15 hilarious things all Sims fans know to be true

The Sims. What an incredible game. I remember when it first came out — remember Bob Newbie and his wife, Betty? I always thought it was hilarious that Bob and Betty started off with zero in their friendship / romance bar. I think there was also a bug that you were able to exploit in the tutorials, which halted Bob and Betty's Need Levels from moving, ultimately allowing you to do basically anything forever to increase their skill traits.

I don't know about you guys, but building a house was far more interesting than raising a family. I must've started dozens of families, only to abandon them to start a new lot and build a better, cooler, sometimes more efficient house.

1. Starting a family sometimes took longer than you anticipated.

https://twitter.com/whoabiebz/status/460730461044895744

2. When you create a new family, the randomize function usually fails you.

3. Sometimes, you did some really evil shit:

https://twitter.com/whoabiebz/status/354974890211803137

4. And you might've even done this.

https://twitter.com/whoabiebz/status/668529257015021568

5. You've definitely felt this way before.

I put my sims on high free will and they just stood around doing nothing. My sims are me. I am my sims. We are one.

6. And this sounds so close to the truth.

https://twitter.com/whoabiebz/status/690833189372334081

7. This has happened to you before:

https://twitter.com/whoabiebz/status/690545220824469504

8. You have a combo strat on how to get your Sim married in five minutes.

https://twitter.com/whoabiebz/status/691314002647982080

9. And right into the marriage ceremony, someone ends up doing something stupid:

https://twitter.com/whoabiebz/status/198596941309939712

10. Picking a lot to start building was nerve-wracking.

https://twitter.com/whoabiebz/status/1623006673

11. You've caught yourself speaking Simlish.

12. And this is one the most accurate things you've read.

https://twitter.com/whoabiebz/status/671323550486306816

13. Shutting it off and going to bed was an endeavor.

Me: *lies down at night*

Me: well none of my sims died today

14. And this. So much this.

You don't just play The Sims. You go on a Sims binge for three days straight and then put the game down for 4 months.

15. The fastest word you can type is this: