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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NTR is good for you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hilbert getting his bussy railed by pedo Hiker Andy as he watches Hilda getting dicked by N
      H-Hot! Pokemon needs more cuckolding.

      other than manga and the subway, the protags dont really interact do they?
      I don't see how this is ntr at all
      if you played the girl protag as a young girl, the amount of interactions with your typical shojo prettyboy N is almost intended to make you come up with headcanons involving the two
      on the other hand I have no idea where shipping hilda and hilbert even came from

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        I really don't get how people got this huge 'IT'S NTR!' complex about it when the protags only interact once, meanwhile they spend basically the entirety of BW 1 and 2 on N's possibly half Zoroark dick, my best guess is a lot of people here self insert as Hilbert so they somehow see N as the cuckoldry machine.

        Not sure why they just don't self insert as N though, seems easier but if they'd like to share with the class they're more than welcome to.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because not everyone is a prettboy, so self-inserting as N is less likely

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is Hilbert not pretty?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gilbert is ten

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but not as pretty as N

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's the pretty limit to where they're no longer able to self insert and start considering the character NTR bait?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on the Anon's self-esteem I guess

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lowest self esteem is self inserting as Hiker Andy I guess.

                [...]
                Men don't self-insert.

                Then why do they get upset over N impregnating Hilda?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because not everyone is a prettboy, so self-inserting as N is less likely

          Men don't self-insert.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But I self-insert everxtime I read Berserk

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, you want to be Guts or be someone like him or any of the heroes you read about. It's different from looking at a character and saying "this person represents me". It's not a matter of looks, men can identify with someone who looks nothing like themselves. The real reason why guys don't 'self-insert' as N is because he's a victim and for most of BW1 all of his actions are informed by lies somebody else told him. He's certainly sympathetic and interesting, the perfect "I can fix him" candidate for Yumejos to pine over, but there's virtually nothing about him which young men can find heroic or aspirational or identifiable.

              Lowest self esteem is self inserting as Hiker Andy I guess.
              [...]
              Then why do they get upset over N impregnating Hilda?

              Because they're manga readers/have better taste in ships

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >have better taste in ships
                If by better you mean not canon

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If were going by the games then anything can be canon shipwise if you really want it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except for Hilbert and Hilda

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why not?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >heroic
                He's an anti hero type, caring for pokemon but going about in the wrong way.
                >aspirational
                He has pet dragons and everyone wants his wiener
                >identifiable
                He has autism

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He's an anti hero type, caring for pokemon but going about in the wrong way.
                As opposed to the character you play as who's going about it in the right way

                >He has pet dragons and everyone wants his wiener
                Your player character has a pet dragon too and it's bigger than his

                >He has autism
                Alright fair enough, dude does keep a sweet train set

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >As opposed to the character you play as who's going about it in the right way
                The character your playing as wants his wiener though.
                >Your player character has a pet dragon too and it's bigger than his
                Then why does N always have both on official art? Clearly the player gave him theirs.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The character your playing as wants his wiener though.
                Nuh-uh I asked him and he only has eyes for Skyla and Iris
                >Then why does N always have both on official art?
                Shilling

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nuh-uh I asked him and he only has eyes for Skyla and Iris
                No one likes Skyla or Iris
                >Shilling
                N's beloved protag chan/kun is his biggest shill, they automatically hand over their dragon to their boyfriend so he can look extra cool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No one likes Skyla or Iris
                You shut your prostitute mouth
                >N's beloved protag chan/kun is his biggest shill, they automatically hand over their dragon to their boyfriend so he can look extra cool.
                My personal game theory is either Ghetsis murdered them or they were isekei'd by Arceus just like Dawn/Lucas were leaving the spare dragon behind.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ghetsis murdered them
                N would never allow that to happen to his waifu property.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                N literally left them with Ghetsis untended

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't get murdered though, don't be edgy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like it makes more sense if it's Cheren being the cuck...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vqDBQXP.jpg

      Hilbertbros...

      Ironically enough Masters seems to ship Hilbert and N, or at least imply they care for each other

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He gave him Kyurem in it too, so now N has three dragons on top of stealing Hilbert's virginity.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow gay, glad I never touch gacha shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't want to see barry to yelling slurs at them

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where are the slurs?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He muttered them under his breath for now, he’s saving them for when he sees some hardcore queers in public.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          masters isn't canon, literally the chinese or some shit write the dialogue

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            N still stole Hilbert’s (or Hilda’s) virginity

            >Ns Dialog
            Holy frick

            He likes how loyal his boyfriend is, always giving him dragons so he can look even cooler.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ns Dialog
          Holy frick

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pretending anything about N is straight
    Yeah sure

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretending N is even human
      She's about to get the dark knot

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hilbert getting his bussy railed by pedo Hiker Andy as he watches Hilda getting dicked by N
    H-Hot! Pokemon needs more cuckolding.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not canon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >prez
        pokespe is so weird

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just the weird way Viz translates it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          White is the president of her startup, the BW Agency, which licenses out Pokemon for acting gigs. She wasn't a Pokemon Trainer until N started screwing things up, then she asked the Subway Bosses to whip her into fighting shape.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ...That's fricking stupid

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're fricking stupid

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't that why Tepig pushed her out of the ferris wheel?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get to have White grind her ass on his dick
      Lucky man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      cute and canon

      https://i.imgur.com/vqDBQXP.jpg

      Hilbertbros...

      cringe non canon fan spiction
      >Verification not required.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the dates like the one with the e-girl and the one with the milf

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    N is thinking about Hilbert

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      N hates hikers more than anything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That picture implies otherwise

        I feel like it makes more sense if it's Cheren being the cuck...

        But Cheren is made for Bianca

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Makes me feel bad for Bianca though, since it makes it seem like Cheren doesn't realize she's the one who really loves him sort of thing....

          Gilbert is ten

          he's 14 in bw and 16 in bw2 actually.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      N is thinking about a Zoroark he wants to frick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        His dad might have fricked a Zoroark but he's against pokephilia.
        If his dad did frick a Zoroark though he has a knot dick.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk anon, I feel like being raised by Pokemon as a kid and him being more close with Pokemon than humans would make him fricked up enough to want to have relations with a Pokemon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then why is his love interest always a human?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because fan artists draw him that way.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not wrong, I've only seen him breastfeed from Zoroark rather than frick one.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuckception.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this implying N is a Zoroark or that Zoroark cucked both of them?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh God

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