I don't believe anyone actually thinks this. ER has some very good bosses, but also some of the worse ones in the "series," and HL doesn't come close to them.
>You're both tarnished >He kills you like 10 times >It doesn't matter because Tarnished ressurect always >You finally kill him once >"Oh no I got killed once after I killed you 10 times, it's fricking joever, I can't beat you, don't ressurect me just throw my corpse in the trash"
They are. With the death rune not in place people can't die, that's why everybody is immortal, fromsoft just ignores this part of their own lore at their convenience
no, tarnished are random immortal jobbers that helped godfrey kill the giants, they were banished (for plot convenience) to come back during the events of the game
>literally appears out of blue for no fricking reason whatsoever
and Fromdrones will still pretend we weren't sold a fricking shitty Early Access game with half of the content cut out or rewritten
you do realize, you stupid Black person monkey, that the game could have even 200 hours of content and still be unfinished if they planned for 400, right?
all of that 200 hours of content could be half-assed and not properly fleshed out, just like it is in the fricking game, you absolute moron
>at least 50 hours of gameplay
most of that gameplay are repeat bosses (with average repeat rate of over 3.5), repeat caves, repeat dungeons and really lackluster last 1/3rd of the game with no unique enemy whatsoever
They couldve cut ALL reused bosses and the caves/dungeons and the last third of the game and it would be a 9/10 and still mog anything to come out in years. It is also one the best looking games to exist and one the best games to feel "adventure" in a video game. Like it or not, this game is the king of games and your favorite is forever lost and overshadowed by even the most lcd sony movie trash. Have a good day check my 6 homosexual
Agreed about the experience of adventure in the game, but >They couldve cut ALL reused bosses and the caves/dungeons and the last third of the game
They probably should have, or at least had a maximum of one repeat for any given boss. One reskin with some different abilities would be even better. More isn't always better, and by most standards, the game would still be huge and great.
>literally appears out of blue for no fricking reason whatsoever >he didnt understand the story of elden ring
why is it always brainlets that hate elden ring?
>story of elden ring
if all the tarnished were jobbers that got grafted how was godfrey afk at the end of the game, a tarnished? Shouldn't he have killed godrick
Godrick was so pathetic people kept letting him live. Morgott beat his army, Radahn rolled up on him IIRC, and then Malenia slapped his shit when he got a bit too big for his britches but none of them killed him
none of those people were tarnished
if it's their destiny to kill godrick then that mean godrick killed all tarnished before you. Which means godfrey should have killed godrick since he is also tarnished, but he didn't because videogame
Timelines are fricking weird. Vyke allegedly was the closest to becoming Elden Lord, and he made it to Lyndell so he HAD to have gotten a Rune or 2, but all of the Runes are still held by their bearers. I don't think there's concurrent timelines in Elden Ring like there is in the Souls series
11 months ago
Anonymous
vyke is borderline cut content like always and probably not even remotely canon, they did this in DS3 too with the guy on the cover
11 months ago
Anonymous
They eventually recycled Soul of Cinder's original concept into Gael, wouldn't be surprised if they did something similar this DLC
11 months ago
Anonymous
vyke is a walking plothole
my guess is that he somehow has or had ranni's and miquella's great runes
11 months ago
Anonymous
Ah yes the "timeline is convoluted" aka we can just make up shit on the spot and not worry about glaring plotholes.
God FromSoft are utter hacks.
11 months ago
Anonymous
i agree that shit flew in ds1 (if we believe a complete madman / the dlc lore) but here it makes no sense to bring up.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>but all of the Runes are still held by their bearers.
moron lol
11 months ago
Anonymous
>but all of the Runes are still held by their bearers.
That's not true, Ranni and Miquella great runes are missing
11 months ago
Anonymous
>The rune we can collect
Ex-fricking-cuse me for not specifying
>if it's their destiny to kill godrick
why would you assume that?
you can literally walk around stormveil castle and ignore godrick
11 months ago
Anonymous
If that's the case then practically all tarnished wouldn't be dead, killed by godrick
11 months ago
Anonymous
all tarnished arent dead
see the many tarnished still roaming the lands
11 months ago
Anonymous
wow... like 2
totally not compeltely wiped out
11 months ago
Anonymous
any number you want to think of + Loux
good job, you can do arithmetic now
11 months ago
Anonymous
>your theory is wrong because not all tarnished were killed by godrick >source? >uh I made it up
Vaatividya?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Loux is alive, the other tarnished are alive. I played the game and paid attention. You didn't, and couldnt even understand spoonfed imformation by souls youtubers. What is wrong with you?
11 months ago
Anonymous
>there's hundreds of tarnished all over the place >in my imagination
what a dogshit game
11 months ago
Anonymous
big moron moment
11 months ago
Anonymous
>everything makes sense in the lore if I imagine it makes sense by making shit up
you're the perfect kind of moron fromsoft fan
11 months ago
Anonymous
see
big moron moment
11 months ago
Anonymous
>He didn't turn on the online feature
Anon... I...
11 months ago
Anonymous
>online is canon >it's just dork souls over again
lol
11 months ago
Anonymous
is canon
Yes
11 months ago
Anonymous
>it's just recycled dork souls with zero originality
11 months ago
Anonymous
What was this dude's problem anyway?
11 months ago
Anonymous
da man whom eatin da poo poo wants to dine tonight
wait what are the top left, top mid, and the one to the left of the fire giant? i haven't played the game in over a year so maybe that's it, but i don't recognize them.
hes mentioned in the intro and referenced multiple times across the story by npcs/items
why wouldnt the FRICKING KING be not here if you can fight all of the other guys that appear in the cutscene
oh yes, the shitty PowerPoint intro that is TOTALLY not slapped concept art in last minute because they rewrote the game so much they had to remove the original CGI one
>How did he get here
Probably walked or teleported through grace like we do
As to why we never met him, he was fricking exiled, he hasn't been in the Lands Between for a long time
we were also exiled and yet we met other Tarnished
so why not him?
Spoiler: it's yet another cut out part of the game like a landslide of other content that could easily make second fricking Elden Ring and we don't meet him also because FromSoft are programmer hacks that aren't able to make an npc move, only awkwardly teleport from place to place upon quest progression when player rests at a bonfire or quits out to the menu
I always assumed he just happened to arrive in Lyndell between us burning the tree and waking up in Lyndell
Which doesn't explain why Gideon is still in one piece, one would think Godfrey would snap his b***h ass in half on the way up
I always assumed he just happened to arrive in Lyndell between us burning the tree and waking up in Lyndell
Which doesn't explain why Gideon is still in one piece, one would think Godfrey would snap his b***h ass in half on the way up
we were also exiled and yet we met other Tarnished
so why not him?
