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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is he the most overopwered character in d&d?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but he did spend several years as a woman.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        a drow woman, right? was he originally a woman or he just wanted to change for a while?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, Mystara turned him into a woman so he could learn magic.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            are women better at magic or what

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              In DnD in general, they have better affinity with magic. They're not necessarily better, but it's easier for them to learn magic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh I see
                thanks anon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                In what version of D&D did that become a thing?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not sure but early enough for it to be a canon thing in Elminster's books

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                generally regarded as some of the worst stuff ed greenwood wrote for TSR

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                for reference, the absolute worst shit ever written for DnD is about the quality of Bg3

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ow the edge

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?
                context matters, I've seen a lot of people here pretend ed greenwood at his worst somehow validates BG3. Okay so the goal was to suck?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                BG3 is good so your point is moot.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mechanically, maybe, but the writing is absolutely fricking atrocious

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Already established in this thread that BG3's writing is taking the absolute worst quality official dnd publications but then using with women and troony writers

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                for reference, the absolute worst shit ever written for DnD is about the quality of Bg3

                Still better than the Baldur's Gate novelizations.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can you teach me magic
                >sure, but I need to transform you into a woman first
                >what why
                >because its uh.... slightly easier for women to learn magic
                >makes sense to me lol
                Who the frick wrote this

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ed Greenwood, pervert.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The entirety of the Forgotten Realms is just an extension of some old grognard stroking his shit and it's why I find it so surprising that people find sexual deviancy in the setting odd.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a "the writer's barely disguised fetish" episode

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                In DnD in general, they have better affinity with magic. They're not necessarily better, but it's easier for them to learn magic

                are women better at magic or what

                In theory it could be an allusion to germanic norse folklore, where magic was a feminine art rather than a masculine one. Elminster is a gandalf knockoff who was inspired in part by Odin, who was sometimes mocked as feminine for using magic.
                But since this is Ed Greenwood we are talking about here it is probably just perversion.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was that on purpose or is he one of those wild mages?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO!

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >powerful enough to end the whole Bhaalspawn crisis in minutes
    >doesn't

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >debating whether or not to vaporize his friend's adoptive son and save possible future trouble

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why was this guy such a homosexual, he walks up to you and starts shit then gets mad when you tell him to frick off

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This reminds me that I need to do a full moron playthrough of Baldur's Gate with every mod installed at once.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go frick yourself, old man.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elminster you better not dally about and eat all our cheese. Get to the point, succinctly.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take your pointy hat and shove it.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elminster this. Elminster that. Give me a thousand years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, he's so annoying. Self-insert gary stu of the worst kind.
    Also, isn't it possible to merc him in Beregost in the blue house across the tavern near the center where he appears? You just get in, backstab, and get out. Like any other "essential" character in BG1, he's still mortal, but in other instances he runs away too quickly. Most famous example: Dr*zzt, another one of those annoying ones.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He also turned Edwin into a woman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he? I thought someone else did.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Edwin is cursed into woman form during his sidequest in II, and reverts back by the end, but in one of his endings in Throne of Bhaal he attempts to duel Elminster who just turns him into a woman permanently.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see, thanks for the clarification. Apparently now, Edwin possessed another Wizard named Lorroakan in BG3 and resides a Ramazith's Tower. Although the game itself keeps that detail unmentioned.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could he have bodied Elminster at his peak?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk but my level 10 bhaalspawn could easy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, considering he peaked as a divinity of evil and destruction. But that's balanced by his being gay.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gets bodied by god Gale

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is lame compared to God me

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not even that high a level.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jaheira noncanon
    >Viconia noncanon
    Aeriechads, we won.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw my two cute wives were untainted by bg3

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, one of those is your sister.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's GANDALF!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's DUMBLEDORE!

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elmunter

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whadya want?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY ARSE IS AS CLEAN AS AN ELVEN HOTEL

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