Why don't you just change your PS5 region to new zealand and play it right now??
I have it pre loaded on PS5 mind if I wait here with you guys?
Xbox preload here. Okay if I wait to? I’m actually about to go to the store to get snacks….what should I get? I’m thinking mini donuts, chips, and soda.
what good is a physical map anyway? i've only ever bought two collector's editions in my life and that's because they actually had quality shit. the first was swtor, the second was fallout 4.
Fallout 3's physical map was awesome because on one side it had all the named locations and on the other it had every possible area a random encounter of a certain type could occur, as well as unnamed enclave camps
I like cloth maps because they are cool. I need to get a bunch of mine framed, and I’m trying to get a UO cloth map (my T2A map is paper). Also getting the deluxe edition of FFXVI specifically for the cloth map.
The game runs like mediocre ass on PS5/XSX, it's gonna be a house fire just on PS4/Xbone alone.
Switch version is gonna either be a literal 240p slideshow or cancelled.
Seriously based. The more you think about it, the more you realise Hufflepuff is the true House of the heroes journey and spirit. It's like Gattsu and his powers of rage and determination.
They change the order you meet the companions, what common room you can access, what house friends you can make (not companions) and what color clothing accents you get. Otherwise not much.
Just be aware the Slytherin did get the most work put into it by far and that Ravenclaw is borderline unfinished in regards to both its ugly common room and the horrible companion/house friends it has. My god does the Ravenclaw companion have the worst voice acting in the game.
In terms of overall enjoyment/level of polish:
Slytherin >>> Hufflepuff > Gryfindor >>> Ravenclaw
I have sex regularly so I couldn't care less about that nonsense either way
I just want to be a wizard and explore a huge magical world. Also saw that combat webm earlier and it looks passable
>anon is going to seethe at people paying money to buy a video game, something he cannot do because he spent all his money on meds that he is currently not taking
SEETHE
That's weird. I was able to bypass starwars squadrons on pc when it first came out by doing that. Would it be any different?
yeah nobody cared for star wars squadrons, that shit was doa. you can go ahead and try to vpn unlock the game now if you've got it preloaded, but idk if it will work. new zealand is where you'll want to set it to.
The sad part is that this is a, and i shit you not, troon game.
https://twitter.com/Doctor_Gamma/status/1622543720498315269?t=bpVwoafgBm1jnhR_2m6FqQ&s=19
No, I'm going to shill it because I played Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on PC as a kid and I've been wanting an actual proper game set in the Harry Potter universe for over 15 years.
>because I played Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on PC
damn it i was hoping you wouldn't end up in this thread
i suppose i can tolerate you better than that half blood prince game homosexual
watched Philosopher's Stone this morning.
How does Voldemort continue to trust Snape after he subverts Quirrel's plans multiple times?
How does Harry continue to distrust Snape after Quirrel tells him Snape saved him and subverted his other plans?
Snape says to Bellatrix in one of the later books that he was not aware Quirrel was helping Voldemort until after Quirrel was dead and meanwhile Voldemort feared Snape had really turned against him so Voldemort did not reveal himself to Snape. Voldemort was very weak when he was with Quirrel and if Snape had actually turned on him and found out he’d have easily killed Quirrel. Essentially it was a misunderstanding between the two, had Snape actually known I don’t know what he’d have done as he’s a double agent.
You can learn dark magic if you want. Hell, if you rush the killing curse and use it on enemies during the story, it will even be commented on. But sadly you cannot go full hardcore evil and call for mudblood genocide or anything like that.
>video game has trans character >allows you to make "trans" protagonist >JK has 0 (ZERO) involvement in the game besides being the creator of the HP world >people shitting on the game just because of IP reasons
why aren't they being tolerant? isn't that the whole point...
Someone should compile a list of all the media they consume and day-to-day conveniences they partake in that are morally flawed. Like posting on Twitter with an iPhone primarily constructed in sweatshops with 18 hour work days and less than a living wage.
But hey, they can't talk about that for internet brownie points, so god forbid you point it out to them.
Troons will be mad no matter what and rowling laughed her way to the bank when the published purchased the rights to HP, both sides are living on eachothers heads rent free on extra innings basically.
>Troons will be mad no matter what
Of course they will, but now I get to be part of that -and- play a game I've wanted since I was a kid. It's a win/win.
I just want to run it at 1080p 144hz so I don't think I'll have any issues
Also posting disingenuous WEBMs is standard fare for any new major release so only newbies may fall for your bait
It's a shader caching issue common in unoptimized UE games. It doesn't matter what settings you're on. Every time you enter new areas and the scene has to update the rendering pipeline, you're going to get horrible choke and stutter until it buffers out.
You're better off waiting for the patch that precaches your shit when you first launch the game.
You wont be able to even start the game anon if thats not some bait or shitpost. That CPU is too old and it doesnt support some instruction sets and other shit like Avx and more.
Not a bait. I literally only play mmos and old games. Last new AAA I played was Jedi Fallen Order and it ran fine on low settings. I have no idea if next gen is even possible to open, but I guess I'll refund it if not. Not gonna pay thousands for new PC when I hate 99% of new games anyway.
You wont be able to even start the game anon if thats not some bait or shitpost. That CPU is too old and it doesnt support some instruction sets and other shit like Avx and more.
MC is a boring twat anyway. Why would people care about them over the companions
It was a silly decision to hand the climax to his character arc if that's how it ends
everyone knows there's no quidditch, that's not a secret at all.
I just want to run it at 1080p 144hz so I don't think I'll have any issues
Also posting disingenuous WEBMs is standard fare for any new major release so only newbies may fall for your bait
the anon who did that run was running it on a 4080 or some shit but at 1440p iirc
The magical secret police (aurors) got gutted after big V got killed (the first time).
What’s a house friend? Can they come on quests with you and stuff
House friends are just named members of a house that you be become friends with and find in your common room/around the castle grounds. Some of them can join you on a few specific quests but they are not companions and lack that level of content and detail.
https://gamicus.fandom.com/wiki/Denuvo#List_of_games_formerly_using_Denuvo
i'll give you a few so you don't sperg out too hard >DOOM >HITMAN, HITMAN 2 >RE7 >Sonic Mania
adults are talking moron
>adults are talking moron
then it's past your bedtime sonny
Praise Gaben on again for tolerable download speeds.
Given that this was top selling game on Steam for 8 fricking weeks in row and counting I was prepared for snail speeds but Gaben actually delivered in timely manner.
didn't you try saying that before in another thread? either way no, everyone and their mother that isn't preloading now is gonna install when the unlock hits and clog up the servers.
Wasn't me, but every anticipated steam release I've preloaded took forever to unlock. Ever since I've just downloaded when it was out and it never took any longer than the preload.
Quality of this game aside it's really baffling to me that the same people who have been all "SUPPORT GAME DEVS!!! Developers deserve to have their work appreciated! Check out my Twitter page where I try to pet a dog in every game I play!!!" are now turning around and saying "n-no I refuse to amplify this game by discussing it or posting any screenshots from it, the dozens of developers who poured years into it can g-get fricked because the IP owner (who had nothing to do with the game itself) said meanie no no words :~~*"
>look up how it runs on next gen consoles >runs at 1440p60fps* or 1800p30fps* on PS5/XSX >XSS runs at 1200p30fps* or 900p60fps* >*with dynamic resolution and frequent drops below target fps
and people actually thought 120fps was gonna be standard on consoles now
>MC'S MOM DIES TO A DRAGON >MC'S MOM DIES TO DRAGON >MC'S MOM DIES TO A DRAGON >MC'S MOM DIES TO A DRAGON >FINAL BOSS IS A LITERAL DIVORCE LAWYER >MC'S MOM DIES TO DRAGON >FINAL BOSS IS A LITERAL DIVORCE LAWYER >NO QUIDDITCH
We need to rise up PC bros.
