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>white male protagonist
>cute brown gf sidekick
based japs

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gf

      she'll get jelly after he gains groupies and then he'll boink the homolust out of her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And then he will pull a friend card and with titanic struggles get korsica attention

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The game is great but every thread is coping about how she isn't a lesbo. She is.
        >"IT'LL BE A THREESOME!!! CHAI IS THE NEXT REX!!"
        Just deal with it. The rest of the game is great anyway.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Chai was never going to frick either of them, he's musicsexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She could still be Bi, which is actually more progressive since bi people seem to get ridiculed in the gay community for some reason. In media it's either full gay/lesbo or trans, no in between

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen a fair share of bi characters, but having them actually pair up in straight relationships is rarer.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She's probably bi so go go gadget go frick yourself. Chaid having a sexual awakening at 25 is funny so that's why shippers are thinking of complete fluke scenarios.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >she's probably bi
            cope

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How is she a lesbian you fricking moron. She slid closer to Korsica after a compliment she must be a lesbian

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, cope. Korsica and Pepper will be licking each other's c**ts while Chai will forever be a moronic manchild.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Korsica and Pepper will be licking each other's c**ts
              korsica will be sucking gallons of loads out of chai before pepper would even get a whiff of korsica's butthole

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stop shilling this hideous looking game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hideous

      Ok, moron!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, hideous

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry you bought a PS5, anon!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being so insecure (like you) that instead of actually saying why the game is good you automatically go to the "I-it must b-be a S-sony player!!11" it's honestly super pathetic and doesn't help your argument in the slightest. If anything it makes you look like a bais shill and thus making people lose interest

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, I'm not sorry you have a PS5, Sink with the rest of California.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks great for west standards. It's not France but it doesn't hurt the eyes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      UH OH
      UH OH
      GAME GOT POPULAR SO NOW ITS BAD
      GAME BAD BECAUSE POPULAR
      UHUHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH OUURRGGHHH POPULAR GAME BAD I CANT IM GOING

      IM GONNA

      CONTROOOOOOOOOON

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Persona 5 dancing ripoff

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    brown lesbian with a dyke haircut is ok when japan does it xDDD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes exactly, it rules. Glad you've been enlightened anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's cute. That's literally why Japan succeeds at this shit. It ain't difficult.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >race mixing is ok when the japs do it!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    D rank bros how is it going?
    have you manage to get the right timing for boocking yet?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very hard here. I get D ranks in the chapter overall because I die too much. It's over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i will start my hard playthrough soon. i cant believe they make you do the first couple bosses without a frickin parry.
      i still need to make defect robot killer hit his faceplate off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not. Sometimes I'll get a barely C if I really try. I have no skills in real life but I'm still surprised I can't do better than that. If I just mashed I bet I would hit more notes.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THIS GAME ZERO POSTGAME
    >6 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY,THIS A GLORIFIED TECH DEMO AT FULL PRICE
    THIS GAME ZERO POSTGAME
    >6 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY,THIS A GLORIFIED TECH DEMO AT FULL PRICE
    THIS GAME ZERO POSTGAME
    >6 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY,THIS A GLORIFIED TECH DEMO AT FULL PRICE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Free on gay pass, sir.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you aren't paying for the game with your game pass subscription what is that money going to? You are paying for the rights to play the whole library and that is not free sir

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but i'm like 4 hours in and i'm not even at the 3rd boss
      am i slow?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The howlongtobeat integration on gamepass says 10 hours to beat the game but I have 8 hours now and just got Korsica. I dont think I AFK too long apart from eatingon a pause screen.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What difficulty are you playing on? Took me like 13-14 hours but I was playing on very hard and 1-2 hours of that was the last boss. I also was looking for hidden stuff.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Im playing on nornal. I also explored stuff looking around and in small crevices to find hidden upgrades or the golden bust head

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Extremely. It should take 30 min to an hour per level depending on how thoroughly you're exploring

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i wouldn't get too into exploring since you can't unlock everything right away and need later things to get to it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >AT FULL PRICE
      Do snoypoors really?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hmmm something's not right here...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What's the addon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Free on gay pass, sir.

      snoyjeet just wont give up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >has to outright lie about the Game
      Shitposters literally have nothing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        IS THIS REAL

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. And he cut out the best part.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is that real?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Twin Peaks reference
        Fricking kino

        ?t=13

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I never expected a game released in the current year to reference fricking Xenogears and Space Channel 5

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Space Channel 5 feels like it only gets referenced by other Sega stuff so it's always weird when it gets a reference thrown out from the fricking wild.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the game has a lot of references and homages to other games and media. Zanzo is just a fricking Jojo character, and they actually make some gags clever like when he does the part 5 dance to make a volcano show up. The whole hub thing with the couch you can play with a cat is straight up no more heroes. They should add more mini games with 808 in a sequel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably 10+ hours with postgame content at $30, why do people think screaming obvious lies makes them true? I get that equally stupid people will believe you but it doesn't warp reality to make you right.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>10+ hour main game
      >>tons and tons of postgame including bloody palace, costumes, challenges and hidden challenge rooms that lead to more hidden challenge rooms and a secret ending

      COPE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're desperate inorganic shilling is super pathetic

        >inb4 "S-Snoy11!!"

        Nah homosexual. I played it on game pass and still thought it was mediocre. But you're so desperate to make this game seem good that you literally can not mentally comprehend someone not liking it . Super pathetic

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >> someone not liking it
          >> anon is posting completely made up wrong information about the game being 6 hours and having no postgame
          uh anon, there is a difference between "i don't like this" and "LOLOL I MAKE UP SHIOT LOLLOL"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Your fricking lies are fricking pathetic, Black person lover

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >10 hour main game
      >Extra difficulties
      >Rhythm Tower mode
      >SPECTRA challenges
      Ok

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a full price, though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >postgame garbage
      do nigros really

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not full price.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gf
    The girls are Lesbians

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chai is their live-in meat dildo. They kiss and lick each other and shit, but they can't get off without Chai's wiener pounding their wombs at the perfect rhythm.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chai, of course, fricks to Cbat.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gf
    >Game reveals she’s gay at the end
    If the west is involved in a games development I’m just staying away from it at this point. Shits so moronic. It’s like they legit can’t help themselves.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, u gays are braindead. Korsica winks at Peppermint and you all are like "THEYRE FRICKING LESBIANS REEEEEEEE"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the subtle scooch towards oblivious kosica before chai drops in hints more that peppermint is the homosexual
        kosica is safe bros. i love her

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    watching Lirik play and this game is actually soulful

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do active the special when you finish one of those circle thingies?
    I try summoning peppermint but they special doesn't activate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You hit RT when the circles meet
      You have to buy the skill in the shop first (there are separate ones for air and ground)
      You have to have her as the active partner
      And you have to have reverb built up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I see. I bought both air and ground combos but have only been able to do it a couple times. Do you know how to activate the 2nd special attack? I bought the slot for 2 but can only get the first to show up

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Did you equip a second special attack in the shop? You hit up on the d pad to switch between the slots

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit lol. Didn't know about the d pad thing. Thank you.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No problem my guy

