It's extremely unrealistic Coach would survive in left 4 deads setting, any fast zombie story tells you that within the first month all unfit fat people are either dead, hiding and starved to death or hiding and stocked up
please don't be mad I didn't mean it that way, it's just very weird to see a clinically obese man running back and forth, even the trailer has him winded out during the intro stairs
the griefer was likely in a discord chat or some other thing with the other two players. I had that happen to, only my griefer sent me a cheeky "bye bye ;)" as I alt f4'd before the kick went thru. I rejoined on my alt and team killed them all. Why do people want to shit on a decade plus old games that's already dying
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No it happens naturally. Way before discord that shit happened all the time to me in TF2 with hackers.
says who
No really, it's a non zero chance of a super rabies disease ever
forming.
The day I read of highly contagious, maybe even airborne rage virus in the news is the day I kill myself
The issue with that is basically every disease that exists that could frick people up like the infected would also cause the biological collapse of people.
True but in proper zombie/infected shit, the actual infected are only half the problems, maybe even a quarter, the real issue is the actual virus itself. Doesn't matter if the infected ragers are breaking down and dying quickly if the virus itself is extremely good at spreading. Left 4 dead showed this well, the world mobilised extremely fricking fast but it didn't matter because the greenflu is airborn, in the water etc. So yeah before I deal with any of that shit I'm probably going to try to work myself up to suicide.
the zombies really give the feeling of wiping out an entire block in days and even hours too. no way the average person is gonna outrun the hoards or deal with all the mutations. only thing that is kind of stupid is how the 8 survivors and all the other side characters like the cola guy even managed to survive if it is airborne and in the water.
>implying le zombie apocalypse is a high school gym class
the fat guy in the group who knows how to make kerosene or splint a limb will be defended to the death, no matter how fat he is.
It's extremely unrealistic Coach would survive in left 4 deads setting, any fast zombie story tells you that within the first month all unfit fat people are either dead, hiding and starved to death or hiding and stocked up
>muh realism
oh frick off
please don't be mad I didn't mean it that way, it's just very weird to see a clinically obese man running back and forth, even the trailer has him winded out during the intro stairs
That's too late I am mad now
*uses all the health kits and shotgun you before disconnecting*
>call vote kick for the obvious griefer
>no one votes and it failes
>griefer calls aa vote kick for me as revenge
>everyone votes yes
the griefer was likely in a discord chat or some other thing with the other two players. I had that happen to, only my griefer sent me a cheeky "bye bye ;)" as I alt f4'd before the kick went thru. I rejoined on my alt and team killed them all. Why do people want to shit on a decade plus old games that's already dying
No it happens naturally. Way before discord that shit happened all the time to me in TF2 with hackers.
don't underestimate old man's strenght
realistically L4D wouldn't happen because such a disease isn't possible to begin with
i am very smart
says who
No really, it's a non zero chance of a super rabies disease ever
forming.
The day I read of highly contagious, maybe even airborne rage virus in the news is the day I kill myself
The issue with that is basically every disease that exists that could frick people up like the infected would also cause the biological collapse of people.
True but in proper zombie/infected shit, the actual infected are only half the problems, maybe even a quarter, the real issue is the actual virus itself. Doesn't matter if the infected ragers are breaking down and dying quickly if the virus itself is extremely good at spreading. Left 4 dead showed this well, the world mobilised extremely fricking fast but it didn't matter because the greenflu is airborn, in the water etc. So yeah before I deal with any of that shit I'm probably going to try to work myself up to suicide.
the zombies really give the feeling of wiping out an entire block in days and even hours too. no way the average person is gonna outrun the hoards or deal with all the mutations. only thing that is kind of stupid is how the 8 survivors and all the other side characters like the cola guy even managed to survive if it is airborne and in the water.
canonically they're immune. they're carriers.
He has guns
>implying fat people won't just bodycrush all zombies on their path with their massive mass
>implying le zombie apocalypse is a high school gym class
the fat guy in the group who knows how to make kerosene or splint a limb will be defended to the death, no matter how fat he is.
I'm fat but I don't know how to make stuff what happens to me??
BOOMER!
WE GOT A BOOMER!
but he's still fat. and fat people are fricking moronic.
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