I've had it with the discrimination. No other group of people in the history of mankind has suffered injustice as much as us.
any game in pre release is technically "not released" and therfor qualifies for a steam refund regardless of the hours. 72 hours is more than enough, i plan on refunding a few hours before it comes out.
No because they caved like cowards and put a troony in the game. Not that this would ever be enough to please the mentally ill. Once you hurt their feelings they wish death upon you and demand the same from society, and everyone gives it to them because it feels bad to gang up on those with a mental disorder, even if their behavior wouldn't be accepted from any other group on Earth.
yeah they caved and the end result is fricking hilarious that hardly any troons are calling it a w for them. besides mods will fix it up and i doubt you even have to go to the hog's head outside of a first time mission.
rare opinion but I don't have anything against trans people I just want a game with magic and schools. I preordered over a month ago the game was 50 dollars delux for me.
If I had $60 dollars to spare then I would consider that to be a good use of it, yes. Sadly I don't have $60 to spend, so I'll have to be satisfied with reminding you that you'll never be a woman.
i think it speaks about the drop of expectations from videogame stories that reading spoilers doesn't phase me anymore.
when i read spoilers like that i assume it's bullshit or exaggeration. either way i take it with a grain of salt and never cared for the idea of the main plot of this game anyway since it was barely even marketed on it. i'm playing it to run around hogwarts and be a wizard n shiet.
To get gryffindor you have to be both an aggressive, wienery, pushy butthole but also bizarrely altruistic at the same time which not many nerds are going to be.
There is only one troony and they do not leave the pub they own. The troony is literally not allowed on school grounds and around kids. Kinda funny really.
Empress said she (male) is moving this game to the top of the list of cracks. It'll probably be fully cracked in a couple weeks or so. Patient gamers win yet again
I respect your intentions anon but the sales are already over the expected sales so dont rush to it if you dont want to man. Thank you for your service though. I salute you.
Kinda reminds me of my experience in technical college.
Was going to the Art Institute in San Diego, living in school-sponsored housing at an apartment complex. First quarter there I met a guy, kinda short and average but pretty hot, too. Big anime fan and gamer, had his hair done like Link/Ed Elric. We became friends, and after a couple of semesters we started getting closer.
One night when we were snuggling and petting he started crying and revealed that he was actually a woman (which explained why he had something around his chest and never let me grope his crotch, only his ass). He wore really tight sports bras to squish his breasts.
He was 100% female too. As he explained it, he was born out of wedlock to a 15-year-old mother from what may have been an incestuous relationship and was put up for adoption. His foster parents never told him about his mother, father, or anything of his baby days, and his guesswork is that he was born a herm and his parents had him worked on to be a girl, but his mind was male. And he's always hated his female body.
We stayed together after the revelation, and he may have hated his body but he had a pair of breasts any girl would kill to have, D-cup and full and soft. After a while he finally let me suck and play with them, and even have veganal sex with him (fortunately he was sterile, so no condom needed). And he may have hated his body, but he had some powerful orgasms from it.
This actually occurred in an experiment... Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.
One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. But undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.
All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why. However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.
A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him.
This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey.
One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.
And that is how most companies' policies get established.
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
One day on Halloween, I decided to frick with the major moron at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I herd you liek Mudkipz..."
"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."
"Oh really? So, would you ever frick a Mudkips, that is..."(he cuts me off before I could say "if you were a Mudkips.")
"OF COURSE."
"Well I just happen to have a Mudkip here, and.."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I coolly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fricking it and baying this real fricked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell..
In a certain area of a city somewhere in Western Philadelphia is an area of flat concrete, the kind of place used as a basketball court or similar, near to a school building. If you wait in this area on the 10th September, you will eventually be approached by two youths with an aggressive demeanor about them. The youths will challenge you to a fight, which you must accept. Following the brawl, return to your home. It is important that you tell your mother of this incident. She will become perturbed by your tale, and order you to leave for an area of Los Angeles. You will be compelled to obey her.
At the nearest taxi rank, whistle for a cab and one will approach. You may see that its license plate reads "FRESH", and there will be novelty dice dangling from the rear-view mirror. Do not be disturbed by the odor of the cab's interior, and speak only the words "Yo home, to Bel Air" to the driver.
When you arrive in Los Angeles, which should be around the hours of 7:00 or 8:00 PM, you must speak again to the driver, this time saying "Yo home, smell ya' later". DO NOT LOOK BACK AS THE TAXI LEAVES. You will be dropped off at the entrance to a large mansion. Approach the door and knock three times. If you follow these instructions exactly, you will be allowed to claim your place as the Prince of this area of Los Angeles, known only as "Bel-Air". You will be led to a room with an enormous throne, encrusted with the largest diamonds and fasioned from the purest of gold.
This throne is object 529 of 538. Sit on it, and ponder what to do next.
After destroying one of Ranrok’s mines (which was being used to extract energy from the reservoirs), the player character narrowly escapes after Ranrok murders his brother, Lodgok. The two had a falling out after Lodgok refused to support his brother’s uprising, eventually deciding to aid our player character instead. Unfortunately for all involved, Lodgok let slip the location of the final (and largest) reservoir, which turns out to be directly under the Map Chamber.
Racing to stop Ranrok once and for all, our protagonist and Prof. Fig make a mad dash for the last remaining reservoir, with the other Hogwarts professors lending a hand to wave off the incoming goblin invasion. Unfortunately, Ranrok reaches the reservoir and is able to absorb it all, turning into a massive, energy-loaded dragon intent on destroying the entire school. Thankfully, our hero is able to defeat Ranrok and contain the energy, but Prof. Fig suffers a fatal injury during the final fight.
>Didn’t get the israelite juice injected into my bloodstream >Managed to avoid the covie for 3 years >The one day I go out I start feeling sick a few days later because god hates me and doesn’t want me to enjoy a game at launch for once
I’m not gonna die but I have a Harry’s scar-tier headache. Enjoy it for me bros…
>BEING EXCITED FOR A SINGLE PLAYER GAYME
Hey moronS, NEWSFLASH NEWSFLASH NEWSFLASH: THERE IS NO GAME TO PLAY IF YOU CAN SIMPLY ALTER THE CODE YOU STUPID Black folk moronic zoomies
Can I get an actual explanation as to why Steam doesn't get midnight releases like consoles do?
And why people in other timezones are blocked from playing until the American timezone catches up?
How the frick are they going to do midnight releases for physical copies and not care if you're spoiling shit on the internet at half past midnight but force digital copy owners to have to wait until fricking 6pm on the day of release to be able to play?
My guess would be either >Snoy/Microwieners paid them off for a delayed PC release to further emphasize console sales >The PC version is messy as frick and needs a bit longer for the day-one patches.
Thats because steam updates store only during that certain hour(thats why there is that maintenance every week). Steam just updates their shit that way meanwhile psn and xlive do that at 00:00 regardless of timezone.
>radbrad walkthrough is out meanwhile i have to wait another 12 hours
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>30 starting character models >one vaguely resembles a white male >detail options are 100% pozzed >voice pitch is literally a filter. You can hear the distortion as the pitch goes up
30 preset models. 20 or so head shapes. A few dozen hairstyles. 5 voice options. That's it. Impossible to make an actual white male that doesn't look like a mutt. I spent 30 minutes trying.
So does the shit from pottermore actually affect anything at all other than what house you get into? Like, is your wand different looking or whatever based on your result?
>he bought it >he now is going to force him through hours of pozzed garbage >his character will walk past 90% ugly brown people and white trannies with pink hair >oh... and the gameplay wont salvage any of it
They did the same thing for when the Blizzard allegations happened.