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    big diverse lesbo is an atagonist
    they did everything to piss twitter off
    and it worked

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick PC Game Pass, shit won't recognize my DS4 or Switch controller. I just want to play the game bros but I don't want to have to get an Xbox controller

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just use steam input moron, either directly or through GloSC/GloSI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just play keyboard and mouse. Swap F and Alt because their defaults are questionable and counter intuitive. But otherwise the PC controls are great.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta use DS4window and make sure that the controller is input 1 because it doesnt read anything other than that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Frick PC Game Pass, shit won't recognize my DS4
      I use my PS4 controller for MH Rise on gamepass with no issue. It's a problem with the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Recognizes my DS4 just fine. Some games do require DS4Windows but not all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I downloaded DS4Windows for this game and it works literally perfectly, just remember what Xbox buttons correspond to each button on the DS4 and you're all set. I still mix up X & Y, fricking MS should've used different letters.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >directed by a white homosexual
    >knockoff anime style
    >ugly girl with a dyke haircut that's actually a dyke
    The shilling is getting really old.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oil drilling is ok, coal burning is not.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nuke Japan and America into oblivion and start over again.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can you full parry the first enraged samurai robot's attack to trigger an insta kill? Or are you just supposed to wait it out until he does the other one?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can parry just about everything except grabs and flame based attacks. So his flurry rush and his Insta-death attack can be parried. You can even parry the shockwaves that pull you into the insta-death attack, but it makes more sense to just let it happen so you can kill him in one blow.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game did diversity right. It's not constantly discussing who is the biggest victim or forced awkward sexual shit. It's just a group of friends trying to beat the bad guys.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kys shill

  20. 1 year ago
    Pajeet

    Spend money play with cute girls and don't even get a girlfriend just get nagged to hell every mission. I don't think wokeness is going away if we buy this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      w-w-w-wokeness!?! Oh no!

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you mean
    >futa gf sidekick

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    32 years old isn't old right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you got 3 years to impreganet her. otherwise she will never be able to bear children

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not if you are older like me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me and her are the same age. We should hook up so I can impregnate her and have children with autism.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >32
      Perfect. Just like the rest of her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >do the minigame looking at this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wish only the generators made you play the minigame and that the flame jet obstacles just made you do something like Mac where you hit it once. Generators usually lead to more substantial platforming sections with a loop out of the area while flame jets are usually just hiding one room with a collectible and then you have to do the minigame again to get out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you just get these form doing the tasks?
      Also for the doors and generators before you can activate them, do you have to do the whole level to get into them or do they let you skip right to their locations?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you just get these form doing the tasks?
        you get tickets to buy the model/profiles from the tasks yeah.

        >Also for the doors and generators before you can activate them, do you have to do the whole level to get into them or do they let you skip right to their locations?
        nah gotta do them from scratch but you can quit after you do challenge doors and it saves it. but a lot of the zshield/flame/generators are kinda deep in there

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Do you just get these form doing the tasks?
          Also for the doors and generators before you can activate them, do you have to do the whole level to get into them or do they let you skip right to their locations?

          like right before you sync up with 808, theres a peppermint target up above that leads to a chip from one of the sebastian cameos
          pic somewhat related. but im assuming a lot of spray/graffiti is locked behind these generator/doors and such.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Man thats kinda lame. Feel like they should've had some checkpoint system to make going back less tedious

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yeah thats what i kinda liked about bayo 3. but i mean they let you skip the grueling ass on-stage tutorials your second time around

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Is going back just a NG+? Or can you choose? Not sure how it works since I haven't beat it yet

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you get stage select+difficulty you want but yeah its all ng+ after that with an unlocked harder mode called rhythm master i think, where if you dont stay on beat for a certain amount of time, its game over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      god, i am fricking ancient. too old to be here. 32 is old and what am I doing with my life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How old are Chai and Pepper?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chai's 25, says right at the start with his application form.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Chai is 25, pepper is 23

          >25 years old and still daydreams about being a famous Rockstar despite not knowing how to play a guitar
          Damn Chai is literally me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Learn how to play guitar you dumb shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Rockstar despite not knowing how to play a guitar
            There may actually be a slightly more depressing reason for that. Chai starts the game with one of his arms wrapped in a sling, so it is possible that Chai lost use of one of his arms, or it never worked in the first place, which is why he jumped at the chance when it seemed like Vandelay was just giving away prosthetics.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Chai is 25, pepper is 23

          >Chai is a grown fricking adult man
          That's hilarious. He really is a fusion of Sora and Travis Touchdown. I thought he was like 16

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chai is 25, pepper is 23

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think this is one reason why Pepper might win the Chaibowl, even if she's playing for the Korsicabowl. They're much closer in age, compared to Pepper's 23 and Korsica's 32. That's almost a 10 year age difference.

          When Korsica was just starting high school, Pepper was starting elementary school. b***h couldn't even write her own name properly.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The real hurdle is making Chai give a frick about sex or romance.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Does Chai show any level of attraction or romantic interest in anybody at all?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't immediately try to ask Korsica out. The man has no sex drive.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine
              >The next game, Chai manages to enchant some girl with his goofy antics
              >He imagines that she's just a groupie who's a fan of his """music""" that he generates
              >She comes on to him constantly throughout the game
              >He obliviously ignores it all
              >Only at the end of the game when she gives up does everyone else tell Chai she liked him
              >Que him chasing after her like a total goober
              HIRE ME, TANGO GAMEWORKS

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Knowing Chai, he's probably got some idea like "I don't wanna be in a relationship until I've made it as a rockstar" or something.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                At the end, he seems genuinely busy working on his future. He doesn't even get paid for his position in Vandelay though.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine
              >The next game, Chai manages to enchant some girl with his goofy antics
              >He imagines that she's just a groupie who's a fan of his """music""" that he generates
              >She comes on to him constantly throughout the game
              >He obliviously ignores it all
              >Only at the end of the game when she gives up does everyone else tell Chai she liked him
              >Que him chasing after her like a total goober
              HIRE ME, TANGO GAMEWORKS

              Knowing Chai, he's probably got some idea like "I don't wanna be in a relationship until I've made it as a rockstar" or something.

