>hold forwards for 30 hours

>hold forwards for 30 hours
riveting

how did we go from tactical espionage action to this wank?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot hold left click and right click once in a while

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    filtered

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metal gear didn't even have good stealth gameplay anyways, so I think it's fitting that Kojima made a walking sim. Kojima likes to think he's the David Lynch of games or something when in reality he's more like the Neil Breen of games. It's just that industry standards were low back in the day, so anyone with a strong vision for their game got noticed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where's your game?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You just don't get it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only 30hrs? doesnt sound like you kept on keepin on

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hold forward
    *sips*
    i used a truck

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to know what the Hollywood actors involved actually think of this game and kojima, off the record

    like mads. I want to know what he actually thinks. did he do it because he knew it would be dumb and that's fun? or is it more like his agent said "this guy is a famous game director and sony is bankrolling it, just go with it"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they get a nice paycheck and a motion capture job on their CV

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      actors don't care. the check cleared, that's all that mattered. hell, doing a video game was probably a vacation for him, you just show up, do mocap, and record lines.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think there was an interview where one of the actors said he/she had no idea what it was all about and just acted as directed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >like mads. I want to know what he actually thinks.

      Mads apparently genuine likes Kojima as a friend. He says that apparently they bonded and became friends at a pub over watching a game of handball.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >like mads. I want to know what he actually thinks.

      Mads apparently genuine likes Kojima as a friend. He says that apparently they bonded and became friends at a pub over watching a game of handball.

      In addition Refn seems to be autistic enough to like Kojima too. Kojima has dozens of tweets like

      of just talking ro refn sometimes saying shit like just finished several hour long conversation about movies with refn.

      Reedus seems to just like Kojima professionally.
      The women actresses barely ever mention him and it was efinitely just a paycheck.
      Del Toro and Kojima seem to reciprocally just use each other for fanboy cred. Del Toro going look at me I'm totally a nerd that hangs out with video game people and Kojima the same but with movie people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mads said it was a cool experience, his son told him he had to do it, his son likes the game but Mads hasn't played it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima is wanking about this game on twitter everyday

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tactical espionage

    you mean isometric pac man?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    See a doctor zoomie, you clearly have ADHD.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is playing a game for 30 hours considered ADHD now

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest filter in video game history

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