Imagine you're one of these gods and you get btfo by a manlet who's comparatively the size of a small dog to you
Like if that midget c**t Warwick just kicked the piss out of what's his name who played The Mountain
They should've let him get a refilled healthbar, half-health makes him slightly too glassy. Give the player more good boss time before the Elden Beast shitshow.
>They should've let him get a refilled healthbar, half-health makes him slightly too glassy.
True, that goes for Godrick, Morgott, Hoarah Loux and others. Too bad Black folk cried about Dark Souls 3 multi phase bosses. >Give the player more good boss time before the Elden Beast shitshow.
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>not cheesing Dark Souls: Big Map edition
if like 95% of the bosses/enemies weren't bullshit factories with the most unnatural and unintuitive moves I would agree, but I can't feel bad for exploiting painfully broken builds since most of the opponents are either insta-attacking, delaying af attacking or are spamming spells on a ledge
>No story >Barren open world >No challenge >Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial >Input reading >Magic is overpowered >No mimics >Just summon ashes to win, bro! >Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly >Most weapon abilities trivialize the game >Like 75% of the game is optional >No solo invasions >No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point >4 endings are the same (kek) >Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????) >Intro is a powerpoint slideshow >"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever >Fast travel >They changed Malenia's white VA to some Black person for woke points (OH NO NO) >All big bosses are garbage >Cuck shit >Feminist shit >Simp shit >Furry shit >troony shit >Gay shit >Pedophile shit >You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao) >Paid DLC >Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games >Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards) >Boss reuse >Asset reuse >Worst camera ever
Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
>Play PVE >everything gets demolished by Bleed/magic spam >Play PVP >it's a poking contest to see whose hitbox fricks up first/whose connection is worse
Game of the year, fellas
Can't believe what I'm about to say but I miss gank town
I just love how the next boss does exact same fricking thing with aoe spam and delayed expositions >what's that? You wanted to jump over a slam attack? >too bad we made it so that explosion can reach you in air and we give you no option of air movement
clown game
fpbp
as someone who occasionally does 3rd playthrough
Who? Also where is Zanzibar?
It's that island off the coast of Tanzania
his piss spirit version was my favorite boss fight in the entire game.
Powerful.
Imagine you're one of these gods and you get btfo by a manlet who's comparatively the size of a small dog to you
Like if that midget c**t Warwick just kicked the piss out of what's his name who played The Mountain
Kino
KINO
What is this absolute garbage? Frick outta here with this cringe
It's ludo
It's weird that that went to the trouble of designing a completely unique boss, only for it to die in 2 hits.
maybe dont cheese the game Black person
They should've let him get a refilled healthbar, half-health makes him slightly too glassy. Give the player more good boss time before the Elden Beast shitshow.
>They should've let him get a refilled healthbar, half-health makes him slightly too glassy.
True, that goes for Godrick, Morgott, Hoarah Loux and others. Too bad Black folk cried about Dark Souls 3 multi phase bosses.
>Give the player more good boss time before the Elden Beast shitshow.
Filtered by Kino Beast
>not cheesing Dark Souls: Big Map edition
if like 95% of the bosses/enemies weren't bullshit factories with the most unnatural and unintuitive moves I would agree, but I can't feel bad for exploiting painfully broken builds since most of the opponents are either insta-attacking, delaying af attacking or are spamming spells on a ledge
>game is unfair!
huge skill issue anon
what do you mean unique, half of the attacks is from another boss, or are just slightly modified.
>prostitute a lou is absolute fricking kino
>final boss is a stupid ghibli reference and you can't even use torrent
miyamoto is a hack
And his faithful companion Zanzibart
>No story
>Barren open world
>No challenge
>Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
>Input reading
>Magic is overpowered
>No mimics
>Just summon ashes to win, bro!
>Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
>Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
>Like 75% of the game is optional
>No solo invasions
>No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
>4 endings are the same (kek)
>Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
>Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
>"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
>Fast travel
>They changed Malenia's white VA to some Black person for woke points (OH NO NO)
>All big bosses are garbage
>Cuck shit
>Feminist shit
>Simp shit
>Furry shit
>troony shit
>Gay shit
>Pedophile shit
>You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
>Paid DLC
>Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
>Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
>Boss reuse
>Asset reuse
>Worst camera ever
Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
shazamsissies lost
Shazam won though.
T W E N T Y M I L L I O N
how have shazamtroons not killed themselves yet?
>remeberence menu shows 5 slots for items
>From only puts in 2 items for each remeberence
Why?
One of the most hype moments in gaming. Elden Ring is a masterpiece.
>Play PVE
>everything gets demolished by Bleed/magic spam
>Play PVP
>it's a poking contest to see whose hitbox fricks up first/whose connection is worse
Game of the year, fellas
Can't believe what I'm about to say but I miss gank town
GIDEON OFNIR
WARRIOR
What a dogshit fight
>aoe aoe aoe aoe aoe
>aoe aoe aoe + shitty armstrong parody
Yeah it's fricking absurd and the AoEs last so long and cover so much area they are virtually unclearable.
just jump?
I just love how the next boss does exact same fricking thing with aoe spam and delayed expositions
>what's that? You wanted to jump over a slam attack?
>too bad we made it so that explosion can reach you in air and we give you no option of air movement
filtered by kino
>buzzwords
I expected nothing less from a fromtard
Sorry that a boss pushed your shit in, lad
>buzzwordstard continues to embarrass himself further
Frick off.
I know it's hard to press the jump button bro, but I believe if you keep trying you'll eventually get it
>jump
>explosion hits you in air
I accept your concession.
Just jump higher
It's not hard
>Just jump higher
Tendie, pls.
???
JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP
>Horney Louis