Made a list of everyone playing Blizzard games, nothing came out of that as far as I know, but whatever entertains them, I guess.
is there any difference in the house you pick other than the way your home looks? my friends wife had me do some like sorting quiz and it gave me slytherin so i was going to go with that but im not sure if i should think about it more first
guys im on the verge of getting it and none of the other threads will answer me PLEASE someone just tell me this shit
1. is there ragdoll physics
2. are there repeatable side activities or can you exhaust the world of things to do outside random fights
>2. I've heard something about potion making being really in depth and deep
i was thinking more along the lines of a dueling club with random opponents, or racing minigames or shit that doesnt just disappear once its completed.
is there a reason to use potions outside of like, 5 minute buffs which is what I assumed it would be
Red house gets the "very easy" mode which isn't available to other houses/trough settings, Green house gets 3 green curses after tutorial + underground wedonttalkaboutit club + lorebook, Yellow house gets early access to animal breeding dens and Blue house gets automatic "show me the answer" mode for secrets/hidden stuff.
>+ underground wedonttalkaboutit club
so slyth gets the most "unique" stuff? and hufflepudff just gets you the animals early but all houses have access?
This doesn't sound accurate, everyone gets the 3 curses, it's not exclusive to Slytherin. I have heard that Slytherin can potentially unlock them earlier, though.
>Nogwarts Legacy officially has a least the same amount of troony content than Dragon Age Inquisition
You are playing a troony game. You aren't anti anything
Can we find out who did the face scan and voice for the troony character? We could bully him into suicide once he realizes even in fantast it still looks and sounds like a man.
you know the l;ast 3 ass creed games?
It is literally identical to that system. stat changes will not be hugely drastic and free transmog really means you are collecting a bunch of cosmetic options to mess with at will
No I don't really play games anymore but looking at youtube it seems like fun. Hope it's not too OP since I'm going to min/max shit out of that.
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i saw multiple reviewers say that the upgrade system for gear is "robust" but they never even engaged with it because they never needed any more stats. play on hard dif if you are going to fully engage with the gear system because otherwise you will absolutely stomp the content
UNLOCK IT AT MIDNIGHT PST YOU FRICKS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRICKFRICKFUKC CONSOLECHADS ARE ALREADY BEATING THE GAME
>butterbeer: prepared >hogwarts house scarf: worn >wand: waiting to be shipped from olivanders >load up baldurs gate because hogwarts legacy isn't out for me yet >race: human >gender: male >skin: white >class: fighter
yep its gaming time
when the pc version comes out theres a program thats called specialK that lets you change colors of things really easily. just something to keep in mind.
>witches DO get to wear actual skirts >you get a better look at them by taking off the cloak >you can actually take off literally everything though they give you full body undergarments
was way more than I was expecting especially after all the shitposting
I have it pre loaded on PS5 mind if I wait here with you guys?
Why don't you just change your PS5 region to new zealand and play it right now??
eh i can wait another hour
Xbox preload here. Okay if I wait to? I’m actually about to go to the store to get snacks….what should I get? I’m thinking mini donuts, chips, and soda.
lemme get some hot cheetos and a blue icee my guy
Obviously pic related and a bottle of butterscotch schnapps to drop a shot into each bottle.
I always just assumed butterbeer was like a butterscotch version of hot chocolate. Creamy and warm, for those winter semester blues.
When can we play?
I like this imagine, can I save it?
IMAGE, I MEANT IMAGE, ooooh I'm so embarrassed >\\\\\<
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EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS GUY HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW EMBARASSING !!!!!!!!!!!!!
the sight of male friendships warms my heart
n-no.. s-STOP!
>They Themmington
>Manina Dress
lost at the first one, those are all gold tho
DON'T COME TO SCHOOL GROUNDS TOMORROW
I gotta be honest, I am a little disappointed at the lack of a switch port at launch.
I could have emulated it in a toaster but I guess I'll either have to wait for the crack or the game to come out, neither option I'm very happy with
i can only imagine how bad the switch port will look
picrel is actually pretty impressive all things considered
what good is a physical map anyway? i've only ever bought two collector's editions in my life and that's because they actually had quality shit. the first was swtor, the second was fallout 4.
Fallout 3's physical map was awesome because on one side it had all the named locations and on the other it had every possible area a random encounter of a certain type could occur, as well as unnamed enclave camps
I like cloth maps because they are cool. I need to get a bunch of mine framed, and I’m trying to get a UO cloth map (my T2A map is paper). Also getting the deluxe edition of FFXVI specifically for the cloth map.
Both the devs and marketing team are more than happy to delay a lower quality version of the game til after release.
The game runs like mediocre ass on PS5/XSX, it's gonna be a house fire just on PS4/Xbone alone.
Switch version is gonna either be a literal 240p slideshow or cancelled.
Not streaming only like some other games?
WB is too left to invest in server infrastructure for that
i heard a review say the 60fps mode on PS5 was pretty smooth but the fidelity mode was choppy.
who /hufflepuff/ here
sazed
Post hard working Hufflepuff chads.
Seriously based. The more you think about it, the more you realise Hufflepuff is the true House of the heroes journey and spirit. It's like Gattsu and his powers of rage and determination.
Seems like the only non enemy npc you can attack in this game are cats
PUFF PUFF PASS
Only because Professor Garlick is hot.
i wish it was out already, i need some trip reports to see how this shit runs before i buy it.
Having second thoughts about picking Ravenclaw. Do the houses even matter?
Pretty sure it's just the order you meet some npcs in and the house.
There's some bonuses and the colour of your uniform
They change the order you meet the companions, what common room you can access, what house friends you can make (not companions) and what color clothing accents you get. Otherwise not much.
Just be aware the Slytherin did get the most work put into it by far and that Ravenclaw is borderline unfinished in regards to both its ugly common room and the horrible companion/house friends it has. My god does the Ravenclaw companion have the worst voice acting in the game.
In terms of overall enjoyment/level of polish:
Slytherin >>> Hufflepuff > Gryfindor >>> Ravenclaw
What’s a house friend? Can they come on quests with you and stuff
>My god does the Ravenclaw companion have the worst voice acting in the game.
If he doesn't sound like Apu I'm refunding.
Yeah, Slytherin and Hufflepuff have been what I've been trying to decide between myself. Really like Huffle's aesthetics.
snakechads we can't stop winning
How is Gryfindor so bad when it's like the main house?
I want to die because I have a morning meeting and an evening meeting. I'm gonna have to play some hookie during the day if I want to play this.
>Ganker is unironically going to shill this mediocre game just because they thing it mogs on trannies
truly sad
im gonna shill it cause i want to play a wizard
i wanted a hp game and was gonna buy it anyway if it makes troonys seethe even better
I'm gonna play because I like Harry Potter :))
What games do you actually enjoy?
>Ganker is edgy and contrarian
Been that way since before gamergate mindbroke half this sites userbase.
>Ganker is unironically going to
Where the frick have you been all this time?
I have sex regularly so I couldn't care less about that nonsense either way
I just want to be a wizard and explore a huge magical world. Also saw that combat webm earlier and it looks passable
Does she let you nut inside?
God I miss having a slampig gf.
shes my wife and doesn't let me nut anywhere else besides down her throat occasionally
I haven't used a condom in like 12 years
Based. Enjoy your wizarding adventures anon.
thanks bro I hope you'll be enjoying it as well
>anon is going to seethe at people paying money to buy a video game, something he cannot do because he spent all his money on meds that he is currently not taking
SEETHE
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D I L A T E
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>he didn’t get to play ps1 philosophers stone and chamber of secrets as a kid
I’m sorry, peak childhood shit for me.
Nah, I think the game actually looks fun.
I like the shield parry and also the dash. Much better than the fricking roll.
>muh souls roll
off yourself
yeah nobody cared for star wars squadrons, that shit was doa. you can go ahead and try to vpn unlock the game now if you've got it preloaded, but idk if it will work. new zealand is where you'll want to set it to.
