprised by a really good/fun game
Shill thread
>in post-game CNMN talks about wanting to get upgrades to let him fight
It's happening. He will be a partner in the sequel.
More playable characters would honestly be the best way to branch out. They'll probably fudge a reason as to why they all still fight to the rhythm even with Chai's absence (probably 808 or something), but it'd be nice to see.
>They'll probably fudge a reason as to why they all still fight to the rhythm even with Chai's absence
Well Chai's abilities are totally accidental in this game, maybe the plot of the sequel is bad guys trying to weaponize it for themselves, so everyone involved is following Chai's rules
They also sort of imply it's a worldwide thing with Chai, which... Sparks a lot of questions.
Do they ever really talk about the mechanics of his powers? I figured he's the only one who actually perceives the beat
Smidge, the hint-fridge, makes a note of the world moving on beat now. It's probably moreso just "a broad area around him suddenly moves on beat". Which suggests he could frick with things by changing tracks on his own music player (and that could be a neat mechanic in the sequel, honestly).
I think the premise of Chai's powers is that the world is always moving to that rhythm, his defect just allows him to tap in to it. Some "beat of life" homosexualry.
I hope sfm/blender gays replicate the style for the porn. A lot of the 3d stuff all go for a realistic looks which makes anime models look like plastic or clay instead of doing cell shading or something.
>Chai mocking Korsica's accent after getting caught
big "Mr. Sir Henry Motherfricker" energy
His VA did a good job with the fake Scottish accent for that bit too. Korsica's accent is so fricking sexy, I thought Morrigan was an outlier but I think I just like Scottish women.
I really like Sunbreak but HFR is better and will take you less time to beat than it will to finish High Rank.
>but HFR is better
Idk, I'm having a lot more fun with rise.
Also Sunbreak isn't out on PC yet.
I don't know, maybe it's just because I got burnt out playing it straight through to Malzeno. I also main HH so my opinion of Rise kind of has a ceiling on it, even though I really like SnS & Gunlance as secondary weapons.
Also Sunbreak is pretty great, they added all the actually fun Flying Wyverns.
>I also main HH so my opinion of Rise kind of has a ceiling on it
Why is that? Are hunting horns particularly dogshit in Rise?
Complete rework. Two different styles, both significantly streamlined (one that plays a melody if you play the same note twice in a row, the other stocks your last four notes and plays them when you perform, both have only three melodies since each note is attached to one). There's some cool new tools like Infernal Melody (an incentive to hit the monster to build up a meter that gives you access to a strong performance that gives a party-wide attack buff, would've solved World's issue with AUL being necessary on a meta Horn) and a weak but multi-hitting attack that re-ups all your melodies if you play all of your notes in sequence to get it online, but the core gameplay lacks that freeform melody-building gameplay of the previous few games. World had it perfect with the Setlist mechanic where you could stock multiple melodies at once and play some or all at your leisure. It really let you go between Offense & Support as fluidly as possible, and building combo strings that create multiple songs in the fewest inputs was incredibly fun since it varied by the Horn you were wielding.
It's not as good as Worldborne Horn or Valor HH in GU but I don't hate it outright like some do. I think it's at least more functional as a solo weapon than pre-GU games, although I could go back to 3rd gen and still enjoy my time with Horn just because of how the melodies work.
Admittedly I'm somewhat of a MH normie, I first started playing with Freedom Unite on PSP and have only played it casually up to world. But that's disheartening, I was thinking about picking up HH when my friends started playing (I normally main charge blade). It seemed pretty simplistic in the practice grounds, is it normally more complicated?
It's actually quite simple because they let it cancel basically all moves into each other as a means to build melodies easily. It can KO like Hammer but it actually focuses on Exhaust damage, so if you keep hitting the monster it'll get tired faster. If you play the notes of the Horn's melodies in a row and then press Perform you do an attack that will activate the effect of the melody at the end. It's a little easier or harder to get these off depending on the game. Rise is the easiest to use by far but I think GU or World is fine to learn it since Rise as I said reworked it heavily to be a much more aggressive weapon that buffs your team without having to find your moment to play (since the performances are long and leave you kind of open).