              >Chai goes to a music store
              >wants to get a song book to learn the basics
              >skims through one called "1001 love songs" doesn't look at the cover, spots something easy like wonderwall and then buys it immediately
              >practices everything with the goal of showing off to chums
              >mint approaches him first and asks to to play her something
              >literally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zA9Agpz8fA ensues with some punk ballad instead

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Chai is a younger Dante. He doesn't care about romance or love as much as he does about doing stupid shit and getting his ass kicked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As a 30 year old, I'll say that it isn't, but 30 year old b***hes don't want anything to do with someone who's 28 or lower. Because you're gay.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        30 year old western women will never compete with animated women anyway.
        kosica looks at least early-mid 20s

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >30 year old western women will never compete with animated women anyway.
          In the midwest alone.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >kosica looks at least early-mid 20s
          Smokertown I see

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >30 year old b***hes don't want anything to do with someone who's 28 or lower
        Lmao, clearly you're seething cuz you got rejected by a MILF. News for you homosexual, you are an ugly frick, that's why you didn't score.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >you got rejected by a MILF
          Not quite zoomer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I could save her.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why wasn't this game revealed until launch?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because Bethesda is moronic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the aim was to avoid anyone build up expectations beforehand so they could just throw it out there, and looking at the general reaction to it, it paid off pretty well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it seems MS still employs competent people. This was their best marketing pull since the golden years of the 360 era.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This part of the year is packed with releases and dropping something AVAILABLE NOW! is a good way to stir the pot I guess.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there is definitely post game stuff with unlockable cosmetics and songs and other stuff, its also about 10-12 hours
    i prefer games are 8-10 hours and are tight and really well done over 30 to 60 hours of bloat and endless fetch quests
    also
    >literally free game stealth released 2 days ago

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    short game = bad game

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gf

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I find it very funny that by shadowdropping it during the developer's direct part of microsoft's marketing plan was people going
    >oh, finally xbox released a good game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its funny because if it had any marketing I almost 100% would have avoided it since I hate rythym games and was burned by NSR being total dogshit gameplay wise.
      But I saw it on release, thought it looked interested, and was unironically hooked as soon as I got into the first fight

      Hopefully this encourages more AAA capable studios for doing lower price games like this

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are we actually talking about the game in here?
    Sweet.
    Anyone know what difficulty the Challenge Tower uses?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      rhythm? seems like progressively harder and harder. not sure how many floors there are though. i got to 5 and took a break because i was just after finishin the main game and needed a short break.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I finished the game already and just noticed that i never tried the parry grab move, is it any good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i dunno if it works on the bigger guys. and not sure how close they have to be when you activate it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >i dunno if it works on the bigger guys
        It does.
        >never tried the parry grab move, is it any good?
        It drops a good amount of batteries and just yeeting robots feels great

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. The game also hates that move, tag team dodge/parry combos and tag team combo enders when it comes to score and im really unsure why.
      The thing I dislike the most in this case is that you are punished massively for finishing a fight fast when it comes to overall score.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tag team combo enders when it comes to score and im really unsure why
        You need to kill with the tag team to trigger overkill and let you keep using them to juggle for higher score. Also make sure to always cash out a hit counter with your Special's with highest multiplier you can.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >You need to kill with the tag team to trigger overkill and let you keep using them to juggle for higher score
          Ah that explains it. Honestly on my level selection reclear while doing all the spectra doors 90% of the fights ended up being S rank with an overall of "ASS" with score being A. and this is before the spectra doors made me realise parry, counter and jam overkills were even a thing since I never noticed other characters having attacks in the shop

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post your Chai.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is customization after you beat the game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yuh. majority is bought with cash, but a few of them are challenge locked from the mural(beat game on hard, very hard etc for peppermint. S rank Rhythm Tower(Bloody Palace) for Kosica in a Racer outfit w/ Helmet)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cool. Is there a way to farm gears? I probably won't get everything. Maybe I'll try hard mode but will likely never touch very hard unless I hate myself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            rhythm tower rewards gears based on how well you do performance wise(parries, s ranking a floor , etc)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i need more cash to replace the shoes and pants
      also full costumes you can use parts aside from the shark im guessin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cant go wrong with white, red and black with blue undertones.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wish there were more hair color options.
      It's not like they have to re-model anything, just let the player move the hue slider.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My cringe kino litty fit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I need to punch him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn mimosa has hands.
    Could've done better if I realized I could attack her to stun her and that I didn't have to parry to break the shield. Only boss I died more than once too I think

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I fricked up that fight going full unga against her, not bothering to wait until she wasn't attacking or trying to read her attacks for parries.

      Probably for the best they lock replaying levels behind the post game, other wise I'd be going through the same long ass levels over and over in an attempt to at least A rank them, souring my enjoyment of the game. But having to move on with a D rank in some levels also feels frustrating.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        to be honest its hard to read her and with kosica's wind ailment you are meant to beat on her while its active

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I did ok the more I fought her but I ended up with a D for the time. Overall got a C. It's probably because I'm playing on normal but I've been doing pretty OK with having mostly Bs and some As. I don't know if I could do all S ranks but I'll try to get more As at least.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >other wise I'd be going through the same long ass levels over and over in an attempt to at least A rank them, souring my enjoyment of the game.

        Just wait until you notice that there are a bunch of challenges locked behind doing specific parts of the game without taking damage and like half the bosses require you to go through a whole level just to try again.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    dude im using the chip that drops them on parries, not hitting the frickin dudes.
    there are no chips that drop health items on hits, only parries and how much you can recover from them.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the brown girl likes the redhead
    but I think the redhead will end up with Chai
    that means the brown girl will have to live as a side chick for both Chai and the redhead
    steamy babymaking threesomes
    sasuga Rex's voice actor

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay is like Viewtiful Joe but with 90% listening to people talk and dogshit "platforming". And the dialogue is cringe as frick. Japanese version of a moviegame.

    Think I'll just boot up Viewtiful Joe instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Gameplay is like Viewtiful Joe
      Not even remotely, what the frick are you on about?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not the commands but the simplistic action format with combo upgrades. It's only technically different.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's nothing like VJ, man. If anything compare it to DMC1 and KH2/3.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Admittedly haven't played DMC1. But it is literally nothing like KH, it's clearly an action game and KH is it's own breed of adventure game. You're wrong.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Several of Chai's combos are just KH attacks, dude.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Mostly his aerial stuff. A lot of his grounded stuff is more Nero.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm actually curious to see these comparisons. From what I've seen, attacks seemed to be taken from Nero, what with the Devil Bringer expy and the rising aerial combo like Roulette Spin.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not autistic enough to know move names, sadly.

                I can say, however, that the XXYYY combo is basically a string of KH attacks, Chai's beam aerial beat combo is basically Ragnarok aimed down, and the second hit of YY is taken from KH2.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The XY-Mash Y combo is also REALLY just Ars Arcanum.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Kinda. It's a little different, but the motions are similar. There's a few KH attacks like that. I'd say they were probably going for one of the KH2 Drive form combos. The Judgement Cut special that costs 4 pips is also an Ars Arcanum reference.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I meant moreso a comparison with footage, because sometimes the resemblance isn't as close as it feels.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's fair. I dunno, I'm not a big KH head, I just recognized the attacks as they happened.

                YXY is also a KH move, but the KH version doesn't have Sora jump on it. That comes from a reaction command.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This is very reductive, and an example of why the games are so similar. Their both very simplistic action games, that are only "action games" in that they have combos. xxyyy is a basic as frick combo. And in both games, their near the top of complicity.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you stupid?
                I'm talking about the animations, not the input. I don't know most of the attack names for HFR or KH.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You were literally talking about combos. And calling me stupid was rude, Black person.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                homie you stupid.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                homie you Black person.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You got me there.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about format. Simple action game, level based, gaining points to spend on upgrades between levels. Refer to

                Not the commands but the simplistic action format with combo upgrades. It's only technically different.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't shinji part of clover that was part of viewtiful joe?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese made the movie game genre with JRPGs and Games like Metal Gear Solid. Yakuza is 90% cutscenes and so are most modern JRPGS like Persona 5. It only gets worse because those games are bloated to be 50-100 hours

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry Black person but any implication that Metal Gear Solid is a moviegame gets an automatic didn't read from me. Literally one of the highest player agency games outside of sandboxes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lol. It's a movie game with some gameplay sometimes. 4 is the most guilty of this. It would've gotten worse with how death stranding is

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Lol. It's a movie game with some gameplay sometimes.
            Dude play the games. Seriously.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nah they're lame as hell.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your opinion literally doesn't matter if you haven't played them. You're going on zoom memes rather than what the actual gameplay is aka you're a moron. I say this as somewhat who is violently allergic to moviegames.

