>Hi, I'm the clown you hired to celebrate Ushiromiya Maria's birthday

>Hi, I'm the clown you hired to celebrate Ushiromiya Maria's birthday

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Welcome to the party Clown, you came highly recommend my friend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a slapstick cartoon with these two.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was just hitman and umineko threads at this point?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO BATTLER IS DEAD WHAT HAPPENED??
      I feel bad for the poor clown we hired to have a murder during his first day job as a clown

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Battler is dead
        THAT GOD DAMN CLOWN, good thing me Battler's best friend Agent 47 had nothing to do with it. Dude was fucking gay though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no quick Mr Clown call the police!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Here, let me take that kitchen knife back to its correct place

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uuuu-Uuuuuu!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sure thing giant musclebound grim man with a strange barcode onto his nape, here lemme show you the place

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it bother anyone else that 47 can't disguise as a woman
    I feel he should be skilled enough to be able to do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Sherlock Holmes actually disguised himself as an old woman sometimes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but only if you find the disguises somewhere and don't need to strip anyone naked because that would not be nice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hitman needs a dlc map where 47 in disguise can enter a woman's bathroom or changing room full of women and they can't say anything even if they suspect she might be a he.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a 6 foot 2 broad shouldered muscular man with a masculine jawline could disguise himself as a woman

      No

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fits well in usa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when he dresses as a woman, and someone questions his gender, he should be able to kill them without losing silent assassin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jej

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he should be able to use a burqa as a disguise

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have we yet seen a mission which takes place in new zealand and 47 has to infiltrate a mosque and take out the international terrorists?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be problematic because it supports the idea that transitioning is merely a disguise and not real.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a good quote from a CIA director or some shit that it was possible to disguise a woman as a man to some degree, but the inverse never worked. It's not possible for a man to pass as a woman. The best you can manage is careful angles and photoshop.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know the series is pretty wacky and unrealistic in general but it's really hard for a man to pass as a woman, woman to man is tricky but nowhere near as impossible.

      What Hitman needs is co-op where one player controls a female and you need to work together with the different things you can disguise as

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not much dancing at this party, let's fix that.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it normal for a clown to look so muscular?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You get mad muscles after blowing so many balloons.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >men dont get laid
    >became women themselves
    It's so creepy

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    These people are using makeup and have given themselves female hormones over long periods of time and even then most of them still don't hold up under scrutiny and some of them don't even need any scrutiny at all it's increibly obvious, 47 is frequently up against guards who are on alert for intruders. A simple change of clothing isn't going to do shit.

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