Spoiler: it's yet another cut out part of the game like a landslide of other content that could easily make second fricking Elden Ring and we don't meet him also because FromSoft are programmer hacks that aren't able to make an NPC move, only awkwardly teleport from place to place upon quest progression when player rests at a bonfire or quits out to the menu
Not only that.
The current endgame is multiple engames merged together. A lot of files digged out from the game imply that Farum Azula was optional content and current lines when getting the Rune of Death cutscene are spliced together parts of a larger dialogue which talks about Erdtree burning with "black flame", but it's clearly burning with normal flame.
It is implied that Marika may have schemed to have you do the dirty work of recovering the runes so that when Godfrey arrived to Leyndell he could just kill, take them and become elden lord again
that's the reason why in the cutscene the grace trail is pointing at you
if anything anon was putting it lightly with implied. that's explicitly what happens.
11 months ago
Anonymous
It's not because it doesn't happen, it's headcanon
godfrey showing up at the end of the game is a plothole
11 months ago
Anonymous
no you're just dumb. sucks to suck.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry, marika is dead, she's not sentient anymore, she's not "planning" anything. Godfrey teleporting to the end of the game is a plothole, just like how the tree burning is a plothole, just like the giant kiln teleporting you is a plothole, jsut like how maliketh and his death rune is a plothole
11 months ago
Anonymous
a-are you trying to say George is a hackfraud who cant write endings to save his life? No waaay
11 months ago
Anonymous
nta but while I do get that Godfrey is mentioned in the beginning of the game, and lore snippets across the world make reference to him, I suppose his arrival is a bit abrupt with such a lack of foreshadowing.
I prefer the idea that apparently was part of scrapped content, where the Tarnished had more contact with Godfrey long prior to the endgame.
11 months ago
Anonymous
that's not just an idea. you can find the cut dialogue on israelitetube. that came later though. if you didn't immediately understand the game being played when the grace heads to you then you weren't paying attention. not my problem.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I saw the grace, but again I just feel that it was so sudden. I suppose I just expected a little more of a sign of Godfrey making his way, something else in the environment, rather than just one map hint. >not my problem.
Well no need to play the rude and aloof card, I'm not calling you moronic over anything.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>rather than just one map hint.
you stop getting grace pointers at that point. then grace goes from morgott in godfrey's arms straight at you. if you payed attention and found out about marika's scheme through the churches with Melina and whatnot the game becomes clear. I'll explain it but it's not my problem if someone sprints to the end and wonders why they don't understand.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>duh grace duh expain duh game
Grace is also a plothole
11 months ago
Anonymous
no you're just dumb. sucks to suck.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Nope, it's a plothole. If marika controls grace and she's dead then who's controlling grace now (plot hole)
If marika controls grace then that means she banished the one group of entities that could have stopped the wars between her children (plot hole, plot convenience)
If the elden ring controls grace (plot hole)
If something else controls grace (plot hole)
Grace is a plot hole
11 months ago
Anonymous
she's not dead you're just dumb. cope and seethe.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yes marika is dead, she died when she broke the elden ring
11 months ago
Anonymous
lol
lmao even
11 months ago
Anonymous
yeah she sure seems alive when her crusty fricking head falls off
11 months ago
Anonymous
even after you beat her body to pulp she's still not dead. that's how you reforge the ring. u dum homie. gg no re.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>literal pile of dust and rubble >she's not dead
I didn't know being delusional was a requirement to think this game has a story
11 months ago
Anonymous
t.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Only reduced to a pile of dust and rubble in the Frenzied Flame ending where EVERYTHING dies
Ok moron
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I didn't play the game
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Every ending but Ranni's and FFs: You put her fricking head back on and assume your place as her Elden Lord. Status: Probably still alive seeing how she was stuck up there, cracked to shit for however long it's been since the Shattering >Ranni's: She dissolves into sparkles as Ranni assumes Godhood. Status: Unknown >Frenzied Flame. Literal pile of dust as you burn everything to the ground. Status: Dead
Are you actually fricking moronic
11 months ago
Anonymous
>pile of rubble with a detached head >I put the head back on the rubble so it's alive now
that's not how common sense works you delusional turd
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Whining about how a borderline GOD can survive when we've seen 1. A dude chop his own arm off and use a dragon head as a living flamethrower, 2. A snake eat a dude and now said dudes head is in the snakes neck and he looks like something out of Geiger's wet dream. 3. a giant rips its own leg off and grows a face in his chest. 4. A demigod that is the living embodiment of space aids whose eyes and limbs are rotting off
And those were shitters compared to Marika's power. Radagon was missing an arm, part of his face and the majority of his chest and he fought us just fine.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>SHE'S ALIVE >why >I DON'T KNOW BUT SHE IS
are all loretrannies this delusional
11 months ago
Anonymous
>NO NO NO NO EVERYTHING MUST BE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING IF A GAME DOESN'T HAVE 30 TWO-HOUR LONG CUTSCENES SPOONFEEDING ME THE STORY IT'S SHIT
11 months ago
Anonymous
>admits everything he thinks about the game is headcanon
Thanks for pointing out how delusional the fanbase has gotten now that it's full of normalgays
11 months ago
Anonymous
What kind of shit reading comprehension do you have? Are you a spic?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Are you?
I can't imagine having the obsession to make up headcanon while also lacking the intelligence to see how moronic it is
11 months ago
Anonymous
She is literally alive, that's not headcanon. Go back to baking tacos for Mama Tia, Pedro, it's all you're good for.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Again you're obsessed with the topic, which is some kind of personality disorder, but you lack any kind of higher critical thinking functions to see how stupid your fanfiction is. So if anybody is a moronic Black person, it's you
11 months ago
Anonymous
SHE IS LITERALLY ALIVE IN GAME.
Is that simple enough for you, Marquez? Do I need to dumb it down even more? Here, let me try communicating with you in your language: TACO! TACO BURRITO CHALUPA SALSA TACO TACO SALSA TACO!
11 months ago
Anonymous
>SHE IS LITERALLY ALIVE IN GAME.
no
11 months ago
Anonymous
So you haven't played the game, got it. Back to the taco shop, Carlos.