                4 is the singular, SOLE violator of having to much cutscene time, but that pales in comparison to what Sony usualy does in current year. Like it isn't even in the discussion.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the main character he's a smug pussy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Smug, sure.
      Pussy? Nah. If anything, Chai has almost zero sense of self preservation.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Peppermint points out a safe way, but it's boring and has stairs
        >Chai instead takes a completely unknown route because it looks more fun and blatantly ignores Peppermint's warnings

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >it still worked out so Peppermint can't even be upset

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >It only works out because Rekka is ALSO a dumbass
            That's the fun part, is that Chai isn't the only idiot. He's also clearly pretty emotionally intelligent, he's just supremely ignorant and doesn't even seem to WANT to learn things.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the same but I realized somewhere between Tracks 6 & 8 that I didn't hate him anymore. I don't even know if he has an arc, he just gradually becomes more likable the more he hangs out with other characters.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't really have an arc beyond getting more genuinely altruistic instead of just fighting for survival, it just sort of becomes clear that there is a method to his madness and when people are working with his dumbassery instead of complaining about it he gets a lot more effective.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon, I'll try to get to that point.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chai's gf is 808

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about a 2 second clip of peppermint getting near corsika she's still CHAI property

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Minor nitpick I noticed just now, but playing with Japanese audio seems to not change Chai's grunts when dashing, jumping, etc. Like yeah he's not speaking English but it's still definitely his English voice actor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Huh. I sort of figured they did the English stuff first but weird they wouldn't have the efforts be dubbed in Japanese.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The robots use English VA when you hit them regardless of language, too.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One of those who I simply won't play because the discylussion around it is filled with insufferable people. Like Undertale.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You were never going to play it you just needed an excuse. You "won't play a game because of the fanbase" homosexuals are the worst. Just play the game Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why even bother posting then. Nobody cares if that's all you have to offer.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GATO SEXO

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game awkwardly plops you in the main hub if you quit mid-mission
    >there's a temp hub
    >voiced dialogue for going out of your way to quit from that temp hub and talk to her in the main hub
    the sovl never stops, does it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you replay the level where Chai gets punched by the Z-Shield robot and use Macaron to kill the robot instead, there's some extra dialogue that leads CNMN to activate the cutscene anyway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This happens basically any time you quit during a mission where they had no way of getting back to the base. It's great.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >blue eyes
    tanned, not brown (best of all worlds)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Her whole family seems to have that skintone, and Peppermint seems like a shut-in. Maybe they're just Mediterranean.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >checking ages on the model viewer
    >Mac is 47
    seriously? wow.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can’t tell me this interest is organic. Something really nefarious is taking place here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is dikriding this game itt friend, are you ok?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >could it be the game is just fun?
      >no, it must be a psyop/jews/latest conspiracy
      Listen to how moronic you sound

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You people keep posting that over and over, just ignoring all the conversation around you.

      Just filter the fricking game. That's all you have to do.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why? The game is good, are soulful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >HEY! CHA! the entire time
      >the video game
      It's just normal gays exposing their inability to decipher what's wrong with shit that's grifting off them. Don't know how people can even listen to this genre.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      people talking about games they enjoy is the way this board should be. The TORhomosexualry has you skewed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY FRICKING SENSE THERE MUST BE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS GAME!
      Go back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's called shilling, and a few loud morons that like knockoff anime style filled with typical western gay shit and bad writing. They'll pretend it's funny and genuine, but really it's just bad. The only reason you see anything about "Good" sales is nothing else is out now for it to compete with. By year's end, everyone will have forgotten about it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Boring post

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pathetic reply.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nice stock image, shill

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, I googled "yawning man stock"

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe I love these characters so much

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based morons are the funnest protagonists, and this game made me realize we really don't get that anymore.
      Chai feels kind of fresh due to that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          laughed a lot at this part. helped it was after a cool little boss fight with her

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This fight was incredible. The raw test of your rhythm/defense, the fantastic song timed to the sequence, the framing of it, her health bar going back up every time she got angry, the scoring of it being unique compared to all other fights. I got SSS first try and it's one of the most satisfying vidya moments I've had in years. Best girl gets best fight.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this game made me chuckle a good amount of times which more than I could say for 99% of any modern games writing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Laughed my ass off at this. I thought the games humor was cheesy and marvelish, and it is, but the more I played the more jokes and gags landed and made me at least smile. Games a great all around.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think the difference is this game has genuine "soul"

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I think the difference is this game has genuine "soul"
              Yeah, the game doesn't have an ounce of narcissism and is just light hearted and fun which a lot of AAA don't do. Everyone wants to make serious stories and that's fine, but sometimes you just gotta have fun

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this is even better if you drop her by missing the QTE

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >One of the three ranks is literally just whether or not you caught her
            I kinda wished I hadn't just to see it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I missed it because I was so excited about doing it perfectly on my first try that I sat back in my chair and missed the QTE as it popped up. Basically she hit the ground offscreen with a thud and Mac calls you a dick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking love these two, they're so endearing. Chai's a dumbass but it's not out of ignorance, it's just he's got a good heart and just lacks experience. Peppermint's rough around the edges but she's fighting for a good cause and comes to care for and respect Chai. Their banter is fun too.
      It feels like we lost characters like this a while ago, I don't know what caused it but I'm glad it's here now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chai is the epitome of "based moron"
        Peppermint being annoyed at his antics is understandable but she grows soft overtime.
        It is pretty tropey like you said ,but man, when enough time passes it does feel kind fresh.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That trailer they showed at Microsoft was really fricking bad. Made the game look 10 times more cringe than it really is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sold me on it despite being slightly reddit

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish more games released like this one. No marketing and fake hype, just going into it blind on release and being surprised by a really good/fun game

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shill thread

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >in post-game CNMN talks about wanting to get upgrades to let him fight
    It's happening. He will be a partner in the sequel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More playable characters would honestly be the best way to branch out. They'll probably fudge a reason as to why they all still fight to the rhythm even with Chai's absence (probably 808 or something), but it'd be nice to see.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They'll probably fudge a reason as to why they all still fight to the rhythm even with Chai's absence
        Well Chai's abilities are totally accidental in this game, maybe the plot of the sequel is bad guys trying to weaponize it for themselves, so everyone involved is following Chai's rules

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They also sort of imply it's a worldwide thing with Chai, which... Sparks a lot of questions.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Do they ever really talk about the mechanics of his powers? I figured he's the only one who actually perceives the beat

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Smidge, the hint-fridge, makes a note of the world moving on beat now. It's probably moreso just "a broad area around him suddenly moves on beat". Which suggests he could frick with things by changing tracks on his own music player (and that could be a neat mechanic in the sequel, honestly).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think the premise of Chai's powers is that the world is always moving to that rhythm, his defect just allows him to tap in to it. Some "beat of life" homosexualry.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope sfm/blender gays replicate the style for the porn. A lot of the 3d stuff all go for a realistic looks which makes anime models look like plastic or clay instead of doing cell shading or something.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Chai mocking Korsica's accent after getting caught
    big "Mr. Sir Henry Motherfricker" energy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His VA did a good job with the fake Scottish accent for that bit too. Korsica's accent is so fricking sexy, I thought Morrigan was an outlier but I think I just like Scottish women.