>Also Sunbreak isn't out on PC yet.
?????
808 is so fricking cute. If Morgana from P5 had looked like that he wouldn't be so hated.
This game seems alright but I can not bring myself to play it when Rise is sitting there ripe for the playing.
If you leave the game right after escaping the cell after you get knocked out by Korisca and turn it back on, you can talk to Peppermint in HQ and she'll say something like "Don't ask how you're here when you're supposed to be at Security, it'll break my immersion". I thought it was funny.
>japs
>no love triangle for protag
>no confessions
>no tsundere's
I don't think so tim
Is there a webm of Chai trying to reason with the robot and getting punching through 5 walls
I just have this shorter one.
His heart is in the right place but his brain is not.
freshly made from 4K source recording
The style is not that bad when it is animated like this.
The style is not bad at all. I actually prefer the 3D stuff more. The 2D cutscenes aren't bad at all and are animated really well, but can look a little TOO basic when they're not heavily detailed like in the webm posted. Idk, I feel like it lacks some shading or something
Imagine boss/level with witchcraft beat, this shit would be as kino as 1000000 and Invaders must die
If Mint is actually a lesbo, that's fine. I kinda want her and Chai to have more of a strong brother and sister vibe. Just seems a lot cooler to me.
I also like the current character dynamics. If there's a sequel, I'd hope they introduce a similarly moronic female for Chai to get along with. Or someone with an entirely different instrument vibe.
Honestly, I'd say Chai could do with a Vergil-esque rival. But, y'know what, make it a love interest too because why not.
>create love interest for chai so they can get him out of the way for the creators donut steel ship
no thank you
I'm fine with him not having any romantic interest either, honestly.
Eh if they did that people would be annoying and call him an aero ace icon or something. Maybe give him a love interest, but don't drag the tone of the game to focus on it.
Yeah, I'm sorry, but there's no way they aren't going to pair up Pepper and Korsica.
Sucks. But I guess it could be worse. I would like Chai to have his own love interest though. It doesn't need to bog down the game's free flowing narrative.
I wonder if people would be okay with it. They're both adults but the age gap might freak people out
Well, they're gay, so they probably get a pass. Anything for their canon lesbians, even if it means Korsica's 1 or 2 years off from literally robbing the cradle.
it's just 10 years, is that enough for twitter to cry about it?
More than enough if it were an older man and a younger woman.
Twittergays cried and cancelled some youtube guy because he supposedly groomed an underage fan. The fricking gap was 17 and 19, a TWO (2) year difference. 17 is off limits to these people in general because they still considered them kids (when most of them have probably have had some sexual experience at that point).
Chai has 8-0-8
What do you call a female wienerblock?
Pepper and Korsica makes zero fricking sense though. Isn't there like 10 fricking year difference between them?
You know there are actual couples in the real world who have a ten year age difference right? And even larger? My uncle is married to a woman 12 years younger than him and he's not even rich
it might help to play the game first anon, the only thing confirmed in game is that Pepper has a crush on her
There isn't really anything odd about someone being attracted to a person 10 years older than them.
And? They are both adults
Im 23 and I would frick Korsica.
in this way Peppermint is both the most realistic and relatable character in the game
I think most people would. Also, they doesn't have to be a couple honestly. Korsica doesn't seem to share the same feelings, so maybe it'll just be Mint having a crush on her but have Korsica turn her down because A.) she's not a lesbian or bi B.) The age gap is too big for Korsica and sees Mint as a kid so a relationship is a no go.
They could always have another chick come in within Mint's age range as an option
most based moron MCs get a designated tard wrangler as their love interest so it's still going to be Peppermint and Chai
It's probably not really intended to be more than a "hey maybe this is a thing that could go somewhere". A potential sequel could literally not follow up on it at all and be fine. Romance doesn't need to be in every story, and one as ridiculous as HFR's story probably needs it even less, unless the romance is similarly goofy.