11 months ago
Anonymous
cope delusional moron
11 months ago
Anonymous
>admits it
Concession accepted, tacomancer.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>why is your headcanon real >BECAUSE IT IS YOU Black person >i think it's more likely you're the Black person >troony >cope >HAHA YOU ADMITTED BEING A Black person
typical fromsoft loretroony
11 months ago
Anonymous
>character is alive in-game >UHHH NUH-UH THAT'S JUST YOUR HEADCANON
I knew Mexicans were stupid, but this is crazy.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I have no more argument so i'm going the troony route of ad hominem and deflecting
What did he mean by this
11 months ago
Anonymous
>why is your headcanon real >BECAUSE IT IS YOU Black person >i think it's more likely you're the Black person >NO ARGUMENT
fanbase literally filled with moronic shitskins
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Again you're obsessed with the topic, which is some kind of personality disorder, but you lack any kind of higher critical thinking functions to see how stupid your fanfiction is. So if anybody is a moronic Black person, it's you
I sure don't see you proving HOW Marika is dead whereas you have been provided with plenty of reasons why she is still alive. Instead you are trooning out in your argument
have a nice day at your earliest convenience please
11 months ago
Anonymous
>MARIKA IS ALIVE >never does anything in the game, a lifeless corpse >head falls off
11 months ago
Anonymous
>He thinks Marika is just a body when in Elden Ring basically nobody dies without True Death, they just respawn much later from the Erdtree with the recycled soul.
11 months ago
Anonymous
you lost fromshart, better luck next time
11 months ago
Anonymous
Not even the same guy, you are a lorelet moron. You know there's literally separation of body, soul and spirit as main theme of ER metaphysics?
11 months ago
Anonymous
>more moronic headcanon >muh themes
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Headcanon >The Black Knives used only part of the Rune of Death, which resulted in the death of Godwyn's soul but not his body, and from there the entire world, even shit not even attached to the mainland like Farum Azula, is infected with deathroot, all stemming from his still living corpse
It's literally spelled out in the game, carlos. Learn how to read.
Or better yet, actually play the game
11 months ago
Anonymous
>but muh troontuber told me
Don't care
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Cursemark of Death
Cursemark carved into the discarded flesh of Ranni the Witch.
Also known as the half-wheel wound of the centipede.
This cursemark was carved at the moment of Death of the first demigod, and should have taken the shape of a circle.
However, two demigods perished at the same time, breaking the cursemark into two half-wheels.
Ranni was the first of the demigods whose flesh perished, while the Prince of Death perished in soul alone. >Price of Death's Cyst
A fetid, overgrown cyst taken from facial flesh. Greatly raises vitality. (Vitality governs resistance to the effects of Death.) It is said that this cyst came from the corrupted visage of one unable to die a true Death. Indeed, it comes from the Prince of Death, scion of the golden bough and First of the Dead among the demigods. >Deathroot
A source that gives rise to Those Who Live in Death.
The Beast Clergyman, found at Bestial Sanctum in the distant east, collects and devours these roots.
On the night of the dire plot the stolen Rune of Death enabled the first Death of a demigod. Later, the Rune of Death spread across the Lands Between through the underground roots of the Greattree, sprouting in the form of Deathroot.
I know reading is a foreign concept to you, but you don't need some troony on youtube to tell you the story
11 months ago
Anonymous
Black person Grace doesn't even make any sense in this game because Marika is dead, none of the backstory is going to make sense
11 months ago
Anonymous
She's still alive in the Erdtree moron, she's been stuck up there since she broke the Elden Ring. She literally starts getting up before Radagon asserts control and fights us
11 months ago
Anonymous
>She's still alive
she's dead, you fight a reanimated corpse
11 months ago
Anonymous
lmfao I'm not reading all that shit you fricking homosexual
Frick your fanfiction
11 months ago
Anonymous
11 months ago
Anonymous
>his shifts goalposts to "she can't die, death doesn't exist!"
her fricking head fell off, also if you want to go "in canon" the player is in possession of the rune of death when he fights her reanimated corpse, so she's double dead
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Killing a body = she is dead
Lol
Lmao
11 months ago
Anonymous
>admits he's been screeching for an hour about you visually seeing her body in game and that means she's alive but now admits it's a dead corpse
Why does this game attract the craziest buttholes
11 months ago
Anonymous
You fight her reanimated corpse taken over by the Greater Will through the Elden Beast, but not Marika
Body, soul and spirit are different entities in the Lands Between
11 months ago
Anonymous
>okay I admit Marika is dead and the Marika you see is her dead corpse
I accept your concession
11 months ago
Anonymous
She's a literal god. She also reassumed her form after the Elden Beast turned her and Radagon into a fricking sword
11 months ago
Anonymous
>She's a literal god
and she destroyed the thing that gave her godhood
she's dead
11 months ago
Anonymous
>and she's dead
???
She's not dead, she's just imprisoned in the Erdtree
11 months ago
Anonymous
>alas i am returned >to be granted audience once more
how did he get here and why we never met him before?
we were also exiled and yet we met other Tarnished
so why not him?
Spoiler: it's yet another cut out part of the game like a landslide of other content that could easily make second fricking Elden Ring and we don't meet him also because FromSoft are programmer hacks that aren't able to make an NPC move, only awkwardly teleport from place to place upon quest progression when player rests at a bonfire or quits out to the menu
He came because the giant fricking tree is on fire, not that complicated
>Hoarah Loux, Chieftain of the Badlands >Great Godfrey, didst thou witness? >Godfrey, the First Elden Lord was banished >Long lost grace calls out to the Tarnished to return to the Lands Between; a new Elden Lord is needed to restore order >Godfrey is the father of the Tarnished >Godfrey returns to the Lands Between to retake his rightful place as Elden Lord >Comes back to find his recently deceased son Morgott >Grace points directly at you. You will now fight for the mantle of Elden Lord >Godfrey commends your journey and your efforts, but alas this title belongs to him >... >for no fricking reason whatsoever
Oh look. It's YET FRICKING ANOTHER RANNI-SIZE SIDEQUEST DISCOVERED IN GAME FILES FOR THE GAME.
OVER A FRICKING YEAR AFTER RELEASE.
Fricking embarassing. Anyone who still believes we didn't get a fricking Early Access game with shitton of cut content is moronic.