      This game seems alright but I can not bring myself to play it when Rise is sitting there ripe for the playing.

      I really like Sunbreak but HFR is better and will take you less time to beat than it will to finish High Rank.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >but HFR is better
        Idk, I'm having a lot more fun with rise.

        Also Sunbreak isn't out on PC yet.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, maybe it's just because I got burnt out playing it straight through to Malzeno. I also main HH so my opinion of Rise kind of has a ceiling on it, even though I really like SnS & Gunlance as secondary weapons.

          Also Sunbreak is pretty great, they added all the actually fun Flying Wyverns.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I also main HH so my opinion of Rise kind of has a ceiling on it
            Why is that? Are hunting horns particularly dogshit in Rise?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Complete rework. Two different styles, both significantly streamlined (one that plays a melody if you play the same note twice in a row, the other stocks your last four notes and plays them when you perform, both have only three melodies since each note is attached to one). There's some cool new tools like Infernal Melody (an incentive to hit the monster to build up a meter that gives you access to a strong performance that gives a party-wide attack buff, would've solved World's issue with AUL being necessary on a meta Horn) and a weak but multi-hitting attack that re-ups all your melodies if you play all of your notes in sequence to get it online, but the core gameplay lacks that freeform melody-building gameplay of the previous few games. World had it perfect with the Setlist mechanic where you could stock multiple melodies at once and play some or all at your leisure. It really let you go between Offense & Support as fluidly as possible, and building combo strings that create multiple songs in the fewest inputs was incredibly fun since it varied by the Horn you were wielding.

              It's not as good as Worldborne Horn or Valor HH in GU but I don't hate it outright like some do. I think it's at least more functional as a solo weapon than pre-GU games, although I could go back to 3rd gen and still enjoy my time with Horn just because of how the melodies work.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Admittedly I'm somewhat of a MH normie, I first started playing with Freedom Unite on PSP and have only played it casually up to world. But that's disheartening, I was thinking about picking up HH when my friends started playing (I normally main charge blade). It seemed pretty simplistic in the practice grounds, is it normally more complicated?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's actually quite simple because they let it cancel basically all moves into each other as a means to build melodies easily. It can KO like Hammer but it actually focuses on Exhaust damage, so if you keep hitting the monster it'll get tired faster. If you play the notes of the Horn's melodies in a row and then press Perform you do an attack that will activate the effect of the melody at the end. It's a little easier or harder to get these off depending on the game. Rise is the easiest to use by far but I think GU or World is fine to learn it since Rise as I said reworked it heavily to be a much more aggressive weapon that buffs your team without having to find your moment to play (since the performances are long and leave you kind of open).

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Also Sunbreak isn't out on PC yet.
          ?????

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    808 is so fricking cute. If Morgana from P5 had looked like that he wouldn't be so hated.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game seems alright but I can not bring myself to play it when Rise is sitting there ripe for the playing.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you leave the game right after escaping the cell after you get knocked out by Korisca and turn it back on, you can talk to Peppermint in HQ and she'll say something like "Don't ask how you're here when you're supposed to be at Security, it'll break my immersion". I thought it was funny.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >japs
    >no love triangle for protag
    >no confessions
    >no tsundere's
    I don't think so tim

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a webm of Chai trying to reason with the robot and getting punching through 5 walls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just have this shorter one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        His heart is in the right place but his brain is not.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just have this shorter one.

      His heart is in the right place but his brain is not.

      freshly made from 4K source recording

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The style is not that bad when it is animated like this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The style is not bad at all. I actually prefer the 3D stuff more. The 2D cutscenes aren't bad at all and are animated really well, but can look a little TOO basic when they're not heavily detailed like in the webm posted. Idk, I feel like it lacks some shading or something

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine boss/level with witchcraft beat, this shit would be as kino as 1000000 and Invaders must die

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If Mint is actually a lesbo, that's fine. I kinda want her and Chai to have more of a strong brother and sister vibe. Just seems a lot cooler to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I also like the current character dynamics. If there's a sequel, I'd hope they introduce a similarly moronic female for Chai to get along with. Or someone with an entirely different instrument vibe.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, I'd say Chai could do with a Vergil-esque rival. But, y'know what, make it a love interest too because why not.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >create love interest for chai so they can get him out of the way for the creators donut steel ship
        no thank you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm fine with him not having any romantic interest either, honestly.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Eh if they did that people would be annoying and call him an aero ace icon or something. Maybe give him a love interest, but don't drag the tone of the game to focus on it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'm sorry, but there's no way they aren't going to pair up Pepper and Korsica.

        Sucks. But I guess it could be worse. I would like Chai to have his own love interest though. It doesn't need to bog down the game's free flowing narrative.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if people would be okay with it. They're both adults but the age gap might freak people out

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well, they're gay, so they probably get a pass. Anything for their canon lesbians, even if it means Korsica's 1 or 2 years off from literally robbing the cradle.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it's just 10 years, is that enough for twitter to cry about it?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              More than enough if it were an older man and a younger woman.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Twittergays cried and cancelled some youtube guy because he supposedly groomed an underage fan. The fricking gap was 17 and 19, a TWO (2) year difference. 17 is off limits to these people in general because they still considered them kids (when most of them have probably have had some sexual experience at that point).

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Chai has 8-0-8

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What do you call a female wienerblock?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pepper and Korsica makes zero fricking sense though. Isn't there like 10 fricking year difference between them?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You know there are actual couples in the real world who have a ten year age difference right? And even larger? My uncle is married to a woman 12 years younger than him and he's not even rich

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it might help to play the game first anon, the only thing confirmed in game is that Pepper has a crush on her

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There isn't really anything odd about someone being attracted to a person 10 years older than them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And? They are both adults

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Im 23 and I would frick Korsica.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            in this way Peppermint is both the most realistic and relatable character in the game

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think most people would. Also, they doesn't have to be a couple honestly. Korsica doesn't seem to share the same feelings, so maybe it'll just be Mint having a crush on her but have Korsica turn her down because A.) she's not a lesbian or bi B.) The age gap is too big for Korsica and sees Mint as a kid so a relationship is a no go.
            They could always have another chick come in within Mint's age range as an option

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              most based moron MCs get a designated tard wrangler as their love interest so it's still going to be Peppermint and Chai

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's probably not really intended to be more than a "hey maybe this is a thing that could go somewhere". A potential sequel could literally not follow up on it at all and be fine. Romance doesn't need to be in every story, and one as ridiculous as HFR's story probably needs it even less, unless the romance is similarly goofy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe but if that's true then I don't see why they would bother including those scenes, mostly the ending one, at all if they're not trying to make it a thing. It doesn't have to be focused on at all, and just have them hold hands in the background or something .