It comes out in a couple of days for pc right?
no it drops 1pm est today/tomorrow
Throw yourself into a roll on fricking cobblestone you mongrel.
>you're just doing things to upset homosexuals
Yes.
have a nice day ameritard
Cope, seethe and dilate.
im just playing it cause it looks fan, mass troony death and shitposting are bonuses.
The sad part is that this is a, and i shit you not, troon game.
https://twitter.com/Doctor_Gamma/status/1622543720498315269?t=bpVwoafgBm1jnhR_2m6FqQ&s=19
>SIRona Ryan
No, I'm going to shill it because I played Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on PC as a kid and I've been wanting an actual proper game set in the Harry Potter universe for over 15 years.
>because I played Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on PC
damn it i was hoping you wouldn't end up in this thread
i suppose i can tolerate you better than that half blood prince game homosexual
>I played Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on PC as a kid
watched some stream, looks boring as frick walk simulator with empty world, literally worse than Elden Ring.
it's still like 14 hours morons
Didn't Bezos hit the moron button and gave away amazon preorders like 12 hours early?
Yes, and we gotta wait, don't we?
Yes that's why it says waiting room.
It's out now on consoles if you switch your location to New Zealand
>consoles
>Tfw live in LA but got it on PC
>TFW mountain time and got it on PS5
So stoked
im preloading on steam, it works.
Imagine shilling generic AAA garbage to own the libs. You stupid Black folk dont even like video games.
watched Philosopher's Stone this morning.
How does Voldemort continue to trust Snape after he subverts Quirrel's plans multiple times?
How does Harry continue to distrust Snape after Quirrel tells him Snape saved him and subverted his other plans?
Snape says to Bellatrix in one of the later books that he was not aware Quirrel was helping Voldemort until after Quirrel was dead and meanwhile Voldemort feared Snape had really turned against him so Voldemort did not reveal himself to Snape. Voldemort was very weak when he was with Quirrel and if Snape had actually turned on him and found out he’d have easily killed Quirrel. Essentially it was a misunderstanding between the two, had Snape actually known I don’t know what he’d have done as he’s a double agent.
post yer wizard or witch
Hufflepuff
>Best common room
>Chillest students
>No expectations, so you can pop off by being slightly above average
God it feels good to be in the best house in Hogwarts
best dorm is Slytherine and Ravenclaw though
Can you actually be evil in this game I want voldemort to look like a saint compared to my character
You can learn dark magic if you want. Hell, if you rush the killing curse and use it on enemies during the story, it will even be commented on. But sadly you cannot go full hardcore evil and call for mudblood genocide or anything like that.
Does it at least give you choices and different endings?
Didn't want to spend an extra 10 bucks to play a little early, I can wait until Thursday. Will watch some streams though
>your house choice is just cosmetic
Why?
How many hours until I can play
Early access for console owners starts in an hour, PC players will have to wait about 14 more hours.
the audio in this game sounds like a fan mod
they charging $90 for this slop lmfao
>there are people literally seething on Ganker right now about this game
you love to see it. Potterchads can't stop winning
>1 hour until I can play
COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN
The voice acting is good but gameplay wise is shadow of war for babies.
shadow of war is for babies
And now you have a grasp of what i'm talking about.
ok but i liked shadow of war more than shadow of mordor. the story was ok for fan fiction and the gameplay was a good refining of the first game.
I enjoyed Shadow of War but I don't see anyone constantly sliding between legs and rolling over shoulders.
Hence "for babies"
NOOO STOP BEING GOOD AHSUAHF TERFTERFTERFTERF
HIGH REVIEW SCORES ARE GOING TO HARM TRANS PEOPLE! CONSIDER THIS AND LOWER THEM NOW! NOW!! NOW!!!
>video game has trans character
>allows you to make "trans" protagonist
>JK has 0 (ZERO) involvement in the game besides being the creator of the HP world
>people shitting on the game just because of IP reasons
why aren't they being tolerant? isn't that the whole point...
Someone should compile a list of all the media they consume and day-to-day conveniences they partake in that are morally flawed. Like posting on Twitter with an iPhone primarily constructed in sweatshops with 18 hour work days and less than a living wage.
But hey, they can't talk about that for internet brownie points, so god forbid you point it out to them.
Last three numbers of my post is how many days it'll take for Hogwarts to finally be cracked
>KEEP IT SPOILER FREE
MC's mom dies.
Gryffinchad reporting in.
Current watching Prisoner of Azkaban with hot cocoa while it's windy freezing outside.
Comfy as frick.
wasnt she underage here?
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T ENJOY THIS VIDEO GAME NOOOOOO IT'S TOO EASY NOOOOOOO J.K. ROWLING IS A TERF NOOOOOOO
haha
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT GIVE YOUR HONEST OPINION IT HURTS MY HECKING BASED ROWLERINO TROONS TROONS TROONS
That feminist c**t has more money than you and i will ever have, i'm sure she's fine.
It's not about me wanting to give her money. It's about me wanting to give her money because it makes trannies mad.
Troons will be mad no matter what and rowling laughed her way to the bank when the published purchased the rights to HP, both sides are living on eachothers heads rent free on extra innings basically.
>Troons will be mad no matter what
Of course they will, but now I get to be part of that -and- play a game I've wanted since I was a kid. It's a win/win.
Merula mods when
Based. I thought they said no preload.
No preload for normies. Preload is only for deluxe chads.
False, because I just bought the regular edition.
not true, I have regular and its pre-loaded
>PCsisters think they can play it
OHNONONONONO
i ain't trying to run it on 4k shit so it'll do fine
I just want to run it at 1080p 144hz so I don't think I'll have any issues
Also posting disingenuous WEBMs is standard fare for any new major release so only newbies may fall for your bait
With low settings, DLSS on and with a RTX 4080, because you're not get close to that otherwise
You realize there's already benchmark videos on youtube showing it running on shit hardware at 60fps, right?
It's a shader caching issue common in unoptimized UE games. It doesn't matter what settings you're on. Every time you enter new areas and the scene has to update the rendering pipeline, you're going to get horrible choke and stutter until it buffers out.
You're better off waiting for the patch that precaches your shit when you first launch the game.
just play it on Linux instead 🙂
it'll fix the caching just like it did for Elden Ring which also used DX12 poorly
>mfw preordered the game
>mfw decade old PC with i5-2400
i-it's still gonna run on minimum settings, right?
If you cross your fingers it may just be able to run the main menu anon!
Are you fricking moronic? That game costs more than your CPU lmao. Lowest 30fps i youre lucky homie.
Not a bait. I literally only play mmos and old games. Last new AAA I played was Jedi Fallen Order and it ran fine on low settings. I have no idea if next gen is even possible to open, but I guess I'll refund it if not. Not gonna pay thousands for new PC when I hate 99% of new games anyway.
jfo and hogwarts are on the same engine, unreal 4.
You wont be able to even start the game anon if thats not some bait or shitpost. That CPU is too old and it doesnt support some instruction sets and other shit like Avx and more.
HAHAHAHA
turn off troontracing
1080ti bros i don't feel too good
>4k ultra
>ray tracing
>playing on a 970
c'mon bruh
>CPU at 100% utilization
>GPU at 3%
>26GB's of RAM being used
Yeah, this totally wasn't staged or anything.
While you guys are waiting you can watch our ID girl play the game.