100% sure they ran out of time & fricked up their schedule due to covid
I was already skeptical at release with how broken some shit was (ie flames of the redmane breaking posture in 2 casts, bosses changing tracking mid attacks, boss AI repeating attacks over & over, Godskin Noble's roll cancel glitch).
The cut content just confirms it.
Unless I'm forgetting something MAJOR, he just gives the same people slightly different titles, we're not talking about significant plot/lore changes here, those are tweaks.
Yeah The Old Hunters is surprisingly good when the premise is shit gameplay like Micolash, Wet Nurse, Logarius, Darkbeast or Rom. Luckily Elden ring is great
You mean aside from being terribly basic and inferior to Gaiscoigne as positioning check boss? >Entire boss gimmick is literally intentionally breaking lock on with vertical attacks
He might not be fantastic but he's still a tier above the shitters you brought up That said I do still love Micolash, sure the fight is cancer but he's such a fricking loon that I love listening to him
I dropped it two times because of boredom, believe it or not. Time has passed and I played it until the end, now playing one more time to properly end all npc quests.
I miss when Miyazaki's games would leave the player engaged and curious about the world's lore instead of leaving the player just confused and indifferent
You don't need to be 170 to kill Malenia.
You don't even need a good build. You just need to use cheese weapons.
This was on a level 50 character, didn't fully upgrade my weapons so I can still invade in Liurnia, Altus Pleatau and Volcano Manor. It also lets me help people kill specific bosses.
Every time you fight her, teleport to a site of grace and teleport back. It helps reset the RNG bullshit that can happen to you in phase 2.
>THE GAME IS 10 HOURS LONG AND THERE'S ONLY 2 UNIQUE ENEMIES AND ONLY ONE VALID BUILD AND EVERYTHING WAS WRITTEN ON A PAPER NAPKIN FIVE HOURS BEFORE RELEASE
What's with the absurd hyperbole when people try to criticize this game?
I hate that, when people talk about the idiots making the lore videos, that fricking queer is still at the forefront. Still plagiarizing his ideas from Ganker and Reddit
He's going the "machinima" route now and making literal short "films" about Elden Ring, his last video was almost an hour long and I bet 80% of it is bullshit and the other 20 is shit he stole from other places
>This dorky girl is so fricking endearing that the fact that she's really a dopey looking snake with legs just makes her more endearing
Frick I love Rya
not that innocent and dorky in the end, depending on your actions >decided to continue her insane stepmother blasphemous ideas despite knowing the truth
of course, i couldn't kill her, she's very polite
She might be part of an assassins group, but she doesn't know whats REALLY going on in the manor. She is shocked and horrified to know theres a whole area hidden so close
Keep in mind, I never said innocent. Just dorky. But she is innocent in the whole "not actually part of feeding people to Rykard" aspect that Tanith's involved in
she is shocked but...
"I wish to set out on a journey.
So that one day, I can carry on Mother's work..."
also not "Rya's Letter", but "Zorayas", so fully embracing the serpent origin
it's good THOUGH, that's why i never used tonics on any npcs who discovered the truth
yet, i really like her too
I mean, the real purpose of the Manor is complete with Rykard's death, so she's really just setting up another assassin group.
Doesn't mean she isn't an utter sweetheart, just willing to kill people
11 months ago
Anonymous
i'd prefer her becoming some kind of a seprent princess, live peacefully with their race, enjoying the volcano and such
I did the whole game without using them. Save Radahn, I had no idea there were multiple towers where I could get them. The mechanic was handled very poorly
quite possibly the most moronic boss in the game lol
>quite possibly the most moronic boss in the game lol
Gave me a kek
Why do you this it is the most moronic?
Pisses him off that he gets nearly instakilled whenever he fails to dodge a grab like the shitter he is.
kek pretty funny how delayed attacks in elden ring throw roll spammers off
moronic but in like a grug smash kinda way
hoarah loux was fricking based
I don't believe anyone actually thinks this. ER has some very good bosses, but also some of the worse ones in the "series," and HL doesn't come close to them.
how is this dude so resistant to bleed and cold
Stop using shitter builds
>Northman warrior with dozens of scars and injuries
Damn I wonder how
His muscles are too hard for puny dex weapons.
The thought of dexgays getting bodied by this Hulk Hogan impersonator is amazing. Thanks for the laugh DEXtard.
quite possibly the most smartest boss in the game lol
prostitute-a-loo?
WARRIOR
prostitute-IOR
When he flung me into the air and slammed me into the ground like a fighting game I let out a big chuckle
Do you think Loux would be proud of a Tarnished superseding him?
>A tarnished superseding another tarnished
Why would he be proud?
>Thy strength befits a crown
Yes, actually. To the victor goes the spoils, and you just proved yourself stronger than he is
>You're both tarnished
>He kills you like 10 times
>It doesn't matter because Tarnished ressurect always
>You finally kill him once
>"Oh no I got killed once after I killed you 10 times, it's fricking joever, I can't beat you, don't ressurect me just throw my corpse in the trash"
Respawn aren't canon
They are. With the death rune not in place people can't die, that's why everybody is immortal, fromsoft just ignores this part of their own lore at their convenience
after you defeat maliketh respawns actually aren't canon anymore since you restored the rune of death
you didn't restore the rune of death because that would require you putting it on the elden ring
the rune is restored, which is why the Tree is burning down
yeah that's not how it works
the tree burning is a plothole
Greater Will actually
another plothole
>kills me 10 times
Yeah right lol. Fricker didn’t even kill me once on my first playthrough.
Marika’s troony boyfriend, however
every time you rest at grace the world refreshes
The Tarnished are all descended from Godfrey or so I thought. You are literally his child.
no, tarnished are random immortal jobbers that helped godfrey kill the giants, they were banished (for plot convenience) to come back during the events of the game
Only the Hero class. Samurai is from the Land of Reeds, Prisoner is from probably from the Carian family.