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just additional "fun character interaction" stuff. If they follow up on it in a sequel (if there is one), they'll probably be more clear, but as-is it's just "Peppermint has some sort of crush on Korsica".

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Korsica's tights are ripped after she joins

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That pillow aint hellping, brother

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish this game had a Boss Rush mode.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The main problem I have with it is how much "collecttathon" dogshit there is between fighting.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Sirs please subscribe now

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kill vacuums. Behead vacuums. Roundhouse kick a vacuum into the concrete. Slam dunk a vacuum baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a vacuums food. Launch vacuums into the sun. Stir fry vacuums in a wok. Toss vacuums into active volcanoes. Urinate into a vacuums gas tank. Judo throw vacuums into a wood chipper. Twist vacuums heads off. Report vacuums to the IRS. Karate chop vacuums in half. Curb stomp pregnant black vacuums. Trap vacuums in quicksand. Crush vacuums in the trash compactor. Liquefy vacuums in a vat of acid. Eat vacuums. Dissect vacuums. Exterminate vacuums in the gas chamber. Stomp vacuum skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate vacuums in the oven. Lobotomize vacuums. Mandatory abortions for vacuums. Grind vacuum fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown vacuums in fried chicken grease. Vaporize vacuums with a ray gun. Kick old vacuums down the stairs. Feed vacuums to alligators. Slice vacuums with a katana.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now do this in the rest room where there are like 5 vacuums going at once in a small area.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Are you literally me?
      Once I learned you can get Gears and health drops from them, I went full Anakin on these little fricks.

      Nothin personnel, bots.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Please be nice to the SCR-UBs. They are just trying to do their job, we didn't do anything to you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >We
        Get 'em.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Curb stomp pregnant black vacuums

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how do i reliably frick them up? when they start goin in circles i can't hit em reliably.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Chai bringing down the harmonic barrier
    >"Mission briefing: Team, let's split up and get this jackass!"
    >CNMN using the giant gun
    >Kale getting BTFO by a cat
    >that finisher where everyone takes a turn hitting Kale
    I love the finale so much

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. The whole last few stages are ludokino and I wish more games had moments like this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TURN THE DIAL ON MY WORDS
      I CAN FEEL THEM FALL SHORT
      TURN THE DIAL
      CHIME ALARM
      CHIME ALARM
      TURN THE DIAL ON MY WORDS
      I CAN SEE YOU STAYING HERE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        their friendship is so beautiful

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lets not pretend these designs are Japanese.
    The American directors influence is all over these designs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      While this is true I'm sure identity politics hands wrote this post.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Begone, dumbass Anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't invalidate a single thing about what I said.

        While this is true I'm sure identity politics hands wrote this post.

        Maybe, or maybe I just dont like everything during into American sludge.
        The gameplay and ORIGINAL music seems good, but the visual designs of this are soulless as frick.

        >A BROWN PERSON IM GOING INSAAAAAANE
        Brown girl blonde hair is an anime trope, stormtroony.

        Not even close to the issue.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Not even close to the issue.
          So what IS the issue, moron?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Learn to read, anon.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No, you are dancing around the issue without saying anything of substance, use some examples or frick off.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Its fine if you like the game, but you are deluding yourself or a shill if you try to say these designs are anything but the most generic of "America trying to imitate anime" schlock that they've ever put out. Genuinely some of the most generic and forgettable shit with the exception of maybe

                When will pinterest slaves create shotton of her arts?

                .
                The gameplay and music itself seem fun and enjoyable. The designs are generic garbage

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >but you are deluding yourself or a shill if you try to say these designs are anything but the most generic of "America trying to imitate anime" schlock that they've ever put out
                1) Game made and designed by Japanese people so you're talking bullshit
                2) You STILL won't post an example to further your point
                Kindly frick off to whichever shithole you found out about Ganker from.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pic related
                Theres your exmaple.
                >Kindly frick off to whichever shithole you found out about Ganker from.
                I've been here longer than you and will be here long after you move on.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't like it's trying to be anime at all, you're a shit liar
                >I've been here longer than you and will be here long after you move on.
                case in point

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >That doesn't like it's trying to be anime at all
                No its character designs look like knock-off american anime with everything else trying to poorly emulate american comics.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Brother you are blind and a terrible bullshitter, frick off back to r/thedonald

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just because you love the canadian anime-lite style doesn't mean everyone else has to have no taste too

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The samegayging is pathetic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ywnbaw snoyspoken weebtroony freak
                your parents will write your “deadname” on your grave

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ???

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You've replied 3 times now, stop seething about people liking this game and frick off

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >stop seething about people liking this game
                You love making up bullshit, don't you homosexual?

                Its fine if you like the game, but you are deluding yourself or a shill if you try to say these designs are anything but the most generic of "America trying to imitate anime" schlock that they've ever put out. Genuinely some of the most generic and forgettable shit with the exception of maybe [...].
                The gameplay and music itself seem fun and enjoyable. The designs are generic garbage

                >Its fine if you like the game
                >The gameplay and music itself seem fun and enjoyable.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Please stop, you're not allowed to criticize a game I like

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn't like when American and Japanese devs collaborate because he believes Japanese people are superior and Americans will ruin everything.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >or maybe I just dont like everything during into American sludg
          whta, specifically, is this american sludge to you? Not everything generic is burgermode. Other countries are perfectly capable of providing that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Claiming her first, sorry losers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh this game was fricking Japanese? I will now add it to my wishlist.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it's built by Japanese following an American hipster design doc. So it's well made, at least

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Is it a good action game?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's not bad, at least. I wouldn't say it's A by any stretch but it's certainly trying

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if this was a western studio you would have pride flags and troony flags all over for no reason

        black people and dykes

        japanese devs still have some soul I guess

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not a single soi face made

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >A BROWN PERSON IM GOING INSAAAAAANE
      Brown girl blonde hair is an anime trope, stormtroony.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of all the copes seen in these threads. This is the most pathetic and desperate.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But he's right..

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nice try

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When will pinterest slaves create shotton of her arts?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So Kale is voiced by Pic related, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's Roger Craig Smith.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no, he's voiced by pic related

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's Roger Craig Smith.

      and Chai and Peppermint are Akechi and Futaba from P5

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If this game was made 10 years ago, Chai would've been Yuri Lowenthell

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's not like Yuri isn't around these days. Robbie is generally more known for being punk-ass kids or total fricking psychopaths, though. And Chai's a LITTLE bit of both, honestly.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but back in the day Yuri was the go-to for this sort of character

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I mean I guess given the game is very Ben 10/Generator Rex-ish and he voiced... Well, not the original Ben 10, but the sequel Ben 10, yeah, checks out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Look up the rest of the dub cast
      >Korsica is the MC of Gone Home

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah and peppermint is jessie from ff7remake

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill all enemies without moving Chai
    >Kill all enemies with parry counters in 23 seconds!
    Alright. I will consider myself filtered. Any tips?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Kill all enemies without moving Chai
      use the grapple
      >Kill all enemies with parry counters in 23 seconds!
      easy as frick, just make sure you're not using Korsica since her counter does no damage

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This moment slapped harder than anything i played in past few years.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this on Gamepass and ignored it because it looked like fake anime trash but now that I know it was made by Japanese hands I will now give it a try. Is there a word for this phenomenon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      contrarianism

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is Japanese hands creating fake American anime designs, yes. So both were wrong in a way

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As long as Japanese people crafted it I can live with the dollar store anime designs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's fair. It's also 100% dollar store humor, so Japanese voices might help ignore that too. As long as you're fine with those really bad points, have fun

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want Korsica to belittle and dominate me!