Maybe but if that's true then I don't see why they would bother including those scenes, mostly the ending one, at all if they're not trying to make it a thing. It doesn't have to be focused on at all, and just have them hold hands in the background or something .
Just additional "fun character interaction" stuff. If they follow up on it in a sequel (if there is one), they'll probably be more clear, but as-is it's just "Peppermint has some sort of crush on Korsica".
>Korsica's tights are ripped after she joins
That pillow aint hellping, brother
I wish this game had a Boss Rush mode.
The main problem I have with it is how much "collecttathon" dogshit there is between fighting.
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Kill vacuums. Behead vacuums. Roundhouse kick a vacuum into the concrete. Slam dunk a vacuum baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a vacuums food. Launch vacuums into the sun. Stir fry vacuums in a wok. Toss vacuums into active volcanoes. Urinate into a vacuums gas tank. Judo throw vacuums into a wood chipper. Twist vacuums heads off. Report vacuums to the IRS. Karate chop vacuums in half. Curb stomp pregnant black vacuums. Trap vacuums in quicksand. Crush vacuums in the trash compactor. Liquefy vacuums in a vat of acid. Eat vacuums. Dissect vacuums. Exterminate vacuums in the gas chamber. Stomp vacuum skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate vacuums in the oven. Lobotomize vacuums. Mandatory abortions for vacuums. Grind vacuum fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown vacuums in fried chicken grease. Vaporize vacuums with a ray gun. Kick old vacuums down the stairs. Feed vacuums to alligators. Slice vacuums with a katana.
Now do this in the rest room where there are like 5 vacuums going at once in a small area.
Kek. Are you literally me?
Once I learned you can get Gears and health drops from them, I went full Anakin on these little fricks.
Nothin personnel, bots.
Please be nice to the SCR-UBs. They are just trying to do their job, we didn't do anything to you
>We
Get 'em.
>Curb stomp pregnant black vacuums
how do i reliably frick them up? when they start goin in circles i can't hit em reliably.
>Chai bringing down the harmonic barrier
>"Mission briefing: Team, let's split up and get this jackass!"
>CNMN using the giant gun
>Kale getting BTFO by a cat
>that finisher where everyone takes a turn hitting Kale
I love the finale so much
Me too. The whole last few stages are ludokino and I wish more games had moments like this.
TURN THE DIAL ON MY WORDS
I CAN FEEL THEM FALL SHORT
TURN THE DIAL
CHIME ALARM
CHIME ALARM
TURN THE DIAL ON MY WORDS
I CAN SEE YOU STAYING HERE
their friendship is so beautiful
Lets not pretend these designs are Japanese.
The American directors influence is all over these designs.
While this is true I'm sure identity politics hands wrote this post.
Begone, dumbass Anon.
That doesn't invalidate a single thing about what I said.
Maybe, or maybe I just dont like everything during into American sludge.
The gameplay and ORIGINAL music seems good, but the visual designs of this are soulless as frick.
Not even close to the issue.
>Not even close to the issue.
So what IS the issue, moron?
Learn to read, anon.
No, you are dancing around the issue without saying anything of substance, use some examples or frick off.
Its fine if you like the game, but you are deluding yourself or a shill if you try to say these designs are anything but the most generic of "America trying to imitate anime" schlock that they've ever put out. Genuinely some of the most generic and forgettable shit with the exception of maybe
.
The gameplay and music itself seem fun and enjoyable. The designs are generic garbage
>but you are deluding yourself or a shill if you try to say these designs are anything but the most generic of "America trying to imitate anime" schlock that they've ever put out
1) Game made and designed by Japanese people so you're talking bullshit
2) You STILL won't post an example to further your point
Kindly frick off to whichever shithole you found out about Ganker from.
Pic related
Theres your exmaple.
>Kindly frick off to whichever shithole you found out about Ganker from.
I've been here longer than you and will be here long after you move on.
That doesn't like it's trying to be anime at all, you're a shit liar
>I've been here longer than you and will be here long after you move on.
case in point
>That doesn't like it's trying to be anime at all
No its character designs look like knock-off american anime with everything else trying to poorly emulate american comics.