>literally appears out of blue for no fricking reason whatsoever
and Fromdrones will still pretend we weren't sold a fricking shitty Early Access game with half of the content cut out or rewritten
Elden Ring is a total fricking mess
> half of the content cut
> at least 50 hours of gameplay
Please stop, it's embarrassing
and here we fricking go
typical fromdrone
you do realize, you stupid Black person monkey, that the game could have even 200 hours of content and still be unfinished if they planned for 400, right?
all of that 200 hours of content could be half-assed and not properly fleshed out, just like it is in the fricking game, you absolute moron
please don't use the nword in my thread friendo
>at least 50 hours of gameplay
most of that gameplay are repeat bosses (with average repeat rate of over 3.5), repeat caves, repeat dungeons and really lackluster last 1/3rd of the game with no unique enemy whatsoever
They couldve cut ALL reused bosses and the caves/dungeons and the last third of the game and it would be a 9/10 and still mog anything to come out in years. It is also one the best looking games to exist and one the best games to feel "adventure" in a video game. Like it or not, this game is the king of games and your favorite is forever lost and overshadowed by even the most lcd sony movie trash. Have a good day check my 6 homosexual
Agreed about the experience of adventure in the game, but
>They couldve cut ALL reused bosses and the caves/dungeons and the last third of the game
They probably should have, or at least had a maximum of one repeat for any given boss. One reskin with some different abilities would be even better. More isn't always better, and by most standards, the game would still be huge and great.
>literally appears out of blue for no fricking reason whatsoever
>he didnt understand the story of elden ring
why is it always brainlets that hate elden ring?
they probably skipped the opening powerpoint
>story of elden ring
if all the tarnished were jobbers that got grafted how was godfrey afk at the end of the game, a tarnished? Shouldn't he have killed godrick
Godrick was so pathetic people kept letting him live. Morgott beat his army, Radahn rolled up on him IIRC, and then Malenia slapped his shit when he got a bit too big for his britches but none of them killed him
none of those people were tarnished
if it's their destiny to kill godrick then that mean godrick killed all tarnished before you. Which means godfrey should have killed godrick since he is also tarnished, but he didn't because videogame
the story doesn't make any sense
Timelines are fricking weird. Vyke allegedly was the closest to becoming Elden Lord, and he made it to Lyndell so he HAD to have gotten a Rune or 2, but all of the Runes are still held by their bearers. I don't think there's concurrent timelines in Elden Ring like there is in the Souls series
vyke is borderline cut content like always and probably not even remotely canon, they did this in DS3 too with the guy on the cover
They eventually recycled Soul of Cinder's original concept into Gael, wouldn't be surprised if they did something similar this DLC
vyke is a walking plothole
my guess is that he somehow has or had ranni's and miquella's great runes
Ah yes the "timeline is convoluted" aka we can just make up shit on the spot and not worry about glaring plotholes.
God FromSoft are utter hacks.
i agree that shit flew in ds1 (if we believe a complete madman / the dlc lore) but here it makes no sense to bring up.
>but all of the Runes are still held by their bearers.
moron lol
>but all of the Runes are still held by their bearers.
That's not true, Ranni and Miquella great runes are missing
>The rune we can collect
Ex-fricking-cuse me for not specifying
>if it's their destiny to kill godrick
why would you assume that?
you can literally walk around stormveil castle and ignore godrick
If that's the case then practically all tarnished wouldn't be dead, killed by godrick
all tarnished arent dead
see the many tarnished still roaming the lands
wow... like 2
totally not compeltely wiped out
any number you want to think of + Loux
good job, you can do arithmetic now
>your theory is wrong because not all tarnished were killed by godrick
>source?
>uh I made it up
Vaatividya?
Loux is alive, the other tarnished are alive. I played the game and paid attention. You didn't, and couldnt even understand spoonfed imformation by souls youtubers. What is wrong with you?
>there's hundreds of tarnished all over the place
>in my imagination
what a dogshit game
big moron moment
>everything makes sense in the lore if I imagine it makes sense by making shit up
you're the perfect kind of moron fromsoft fan
see
>He didn't turn on the online feature
Anon... I...
>online is canon
>it's just dork souls over again
lol
is canon
Yes
>it's just recycled dork souls with zero originality
What was this dude's problem anyway?
da man whom eatin da poo poo wants to dine tonight
wait what are the top left, top mid, and the one to the left of the fire giant? i haven't played the game in over a year so maybe that's it, but i don't recognize them.
hes mentioned in the intro and referenced multiple times across the story by npcs/items
why wouldnt the FRICKING KING be not here if you can fight all of the other guys that appear in the cutscene
oh yes, the shitty PowerPoint intro that is TOTALLY not slapped concept art in last minute because they rewrote the game so much they had to remove the original CGI one
>no fricking reason whatsoever
He was there to reclaim the Elden Ring same as you dumbass.
how did he get here and why we never met him before?
>How did he get here
Probably walked or teleported through grace like we do
As to why we never met him, he was fricking exiled, he hasn't been in the Lands Between for a long time
we were also exiled and yet we met other Tarnished
so why not him?
Spoiler: it's yet another cut out part of the game like a landslide of other content that could easily make second fricking Elden Ring and we don't meet him also because FromSoft are programmer hacks that aren't able to make an npc move, only awkwardly teleport from place to place upon quest progression when player rests at a bonfire or quits out to the menu
I always assumed he just happened to arrive in Lyndell between us burning the tree and waking up in Lyndell
Which doesn't explain why Gideon is still in one piece, one would think Godfrey would snap his b***h ass in half on the way up
Not only that.
The current endgame is multiple engames merged together. A lot of files digged out from the game imply that Farum Azula was optional content and current lines when getting the Rune of Death cutscene are spliced together parts of a larger dialogue which talks about Erdtree burning with "black flame", but it's clearly burning with normal flame.
it would make sense that maliketh was optional because of how gimmicky he is
It is implied that Marika may have schemed to have you do the dirty work of recovering the runes so that when Godfrey arrived to Leyndell he could just kill, take them and become elden lord again
that's the reason why in the cutscene the grace trail is pointing at you
>It is implied
no that's headcanon
if anything anon was putting it lightly with implied. that's explicitly what happens.
It's not because it doesn't happen, it's headcanon
godfrey showing up at the end of the game is a plothole
no you're just dumb. sucks to suck.
Sorry, marika is dead, she's not sentient anymore, she's not "planning" anything. Godfrey teleporting to the end of the game is a plothole, just like how the tree burning is a plothole, just like the giant kiln teleporting you is a plothole, jsut like how maliketh and his death rune is a plothole
a-are you trying to say George is a hackfraud who cant write endings to save his life? No waaay
nta but while I do get that Godfrey is mentioned in the beginning of the game, and lore snippets across the world make reference to him, I suppose his arrival is a bit abrupt with such a lack of foreshadowing.