Alright cut the shit. Just tell me how to play this as soon as possible. I'm willing to pay any price at all, money is no object
Pre-order deluxe edition on a console is the fastest way
deluxe edition drops in 45 minutes
Thanks, about to go buy a couple new Xboxes and several copies just in case
lmao i can't believe newhomosexuals were dumb enough to buy this
See you in ~10 days when Empress cracks it
>MC'S MOM DIES
>FINAL BOSS IS A LITERAL DIVORCE LAWYER
>NO QUIDDITCH
MC is a boring twat anyway. Why would people care about them over the companions
It was a silly decision to hand the climax to his character arc if that's how it ends
She's so fricking cute god damn
she needs more art, bros
everyone knows there's no quidditch, that's not a secret at all.
the anon who did that run was running it on a 4080 or some shit but at 1440p iirc
Why does the Wizarding world need literal children to solve all their problems?
The magical secret police (aurors) got gutted after big V got killed (the first time).
House friends are just named members of a house that you be become friends with and find in your common room/around the castle grounds. Some of them can join you on a few specific quests but they are not companions and lack that level of content and detail.
this game is going to suck and all you idiots bought it because of the memeshit tier marketing campaign and fabricated 'controversy'.
>op is a homosexual
I'm banned from twitch
Why are streamers such pussies?
This is weirdly similar to what fascists did. I thought libs were the good guys :^(
>"WE HATE FACISTS"
>Engages in facist thought-policing behavior.
>le necessary sacrifice
Frick people like this in particular lol
empress will crack it before the end of the month
congratulations now kys
looks like a shit game. why would he want to waste his time? can you think of a good game that any drm was incorporated in the first place?
steam/gog/egs/etc are all drm in their own right, so yes.
also last i checked rdr2 had denuvo and it took like a year before it was cracked.
adults are talking moron
this is a serious question btw. I honestly can't think of a good game that has any denuvo incorporated with it
https://gamicus.fandom.com/wiki/Denuvo#List_of_games_formerly_using_Denuvo
i'll give you a few so you don't sperg out too hard
>DOOM
>HITMAN, HITMAN 2
>RE7
>Sonic Mania
>adults are talking moron
then it's past your bedtime sonny
I hate how they made hitman denuvo
frick them I'll just play my games on stem or ps2
anon you can't play HITMAN on ps2, it's the world of assassination trilogy, not the original hitman codename 47 and hitman 2 silent assassin
based. Numan really sucks and is only played by numales who'd play a unity tech demo in a heartbeat
>Numan
>Good
Mental illness
Praise Gaben on again for tolerable download speeds.
Given that this was top selling game on Steam for 8 fricking weeks in row and counting I was prepared for snail speeds but Gaben actually delivered in timely manner.
just wait until tomorrow when everyone bottlenecks the servers and your unlocking takes an hour lol
>delusional mets fan
as a fellow mets fan, i can agree that xhe is delusional for blocking people over playing a game about wizards. needs a rope.
It's faster to just download it the minute it's out.
didn't you try saying that before in another thread? either way no, everyone and their mother that isn't preloading now is gonna install when the unlock hits and clog up the servers.
Wasn't me, but every anticipated steam release I've preloaded took forever to unlock. Ever since I've just downloaded when it was out and it never took any longer than the preload.
Quality of this game aside it's really baffling to me that the same people who have been all "SUPPORT GAME DEVS!!! Developers deserve to have their work appreciated! Check out my Twitter page where I try to pet a dog in every game I play!!!" are now turning around and saying "n-no I refuse to amplify this game by discussing it or posting any screenshots from it, the dozens of developers who poured years into it can g-get fricked because the IP owner (who had nothing to do with the game itself) said meanie no no words :~~*"
>game is preloaded on PS5
>need to wake up early for work tomorrow
i can play in 30 minutes but i am sleepy bros
>he didn't take off from work
how big is the castle? idgaf about spells and characters but I would like to wander around a huge castle with lots of secrets.
want anythin' from the trolly m8?
water and celery for me
hot butthole candy's please
>look up how it runs on next gen consoles
>runs at 1440p60fps* or 1800p30fps* on PS5/XSX
>XSS runs at 1200p30fps* or 900p60fps*
>*with dynamic resolution and frequent drops below target fps
and people actually thought 120fps was gonna be standard on consoles now
Downloading on steam right now
>MC'S MOM DIES TO A DRAGON
>MC'S MOM DIES TO DRAGON
>MC'S MOM DIES TO A DRAGON
>MC'S MOM DIES TO A DRAGON
>FINAL BOSS IS A LITERAL DIVORCE LAWYER
>MC'S MOM DIES TO DRAGON
>FINAL BOSS IS A LITERAL DIVORCE LAWYER
>NO QUIDDITCH
i think it speaks about the drop of expectations from videogame stories that reading spoilers doesn't phase me anymore.
Well, at least you're keeping it in spoilers.
SNAPE KILLS TUMBLERONE
Snape isn't even born yet you dumfrick
AH SHIT HURTS MY HANDS
We need to rise up PC bros.
I've had it with the discrimination. No other group of people in the history of mankind has suffered injustice as much as us.
Are you really gonna waste $60 just to spite troonys?
$70 actually. that and i want an open world harry potter game.
No, despite what the shitposting has you believe I'm wasting $60 because I want to make a wizard and play around in the Potterverse.
I would, but as it turns out that happens to just a delightful side effect of something I was going to enjoy regardless.
any game in pre release is technically "not released" and therfor qualifies for a steam refund regardless of the hours. 72 hours is more than enough, i plan on refunding a few hours before it comes out.
No I'm going to wait for the crack and enjoy playing it to spite trannies.
No because they caved like cowards and put a troony in the game. Not that this would ever be enough to please the mentally ill. Once you hurt their feelings they wish death upon you and demand the same from society, and everyone gives it to them because it feels bad to gang up on those with a mental disorder, even if their behavior wouldn't be accepted from any other group on Earth.
yeah they caved and the end result is fricking hilarious that hardly any troons are calling it a w for them. besides mods will fix it up and i doubt you even have to go to the hog's head outside of a first time mission.
79.99 actually
Yes.
$70 plus tax actually
>Are you really gonna waste $60
>60 whole dollars
HAHAHAHA, IMAGINE BEING POOR
If you hate trannies so much buy it for me
rare opinion but I don't have anything against trans people I just want a game with magic and schools. I preordered over a month ago the game was 50 dollars delux for me.
joke's on you I wasted 75 with tax.
I would have sprung for the cool kelpi robe but I'm hoping someone just manages to hack it.
If I had $60 dollars to spare then I would consider that to be a good use of it, yes. Sadly I don't have $60 to spend, so I'll have to be satisfied with reminding you that you'll never be a woman.
AIEEEEEE VOLSEYMORT-CHAMA
Can I even check if I got the regular or deluxe version
nah it's luck of the draw mang, good luck tho i believe in you.
Yeah, go to Steam then Support then search hog and it'll show your purchases. If it's deluxe it'll be like $74 if you're in the states.
Wait are people playing it tonight?
germany has been playing it since thursday
when i read spoilers like that i assume it's bullshit or exaggeration. either way i take it with a grain of salt and never cared for the idea of the main plot of this game anyway since it was barely even marketed on it. i'm playing it to run around hogwarts and be a wizard n shiet.
So I could just buy it and switch my timezone with a vpn?
if you're on console yeah. pc release time is based on burger clocks.
That's weird. I was able to bypass starwars squadrons on pc when it first came out by doing that. Would it be any different?
Everybody!
I need your help!
Is there anyone, AT ALL, that's reviewed it using kb+m controls? I just want to see SOMEONE'S opinion on it.
can we take a moment to thank the seething troons for all of the free advertisement for this game? without them, this would have surely flopped
A TOAST
You would think they, of all people, would be well versed in the Streisand Effect.
The game's real theme should be https://youtu.be/WK4HHaNhcgU
Why is literally everyone picking Slytherin and Ravenclaw?
Why are there so few Gryffinbros?
Edgelords.
My girlfriend and all her normie friends are all exclusively Gryffindor and Hufflepuff, Ganker is edgy so ofc they are all in the edgy houses
Slytherin gets the coolest magic spells earlier.
