Unfortunately, the dust will never settle on one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
This. >Waaaaah I'm rich now but I can't seem to simp hard enough to make some c**t love me
The only reason it's a "classic" is because they needed cheap literature to give out to soldiers in WW1 and there were all these unsold copies of the book lying around.
>Da Grate Gadsbee
FRICKING BORING AS SIN. Only a depressed rich loser could make a story about the roaring 20s lifestyle of the rich and beautiful boring as frick.
Holy shit frick that book and frick you for even pretending it's worth reading. butthole. have a nice day.
>*muffled voice emanating from inside the coffin* >yes yes, well done slytherin well done slytherin >*dumbledore's reanimated corpse bursts out of his tomb* >HOWEVER
>*muffled voice emanating from inside the coffin* >yes yes, well done slytherin well done slytherin >*dumbledore's reanimated corpse bursts out of his tomb* >HOWEVER
>*muffled voice emanating from inside the coffin* >yes yes, well done slytherin well done slytherin >*dumbledore's reanimated corpse bursts out of his tomb* >HOWEVER
the AIslop faces of the background characters are the stuff of nightmares
>entire game is about getting ancient magic which cures pain >simultaneous storyline about a kid who's sister is in intense pain due to a curse >can't use the ancient magic on the pain >hurr durr it's only emotional painnnnnn
I tried it recently. I got to a point where I opened up another part of the map to the South, I looked around and realized it was the same ugly, bland and empty overworld the rest of the map was and I haven't picked it up since. Hogwarts itself is kind of comfy, but Prisoner of Azkaban is still the better game.
>limited interaction with chums outside missions >protag is a remorseless serial killer, it gets never addressed >can use """""forbidden""""" curses, no one bats an eye, even if you Abra Kadabra the whole hallway.
no cap for real straight up lowkey finna dab on god
Unfortunately, the dust will never settle on one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
> a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the
It's not even sunday. We only post this pasta on sundays.
>1984
>high tier
Gatsby was legitimately terrible
This.
>Waaaaah I'm rich now but I can't seem to simp hard enough to make some c**t love me
The only reason it's a "classic" is because they needed cheap literature to give out to soldiers in WW1 and there were all these unsold copies of the book lying around.
clifford is really that good?
its kino
Most generic tier list ever
>Da Grate Gadsbee
FRICKING BORING AS SIN. Only a depressed rich loser could make a story about the roaring 20s lifestyle of the rich and beautiful boring as frick.
Holy shit frick that book and frick you for even pretending it's worth reading. butthole. have a nice day.
>Didn't even finish the pasta
What are you, stupid?
>all these replies seriously critiquing the list
jesus christ it’s an ancient pasta, the guy even fricked up and cut it off halfway through
i got the joke anon don't worry
>*muffled voice emanating from inside the coffin*
>yes yes, well done slytherin well done slytherin
>*dumbledore's reanimated corpse bursts out of his tomb*
>HOWEVER
>he died calmly
Slytheringays = removed
Where are the students of color?
Black could be anywhere
the AIslop faces of the background characters are the stuff of nightmares
Would this game be good for a grade schooler who likes harry potter?
He'll get bored once he leaves the castle area, ~5 hours in. The entire game around it is basically Far Cry: Scotland Edition.
did you play with mods?
there are kunni mods?
Who plays with mods on their first playthrough?
a man of taste
me
Jeff Mangum, is that you?
only the no underwear one
they aren't going to do anything good with the game anyway
It was but cant wait for the sequel for the troony rage
>entire game is about getting ancient magic which cures pain
>simultaneous storyline about a kid who's sister is in intense pain due to a curse
>can't use the ancient magic on the pain
>hurr durr it's only emotional painnnnnn
The whole point of the story is to show how taking the pain from a person is a really bad idea
>doesn't even give you a choice
>2023
>still no nude Zenobia mods
>still no princess Leia slave outfit Zenobia mod
A crime.
remember when vee got tricked into buying the most woke game of all time to spite le trannies
I tried it recently. I got to a point where I opened up another part of the map to the South, I looked around and realized it was the same ugly, bland and empty overworld the rest of the map was and I haven't picked it up since. Hogwarts itself is kind of comfy, but Prisoner of Azkaban is still the better game.
>limited interaction with chums outside missions
>protag is a remorseless serial killer, it gets never addressed
>can use """""forbidden""""" curses, no one bats an eye, even if you Abra Kadabra the whole hallway.
How the professors just go along with you using naughty magic just makes it seem silly.
Somehow smashing people into the ground isn't unforgivable.