I prefer the idea that apparently was part of scrapped content, where the Tarnished had more contact with Godfrey long prior to the endgame.
that's not just an idea. you can find the cut dialogue on israelitetube. that came later though. if you didn't immediately understand the game being played when the grace heads to you then you weren't paying attention. not my problem.
I saw the grace, but again I just feel that it was so sudden. I suppose I just expected a little more of a sign of Godfrey making his way, something else in the environment, rather than just one map hint.
>not my problem.
Well no need to play the rude and aloof card, I'm not calling you moronic over anything.
>rather than just one map hint.
you stop getting grace pointers at that point. then grace goes from morgott in godfrey's arms straight at you. if you payed attention and found out about marika's scheme through the churches with Melina and whatnot the game becomes clear. I'll explain it but it's not my problem if someone sprints to the end and wonders why they don't understand.
>duh grace duh expain duh game
Grace is also a plothole
no you're just dumb. sucks to suck.
Nope, it's a plothole. If marika controls grace and she's dead then who's controlling grace now (plot hole)
If marika controls grace then that means she banished the one group of entities that could have stopped the wars between her children (plot hole, plot convenience)
If the elden ring controls grace (plot hole)
If something else controls grace (plot hole)
Grace is a plot hole
she's not dead you're just dumb. cope and seethe.
Yes marika is dead, she died when she broke the elden ring
lol
lmao even
yeah she sure seems alive when her crusty fricking head falls off
even after you beat her body to pulp she's still not dead. that's how you reforge the ring. u dum homie. gg no re.
>literal pile of dust and rubble
>she's not dead
I didn't know being delusional was a requirement to think this game has a story
t.
>Only reduced to a pile of dust and rubble in the Frenzied Flame ending where EVERYTHING dies
Ok moron
>I didn't play the game
>Every ending but Ranni's and FFs: You put her fricking head back on and assume your place as her Elden Lord. Status: Probably still alive seeing how she was stuck up there, cracked to shit for however long it's been since the Shattering
>Ranni's: She dissolves into sparkles as Ranni assumes Godhood. Status: Unknown
>Frenzied Flame. Literal pile of dust as you burn everything to the ground. Status: Dead
Are you actually fricking moronic
>pile of rubble with a detached head
>I put the head back on the rubble so it's alive now
that's not how common sense works you delusional turd
>Whining about how a borderline GOD can survive when we've seen 1. A dude chop his own arm off and use a dragon head as a living flamethrower, 2. A snake eat a dude and now said dudes head is in the snakes neck and he looks like something out of Geiger's wet dream. 3. a giant rips its own leg off and grows a face in his chest. 4. A demigod that is the living embodiment of space aids whose eyes and limbs are rotting off
And those were shitters compared to Marika's power. Radagon was missing an arm, part of his face and the majority of his chest and he fought us just fine.
>SHE'S ALIVE
>why
>I DON'T KNOW BUT SHE IS
are all loretrannies this delusional
>NO NO NO NO EVERYTHING MUST BE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING IF A GAME DOESN'T HAVE 30 TWO-HOUR LONG CUTSCENES SPOONFEEDING ME THE STORY IT'S SHIT
>admits everything he thinks about the game is headcanon
Thanks for pointing out how delusional the fanbase has gotten now that it's full of normalgays
What kind of shit reading comprehension do you have? Are you a spic?
Are you?
I can't imagine having the obsession to make up headcanon while also lacking the intelligence to see how moronic it is
She is literally alive, that's not headcanon. Go back to baking tacos for Mama Tia, Pedro, it's all you're good for.
Again you're obsessed with the topic, which is some kind of personality disorder, but you lack any kind of higher critical thinking functions to see how stupid your fanfiction is. So if anybody is a moronic Black person, it's you
SHE IS LITERALLY ALIVE IN GAME.
Is that simple enough for you, Marquez? Do I need to dumb it down even more? Here, let me try communicating with you in your language: TACO! TACO BURRITO CHALUPA SALSA TACO TACO SALSA TACO!
>SHE IS LITERALLY ALIVE IN GAME.
no
So you haven't played the game, got it. Back to the taco shop, Carlos.
cope delusional moron
>admits it
Concession accepted, tacomancer.
>why is your headcanon real
>BECAUSE IT IS YOU Black person
>i think it's more likely you're the Black person
>troony
>cope
>HAHA YOU ADMITTED BEING A Black person
typical fromsoft loretroony
>character is alive in-game
>UHHH NUH-UH THAT'S JUST YOUR HEADCANON
I knew Mexicans were stupid, but this is crazy.
>I have no more argument so i'm going the troony route of ad hominem and deflecting
What did he mean by this
>why is your headcanon real
>BECAUSE IT IS YOU Black person
>i think it's more likely you're the Black person
>NO ARGUMENT
fanbase literally filled with moronic shitskins
>Again you're obsessed with the topic, which is some kind of personality disorder, but you lack any kind of higher critical thinking functions to see how stupid your fanfiction is. So if anybody is a moronic Black person, it's you
I sure don't see you proving HOW Marika is dead whereas you have been provided with plenty of reasons why she is still alive. Instead you are trooning out in your argument
have a nice day at your earliest convenience please
>MARIKA IS ALIVE
>never does anything in the game, a lifeless corpse
>head falls off
>He thinks Marika is just a body when in Elden Ring basically nobody dies without True Death, they just respawn much later from the Erdtree with the recycled soul.
you lost fromshart, better luck next time
Not even the same guy, you are a lorelet moron. You know there's literally separation of body, soul and spirit as main theme of ER metaphysics?
>more moronic headcanon
>muh themes
>Headcanon
>The Black Knives used only part of the Rune of Death, which resulted in the death of Godwyn's soul but not his body, and from there the entire world, even shit not even attached to the mainland like Farum Azula, is infected with deathroot, all stemming from his still living corpse
It's literally spelled out in the game, carlos. Learn how to read.
Or better yet, actually play the game
>but muh troontuber told me
Don't care
>Cursemark of Death
Cursemark carved into the discarded flesh of Ranni the Witch.
Also known as the half-wheel wound of the centipede.
This cursemark was carved at the moment of Death of the first demigod, and should have taken the shape of a circle.
However, two demigods perished at the same time, breaking the cursemark into two half-wheels.
Ranni was the first of the demigods whose flesh perished, while the Prince of Death perished in soul alone.