Hufflepuff bout 2 get a sexy redheaded b***h somebody should make a nude mod
I'm not conceited enough to pick the main character house.
To get gryffindor you have to be both an aggressive, wienery, pushy butthole but also bizarrely altruistic at the same time which not many nerds are going to be.
When the FRICK do I get Alohomora?
>Waa waa muh troony
Shut up just wait for mods to replace them if that bother you so much. I be waiting for coomer mods though.
There is only one troony and they do not leave the pub they own. The troony is literally not allowed on school grounds and around kids. Kinda funny really.
>they
He.
>People would rather be transphobic and play Hogwarts than not play Hogwarts so they aren't transphobic
Sisters... is this what genocide looks like?
...Or just kill them since they aren't protected.
You don't need green spells to kill btw.
>them
Him.
You can't attack random NPCs from what I understand, it's not GTA.
mods soon
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Good. Fricking. God.
I think I'm refunding.
It's sad how in their extremist mind there's no place for nuance
lmao its the ugly stepsister from Shrek
Thats what I thought as well.
wtf I love trans women now
Lowkey frickable dessu
Are we sure this isn't a bug?
Ganker is nothing but shills from Twitch now.
Goddamn
PS5 preload here, got my snacks/gatorade ready, and just had a nice cup of ramen. Time to game
You ain't a chat playing troony ubishit.
>chat
?
Eh, ill wait for the pirate version.
Empress said she (male) is moving this game to the top of the list of cracks. It'll probably be fully cracked in a couple weeks or so. Patient gamers win yet again
Can I play it now if I'm a deluxe chad?
if you're a console chad you can play in 5 bings, otherwise it drops in 13 bongs
hi guys
im not buying the game yet but can i post about HP here (not the sauce lol)
How long until the mod to make all the students white comes out?
im going to buy this and not even play it
just to make the troons mad.
I respect your intentions anon but the sales are already over the expected sales so dont rush to it if you dont want to man. Thank you for your service though. I salute you.
apparently people are trying to bully streamers, I might start streaming it on twitch just because frick those hatchet wounds.
based if you make content praising the game and talking shit about trooners with coded language so you dont get banned.
instead of saying trannies, say trooners, instead of israelites say goblins, instead of Black folk say darkies, etc.
I will buy it too BUT after Denuvo is removed
when does the game release on burger clocks
am I clear to go to sleep?
wienerUS INVERTUS!
DILATEIARMUS!
Only play with this mod
>avada kalashnikov!
Kinda reminds me of my experience in technical college.
Was going to the Art Institute in San Diego, living in school-sponsored housing at an apartment complex. First quarter there I met a guy, kinda short and average but pretty hot, too. Big anime fan and gamer, had his hair done like Link/Ed Elric. We became friends, and after a couple of semesters we started getting closer.
One night when we were snuggling and petting he started crying and revealed that he was actually a woman (which explained why he had something around his chest and never let me grope his crotch, only his ass). He wore really tight sports bras to squish his breasts.
He was 100% female too. As he explained it, he was born out of wedlock to a 15-year-old mother from what may have been an incestuous relationship and was put up for adoption. His foster parents never told him about his mother, father, or anything of his baby days, and his guesswork is that he was born a herm and his parents had him worked on to be a girl, but his mind was male. And he's always hated his female body.
We stayed together after the revelation, and he may have hated his body but he had a pair of breasts any girl would kill to have, D-cup and full and soft. After a while he finally let me suck and play with them, and even have veganal sex with him (fortunately he was sterile, so no condom needed). And he may have hated his body, but he had some powerful orgasms from it.
God, I wish we were still together.
JK Rowling doesn't hate trannies because they're trannies, she hates them because they're men.
yes mentally ill men. I hate the mentally ill too.
This actually occurred in an experiment... Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.
One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. But undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.
All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why. However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.
A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him.
This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey.
One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.
And that is how most companies' policies get established.
WE IN BAY BEE
Huh, the default character option is....a white male? What did they mean by this?
He's clearly latino
You guys are so mindbroken that if a white person isn't pale white he's automatically a mutt.
>t. israelite worshipping ameritard
You know what, you deserve to be led astray
What. It's literally this racial phenotype just change the eye color and hair color if it bothers you.
I have that skin color, so that's why people say I'm white
>this is white in the israelitenited states of shartistan
i'll have you know he's probably 18% scottish
Here I fixed him. Is that aryan enough for you?
Ah, now there is a TRVE son of the Aryan nation
FRICK yeah bro GOTY
He cute
LOOK AT THIS THIS IS FRICKING IMPORTANT
I don't have a lot of time, I need some help. Fricking listen. This post will probably be deleted before too many people can see it. If you're reading this, click reply, and stay in the thread. Refresh every few seconds, there are things I don't understand that are working to see that this never gets out.
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>no dating sim
Look like Fatlus still safe.
Just imagine how big this game could've been if it actually had romance too.
keep your homosexual gameplay out of my wizard simulator
Romance is the straightest type of gameplay.
if i want romance i'll go to a bar and tell a cougar she's pretty
mass effect exists for chuds like you
Being anti-romance is the chuddest thing you could do.
AIIIEEEE UNLOCK THE PC VERSION ALREADY REEEEEEEEAWEAWEAWE
never forget they banned larry for talking about troons
fricking when
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
>major agencies vtubers streaming it
TRANNIES LOST
Your role models hates you freaks
DAY OF THE ROPE
One day on Halloween, I decided to frick with the major moron at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I herd you liek Mudkipz..."
"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."
"Oh really? So, would you ever frick a Mudkips, that is..."(he cuts me off before I could say "if you were a Mudkips.")
"OF COURSE."
"Well I just happen to have a Mudkip here, and.."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I coolly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fricking it and baying this real fricked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell..
when is it releasing?
WHEN DOES PC UNLOCK
I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP
1pm EST Feb 7
thank you kind sirs. A thousand blessing on you and your house. may your waifu suck your dick. goodnight.
wait I thought it was released earlier than that?
~noon EST is pretty typical for Steam releases
no midnight release
go to sleep bro, you still have over 12 bongs
Almost time!
performance mode actually feels pretty nice
Pls where's the anon that said he would gift copies?
In a certain area of a city somewhere in Western Philadelphia is an area of flat concrete, the kind of place used as a basketball court or similar, near to a school building. If you wait in this area on the 10th September, you will eventually be approached by two youths with an aggressive demeanor about them. The youths will challenge you to a fight, which you must accept. Following the brawl, return to your home. It is important that you tell your mother of this incident. She will become perturbed by your tale, and order you to leave for an area of Los Angeles. You will be compelled to obey her.
At the nearest taxi rank, whistle for a cab and one will approach. You may see that its license plate reads "FRESH", and there will be novelty dice dangling from the rear-view mirror. Do not be disturbed by the odor of the cab's interior, and speak only the words "Yo home, to Bel Air" to the driver.
When you arrive in Los Angeles, which should be around the hours of 7:00 or 8:00 PM, you must speak again to the driver, this time saying "Yo home, smell ya' later". DO NOT LOOK BACK AS THE TAXI LEAVES. You will be dropped off at the entrance to a large mansion. Approach the door and knock three times. If you follow these instructions exactly, you will be allowed to claim your place as the Prince of this area of Los Angeles, known only as "Bel-Air". You will be led to a room with an enormous throne, encrusted with the largest diamonds and fasioned from the purest of gold.
This throne is object 529 of 538. Sit on it, and ponder what to do next.
RX580 8G
16GB RAM
AMD 2600X CPU
How am i looking frens?