Brother you are blind and a terrible bullshitter, frick off back to r/thedonald
Just because you love the canadian anime-lite style doesn't mean everyone else has to have no taste too
The samegayging is pathetic
Cope
ywnbaw snoyspoken weebtroony freak
your parents will write your “deadname” on your grave
???
You've replied 3 times now, stop seething about people liking this game and frick off
>stop seething about people liking this game
You love making up bullshit, don't you homosexual?
>Its fine if you like the game
>The gameplay and music itself seem fun and enjoyable.
Please stop, you're not allowed to criticize a game I like
He doesn't like when American and Japanese devs collaborate because he believes Japanese people are superior and Americans will ruin everything.
>or maybe I just dont like everything during into American sludg
whta, specifically, is this american sludge to you? Not everything generic is burgermode. Other countries are perfectly capable of providing that.
Claiming her first, sorry losers
Oh this game was fricking Japanese? I will now add it to my wishlist.
Yes, it's built by Japanese following an American hipster design doc. So it's well made, at least
Is it a good action game?
It's not bad, at least. I wouldn't say it's A by any stretch but it's certainly trying
if this was a western studio you would have pride flags and troony flags all over for no reason
black people and dykes
japanese devs still have some soul I guess
>not a single soi face made
>A BROWN PERSON IM GOING INSAAAAAANE
Brown girl blonde hair is an anime trope, stormtroony.
Of all the copes seen in these threads. This is the most pathetic and desperate.
But he's right..
Nice try
When will pinterest slaves create shotton of her arts?
So Kale is voiced by Pic related, right?
Yeah, it's Roger Craig Smith.
no, he's voiced by pic related
and Chai and Peppermint are Akechi and Futaba from P5
If this game was made 10 years ago, Chai would've been Yuri Lowenthell
It's not like Yuri isn't around these days. Robbie is generally more known for being punk-ass kids or total fricking psychopaths, though. And Chai's a LITTLE bit of both, honestly.
Yeah but back in the day Yuri was the go-to for this sort of character
I mean I guess given the game is very Ben 10/Generator Rex-ish and he voiced... Well, not the original Ben 10, but the sequel Ben 10, yeah, checks out.
>Look up the rest of the dub cast
>Korsica is the MC of Gone Home
yeah and peppermint is jessie from ff7remake
>Kill all enemies without moving Chai
>Kill all enemies with parry counters in 23 seconds!
Alright. I will consider myself filtered. Any tips?
>Kill all enemies without moving Chai
use the grapple
>Kill all enemies with parry counters in 23 seconds!
easy as frick, just make sure you're not using Korsica since her counter does no damage
This moment slapped harder than anything i played in past few years.
Saw this on Gamepass and ignored it because it looked like fake anime trash but now that I know it was made by Japanese hands I will now give it a try. Is there a word for this phenomenon?
contrarianism
It is Japanese hands creating fake American anime designs, yes. So both were wrong in a way
As long as Japanese people crafted it I can live with the dollar store anime designs.
That's fair. It's also 100% dollar store humor, so Japanese voices might help ignore that too. As long as you're fine with those really bad points, have fun
I want Korsica to belittle and dominate me!
>mimosa's mansion
>go down a hallway and hit something
>hear this briefly
Microsoft is fricking with me at this point
I'll never forgive them for phantom dust
The weird thing about MS & Phantom Dust is that it seems like everybody there really fricking loves the game and simultaneously thinks making a new one would be a huge waste of money. That's probably why they did that remaster and put it out for free with functioning online servers, because that's probably the best they'll ever get the greenlight to do. It's a shame since even the director says he has sequel ideas he wants to get out.