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mimosa's mansion
    >go down a hallway and hit something
    >hear this briefly

    Microsoft is fricking with me at this point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never forgive them for phantom dust

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The weird thing about MS & Phantom Dust is that it seems like everybody there really fricking loves the game and simultaneously thinks making a new one would be a huge waste of money. That's probably why they did that remaster and put it out for free with functioning online servers, because that's probably the best they'll ever get the greenlight to do. It's a shame since even the director says he has sequel ideas he wants to get out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ill have to go back in the level and see but im pretty sure it was the song and i wouldnt put it passed Tango to take on a game like that, it seems right up their alley honestly

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's what annoys me about it. They have no idea what they had. The scrapped remake footage seemed like such a bad idea and the remaster didn't even properly recreate the original game since there were major graphical effect oversights. If you compare footage it's easy to tell with environmental and skill effects. Next to zero marketing, too, for such an old game and then using it to gauge interest for a sequel. They set it up to fail, just like this game, only this game was new and stuck out based on where they happened to introduce it. It found its niche despite how they tried fricking it over

          I only hope this inspires them to say frick it and commission a sequel with the original director and just go hands off to bolster their Japanese catalog

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished it today and it was honestly great. Been a while since I enjoyed a game from start to finish. Performance was also great, solid 4k120fps, with no DLSS. Thank frick that at least one developer knows how to optimize their game, because I'm genuinely getting tired of all these shit PC ports having stuttering issues and whatnot.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God that would be so cool if you could put any song you want as the BGM and set the tempo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but you can feel how much the forcing of the entire game to be on the beat limited their soundtrack. Every original track is 4/4 with the same BPM, and they had to get a band to cover that Flaming Lips track for Rekka's fight in order to fit it in properly. If I'm honest 1000000 & Invaders Must Die are the only out and out winners of the licensed music in terms of how they're used.

      A tempo setting as a separate difficulty select would be sick though. Training Mode lets you up the tempo as a toggle.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well there is a "faster song" switch, but even that's not really doing much besides just upping the BPM, and it does so uniformly.

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shill this game as hard as they paying you for, rakesh. doubt anyone will care, its a lost cause.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sequel when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say in 3 years.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >brown
    808 is black stupid

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick are chip slot upgrades so fricking expensive? I can hardly buy two of 'em as they jump up in cost by 40k Gears.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you have several attacks that boost gear drops.
      use them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Riiight. Of course I do! Obviously. But just for the sake of the other Anons who probably don't know what those attacks are, why don't you tell us?

        I mean them. Cause I know.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Moves that give "magnet bonuses"
          Also beat combos that end with laser beams give extra gears and battery drops.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kill an enemy with a jam combo (Do any beat combo, and instead of the final light or heavy attack, hit right trigger).
          Those and "JUST" parries give stupid amounts of gears.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Game is good. That is all.

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people obsessed with this game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good game that came out of nowhere. People are still finding out it's secrets.

      Do you need more reason?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >just released
      >came out of nowhere
      >is good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One of the few notable things to come out in the last few weeks without much negative shit to really say about it. Forspoken had a lot of problems on the writing and gameplay side, Dead Space remake has some controversies about changes, etc. This just kind of happened, and it's good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i put it in the same category as hades.
      comes out, has some pozzed shit, but the game is fun so its overlooked.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that the true ending reveals it was all a simulation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ok good because anons in the other thread said after you beat the final spectra door a Jani bot unplug kale and it zooms out to show it was a simulation by Roxanne and a prim and proper peppermint

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >after you beat the final spectra door a Jani bot unplug kale
          this happens
          >and it zooms out to show it was a simulation by Roxanne and a prim and proper peppermint
          this doesn't

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The simulation is also just a dream which in turn is just a story told by Chai to his kids.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >japs
    I wouldn't have a problem with you guys shilling the game if you would be honest and stop lying about it being Japanese.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      59/60 people working on it are Japanese
      >no its not Japanese there is one white guy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think it makes a bigger difference when the 1 is making the top down design decisions for the diligent 59, let's be honest here

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I absolutely boycott Andy game with a westerner involved even if it's just 1. American whites hate Japan and only involve themselves with the Japanese to subvert them.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we need a spiderman game that looks like this, an actual comic book
    him looking like peter doesn't help

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's okay when Japan does it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and what exactly is it that "japan did" anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's okay? Do you even understand what you meant by this post?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Living in a pod in America is cultural appropriation and I won't stand for it.

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hope porn artists don't skimp out on the robo girl porn. Lucille or whoever the bored secretary bot is could be good uninterested handjob pics and the wigged ones are cute too.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt liked her.
    But its talked that she is kind of annoying wich is funny, because on normal media is set that this kind of women are actually always right and yada yada, and then they bash her actitude a little, wich is nice.
    Sex with security guards on black and red. Theres no escape.

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >attempted the fifth SPECTRA room like twenty times before I figured out that you need reverb to do Jam Combos
    >win easily on next attempt
    don't be like me

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty frickin good, I'm glad I ended up being won over despite having reservations over the way the dialogue was framed in the trailer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the initial trailer had me skeptical but when they showed it in action i was sold immediately, everything just looks so good and the fact that it feels even better to pull off in game is a major upside too

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cuhrayzee based moron rocking out while the pent up women dyke out behind him
    where did I hear this before

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    808 flying in to beat the shit out of the bad guy put a smile on my face.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >This is just too much work
      he's literally me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the dialogue in this game is so frickin funny lookin back. once kale gets serious about his evil plans he always gets distracted by chai's BASED moronness and has to double back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        faster

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            not fast enough, 2.5 it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                FASTER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >big bad's motivation for mind controlling the populace is that he's too lazy to do market research
      holy shit this fricking game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >808 hits the stance
      Holy shit, I kneel. Just what level of power is she hiding?