>CAPTCHA: 4S0YS
some1 respond pls 🙁
After destroying one of Ranrok’s mines (which was being used to extract energy from the reservoirs), the player character narrowly escapes after Ranrok murders his brother, Lodgok. The two had a falling out after Lodgok refused to support his brother’s uprising, eventually deciding to aid our player character instead. Unfortunately for all involved, Lodgok let slip the location of the final (and largest) reservoir, which turns out to be directly under the Map Chamber.
Racing to stop Ranrok once and for all, our protagonist and Prof. Fig make a mad dash for the last remaining reservoir, with the other Hogwarts professors lending a hand to wave off the incoming goblin invasion. Unfortunately, Ranrok reaches the reservoir and is able to absorb it all, turning into a massive, energy-loaded dragon intent on destroying the entire school. Thankfully, our hero is able to defeat Ranrok and contain the energy, but Prof. Fig suffers a fatal injury during the final fight.
>Didn’t get the israelite juice injected into my bloodstream
>Managed to avoid the covie for 3 years
>The one day I go out I start feeling sick a few days later because god hates me and doesn’t want me to enjoy a game at launch for once
I’m not gonna die but I have a Harry’s scar-tier headache. Enjoy it for me bros…
Playing vidya while sick is a special kind of comfy
Not if it makes you feel worse.
suck it, nerd
is using cd keys worth it? it shows the deluxe edition for $57
how's the drm homosexual?
THE CONSOLE CHADS ARE LAUGHING AT US IT'S NOT FAIR
WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING WHEN I MOD ALL THE CUTIES TO BE NUDE!
>install mod
>all wizards are now white
we did it
Is there a reason this twatter post has been posted in the same thread 3 times?
human beings with less computational prowess than chatgpt
Troon seething because they can’t play the game or their “friends” will cancel them.
not buying it
>No blacks in the third age
Uhhh, ever heard of an Uruk-hai?
What's the reasoning for the PC taking longer anyway
shit is moronic
>3060
>ryzen 5 2600x
>16 gigs ram
will I be able to play it 100 fps at 1080p on lowest possible setting?
>Ayyymd CPU
Devs are Int(c)el marketers so you should prepare yourself a rope
The steam forums are totally unmoderated. Absolute shit show right now lol
Based but they're all gonna get banned eventually, it's not worth it
>30 minutes left until realise, so excited, I Have been watching all movies just for this moment to come.
oh nonononono do we tell him
HAHAHAHAH
>Honeypot that gets you banned
Yeah no THANKS!
gonna switch to a vpn once preload is finished downloading. its worked before with other games.
>BEING EXCITED FOR A SINGLE PLAYER GAYME
Hey moronS, NEWSFLASH NEWSFLASH NEWSFLASH: THERE IS NO GAME TO PLAY IF YOU CAN SIMPLY ALTER THE CODE YOU STUPID Black folk moronic zoomies
W-What? Why would you get excited over a multiplayer game?
You should consider a new hobby
Clearly this one doesn't work for you anymore
>mentally handicapped man tries to troll Ganker
I remember when people were at least trying to be convincing.
any fellow fire frens here?
Where's the next culture war battlefield? I need to prepare.
Can I get an actual explanation as to why Steam doesn't get midnight releases like consoles do?
And why people in other timezones are blocked from playing until the American timezone catches up?
How the frick are they going to do midnight releases for physical copies and not care if you're spoiling shit on the internet at half past midnight but force digital copy owners to have to wait until fricking 6pm on the day of release to be able to play?
My guess would be either
>Snoy/Microwieners paid them off for a delayed PC release to further emphasize console sales
>The PC version is messy as frick and needs a bit longer for the day-one patches.
Thats because steam updates store only during that certain hour(thats why there is that maintenance every week). Steam just updates their shit that way meanwhile psn and xlive do that at 00:00 regardless of timezone.
This is a childrens game guys.
all games are childrens games you absolute buffoon
Why are you being a child? You should grow up.
frick you Black person I was raped by my dad and exist in a state of perpetual infantilism
BUT MUH CULTURE WAR
I'm exploding a lot of people for a kids game
>press reviewers get to play it literally right now while the rest of us have to wait until 10+ hours have passed
i slep
If I have pretty fast internet is it worth it to preload right now or just to download it tomorrow when it releases?
Preload so you don’t get raped when the servers get overloaded
I'm watching some guy play the beginning of the game and holyshit this game is a lot more brutal than I was expecting.
I HATE YOU Ganker I HATE YOU JK ROWLING
FRICK YOU I HATE YOU WE SHOULDN'T SUFFER BECAUSE OF YOU STOP PLAYING THIS FRICKING GAME I HATE ALL OF YOU
im not trans
im not black
im not israeli
im definitely not mutt cattle like you
No one can sign into the game right now anyway.
What platform?
PS5 but I think its the Wizarding World/WB Games account servers trying to connect to the games that are overloaded.
Is using an account optional? I don't like linking accounts.
>radbrad walkthrough is out meanwhile i have to wait another 12 hours
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>30 starting character models
>one vaguely resembles a white male
>detail options are 100% pozzed
>voice pitch is literally a filter. You can hear the distortion as the pitch goes up
Haven't even started and it's trash
YWNBAW
Can't you fully customize or do you have to use a model? I thought the model was just a starting point.
30 preset models. 20 or so head shapes. A few dozen hairstyles. 5 voice options. That's it. Impossible to make an actual white male that doesn't look like a mutt. I spent 30 minutes trying.
please fricking god tell me this isn't true. I wanted to make an Aryan Slitherin bro. Can you even have blue or green eyes?
Yes don’t listen to the idiot racist. I made a perfectly fine aryan I want to frick
wew thank god.
>Jedi survivor or whatever the frick its called
>-but with wands
dont put your expectations too high
this is bland as it gets
For guys with early access, is there a forced account linking thing? I don't want to link accounts.
So does the shit from pottermore actually affect anything at all other than what house you get into? Like, is your wand different looking or whatever based on your result?
You get a robe representing your house. Other than not, not much.
its shit
what are you guys thinking, controller or m/kb?
a rope for every Ganker gay who buys into this hyper-aggresive psyop currently happening on this board
you sound poor just wait a couple days and im sure the troony will crack the game for you
don't care about your homosexual culture war
gonna play the fun wizard game and there's nothing you can do about it
you love brown people? you love them replacing you? good goy
>PS: THE GAMEPLAY IS SHIT SO DONT EXPECT IT TO SALVAGE IT
let me reiterate, I don't care about your moronic culture war or your paranoid rantings
cry
The one thing that unites the human race is our collective hatred for troons.
Your boycott failed. Cope, seethe, dialate.
If you post this ONE MORE TIME I will buy the fricking game. And I've got exactly $60.01 in my bank account.
How fricking racist does someone have to be to post someone supporting a cause as a counter-argument? Grow up.
so people in new zealand are playing this on pc? or console
I'm in Didgeridoo land and I'm playing on PS5.
>he bought it
>he now is going to force him through hours of pozzed garbage
>his character will walk past 90% ugly brown people and white trannies with pink hair
>oh... and the gameplay wont salvage any of it
What did they mean by this?
They did the same thing for when the Blizzard allegations happened.
Made a list of everyone playing Blizzard games, nothing came out of that as far as I know, but whatever entertains them, I guess.
>Have they streamed THAT wizard game
Oh would you look at that, a witch hunt.
>It which must not be named.
It's like how we act about ~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*(them*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~) lol
goblins?
and they tell me im wrong for hating troons
Syltherin chads wya?
>pick blonde
>looks terrible in game
Of course. How do we edit our character
>I AM LE BASED WHITE SLYTHERIN BOY
>*proceeds to walk through corridor full of Poojeets*
The absolute state of you lot
>I just want a game with magic and schools
well its not gonna be good
you really arent gonna be impressed
Wtf is this thing
i think that's a mulatto. possibly mixed with filipino.
slim shady
Richarlison
racism has been solved
I thought homies didn't like israelites, as the rest of us.
i dont think its gonna be comfy at all
i think its pozzed garbage
its not subjective either, its pretty fricking obvious
How long until steam launch?