>Price of Death's Cyst
A fetid, overgrown cyst taken from facial flesh. Greatly raises vitality. (Vitality governs resistance to the effects of Death.) It is said that this cyst came from the corrupted visage of one unable to die a true Death. Indeed, it comes from the Prince of Death, scion of the golden bough and First of the Dead among the demigods.
>Deathroot
A source that gives rise to Those Who Live in Death.
The Beast Clergyman, found at Bestial Sanctum in the distant east, collects and devours these roots.
On the night of the dire plot the stolen Rune of Death enabled the first Death of a demigod. Later, the Rune of Death spread across the Lands Between through the underground roots of the Greattree, sprouting in the form of Deathroot.
I know reading is a foreign concept to you, but you don't need some troony on youtube to tell you the story
Black person Grace doesn't even make any sense in this game because Marika is dead, none of the backstory is going to make sense
She's still alive in the Erdtree moron, she's been stuck up there since she broke the Elden Ring. She literally starts getting up before Radagon asserts control and fights us
>She's still alive
she's dead, you fight a reanimated corpse
lmfao I'm not reading all that shit you fricking homosexual
Frick your fanfiction
>his shifts goalposts to "she can't die, death doesn't exist!"
her fricking head fell off, also if you want to go "in canon" the player is in possession of the rune of death when he fights her reanimated corpse, so she's double dead
>Killing a body = she is dead
Lol
Lmao
>admits he's been screeching for an hour about you visually seeing her body in game and that means she's alive but now admits it's a dead corpse
Why does this game attract the craziest buttholes
You fight her reanimated corpse taken over by the Greater Will through the Elden Beast, but not Marika
Body, soul and spirit are different entities in the Lands Between
>okay I admit Marika is dead and the Marika you see is her dead corpse
I accept your concession
She's a literal god. She also reassumed her form after the Elden Beast turned her and Radagon into a fricking sword
>She's a literal god
and she destroyed the thing that gave her godhood
she's dead
>and she's dead
???
She's not dead, she's just imprisoned in the Erdtree
>alas i am returned
>to be granted audience once more
He came because the giant fricking tree is on fire, not that complicated
wow maybe the player should have been allowed to walk to the endgame too because it's an open world game
You can, there are like 2 locked progression points in the whole game
>Hoarah Loux, Chieftain of the Badlands
>Great Godfrey, didst thou witness?
>Godfrey, the First Elden Lord was banished
>Long lost grace calls out to the Tarnished to return to the Lands Between; a new Elden Lord is needed to restore order
>Godfrey is the father of the Tarnished
>Godfrey returns to the Lands Between to retake his rightful place as Elden Lord
>Comes back to find his recently deceased son Morgott
>Grace points directly at you. You will now fight for the mantle of Elden Lord
>Godfrey commends your journey and your efforts, but alas this title belongs to him
>...
>for no fricking reason whatsoever
he came back fora good reason. to wed marika, 2 meter tall amazon woman, possibly taller.
imagine
based moron not paying attention to ANYTHING and being a murderhobo in every game
>still pretending like this game has a story
>still pretending he has reading comprehension
>still pretending like this game has a story
>doubling down
>still pretending he isn't a moronic manchild
2.5/10 bait.
>intro cutscene
>several items in game that references from
>talking to melina reveals that he's been sent away at the behest of marika
Worst character, worst boss and worst threads on Ganker
>DLC isn't the badlands
WHAT
IS
EVEN
THE
FRICKING
POINT
Went down like a b***h.
He should have been the final boss
Rennala did literally nothing wrong, and Radagon is a stupid, unfaithful little Black person who deserved to be crucified in the tree with Marika
her hat is dumb though
Big, goofy hats kind of run in the family. Every one of those 4 frickers has one, and you can see Rykard's when the snake is eating his face
never knew rykard had a hat, interesting
Obviously he isn't wearing it when he wakes up during the battle
oh his hat is dumb too only ranni has a cool hat
>Big goofy hats
I never said Rykard or Radahn had COOL hats
tru dat muh homie
>DUNG EATER
>OOOOOOOOHHHHH
>Draw a cat
>Call it a dog
What did they mean by this
>miura died before elden ring came out
shame I wonder what he would have thought about it
>True horror
Oh no, an attractive, naked woman! Whatever will I do!
She will plap plap plap you and give you aids
You literally have in game, fully voiced lines for completely different backstories of major characters in the game.
They literally were making shit up on the spot and rewriting shit as early as weeks before release.
100% sure they ran out of time & fricked up their schedule due to covid
I was already skeptical at release with how broken some shit was (ie flames of the redmane breaking posture in 2 casts, bosses changing tracking mid attacks, boss AI repeating attacks over & over, Godskin Noble's roll cancel glitch).
The cut content just confirms it.
>le cut content
Kys
Please explain how him mentioning Rykard and Ranni here is equal to "completely different backstories of major characters in the game"
Unless I'm forgetting something MAJOR, he just gives the same people slightly different titles, we're not talking about significant plot/lore changes here, those are tweaks.
Kino moment
Oh look. It's YET FRICKING ANOTHER RANNI-SIZE SIDEQUEST DISCOVERED IN GAME FILES FOR THE GAME.
OVER A FRICKING YEAR AFTER RELEASE.
Fricking embarassing. Anyone who still believes we didn't get a fricking Early Access game with shitton of cut content is moronic.
>he pronounces gaol as "gay-all"
>Blade
no idea who this guy is but he's moronic
also
>Kayl
damn
breddy sure that's just gay-eye-enhanced™ TTS
>early access
Pretty impressive amount of content for an ea game shitposter.
Why did they make the lion roar 10 times louder than every other sound in the game
small indie studio
because it's cool you pussy homosexual
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
NOW WE CAN DIVAU GADS TOOGEZA
TOGETHAAAA
MHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRASSFAMILYYY
imagine being filtered by a fantasy story
average british woman
would
>average british woman
based alternate universe traveler
yeah I'm from the 1900's
shpirit chewning
spirit chu~
CH00000NAN
His dlc will surpass even the old hunters, and all shazamtrannies will neck themselves(again). Believe it.
kind of hard to have a good dlc when the base game is so shit
Yeah The Old Hunters is surprisingly good when the premise is shit gameplay like Micolash, Wet Nurse, Logarius, Darkbeast or Rom. Luckily Elden ring is great
Logarius is fine, frick you talking about
You mean aside from being terribly basic and inferior to Gaiscoigne as positioning check boss?