ill have to go back in the level and see but im pretty sure it was the song and i wouldnt put it passed Tango to take on a game like that, it seems right up their alley honestly
That's what annoys me about it. They have no idea what they had. The scrapped remake footage seemed like such a bad idea and the remaster didn't even properly recreate the original game since there were major graphical effect oversights. If you compare footage it's easy to tell with environmental and skill effects. Next to zero marketing, too, for such an old game and then using it to gauge interest for a sequel. They set it up to fail, just like this game, only this game was new and stuck out based on where they happened to introduce it. It found its niche despite how they tried fricking it over
I only hope this inspires them to say frick it and commission a sequel with the original director and just go hands off to bolster their Japanese catalog
Just finished it today and it was honestly great. Been a while since I enjoyed a game from start to finish. Performance was also great, solid 4k120fps, with no DLSS. Thank frick that at least one developer knows how to optimize their game, because I'm genuinely getting tired of all these shit PC ports having stuttering issues and whatnot.
God that would be so cool if you could put any song you want as the BGM and set the tempo.
Same, but you can feel how much the forcing of the entire game to be on the beat limited their soundtrack. Every original track is 4/4 with the same BPM, and they had to get a band to cover that Flaming Lips track for Rekka's fight in order to fit it in properly. If I'm honest 1000000 & Invaders Must Die are the only out and out winners of the licensed music in terms of how they're used.
A tempo setting as a separate difficulty select would be sick though. Training Mode lets you up the tempo as a toggle.
Well there is a "faster song" switch, but even that's not really doing much besides just upping the BPM, and it does so uniformly.
shill this game as hard as they paying you for, rakesh. doubt anyone will care, its a lost cause.
Sequel when?
I'd say in 3 years.
>brown
808 is black stupid
Why the frick are chip slot upgrades so fricking expensive? I can hardly buy two of 'em as they jump up in cost by 40k Gears.
you have several attacks that boost gear drops.
use them.
Riiight. Of course I do! Obviously. But just for the sake of the other Anons who probably don't know what those attacks are, why don't you tell us?
I mean them. Cause I know.
Moves that give "magnet bonuses"
Also beat combos that end with laser beams give extra gears and battery drops.
Kill an enemy with a jam combo (Do any beat combo, and instead of the final light or heavy attack, hit right trigger).
Those and "JUST" parries give stupid amounts of gears.
Game is good. That is all.
Why are people obsessed with this game?
Good game that came out of nowhere. People are still finding out it's secrets.
Do you need more reason?
>just released
>came out of nowhere
>is good
One of the few notable things to come out in the last few weeks without much negative shit to really say about it. Forspoken had a lot of problems on the writing and gameplay side, Dead Space remake has some controversies about changes, etc. This just kind of happened, and it's good.
i put it in the same category as hades.
comes out, has some pozzed shit, but the game is fun so its overlooked.
Is it true that the true ending reveals it was all a simulation
No
Ok good because anons in the other thread said after you beat the final spectra door a Jani bot unplug kale and it zooms out to show it was a simulation by Roxanne and a prim and proper peppermint
>after you beat the final spectra door a Jani bot unplug kale
this happens
>and it zooms out to show it was a simulation by Roxanne and a prim and proper peppermint
this doesn't
The simulation is also just a dream which in turn is just a story told by Chai to his kids.
>japs
I wouldn't have a problem with you guys shilling the game if you would be honest and stop lying about it being Japanese.
59/60 people working on it are Japanese
>no its not Japanese there is one white guy
I think it makes a bigger difference when the 1 is making the top down design decisions for the diligent 59, let's be honest here
Yes I absolutely boycott Andy game with a westerner involved even if it's just 1. American whites hate Japan and only involve themselves with the Japanese to subvert them.
we need a spiderman game that looks like this, an actual comic book
him looking like peter doesn't help
>it's okay when Japan does it
and what exactly is it that "japan did" anon?
What's okay? Do you even understand what you meant by this post?
Living in a pod in America is cultural appropriation and I won't stand for it.
Hope porn artists don't skimp out on the robo girl porn. Lucille or whoever the bored secretary bot is could be good uninterested handjob pics and the wigged ones are cute too.
I didnt liked her.
But its talked that she is kind of annoying wich is funny, because on normal media is set that this kind of women are actually always right and yada yada, and then they bash her actitude a little, wich is nice.
Sex with security guards on black and red. Theres no escape.