1pm est.
boo
boo
10AM PST / 1PM EST
pozzed nu-male pandering garbage
wont be playing this shit, let alone just buying it
is there a way to trick gaben to let me play now instead of waiting 5 hours?
try using a vpn and switch to new zealand
i am in nz
No tricking Gaben but if the game devs are dumdums you can set your system clock to tomorrow, assuming they don't require it to call home.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>Tom Riddle said, calmly
wtf are you people even talking about Steam says its not out until feb 10
Deluxe edition gets early access. Console deluxe owners are already playing.
ohh you had to get the Deluxe Edition? I'm sitting here waiting for steam to release it tomorrow and I only got the regular edition
Sorry anon. It has a really exciting opening so far, it’ll be worth the wait.
pre-ordering deluxe edition gets you early access
Oh. Well shit.
>72 Hours Early Access
I don't understand what's going on but it's a bunch of Eastern European randoms and really awkward acting
>twitter that the troony character has "sir" in their name
Every time I think we're out the water just gets deeper
i expect alot of this game will have been rushed and half baked
>1 hour of nightshift left
I'm nearly in the promised land deluxe bros
is there any difference in the house you pick other than the way your home looks? my friends wife had me do some like sorting quiz and it gave me slytherin so i was going to go with that but im not sure if i should think about it more first
>the game has a troony character
not paying a single cent to these israelites
ok but can someone post examples of the waifus I can make?
How many trannies dead?
guys im on the verge of getting it and none of the other threads will answer me PLEASE someone just tell me this shit
1. is there ragdoll physics
2. are there repeatable side activities or can you exhaust the world of things to do outside random fights
From what I understand
1. Yes
2. I've heard something about potion making being really in depth and deep
>2. I've heard something about potion making being really in depth and deep
i was thinking more along the lines of a dueling club with random opponents, or racing minigames or shit that doesnt just disappear once its completed.
is there a reason to use potions outside of like, 5 minute buffs which is what I assumed it would be
So, will you use the Unforgivable Curses?
WHERE THE CRACK AT
its not even out on PC for a crack to be made, 2 weeks apparently
This is the face of those you're upsetting by playing this game. Hoe does that make you feel Ganker?
>Azkaban quest only available for Hufflepuff
What the actual FRICK
what other house locked stuff is there? everyone keeps saying ravenclaw gets the shit end of the stick
That’s why I picked ravenclaw for my first play. Get the shit end out of the way.
Red house gets the "very easy" mode which isn't available to other houses/trough settings, Green house gets 3 green curses after tutorial + underground wedonttalkaboutit club + lorebook, Yellow house gets early access to animal breeding dens and Blue house gets automatic "show me the answer" mode for secrets/hidden stuff.
>+ underground wedonttalkaboutit club
so slyth gets the most "unique" stuff? and hufflepudff just gets you the animals early but all houses have access?
This doesn't sound accurate, everyone gets the 3 curses, it's not exclusive to Slytherin. I have heard that Slytherin can potentially unlock them earlier, though.
>"smart" house that likes puzzles just gets given the answer instead of getting to work it out themselves
wut
>Nogwarts Legacy officially has a least the same amount of troony content than Dragon Age Inquisition
You are playing a troony game. You aren't anti anything
One easily ignorable NPC? You sure you're not thinking of Andromeda?
>just ignore it bro
Frick off troony
>Didn't even try to make up more bullshit, gave up instantly
I hate neo-/v/.
I hate your neo-vegana, so we're even
It just shows Ganker double standards, ME:A has even more troony content than DA:I apparently. But it's ok when it's a series they like
don't care still playing. death to israel.
you will never a woman
thank god.
Projection
You are right, my intentions aren’t political Black person
ayoooo where's da cracked version at?
Waiting for anime mod.
>common room is comfy as shit
>but it's hufflepuff
it isn't fair....
Heard u talking shit like we Huffind’t out
Can we find out who did the face scan and voice for the troony character? We could bully him into suicide once he realizes even in fantast it still looks and sounds like a man.
But the troony character's face scan and voice are done by a cis man
Lies. They get crucified when a whitey does the voice for a Black person. No way they would let a nontroony be the troony.
>you can put the hood on
10/10 GOTY
>well-appointed
Wait, does this game have an actual RPG loot system?
Yes, you can find and upgrade gear, as well as change appearance if you prefer a different look for gear with better stats.
Holy frick I don't even know I though it would be like the movie tiein games with maybe few cosmetic appears
you know the l;ast 3 ass creed games?
It is literally identical to that system. stat changes will not be hugely drastic and free transmog really means you are collecting a bunch of cosmetic options to mess with at will
No I don't really play games anymore but looking at youtube it seems like fun. Hope it's not too OP since I'm going to min/max shit out of that.
i saw multiple reviewers say that the upgrade system for gear is "robust" but they never even engaged with it because they never needed any more stats. play on hard dif if you are going to fully engage with the gear system because otherwise you will absolutely stomp the content
UNLOCK IT AT MIDNIGHT PST YOU FRICKS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRICKFRICKFUKC CONSOLECHADS ARE ALREADY BEATING THE GAME
it unlocks at 10am pst on steam dude not midni9ght
THEY NEED TO MOVE IT ON UP MOVE IT UP SONNY I WANNA PLAY NOW
i was just warning you to not stay awake the extra 2 hours, better off sleeping and busting hard at 10am
https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomhearts3?tab=popular+%28all+time%29
these are the kinds of mods we'll get at best
wands are for pusssies
the biggest anti-troon brit made the trooniest franchise ever
have a nice day
I don't care, /misc/
so how is the game?
its fine. like the new AC games with a potter skin
What's actually stopping me from using accio on a female student's clothes, besides human decency and all that?
yeah...if witches can use love potions to date rape and they sell that stuff to kids even, whats stopping me from doing that?
>butterbeer: prepared
>hogwarts house scarf: worn
>wand: waiting to be shipped from olivanders
>load up baldurs gate because hogwarts legacy isn't out for me yet
>race: human
>gender: male
>skin: white
>class: fighter
yep its gaming time
So is there character customization?
characters tend to look very similar so yes but the real customization is in the clothes and hats you get. Tons of that shit.
can you recolor the clothes or just transmog them into others?
or are color variations part of the random mdrops
>recolor
Haven't seen that yet
>transmog
Yes. Its too early for me to do that yet but I've seen it in videos.
(No need to click and give the tuber shekels, but they transmog)
ACG is one of the few good youtubers so I'm fine giving him views.
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>9:49
>much less like a bioware game and more like Bully
Wtf Ganker told me this was a bioware clone? Who should I believe?
>The Weasley kid is making me do more dodgy shit than the Slytherin one
What did they mean by this?
has anyone been able to play this on pc yet or are they restricted to american time?
we're stuck on burger time.
10AM PST / 1PM EST
fml
Is your companion decided by the house you pick?
What do you mean companion? You make friends with various students from various houses along the way.
when the pc version comes out theres a program thats called specialK that lets you change colors of things really easily. just something to keep in mind.
Black person.
Black person
Just got hit by a bad spoiler...
turn off the computer. go dark until 10AM PST / 1PM EST. Spoiler are going to be everywhere and the only thing you can do is isolate.
Snape rims Dumbledore
Literally just take the hammer to the fusebox it's that easy bro.
Well? Do share Anon.
is the mom hot then?
it tells me i cant play until the 10th but i bought the deluxe edition?
>witches DO get to wear actual skirts
>you get a better look at them by taking off the cloak
>you can actually take off literally everything though they give you full body undergarments
was way more than I was expecting especially after all the shitposting