>Entire boss gimmick is literally intentionally breaking lock on with vertical attacks
He might not be fantastic but he's still a tier above the shitters you brought up
That said I do still love Micolash, sure the fight is cancer but he's such a fricking loon that I love listening to him
And it's still miles below ER main bosses
>the two games with the best combat and bosses are B tier
i hate Ganker so much
nice list, goy
have a nice day
I did not finish Elden Ring. I did not find it fun or entertaining. It has a definite lack of soul.
Nah the soul is there, it's just drowning in the open world shit.
I dropped it two times because of boredom, believe it or not. Time has passed and I played it until the end, now playing one more time to properly end all npc quests.
I miss when Miyazaki's games would leave the player engaged and curious about the world's lore instead of leaving the player just confused and indifferent
>leaving the player just confused and indifferent
That's all his games if you don't bother with any item descriptions.
I put my foolish ambitions to rest at RL170. I stand no chance against neither Maliketh nor Malenia. No ending for me, it seems.
both fights are literally quicktime events. you gotta be kidding me
Did you try using spirit ashes malenia is optional
You're only a loser when you quit.
Not my problem.
hilarious
you are so fricking overleveled and probably using summons too
You don't need to be 170 to kill Malenia.
You don't even need a good build. You just need to use cheese weapons.
This was on a level 50 character, didn't fully upgrade my weapons so I can still invade in Liurnia, Altus Pleatau and Volcano Manor. It also lets me help people kill specific bosses.
Every time you fight her, teleport to a site of grace and teleport back. It helps reset the RNG bullshit that can happen to you in phase 2.
it's crazy how bleed doubles your dps and frost nearly triples it and fromsoft was just like "yeah okay"
>THE GAME IS 10 HOURS LONG AND THERE'S ONLY 2 UNIQUE ENEMIES AND ONLY ONE VALID BUILD AND EVERYTHING WAS WRITTEN ON A PAPER NAPKIN FIVE HOURS BEFORE RELEASE
What's with the absurd hyperbole when people try to criticize this game?
because their criticisms are literally wrong and have no grounds at all
i wish i still had my going into games machine so godfrey could stomp andf do girthquakes on my balls
FACT: Morgott is the strongest demi-god.
i wish he had double the health
i think his fight is actually one of the hardest its just bleed and shit insta gibs him
Doubling his health would not make him more resistant to bleed
Radahnchads, our retort!?
>MOMMY HELP MEEE
>jumps at you
>slows down for 3/4ths of a second mid-air
>grabs you and does a vigor check since armor will never be flat reduction ever again
Kino. Simply kino.
More like
HOARAH LOUX
KINO
YARRA LOO
Shit boss in a shit game, fitting
WAAAAAAAAAARIOOOOOOOOOOOOR
None of these shitty rollslop games have a story.
>B-BUT troonyTROODYA'S VIDEO ESSAY S-SAID
Yawn.
I hate that, when people talk about the idiots making the lore videos, that fricking queer is still at the forefront. Still plagiarizing his ideas from Ganker and Reddit
Fromshit loretubers are fricking embarrassing as a whole but that homosexual is a cut above
Even before the plagiarism shit came to light I still fricking hated his pretentious ass. Just such a gigantic homosexual
He's going the "machinima" route now and making literal short "films" about Elden Ring, his last video was almost an hour long and I bet 80% of it is bullshit and the other 20 is shit he stole from other places
I love the first phase of the fight
feels like a Dark Souls 1 boss cranked up to 11
HOARAH LOUX
WARIO
I laughed
and yet another easy win against moronic fromsharts lol
i hope we see more rya in the DLC
>This dorky girl is so fricking endearing that the fact that she's really a dopey looking snake with legs just makes her more endearing
Frick I love Rya
not that innocent and dorky in the end, depending on your actions
>decided to continue her insane stepmother blasphemous ideas despite knowing the truth
of course, i couldn't kill her, she's very polite
She might be part of an assassins group, but she doesn't know whats REALLY going on in the manor. She is shocked and horrified to know theres a whole area hidden so close
Keep in mind, I never said innocent. Just dorky. But she is innocent in the whole "not actually part of feeding people to Rykard" aspect that Tanith's involved in
she is shocked but...
"I wish to set out on a journey.
So that one day, I can carry on Mother's work..."
also not "Rya's Letter", but "Zorayas", so fully embracing the serpent origin
it's good THOUGH, that's why i never used tonics on any npcs who discovered the truth
yet, i really like her too
I mean, the real purpose of the Manor is complete with Rykard's death, so she's really just setting up another assassin group.
Doesn't mean she isn't an utter sweetheart, just willing to kill people
i'd prefer her becoming some kind of a seprent princess, live peacefully with their race, enjoying the volcano and such
>people telling me I'm still in the early game despite already played 30 fricking hours
i ended my big playthrough at ~75, still missed some shit
KINO
hueg muscles or small head?
I swear I have the same body but look worse cause my head is way larger in proportion
>still no mod where we can powerbomb enemies
fug
Why does such a successfully well made and household game draw so much anger from the Ganker hivemind?
what's your IQ?
So essentially they're pissed a game of such quality isn't made for a genre of games they like
ranking of the fights from the final boss rush, official:
maliketh > godfrey > elden beast > hoarah loux > radagon > gurranq > gideon
The presentation of this boss was great but actually fighting him was the most soulsuckingly bad experience I've ever had in my life.
He has the best armor set in the game, one of very few that isn't all old and fricked up
I just wanna say that the whole concept of great runes are so ass. You could go the whole game without using them.
I did the whole game without using them. Save Radahn, I had no idea there were multiple towers where I could get them. The mechanic was handled very poorly
Its almost inconsequential whether you use them or not. Only early game one of them has some use to it.
they were going to be the same thing as lord souls for your lordvessel but I guess they cut that part out
>his stando pawa is holding him back
He smashed mommy Marika pussy. That's all i need to know to call him based.
>use mimic tear summon
>it's weak af, literally the worst summon I've ever summoned
It's dogshit unless you max it out. The difference between a +9 and +10 mimic is night and day.
Mimic Tear didst me good service, but I traded him in for Tiche first chance I got. Can't beat life drain.
TISKY = BEST
MOAR
Why did Horror Louis kill Sash? He could have just told him lol get off you slacker
Godwyn chads, rise up
It takes a certain amount of intelligence to feel how good the WARRIOR line was. Many anons were filtered
elden ring was good and several bosses were elite
but frick I just wish the music was as good as DS1/2/3/BB