>attempted the fifth SPECTRA room like twenty times before I figured out that you need reverb to do Jam Combos
>win easily on next attempt
don't be like me
It's pretty frickin good, I'm glad I ended up being won over despite having reservations over the way the dialogue was framed in the trailer.
the initial trailer had me skeptical but when they showed it in action i was sold immediately, everything just looks so good and the fact that it feels even better to pull off in game is a major upside too
>cuhrayzee based moron rocking out while the pent up women dyke out behind him
where did I hear this before
808 flying in to beat the shit out of the bad guy put a smile on my face.
>This is just too much work
he's literally me
the dialogue in this game is so frickin funny lookin back. once kale gets serious about his evil plans he always gets distracted by chai's BASED moronness and has to double back
faster
not fast enough, 2.5 it
>
FASTER
>big bad's motivation for mind controlling the populace is that he's too lazy to do market research
holy shit this fricking game
>808 hits the stance
Holy shit, I kneel. Just what level of power is she hiding?
>talking with Roxanne
>no one mentions we just fricking murdered her son
this game is weird with this aspect
we fricking kill people all the time and no one minds, hell, Chai even makes a fricking grim joke about Rekka being in fricking pieces
He didn't kill them, he just hit them, not his fault they exploded
don't worry the game operates by cartoon logic we'll see them in the hospital wearing a full body cast in the sequel
Rekka fricking explodes.
I really cant fricking get that Rekka fricking explodes in smithereens
I 100% can believe they'll just handwave them being alive but in prison in the next game with some pithy dialogue
>Chai: Hey wait, did they all explode after I beat them?
>Pepper: What? Chai, no, they were all just knocked out. You hit them with a guitar, not a stick of dynamite.
>Chai: No but I'm sure-
>Korsica: It's all the video games you kids play today. You must have just imagined it.
>Chai: You're only like seven years older than me! And I'm NOT IMAGINING THINGS, THEY DEFINITELY-
>Macaron: Well, regardless, they're here now, but we probably won't have to worry about them going forwards, so is it really that important?
>Chai:...This is beyond bogus.
They were all cyborgs, you could just say their heads were still alive or some shit
Most of them only seemed to have prosthetic limbs though. Zanzo was the only one that seemed to have full-on neural stuff going on.
Kale is literally a robot from the neck down
Oh true enough. The rest seem to be just "a cybernetic augment here and there" though. Rekka just has her arms, etc.
Roquefort was hiding a full cyber werewolf form
It's Scott Pilgrim logic, I think. Death is just sort of how it is when you lose.
I actually shouted "WHAT THE FRICK" when Rekka just died. Surprised the hell out of me.
I don't think you're supposed to take it very literally.
Well he DID mindrape her, destroy her life's work, and try to enslave humanity. He kinda deserved it. What were they supposed to do, take him to jail?
>He kinda deserved it.
Do you know how hard it was for him to accomplish all that?
Man I can’t find the soundtrack on youtube, haven’t beat the game (I’ve just beat rekka) but that track is so good I just want to chill out to it.
The rekka song is absolute fricking hype.
Oh damn Im frickin moronic, I didn’t mention that I was referring to the soundtrack to Peppermint’s hideout, it’s pretty relaxing and nice sounding I love it. Although yeah the rekka one is p good too
Free Radicals by The Flaming Lips. The game uses a cover by a band named Elsinore because the original wouldn't fit into the game's beats well.
I wonder what the game looked like if the game was originally supposed to be called Hibiki. Would it be more anime-ish?
They changed the name specifically because they wanted it to fit their more Scott Pilgrim less anime style
>rekka has boob physics
i cant be the only one who noticed this during her cutscenes right?
Yeah I noticed that. Funny that she's the only one too. They could've given Mimosa subtle jiggle too but she doesn't
>Mimosa ones arent natural
Holy implying.
I still have something for girls on security dressed on red and black.
Theres something deeoly wrong with me
I do not understand your post
First two lanes go together.