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >talking with Roxanne
    >no one mentions we just fricking murdered her son
    this game is weird with this aspect
    we fricking kill people all the time and no one minds, hell, Chai even makes a fricking grim joke about Rekka being in fricking pieces

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't kill them, he just hit them, not his fault they exploded

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry the game operates by cartoon logic we'll see them in the hospital wearing a full body cast in the sequel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rekka fricking explodes.
      I really cant fricking get that Rekka fricking explodes in smithereens

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry the game operates by cartoon logic we'll see them in the hospital wearing a full body cast in the sequel

        I 100% can believe they'll just handwave them being alive but in prison in the next game with some pithy dialogue
        >Chai: Hey wait, did they all explode after I beat them?
        >Pepper: What? Chai, no, they were all just knocked out. You hit them with a guitar, not a stick of dynamite.
        >Chai: No but I'm sure-
        >Korsica: It's all the video games you kids play today. You must have just imagined it.
        >Chai: You're only like seven years older than me! And I'm NOT IMAGINING THINGS, THEY DEFINITELY-
        >Macaron: Well, regardless, they're here now, but we probably won't have to worry about them going forwards, so is it really that important?
        >Chai:...This is beyond bogus.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They were all cyborgs, you could just say their heads were still alive or some shit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Most of them only seemed to have prosthetic limbs though. Zanzo was the only one that seemed to have full-on neural stuff going on.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Kale is literally a robot from the neck down

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh true enough. The rest seem to be just "a cybernetic augment here and there" though. Rekka just has her arms, etc.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Roquefort was hiding a full cyber werewolf form

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's Scott Pilgrim logic, I think. Death is just sort of how it is when you lose.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I actually shouted "WHAT THE FRICK" when Rekka just died. Surprised the hell out of me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you're supposed to take it very literally.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well he DID mindrape her, destroy her life's work, and try to enslave humanity. He kinda deserved it. What were they supposed to do, take him to jail?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >He kinda deserved it.
        Do you know how hard it was for him to accomplish all that?

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man I can’t find the soundtrack on youtube, haven’t beat the game (I’ve just beat rekka) but that track is so good I just want to chill out to it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The rekka song is absolute fricking hype.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh damn Im frickin moronic, I didn’t mention that I was referring to the soundtrack to Peppermint’s hideout, it’s pretty relaxing and nice sounding I love it. Although yeah the rekka one is p good too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The rekka song is absolute fricking hype.

      Free Radicals by The Flaming Lips. The game uses a cover by a band named Elsinore because the original wouldn't fit into the game's beats well.

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what the game looked like if the game was originally supposed to be called Hibiki. Would it be more anime-ish?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They changed the name specifically because they wanted it to fit their more Scott Pilgrim less anime style

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >rekka has boob physics
    i cant be the only one who noticed this during her cutscenes right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I noticed that. Funny that she's the only one too. They could've given Mimosa subtle jiggle too but she doesn't

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Mimosa ones arent natural
        Holy implying.
        I still have something for girls on security dressed on red and black.
        Theres something deeoly wrong with me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I do not understand your post

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            First two lanes go together.
            The rest talks about that its not just the boobs the reason I like Korsica

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How's the rank score tallied anyways? I often end a fight in S rank and get something like a B at the end. seems like special moves are really important because of their multiplier

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah specials, your combo total, not gettin hit, parries(directional parries even more) and parry counters multiply it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dying reduces rank at the end of a stage so dont do that. The trick to scoring high is using your reverb on either big specials that flat multiply your points, or using it on jam attacks to overkill enemies.

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people so focused on brown tomboy they forget she's also an amputee
    artists need to get on this more

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I put my controller down after the Korsica fight

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know what this scene was referencing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        zoom zoom

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Xenogears. Infamously the second half of the game is unfinished. And we're not talking Dark Souls unfinishes, we're talking like "We had the MC sit down in a chair and literally say what happens in the second half of the story because we just didn't make it" tier unfinished.
          Also yeah, you're underaged.

          I'm almost 30

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's okay, I lied about my age when I was 12 too.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            its fine man. not everyone was a shut in frickin nerd in middle school playin every single rpg in existence instead of going around the neighborhood with their friends on bikes getting into trouble.
            i only ever had time for tony hawk and fftactics

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Xenogears. Infamously the second half of the game is unfinished. And we're not talking Dark Souls unfinishes, we're talking like "We had the MC sit down in a chair and literally say what happens in the second half of the story because we just didn't make it" tier unfinished.
          Also yeah, you're underaged.

          Xenogears wasn't really a massive seller. It did pretty well, but I recall the huge majority of that being in Japan. I don't think it's odd to not recognize it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't matter, it is 100% Ganker culture, as dumb as frick as that sounds. The guy is either a kid or a complete newbie. Anyone who has spend even ~6 months on this site would know what that was referencing.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >It doesn't matter, it is 100% Ganker culture
              It really isn't, we have like one Xenogears thread a month, maybe even 2 months

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I definitely wouldn't have recognised it until I played it in 2014. Doesn't help that the game never fricking came out in Europe.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        xenogears. timeskip no funding

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Xenogears. Infamously the second half of the game is unfinished. And we're not talking Dark Souls unfinishes, we're talking like "We had the MC sit down in a chair and literally say what happens in the second half of the story because we just didn't make it" tier unfinished.
        Also yeah, you're underaged.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fricking xenogears reference in 2000+20+3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    korsica is bioengineered for deep DEEP creampies
    same as rekka

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >expect Korsica to be the stern no-nonsense leader type
      >she's much nicer to Chai than Peppermint

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Usually she's so dumbfounded by his stupidity and luck, she's just at a loss for words. She's fine with him being an idiot so long as it continues to work out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i like her not getting chai's puns

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she has a deeper respect for chai's capabilities because she's faced him in actual combat

        plus i think she genuinely likes him

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I do find it funny how Chai is just so inexplicably good at fighting. Like, yeah, the vaguely defined music powers help, but he's clearly just got a knack for figuring shit out and putting it into practice.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its because of the brain damage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BASED

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nonstop full bore mating press with repeat creampies until loss of consciousness

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BASED

      nonstop full bore mating press with repeat creampies until loss of consciousness

      You could convince me the interest in this game is natural and organic, but you could NEVER convince me the twitter-based obsession with this man is organic in the slightest.

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is the highest tower floor? I've got to 50 but get mogged by the wolf since i have bad reflexes.
    What chips everyone rocking? I'm doing improved parry reflect lv3 and lv2 harder risk harder reward

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i do health on parry, combo extender and rhythm gauge increaser
      the character specific ones just dont fit currently. peppermints chain lightning stun thing was useful though

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Zanzo get a boss fight?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no monies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >CNMN commenting on how that giant robot on the LIFT seemed like it should have been a boss fight
        >Chai commenting on an off-screen battle when he arrives at the cannon
        They didn't even need to cover for it with that second one, they already cleared the QA building so they could have just cut to Chai arriving

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He couldn't afford a stand.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      broke ass motherfricker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No money, no bossfight, he should have went for a single volcano

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i actually wonder if they REALLY ran out of time and budget with some things and somehow managed to turn them into a joke?

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Korsica's password is "password"
    Dumb, but I giggled.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they also made it a big deal that she remembers her password

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    deep deep pregnancy-inflicting creampies for rekka and korsica

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are only some of the characters in this game named after food and drinks? If you're going to use food names use them for everybody

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well, I think the idea is the good guys are all named after tea?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Korsica tea
        And then for the bad guys you have a vegetable, a wienertail, a cheese, and then two more people with non-food names, it's bizarre

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DEEP CREAMPIES FOR REKKA
    NONSTOP CREAMPIES FOR REKKA

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cute
    All the other characters look fine, but she's ugly.

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