hi-fi rush is the funniest thing to come out of the video game industry

>started development in 2018 with barely any reveal or sneak peeks up to that point
>fricking DROPS on January 25, 2023 (at the Xbox and Bethesda Developer_Direct) with zero warning
>releases the SAME DAY as the trailer
>absolutely immaculate visual style
>ridiculously fun gameplay
>characters are charming and interesting
>bosses are fun and diverse
>chai is such a fricking goober
>music choices are both bangers and/or copyright free
>88 on metacritic, higher score than any other game that was revealed during the direct
>developed by the same people who made The Evil Within
this is not a real thing i refuse to believe that some game that came from nowhere blows every other AAA title out of the water

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how I can even play this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's devil may cry as a rhythm game what else is there to say

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I mean it's only playable on xbox

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's on PC as well.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for anal only

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    game is mid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >probably plays cod, fifa, valorant, league, rl, siege, gta

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah middle of FRICKIN AWESOME

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    built for small shota penises

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this game flop super hard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mikami is a god among men, and he chose a good protege.

      no, it's just one seething schizo who's angry over Flopspoken saying that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Between HFR & Bayo Origins I think we need more games made in Japan directed by western weebs.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean I agree but what else is there to say? It did well but not enough to turn industry heads, Tango is already on EW3/Ghostwire 2, and people on Ganker use it more as a way to shitpost in console war/action game threads more than to actually talk about how good it is.

    Also even as someone that really likes that body type in art and sees a lot of it all the time, god damn they drew Korsica's head small.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this even qualify as fanart, there's offmodel and then there's it's literally not the character

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To catch or not to catch

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think she has a big futa wiener and regularly mating presses peppermint and cums inside her, no condom.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bodies like that are meant to take dick, not have them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i think she has a big futa wiener and regularly mating presses chai and cums inside him, no condom.
      fixed

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares if the game is fun when it didnt get any numbers on the charts?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me - a guy playing the video game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want all Concurrent Player posters, ironic or otherwise, to be removed from society.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if games were all about numbers no one would try anything risky and the video game industry would all be the same repetitive shit over and over again

      people can enjoy stuff without the stuff being popular

      see: fighting games

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're not about to lose our only fricking exclusive, are we? Frick... I can't take this anymore fellow Xbros... This can't be fricking happening

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    immaculate visual style
    lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >switches between 2d and 3d animation every so often
      >animates on 15 fps most of the time for cutscenes
      >comic book visual style
      >bunch of 3d2d effects to make it pop
      lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like shit bruv

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the hell are you talking about? The game looks gorgeous

          It's like "Dragon Ball FighterZ looks like ass because it's not 4K 144fps beautiful photorealistic"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is peak sovl

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really liked this skybox, shame it was for just this segment that lasted 10 minutes. I imagine the level they had to cut would've used it in the second half.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >started development in 2018 with barely any reveal or sneak peeks up to that point
    Someone explain this
    >started deveopment in 2018
    >with barely any reveal or sneak peeks up to that point
    Maybe because it hadn't started development there were no reveal or sneak peeks to do?

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