The rest talks about that its not just the boobs the reason I like Korsica
How's the rank score tallied anyways? I often end a fight in S rank and get something like a B at the end. seems like special moves are really important because of their multiplier
yeah specials, your combo total, not gettin hit, parries(directional parries even more) and parry counters multiply it.
dying reduces rank at the end of a stage so dont do that. The trick to scoring high is using your reverb on either big specials that flat multiply your points, or using it on jam attacks to overkill enemies.
>people so focused on brown tomboy they forget she's also an amputee
artists need to get on this more
>tfw I put my controller down after the Korsica fight
>yfw
i don't know what this scene was referencing
zoom zoom
I'm almost 30
It's okay, I lied about my age when I was 12 too.
its fine man. not everyone was a shut in frickin nerd in middle school playin every single rpg in existence instead of going around the neighborhood with their friends on bikes getting into trouble.
i only ever had time for tony hawk and fftactics
Xenogears wasn't really a massive seller. It did pretty well, but I recall the huge majority of that being in Japan. I don't think it's odd to not recognize it.
It doesn't matter, it is 100% Ganker culture, as dumb as frick as that sounds. The guy is either a kid or a complete newbie. Anyone who has spend even ~6 months on this site would know what that was referencing.
>It doesn't matter, it is 100% Ganker culture
It really isn't, we have like one Xenogears thread a month, maybe even 2 months
I definitely wouldn't have recognised it until I played it in 2014. Doesn't help that the game never fricking came out in Europe.
xenogears. timeskip no funding
Xenogears. Infamously the second half of the game is unfinished. And we're not talking Dark Souls unfinishes, we're talking like "We had the MC sit down in a chair and literally say what happens in the second half of the story because we just didn't make it" tier unfinished.
Also yeah, you're underaged.
>fricking xenogears reference in 2000+20+3
korsica is bioengineered for deep DEEP creampies
same as rekka
>expect Korsica to be the stern no-nonsense leader type
>she's much nicer to Chai than Peppermint
Usually she's so dumbfounded by his stupidity and luck, she's just at a loss for words. She's fine with him being an idiot so long as it continues to work out.
i like her not getting chai's puns
she has a deeper respect for chai's capabilities because she's faced him in actual combat
plus i think she genuinely likes him
I do find it funny how Chai is just so inexplicably good at fighting. Like, yeah, the vaguely defined music powers help, but he's clearly just got a knack for figuring shit out and putting it into practice.
Its because of the brain damage
BASED
nonstop full bore mating press with repeat creampies until loss of consciousness
You could convince me the interest in this game is natural and organic, but you could NEVER convince me the twitter-based obsession with this man is organic in the slightest.
What is the highest tower floor? I've got to 50 but get mogged by the wolf since i have bad reflexes.
What chips everyone rocking? I'm doing improved parry reflect lv3 and lv2 harder risk harder reward
i do health on parry, combo extender and rhythm gauge increaser
the character specific ones just dont fit currently. peppermints chain lightning stun thing was useful though
Why didn't Zanzo get a boss fight?
no monies
>CNMN commenting on how that giant robot on the LIFT seemed like it should have been a boss fight
>Chai commenting on an off-screen battle when he arrives at the cannon
They didn't even need to cover for it with that second one, they already cleared the QA building so they could have just cut to Chai arriving
He couldn't afford a stand.
broke ass motherfricker
No money, no bossfight, he should have went for a single volcano
i actually wonder if they REALLY ran out of time and budget with some things and somehow managed to turn them into a joke?
>Korsica's password is "password"
Dumb, but I giggled.
they also made it a big deal that she remembers her password
deep deep pregnancy-inflicting creampies for rekka and korsica
Why are only some of the characters in this game named after food and drinks? If you're going to use food names use them for everybody
Well, I think the idea is the good guys are all named after tea?
>Korsica tea
And then for the bad guys you have a vegetable, a wienertail, a cheese, and then two more people with non-food names, it's bizarre
DEEP CREAMPIES FOR REKKA
NONSTOP CREAMPIES FOR REKKA
>cute
All the other characters look fine, but she's ugly.